15 "Seinfeld" Moments That Will Always Be Funny

[@Nigelsmom2136]

He took it out...maybe it needed some air. CLASSIC

[@Fixtionmaster101]

He took what out?

[@squonk86]

​@Fixtionmaster101 Obviously you didn't watch the episode What he took out was his manhood 😅😅

[@illusoryknowledge9307]

@@squonk86 Maybe he did. Remember, Jerry says, "he took what out?" and Elaine responds saying, "it" while sipping water.

[@squonk86]

@illusoryknowledge9307 She wasn't sipping water she was cleaning her glasses and said it then Jerry said it out and Elaine said yes sirey Bob and when Kramer walked in and they told him he was flabbergasted so they it was his manhood which makes me think you didn't watch the episode either not to be vain but know every episode and always know everyone's line before they say it.

[@illusoryknowledge9307]

@@squonk86 Ok, yes, I was wrong about the sipping water, but that's besides the point. The fact of the matter is that the line "Fixtiomaster101" said WAS stated in the episode, so, provided he was referencing the episode, you were incorrect for correcting him. You are right about admitting you're vain though.

[@drewjensen2798]

Kramer going to work will always be one of my favourite arcs that ended in literally 9 minutes.

[@dgoins6]

For me it's the one-liners. Yada Yada Yada. No soup for you. Maybe the dingo ate your baby. There's so many great lines from Seinfeld. 😂❤

[@africanfartingfrog]

We had a pact

[@phillyfan70]

Elaine's smug, confident smile after "Maybe the dingo ate your baby" always makes me laugh. Kramer's "I'm out!" slamming the money on the table is great too. So many good ones.

[@ashokthapa5180]

Thats a shame.

[@pauladouglas9891]

Spongeworthy

[@cw5451]

It’s go time!

[@edward2785]

I like the one at the rental car counter, when they gave Jerry's reservation away.

[@EddieJarnowski]

Oh anyone can just take em.

[@whatamiwatchng582]

It’s the holding of the reservation

[@maureenjohnson1330]

ME TOO!!!!!

[@WdawgSmith]

“I know what a reservation is” “I don’t think Ya do!”

[@bonnierohr9544]

@@WdawgSmith “If ya did, I’d have a car!”

[@davidmagen415]

He took it …out. Priceless impeccable timing and facial expression 🏖️

[@2101case]

George getting his tonsils fixed by the holistic healer was one of the funniest bits IMO

[@keepamerica2astrong280]

I love cramp bark !

[@mytube650]

I’M AN EGGPLANT!

[@nightrocker9639]

That's gold Jerry- gold!

[@TerrenceBosworth]

Yep. Love Banya. " I'm huge"

[@freddylampkin]

How was elaines dancing not on here?

[@cw5451]

That was hilarious!

[@randyjames4713]

Its not a one liner, its a full body spasm.

[@tmntlorefan7518]

The "Soup Nazi" episode is so iconic.

[@carmelaseverino681]

Yes! And the barber!

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

first and When I was a teenager I hated this show just hated then I got older and started getting the jokes as a adult I own every season lol it's one of the best sitcoms ever made

[@ultrasometimes8908]

Golden Girls !

[@SamFechenbach]

My guess is that nobody liked you then. You are that kind of boy. Shut up !!!

[@whatamiwatchng582]

2nd best sitcom ever. Right behind Andy Griffith Show (black and white version) in my opinion

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

@@ultrasometimes8908 yes my husband agrees with you on that one. Thank you for being a friend!!!

[@daveyboy_]

Why'd u hate it ? Cause they tried to make some words an phrases iconic ? I know that's one of the things I hated about it. And it wasn't the best sitcom ever

[@cherylmilke313]

" Not that there's anything wrong with that."😂

[@cherylmilke313]

No not at all 😂

[@scrick7112]

You didn’t have the rickshaw or rental car episode. 2 of the best ones. At least for me.

[@keithbannister9271]

Car rental... It will always be classic television!!! 💯

[@gregmichael8473]

What about Mr Bookman, the Library cop?

[@WdawgSmith]

Now that was FUNNY “Pee pee’s and wee wee’s”

[@aliasalias5499]

Even Jerry was laughing

[@Sars78]

Jason Alexander is a comedy genius.

[@JimmieJoeMeeker]

No he’s not. His character speaks to the quality of the writing. You could plug in almost any actor who had “LARRY DAVID” neurotic similarities and the show would have been just as good or better IMHO. When Jeremy Piven played the George Character in the “Pilot” episode, I thought he brought more to the part of “George” than Jason Alexander ever could. Seinfeld, Richards and Louis-Dreyfus (sounds like law firm) are comedy geniuses. Jason Alexander grade “C” character actor who got very lucky.

[@juliacarlson6445]

@@JimmieJoeMeekerGeorge is brilliant!

[@paulmifka89]

Elaine and George were the best. Elaine and her expression

[@Tdub0911]

My favorite is "Cawtright" followed by "you can stuff your sorries in a sack mister." Favorite episode is the Merv Griffin one. Kramer killed it in that one.

[@jacquelinetimestep5048]

Was that wrong...should I not have done that lol

[@billyhall53]

Mash, Friends, The Big Bang, Taxi, Frazier...love them all...Seinfeld is the best!!

[@DirkKassor]

Jerry remember it’s not a lie if you believe it.

[@davidmagen415]

I have repeated this line a million times.🏖️

[@squonk86]

@DirkKassor And it's so true and probably anyone could pass a lie detector test if you think like this.😀😀

[@lorenzobrown4465]

I watched it after school everyday for 30 years 😂❤

[@cecethompson914]

You were in school for 30 years?

[@lorenzobrown4465]

@@cecethompson914 Pretty much🤣 im still in school 🤣👌🤎

[@j.gregory6478]

@@lorenzobrown4465 I'll bet your parents will be very proud when you retire from school.

[@lorenzobrown4465]

@@j.gregory6478 yeah they are 👍🤎

[@lorenzobrown4465]

@@j.gregory6478 SEINFELD FOR LIFE🤎🤎🥰🤣

[@bryannorton8945]

So glad you put the Cartwright scene on here. That is one of the funniest and best comedic timing scenes ever. I was ready to rage if it wasn’t included hahaha

[@Kathy_Bennett]

Every time I have a Junior Mint, I think of Seinfeld.

[@DWilliam1]

I saw these when they were first aired and loved it immediately(I was a young adult), however after rewatching this many times I just realized how much of a “trouble maker” Kramer was. He’s directly responsible so many of the crazy capers and failures.

[@FranktheDachshund]

I always felt it was unintentional.

[@JB19504]

Larry just being autobiographical.

[@frigginjerk]

He's an instigator. Like Woody Woodpecker.

[@CarlosSanchez-oq7es]

And yet Jason never got an Emmy!! that is one of the most unfair things you will ever found in show business

[@TheLT704]

This is where i learning about double dipping all those years ago 😁

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

Anytime the topic of Moors comes up, I always crack up because of #4. Took me years to work up the willpower not to say "Moops."

[@billycox475]

George doubling down on Moops is always funny

[@Hellhound448]

😂😂😂

[@keepamerica2astrong280]

Love the bubble boy episode The father had to give him an extra shot of hemoglobin he got so excited

[@billyhall53]

lmao! one of the funniest scenes all time. have watched it three times and not in over 25/30 years. thanks

[@stflaw]

Bryan Cranston taking a hit of the laughing gas.

[@keithbannister9271]

That was suggested by a guy fixing the lights...Fact 💯

[@cherylmilke313]

So funny 😂

[@boo-boolip7528]

Can you spare a square?

[@bonnierohr9544]

I don’t have a square to spare.

[@keithbannister9271]

Jami Gretz is so awesome!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@toddkonopa2294]

George and boss about cleaning lady, "was that wrong?" Hilarious.

[@nostrilnick]

"The Switch" will always be the best episode because of the last scene with Jerry and George.

[@mikepalmer1971]

Lol

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

The soup Nazi is based on a real person in New York lol

[@kw9568]

Who?

[@FigaroHey]

Really? Because everyone on the planet didn't already know that back in the '90s.

[@CALIFORNIAsGAMER]

​@Figaro Hey! Without the man's comment I wouldn't have known NO SOUP FOR YOU !

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

@@CALIFORNIAsGAMER haha definitely no soup for him

[@hailholyqueen]

The greatest show ever!

[@sandyperez8270]

You double dipped the chip!

[@elijahfrake6477]

If this is a list of best the library cop has to be part of it but I know there's a ton of choices I get it

[@peterolbrisch8970]

I really liked the young detective in the LA episode who thought Kramer was a serial killer. He should have been in the finale.

[@JWade-bt1rd]

I was at a live taping of Seinfeld. The one where they drop the Junior Mint in the surgical patient. I spoke with Michael Richards for about 5 minutes after. He was very nice. We talked about golf.

[@JB19504]

I want everybody to realize that all of the episodes of Seinfeld (all 9 years worth, and all 13 seasons of Curb) came out of the mind of the insanely funny Larry David. Let that sink in. Larry is the real King Of Comedy. Anyone disagree? I thought not.

[@fromthehaven94]

Seinfeld had a staff of multiple writers. They came in handy when Larry David left the series after the end of season seven.

[@cherylmilke313]

I wish I had watched Curb Your Enthusiasm only caught a few and I was dyeing with laughter. I what to watch from season one episode one. I hope I get the chance before I die. I am 68 and my body and health are declining fast. I hope HBO reruns the show soon.

[@squonk86]

​@@cherylmilke313Curb your Enthusiasm was better then Seinfeld and there was no script it was all improvised and it is on HBO on demand,best comedy ever and the earlier seasons were the best and then when the Blacks enter the picture and that's the name of the family who are also black especially Leon

[@cherylmilke313]

@@squonk86 Thank you for your reply, I find it funny how George would reference Ted Danza in Seinfeld and he , Ted was on Curb just so good. I have HBO but I guess I am going to have to wait until the reruns. 🙏

[@squonk86]

@cherylmilke313 My pleasure and hope you find it because it always lifts my spirits and laugh so hard 😄

[@timwiechmann1519]

You could see the gel coming together every season

[@Johnnywiseify]

You forgot to include where George tells the game about his mother "catching him"

[@danyboy5364]

- What you mean she caught you? - You know, I was alone...

[@andrewmiller5126]

Yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree!

[@robertwhitten265]

Good list, would have been great if you took out the competition scene.

[@jonathannagel7427]

I never noticed the car thief is Larry David, and the Boy in the Bubble sounds like it may be John Lovitz, who did an episode or two.

[@hertzair1186]

Bubble boy voice was done by a show staff assistant

[@guyfox4021]

Bubble boy voice was Kenny Banya.

[@trynamakegainz]

Kramer’s reaction got me lmao 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Zmarcobustallis]

Thanks for sharing; One of those was actually almost funny!

[@luiemcwhorter5154]

As a man who has just “took it out” a lot. I would recommend it. There are no questions after you “ take it out”. Either way, it’s the end of the night. 👍🏻

[@MJTRaftery]

The Marine Biologist episode did not make the list!?!? “Is that a Titelist” C’Mon!!!!

[@mikeb.7183]

The sea was angry my friends is the best line ever

[@mikepalmer1971]

I always forget how many great scenes were in this show. Lol.

[@meatrocket1]

George is by far the best character on the show! The cleaning episode is hilarious 😂

[@mikeerickson967]

cant believe the sniffing accountant wasnt on the list

[@mistym.8480]

Here's to feeling good all the time!

[@jamescollinson2456]

"MOOPS" Who would have guessed you could write a comedy bit around that?

[@johnsmith-ub7vr]

Funniest sitcom ever, not even close.

[@johnshields6852]

" It Out ",lol

[@SaabAholic]

Shrinkage! The water was cold! How do you guys walk around with those things?

[@fabioalvesshow]

"No way Wine is better than Pepsi"

[@TristanUnChained]

#20 and #13? Wow moving up in the world

[@sadeyezduece]

😂 no that's the right number but this is an apartment 😂

[@keithhyttinen8275]

The Bookman - Jerry scene. It's #1.

[@benlarsen4602]

Always will be.

[@pokeysdad17]

when jerry was buying a car from puddy should have been on here.

[@lonewarrior1549]

Especially George's Twix candy bar line up. Lol😂

[@abcdefgh4404]

All great lines

[@jasonkoch3182]

How on earth do you leave the nose job off a list like this?

[@MichaelThompson-rv9ox]

How 'bout Elaine and the sax player? Same episode as the rye bread and Kramer with the "handsome cab." Killer!

[@lonewarrior1549]

The one with the sax player is hilarious. He wrote a song called "Hot and Heavy" based on adding something new to his repertoire. That look Elaine gave when he started playing those awful notes. Lol😂

[@juliagoodwin450]

Kramer trash picks the Merv Griffin set. 🤣🤣🤣omg. Poor Celia. Have some more wine and turkey. 😅

[@robertudell1615]

Elaine asking "it shrinks?".

[@Mskatz007]

I wonder if that was Larry David's voice as the car thief on the phone ...

[@hertzair1186]

Yes

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

(10:43) Is one of the most underrated yet best acted scenes in all of Seinfeld, almost as if the female in the scene has had at least one real-life experience like that with a guy to draw from for acting.

[@poitor492]

Can’t beat it☝🏼

[@peterdisgusting]

Double dip😂

[@davidluckens3479]

"this is your lucky day Junior,I;m letting you off with a warning"

[@ScottG-b4u]

The Bookman speech didn’t make this list?? Cmon even Jerry couldn’t keep a straight face.

[@natanmusmanthome6772]

"Guh-loves!"

[@alfonsecoppola5938]

at that moment i was a marine biologist

[@ericheidel1959]

Elaine on the subway going to the lesbian wedding, was my all time favorite

[@shannondelp9898]

Who told you to put the balm on it!

[@respectdawildo_danjones508]

1:38 lmao 😂

[@blainerudy2255]

Serenity Now!

[@daveversion2.2]

I love the ‘lobster find’ by Kramer and George’s gal being seen topless by everyone else…..except for him.

[@cardinalRG]

A great list, but my own favorite is missing--Kramer and the chimpanzee Barry.

[@trainrecked]

The old man and his dentures scene/ where Kramer and Newman fought over albums his dentures fell in garbage grinder and George hit what he thought was the light switch! OOPS! lol

[@fredricclack7137]

#5#1! 🍺 Feld!

[@ragnarkisten]

you forgot the massage

[@rishabsingh8009]

And that's how the operation theatre got it's name

[@benr2862]

They cut the best scene with junior mints falling inside the guy they were operating on.

[@TimMerchant-f1i]

The best show ever hands down. These are horrible people ( in the show ) but that makes it impossible not to watch. Its like waiting for the crash at Daytona or Talladega.

[@johnrosemeyer]

"Mother" "Sister"

[@russs7574]

Oh no, you can't do a best of Seinfeld list without "Why the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?"

[@jasonrussell5613]

I laughed, not that there’s anything wrong with that!

[@robertxrobins]

David Putty on the air plane 😅

[@22darius22]

No marine biologist is a fail.

[@hertzair1186]

The Mohel….

[@adammiller8096]

I wanted to laugh and even smile, Julia Louis-Dreyfus didn’t even make me laugh and she’s my favorite person on the show and the only reason I watch New Adventures Of Old Christine.

[@duainsmith9617]

Thay should bring this show back

[@mikepalmer1971]

It would offend too many snowflakes now days. Lol.

[@robertthomas4329]

You mixed em up all wrong.

[@scatdog1]

Yeah Seinfeld was pretty good but I’m an old head now … Andy Griffith … Twilight Zone Leave It To Beaver, especially the episode where June tells Ward that he was a little rough on the beaver the night before… Green Acres … Get Smart … Night Gallery… The Gong Show … Lost In Space … Carol Burnett … could go on and on.

[@joniroxanne96]

#3 Oh, shit; it's Lo Pan--everybody, RUUUN!!! 😲

[@65RettasTravels]

No more soup for you!! NEXT!!

[@ahmedalsaaidi3714]

Kramer is the best.

[@stevechandler8487]

Elaine’s dancing,come on

[@marmichaux7520]

But...NO Little kicks?? The Merv Griffin set? Or, crazy Joe Davolo scenes? Aw, come on.

[@shuhrattagaev4137]

he took it out from where?

[@Jon.......]

Video title says "15" yet one sketch was #21. Something hinky here! TD