#171

[@TimDillonShow]

Thanks to Ridge for the wallet and supporting our show. Here’s the site! Check it out! > ridge.com/TIM

[@rayn_0ff]

That ad was TREMENDOUS (Joey Diaz voice)!!!

[@kwazhims3lf]

i'm 5 months behind and the link just takes me to twisty treats... i asked them for the brownie boat but they told me to go fuck myself and go see some guy named eddie

[@maxr1826]

@shadyshawn trismegistus i disagree with what you said but deeply appreciate the way you said it

[@leejganderson7827]

*Yo Lydia* ❤️🌟👶🍑😉❤️🌟👶😉❤️

[@jacobdutka3857]

@@rayn_0ff ]p]]p]

[@tsmith5784]

Tim was on fire in 2018-2020. Greatest stories ever first recorded by audio.

[@HarvestMoon2049]

Yes!!

[@truestory2990]

Episodes 150 - 175 were the Golden Era

[@masterprattu]

Agreed 100%.

[@lazylion420]

literally the only podcast where I don't skip the ad reads

[@cielvague]

Boy how good was that Ridge Wallet bit, heh? Should be a known classic alongside the Steakhouse bit.

[@wokesherman2713]

I'm really missing the video of the porch , but hey...... Life in the big city

[@lordswaggity1213]

LIFE IN THE BIG CITY IS A REAL PITY

[@wokesherman2713]

@@lordswaggity1213 TRU DAT

[@stellar7760]

This is on Ben, really. As the producer he needs to make video podcasts a priority!

[@Wearenotwell]

“You haven’t seen your kids for two years and they hate you” ....... “Life in the big city”

[@wokesherman2713]

@@Wearenotwell LOL!

[@stanoneill1842]

I deleted Netflix to be able to pay for Tim Dillon's Patreon.

[@joshlockie9285]

I was just about to get rid of it to get prime but I think that you have a way better idea.

[@Cuyt24]

You can also ask your boss at the Taco Bell that you work at to give you a raise.

[@lordswaggity1213]

He makes 8grand on patreon a month he's living well.

[@CrookDanny]

Lord Swaggity you must be forgetting the 106% sub prime mortgage lmao. We need to get him up to the Flagrant 2 level of $35k! Tell your friends!

[@sealevelbear]

This = genius.

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

Ben has the best job in the entire world.

[@fleckx]

Gettin shidden on by Timmy Dillon. Oof. Umfgh.

[@miafitzharris9661]

This comment did not age well.

[@Ekdrink]

@@miafitzharris9661he still had the best job in the world

[@ElTheDude]

“nobody is doing synthetic heroin bc of lack of equestrian opportunity” man this just nails it all

[@stellar7760]

“Can’t we all just do drugs honestly together? Like human beings?!” Lmao amen

[@TrollHiddenCave]

You can if it's not ruining your life people that get sober like to demonize drugs there's nothing wrong with the drugs it's you

[@BlazRa]

I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me

[@zachryanband5241]

@@TrollHiddenCave pp loop p pp pop 0p

[@antonyroberts4438]

In case anyone was wondering whether or not there is hope for this country, Jeff Dunham, had the highest grossing tour in 2015, while Tim Dillon was performing for peanuts at the Betty Ford

[@Wearenotwell]

Life in the big city

[@Wearenotwell]

I don’t know why but the ridge wallet mention during the Florida stuff cracked me up

[@partycity750]

The Ridge Wallet Ad read that starts at 47:40 is SIMPLY AMAZING...BUT THAT’S LIFE IN THE BIG CITY!

[@mindgames9614]

"I've got an experience... it's called Stephen Paddock" LMAO

[@mickeycarney1]

I have listened to A LOT of episodes in the past couple of weeks since I discovered this guy. Genuinely feel this is one of the best I have heard. Why so few views?

[@therealwilfreddierkes9980]

Yeah. This one is in my top five

[@et5895]

It's actually a lot more than amount views he used to get consistently 2 years ago. That's changed a lot thankfully. The older episodes of both shows, Tim is going to hell & Tim Dillon show, have lower views.

[@Xyerian]

It is odd. Probably due to the whims of the algorithm. The real shame is that this streak from 160 to 185 is the golden era of the Cumpig. Before the dark times.

[@privatepyle2200]

Life in the big city

[@anthonyrisola6144]

Dillon is a genius. He's going to make it big,hopefully.

[@lamolambda8349]

Life in the big city.

[@narcoskeptic]

"JUST WATCH"

[@bossHogOG]

If so, it’ll be a sanitized version.

[@nmeyers92]

“JUST WATCH”... seriously he blew up sooo much from when this original comment and video was posted.

[@nmeyers92]

@@narcoskeptic “JUST WATCH”... seriously he blew up sooo much from when this original comment and video was posted.

[@suzzanecardelfe777]

By far my favorite comedian. I saw you post the episode and immediately clicked. Made my night!!

[@hudsontoo1212]

Dillon is so funny. Most underrated comic out there. That set telling all of the awful Californians how ghoulish they are is maybe one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. Keep going amigo!!!!!

[@phoenixrising7047]

Yeah he'll never get tired of hearing that....

[@milfmonsta]

Link?

[@williamostrander910]

Well it's not hard to explain why Dunham had the highest grossing tour... I mean just look at and listen to society... THE VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE LITERALLY WALK AROUND WITH A HAND SHOVED UP THEIR ASSES AS WELL... MOUTHING THE WORDS OF SOMEONE ELSE. AS WELL AS BEING A PUPPET FOR THEIR MASTERS PULLING THE STRINGS THAT RESULT IN THE MOVEMENT AND ACTIONS THEY EXHIBIT IN PUBLIC.

[@heywsupitswill]

Tim’s add reads are funnier than most other comics standup material

[@ste4742]

Tim is a national treasure hes gonna take off big time

[@paulfroelich1024]

You called it.

[@normansabin8322]

Ben's doublewide joke at 1:08:34 doesnt get enough play, that was hilarious.

[@rogut8]

OMG I had the same thing with the puppet dude. Everyone in my class was laughing their asses of and I was thinking: "Am I wrong or I'm surrounded with morons. Now I know"

[@ivywoodxrecords]

"Peanut"...😳

[@razz4742]

I spent all my money that was supposed to be for rent on a ridge wallet... life in the big city.

[@maxr1826]

damn you werent kidding $125 for a wallet that im only going to put $11 in. here theif, take my cash, just dont take my ridgewallet.

[@partycity750]

The Ridge wallet storytelling ad read was AMAZING😂🍿

[@anujnagarajan9628]

Tim literally gets funnier every episode

[@RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler]

I ran the rehab circuit for 1.5 years in south Florida this episode is now my favorite of all of yours so far. Been going through them backwards haha

[@colematthews7535]

I needed this bad today. Thanks man for real.

[@ElTheDude]

this might be the best episode

[@trentonjunginger-vm2xi]

All the old ones. Assland is good too

[@sticky4444]

this is a top ten episode

[@scottt5181]

8:11 I used to be a heroin addict and I’ve been sober almost 8 years. I have said “I’m just tired” countless times when I was high. The funny part is you’re not fooling anyone and you know it 🤣

[@mrinfinitemonkeycage5668]

Hahaha so true. Well done on the 8 years!!!! 31 days today for me

[@dirtdirtdirtiest9607]

This Ridge ad was the best and I considered abandoning all my family friends and debt to purchase the $100 wallet that holds 3 cards. Ty Tim for showing me the light but I'm too much a pansy not enough pirate. Life in the big city.

[@valve_is_better294]

I really appreciate Tim talking about addiction, it makes you laugh and reminds you it’s just not worth going back to it, I just find it weirdly helpful you know?

[@HeatherDavis-b5y]

It kept me sober today. I love Tim.

[@valve_is_better294]

@@HeatherDavis-b5y Hope you’re well man, I love you, you got this

[@HeatherDavis-b5y]

@@valve_is_better294 hey you don't know this, but I'm still clean and today.... It wasn't easy. Thank you. I love you too.

[@monkeydotbizness]

Ben's bong hit giggle is hysterical

[@paulfroelich1024]

"Who's gonna carry the Brownie Boats?" - Fat David Goggins

[@jordandavid8653]

Much love from a recovering junkie! 💚

[@jackdobat5661]

“We have 5 minutes left” 45 minutes later….

[@monkeytrousers6180]

Lets face it.....Sunday is not really complete without the unhinged ravings of Tim Dillon about the state of world affairs.

[@clv9056]

These rehab bits are fucking gems man.

[@MrBrukmann]

Tim Dillon my man, when i scrape some money together i'm sending a bit to you. The ppl who say it's like an HBO special every ep are right. Legend in the making. Yes I want you to go completely schizo with ego to see what you'll do, apparently

[@CH-ml4rz]

I’m folding laundry 1,5min in and I’m laughing out loud

[@lordswaggity1213]

Life in the big laundry

[@sealevelbear]

Lord Swaggity Yes.

[@jsp7218]

I love the addendums & random bonus content. Stay tuned after the mybookie ad for another great 1/2hr

[@CatnamedMittens]

This might be his most underappreciated episode.

[@paulfroelich1024]

"Dahmer ate my friend", Sounds like a real knife fight.

[@sirg-had8821]

The friend lost that fight.

[@AnnusMirabilus]

50:50 the irony of listening to this ad as I'm packing to move from L.A. to Vegas, and I've spent maybe 30 hours packing sh*t with numerous boxes around me, and I've got at least 30 more hours remaining to finish it off

[@stefanmironov6405]

soo woo funniest ads in the biz

[@BeRoyal37]

Good job tim. Great episode

[@avaonalee]

Next level ad read from Timmy. I want to listen to it every morning

[@danegerous87]

Tim was great as the PR guy for Lights Out with David Spade, hoping he gets more opportunities on television

[@scottakin6658]

His part where he goes, “ so then they turn my cousin for what she’s thankful for..., she lifts her head up and says..., I’m sick!....everybody goes ...ok....” Tim Dillon murders. He’s a killer.

[@ابراهيم_محمد_الازهر]

Tims golden age

[@stellar7760]

Come on, Timmy, we need to see you!

[@2trains182]

The rehabs are extra fun if you don't do drugs. The meds are awesome and lots of activities. They feed you. I now know how to make birdhouses

[@maxr1826]

its important to keep looking back at this guy's profile pic as you read his comment

[@johndk95]

One of Tim's best podcasts in my opinion😊

[@drewkline96]

1:39:28 Tims riff on what he would do as Snowden is pure gold 😂

[@AKDCM]

Working my way up the episodes, now I have to get the patroon. Incredible work yo

[@322472507]

13:10 funniest heckler ever

[@mellonclarinet4303]

"No-one is doing synthetic heroin because they have a lack of equestrian opportunity"

[@elektrotehnik94]

Equestrian = (Entry 1 of 2) 1a : of, relating to, or featuring horseback riding equestrian Olympic events. b archaic : riding on horseback : mounted. c : representing a person on horseback. Timmy the Wordsmith 🏆

[@CraigW34v7b9]

Best Latina impression ever.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

I kind of didn't like how he had to preference it with it's a white girl blah blah blah if you want to do minority voices just do them don't try to wiggle out of looking like a racist it's okay make the damn joke

[@liamwilkins1332]

@@TrollHiddenCave would you shutup?

[@elektrotehnik94]

@@TrollHiddenCave You missed the bit, joke’s on you

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

@@TrollHiddenCave some Latinas are pretty white

[@hatemyseIf]

​@@TrollHiddenCaveYou completely missed the point of the bit.

[@vteknique]

37:00 brownie boat

[@lachlanclark3074]

The Ridge ad 😂👏

[@QuinnanScott]

I love the ad read when tim claims all you need is a $100 bill and your lawyers card

[@ryanstahulak1784]

I’m ducking dying how does he go from deep conspiracy’s about the saudis to “what do you mean you don’t have a browny boat”

[@SuperHoneyOil]

I had some delicious Keto croissants and cider while watching this.

[@andrewlaco1776]

I've been enjoying keto fries myself lately.

[@nikosavage1111]

LMAO! Delray checkn in. They call piss tests at those rehabs “liquid gold”. They charge insurance 1,500 a pop!

[@Grandiloquent786]

Just heard this. One of the best episodes of the podcast

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

Never ,ever knew that a wallet helped you get rid of doing drugs. Greatest ad ever. As soon as I find a job I will buy a RIDGE WALLET. Best spoken ad I have ever,ever heard in my entire life.

[@Catgirl_Online]

YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO PUT A CAKE IN A SHAKE

[@zachfrazier8027]

It's a fucking tragedy that this isn't Poppin more this is my favorite comedian now

[@willswan7714]

Tim is blowing up

[@sizeproductions]

im purchasing everyone in my family the exact same thing for christmas this year.......a ridge wallet with flash drive taped to it that contains an mp3 file of that ad......i listened to the AD three times........Howard Stern needs to stick dillon in the artie chair just to do the live reads alone.....it's worth it

[@CH-ml4rz]

That’s great, but did you use the code?

[@sizeproductions]

@@CH-ml4rz i have no clue ...my gf did it.....good luck

[@angelmarquez6000]

I’m home here now; on the back deck. Life in the big city 🌃 eating a fritter at 8:27pm watching the rain 🌧 hit the pavement. Wondering what my head would look like if it was a rain drop falling down to earth.

[@aarongreen7527]

Well now im buying a ridge wallet

[@Cattlynt]

Brownie boats and pedophile park. I’m dying🤣🤣🤣

[@SjaakSchaap]

Tim loving the joker movie is extra great now 😂

[@Harrison.Michael]

I come back to old episodes like this like a junky goes back to Florida to relapse.

[@dblock7146]

This has to be the best episode 😂😂

[@dasmstudies]

Proud to be a Floridian

[@agreen182]

The ridge wallet ad is the best ad I’ve ever heard in my life and it’s not even remotely close

[@milesbeler3974]

We're all in one big brownie boat; eating the rim away like termites. God bless this brownie boat!

[@Scoobs-pg6jc]

We’re gonna end up Back in Florida...😳☠️😂☘️☘️☘️😳.....? Hey I’m Dr. Faucci . “Forget about It!!! A Forget about It!!

[@bigpictureguys8415]

18:43 spot on on that 😂

[@earpig]

From behind the Golden Microphone, with talent on loan from God.

[@shannonbarata6822]

Shout Out to Woonsocket, RI.

[@xxlegitfailxx]

having a stash of a few norcos is the adult version of a half day at school

[@j.b.7133]

58:30 Brendan Schaub.

[@lamolambda8349]

Agreed

[@juankenon]

The joke is he got his fans to fork out something like 30k to keep doing his cancercast with Callen and they only put out one show, now that's comedy.

[@discodynamitetnt2938]

I grew up in Delray Beach. So funny

[@CrookDanny]

Thanks Ben!

[@ballzzd33p29]

43:15 we dont have the brownie boat.

[@RyanOwensWorldofTyros]

I love to go back and listen to old episodes, but hey, life in the big city.

[@coktoe4487]

It's you and me forever buddy.

[@ballzzd33p29]

Dahmer ate my friend....

[@MS-37]

1:41:00 Still one of Tim’s funniest acts😂

[@nicholeNTCjackson]

37:19 😂 Brownie Boat 56:20

[@paulfroelich1024]

"Just...put it in the boat."

[@Scoobs-pg6jc]

Yo Timmy ☘️😂🦋☘️👌🏼👌🏼 Love you !! Thank you soo much you don’t even know!! I’m cracking up binge watching u for 2 weeks here in Santa Cruz,Ca. Crazy ass Times indeed.. I never would have guessed I’d be laughing this hard. No way!?!!?👌🏼 Seriously saving me !🌟☘️🌟 Your my style all day! I grew up in Orlando Florida family from Jersey 😳😂☘️ Took off to California at 21 in 1998. As you know California humor is nothing like the East Coast! Best Luck to you💋👌🏼 Be safe 😎We need you! In 23 years this is the first time I’ve considered Leaving California 😳Shitt is gettin real🤔🥺 PS your sweet side comes out and Hope u fall in love too!!

[@andrewlaco1776]

33:49 Truth rains down on us all from multiple helicopters...🚁🚁👻💰👃

[@jimmyjenkins659]

I got my ridge wallet engraved for free... "Where to next?" ....now once it gets here the adventure begins!

[@QuinnanScott]

It’s now 2024 and Tim is the best comedian on the planet

[@FloridaKing23]

Come to Tampa I’ll pay your way

[@5.0_meatballmarinara]

Dude is the best! His white Spanish chick who post on the dead ex’s Facebook everyday! Lol fucking classic love it ! So on point

[@mikeborrelli193]

The Ridge wallet commercial changed my life.

[@secretbandreappears244]

The brownie boat is a sleeper, one of the funniest bits, just gotta sift thru all the rehab Bs

[@broplzjuststop]

“IM SICK”