15 Minutes of Standup About Divorce & Breakups | Netflix is a Joke

[@roadlesstraveled34]

My divorce got finalized on Valentine's Day 2020!! Best Valentine's Day I've ever had!

[@wiscogirl81]

Mine was Valentines Day 2013! Cheers 🍻

[@annak6537]

Is it really that bad? I’ve avoided it like the plague because I grew up with two dysfunctional adult children and none of it seemed good enough for me to repeat. I am even more taken aback by how many unhappily married people there are. I wonder what the happily married ones know that the rest do not..?

[@altsam9]

​@@annak6537I know a lot couples who have been married for +20 years and don't plan on divorcing but they're not happy AT ALL. The secret for these couples that never divorce is that one of them (in most cases the woman) has a very low self-esteem and 0 self respect and ends up forgetting multiple times the cheating, the emotional abuse and sometimes even physical abuse.

[@longlivedemocracy756]

My ex asked me for a divorce on Valentine’s Day and then later married on Valentine’s Day. I always wonder if they are still married…😏

[@akrobatik7154]

@@annak6537 that's easy! Never stop having sex regularly.

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Great line “ he could see the instability in my eyes “ Perfection

[@Rin-ig3ci]

ohhh, boy, I love that last line! "You want someone who can pick up the other end of the couch!" I think that is the perfect example of what you should look for in a marriage. You don't want someone who's going to sit there and look pretty all day, you don't want someone who's going to make someone else do everything for them (which would end up leaving you to deal with everything in the end), but you don't necessarily want someone who's exactly like you either (two people on the same end of the couch is going to be more of a drag than a success). Sometimes you'll find someone who picks up the other end of the couch but then holds you back, and other times they might push you too far and make you feel guilty about dropping the couch after you can't take it anymore. It ain't easy find the right partner. There are so many romance stories out there that show us the happily ever after, the perfect dream relationship, but they rarely ever show us what it actually means to find your match. Not the perfect person, but the person you find the greatest harmony with. Not true love, but honest love. The person who wants to see you succeed and be happy even if it doesn't necessarily include them.

[@JD-dh7bk]

The young adults today want and expect too much. They think they are special. Everybody thinks they're special. And the right person for them will know how special they are and fill all the voids in their lives.. But the problem is NO ONE IS SPECIAL. And everyone needs to climb down from their high horse. And be realistic. We are all flawed. No one will 100% perfect be for anyone. And people need to willing to work on their marriage rather than running to divorce the second it gets hard. Marriage ebbs and flows. People today overthink over analyze relationships. It's ridiculous. I knew the second I saw my husband he was it for me. 2 weeks of dating we got engaged. 3 months later we got married. In March we will celebrate 28years of marriage. No our marriage isn't perfect. But he is the RIGHT person for me. *We met at a friend's house. dating apps weren't a thing. They shouldn't be a thing now.

[@user-qn8hk7yx1z]

its working together and building each other up not going behinde someone and saying it to everyone and they lie and u lie and screw other people

[@blutygergaming8789]

​@JD-dh7bk Watch out, the Alphabet Soup Group will be burning your house down if they can figure out how to use a lighter

[@JD-dh7bk]

@@blutygergaming8789 I don't know who the alphabet soup group is but I'm not worried. Lol

[@blutygergaming8789]

@JD-dh7bk It's LGBTQ- whatever other letters they come up with

[@steamboatbill4]

lol got divorced recently. I have literally done that. Realized something lonely and depressing BUT ALSO HILARIOUS about my current situation. I also wrote down jokes while crying 😅

[@TheodoreDeZorzi]

Better to be alone than annoyed

[@jacole1234]

Mate... onwards and upwards!

[@Moose92411]

I’ve got to say, the women CRUSHED it on this topic. The men on this compilation were good, but man were those women on POINT!

[@dukeduke2790]

cmon ladies someone reply to him..🤦🏻😂

[@Moose92411]

@@dukeduke2790 I don't need a reply to feel what I feel.

[@benjaminwelkens8118]

I apologize for the audacity. But I'm guessing that your mother won custody

[@annjohnson8437]

OMG ... the set about lowering your expectations was hilarious! 😂

[@edithmr21o]

That April chick was hilarious, "when he noticed the instability in my eyes" 😂

[@ajneill9640]

😂😂😂 For real she cracks me up

[@robinkrieger8003]

The Hooters lady…..awesome ….

[@annmarieknapp]

Divorced here and will NEVER get married again. Next month will be 20 years since my personal Independence Day!!

[@lisaahmari7199]

35 years, here. I look around at couples and think "why?" Such an awful lot of compromise and drama for so little return." I can see why men want to marry. Even in 2023 they still get the whole deal: cook, maid, therapist, mommy. But women? No way.....we get the crap end of the deal almost every time. It's a TRAP that women are conditioned to want to fall into. The way you phrased it was perfect: Independence Day. 🎉😅

[@wiscogirl81]

My 10 year divorceaversary is coming up!!! Cheers 🍻

[@RocLobo358]

I'm glad you're happy and got out of a situation that was causing pain

[@jamaljames3910]

Yall trippinl.. if you ever meet a good man. You'll see what I mean... women are Bad pickers.

[@kdbee6086]

Last thing in the world I want is another old goat to take care of!

[@beagleissleeping5359]

There was an interesting divorce notice in our local paper several years ago. This woman was somehow married to three men in the same family at the same time. It went something like, "Sam Stevens and Edgar Stevens have both filed for divorce against Rebecca Stevens after finding out she is still currently married to John Stevens."

[@starwolf99]

I've had the strange luck of dating multiple people going through a divorce. The spectrum is very real (from amicable to acrimonious).

[@phyllissowhat]

Don’t EVER date someone going through a divorce. Why would you do THAT?

[@starwolf99]

@@phyllissowhat it worked. One of them became my wife of now 17 years.

[@phyllissowhat]

@@starwolf99 awww. I’m sorry I sounded cynical. I’m happy for you. Here’s to many more years…

[@starwolf99]

@@phyllissowhat thank you. It's cool. I will say this: you learn what NOT to do in a relationship by dating divorcees.

[@starwolf99]

@phyllissowhat also, I get to have this little inside joke: "Let the record show she didn't marry an idiot...the second time around."

[@marycline4802]

I swore after I got divorced that I would NEVER get married again….been in a relationship and living with the same man for over 2 years and both agreed we’re happy the way things are for now lol but he made me promise that the possibility is not off the table.

[@Dyamond-iw5jp]

Ain't no shame in that game😊, I'm sure we all done something that we never thought we would. ( I.E. get divorced 😅) Whichever way you go more power to you.🎉❤🇺🇲✊🏿(Power to ALL the people)

[@Gotoworkkk]

Don’t do it!

[@shadowkissed2370]

I was with my currant husband for 7 years before we got married, we just celebrated our 10 year wedding anniversary on Halloween. I refused to get married right away after my first marriage ended in divorce after going through 5 years of abuse.

[@dumaskhan]

Oh my god, "bless your heart" got a netflix special? That is awesome!

[@cindyhill4864]

She has a few, love her

[@dumaskhan]

@@cindyhill4864 I first saw her on Dry bar, she is a hoot!

[@Im_who_made_you_life]

Dude was dead and farted so hard came back to life 🧬😂

[@roadlesstraveled34]

My ex husband did that on a bus in Philly, it woke him up and the girl next to him goes 'DAMN WHITE BOY!' 😂

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

12:31 I friggin LOVE April Macie ❤

[@reiver569]

I’ve eaten a lot of Jello too, and I’d eat it all again.

[@igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039]

I want Chelsea Handler to be my kid's step father 😆

[@laquitasmith6774]

😂

[@isaacbonner9856]

The lady with the flower dress, OMG she was hilarious

[@molefeII]

So true. Reminds me of a "Three Day Grace" song "Last To Know"

[@ladyastralis]

“You want someone who can pick up the other end of the couch.” Perfect.

[@PearlsandRoses]

“…and now our 🎶reputation is diiiiiiF’RENT!!”😂😂😂😂

[@mokneek82]

Chelsea fucking nailed it.

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Tom Pappa absolutely true.

[@joannajung9279]

I have a iron-clad solution for all men afraid to have to talk in their 40ies to a 25 year old woman - date someone your age. No need to thank me 😊

[@jccaine7522]

But then how could they start a new family and completely forget about their current children? /s

[@alexlondynn4440]

@@jccaine7522this is an underrated comment

[@HemantKumar-id3jg]

They just aren't attractive. Weird somebody has to point that out. Sexual attraction doesn't work that way. Your iron clad solution might as well be- date other guys. Both make just as much sense.

[@brandonlantier]

You should tell the cougars out here the same thing, Ive seen some creepy ass old men but when women do it its just downright degrading lol.

[@silverlining1379]

@@jccaine7522😂

[@amyjeanbelk7561]

$1000 to groom😂 that wouldn't even cover half of it😂

[@edsmith2562]

I uesd Tom Papa's joke at the last wedding I attended. Luck would have it that I never get invited to weddings any more

[@mekdesabebe5457]

😂😂😂

[@kendallstark4302]

Well, if picking up the other end of couch is all it takes....😅

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

I’ve seen Nate Bargetzi and Tom Papa live. We just saw Kathleen Madigan three weeks ago too.

[@lisaahmari7199]

Lucky! Especially Nate and Kathleen.

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

@@lisaahmari7199 Two weeks ago we saw Jim Gaffigan and I was kinda let down by him. The opener was actually better. A comedian by the name of Ted Alexandro, very funny guy.

[@maenad1231]

8:10 if they were the stats for the casino jackpot we’d all risk it. Finding out all the things you thought only existed in storybooks in regards to consummate love are actually true is better than hitting the jackpot ❤️

[@samanthaswade7053]

This is very much an individual opinion. Everyone is different. BTW, I would never gamble

[@trudy285]

I decided to watch this because this is my "golden anniversary year"! 🤭Twenty two years since my divorce after a twenty two year marriage! 🥳 .... Secretly l hope something is going to change about that.... l think ...maybe! 😁✌️❤️🦋🙏

[@prakritisardana118]

Change how?

[@trudy285]

@@prakritisardana118 Brightest Blessings to you. ☺️✌️

[@adeho789]

Congratulations! 22 years after 22 years... Awesome you discovered this special occasion in time! May you be blessed with love! ❤

[@trudy285]

@@adeho789 Thanks! 👍

[@hillary1161]

Seeing lots of women scarred so badly on here they were married once and never again. Lots of marriages end because men get us then act like yhey don't gaf about us🎉TRUTH

[@en2336]

see I NEVER understood why men say that women initiate divorce 70% of the time like it's a knock on women...when it's just common sense that those women were treating their men right which is why the men didn't want to divorce, but the MEN weren't treating their wives right so the wives became unhappy...if women weren't treating the men right then more men would want divorces instead...

[@metsfanal]

@@en2336 Lesbians get divorced at twice the rate as male-female marriages. And they give the same reasons that they blame men for: cheating, one person doing all the work, the other not paying attention to them. Seems to me women very much want to get married, they just don't want to be married.

[@hillary1161]

@@en2336 ahhhh. Thank you for the nice reply. I'm sure I came off a bit blunt and angst. If you are being sarcastic, then cool, do you.

[@tarsschley5771]

Or they D.V. us.

[@HemantKumar-id3jg]

​​@@en2336 Treating them right 😂😂. No, it's because there isn't any incentive for men to divorce unlike women. Most Women globally (regardless of their income level) marry guys who earn more than them (That's a verifiable stat). A divorce would be a financial suicide for many guys so despite being miserable their incentive is to stay married. It's that simple. Your conclusion is as stupid as saying that women were happier in marriages a century ago because the divorce rates were lower. If they weren't being treated right, they would've initiated divorce more. That 70% stat just proves that women are much much more likely to end a marriage, which is true.

[@torrisali2082]

it looks like it's about "who you know" to get a Netflix special. I watch career comedians who have me in tears laughing while I'm sober and wondered why they never had a Neflix special. It took Netflix forever to get Earthquake.

[@janematthews9087]

Welcome to the secret of why people want to go to colleges: That piece of paper you spent 4 years studying doesn't matter so much as your drinking buddy you spent your weekends with in the frat house. The paper is a nice decoration for your parent's house, though.

[@Amythstwish]

Do you have recommendations?

[@lcatherineb5396]

@torrisali2082 is ur pic Thundercats???

[@torrisali2082]

@@lcatherineb5396 ​ @lcatherineb5396 Yes it is. Thanks for noticing. LAVELLE CRAWFORD (side eye @Amythstwish), One of the comedians I saw as a kid and followed joked about it.

[@cehaver]

These people sound so angry and bitter, for the most part. Mo was cute. I’m a therapist and also happily single I’m in my middle age. You don’t have to hate your spouse, jeez also fortune is just so cute.

[@LillyAntiLolita-vj5zy]

Kind of terrifying that you’re a therapist but felt the need to Karen underneath a comedy compilation.

[@jc3m]

@@LillyAntiLolita-vj5zydude, does Karen mean anything anymore? They’re literally just sharing a benign opinion.

[@soflyedits322]

LMFAO @15:11 - 'you don't marry hot, you marry strong' is a profound statement alone but tom papa follows it with 'you don't want a supermodel, you want someone who can pick up the other end of the couch' hilarious !! 💀

[@107uptown]

Yeah buddy, Tom Papa’s set hits hard.

[@MarissaBookiebabe89072]

Leanne Morgan, Anyone know where her dress is from? I love it!!!

[@shikshakshokwithjuliana]

I am sooooo happy it is over, 8 years of getting there, almost finished with the papers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 it was the hardest and most painful things I ever done

[@GeorgeCostanza-n1o]

Chelsea and Jo Koy on the thumbnail picture tho

[@alicegreene7059]

😢

[@Katherinemeade820]

This hit hard! 🤣

[@DanaGoldbergMD]

I loved all of it but was so confused by iliza’s pants. 😂

[@zizinnnn]

tom papa & daniel sloss ❤❤❤

[@nice00017]

Nice ❤

[@DanaC-ne7bc]

Just hilarious

[@hillary1161]

Jo koy nailed it

[@artparty222murphy9]

Lateral move . 😢😂

[@whoaskedforthisbs]

7:16 For the mf WIN 🏆

[@jacktequila1148]

WHO'S THE BLOND LADY AT 02:41? SHE'S FUNNY AF!

[@800pgm]

It's Leanne Morgan! We love her!

[@francobenevento7598]

The only non funny person of the group.

[@minirth.maggie]

​@@800pgmthank you!

[@JD-dh7bk]

Im 48 if my husband left or something.. id just be alone. Dating scares me and no one wants to see me naked.

[@CS-pi5oc]

Dating. Tried it. I was a buff woman. I started a Meetup singles gp. I lifted weights, blonde, smiley. Men u get…recovering alcoholics, power men who retired but still wants the power, man ruled by his adult kids, and on. The power guy met me at loc only to chg loc to where the staff knew him by name. He cried by the end of the night aft two beers. I gave up. I did set get two couples finding each other. One broke up.

[@roadlesstraveled34]

My husband left after 7yrs when I was 27. We had 3 boys. Then I met someone else at 34 and had a 4th boy but after we got engaged he killed himself. I'm a figure model and finding a good guy like my fiance was is NOT POSSIBLE. Dating is for the frickin birds. I wish you many more happy years together!

[@barbaramason3145]

Too funny 😂

[@barbaramason3145]

​@@roadlesstraveled34bless your heart 😢

[@cehaver]

Someone will always want to see you naked, beautiful bodies come in all shapes and sizes❤. However dating is dumb at our age. I honestly just date casually after my 17 year relationship ended over wanting kids. It was amicable. I don’t really want another man being central in my life.

[@dilciaenid57]

On like Donkey Kong

[@MervilleJr]

Funny stuff.

[@thepinkBra1]

When a southern momma puts a period after every word... don't contradict what she's saying. Lol.

[@ankahbello1327]

Those are not the stats about marriage. Actually only about 48% end in divorce and about 30% of the people that divorce get back together. This narrative that marriages doesn't work is bs. When relationships don't work it's because the people in the relationship are messing things up. Let's just be honest about that. Marriage in itself doesn't make you break up.

[@shanpayne44]

And how many of the divorce statistics are repeat offenders?

[@jenniferpatterson4964]

Hey. Just wanted to remind you…this is a comedy compilation, not a TedTalk on divorce/marriage. Not necessary to take it quite so seriously. It’s purely anecdotal, you know?

[@melissasaint3283]

​@@shanpayne44this. I have a relative who is on marriage number five. No judgement on that person, they finally found a good fit! I just mean, that absolutely skews the statistics. That relative has two siblings who have each been married to their first spouses for decades.

[@melissasaint3283]

​@@jenniferpatterson4964But currently, there's a big cultural push to encourage young people to think both marriage and parenting are horrible to the point of being an impossible hell. They're not for everyone, and they both require work, But done right, both are some of the most joyful things in life.

[@kevintinzy7335]

​@@jenniferpatterson4964you already said what I was about to say. Right On. Some people don't know when to laugh.

[@helengorton894]

My father left when l was 7. My mother told me he was on a business trip. I didn't see him again for 5 years. Mind you l was born in 1946. Nobody explained anything in those days.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marykay7878]

Omfg this is so tragic but I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂 like what the actual f were adults thinking back then 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@geomonabe]

Last guy nailed it.

[@lukepurser3432]

Thumbnail lies, the o ly john Mullaney u get is 2 seconds at the beginning

[@tarsschley5771]

I saw 0 best friends sitting at their adult friends death bed in the hospital and at home if they were at home. The people there were the children, grandchildren, exes, current spouses. Just an fyi if you are putting your best friend or friends before your wife and children.

[@NOPE-55515]

@annmarieknapp - did you just jinx yourself? 😮😂 just playing and for you're Independence day

[@ChantalOfTheNorth]

I divorced and got remarried. My spouse and I have both declared that, if we don't work out long term, neither of us wants to do this again lol. Like we did the work to build something from ground up and we did a damn good job. But never again lol. If something happens and we end up splitting, my bestie and I are going to live together and have dogs lol.

[@celeste3735]

I was distracted by the pants

[@AttilatheThrilla]

Nobody will ever have a better take on divorce than Louis CK

[@3rdWorldGirl93]

Coz i don't wanna jiggle😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maryd253]

April is great

[@zanebarrett3728]

Go Andrew Orolfo! Hell yeah dude

[@z50king29]

What does the double tap mean?

[@jaimeheard9202]

Jello

[@shushymcsecret993]

The older country woman was surprisingly funny

[@lillyluvsJesus2]

I agree, Leanne Morgan is one of my favorite clean comedians. Her delivery and lines are hilarious 🤣🤣

[@SolisSolaris]

How do you tell the difference between the newness of a relationship wearing off vs falling out of love?

[@jugsteve]

John Mulaney clickbait. Thumbs down

[@achingaster1199]

I’m either going to laugh or cry in 15 minutes

[@natalie9884]

"Like" for others who went through *divorce* during those initial COVID days (2020 onwards). No negative comments please and thank you.

[@UCanHaveHim]

The problem starts with moving too fast. Sex within a few months and ignoring the signs hoping things will change is...stupid. Breaking up is inevitable. Just wait for it.

[@dqskymagne2762]

"...and I'm like... and she's like... this really like ... and I'm like ... and she's like ..."

[@chillndrama]

Who is the last guy?

[@echognomecal6742]

~5:10, etc. Could have done without the one who seems to like the "my pants are falling down" look. The rest was great. Tom Papa...can't go wrong

[@Nowthatswhaticallsedona]

Lolol why you care so much how someone wears there pants Lmfao 🤣 just listen to the jokes

[@echognomecal6742]

@@Nowthatswhaticallsedona Lolol Why do you care so much about a random person's comment? Lmfao 🤣 just listen to the jokes

[@Nowthatswhaticallsedona]

@@echognomecal6742 I definitely don’t care about anybody’s choice of fashion. You posted the original comment I actually didn’t even notice it until I read your comment. It’s called a response, it’s what you do to public comments on KZbin videos. Starting a dialogue ya know it’s what we do on the internet

[@samkerr117]

Aw the first guy tho

[@LauPulstar]

Who Is the 57 year old blonde comedienne? The one that ate the jello

[@silverlining1379]

Leanne Morgan- she’s hilarious!

[@jacobhertan2680]

Fuckin koy man 😢needed that tho

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Agreed

[@GregFiore]

Who’s the woman with the accent?

[@alezandradavila2581]

Yea

[@rachelattack]

When does the funny bit start?

[@matharobinsonsalami6364]

😂😂

[@jessicaphillips763]

On like donkey Kong 🤣 she stole that joke from me. Only I was talking about seriously hurting a very particular old man. It's not personal wade it's just business.

[@TerroYoung]

😢❤

[@RicardoSkeete-xo6uw]

We were not together.

[@ksy4747]

Ugh. The last 2 were the worst.

[@MaryBethTeaches]

I agree. Tom Papa sucks. I can’t even stand to hear his voice: if he is on WWDTM, I will turn it off.

[@DJ-sv7xf]

Fortune's mom and my sis are 2 of a kind. How she thinks telling me repeatedly on every phone call that she was a good girl (her husband listens on the other line - ik cringe) I mean he definitely should cop a clue by now! I just play Sgt. Schultz (I know nothing).

[@PoArquero]

Fuckin love ya ɓabe

[@brian3895]

I'm sorry, I tried I really tried but black comedians are soooooo much more funny.

[@artparty222murphy9]

Go out dating in your sixties ! Get a full wax first (Brazilian ) or forget it

[@reginahuber]

Which pandemic?

[@jflowj]

Nikki Glaser bad fits cause half her breakups

[@Honoredmatres69]

Whats the point of getting married only to get divorced?? People are idiots

[@SeeingSebastian]

😅

[@danielebunlomo9593]

if i speak....

[@amandal8330]

hahaha you looking for maritial sympathy from the ones that never made THAT mistake ???

[@ericvidiella7497]

Depressing

[@beanseason6515]

I decry your unethical practices and hereby demand that you pay your actors. And each one gets their own espresso machine and a leopard with a diamond-studded collar. You owe them that much.

[@StephenPierce-i6b]

And there money back 😢

[@rilenaveen5695]

Wow. These were painfully unfunny

[@minigol91]

The red head was so lame

[@keririggs3152]

Tom's not wrong. Women that don't want to build muscle do exist. 😒 Talk about a waste of space.