#201

[@chillin0715]

Ray Kump is royalty. He needs to be on more often.

[@bluev7427]

I never heard of him before this but he’s hilarious. That story at the end was...... speechless

[@ronhitler-barassi2624]

He's using the Iceberg Slim technique on us cos we're his stable of bitches. "You've got to be God, and if she can touch God any time she wants, then he's not God anymore."

[@gangsta19x]

Ray Kump needs to be on JRE but I’d feel better if Jamie chains his hands to the table for Joes safety.

[@nooneyouknow699]

Get the patreon and listen to the archives. Truly the best ray

[@sirloin7633]

I think you mean Ray Krump

[@matthewfoster7367]

The Tim Dillion Show makes JRE look like The View.

[@MrGOTAMA420]

if the view was cool

[@MrGOTAMA420]

@Jeff B it is what it is . the most popular talk show ever.

[@19Burgandy]

And if you could make millions you all would go PC

[@penningtonlovesyou]

19Burgandy yeah duh guys just give up your personality if the money is rolling in duhhhhh stuuupeddd

[@mrRufffnTumble]

What? No? Many people have lost their jobs for their beliefs, look at Sam Hyde. You really think everyone values money enough to sell their own soul? You're projecting bro. The funny thing is Rogan was already a multimillionaire. He didnt even need the fuckin money.

[@climbingjohn]

Somebody needs to give Tim a bucket full of money and just let him loose.

[@CrackinJacks138]

He'd OD within 4 hours

[@Nematodeparty]

I was thinking a bucket full of fried chicken or Magic Spoon (TM)

[@rossedwards24]

@@CrackinJacks138 in a stunning estate

[@c3po33]

@@ExtraVirginOliveGardenGnome ohhhh I like the way you think. Gervais launching Dillon to new heights would be great. I would love to see Tim get a show and he has Kump on in a supporting role and they bullshit like they do now. Comedy gold in them hills.

[@sonnysantos6847]

@@ExtraVirginOliveGardenGnome That's a really good point and I see where you make the connection...I watched Gervais' new Netflix show and it was good but kind of cheesy and it's like he has nothing to prove anymore but still he's a legend. I think you're right though, Tim could take the torch from Gervais very well. Two of the few voices I can still stand in comedy and thank God they both look like comedians not like models or UFC fighters like all these comedians these days.

[@MrLextune]

Behind that black curtain is a stunning estate.

[@BrettOwen71]

And inside that stunning estate is a motherlode of low cost, high-quality jewelry.

[@christopherpartain674]

Kept in a safe next to their sub prime mortgage paperwork.

[@IRONNOIR91]

Behind the curtain is Abu Ghraib

[@salokin2410]

this podcast is like the crack-cocaine of podcasts.

[@tophercortez7786]

Tim Dillon is heroin; cheap and coursing through our veins at any time of day.

[@BlackfeatherAlexander]

This is what an unfiltered mind sounds like.

[@Ryan-gc4mq]

One of them, sure.

[@richyq8786]

One of my favorite comedians Tim Dillon. @TimJDillon Blocked me on twitter for making a simple Soros joke on reply to his PRO-Rioting tweet.. Jeez man when you thought you knew people! he replied and said i'll unblock you when you stop with this Q shit.. He removed me from his patreon after calling him out saying then I received a harassing/bullying message from Patreon. Shame!!

[@havnt3782]

@@richyq8786 life in the big city.....

[@nmeyers92]

RichyQ For real? I thought out of all people Tim wouldn’t immediately block someone without hearing them out first for a little or if it was just straight up harassment. What did he say at first and how did you respond to it that got you blocked? I know it’s been awhile so it doesn’t have to be word for word, just curious. Thanks!

[@yawnhiccup]

@@havnt3782 🤠

[@aryka922]

"Life is an unending series of nightmares" is the entire basis of how I raise my children.

[@dac518]

when they shoot up the school, or stab another kid, you should tell that to the reporter.

[@aryka922]

@@dac518 School? Another kid? What world do you live in? Those things are a thing of the past because of COVID.

[@MNizamee]

Let me ask you something.. when your child cries... do you.. satiate it?

[@lukeb911]

The only voice that matters.

[@Fabian080690]

Tim is the fucking Clash of podcasts.

[@billbecker1076]

Ray Kump ladies and gentlemen.. charismatic prayer group is one of the best moments this year.. across all media.

[@GoAwayKid]

This show always makes my cutting sessions way more pleasant

[@AdrianHertz]

You shouldn't joke about that!!!!!!!!! !!! I had a friend who had a brother which cousin aunt once bought this guy's cereal but didn't use the code so he showed up at her house and blow his brains out in front of her!

[@BlakeTimmonsArt]

Adrian Kane honestly man good job. Great comment. You did that

[@KarenTookTheKids364]

@@AdrianHertz I agree, we need more gun control.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

I thought that you had a job as a video editor and were on the "cutting floor" trimming video clips for stuff...

[@SeaCryptWeave]

i thought cutting cocaine 🤣 care for yourself when possible

[@skidibidibibidiboo2487]

Ray Kump sounds like he secretes custard instead of saliva.

[@user-ck4yt3kv3p]

Ray always makes Tim 10X funnier

[@customerguy8581]

And what's crazy is seeing Tim look genuinely HAPPY during this episode. That feels so rare. he has a legit smile on his face the entire time

[@dxsit34]

my cousin is SARS

[@BakerOrDie123]

I WANNA BE AIDS!!!....

[@samus598]

Sorry about ol Uncle Bill and his sick, SICK perversions, it wasn't right to do ol Aunt Batty like he did, he hit her and quit her once you were born and you should resent him for that, all those billions have gone to his head and now he thinks he can just stick his wiener in any old bat whenever he pleases, he needs to pay your child support like an adult.

[@mogames130]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f2Spp5qebqhrqrc

[@likearc]

51:00 I haven't laughed that hard. Best magic spoon bit

[@Abitflippant]

That they sponsor him means they get it. All podcasts should hire Tim to do their ads

[@leeland446]

It's a meat cereal, fruit dust, its meat that tastes like fruit, what is it parmesan cheese?!?!?! I friggin lost it, loved this part

[@cameron9563]

The great Ray Kump, a voice of reason and clarity in these troubling times

[@susie7336]

The best thing to come out of this damn nonsense is that I found Tim Dillon in YT. My new favorite comedian.

[@jsp7218]

He's great and you are hot.

[@AdrianHertz]

I love how Tim looks at Ben every time he says something cause as a comedian he needs to see the audience reaction while riffing to see if he is booming or killing

[@thecbrboi325]

I don't know if booming was a typo or not, I'm just saying I'm now using it interchangeably with bombing.

[@Lynxchillin08]

@@thecbrboi325 😁

[@yodythewoadie]

I also wonder that Prexxus, sometimes I look for Ben's reaction and catch myself laughing when he isn't. You know it's good when even Tim is laughing 👍

[@brianjohnson9802]

Yes, booming is bad.

[@drownthepoor]

@@brianjohnson9802 Like this economy, it's fuckin' boomin' am I right?!

[@the_derpler]

Ray is always the best guest on this show. His dynamic with Tim is very good and you can tell they are great buddys. I hope the best for Ray!

[@revmaxproductions]

I just cashed out in my initial investment of Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon, and now I'm the proud owner of 3 stunning estates in Malibu, The Hamptons, and a private island. Thank you Tim for turning my life around.

[@jellyfishbrained]

What is it you do on that island?

[@revmaxproductions]

@@jellyfishbrained that information is private.

[@scottp.548]

@@revmaxproductions can I have a free day pass?

[@revmaxproductions]

@studybeats you must be fun at parties...

[@declanh2314]

@studybeats sounds like you didn't invest in the Jewels

[@editthemadparts1913]

Kump asking the hard hitting questions. What is magic spoon made out of?

[@BlakeTimmonsArt]

Dark matter

[@deezlesteezle]

Semen

[@blenderguru]

This whole podcast is gold, but damn 1:02:47 had me rolling

[@deezlesteezle]

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

[@turdferguson1847]

Finally, the king has returned.

[@thefloridamanofytcomments5264]

He never left

[@turdferguson1847]

The Florida Man Of YT Comments true

[@teenagekrabklub]

I see Monsieur Kump in the thumbnail and without missing a beat my inner monologue screams the 3 greatest words of all, “potato bread warehouse.”

[@completorgirl]

Midnight in the potato bread Warehouse is the best

[@abris968]

We need Tim Dillon's rants on the GTA6 radio

[@banecastle8772]

the voice of our generation

[@dennisreynolds8172]

Say that again!

[@banecastle8772]

@@dennisreynolds8172 they should have mr. dillon as a regular guest on sunny in philly

[@richyq8786]

One of my favorite comedians Tim Dillon. @TimJDillon Blocked me on twitter for making a simple Soros joke on reply to his PRO-Rioting tweet.. Jeez man when you thought you knew people! he replied and said i'll unblock you when you stop with this Q shit.. He removed me from his patreon after calling him out saying then I received a harassing/bullying message from Patreon. Shame!!

[@deezlesteezle]

That again

[@huntforberries]

"It's dried turkey meat and they throw it in a fruit dust" 😂

[@rational3521]

Tim Dillon is my facts

[@pm7585]

Was just about to sleep (5am in the UK) but I can’t wait 8hrs to hear Tim ramble. Honestly my favourite comedian for years! Refreshing change from comedians like Rogan and Schaub who are painfully unfunny.. like hemorrhoids on your wedding night

[@MA1LUNE]

There's more than 3 comedians

[@pm7585]

Cameron Of course there’s more than 3 but I’m not going to list every active comedian. I used Tim because it’s his video and Rogan and Schaub because their shoved down our throats and just aren’t funny. BTW I was always a fan of Rogan and his podcasts (they’ve slipped recently) but his stand up is awful. And he looks so out of his depth when surrounded by real comedians like Bill Burr as one example.

[@christian4177]

The last 5 minutes of this show was pure chaos and exactly why Tim and Ray should always podcast as a duo.

[@slasher6547]

Tim Dillon ON FIRE THIS PODCAST btw got my life in the big city shirt

[@yodythewoadie]

A reallll knife fight

[@cjtrickstar6060]

My Saturday is complete

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

Seeing Tim live is on the top of my list of things to do when all of this nonsense is over.

[@jasonharding1522]

Saw him at a hole in the wall comedy club in NYC in 2017, it was clear he was going places

[@edgarrincon3481]

I’ll see you there

[@yodythewoadie]

Ray deserves a stunning estate

[@Ace-760]

“Just cus we call it cereal doesn’t mean it isn’t steak”

[@17iesa]

50:12 Tim and Ray talking about the ingredients in magic spoon cereal had me screaming! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@unownnnn]

My highlight of the week. Tim's Ray impression makes me laugh without fail every time.

[@yetga5776]

Ben laughing in the background makes it much funnier. Meatballgate part hit hard lmao

[@BrettOwen71]

You can see that Tim has genuine affection for Ray. I miss the early days of the show when Ray was the co-host. They were such a great team.

[@customerguy8581]

One of the rare times I've seen Tim with a genuine smile for a whole episode

[@jorgehernandez1490]

You're the only thing keeping from entering a Dennys guns a blazing, thank you tim

[@delithunder1]

Ray Kump’s story truly changed what it means to be, “caught off guard” when watching a Podcast. Seeing Tim Dillon become uncomfortable and at a loss for words from hearing the last Ray Kump anecdote that only a witch doctor could find relatable. I tip my hat to Ray for telling the same story that only a Demon would use to one up other Demons stories at a party in Hell. I am laughing yet disturbed on a multitude of levels. Thanks Tim for another enlightening episode. I’m going to go take a shower now until I find some semblance of my prior self before it was lost to Ray Kump’s twisted room of mirrors story of his Mom’s Prayer Circle. May God Have Mercy On All of Our Souls. That’s Life in the Big City.

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

You two are fkin BEAUTIFUL together. This is Podcast GOLD. Bless you both. You made me spit sausage xx

[@carlosgeissendoerfer500]

Sure... sausage.

[@natemarx4999]

In the next life I want Tim to be my gay father.

[@brendanwoodley7567]

But....

[@aaronlim7324]

Ray Kump and Tim Dillon together are hilarious. They edify each other. 🤣🤣🤣

[@monkeytrousers6180]

Tim and Ray. Do a weekly "two bears" type show. WTF? Life in the big city.

[@nickapalooza861]

That would be the best.... But they did have 150 podcasts exactly like that

[@micric217]

Ffs, move Ray and Lucie out to LA. There's nothing better than Tim and Ray jibber jabbering.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

I know this makes me a simple person. But. I don't think I've ever not at least chuckled when Tim starts going "listen to me" as Ray.

[@benmeadors6799]

@@PlayNiceFolks LISCHENTOMAY

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@benmeadors6799 shit, I was wondering the correct spelling of that. You fucking nailed it.

[@easycrypt8057]

Michael Ricardo Ray's mom is a psychopath who told her son that religious people suck off babies. Now we know why he's suicidal and morbidly obese

[@jsp7218]

Ray's episodes are always a whole new level. Tim needs to move Ray out to LA

[@ArizonaCowboys]

31:35 That blue angels rant was awesome. Still waiting for my jewels..

[@jacenbruni3413]

one of the funniest things I have ever put in my ear holes. Great job, lads.

[@b.newsome8696]

Nothing is better than Tim+Kump and Ben's laugh

[@samsweny1364]

12:00 Tim talking about what he expects out of his fans had me in tears 😂😂😂

[@mallorywhite5379]

Absolutely the best combination of words strung together that have ever existed in the American English language.

[@lrmy]

I haven't gotten my Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon quite yet, however I've succeeded wildly in my extra-legal affairs since my initial investment. The prestige afforded to me through this opportunity has enabled me to be the real 'me' and strike down my enemies with furious anger. I'm simply prolific now.

[@georgimihalkov4781]

I haven't laughed like that in a long time! This podcast is funnier than 99% of the comedy specials on Netflix!

[@sylvestercalzone1003]

Just packed a bowl, my boomer father is inside the house watching the Andy griffin show. I’m ready for some Tim Dillon

[@lancejames7072]

Sylvester Calzone your name & accompanying picture are a treasure to behold. It’s what the internet is for

[@keetonpark]

Andy griffin lol

[@donaldmack2307]

Andy GriffITH was a based fkn show tho. Not gonna lie.

[@Talkinknicks]

Come out of the closet already

[@donaldmack2307]

GamerONight Haha. That would be amazing. Barney was based asf

[@BlazRa]

Magic spoon is basically made out of whey protein and tapioca flour and stuff

[@AdrianPeterson28VKNG]

Ray during the magic spoon ad was so good 😂😂😂

[@longlivethechief2373]

Closest American comedian to degenerative Irish and Scottish sense of humour.

[@___blaggard999___8]

Yeah man 100%. I'm Irish love Scottish/Irish humour Kevin bridges people like that. But love Tim's style he's mad in the head 😁. Goes for the jugular no fucks given, that's the comedy i love Joey diaz etc.

[@helenmckeown]

Blaggard999-_- I never comment on shit but seeing a kevin Bridges fan on a Tim Dillon video when Im fae glasgow, yaaassss

[@Might.B.Housey_]

@@___blaggard999___8 you get it.

[@BlazRa]

Tim is actually an amazing friend he's actually cheering Ray up who's going through hard times 😁

[@schizophrenic_AI]

Not going to lie, I really want Tim to create a psychotic Mr. Beast parody channel.

[@thelorax20]

The Tim Dillon Show is a beacon of hope and truth - desperately needed by the masses IN THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES. I’m 100% NOT writing this from a dimly lit basement in Langley.

[@rileymckenna1990]

" have you ever tried magic spoon cereal? "... "is it meat?"

[@andthenwhat9603]

Ray is an awesome dude

[@Abitflippant]

I made a lovely quiche today. I made it with Crisco and carroway seeds Life in the big city

[@declanh2314]

I'm going to buy a life in the big city t-shirt I'm just a little concerned i will be waiting for a long time for delivery as happened with the Jewels

[@husain9731]

46:24 50:17 56:07(59:03) 1:01:30 Tim Dillon showing real emotion

[@jmichelarmstrong3657]

May have been one of the best Episodes YET.

[@georgelopez9872]

Spotify’s gotta give this man his 80 mil ASAP because if they don’t they got another thing coming I’ll tell you that

[@dalepicklesiii]

I'm hooked on this show thank you Tim 😷😎🙌😍

[@fukurouanzu1006]

you dont need to hide who's worried about losing there hair you can just say bryan callen we all know

[@philthedrill2244]

51:04 Ray’s exasperation: “what’s in it?!”

[@philthedrill2244]

52:28 “you wanna know ya wise ass?”

[@philthedrill2244]

59:00 prayer group story

[@marklachney420]

Lol finally saw him get tripped up when he was talking about dating apps.

[@matthewsnyder674]

Tim spelled backwards is MIT. Even if he's from New York, my boy's wicked smaht.

[@ElementalMaker]

I can't wait to get my boxes of magic meat milk. A fruity ribeye in every bite.

[@Yoyotwilight]

I am torn. I can't decide if I like your commercials or Commentiquette's commercials better. You're a riot, Tim!

[@MrAhuraMazda]

Magic Spoon is essentially dry dog food

[@ronhitler-barassi2624]

whatever, feed it to your dog, just make sure you use the promo code.

[@asopher]

Add milk

[@brianbaumann5389]

TIM WHERE ARE THE JEWELS!

[@jrowell2323]

Doesn’t matter just fucking sell them!!!

[@BlakeTimmonsArt]

Hi Brian, I’m Tim’s supplier and I want you to know the jewels have arrived at his luxurious estate. The distribution of diamonds will go into phase 1 soon. Thank you for your patience Warn regards Jewels By Podcaster Tim Dillon PO Box Hidden Hills Calabasas California 78763

[@declanh2314]

Where Is your patience good things come to those who wait

[@calebgigachad6705]

GET ME KUMP

[@marcogandara3242]

Greatest duo in history

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

Just what I needed ❤

[@Ifraneljadida]

All these years later and my favorite Dillon guest or cohost is easily Kump. I completely disagree with his politics which makes it even funnier

[@scottp.548]

Meatball Gate is real!

[@DannySullivanMusic]

The comedian scared about losing their hair is Jimmy Dore probably

[@DannySullivanMusic]

On a related note, I'd love to see Timmy boy on Jimmy's show. Dislike and report this comment so we can make it happen!

[@markryan9894]

lmao such a random guess but I can totally see it

[@bennett93]

Tim where are the jewels

[@codyb.3015]

Never heard of Ray Kump before, but he's hilarious. Reminds me of Kurt Metzger minus the eight-ball.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

They have some GREAT archive shows on Patreon. Ray and Tim used to host the show together in NYC.

[@AubsM55]

"Is it meat?" 🤣🤣🤣😂🙏

[@qcrew2938]

25:35 Ray joins the show

[@megazeus7972]

Only podcast that I don't skip adverts

[@Wallyworld30]

Tim is about to start selling Puple Nikes in his Merch shop!! For $100 you can get the entire kit with packs of Purple Flavored Kool Aid!! The Kool Aid/Flavor Aid comes with an instruction book on how to obtain cyanide for liability reasons.

[@jsp7218]

Jesus... Ray's story about the crying baby.... HAHAHA WTF

[@bluev7427]

I know right?!!!! Tim’s reaction doubled the hilarious. Pretty much personified what I was feeling

[@ttpballinftr1827]

Please bring back the “I’m Timmy the trash can” intro

[@mattyrat4958]

The Tampa Bay Comedy Society will be disliking your videos until you do the presentation to the group

[@jacobdieffenbach2375]

*Cue slow jerk-off gesture*

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

This is for Ray: Milk Protein Blend (Milk Protein Isolate, Whey Protein Concentrate), Sweetener Blend (Allulose, Monk Fruit Extract, Stevia Glycosides), Oil Blend (High Oleic Sunflower Oil, Avocado Oil, Vitamin E (For Quality)), Tapioca Starch, Inulin (From Chicory Root), Natural Flavor, Salt, Turmeric Extract, Spirulina Extract, Vegetable Juice

[@Shua94]

Damn you guys are hilarious together. at 59:35 when Ray starts talking about that church lady and Tim just cuts him off going Ray Ray Ray were trying to advertise and make money with this show. I was fucking dying xD

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

Hail Tim AND we love Ray!

[@mikemorgado7503]

201 here we go

[@jackparsons7000]

4:42 “ya trash bag”🤣🤣🤣

[@SheolAbaddonus666]

I laughed so hard I nearly passed out and forgot where I was when Ray started talking about his mom's prayer group.

[@Ziggy550]

Ive been waiting all week for this !! 😁

[@dankestranch8738]

This podcast is absolute madness

[@jonnyh5858]

After watching Tim Dillon I am COMPLETELY uninterested in repetitive dummy joe rogan

[@brianbaumann5389]

It's like doing pure cocaine after smoking weed, you can't go back

[@richyq8786]

One of my favorite comedians Tim Dillon. @TimJDillon Blocked me on twitter for making a simple Soros joke on reply to his PRO-Rioting tweet.. Jeez man when you thought you knew people! he replied and said i'll unblock you when you stop with this Q shit.. He removed me from his patreon after calling him out saying I was harassing/bullying him.

[@jonnyh5858]

@@richyq8786 get a job and get off his nuts then

[@johnalvarez3604]

RichyQ you sound like the saddest kind of person not gonna lie

[@jordanfox3782]

@@richyq8786 he should block you from his KZbin as well

[@tomcarpenter5820]

Loving it like a poke bowl in my stunning estate smokin marbi lights

[@mattyrat4958]

The Tampa Bay Comedy Society will require an outline of the powerpoint at least 2 days prior to your presentation.