#170

[@TimDillonShow]

Thanks to Ridge for sending me this wallet and supporting our podcast. Here’s the site if you want to check them out! > ridge.com/TIM

[@phoenixrising7047]

Audio only is vastly inferior and growing extremely long in the tooth you slackers.

[@wokesherman2713]

Can't afford one..... life in the big city.

[@keenwhale2013]

@Gus Sfakianos I hope all these little whiny cunts that complain about a free show go out and BUY a G.D. Ridge Wallet next week when they finally have all 720p of video to wack off to, I really fucking do.

[@thegimpsometimes5937]

Buy the CBD and you'll get the video

[@TheRealLachlan]

Yeah I love my ridge wallet. I also love saying the n word.

[@stevejobs8751]

Tim's exaggerated impression of Ray is one of the funniest things ever 🤣

[@PlayNiceFolks]

I don't think I've ever not laughed when he does it.

[@josht7468]

LISTEN TO ME! 😂

[@grayson0916]

I have a soft spot for any impression that sounds nothing like the person they’re impersonating.

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

I never heard ray before I heard tim do the impression and always pictured ray as some 70 year old drunk in my mind from Tim's impression and then I saw and heard ray and it's nothing like that but I still love it so much lol

[@musicloverkathy]

@@accuser_of_the_brethren7816 But Ben is a sex symbol. I especially like when he's not wearing pants.

[@SFpurphaze]

"I got into Kung fu movies and anime and wanted to devote more time to that" is one of the funniest thing I've nonchalantly heard in a random convo bless that man Ray

[@destytayzo77]

What's better if you know you know. Ray liked anime when it was unpopular in the Gundam era. Great time to be a fan. Everything wasn't woke or a useless story

[@sealevelbear]

“I am to gay as you are to straight, neither of us is a credit to the orientation” 😂

[@Emily-di8eu]

The best moment of this podcast.

[@damiens6465]

You’re all wrong.

[@zaltonian]

Hands down, no questions, Ray Kump is theeee best guest, co-host, friend this show has ever known. Should be on every 10 episodes.

[@Gaggerlotion]

He sucks

[@richardcondit7002]

True

[@stpdncr]

He totally is !!!

[@BigHit9922]

fully agree. He brings out another side of Tim that we never see

[@benjamingentile1660]

Ray is told at 15 by a McDonald's manager that he's never going to amount to anything... life in the big city

[@briang9386]

Are u watching Tim Dillon bro??

[@benjamingentile1660]

Floyd Dobbler must be a great life, never having had an autocorrect.

[@fshoaps]

@@benjamingentile1660 Haha, the internet is hateful of people who makes minor mistakes.

[@BrotherofLink3]

*sips iced wine out of a McDonalds cup*

[@nunyabidniss1594]

life in the big city

[@slob710]

I love how the podcast starts with Ray criticizing the nutrition of an apple.

[@masterprattu]

2:30 Ray telling how he leveraged the cleaning skills he learnt at Macdonald's to the time he worked in a morgue and had to clean up brain matter.... Jesus Christ this whole episode is GOLD

[@HouSlalom]

The fat man voice is hilarious!

[@twixxhd]

Listening to this after Tim bought his 4 million dollar spread in the Southhamptons with blood money

[@youtubeisaszhole]

Hahah same. Makes him telling Ray he can't get 12 mil to get one of the houses that much funnier.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

wow lol nice!

[@toxikmusic_]

Ray "i have a bag of roast beef in my backpack" Kump

[@daltonbradford6335]

I could listen to hours of Tim’s impression of Ray.

[@BigKevinSports]

It’s TIM it’s RAY it’s Ben Laughing uncontrollably! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!?!? BEST EPISODE EVER!!!! Nobody makes Tim laugh like Ray! ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER FOLKS!

[@taxRe]

Yo Tim and the great ray kump driving around looking at houses on the travel channel would be the greatest show ever, yes or yes

[@OutlierConcepts]

And its just Ray trying to convince the viewers that wherever they went is "just as good" as Deer Park.

[@unownnnn]

"Keto to you is the Spanish guy that works at the deli" 😂😂😂

[@jo-wb6zs]

*i always find myself coming back to this episode for good laughs*

[@zacks346]

I always find myself coming back to this episode, scrolling through the comments, and never truly appreciating this particular comment. It speaks to me

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

@@zacks346 doing that right now, brother. Life in the big city.

[@johngranger5327]

The show is always great, but it's a special treat to hear Ray again.

[@monkeytrousers6180]

Greatest duo in comedy right now.....they need to do a "fighter and the kid" type podcast....California needs Ray Kump.

[@adamgardener8624]

Except Fighter and the kid sucks 😕

[@BuenoMcgurski]

his mouth produces the most disgusting reverberations on the internet. I'm sorry I wish kump would disappear forever.

[@napsam71]

Ray sounds like he is constantly sipping a bowl of gravy.

[@bleedlejuice]

I feel kinda guilty enjoying this whilst simultaneously having great, loving parents.

[@sealevelbear]

I know exactly what you mean except, I feel zero guilt.

[@Ekdrink]

Can you even enjoy this podcast if you had good parents?

[@skreign]

1:56 "there was a Wendy's there. That was nice." Tim: "the Wendy's is still here" 😂

[@ramondimas1252]

Nothing like Tim and Ray together.

[@nacetroy]

Great stuff Tim, I didn't realize how much I liked Ray until he was an infrequent guest. My dad and I used to drive around looking at the mansions out here in the Silicon Valley, then I went to school with all of the rich kids and learned what assholes they and their parents were. 36 years later, I still dream for the mansion.

[@BeRoyal37]

Tim is bringing ray along in his come up. That's a good friend

[@adamgardener8624]

Ray is funny as hell and seems pretty smart. He adds a lot to the episode AND keeps pace with Tim, which is impressive.

[@johnnydoeeeeeee]

@@adamgardener8624 they did the podcast together for years

[@adamgardener8624]

@@johnnydoeeeeeee dude Ray is so dope

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

i can't understand when Ray talks. it's all garbled to me.

[@sixoneshrimp]

@@1MinuteFlipDoc sure you can it just takes a little more brain power then normal and you don’t like that.

[@stjames3852]

the brown-eyed girl bit actually made tears come out of my eyes

[@thomascarrigan6215]

“Jesus”

[@danielgandar5405]

“The visuals are so harrowing” LMFAO

[@jcolaru8456]

the best thing about ray is that he always sounds like he’s having a stroke lol

[@catcrapinahat]

Ben cracking up in the back gives me happiness.

[@jamesonlawrence9203]

:(

[@CedricWilliams67]

A podcast where they visit landmarks with no video.....life in the big city

[@Cuyt24]

I’m glad Ray was able to record a podcast. He’s probably tired from his shift at Red Lobster.

[@harrisonmitchell4159]

Jesus this episode should get awards..

[@John-xz9ur]

Do a tour and let Ray open. We will all be there.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

I like how Tim is mercilessly tearing Ray a new one the whole time and Rays just like whatever " haba haba gaba gaba"

[@blazedandconfused477]

L I S H T E N T O M E

[@BlazRa]

I've never heard ray say that

[@lukebickers720]

Ray is amazing. The impression is both horrible and amazing. Its a perfect trilogy of fella’s. It works great. My ears always perk when all three are involved in my otherwise meaningless life.

[@SirGrassyNoL]

ray sounds like he keeps food in his cheeks for later wtf.

[@benmeadors6799]

@@elemeno9463 I can't get enough of sweet baby Ray. Lischen to may!

[@user-tu2dr3ny6x]

@@elemeno9463 Just another reminder that you're life is not complete without the power of Kump. Accept him into your heart. Kump bless.

[@shannonhigginss]

@@user-tu2dr3ny6x #kumpsaves

[@retrobluemusic]

@@elemeno9463 i love it, cause tim does the best impression of him

[@brianlewis1372]

Tim impersonating Ray sounds so inaccurate but it’s so fucking funny haha.

[@Daniel-ds4oq]

If you love Tim's podcast you have to see him live! The guy spits fire, great show in Tampa!

[@nataliahellen6509]

“I’m to gay s you are to straight Ray, we are not really a credit to an orientation” 😂😂

[@empowermph]

you too with the spoiler quotes, why? shutup

[@ImJuice225]

"We don't be on the brochure"

[@nataliahellen6509]

III It’s 2 seconds out of 2 hour content, relax lol

[@sealevelbear]

III You’ll get over it.

[@leorickt.9604]

@@empowermph fuckin loser lol

[@peachmelba1000]

Tim and Ray are the best podcast duo of them all.

[@OutlierConcepts]

Out of the entire ep, I laughed the hardest at ray asking "is there like a community center in this town" ....no Raymond...these people pay the prices they do so they DONT have a community center....

[@spencera.4223]

This is one of the best podcast episodes ever lmao

[@brandensneed6166]

"I have a bag of roast beef in my backpack. That's what I'm eatin."

[@VikingPride721]

"No, they danced to brown eyed girl" 😂😂 Haven't laughed that hard in awhile. We wish her well.

[@BiffWebster100]

“There is nothing worse than a fat skateboarder”

[@empowermph]

i don't understand the spoiler quotes, what's the point..we'll get to it, we'll laugh too

[@John-xz9ur]

Listen then watch the comments.

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

III what’s wrong with you? Literally no one shares that opinion.

[@joshbaino3087]

@@empowermph dumb opinion

[@adamzaki6232]

They are driving down Deer Park Avenue in North Babylon... I live minutes from there and the depictions are so accurate

[@LiquidExodious]

Extremely underrated episode. 🖤

[@Janoy_Cresva]

Keto kump is the best rap name I've ever heard

[@sosterichhighjeweler]

When ray asked for his nasal spray all I could think was “what a wretch” lol love ray kump

[@brandonparris7577]

Ray's just a man making it through. Life in the big city

[@a.k.4o]

Leaf peeping 🤣

[@romancastro_]

AK 4o The funniest phrase of 2019

[@sealevelbear]

Seriously, Ray is hilarious.

[@ladeacarr4245]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 leaf peeping???!!! lol." i wanna go leaf peeping and then lets go skull fu%k some pumpkins"

[@GodsNode]

What if producer Ben is actually being trafficked by Tim to all his old NY mortgage broker friends....

[@SenorBrenKen]

Do you know if Ben is gay??

[@GodsNode]

@@SenorBrenKen I don't think so. I think I've heard him talk of ex gf but not sure.

[@musicloverkathy]

Stop that. Ben is a sex god.

[@wokesherman2713]

Tim , Tim , Timmy... my boy , VIDEO ON THE PORCH would have been GREAT, but this'll do , and as they say......life in the big city!

[@OutlierConcepts]

I've worked with a lot of lawyers/ finance guys on Long Island and Tim's "Ray" voice PERFECTLY epitomizes the 55+ year old Garden City lawyer.

[@7mgte490]

1:48:40 I Love Ray Kump.... This podcast is hilarious 😆👍 "I'm not 900lbs Mr. Timmy Dillon... Much love

[@RM-sr5xd]

Calling jobs they certainly couldn't do "adult Legos" is hilarious.

[@nathanmanthey3952]

This should be a podcast. These guys driving around different places.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

i concur. totally spot on.

[@sociovaria3604]

Hey kids, guess what time of the year it almost is? LEAF PEEPING TIIIIIME!!! *Tim's Ray voice* "Hey guys we're gonna go leaf peeping, and then afterwards we're gonna go skull fuck some pumpkins!" Fall is the best season by far

[@distinguishedcolleague2345]

One of the best episodes ever

[@Airforceproud95]

1:43:50

[@Cdumps21]

1:39:15 funniest drunk hookup story ever

[@leftysouthpawofdetttth7340]

This is epic material! RAY DOES SOUND and act like the complete perfect LongIsland dumb meatball. Lol

[@jackparsons7000]

1:17:20 “first of all you’re bald with diabetes.” 😂😂😂

[@aarondelltify]

Plumbing: adult Lego's in confined spaces.

[@ether725]

"Don't judge genocide until you've been in the kitchen!" - Tim Dillon to tha Great Ray Kump 😭😭

[@KnobAtNight]

The great rat competition in New York City - Ray just starts a sentence and has no idea how it's going to end

[@OutlierConcepts]

Calling Ed Mangano the "Corrupt Nassau County Executive" implies the existence of a "non-corrupt" Nassau County executive...which would be comical in itself....

[@adamgardener8624]

"I have a bag of roast beef in my backpack. That's what IM eatin'." - Ray K

[@BlazRa]

Tim : hey Ray let's split a deep dish and a pie Ray : wtf haba gaba doba goo Tim : RAY ITS KETO!!!!

[@ikhalid1418]

1:11:34 tim is screaming like a dad trying to force his kids to enjoy a road trip .

[@God-w-]

I cry of laughter at least each episode. When they were talking about ray's micky ds job holy shit 😭😭😭

[@mr.hostetter855]

2:23a.m. and I'm wishing part two was ready, great episode.

[@sealevelbear]

Now on Patreon

[@DeSoulTV]

Ray is constantly on the verge of being staked like a vampire.

[@honeyfurfarm2182]

"Ray! It's keto!"

[@nayaleezy]

I sense that Ray's sentence formulations are having a negative impact on my neural pathways

[@MultiBluedog123]

Tim said keto to you is a Spanish guy that works at the deli 😂😂😂

[@HueyPPLong]

Man that description of someone getting smashed by a car was sick and vivid. I wasn't ready lol

[@examinizeify]

I literally live 10min from Dear Park Ave. The deer park/bay shore area is not the best lol

[@edwardchowanes7716]

Big Timmy Tours! With award winning tour guides Tim and Ray!

[@theaveragecoommentenjoyer4919]

We need Ray with you permanently!!!

[@OutlierConcepts]

"Don't judge a genocide before you see the kitchen"

[@AlbertBormant]

So much has changed in a year. This show has kept me sane.

[@danielseliger1123]

Not shittin on Ray or anything, but he sounds like Lee Syatt and BobCat Goldwait if they had a baby.

[@Iwasthewalrus]

Hahahah my man! Or just Lee slurring his words on 2500 mg of THC, floating in outer space with Uncle Joey as captain... "Buckle up cocksucka"

[@danielseliger1123]

@@Iwasthewalrus LMAO XD

[@daveblackwell144]

Ray sounds like Lee with life experience

[@milesalexanderperrine8273]

@@daveblackwell144 If lee would have met Joey when he was 15.

[@caseylainhart9445]

Yes

[@escapedvivesectionist7011]

Great episode as usual.

[@flustyduster]

there are actually comments slandering the great name of Raymond Kumpf.

[@xuxon24]

Tim speaking like Ray is one of my all time favorite things to listen 😂😂😂😂

[@michaeljoseph2827]

I wish you didn't show Ray's picture, I pictured him as John C. Reilly.

[@sl1pkn0t15]

Holy shit he really does sound like Dr Steve brule

[@CraigW34v7b9]

Nailed it.

[@ericlataxes4555]

On point

[@metalface9463]

Hunks

[@eddiebernays514]

Tim is a stereotypical long island mom

[@BlazRa]

Juul bitch : I won't get a dog I promise! *crosses fingers & winks* Ray: *Smiles loads gun-hand*

[@BlazRa]

Ray probably got food poisoning from eating spoiled roast beef and cheese out of his bag

[@victorschweitzer5436]

This is one of the funniest podcast eps ever

[@DannySullivanMusic]

you're right. absolutely right dude

[@joeb6947]

the best with ray.

[@ryanparadissis9115]

ray is so funny an interesting

[@lsabellathehousekeeper3280]

Thank you gentlemen Timmy Tales are my favorite

[@blakesexton2092]

fuckin love the content boys keep it up. love to see ray back what a treat

[@warrenarden1681]

We danced naked to ‘brown eyed girl’ in the kitchen … she had one shoe on

[@wacktastic298]

Legends

[@philthedrill2244]

Tim’s contempt for Ray at 1:45:18

[@brandensneed6166]

Rays description of a head after being hit by a car was gruesome lmfao

[@dylanbeauregard5078]

I keep waiting for ray to say "im not lyoing"

[@PenguinAmbassador]

What type of dog does ray have

[@jefferson9428]

It’s now 2023 and ray weighs like 500 lbs lol

[@retrobluemusic]

look listen