#169

[@TimDillonShow]

Big thanks to Ridge for sending me this wallet and supporting the channel! Here’s the site if you want to check them out! > ridge.com/TIM

[@lordswaggity1213]

Does registering using your code give me a free ride on Epstein's plane with my first purchase?

[@brianjones4245]

I love this show so much! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lordswaggity1213]

Does this come complimentary with an MK Ultra victim?

[@melvinbutters2865]

Hmu I'll help with with the mobile website design,payment gateway, and have a hookup here in LA for merch.

[@blissamo4205]

it's like the guy that thinks he says something funny but people didn't hear it so he has to repeat it 3-4 times because you know it's so funny in his head

[@wokesherman2713]

I came here expecting VIDEO on the porch , but hey.... that's life in the big city.

[@myrmidongoomba1667]

classic comment 10/10

[@benjamingentile1660]

no "that's" it's just the statement and... life in the big city

[@CH-ml4rz]

Benjamin Gentile THANK YOU

[@zaned2859]

The losing his phone story could be a chapter in a book. Good story telling

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

Yes papa

[@ivywoodxrecords]

Its fantastic, another one is where he goes to restaurant in LA on thanksgiving, "the lodge"..at the end of that story where the rain is coming down on the window of the uber and hes looking out at the canyon in the darkness rain drops hitting the window, just the sound of the car and his friend snoring next to him.. at the end of the continent the furthest place from home and family and Love, thanksgiving night just watching the rain come down.. Real dark shit man it hits me in some of the deepest places. I go listen to that story from time to time I think I will again right now

[@easelove]

"we gotta wrap it up" proceeds to talk for another thirty minutes. life in the big city.

[@ohiogrows3668]

There's a N-word in the woodpile 🤫

[@Zgembo121]

Live in the big city 🌆

[@stellar7760]

“The second divorce I’ve witnessed; the first was my parents... I probably played a role in both.” made me spit out my drink all over.

[@bigbadbyrnes]

That killed me

[@ldobbs2384]

You think your comment is funny? You're copying something someone else said and you didn't spit out anything, not really. 👍🤡🐷

[@TheBurnside1]

Everyone that listens to tim is better than everyone else on this hellhole flat earth

[@URAWESOME94]

TheBurnside1 🥂

[@ChilsonTV]

no one's ever said anything more true than this

[@pixelwings]

You're 💩

[@mattbob1995]

beep beep i'm a robot

[@andyk6792]

Yeah... better at being WORSE!!!!

[@natedoherty3462]

That moment when you realize you've almost abandoned watching tv only to listen by radio listening and hearing a guy talk on a phone is more entertaining than a tv set with channels. Tim. I've eaten the Tim Dillon pill. I'm all in.

[@ivywoodxrecords]

Same fam

[@cigrit9048]

I almost had a stroke reading that, 2020 was a different time

[@SM-zr4nc]

Completely agree, terrestrial tv compared to Netflix And podcasts compared to radio . Plus tik tok is bloody addictive haha

[@johnmahaffey3011]

This is incoherent

[@tinyturnip7676]

You could do stuff while listening to podcasts. TV , although on the dumb end of the entertainment spectrum , does require a little bit of concentration.

[@DominiqueChaleyer]

“This woman would be loufering her snatch, and I’d be heating up bake beans” 🤣 OMG. Dead.

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

We are living in the same time as Tim Dillon. Crazy.

[@kushfrancis37]

truly blessed

[@barfyman-362]

The same tim of Time Dillon

[@taxRe]

Life in the big city

[@adamgardener8624]

And he seems healthy. Fxxk yes.

[@D34D22]

Instead of bc and ad for time it’s gonna turn to btd and atd (before Tim Dillon and after Tim Dillon)

[@KarenTookTheKids364]

The phone story was like something out of a sitcom 😂

[@DeflatingAtheism]

When he first said, "some rich kid has it," I immediately thought of the scene from The Big Lebowski.

[@lemons7774]

“My mother didn’t have a ridge wallet and now she’s a schizophrenic” 😂 Tim’s unique ability to deal with his life circumstances and turn it into humor that makes even his ads entertaining is an example of true talent

[@GodsNode]

32:00 "You're making a lot of noise over there in Staten Island" within the context of the story is so fucking funny

[@jasonyount6036]

I love the way Tim says “You know?” And “Okay?” After a sentence! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He is freakishly hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@CH-ml4rz]

WHAET?!

[@comicbookprodigy995]

My buddies and I have a drinking game every time we watch Tim. Every time he says, "Truly", we pound a shot.

[@jsp7218]

I love the fact that Tim is still kinda unknown. Were an elite group that found gold in a podcast pool that is WAY 2 deep

[@raveholly]

EXACTLY,,, this and Take Your Shoes Off Podcast

[@B00nater]

Now Mavericks are pigs

[@GotstandardsDiamondNedFlanders]

Tim Dillon is going to be The Comedian of Our generation. Mark my words.

[@nathaniellange9526]

You’re not elite

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

37:50 We don’t need animations for these insane stories. His descriptive, poetic use of language paints such a clear picture. Tim needs awards. I’m not sure which ones, but definitely a variety of trophies should be housed by him, though. I go “It’s not right!”, waving a cigarette in the air.

[@raveholly]

this is true

[@Prophet-Rob]

i will do a half ass job of this mark my words

[@jimbo5071]

@@Prophet-Rob where is it fucker

[@lancegoodthrust546]

I think the Lyft driver that called Tim "Pa-Pa" should be a regular on the show.

[@BigKashGrab]

I'm in an unhealthy relationship with this Podcast

[@troyhowes994]

This is great 😂 I have had the same thought

[@SickTroll]

It’s healthier than about half my relationships . But it’s true picture of guys back .

[@Seewhathappens101]

it makes my bussy wet

[@mikewedgwood697]

I am truly codependent on the voice of a ranting pig

[@elektrotehnik94]

@@mikewedgwood697You are truly woke indeed

[@Gyork_]

The only podcast I get excited when I see new sponsors.

[@laurenjojo]

This is the art of storytelling. This… THIS can be studied in school. I need these for decades to come back to and listen to over and over again. ❤

[@derrekribera07]

I'm listening to this in the year 3009 really wish I lived in the era of the great Tim Dillon, he was one of our greatest presidents this country has ever had.

[@tylerk3616]

This is one of my favorite episodes. I keep coming back to listen again and again.

[@zbell7003]

just listened to this one for the first time only started listening to Tim within the past year. One of the best I’ve heard

[@psykonautt]

yeah this episode is fire

[@cris3842]

3rd time back papa

[@Jeremy-ob4gm]

Art at its highest form

[@ApolloIsKing]

Doing the Lord's work, Timothy. Godspeed, sir.

[@mattkline3431]

14:41 "Hey Anthony maybe and maybe not.....maybe not." lmao

[@theboyslovemovies]

This episode is four months old and still more relevant than Rogan and his crew of jagoffs. A million times more relevant than anything on T.V. I feel as if I've arrived in 2020 when I put this on. Thanks, Tim! Selling Low-cost high-quality jewelry for Tim Dillon changed my life!!

[@shustyrackleford_710]

Why is there always some idiot that has to bring up rogan? Most people that watch other podcasts like this one have been off jre for years

[@bwyan100]

Picked this podcast to fall asleep too. I’m in complete darkness listening to Tim say “PA PA” After a couple giggles I was out 😂

[@amcdavey]

The only good thing about Saturdays.

[@TheBurnside1]

If only it came out earlier in the day lol. Worth staying up for.

[@CH-ml4rz]

Live somewhere else. Its my sunday morning 😎🤙🏻

[@captainfalcon8615]

We are so blessed to live at the same time as Tim Dillon and have him as the current king of comedy

[@matthewdarcy6859]

"I guess we're the dirtbags, ah fuck it!"...🤣🤣. Bless your heart Melanie

[@AlexanderStoinis]

This has to be one of the greatest episodes of the podcast ever.

[@BAHAMASLLAMAS]

Ive been listening to tim and podcasts in general for years and this is def my fav episode of all time

[@wmunson9898]

God bless Tim Dillon.

[@MegaRedcheeks]

The best ad is still the airplane crash survivor, who survived because of that godm damn CBD oil

[@Seewhathappens101]

Tim Dillon may be the greatest comedian living or dead.

[@URAWESOME94]

The background giggling kills me every time.

[@tylerk3616]

Back here again for my yearly listen.

[@the7thmagazine]

Everytime he says k, I lose it 🤣😭

[@oliverrobinson2116]

He gets that from Bill Hicks, k? K.

[@mickeycarney1]

the phone story is a truly great piece of comedy. Why does this only have 81k views??

[@billiebleach7889]

“But this is the evener for that, this will make up for it, this Russian, she’s gonna get me. Unless tomorrow she somehow shows back up with the phone…in which case I don’t know what to do” 🤣🤣🤣 pure gold

[@jayghost6662]

Who TF would thumb this down??? 11 Lyft drivers

[@maxr1826]

you were in a good mindset on this one. i can hear the angst

[@j.dproblems2011]

I'm cry laughing so hard for the cellphone story 🤣 it's so real

[@centurionl]

Yuuuuhh

[@natedoherty3462]

Tim.... Tim is a fuckin national treasure in telling funny stories. He's a national treasure

[@mindgames9614]

These stories are gold !

[@brandonflowers5171]

The Lyft, Papa, Sprint story is golden. That has to be a bit.

[@GG_11_11]

We need to pay Tim more money to get more Podcasts. Let's do it people!

[@haroldnorwalk9818]

37:15 is my #1 favorite Tim Dillon story 🤣

[@catchbooker7257]

The earliest Tim I’ve listened to. Back before the $1000 shades and Balenciaga hoodies, when he was hustling.

[@MrTubaplayer123]

The lost phone bit is better than most comedians filmed specials. The ridge wallet ad/bit is too consistently funny for me to not have one now lol

[@deezlesteezle]

Yummm

[@shannonbarata6822]

Love you Tim. You're storytelling is great.

[@alexanderforever]

My favourite episode

[@Mikey_dabbles]

Tims run from episodes 155-175 is legendary

[@truestory2990]

Thanks, I’ll check these out

[@trentonjunginger-vm2xi]

100%

[@BigD365]

One of his best podcasts ever.

[@jeramy576]

Ben giggle compilation is needed

[@jayare6975]

Simp sentiments

[@pulgasari857]

The straight to dvd sequel to Glengarry Glen Ross with Canon printers

[@GodsNode]

Lmao

[@demolitionsexpert]

nah, this gets prequel treatment

[@lkm7]

god i miss this tim dillon

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Tim I don't know what shows you've pitched but the series that needs to be made is you going back and hanging out with these characters from your past for the day. The guy from the mortgage company, this semi lesbian. You interacting with these people in 2019 would be incredible.

[@melvinbutters2865]

He needs to do a sales office spoof similar to the office but far crazier with drugs and over the top sales egos.

[@jakevil6833]

he turned me gay

[@Puckanm]

This is my new all time favorite Show so far! omg so funny

[@zacharyvandyke1717]

Dude funniest story I've heard from Timmie I heard in a while

[@ilias_p]

That Melanie impersonation had me laughing in the car like a moron .. Find her n bring her to the show Timothy

[@Prophet-Rob]

she was on the show recently, cant rememeber if it was patreon or youtube, but i literally found her instagram and followed her lmao

[@mikebiliamanator2129]

@@Prophet-Rob What's her last name? I need to "friend" her on there.

[@Sallyandash]

When I drove for Lyft a really nice beautiful woman left her iPhone in my car. 15 minutes after I dropped her off she called the phone and told me she’d give me 100 bucks if I brought it back. That’s what u should have done to get your phone back.

[@VarunKumar-fn4fm]

Tim telling stories from the old days should become a whole season of Real American History. Yes or yes?

[@joeb6947]

yes?

[@emptyeye1]

Why does this episode not have more views

[@s70rk]

My mother didn't have a Ridge wallet, now she's schizophrenic Sold!

[@goretype]

2 hours of tim rants are great

[@bluedragonrob1]

GOD this is a classic.

[@stellar7760]

TIM I WAIT ALL WEEK FOR THE PORCH! (But I’ll take you any way I can get you!)

[@aKjohn8798]

Life, in the big city

[@metehanertunc6789]

I literally got dizzy from laughing so hard

[@marycallahan2334]

Great podcast. Great comedian. 🔥

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

i'm crying - that phone bit was so funny. i guess we're the dirtbags huh? HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA Fuck it!

[@anonymousconflict2881]

I love the rant on politics towards the end 😂 that was me in my 22 to 25 years; smoking weed everyday and listening to politics as if it meant anything. I still keep up a little but it makes me sick now instead of being enjoyable. Then I get to hear boomers who just got into politics in the last 4 years give their take on everything and they sound like a mainstream media anchor (just depends which channel they’re watching).

[@bcvetkov8534]

Tim should start a business called homewreckers united 😂

[@greenguerilla1213]

I appreciate the knife fighting lessons commercial in the middle of this video.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

I desperately want to hear a Melanie comedy routine now.

[@makingtings2802]

Love the entire lost phone story 🤣

[@STREY34]

I love it how back then when Timmy wasnt as Big Time he used to say 'Kay?' Alot to see if we were all still listening, haha.

[@MikeNel_Official]

Tim dillon has the best mocking voice

[@corymcdonald1369]

I hope they really paid him well to do that super long ad. Of course I love it because I love Tim

[@juanaguilar2398]

I wish tim was my guardian angel

[@bennyhath1789]

Anyone living in the greater Denver area knows the lyft-uber dynamic is reversed

[@شَريفمُحَمَّد-م7ر]

you're making alotta noise over there in Staten Island 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheRealAR01]

24:05 I come here from time to time just to hear about his commute lol. Reminds me of my journey to school from 11-17 😂

[@bleedlejuice]

I don't even own or need a wallet but " its sleeeeK " sold me

[@waynehiss]

Tim will have over 100k subscribers by easter

[@melvinbutters2865]

If KZbin doesn't throttle him. He should check to make sure hes not on the KZbin banned nexus list mentioned on the last real ass podcast by that unfunny girl who got the info from lawyers.

[@anon667]

dan m I hope so...... Majority of the time people who deserve the most exposure and success don’t receive it

[@Stimros_halabad]

Look at us now. Life in the big city.

[@jakw97]

Best podcast on earth, no contest haha. He talks funny, cant teach that in my opinion.

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

Love this podcast!

[@slawdogtrillionaire9508]

Dudes a legend

[@scotty2shotty]

The great oracle of wisdom Timothy J Dillon

[@stellar7760]

Before Tim hits the MEGA fame stratosphere that we all know he’s bound for, I just want to give a shout out to the real ones whom were always here. Tim is King, the Big City is our kingdom and I’m happy to be his disciple!

[@timmanto1022]

Tim needs an HBO sitcom.

[@xuxon24]

4 years later I'm here laughing with a busted phone

[@disconnected22]

THAT was a long story! 🤣

[@cloud08005]

I live in Jersey and I know everything he says in this episode! It's crazy.

[@WillyOrca]

Tim Dillon is the Messiah

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Last 20 mins. Gold.

[@daweller]

This is an addendum

[@maxr1826]

"on reddit in a poem" lmfao

[@eddiebernays514]

i miss older new york. you could literally get into some weird shit anywhere.

[@vincybadman871]

Stay in the train long enough, it still happens

[@BlazRa]

Now you'll most likely be eaten by cannibal hobos

[@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind]

25:30, love it.

[@therealwilfreddierkes9980]

One of the best.