#194

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Tim Dillon with the full hour to breakdown what an "artist's" life will become, insane zoom office calls, what he will do at JFL this year, and why we need to stop with the "isms".
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[@TimDillonShow]

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[@safetystevens]

The Tim Dillon Show we Q is supporting you , Ridge, Chew, Pateron, and corporate steak houses-

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Thanks Tim, where is the link to buy a jewel starting kit?

[@hustler3of4culture3]

Dude you are KILLING. Unbelievable how good you are

[@sauceguy19]

no more bluechew?

[@AlexGullen]

Fuc#ing love this show. Thank fuc# for Tim!

[@stevejobs8751]

Alex Jones rushes home to listen to Tim Dillon

[@angelfortruth12]

Steve Jobs cause he is a shill.

[@karljonson3287]

He thinks it's an educational podcast.

[@mitchk8096]

Tim Dillon rushes home to watch Rush Limbaugh

[@yurapishwall621]

I thought he was alex's son lmao

[@BeastieRaj]

Here to get some nostalgia of the greatest podcast era from the greatest podcast duo. RIP Tim and Ben.

[@billbecker1076]

Most underrated podcast out there.

[@chikato7106]

@Craig Blanche who knew the patio was that great...

[@Eddievargas1]

It was like 3 weeks ago now he just complains

[@tassospappas8915]

You gotta get the patreon it's a goldmine. He cant go to hard on KZbin or he will lose sponsors.

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Eddie vargas His new Patreon episode was fucking hilarious. All of them are funnier than the free podcast

[@learntonganwithandrew]

In every video I come across on KZbin there is always one comment saying that it's underrated.

[@michaelcoppola224]

Global pandemic? That's life in the big city.

[@IkeOg]

😁

[@themagicbullet7849]

Everytime i go to the city i get super ill for 24 hours. Sore throat, fever, pain in my bones. Then the next day im good.

[@sofakingkong4202]

part and parcel, as some mayors would say

[@lebulle4544]

We're all Dennis now. We're all in a room drinking wine from a used up cup with ice in it.

[@filmerd]

Crushin life in the big city

[@Duffaluff]

Flexing with the Fiji water two weeks in a row now. Got that Patreon money

[@quantum7690]

Got that stimulus bailout money

[@ToneWoN]

@@quantum7690 got that mommy money

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Fax🖨🖨🖨🔥👍

[@peppino1961]

Tim Dillon is so talented he can actually make a podcast that lasts 5 hours and never run out of things to say and still be funny. He's the best.

[@peppino1961]

L Dobbs no he doesn’t, wish he did. By far the funniest guy out there, pure talent.

[@jamiekarner141]

him and burr just rant alone in a room

[@peppino1961]

@@jamiekarner141 Exactly and it isn't a coincidence that both of them are easily the most talented comics out there today. They can riff on any topic endlessly and need no one else to bounce off of either. Unbelievable.

[@ToneWoN]

Of the best *

[@karljonson3287]

Being able to riff a monologe for an hour like this is and be hilarious is a talent.

[@kittyvalentine69]

Training my 6 year old to be a TikTok star. School is over. This is home school now, Dancing to old town road watching Cardi B , Lil Xan. Need money to buy medicine.. Saving our lives one Doja cat and lizzo lip sync at a time. NOT GOOD

[@jsmoncrief]

Right there with ya. Does every 6 yr old want to be a tik tok star? Guess so.

[@christopherlee5434]

Life in the big city.

[@Sunny-uh5bc]

36 Freeze this will be the future man it sucks

[@aesopbricktop]

Idiocracy.

[@HelloSpyMyLie]

Genius

[@guitarnutbolinuli5788]

"We haven't fully, truly given ourselves to the randomness and cruelty of this existence."

[@jameswieczorek4239]

Week 3 still no JEWELS BY PODCASTER TIM DILLON

[@SuperHoneyOil]

Semaj Semaj you’re selling the lifestyle of a perfect set gem, obviously if you attended the “Success and Excess”by Tim Dillon lecture series you’d know this. The gems come later.

[@imemberberry]

China is now operational the jewels got to me yesterday, no previews! You wanna impress your girl with your taste in modern jewelry design? I'll be at the Tampa downtown Marriott Tuesday through Thursday. COVID price gouging in effect, think of it like an uber surge.

[@scottp.548]

That's because he's a fackin' shyster, through & through.

[@bkrangel850]

Tim deserved an Emmy for this one.

[@vonborgestad]

People who say that one person cannot change the world, have never eaten a bad bat...."Old Chinese saying"

[@inFiniteTraCer]

Dude the “30k check for the ventilator that Buffalo Wild Wings built for you” part was legendary. I guarantee you do that on stage for a bit when you can 😂so hilarious and changed my mood. Thank the heavens for these comedians providing insight and inspiration in a time of chaos and uncertainty. Stay safe

[@HelloSpyMyLie]

That one was 👍🏼

[@Ankur3108]

This was one of the most literary rich episodes by Tim. So funny,so sorrowful,so rich,so sad,so beautiful.

[@Bartokomous]

The best solo hour in podcast history.

[@exzisd]

Agree though I also appreciate Ben. I think Tim bounces some energy off of Ben as sort of a litmus test like he's talking to the whole podcast audience when he is talking to Ben and when Ben is laughing, even silently, I'm usually laughing as well.

[@georgekaravokiros6168]

King of Quarantine

[@ChristmasCrybaby]

Low cost....high quality, baby

[@kristofferhansen9159]

This is gold Making us smile through these hard times

[@safetystevens]

Kristoffer Hansen exactly

[@Gaggerlotion]

Great times

[@Harrison.Michael]

The newer episodes are fine, but this era of Tim is just so much better. Late 2019 to late 2020 was the best run of any podcast of all time

[@austintaylorsimon6239]

Tim Dillon deserves every dollar on earth. Never seen as much talent in one person.

[@Adama_Now]

I laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath....anyone have a ventilator handy?

[@trainofaaron]

20k hmu

[@ldobbs2384]

Bee-Dub's got one for $29.99! Drive-thru or delivery only though.

[@madanthonywane]

Daddy like

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Mango habanero or spicy garlic?

[@goldencheese7247]

26:26 Rant begins 27:34 Homecoming 30:05 life back in Brooklyn

[@jpr1est783]

Love the paper with absolutely nothing written on it. Nice attention to detail!

[@detrockcity3]

He has a pen. In hand. He's ready to go.

[@indiablackwell]

that's awesome

[@matthewsnyder674]

The best thing about a Tim Dillon late-night talk show is he'd make every one of his celebrity guests cry 😂😂😂

[@adamgardener8624]

I can see that. Then they're ushered off the stage by a laughing Ben.

[@ultranitro437]

I Come for the High's. But I Stay for the Low's.

[@isaacizaguirre8572]

The guy on the switchboard is there to laugh so Tim knows to keep the joke going. That shit with the small town homecoming had me dying.

[@jbird3]

Isaac Izaguirre thats really smart

[@kaiyote4717]

This podcast keeps me sane. Best advertising Segway of all time goes to the your ridge wallet ad.

[@Abitflippant]

Ikr, I am so glad online ads people have good senses of humor

[@ldobbs2384]

Segway?? 😭 Segue, idiot.

[@kaiyote4717]

L Dobbs how do you spell deuce bag?

[@martinluthierking]

L Dobbs it’s the big S that made it ok

[@SkyHighAerialProductions]

It’s funny when some guy comes out of nowhere to be your favorite comedian !

[@mx4life82388]

Tim Dillon, in my opinion, is a national treasure. Keep speaking truth, my dude! Real recognize real. ✊🏿

[@DJBritt]

💯

[@jedrabid]

this episode has aged well, 3 weeks into the lockdown and clearly Tim knew what was going to happen!

[@iLikePineTrees]

I was checking off many things off his list lol

[@JacobHayden911]

I found this show earlier this year but never got into it until recently cause I thought it was TOO political, but no, Tim just mocks politics and the world around him, and he saw all of this coming!! He reminds me a lot of George Carlin. He's the modern George Carlin basically with slightly different views and ways of delivery. Basically saying they're both philosophical comics. Social commentators.

[@jaydandy1917]

This podcast genuinely makes quarantine a little more tolerable. Thanks guys!

[@kingbacon10]

I’ve listened to an unhealthy amount of mr Dillon and I must say this episode is one of his best

[@denied584]

A new Tim show the best time of the week!

[@KKtheDonahem]

Praise allah Tim is alive

[@jantelagen4262]

Ahla bo Tim Dillon

[@poloralphfloweren]

“You gotta lift them up so you can crush them back down”. ...... subscribed!

[@greenbeltglass]

My Sunday sermon. The best part is when Tim makes my gf laugh and she just playing Animal Crossing, barely paying attention. Always makes me smile.

[@zzzz1192]

im so happy tims getting better, havent laughed this hard in weeks

[@zzzz1192]

when you get your bill for your buffalo wild wings ventilator.... #dead lol

[@DanShirley]

in Ancient Egypt, the common practice to fight off disease especially respiratory issues, was plenty of fluids, hydrotherapy and lots of rest some where near a perfectly set stone.

[@CH-ml4rz]

Not gonna lie, u had me in the first half

[@timeherenowbe3126]

The bomb that is The Tim Dillon Podcast has dropped again! Woohoo! 😀

[@safetystevens]

Timeherenow Be he’s been killing it

[@timeherenowbe3126]

james stevens , the serial killer!

[@closequarters4575]

Best coronavorus/pandemic content on the air 😂

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Undeniably

[@Ethiokarate1]

Tim, you doing this is very important to me.

[@juancbotti]

I saved my mushrooms for this

[@businessbuilder92]

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

[@couchman-sw6jy]

What better way to enjoy the end of the world? 😁

[@kevinfranco1996]

@@couchman-sw6jy woohooo!

[@pim2paul]

thank you

[@JazzonAA]

I want Tim to start looking crazier and crazier every podcast he does to the point he shaves his head and start using tank tops and he's smoking two cigarettes at the same time

[@DeSoulTV]

What if he just gets better and better looking while everything around him turns to hell

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Yeah I want to see him lighting new cigarettes with old.

[@micksburg]

Tim is so well versed and built for the pandemic......

[@Windwalker88]

The part where he talked about stand ups going home had me laughing like crazy while buying groceries. Thanks for getting me through isolation

[@mikesmith406]

Dude..ive been a fan since his first time on rogan..and i just relized most of this is off the tip of his head..just riffing..no reading except for advertisements..truly gifted.

[@couchman-sw6jy]

And he even improvises part of the ads. Hilarious

[@blakethomas2352]

Pure heat like game 6 Jordan

[@MrBrukmann]

Instant top-tier episode, miraculously posted minutes after I finished the classic welcome hillary ep

[@lemmegetuhh362]

30 minutes in this is the hardest I’ve laughed all year. Holy fuck I’d pay any price to see you in person

[@huntermoore1258]

This is like the news.

[@redpalace2494]

I look forward to this podcast every week. The patreon episodes rock, too.

[@MeticulousTechTV]

Tim's sign-offs are like a Charles Bukowski novel, dark, self righteous and just a little gross - love it!

[@LPyellowking]

These are historic times folks. But you know what is even more historic? The historically low prices on these high quality precious jewels. Get in line folks for the deal of the new millenium.

[@daysjours]

You sold me!! I wanna buy now!!!

[@dentonvisual]

17:37 this rant is bringing tears to my eyes. I got a double dose of this type of parenting - my parents split when i was 3 - i was an only child so i was a part of all their dating, going to bars and restaurants and the state fair, watching sopranos and arliss as a 10 year old - such chaos but i loved every minute of it. 😅

[@cecilyt006]

Fucking Manscaped Ad is the best yet. Put me on the floor. Every Podcast is better than most sets of the best comedians out there.

[@distinguishedcolleague2345]

One of his best episodes

[@Z0mbie432]

The harbinger of the apocalypse, Tim Dillon. Dude you make me so happy about things I want to cry about. Fighting the good fight, chaotic good. The hero we need but don't deserve. Thanks bro, I cried laughing and I'm just in the intro

[@dylanstandingalone]

The Dark Horse of inner city monologues

[@austinlaverdure6348]

Most legendary Manscaped ad in history

[@spaceo8568]

Tim Dillon is the man.

[@GeorgeNoory42069]

Getting my pirate radio transmitters ready to start broadcasting Tim Dillon across the wastes of America

[@caseyjones5145]

Love the pod! Keeep going!

[@anthony8371]

The Wuhan Don Timmy D

[@jewelsbypodcasterganesh]

I love waking up hungover Sunday morning and listening to Tim.

[@captianxanax]

We have reporters asking the POTUS questions about Tiger King in the midst of a global pandemic. We've reached peak surreality.

[@kidsister316]

33:00 the *smirk* i caught that tim, you sly thing you "you're either goin to Syracuse or your goin to see Jesus!"

[@brianhull7401]

You have the amazing ability to hit the most real reality that there is... every time.

[@ldobbs2384]

So you're definitely gonna buy a shift of nurses and doctors lunch today then right??

[@ronaldyodersr]

Thank you Tim & Ben my whole family enjoy the program! We are going to get Manscaped together my friend!!!

[@blakethomas2352]

Listening to this in August is WILD

[@JonLauro]

How the hell can someone just rant for so long and be absolutely so fucking funny? It shouldn't be possible. Yet here is Tim.

[@wyattrussell7496]

god is good, tim is great

[@samveiiiitlkj]

These are the best ad reads on earth

[@justinianDT]

Watching this 3 years later makes me miss Tim Dillon

[@basicfeelings8375]

That conclusion is one of the best rant I've ever heard Thanks Tim Dillon for this amazing content

[@thederp6505]

the ads get better and better xD

[@Ruthlesss86]

Tim is godly

[@cjtrickstar6060]

Best show ever my man! Well done

[@katemccoy7368]

Tim you're the shinning light of hope, thank you for comforting me in this time of choas 🤗

[@jakw97]

Love the show. Stay strong, stay safe, see you on the other side.

[@thePANDEMlC]

The competing of bad news is very spot on, it's like a daily update of competing and various found stories and theories and news.

[@prodmygod]

Tim keep this going man! You have mastered this realm you are the spokesperson for the end times!

[@joacimwarn3808]

Once again a kickass show. Cant stop watching these they are cracking me up xD. Love ya Tim keep bringing it!

[@whiskeylinux]

Hell of an outro! xD

[@scotthoover60]

Dude thanks for the levity.Much needed content.

[@minvikes79]

This is great to listen to in 2024 😂

[@user-xd1xf9rp5p]

Tim Dillon for Congress! 😍

[@michaelnavoichick1356]

Thank you Timmy!! This is what the country needs at a time like this. Finally someone that tells it like it is!

[@AKAB_22]

My favorite corona cast

[@mjm5081]

Thanks for the positive vibes Timmy ❤

[@artrabum]

26:40 😂lmao most epic msg to la ppl who moved there to make it but haven’t figured their shiit out

[@Football__Junkie]

Timmy the Blueberry Timmy, you’re turning violet, Timmy

[@MrDaverizk]

God bless you Tim Dillon. You go girl!

[@MykFroopy88]

Once this blows over I think Tim could make some money as a motivational speaker

[@PhillDC]

Greatest podcast ever, humorous wit and sarcasm on point 👏🏼 🇦🇺

[@scarabella]

32:22 Well now I want to go because it means I'll get to see Tim Dillon LIVE, then go out with a bang 🥳

[@JM-ek3ey]

I’ve watched this like 4 times already. Tim should be more famous when outside isn’t closed anymore.

[@leapyear9460]

Thanks for the video Chief. I appreciate your take on things. Sorry about that Mitsubishi. 👍🏻👍🏻

[@cjtrickstar6060]

Keep the podcasts coming my man!

[@silverbanded4134]

Coming back after 4 years to relive this era ❤

[@frwystr]

me too