#172

[@TimDillonShow]

Thanks to Ridge for the wallet and supporting our show. Here’s the site! Use the link and get a wallet! > ridge.com/TIM

[@wokesherman2713]

Tim ''moneybags'' Dillon!

[@BuddyCBuddy]

Luis J loved his....

[@sealevelbear]

I want a ridge

[@deengew]

I do the same thing and let sopranos play also, i dunno what that says about me but i promise i wasn't molested

[@GourmetDiarrhea]

how do you act when you are serious/not doing a bit?

[@goldencheese7247]

I regularly put Tim on when going to bed. The verbal battery acid he spits out puts my mind to ease. So happy Tim has this podcast.

[@brianjones4245]

Me too. I'd kill to get the video footage of this.

[@freemancrosby8946]

Me too! #timesup

[@brencelt]

I'm just glad the last truly great American iconoclast has the start up capital for his Jew business

[@Timebend2025]

Yep

[@nmeyers92]

Me too. I fall asleep so easily, not because I’m bored but the humor has such a calming effect. He’s the best.

[@johnmiller5679]

I'm also from Long Island and this guy is right on the money when it comes to LI weddings. Back in the mid 90's when the average wedding in the states was $19,000 a year it was $33,000 on LI. On LI people spend ridiculous money for one day that is normally the best day of the couples whole marriage. I've been to a 500 person $100,000 wedding where the marriage lasted 8 months and then the bride's father spend $150,000 on her second marriage a year and a half later and lasted 2 years. Now the bride is 300 pounds has 4 kids from 3 different guys and hangs out looking for boytoys at the local Italian restaurant during Happy Hour.

[@ericpolan1716]

that was a joy to read

[@adamzaki6232]

This is Genesis to the Long Island testament

[@AVALARMusicOfficial]

Life In The Big City.

[@kr50401]

That is the life

[@ballzzd33p29]

Life in the big city.

[@funkdonk]

I bloked my whole family and friends on social media. This show is the only notification i need in my life rn

[@KarenTookTheKids364]

"Red Pill Mom" is one of the greatest ideas for a sitcom. Roseanne for the lead.

[@professorgrouch]

Red Pill Single Mom would be better.

[@stellar7760]

“Long Island loves spending a lot of money on something... that looks like you FOUND IT.” 😂

[@fixitfelix718]

I literally got married at jericho Terrace....exactly the way he said.. and the parts he was wrong on..was my cousin

[@deezlesteezle]

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

[@eskimointhisworld]

"An abortion and a bacon, egg & cheese" "You're my Dumbledore, baby" 😂😂😂🤣

[@cafemaco85]

The wedding sequence is simply perfect. With Tiim, every podcast is a comedy special.

[@johnstone7758]

alot of comments on youtube resemble mine here but, we who have found tim have found a well filled with Gold

[@stellar7760]

“If you’re ever in Burbank and in need of water to survive, I would never walk into ‘Flappers’ comedy club.” 😂 two minutes in and I’m already crying.

[@jessemedina5436]

Right!!!😂

[@seshtothedeath]

“Who quits cigarettes and still smokes” 😂😂😂

[@amcdavey]

"Better help? Better than what? Better than nothing, I guess."

[@LordKingKamiGuru]

34:33 - Long Island Wedding starts here.

[@allaroundlongboarding8649]

Thank you brother 🤝

[@BillyBoggle]

The Halloween story of vandalism as a right of passage both so resonates and also says something about what uncle tim had always said:were too rich, now we just break shit

[@Freddy_v]

“I miss the porch but damnit. Life in the big city.” - the brilliant, completely original groundbreaking thought of Chris Mason.

[@kiranmkota]

original

[@wokesherman2713]

@@kiranmkota LoL

[@wokesherman2713]

Don't tread on my comments bruh bruh

[@Freddy_v]

chris mason Awww Bruh, Everyone knows it. Had to beat you to it to bump it up so Timmy can see what the people want! But hold up for the unoriginal thought. I gotchu for that original thought of genius you somehow came up with, which still boggles me. Hold that thought.

[@Freddy_v]

chris mason there you go dawg

[@dcooper6142]

God, I love Tim’s stories from Long Island!!!

[@cmccuan]

I had a North Country wedding, which was spending $35 on a courthouse marriage, then getting high and eating a Reuben in a diner before I went back to work at a gas station and my wife went back to work at an Italian restaurant that was probably a mob front because it was in a town right on the border that had no border patrol and a direct connection to the 401 in Canada.

[@stellar7760]

“You’re my magic, baby! We don’t have Dumbledore but we got each other!” I know a couple just like Tommy and Nicole...

[@morningafternoonheadshot6741]

Tim you are the voice of our mostly lost generation. It’s nice, since most of my old crew that would relate to these experiences are dead. Ya see, it’s true, sadly (Boston area), but something only you’d say matter of factly, and make our ridiculous world experiences funny. God Bless You!

[@michaelnorris2765]

My brother got married at a catering hall in Island Park 2 years ago. His best man and brother in law got in a fist fight in the bridal suite right before dinner introductions.

[@ballzzd33p29]

The only time ive heard shame in tims voice is when he talked about making out with a girl at a dance.....hilarious.

[@IstariAzul777]

Tim is my gay role mode

[@SuperAdam1313]

This bastards got me saying "life in the big city" all day now, thanks Timmy luv ya!!!!!

[@mjkaoud111]

“And I failed out of Oneonta” Hahahaha

[@nmeyers92]

My little suburban white town used to go nuts on Mischief Night (night before Halloween if you don’t know) and back then it was so fun seeing all the toilet paper, shaving cream, and eggs EVERYWHERE over town... the trees, houses, cars, stores. Once I was like 14-15 I believe I stopped doing it. Now it’s not even a thing anymore in my town 12 years later. My sister and brother used to do it too and that was like 20-30 years ago. Don’t know what made kids stop doing it here. Having shaving cream and egg fights were the best. Some stores would actually limit the amount of eggs, shaving cream, etc. you could buy so you had to go to different stores. Everyone dressed in black LOL. I think my mom even got me supplies a couple years hahaha. Last time I saw anything was when I was like 19 walking my dog and kids drove buy and threw eggs at me.. i didnt care but don’t you dare fuck with my dog! and they missed anyway, assholes. Dude once you’re over 16 that sort of shit is just ridiculous. Just go smoke a blunt with your friends, eat a ton of food, and go home. Or go to “haunted places” if it’s around that night. I still wish PRE-TEENS or 15 and younger still celebrated Mischief Night.

[@johnnygierak9274]

Moved to Texas from Long Island and this episode made me homesick for the first time

[@mattbradey9303]

Being around Tim’s age from Long Island this whole episode is nostalgia heaven. I think the bars by Hofstra were actually owned by cops which is how they got away with also I think Epstein had part ownership as well. But I think Tim is that friend that was just naturally funny that did make it into comedy, not your basic story teller or punchline guy just the natural funny delivery of observations and reactions.

[@leeland446]

damn, he just explained one of my long island cousins weddings in detail. I'm almost crying from laughing so much, dillion is so effing good.

[@BeRoyal37]

I had a dream that Tim was on the show "big brother". . . how funny would that be if TIM was the token gay guy in the house

[@Eblis840]

Last night I had a dream someone threw a molotov cocktail at me while I was driving......life in the city.

[@PSOpwnage]

SHOUTOUT CORAM in the episode lmmmmaoo had me dyyyyyinnng bro

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

14:27 Apollo 13: 😐 Desperate Housewives: 😐 True Romance: I know exactly what hotel that is!

[@douggiephresh1985]

This is so accurate, it's scary. Being from LI and hearing all these ACTUAL venues is hilarious.

[@sealevelbear]

Everything Tim Dillon Show, yes, just yes.

[@goldencheese7247]

Doug Stanhope/Norm Mcdonald/Bill Hicks/Tim Dillon

[@blazedandconfused477]

Whites only

[@sealevelbear]

Blazed and Confused Oh FUCK off

[@seshtothedeath]

I would add Paul Mooney to the list of comedians completely disenchanted with society

[@demolitionsexpert]

replace Norm with George Carlin or Alex Jones

[@nearmisscast]

@@demolitionsexperttripping

[@seitarion4538]

That moment when you realize you've been a groomsman at multiple long island weddings and those are not how weddings are anywhere else in the world. Last one was actually at Leonards where everyone kept mentioning how it was the same venue the sopranos filmed at.

[@rsobrien]

So accurate for Long Island. Makes me nostalgic.

[@MrDenLDC]

"Come on down to da Ridge" had me in tears

[@loz_gs]

I hope you hit 7 figures annually every year for the rest of your life Sir. You and Jessa Reed are my spirit animals. I love you Dude.

[@iluvcandies1]

The temple sketch is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[@jacobkun]

Tim Dillon is a Legend

[@lydiapinnell1124]

“Be safe owwt theiiiraa” 😂😂

[@cameronhopewell641]

This years Halloween was great for me, I just became a Crip and might get promoted soon!

[@MoreBud-Angel]

Everything he says about comedy shifts over to todays underground music and I'm assuming many other industries.

[@theresawarren3318]

I live for Tim Dillon on Sunday

[@jodrizzly1766]

1:06:05 Is exactly what I've been trying to tell my girlfriend and all of our friends for a while but I couldn't put it in better words and no one seems to understand.

[@BigD365]

This should have 1.2 millions views minimum.

[@BradVicious]

All of his videos should but people are stupid.

[@deezlesteezle]

Minimuuuuum! 😊

[@MenTaLisKing]

"Take the key and go around back"... you had to be at Dino's!!! I haven't been to Burbank since I was in H/S but I KNOWWWW that's where you're talking about LOL

[@classydarktoys5731]

Dude Tim Dillion is the funniest person in the world. I cry every day listening to him. 🤣

[@scottrobson7329]

LOL @ the Leonards, Bogarts, Jillians and Jerricho Terrace drops

[@simsource1407]

His Halloween egging and fruit throwing timelines are eerily similar to my own.

[@TM-gu6bp]

All Timmys podcasts are timeless!

[@TheSlymccoy]

This is gold...I’ve met many many of these types of people...😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Terrible0x0Trivium]

The car with no headlights thing was something they thought us in D.A.R.E. in CT lol

[@josephlemieux3605]

The flashing headlights is a well known gang initiation 😏 Ben knows

[@deezlesteezle]

They killed Benjamin!😢

[@wattmarren4731]

Hey bud. Temple vid was good.

[@goldencheese7247]

The short set as temple was as stroke of genius.

[@ImJuice225]

First of all... I've reweeted that temple video at least 4 times. Its the best piece of comedy I've seen in 10 yrs. Its Fucking brilliant!

[@wokesherman2713]

I'm starting to appreciate the audio without the video. I'd prefer both , but hey.... LIFE IN THE BIG CITY! That Epstein castle sketch was hilarious , Tim!

[@Vincentl2189]

Living the dream, life in the big city.

[@sauceguy19]

Imagine getting excited for Tim Dillon performing near you only to discover that he’s opening for Bert. I sure hope he doesn’t cancel his UT show in August.

[@moonlit6311]

I'd leave once Tim's set is over.

[@sauceguy19]

Moonlit same

[@demolitionsexpert]

no one is going for Bert that likes Tim. Nowhere neart the same caliber

[@lukepedersen9681]

This is an all time great episode. Thats hilarious no one’s listened to this one

[@sheepinsleep9268]

"I like Nelly" 😂

[@chancereed3264]

secret subliminal advertising detected @27:04

[@AngryAmerican1776]

Tim" how about you do stand up for an hour instead of push your wife around in the stairwell' dillon

[@CedricWilliams67]

Come on down to the ridge...to hear the truth!

[@joshlockie9285]

Between Tim Dillon and Mike over at Redbar radio I’m starting to have faith in comedy again. Finally some smart mother fuckers who aren’t afraid to speak their mind.

[@meatmissilef111]

Ribeye sized steak feet. I'm dead

[@edwardchowanes7716]

Congrats to Nicole and Tommy!

[@RobertWhite-x4h]

We he said true romance I knew exactly what he was talking about. It is legendary lol

[@benjaminnicastro9139]

this is so spot on it's scary

[@thereandbackagainhv]

"Nothing but excuses, the dog ate my homework I failed out of Oneonta..." lmao

[@michaeljoseph2827]

I like KZbin and Facebook. I don't care about Twitter or IG. Love you Tim!

[@aureliamr3802]

🤣 Underrated episode!

[@917nyc]

this is too good man

[@thepocketmonsterfamily2007]

The one time the algorithm actually worked. Lol. 10 minutes in I dont know you, but I feel like your my long lost friend. Fuck yea, AMERICA fuck yea!!!

[@repbydesign16]

Please bring the videos back

[@joshueabelis473]

Sry Tim... dont hate myself enough to have social media. But i sent the KZbin clip to some friends

[@sealevelbear]

Love you and your hotel key conundrum

[@deezlesteezle]

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

[@podespault]

Tim is the only person who does a yoga 😂

[@91okie27]

I discovered you from someone on 4chan posting a pic of you in the island drobe a year ago. Never going back

[@raniergurl04]

This episode just wasn’t long enough lol

[@romankats-kagan3968]

Nothing wrong with three semesters at Pace Pleasantville

[@blakethomas2352]

Exactly what I need after gambling on football for 12 straight hours

[@timhorton7799]

very surprising reference from time 29:12

[@liss7113]

About to go to a wedding that is literally this.

[@eskimointhisworld]

😂😂🤣 Tim Dillon is soooooo funny!

[@fancypants90210]

My dad used to throw whole bananas at cars driving from Rockville Ctr into the city to visit grandma haha road rage, baby

[@shadowofthestatue]

Excited to see you are coming to Chicago but who the fuck comes to Chicago in February?

[@WitzyZed]

shadowofthestatue a man who kicks keto in January

[@BeRoyal37]

Great job, timmy

[@hilarycox100]

tim dillon.....legend

[@notoriousBENN]

We need da video man

[@bleedlejuice]

What about Sylvester Malone ??

[@maxr1826]

we never hear any bg noise lol

[@thomasnunez1169]

Michael Thomas Gargiulo Is a patsy

[@sealevelbear]

I love you Timmy D.

[@brianarc2]

30:00

[@sealevelbear]

Where’s Devan?

[@Berdymadafakas]

Lewis black and Artie Lang had a baby

[@eskimointhisworld]

❤ Tim Dillon!!

[@brianjones4245]

PLEASE UPLOAD THE VIDEO VERSION FOR KZbin VIEWERS.

[@fixitfelix718]

Literally married at chatau briand the same exact way ...

[@mateoramirez9003]

1:28:26 I dont have any friends to retweet it to

[@polenit6390]

Staying at a Inn with a Made what is this 1800s Great Britain 🇬🇧. You make me piss myself . America is it medieval times. We have PUBs and Clubs. Best wishes from sunny Devon and yes it’s pissing with rain again. Very funny nice work

[@joea5914]

Rvc shout-out at 46:00 lfggg