16 Personalities as Realtors

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[@quokka5122]

Great, now I'm going to spend my day imagining the skit "16 Personalities as ENTP's hostages." Thanks, Kristin 😳😏

[@jashepoon]

Imagine them being hostages in ENTP's Metaverse. That's what you wanted!

[@SOPOAE1]

ENTP definitely did not wanna sell this house with the way they were acting. Makes sense they saw it fit as their next lair for fresh hostages

[@Meg_intheclouds]

Omg no because in the “how to get 16ps to talk about their emotions” the ESTJ is tied to a chair and kidnapped so I imagine the entp works with an Enfj who lived in the house to kidnap the ESTJ and took them hostage in the shed to talk about their emotions 🤔😂

[@fovarberma752]

As an INTP, I would probably enjoy the experience.

[@BrodieBr0]

I willingly surrender to be an ENTP hostage! I'm hostage to my own imagination never shutting off 99% of the time anyways, be a nice change for me! 🤣

[@annabohatka8597]

I love how the ENTP is just trolling them the whole time. God bless them XD

[@Bellatrix2606]

And I would gleefully troll them back 😌

[@marinhusky8863]

The INTJ telling them If they don't want the house, there's an open house next door they can go to and don't waste my time was absolutely spot on.

[@bradleyj7801]

that's the INTJ response to slow or distracted drivers too, either drive or there's a parking lot right over there buddy

[@SlimThrull]

@@bradleyj7801 To be fair, it's the INTJ's response to literally anyone or anything that makes us less efficient.

[@bradleyj7801]

agreed, to be fair, there is a certain amount of ineptitude that is allowed but precisely calculated before recommendation to get out of the way is given

[@SlimThrull]

@@bradleyj7801 Yes, yes. A certain amount because society demands it. But if it weren't for the societal constraints, it would be instant. Stupid society.

[@bradleyj7801]

makes sense, typically higher IQs possess lower EQs, and the higher IQs will identify that many more problems with others driving, which in turn creates a more intense emotion that would require that much higher EQ to manage which a higher IQ is already in a deficit of

[@supersoup4672]

Lol I love how Entp is just trolling the entire time and Enfps cluelessness resonates with me on a spiritual level haha

[@yasselesca]

ENxP here, and I strongly resonate with ENFP and ENTP, good job Kristin!

[@Julia4453]

“I’m legally required to give you my card but would you send me an email instead? Phone calls give me anxiety. I have no idea why I became a real estate agent.” Totally accurate INTP.

[@suburbohemian]

I'm an INTJ...my cards read "Text me!" Next to my phone number.

[@ceilinh6004]

Painfully accurate.

[@fovarberma752]

@@ceilinh6004 You guys need to watch the channel INTP survival guide. We have Ti / Ne, nothing can stop us when we put our minds into it. - An INTP comfortable in sales... once he's become a minor expert in whatever he sells. - No seriously. I know more than the suppliers' sales rep.

[@Julia4453]

@@fovarberma752 That’s how I’ve thought of sales as being tolerable. The client base would consist of those who want to know a lot about what they’re considering. The social contact would be a problem for me, though.

[@fovarberma752]

@@Julia4453 Oh. Don't underestimate your ability to chameleon.

[@tatyannafrancis9935]

I genuinely want the house the ENTP is selling 😂😂 A hostage shed, deranged neighbour, and in house ghosts?! What more could you want in life!!

[@WildSheWolf_]

the shed is a huge plus tho-

[@Bellatrix2606]

And that's how you sell houses, cause I would buy it too. Or just the shed. For the deranged neighbour.

[@rad4924]

"How does it feel to be more whiny than your children?" That is something I've actually said to someone in a similar situation. (Obviously, I'm an INTJ.)

[@suburbohemian]

I've never said out loud, but thunk it more often than I like to.

[@bakachocorobo-kun4728]

As an ISTJ, I can relate to that.

[@Bellatrix2606]

I would ask in the first place "why do you go on a house tour if you know there is no pool? You want me to whisk it up from under the carpet?"

[@trinaq]

"Crying yourself to sleep at night in the bedroom..." Once again, the INFJ always ends up reading my mind. Both the INFJ and ENFJ need huge hugs after their crying spells. Best of luck with your house move, Kristin! 🏡❤️

[@madhurakikla4]

I pretty sure entp is the one which stuck to me, over here, outside, we have shed which is perfect for *HOSTAGES*. Even estp made me laugh, “now i will be accepting *bribery*

[@lurker2147]

I feel like the ISTP is what they're thinking internally, but ultimately they'd be more responsible if they want to keep the job. Telling clients that you don't care about their questions is asking for complains that will get you fired. I do relate to the part where she's saying "here you have this and that room, yep, that's it". I do that at work too. Like "This is it, it is what it is. I will explain it directly and accurately" and I don't see the need to add flourishes or comments that are not the matter at hand. - Said as an ISTP

[@VTdarkangel]

I see us ISTPs being more like Agent 47 when he's showing the house around in Hitman 2: accurate, emotionless, and oblivious to the effect of how describing certain details can be off-putting.

[@CAM-kg2ic]

An ISTP's job is a critical part of our personality. As an ISTP, and a real estate broker, I care about my clients wants, needs, and whims, more than anything else in the world......because that is how I get paid.

[@isaiahheyward1488]

As an Istp Realtor this is accurate. Like yeah , you can just see it and you’ll either like it or not, don’t know why you need me to comment on how a home can have an open floor plan , like duh 🙄

[@rainbowdillard8581]

The ISTP section reminded me of living in a tiny apartment where I gave a friend a "tour" by standing in one place and pointing to each "room" that was all the same space. My friend thought it was hilarious.

[@whitneyd6827]

My brother is an ISTP and if I imagine him as a real estate agent I see him seething with rage at people's stupidity and indecisiveness and therefore saying as few words as possible to keep it under wraps lol. Outwardly, yeah he'd probably act similarly to how you describe

[@brandiek82]

I love that the INFP was apparently already sitting on the floor for some undisclosed reason other than to point out the family of termites! 😂 - INFJ

[@nickmerchant4588]

Lol! I actually had a conversation with my real estate agent about whether owners were required to disclose if a house was haunted. When you’re touring a condo and you hear footsteps from the 1st floor while literally everyone is in the basement, it becomes a surprisingly relevant concern.

[@nickmerchant4588]

That said, the ENTP is clearly making things up

[@tara3377]

Are they required to disclose if the house is haunted?

[@awood0813]

@@tara3377 Depends on the country and state. Also considering that ghosts aren't real, it's absurd that this is even a law anywhere.

[@Meg_intheclouds]

I guess occupiers liability law- like if there is a risk that poses a serious danger then you have to warn?

[@BrodieBr0]

My my... how do the laws handle the metaverse? 😮👻

[@BillyBob-lt5nr]

Wasn't sure how ENTP was going to work with this one... Oh, ok, she made it work. -ENTP

[@annepaulinetiu4036]

I'm an INFP realtor and I'm reconsidering my life choices until Kristin decided to make a 16p skit related to real estate! Such a coincidence! You made me feel a bit lighter Kristin thank you 🥺

[@jashepoon]

"And in the year 1782, they started Australia's first ice creamery, just across the street there" INFJs: 😯👀👀 *not a true fact INFJs: ☹

[@jenniferhanses7064]

LOL As an INTJ, actually I would probably give the the Miracle on 34th Street treatment. "Okay, so you want a pool, a mud room and an open plan kitchen? Yeah. This house isn't going to suit your needs, though I'll continue showing it to you if you want. You know, though, my coworker Beatrice is showing a house six blocks over that DOES have all of those features and is still in the same school district. If you'd like, I can give her a call for you? Oh, you would? Good. Yes, I'd prefer to save time also. One moment and let me see if she can meet with you." I value not wasting time, and I love solving problems more than making sales. So let me send you to my competitor who can meet your needs when I clearly can't.

[@suburbohemian]

Exactly....cus it's productive!! and it creates that good will environment too. It's not just our own time we hate wasting. I also appreciated the ISFJ pointing out the wall's need to be cleaned when the light hits it just right to show the dirt cus if I had to learn the hard way about when to keep the front door shut close to sundown when all the light spills through and showcases all the dust on the hardwood floors that I had literally just swept and mopped not ten minutes earlier!! Grr!

[@witheriguess5611]

6:12 "and if you do have any questions; I don't care." love it

[@L4sz10]

The INTP part made me think how 16 personalities would be as museum/tourist guides.

[@suburbohemian]

INTJ here....I used to be a tour guide for an historical home...we did kid tour for schools and such. I loved it. But I love working with kids because they are always curious so it's fun to share knowledge and learn together. They often ask much better questions than adults too.

[@ceilinh6004]

@@suburbohemian I love working with kids too. They are much more interesting than adults.

[@scottlang7271]

And much of the time, kids are better behaved than adults.

[@jashepoon]

Guys, it's official. Ants 1 - 0 Kristin (In another 5 months, it's gonna be Termites 1 - 0 Kristin, I'm calling it now. Good thing Kristin is not an ENFJ, otherwise it might be Ghosts 1 - 0 Kristin)

[@Meg_intheclouds]

😂😂😂 omg the ants!

[@dearkristin]

The ants followed me!! I can't escape them!

[@jashepoon]

@@dearkristin oh no! Hope you're not feeling too... antsy Also, maybe you should kick Sally out of the house! No more shelter for you, ants!

[@Spectacular-Spider-Dan]

Hey youtube commenters! I just wanted to mention again that Kristin has a patreon goal that when she hits 500 patrons she's going to make "16 Personalities In A Musical." Let's make that happen! Even if you can't afford the lowest patreon tier, I'm sure a custom pledge of any size would help her achieve her goal of becoming a full time content creator. Even a dollar would help! So, if her content entertains you, or enriches your life in some way, please consider donating!

[@Spectacular-Spider-Dan]

@@Josh_Kidding 👏

[@dustin2072]

I don't like musicals

[@YodaMan177]

0:54 how thoughtful of you to leave a message for us so we don’t need to look up if that’s true or not. -an INTP

[@Alyssa-eu8qt]

i'm at a point where i can guess the type as soon as each one starts talking. kristin's acting skills and understanding of the personalities are impeccable!

[@gummysmile8469]

Love it how i can never find other ISFP's comments, while I (an isfp) never bother to comment either

[@CaraNatania24]

Referring to the termites part for the INFP, I had an INFP friend in the past who had spiders under her bed and in the corners of her room because she didn't want to kill them and befriended them instead. She even gave them names LMAO XD PS: Let's all appreciate the fact that Kristin made and uploaded a video even though she is in the midst of chaos and moving to a new house. We really love and admire that and all the time, effort and hard work she puts into every video as well! ^^

[@preciousypenguino]

My cousin was house sitting once and didn't kill the spider nor the egg sack in the bathroom. Instead she watched the baby spiders hatch and sent pictures to the homeowner. About how cute they were. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Just found out she's infp. Edit: should type with glasses on. Duh.

[@heathertoomey7068]

I'm an ENFP and have done that with spiders in the bathroom. I named my favorite one Ned, for "Arachned"

[@CaraNatania24]

@@preciousypenguinoOH HECK NO!! That is anything but CUTE!!😱😨I would literally freak out and crap💩myself right then and there! I absolutely don't like spiders. If it was me I would've immediately killed that spider and got rid of the egg sack. I do not want to become Spider-man. Just kidding ;)But seriously tho, keep those 8-legged creeps away from me, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I ain't hanging out with no bugs cause they would BUG me too much( Pun intended :D)

[@CaraNatania24]

@@heathertoomey7068 Isn't "Arachnid" spelled with an "i" tho? 🤔Well no matter, I think "Ned" is still a pretty good and fitting name and it's genius!: D I respect and admire everyone that can befriend arachnids and insects like that. And I think that it's really cute and adorable too! ^^ I find people like that to be too precious for this world and should be protected at all costs! For me it's all about "live and let live" and I won't criticize or judge anyone for doing that! (≡^∇^≡)

[@preciousypenguino]

@@CaraNatania24 I have great respect for insects and spiders outdoors and will try to relocate some that come inside. However, there are a select few that must be obliterated if I find them in the bathroom, bedroom or kitchen. No negotiations!

[@pablovasquez83]

As an ENTP, I approve this message. Though I gotta say, it is missing the, “someone was murdered in this exact room” bit. 😂

[@PeterJohnson-rh5hi]

No one: XSTX types: "Subtext is for the weak."

[@itsamazing101]

0:17 the ESFP one was incredibly accurate!! I think I’ve reacted the exact same way whenever people asked me about things. It could be a topic which I have some knowledge about, but even then, I would reply with “I don’t know, let’s find out” and include others in things because I enjoy experiencing things with them! For example, I did the same when I’m asked for directions in university. I would know where the rough location is, but I don’t know the EXACT location, so when bringing guests around I would include them in trying to find a place.

[@emilys3638]

As an ISFP, I like to joke that the function Se stands for "Shared Experiences" because I too enjoy involving others in the adventure -- yes, even despite being an introvert! (I'm a very social one.) I very often used the approach "Let's go see!" to teach things to children when I was a nanny. It's really quite enjoyable when everyone is learning together! As an introvert, I often struggle with the decision whether I would like to go on an adventure solitary or with a friend because I do so enjoy sharing the experience! But I also really need and enjoy my "dates with myself", haha...

[@sarahberkner]

"Let's find out" is a better answer than "How should I know?" or making something up.

[@flutterwinkle]

When I saw her struggling with the door, I felt that in my soul. Turned out to be the ENFP. Makes sense.-ENFP And yes, I would be a terrible real estate agent.

[@NoticeMeSenpaiii]

INFP sitting on the floor throughout the video has me believing she also crawls from room to room while giving the tour.

[@revui834]

sometimes, walking just isn't enough

[@prettypristinepoetry8984]

I’m an ISFP and I literally have a poem about how I like to bask in the sunlight. On top of that, whenever I get home from university, I always head to the garden because I miss it. That’s also why I like my university due to the greenery, scenery, willow trees and lakes, lol.

[@rainbowdillard8581]

Your decision about your university has scientific merit. Having a view of trees and water has been shown to increase happiness, lower stress, and reduce the time needed to heal. I also knew I'd found the right university for me.when I saw the beautiful tree canopy in the area.

[@trinaq]

I love how INFP has befriended a family of termites, they really exude Disney Princess vibes!

[@wimsylogic65]

Yeah I was pleasantly surprised and not surprised at the same time. ☺️ I couldn't help but burst out laughing at it. So accurate. Although I'm an INFP, I wouldn't have befriended termites, Because they're eventually lead to the house being unlivable. As an adult with kids, I've gained more realistic logic in order to function in the reality of the world. I used to be perfectly fine with sharing my blood with mosquitoes and ticks, Before I understood about the spread of disease. I'd pick up worms and slugs from the roads and tracks so they wouldn't get crushed, Or drowned when it rained. I now don't have a problem with killing ticks because I don't want more. And mosquitoes although I tried to go the route of deterrent rather than killing. Mosquitoes don't like the smell of garlic, It really does work against blood suckers. We take good care of our spiders and We try to be extra careful of the ants. But we I mean me and my family. My kids take up some of my behaviors and beliefs. My husband has As well. We don't kill spiders, We do move them if where they've chosen to be is Conflicting with our own space. I also tend to rescue bees I see around the house, They tend to get trapped in pumpkin flowers. A little after midday the flowers closed up and the poor bees get trapped in there. So I go around and I tear open the flowers to free them. Sadly don't always make it in time. Poor little bees had to give a little funerals for them. I'm sorry I forgot the point I was making. I think I was making a point.

[@annabohatka8597]

As an INFP, I can say that that is dead on LOL.

[@GiraffesOnFire]

@@wimsylogic65 This is like a walk through my mind. Some of us have to stick up for those little guys!

[@lastgunman5270]

@@wimsylogic65 yeah, me and the cellar spider above me laughed too :D

[@wimsylogic65]

@@lastgunman5270 I can picture that so sweet.

[@34Xboxaddict]

I have been the both the INFP and the ENFP. Saying hello to the termites, and momentarily incapable of opening a door. Also we now know where the ghosts haunt. Great work Kristin 😊

[@cydneyquinn9936]

An an INFP, my INTJ brother and I have spent several nights in houses being built by our neighbors, without their knowledge. It feels so secretive and exciting, like having infiltrated an enemy's fortress 😋. It's also fun to speculate about the people who are going to live there and imagine the nuances of their lives that led them to create such bizarre floor plans.

[@suburbohemian]

My high school INTP boyfriend and I used to go down into the flood control sewer drainpipes during summers and explore with flashlights mounted on BB gun rifles. Oh the fun we kids had that our parents never had a clue about.

[@suburbohemian]

I'm INTJ btw. Not all of us introverts stay inside all day...lol...beware the adventures we think up...

[@Spectacular-Spider-Dan]

Great idea to use the empty place you're moving into (I'm assuming from the description of this video) as a set for this scenario. Also, lol at the edit from the ISTJ to the ESTP talking about bribes. 😂

[@Meg_intheclouds]

Omg is the ENFJ ok? Does she need a hug??- a concerned ENFP Mainly she has finally broke after realising they have no idea who they are without other people

[@Meg_intheclouds]

When the ENFP was fumbling with the door I knew it was my type! I’m useless with doors- I walk into them, pull them when they are push, don’t pull the handle down enough! I mean I went for my drivers theory- passed first try with 45/50 and then when leaving tried to get through a cupboard then I was told that was not the door and I was like oh ok then tried to pull a push door(which in my defence it had a handle) took a couple tries to get out the door 😂 generally love the idea of being a real estate agent though like you get to go into cool houses and talk at people, and get paid to do it, even if I’d have no idea where anything is lol Also love the reference to the ghosts!

[@PeterJohnson-rh5hi]

You just know that when Kristin was filming the door trouble skit, she was replicating a past time that a friendly neighborhood ENFP tried to open that very door.

[@dearkristin]

Walked confidently into a door just the other day in front of an audience. 👍

[@Meg_intheclouds]

@@dearkristin😂😂- gotta walk into it with confidence

[@azarishiba2559]

There have been times when I have even been repeled by a close door XD XD

[@Meg_intheclouds]

@@azarishiba2559 omg relatable! I had a covid vaccine last week- it took me like 2 mins to get through that door- I had got distracted talking to a lovely older couple in the waiting room- and then the lady came out and gave me the piece of paper saying I was eligible for another vaccine on the table (damn you inferior Si) and then they all watched as I fumbled round with the door and the lady (who seemed like an Si user) was like “it’s a pull” and I was like thanks- and I yanked the handle expecting it to open to which it didn’t and I realise I needed to pull it harder but not before I walked into the door

[@kwilk1984]

Cf. INTJ "... don't waste my time." Your comedic stereotypes of INTJs are becoming more and more accurate and efficiently delivered as this channel grows. Endlessly entertained.

[@vivienmcnab4511]

ISFJ is so funny to me., my mom is an ISFF and she talks exactly like this. We would just be chilling out and she would say something like "You know if we broke down that wall it would really help the kitchen feel more spacious, let the golden light from the sunrise in".

[@DreadCanary]

"Now if you have any questions...I don't care." Sent me.

[@dogdonut3]

Now, I know Kristin is Australian, and my American ears are sometimes slow on the pickup...but I heard her say "hi bitches" to the termites behind the door and it made my morning! (I know it was REALLY "Hi Beatrice", but...😆)

[@catherinem5471]

“Perfect for hostages” OMG that caught me off guard😂😂😂

[@yasselesca]

ENxP here, and I really said something similar before 😅😁

[@shortyhalfpint8890]

the infj and enfj are just great lolz

[@Sofiarey285]

Spot on for ENFP❤ Look, I’m not dumb, I’m just not going to prepare. What are they going to ask me? The number of beds and baths and area (sqft for me); I will know that information. Anything else, we will be exploring together 😅😅. But!! They will get to see my genuine reaction if I think the house is amazing. “Wow! The lighting in here is great!”. If the house sucks, well, “yeah I don’t like that either I would change that”. That house probably wouldn’t sell.

[@Meg_intheclouds]

I feel like I’d be a Phil dunphy- making puns, jokes, getting lost and being like “this room [opens cupboard].. cupboard- very nice cupboard here lots of space! I’d have basic information memorised but I would not remember where everything is or I’d get confused with houses (because inferior Si means I can tend to mix up sensory information- Especially if I’ve made similar connections between them and other things. Oh maybe suggest ideas about how they can use each room 😂 oh and struggle with every door

[@Sofiarey285]

@@Meg_intheclouds 😂😂 exactly, Phil Dunphy 😅. I’d just ask whoever was with me to help open the door and then when they take too long to get it open, I’d say “here let me try” 😂.

[@sharondaniel8516]

Te dom's are gonna cry seeing us becoming a real estate agent 💀 But at some point, yeah! If the client (was it client- English is not my first language) is sort of a person who has trust issue, our genuineness probably would make them buy the house. On the other haaand.. If they are the kind to just straight to the point, no wasting time on trivial things they say, straight up business talk other than introducing the house, oh no. Can I do that? And I would be questioning myself just like in the video, *Why did I became a real estate agent?* Tho it's nice to have a chat with the friendlier one's and it made up your day 😆

[@Siansonea]

ISFP would go into the house eventually, where she would extoll the virtues of the old-growth pine architraves and skirting boards, the traditional lath-and-plaster walls, and the original windows. She would also go into some detail about the story of the house, when it was built, what the world was like, and the bits of info she dug up about the first family who lived in the house all those years ago.

[@richardmartin7904]

I think this is a rare one where I am the ISTP, INTJ, ENTJ, and INTP all at once. For this particular job, I would unload filthy levels of detail on the house in the most monotone ruthless way possible while reminding them hesitation drives the price up another 50k. Mostly because that should be the fastest way to sell the house ideally.-INTJ

[@nitzan3782]

The absolute zero Se of us ENFPs is spot on 😂 Also: "which house is this" had me CACKLING, that's 100% something I'd say if fate conspired to turn me into a real estate agent! Though in her defense, she's probably better than the ESFP's "thrashing the house with a wild party right after the client leaves" and ENTP's "messing with the client" combined. Also the way you contrasted the ISTJ's "I will not be accepting bribery" with the ESTP's "now I will be accepting bribery", and how the ENTJ went full mentor mode on a whim, you're a genius at this!

[@jennifervanpanhuis8406]

Love your ENTP character’s sense of humor! As an ENFP, I often share this dark sense of humor, but it comes out sounding more goofy than deadpan. For example, my husband was just joking about putting up a painting of dogs playing poker, along with a mounted stag head. So I said, “why not have STUFFED dogs playing poker, instead? Every time the neighbor’s dog dies, we could ask for it.” And just about fell out of my chair laughing at the horror of it. 🤣🤣 Believe it or not, the inside of my mind is usually a happy place… 🎉

[@BillyBob-lt5nr]

I'll bet there are ENFP relators. And I bet they're a hoot.

[@Meg_intheclouds]

Phil Dunphy vibes

[@BillyBob-lt5nr]

@@Meg_intheclouds OMG, I was unaware, just checked it out on YT, Thank you! (Yes, he's definitely ENFP)

[@treehugger444]

As someone who has been house-hunting for the past 9 months (moving into the new place tomorrow!), I've had way too many estate agents that act like the ENFP (but not as fun) showing me around properties. Seriously, I often had more clue about the house than they had and the only thing I did was read the ad and stalk the neighbourhood on Google Maps. One agent literally exclaimed in surprise "oh, it has a back garden!" when we stepped outside 🥲

[@effulgENTPossibilities]

This had me laughing.... especially the infp. I thought the ENFP was going to set off the alarm and not be able to turn it off.

[@malibustacys80085]

I appreciate that you interacted with the house and Not just used Bad greenscreen for background.

[@WolfoxBR]

kristin went hard on INTJs this time. Which is fine, I guess? ;) Not that she's wrong, mind you. It's accurate, and most INTJs will think those things, but not necessarily *say* them out loud. ;)

[@bradleyj7801]

Also could picture for INTJ, a conference room, a spreadsheet, and 10 virtual tours queued and ready to go

[@IAARPOTI]

The real question is who and why hire ENFP as a real estate agent

[@draspotnuk]

Kristin got a new house!!! showing it off ! show off! also INTJ would go full ESFP mode

[@gouki4u]

"I'm legally required to give you my card with my phone number on it," killed me. Oh, I've been there.

[@heathertoomey7068]

I'm an ENFx, and the ENFP stuff totally matched me! But I'd keep it quiet around clients. Also love that ENTP stuff at the end.

[@edwright4892]

Cool! The Kristin Players tour continues. Get your tickets quick before it moves to a new theatre! Nice gaff! Wine sacks? Is that like a giant version of the bags that are inside wine boxes? Also did anyone think the ESFJ might be the twin-sister of Matilda the waitress!? 😅

[@jashepoon]

OMG I so want a return of Matilda. My second favorite character in the DKCU after Ashley

[@CineShinya]

The detail of the setting with the exact hour for a specific spot in detail and the covering was like "ISFJ...that's me. Just say ISFJ. Yup, there you go." And also the ISFJ giving tips about actually better product for the client...also have done it. BUT THE ENTP WAS THE BEST XDDD

[@ourcozycorner8517]

Love how the ENTP is misbehaving and playing around even on the job. Painfully accurate. 😂

[@sylvialuisa]

Just so good, as always. Also this jumpsuit (/outfit?) on you is STUNNING, really suits you!

[@dearkristin]

Thank you! 😁

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

Your ENFJ thumbnail smile is a pleasant sight for sore eyes to start the day bright and early and end the month. If anyone wants to know what it means to smile with your eyes, your thumbnails, or at the very least your avatar, since there might be a twist with that smile for the ENFJ skit as well as for other characters in your avatars... The point is if eyes are windows into the soul, regardless of type, since you even did a more serious theorizing video about authenticity, God bless you, Kristin. Looking forward to the video, and best regards for your move! P.S. That wasn't a knock at ENFJs. I actually think, which your beautiful ENFJ thumbnail could be illustrative of, conceptually, ENFJs are worthy of the most likable type description. But that doesn't mean most lovable since people's value doesn't come from other's opinions. Also, respectability can decrease with likability. But, you Kristin, are both likable and respectable with your pleasant authenticity that isn't dependent on type but your choices to be such a light for everyone.

[@ceilinh6004]

"...Perfect for hostages." Kristin, is there something you want to tell us?

[@jashepoon]

It's where she keeps all her patrons locked up

[@MazorKuziaki]

I love that you had the empty house and immediately decided it would be perfect for a skit. This was lovely. Also you were really rocking that INFJ hair. It looks great on you.

[@theartsyfarmer3748]

Video concept: 16 personalities being shown around the house by ENTP realtor Also the xNxJs were all such a mood in this video XD

[@soniacmaniac]

I was just thinking about the other day how the university I'm going to started appearing in my dreams, and also how and why it blends together with some classrooms from my earlier schools... what a coinsidence. :) - an INFJ

[@King-jm9cq]

Loved the reference to the ghosts! The Kristin comedy skit universe expands!

[@purplemind93]

Great! I really enjoy the format of a few types popping up later again in the video. There is a job for everyone, but not everyone for a job ^^ ISFP on point too. I could really see myself starting in the garden if it's beautiful and then accidentally saying that the house doesn't have a roof, but then quickly recover. FACT: I always need to check for my keys so being a realtor agent would be hazardly.

[@RA-zq1ni]

this looks so natural you seem like you're actually a realtor in real life

[@nivea_rose]

1:28 ENFP here, I actually did something very much like this when I visited my cousins after they moved

[@jijitters]

Me (ISFP) checking out apartments: how's the view? Oh the actual house? I'm sure it's fine. How's the view though?

[@Mellyouttaphase]

You consistently nail it with ENFP, I blame your long exposure to one being so close to you for this. Shout out to the sis 😂

[@BrodieBr0]

That house is gorgeous!!!! I don't care if it's hunted, has termites, shifty AC, Goofy elderly gentleman (This could actually be ME LOL), and the real estate lady was fake... It's got oranges outside. I"M SOLD! 🤣🤣

[@MariaM-qq6kv]

Comment was done 22 hours ago but video was uploaded only 3 hours ago... hmmm 🤔🤨🤔🤨

[@BrodieBr0]

@@MariaM-qq6kv Timezone Magic. Kristin is in the future since she lives down under! 😏Just kidding. You're very observant, I like that! Some videos she lets her patreons get to see a bit ahead of time. I can't express in words how wonderful both her KZbin and patreon communities are. Patreon, and other donations are always greatly appreciated but never expected. Every view, like, and sub is equally valuable to Kristin! Thanks for your comment Maria! :)

[@MariaM-qq6kv]

@@BrodieBr0Oh, thats awesome! I'm from downunder Melbourne too. May I join this community? Any Meetups or Whatsapp group chats involved? I hope the moderator invites me!!

[@BrodieBr0]

@@MariaM-qq6kv Oh that's cool you're from down under too! Well, you're already a wonderful part of this communithy by being a KZbin viewer! We hang out in comments and love chatting back and forth. If you're super generous and able to afford $5 a month you can join Kristin's patreon community to help support her channel. Her Patreon is in the description if you want to check it out :)

[@ladyalicent705]

The INFP one is SO ACCURATE! Whenever I see a spider I talk to her in a cute voice and tell her to run before someone hurts her! Spiders are the best! They kill flies! ❤❤❤

[@nutalli]

I click like before even watching the video. I love your content so much❤️

[@jashepoon]

Oh ya. I've yet to see a video of hers that does not deserve a like! (I've watched all of them)

[@Azdaja13]

"If you don't like it, there's another empty house across the street; don't waste my time." "You're not going to get anywhere in life with that princess attitude. What are you, a child? Oh you have children... how does it feel to be more whiny than your children?" I like how Kristin manages to not only get the types of things I say across, but also the precise tone in which I say them... again, not entirely unconvinced this woman doesn't have some manner of spy drones following me and recording my conversations. xD Though, if I were a "realtor" (I've literally never heard anyone say that before irl so it must be a colonial term), then I think I'd be more "This is the kitchen. _stands there awkwardly because I have literally nothing to say about it_ Yep. Anyway, moving on. This is the living room. You can sit here... and watch television I suppose. I don't know. This is the bedroom. This is another bedroom. It's smaller than the first bedroom so your kids can stay in this one." Basically, I'd just have literally nothing to say because I know sweet f**k all about houses and I'd know I'd have to be somewhat polite so I'd just end up stating the obvious and trying to get rid of them as quickly as humanly possible, though I suppose I would want them to actually make an informed and good decision, so if they have questions, I would actually try to give them as good answers as I can to make sure they don't screw themselves over. Like, if they want to buy the house and buying the house would actually screw them over, I'd probably just bring up how it's a bad decision and cut off the viewing there and then. Maybe not a good idea for getting sales but isn't the whole point of being an estate agent that you're trying to help people with moving into homes? So to be an effective estate agent, you need to make sure that people actually buy homes suitable to their needs. If I were to be a soulless, money-grubbing liar then no-one would trust estate agents ever and would render the entire service they're meant to provide utterly pointless and a complete waste. Not only that but my conscience wouldn't allow it.

[@suburbohemian]

Though I'm unsure what this INTJ has against adults swimming...like swimming is only for kids...I for one am an INTJ who loves to swim...and I'd so prefer it to be in my own pool than having to go to a public pool where..people. I love the beach too...on those cold days when the mobs don't come...I would totally want to know if there's a pool regardless of kids...

[@sunchips18]

Interesting. I had no idea “realtor” was considered an odd term. We also use it in the US.

[@susanam.826]

I could watch this for hours!

[@annasz.9658]

So I just went down to the basement, (with a towel on my head because I just washed my hair ofc) because the electricians needed me to open the door of my basement. I was trying to open it with two different keys, but somehow I couldn't. They were looking at me for a while, then one of them told me: "Umm, we can open THAT door. That's not your basement. Yours is by the end of the corridor." - ENFP diaries

[@Bloody-Butterfly]

INTP: “Why am I a real estate agent”? ENFP: “Why would they hire me as a real estate agent”?

[@coffelita]

I’ve been doing so much research on becoming a real estate agent and deciding whether or not I should pursue this tedious yet rewarding career path but, after seeing this video unexpectedly pop up in my recommended, I’m taking this as a sign. - ENFP

[@1029blue]

INFJ here. The INFJ was painfully accurate. 😆 I also identified with the ENFP struggling with the door. That could have been me. 😀

[@NightCloudI]

Same 😅

[@priskasama]

All ENTP parts almost made me spit on my screen. The hostage shed? So interesting! 5:08 was cherry on top for me, the way she said “except Jenny who’s huh… god rest her soul” LMAO

[@ellier2018]

When I saw the Enfp struggling to unlock a door I had flashbacks to all the times I couldn’t open my house’s door my entire life 😂 -ENFP

[@amaterasu5001]

ENTP is trolling. classic.

[@Amro-Ot]

I love your videos 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@JokerCrowe]

"Some scary things happen in the basement let me tell you... Who am I even talking to?" Look I came out here to have a good time, and I'm feeling very attacked right now

[@Meg_intheclouds]

Don’t worry as an ENFP I always find myself talking to people I’ve made up in my head or myself or characters or something- I have actually been home alone and pretended to be a real estate agent in my own house trying to sell it to people (it is actually very fun)

[@FlamingCockatiel]

I love that door!

[@MichaelGrundler]

I was about to praise your attention to detail with the realistic room reverberation effects on the audio but then I realised that those aren't green screen backgrounds but real empty rooms and I remembered your plans to move house again. 😅

[@dsnunez09]

6:34 I thought the 16 Ghosts were going to make a cameo here 🤣

[@NameNotAChannel]

As an INTP who went into Real Estate with a relative, I primarily dealt with the evaluation of properties and writing of the contracts, while she dealt with the people and negotiations. Worked out well, before we got out of the business, due to so much stress related to the housing market (she didn't think it was worth it, and I wasn't going to go it alone.)

[@yaelrosenblum]

ISTJ: I will not be accepting bribery.. ESTP: Now, I *will* be accepting bribery 😂 (Well written! 👌🏻)

[@SimoneEppler]

Soo, are you moving house again? 😂😅 Genius video, waiting for the haunted edition. 🫢

[@CH1K3N99]

Just wanted to comment that your hair looks great, whatever you did to it this time? a bit of a curl and zhuz!

[@Pinkywinkykinky]

Not that I'm planning on being one but as an ENFP I think I'd be asking the same question to myself 😆

[@polopony894]

INTP….I laughed out loud! Would love to see How these are made and how she edits.

[@aartichokee]

i’d like to hear more of the entp’s story

[@yayalu8650]

Hhahahahah Kristen, I have saved a few mice when I was living in the dorms (since people were killing them) and made them a little temp home so they would stop gnawing at my books and snacks before releasing them away from the campus lol.

[@wimsylogic65]

Infp. I was pleasantly surprised and not surprised at the same time. ☺️ I couldn't help but burst out laughing at it. So accurate. Although I'm an INFP, I wouldn't have befriended termites, Because they're eventually lead to the house being unlivable. As an adult with kids, I've gained more realistic logic in order to function in the reality of the world. I used to be perfectly fine with sharing my blood with mosquitoes and ticks, Before I understood about the spread of disease. I'd pick up worms and slugs from the roads and tracks so they wouldn't get crushed, Or drowned when it rained. I now don't have a problem with killing ticks because I don't want more. And mosquitoes although I tried to go the route of deterrent rather than killing. Mosquitoes don't like the smell of garlic, It really does work against blood suckers. We take good care of our spiders and We try to be extra careful of the ants. But we I mean me and my family. My kids take up some of my behaviors and beliefs. My husband has As well. We don't kill spiders, We do move them if where they've chosen to be is Conflicting with our own space. I also tend to rescue bees I see around the house, They tend to get trapped in pumpkin flowers. A little after midday the flowers closed up and the poor bees get trapped in there. So I go around and I tear open the flowers to free them. Sadly don't always make it in time. Poor little bees had to give a little funerals for them. I'm sorry I forgot the point I was making. I think I was making a point.

[@suburbohemian]

INTJ here...yes very similar story...except for spiders, insects invading the house are either generally relocated, except in the case of termites or fleas, of course, and don't even get me started about ant invasions! But generally unless they invade my space, we're good. MY dd is also an INTJ and she made us both little kits for our purses that involve tiny craft jars with sugar water and droppers to be able to render first aid to bees and butterflies in need. (It's happened several times in our area).

[@suburbohemian]

I don't kick out spiders in the house...I just move them to safer parts where the cats hopefully won't find and eat them, because they help deal with the mosquitoes and annoying little flies and gnats.

[@edi9892]

2:06 INTJ: Thanks, ENTP, nice to see that you understand...

[@kellikakes81]

I knew ENFP was ENFP lol

[@angela8351]

I'm just confirming an approval on the ISTP. If I ever get visitors at my house, that how the house tour would go.