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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

Күн бұрын

Tim lets you know that you're all going to jail, discusses some student films he was in as a child he's trying to track down, spins a tale of a horrific hotel experience in West Hollywood, and talks about the Coney Island "Freak Show" experience.
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@TimDillonShow
@TimDillonShow 4 жыл бұрын
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@czourides
@czourides 4 жыл бұрын
CRUSHED it on Rogan yesterday! Great stuff, Mr. Dillon.
@hustler3of4culture3
@hustler3of4culture3 4 жыл бұрын
You're such a Capricorn when it comes to hôtels
@jimgroff6880
@jimgroff6880 4 жыл бұрын
@@czourides he did yes.
@kevcowurrd8447
@kevcowurrd8447 4 жыл бұрын
U Guys Act like LA is the Only Place in California.. there's San Diego, San Clemente, Santa Barbara, OC, So Many Other Places that Don't Have Crackheads lol U Guys Need to Get Out More..
@FBicoolshaman
@FBicoolshaman 4 жыл бұрын
tim can you get Milo on and fight with him
@bquick94
@bquick94 4 жыл бұрын
Tim wants the best for every person he yells at yes or yes
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 4 жыл бұрын
He believes in you
@stanoneill1842
@stanoneill1842 4 жыл бұрын
"Your life would be a lot better if you stopped complaining on Twitter everyday and instead found something you enjoy and did it"
@adhhxgxhhg
@adhhxgxhhg 4 жыл бұрын
He beats me because he loves me!
@DylanAEnglish
@DylanAEnglish 4 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes ?
@MrJimmy1717
@MrJimmy1717 4 жыл бұрын
@@DylanAEnglish found the new fan
@christinechin1909
@christinechin1909 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve come to die. I have all the symptoms and I’ve come to die.”
@mgainer068
@mgainer068 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 best ever
@samirul223
@samirul223 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@campaigner8549
@campaigner8549 4 жыл бұрын
Tim's ad reads are better than Netflix Specials
@TrevorTrove
@TrevorTrove 8 күн бұрын
They're better than his own Netflix special too 😂
@jamespalmieri2452
@jamespalmieri2452 4 жыл бұрын
I love the dystopian tone of Tim’s ad reads.
@Georgiavr-1
@Georgiavr-1 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon over here using his podcast to do Stand up and killing it while other comedians are using thier podcast to complain about not being able to to stand up.
@susie7336
@susie7336 4 жыл бұрын
Astute
@bquick94
@bquick94 4 жыл бұрын
So very true
@narcoskeptic
@narcoskeptic 4 жыл бұрын
Yup but Tim has always kinda.. killed opposed to a lot of comedy podcasts about doing comedy
@curiouscroissant5202
@curiouscroissant5202 4 жыл бұрын
platinum014 well said
@jedimasterson
@jedimasterson 4 жыл бұрын
I'd rather hear about micheal yo
@andthnwat
@andthnwat 4 жыл бұрын
I stayed in a hotel where they stapled a rug over the window. I used promo code Tim
@IntheDeadofDarkness
@IntheDeadofDarkness 4 жыл бұрын
Yours was the best comment ever, yes or yes?
@MagicalMama23
@MagicalMama23 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@lachola1647
@lachola1647 4 жыл бұрын
People that dislike this are hotel employees and Kevin Spacey fans.
@christopherlee5434
@christopherlee5434 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, I am a Kevin Spacey fan and also like this.
@binary
@binary 4 жыл бұрын
He has TDS unfortunately
@binary
@binary 4 жыл бұрын
@Zach Smith he does, he said he'd vote for Michelle Obama, dude is a fraud
@lachola1647
@lachola1647 4 жыл бұрын
A m a r Singg is TDS an acronym for Trump Derangement Syndrome?
@binary
@binary 4 жыл бұрын
@@lachola1647 yup
@mrchippy1709
@mrchippy1709 4 жыл бұрын
Found you on Rogan, honestly you've cracked me up more than all other present comics combined in months! Much love big man.
@benmcclure6563
@benmcclure6563 4 жыл бұрын
Right? Tim is levels above other comedians. He’s Joey Diaz 2.0. Power house.
@rodsavage8275
@rodsavage8275 4 жыл бұрын
Him and Mark normand are the funniest comics rn
@hurrifanc.3434
@hurrifanc.3434 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome...to the Darkside!
@hurrifanc.3434
@hurrifanc.3434 4 жыл бұрын
@@rodsavage8275 Andrew Schulz and Tim.. Mark is slightly behind but he's good
@jokeroganexperience4018
@jokeroganexperience4018 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon Vs Joey Diaz kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYKxYppnrtl3b5o
@dogzer
@dogzer 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogano: Timmy let’s try to end this on a happy note Timmy: *we are going to war with CHINA*
@Cbutton
@Cbutton 4 жыл бұрын
It's what we need not what he wants
@traviswoods7849
@traviswoods7849 4 жыл бұрын
Lol IKR!
@jokeroganexperience4018
@jokeroganexperience4018 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon Vs Joey Diaz kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYKxYppnrtl3b5o
@christianmaas8934
@christianmaas8934 3 жыл бұрын
@Dylan L yeah, but you need at least a fake reason to go to war, so your posturing about China is worth about 50 cents as well: Bravado What do you expect them to say? "no we cant beat the Americans and Indians" ???
@breddythewinner
@breddythewinner 4 жыл бұрын
Dear Tim, Please continue to put out these fire pods whenever you can. This shit is keeping me alive in prison. You crack me up and keep me from depression. -G_Maxwell
@christinechin1909
@christinechin1909 4 жыл бұрын
BARG - 👍
@rodsavage8275
@rodsavage8275 4 жыл бұрын
They have internet in prison?
@christinechin1909
@christinechin1909 4 жыл бұрын
BARG - Jees, I’m so slow 🐌, I only just got the G_Maxwell ref. 😯
@breddythewinner
@breddythewinner 4 жыл бұрын
Rodrigo Deleon i have photos of the prison warden in a dress from St. Mary’s island so he lets me log on through his phone
@jonnyxcontra
@jonnyxcontra 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh man this choked me up.
@ronaldyodersr
@ronaldyodersr 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Zuckerberg uses ExpressVPN to watch Ozark in perfect Mandarin.
@nearlyhomeless653
@nearlyhomeless653 4 жыл бұрын
Zuckerberg has an elevator to china from his office dummy
@Hallahanify
@Hallahanify 4 жыл бұрын
Joe's fixation with Zuck speaking mandarin is pretty odd
@yuxinduan4488
@yuxinduan4488 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Zuckerberg doesn' really speak mandarin really
@Hallahanify
@Hallahanify 4 жыл бұрын
@@yuxinduan4488 he speaks "perfect mandarin" according to joe 🤣
@christinechin1909
@christinechin1909 4 жыл бұрын
Ronald Yoder Sr. Entertainment - ha! 😆 👍
@benavila5996
@benavila5996 4 жыл бұрын
when you said “i’ve come to die” it ruined my workout cause i couldn’t stop laughing
@Grizzleface
@Grizzleface 4 жыл бұрын
Ben trying to contain his laughter is so funny.
@jotun9988
@jotun9988 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Whats the price of a Tim Dillon show? Tim Dillon: Like $20 dollars.
@Peranine
@Peranine 4 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city.
@ShepherdTeam6
@ShepherdTeam6 4 жыл бұрын
If i have to risk Covid in Long Island of all places (where i live close) you're damn right those prices sound right
@MrMichaelcw
@MrMichaelcw 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is the only person who can actually make me enjoy listening to the sponsorships. The Hawthorne read was hilarious, funnier than any other podcast’s actual show content. It’s refreshing to not have to skip forward through each sponsorship segment because he keeps me entertained.
@stephannsmith
@stephannsmith 4 жыл бұрын
Agree.
@RT-tj1nn
@RT-tj1nn 4 жыл бұрын
agreed. he 100% makes me want to buy all the shit. it’s a BDSM style wait to do ad reads and we all love it 😂
@CP-215
@CP-215 4 жыл бұрын
Bluechew ad killed me 😂🤣
@wjkrug
@wjkrug 4 жыл бұрын
He does it well. Like Burr
@narcoskeptic
@narcoskeptic 4 жыл бұрын
i sometimes skip the audio just to come back and see them here lol
@Browithswag10
@Browithswag10 4 жыл бұрын
The GREATEST JRE GUEST back with another episode
@dankestranch8738
@dankestranch8738 4 жыл бұрын
Chill fruit
@Buelr
@Buelr 4 жыл бұрын
*Discovers Tim on JRE*
@nicholasmaniccia1005
@nicholasmaniccia1005 4 жыл бұрын
@Django Fett that's beyond subjective, Ben Goerztel was mind blowing and he was on JRE less than 2 years ago. And he had that investigative journalist that wrote a book about acid and Charlie Manson. You just want to be miserable dog.
@spacebagels_5217
@spacebagels_5217 4 жыл бұрын
Back at home too. Away from the bottom feeders.
@ioncozma9516
@ioncozma9516 4 жыл бұрын
sorry, but no one tops Alex Jones
@cabin_fever
@cabin_fever 4 жыл бұрын
the last 20 minutes should be a separate episode called, "tim dillon doesn't give a shit anymore"
@imasavage5612
@imasavage5612 4 жыл бұрын
he never gave a shit .
@harleybqrazy
@harleybqrazy 4 жыл бұрын
He specifically states that he does care.
@CurtisJBergerJr
@CurtisJBergerJr 4 жыл бұрын
Tim “The homeless are weak” Dillon
@liamwilkins1332
@liamwilkins1332 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahhahaha holy shit
@Zgembo121
@Zgembo121 3 жыл бұрын
Truuuuuu
@Nonchalant321
@Nonchalant321 4 жыл бұрын
I was literally driving listening to this podcast and almost crashed the car 3 times because I was hysterically laughing. That blue chew song was incredible.
@Gaggerlotion
@Gaggerlotion 2 жыл бұрын
Literally driving …as opposed to just driving
@show_me_your_kitties
@show_me_your_kitties Жыл бұрын
Shut. Up.
@CramJohnson88
@CramJohnson88 4 жыл бұрын
I stole his “yes or yes” line in an argument with my wife over the weekend. Didn’t go over well.
@usernotfound904
@usernotfound904 4 жыл бұрын
Was the fight over the fact your username is Muff Slammer yet you’re a married man?
@CramJohnson88
@CramJohnson88 4 жыл бұрын
DANNO yeah, it sure was man. It was about a user name I’ve had since I was 16.
@laurab972
@laurab972 Жыл бұрын
@@CramJohnson88 I like your thought provoking username. I like that you were a normal teenager once. Also I thought it was hilarious that you tried yes or yes on your wife.That’s what I came here for.Then I see this User not found bullying you over your name. They are lame.You are still as cool as you were in high school.😂😂
@show_me_your_kitties
@show_me_your_kitties Жыл бұрын
Ew
@sirg-had8821
@sirg-had8821 4 ай бұрын
It's a real knife fight.
@chrisom4699
@chrisom4699 4 жыл бұрын
"Solutions are not the answer" Tim Dillon 2020
@susie7336
@susie7336 4 жыл бұрын
15 minutes in - cryin’ laughing the entire time! This man is a national treasure.
@Hallahanify
@Hallahanify 4 жыл бұрын
What part of the boot are you from hun
@stoneyowl6164
@stoneyowl6164 4 жыл бұрын
Powerful hun....... lol 😂 creeper
@susie7336
@susie7336 4 жыл бұрын
Scott Nicholas it’s the best when you laugh so hard you can’t breathe.
@susie7336
@susie7336 4 жыл бұрын
Powerful it’s a way off exotic place called San Diego by way of Brooklyn, dear.
@hurrifanc.3434
@hurrifanc.3434 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit a hot girl who listens to Tim!? Is she straight that's the question!..?
@seano1334
@seano1334 4 жыл бұрын
Tim’s all Sold Out on Long Island. I heard “It’s a real knife fight”.
@mikelong3460
@mikelong3460 4 жыл бұрын
🏆
@cb7788
@cb7788 4 жыл бұрын
“People who stay at the Marriott don’t even know what a Bistro is”
@jamesreedmusic4224
@jamesreedmusic4224 4 жыл бұрын
They only want funyuns and oxyconton
@sariceholley
@sariceholley 4 жыл бұрын
My name is Shakita-hita-Megan-the-Stallion Kwana-quiqui-kweka Boomboom and I am offended!!!!!!
@Hallahanify
@Hallahanify 4 жыл бұрын
This is funnier than any standup I've ever seen
@TheBurnside1
@TheBurnside1 4 жыл бұрын
Stand up sucks thats why
@Hallahanify
@Hallahanify 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheBurnside1 yep
@matthewparker7672
@matthewparker7672 4 жыл бұрын
TheBurnside1 he does standup though....
@neilcampbell8499
@neilcampbell8499 4 жыл бұрын
Tims ads are funnier than a lot of others acts
@CH-ml4rz
@CH-ml4rz 4 жыл бұрын
Iquit Life relevant how?
@DolphLongedgreens
@DolphLongedgreens 4 жыл бұрын
If there is any justice in this world, Netflix will give Tim Dillon a show where he can arrest Sarah Cooper as a racist cop.
@jsp7218
@jsp7218 4 жыл бұрын
Netflix will never give a funny comedian a special
@DH-ij9pe
@DH-ij9pe 4 жыл бұрын
Or can finally put Jenny Slate in jail!
@benmcclure6563
@benmcclure6563 4 жыл бұрын
Ft Jenny Slate
@benjels2421
@benjels2421 4 жыл бұрын
I don't care, I am dressing up as the Twin Towers for Halloween.
@ShoRyuBarbie
@ShoRyuBarbie 4 жыл бұрын
I've done that, with my girlfriend at the time. It wasn't for Halloween though, but for a "not politically correct" party. We wore plaid shirts that we'd sewn pieces of this really fluffy orange pillow to to simulate fire. We'd also attached some little action figures and airplanes to dangle around us.
@gangsta19x
@gangsta19x 4 жыл бұрын
Can I be tower 1 and you tower 2? Yes or yes?
@glyn5385
@glyn5385 4 жыл бұрын
@@gangsta19x tim will be building 7 as he goes down easy
@dwightwest2885
@dwightwest2885 4 жыл бұрын
Tim is self conscious about Joe Rogan's comment about his collared polos..lol...rocking that regular T hitter tonight! We love ya Tim!
@Shlogger
@Shlogger 4 жыл бұрын
he does like them ..lol..had to change it up..
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 4 жыл бұрын
When Saint Rogie speaks, Tim listens
@SUPERMOTOJAK
@SUPERMOTOJAK 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sprite_525 Gross
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 4 жыл бұрын
SUPERMOTOJAK - oof. Yikes.
@Blue.Eyed.Devil.
@Blue.Eyed.Devil. 4 жыл бұрын
i love the consistency, he's like Zuckerberg
@Name-zd2nb
@Name-zd2nb 4 жыл бұрын
God job on rogan Tim. Looking forward to your podcast gaining more traction. Literally only watched rogan cuz you was on guy.
@accuser_of_the_brethren7816
@accuser_of_the_brethren7816 4 жыл бұрын
Same. Compared to his first time on JRE and now his 3rd, he's gotten so much better and more relaxed. I really liked his episode, they were riffing great together
@Name-zd2nb
@Name-zd2nb 4 жыл бұрын
Brian Young hell yea man best podcaster in LA. yes or yes?
@accuser_of_the_brethren7816
@accuser_of_the_brethren7816 4 жыл бұрын
@@Name-zd2nb ummm YES! 😎
@InvisibleKaioderms
@InvisibleKaioderms 4 жыл бұрын
It's good to know that Tim is bringing more viewers (like you) to Joe's podcast. I always respect when the Big Dogs try to help out the young upstarts. I just wish Joe was a little more appreciative. The fact that he has yet to publicly pay respects to Tim may simply be a result of jealousy.
@kathykelly5930
@kathykelly5930 4 жыл бұрын
That was Tim's podcast, he was just nice enough to let it be in Joe's studio. Not even posting it on his own channel, what a sweetheart.
@mattnoyes6513
@mattnoyes6513 2 жыл бұрын
that Hawthorne ad was fucking ace. "When you look in the mirror, do you A: wish you were a different person, or B: want to die?"
@mdevidograndpacificlumbera1539
@mdevidograndpacificlumbera1539 4 жыл бұрын
Tim you ROCKED on JRE. You guys had us ROLLIN. My wife and i listen to every show, and love the fact that you talk shit on everyone, and don't take sides. It takes intelligence to see the Bullshit in all, and you do it well, AND hilariously. In fact, I can't think of anyone out there who does it as good as you. thanks for all the effort you put into these podcasts man, we love ya man!
@funkdonk
@funkdonk 4 жыл бұрын
Tim’s comedy is as close to Patrice Oneal’s as we ever gonna get, ever again.
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 4 жыл бұрын
He refuses to compromise. Patrice would be proud of this guy. My opinion.
@knightrider693
@knightrider693 4 жыл бұрын
I like Tim more, his sass and take on things makes my day
@bh-gp2lk
@bh-gp2lk 4 жыл бұрын
MXD ! you so right
@srijanagrawal255
@srijanagrawal255 4 жыл бұрын
I can see it but i just feel like patrice was more gangster than tim
@tdflynn8
@tdflynn8 4 жыл бұрын
@MXD ! do you think anyone is filling that space that Patrice occupied currently? I'm looking for comedians like Patrice.
@yungbrownbarbie
@yungbrownbarbie 4 жыл бұрын
Tame Impala Harris is the greatest thing I’ve heard in a while
@jonathangerrard8627
@jonathangerrard8627 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is living proof that comedy will never bow down to "woke ideology" . Nothing is above humour.
@slideslick7616
@slideslick7616 4 жыл бұрын
I know it probably sounds corny but thank you to Tim and Ben. Y’all have no idea how this show is helping with my depression. You guys are doing God’s work.
@frostychickenprods
@frostychickenprods 4 жыл бұрын
Funyons and OxyContin Needs to be the name of his next special
@rhelferstay
@rhelferstay 4 жыл бұрын
That's the name of the two things I consume in excess on weekends.
@menwithven8114
@menwithven8114 4 жыл бұрын
I managed the front desk of a full service Holiday Inn for like 8 years. Tim is spot on across the board! About 15 years ago hotels decided that the best guest services was to have a "floating" employee (usually a front desk manager) and your job is to literally just kind of hang out. I was flown to Atlanta and took 40 hours of classes to be the "guest experience champion" and every Holiday Inn was required to have one. My job was to pretty much act casual to keep guests chill. Btw Tim the reason they want a card for incidentals has nothing to do with room charges. It's just the nice way to say we dont trust you won't steal the television.
@Adadglgmut78230
@Adadglgmut78230 4 жыл бұрын
"Give Tame Impala Harris the keys to the jail"
@indoorgangster
@indoorgangster 4 жыл бұрын
and just let it happen..
@MrTaffiny1
@MrTaffiny1 4 жыл бұрын
NO
@mickandcharli9942
@mickandcharli9942 4 жыл бұрын
Dude you were great on jre I’ve watched your last one twice already “grill a burger, it’s over !” One of the greatest callls everrr!!!.. KILLED IT !
@Vmh1717
@Vmh1717 4 жыл бұрын
He’s even better on his own show. Literally the funniest comedian going right now. Ironically like a lot of these guys his podcasts are better than his stand ups though. Maybe it’s just me but that’s what I see. Ironically im one of the seemingly few on the internet who thinks Rogans stand up is good. But he’s not really trying to be funny on his podcast. Tim Dillon is just a genuinely hilarious guy. If your into dry witty quick witted north East style humor
@nonofyourbusiness7631
@nonofyourbusiness7631 4 жыл бұрын
Tims a politicalcompassmemes follower on reddit confirmed
@Vmh1717
@Vmh1717 4 жыл бұрын
36 Freeze I do. I think he gets a lot of hate. He’s not Dave chapelle but he’s funny
@CorneliusGL
@CorneliusGL 4 жыл бұрын
I just laughed for 21 minute straight. Jesus Christ my face hurts
@abelgonzales3695
@abelgonzales3695 4 жыл бұрын
You should try laughing without smiling. It's creepy as sh*t, but keeps you from having sore face muscles and premature wrinkles.
@l.ronhubbard5445
@l.ronhubbard5445 4 жыл бұрын
@@abelgonzales3695 dude...i hope that comment isn't representative of what's happening in your head
@l.ronhubbard5445
@l.ronhubbard5445 4 жыл бұрын
@John Denver hey, it's a joke, not a dick! Don't take it so hard
@l.ronhubbard5445
@l.ronhubbard5445 4 жыл бұрын
@John Denver that's Dr. Spaceman to you
@andrewhayes5130
@andrewhayes5130 4 жыл бұрын
The Keto Kid doesn't miss.
@MaTTheWish
@MaTTheWish 4 жыл бұрын
The Funniest solo podcast I've ever heard. It was similar and experience to a full stand-up special. I was just laughing non-stop even through the sponsors. Crushed.
@christinechin1909
@christinechin1909 4 жыл бұрын
Matt - 👍
@larmufc1
@larmufc1 4 жыл бұрын
What's on Chinese netflix? House of cards but Kevin spacey is played by a bat.
@skdewolf7606
@skdewolf7606 4 жыл бұрын
I think that’s the original script
@aciekammerer4920
@aciekammerer4920 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best show ever on any source of entertainment everything
@IkeOg
@IkeOg 4 жыл бұрын
Tim dillon is a God amongst men.
@abelgonzales3695
@abelgonzales3695 4 жыл бұрын
Gay men...who fancy bears.
@TheNumberTwelve
@TheNumberTwelve 4 жыл бұрын
“This Slim Fast tastes like the 80’s” Tim Dillon
@billyregalado
@billyregalado 4 жыл бұрын
"Tim Dillon is what happens when Alex Jones drinks the same water that turned the freaking frogs gay" ... I read that awhile ago and still fucking has me laughing. I love Tim, he's great!
@mrspanky369
@mrspanky369 4 жыл бұрын
polo shirt with no collar this is revolutionary!!!
@warlordy
@warlordy 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a hotel receptionist from Greece and I demand a clip of Tim's hotel rant so that I can show it to my collegues
@scumbag8755
@scumbag8755 4 жыл бұрын
Just came home and sat down with a drink. Perfect timing. Thanks boys.
@nutsbutdum
@nutsbutdum 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is really rising up to the challenge of this pandemic by keeping us all jolly!!
@wolfman8449
@wolfman8449 4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy how the gay dude that looks like Chris Farley's sister is the most alpha in the room at any given time and the heavyweight ex mma fighter is always the gayest in the room at any given time. Just how comedy should be
@johngoldsworthy7135
@johngoldsworthy7135 4 жыл бұрын
No it’s real life. It’s called compensating
@nicholasmaniccia1005
@nicholasmaniccia1005 4 жыл бұрын
@@johngoldsworthy7135 I don't think life has lifetime movie morals, but whatever you say to help you with your womanly frame.
@PLsexpicklePL
@PLsexpicklePL 3 жыл бұрын
Brendan Schaub is a power bottom
@kRonicss
@kRonicss 4 жыл бұрын
Not even a minute in an Ben is hitting his nic stick 🤣 good ol Ben
@MainDrainStudios
@MainDrainStudios 4 жыл бұрын
hitting it during the literal first second of the vid :)
@adamvegeta3809
@adamvegeta3809 4 жыл бұрын
Ben vapes, Delia rapes 🤪
@travishunt4927
@travishunt4927 4 жыл бұрын
that is likely THC, duh. also he is so cute
@Thrashman138
@Thrashman138 4 жыл бұрын
That Blue Chew ad is the funniest ad I've ever heard. Good God this man is a comedic genius.
@totallylost7683
@totallylost7683 4 жыл бұрын
tim is a being of chaos. i love it so much
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 4 жыл бұрын
We need a ‘yes or yes’ shirt
@andrewwoodward8563
@andrewwoodward8563 4 жыл бұрын
"One of my best friends is jewish" "That is true!" "Who?" Lmfao
@jamarharrison2296
@jamarharrison2296 4 жыл бұрын
“...I have constant strokes and Covid toes”
@HungGarEarthBender
@HungGarEarthBender 4 жыл бұрын
Wait? He has a ton of hotel cards in his wallet?? Hasn’t he heard of the ridge wallet? Someone should tell him about it. It’s the official wallet of “Little St. James.”
@RandomVideos-lt9to
@RandomVideos-lt9to 4 жыл бұрын
"I do late check out wether you give it to me or not."
@scousegeeks
@scousegeeks 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂 Tims speaking about the arguments I have with myself in my head, just in case they actually happen in real life 😂😂
@benignassassin
@benignassassin 4 жыл бұрын
LOVED SEEING YOU ON JRE💚💚💚
@miathermopolis3021
@miathermopolis3021 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is the sexiest man alive, yes or yes
@j0s1v
@j0s1v 4 жыл бұрын
I look forward to the podcast every week. Always laughing my ass off.
@ElvisChrist
@ElvisChrist 4 жыл бұрын
"its a great product, if you use it religiously!" LOL
@atotalidiot
@atotalidiot 3 жыл бұрын
This is the one where I discovered the magic of the podcast after a rogan episode
@br41nb0x7
@br41nb0x7 4 жыл бұрын
I even enjoyed the adverts. 😂 "When looking in the mirror do you (a) wish you were a different person, or (b) want to die?"
@Logicalpsycho2323
@Logicalpsycho2323 4 жыл бұрын
LONG LIVE TIM DILLON!!!!
@kathykelly5930
@kathykelly5930 4 жыл бұрын
are you implying there is a possibility he won't, explain yourself
@SadieGirl216
@SadieGirl216 4 жыл бұрын
I love spending my Sunday with these guys. It’s one of my favorite parts of the weekend
@gb234
@gb234 4 жыл бұрын
great stuff as always tim, thank you for your dedication and hard work.
@squiliumfancyson1957
@squiliumfancyson1957 4 жыл бұрын
Tim has old white lady that's always holding a cigarette energy, and I love it
@anasty_arisaka754
@anasty_arisaka754 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated AF comment 👍🏽
@christinechin1909
@christinechin1909 4 жыл бұрын
Squilium Fancyson - 🚬
@patdunphy5639
@patdunphy5639 4 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest up and coming comedians right now. Tim is the comedian we need right now in these crazy times! Love the show!
@krrosenb
@krrosenb 3 жыл бұрын
Heard Tim on Joe Rogan, hilarious, loved it, super entertaining. Searched out more material, and so happy I did. The first 20 minutes of this episode, probably my all time favorite, and I've sent it to multiple friends, and admittedly, when I'm having a crap day, I will just listen to this. Lifts my spirits every time. "GET TO YOUR STATION SO I CAN DING THE THING, FOR CHRIST!!' HAHA
@deanconstan481
@deanconstan481 4 жыл бұрын
Bro, how are you this funny? Literally cracking up for an hour straight.
@Keanucreams
@Keanucreams 4 жыл бұрын
Did Ben lose his job at Petsmart due to covid?
@kathykelly5930
@kathykelly5930 4 жыл бұрын
the upside of being a pet store employee into beastiality, just get covid and that's the only possible reason for anything, not just the deaths.
@sauceguy19
@sauceguy19 4 жыл бұрын
no. he lost it for diddling a parakeet
@kathykelly5930
@kathykelly5930 4 жыл бұрын
@@sauceguy19 Ben's claims he was just scrubbing the bird. Petsmart's side is that they have a no bird washing policy.
@matthewsnyder674
@matthewsnyder674 4 жыл бұрын
Good on Tim to pick the Green Goblin color combo for his SlimFast cups
@4nnunaki
@4nnunaki 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is on fire this podcast needs to be bigger. I enjoyed this soooo much.
@taylormurie5257
@taylormurie5257 4 жыл бұрын
Always the best ad reads!
@christophernoia5197
@christophernoia5197 4 жыл бұрын
The only podcast that I don’t skip the product placement...
@CH-ml4rz
@CH-ml4rz 4 жыл бұрын
I always smh when ppl say Tigerbelly and the like has funny ads....
@christophernoia5197
@christophernoia5197 4 жыл бұрын
@@CH-ml4rz agreed.
@emoryolsoff96
@emoryolsoff96 4 жыл бұрын
I havent cried laughing in a long time, thank you. Subscribed!!!
@wreedshupeii2997
@wreedshupeii2997 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is my Covid lockdown MVP. Found a lot of good podcasts, but this man cant lie
@goudyfivecoats3789
@goudyfivecoats3789 4 жыл бұрын
I am dying! Love his manager too, he tries not to laugh but he can't help it! My face hurts from laughing.
@gregdavory
@gregdavory 4 жыл бұрын
"At that point I considered mashing his face with my hand and putting him up against the wall and try to start chocking him" -a light episode
@yourneighborhoodxenos
@yourneighborhoodxenos 4 жыл бұрын
Best part of Saturday night, this show
@jealouslosers1471
@jealouslosers1471 4 жыл бұрын
Sad but true
@jealouslosers1471
@jealouslosers1471 4 жыл бұрын
Do you skate???
@skdewolf7606
@skdewolf7606 4 жыл бұрын
Jealous Losers Tim pool does
@yourneighborhoodxenos
@yourneighborhoodxenos 4 жыл бұрын
@@jealouslosers1471 lmao yeah, I do, have you seen another comment of mine about it? I'm not like stellar or anything, but I know a bit and am getting better. You?
@yourneighborhoodxenos
@yourneighborhoodxenos 4 жыл бұрын
@@skdewolf7606 Timcast/Tim Pool is for the weeknights! Saturday is for Tim Dillon!
@mukesh_bombay
@mukesh_bombay 3 жыл бұрын
I was listening to some early Delia podcasts and he really is truly hilarious. Thank you Tim for having a small enough platform to be able to talk about him
@themadpolymath3430
@themadpolymath3430 4 жыл бұрын
This podcast has been keeping me and my wife entertained as we drive across country, thanks man!
@tamhas
@tamhas 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Tim! You remind to pull my head up and dance in the ashes of this failed world
@user-on2ys9jr6t
@user-on2ys9jr6t 4 жыл бұрын
Timmys aunt has a damn good recipe for peach cobbler
@mikaelhonzell2551
@mikaelhonzell2551 4 жыл бұрын
That Blue Chew ad read though 😂
@guy8029
@guy8029 4 жыл бұрын
Love my Sunday morning being brought to me by The Tim Dillon Show
@ElliottTimpf
@ElliottTimpf 4 жыл бұрын
Kabbalah Harris
@mattlock9286
@mattlock9286 4 жыл бұрын
hahah
@Tomdawg89
@Tomdawg89 4 жыл бұрын
Someone get this kid a Polo Ralph Lauren sponsorship.
@aaronlong8199
@aaronlong8199 4 жыл бұрын
“Doing a backstroke in unleaded” is such a golden one liner.
@v.a.3058
@v.a.3058 4 жыл бұрын
thanks Joe Rogan for introducing me to Tim, love this guy!
@ibzzy1152
@ibzzy1152 4 жыл бұрын
the only podcast which has successfully convinced me to purchase promoted products. YES OR YES
@johnalvarez3604
@johnalvarez3604 4 жыл бұрын
this is a top five podcast right now, yes or yes?
@christinechin1909
@christinechin1909 4 жыл бұрын
John Alvarez - Yes.
@dowlrod66
@dowlrod66 4 жыл бұрын
Tims turning into bender slowly
@Erdos2m
@Erdos2m 4 жыл бұрын
His producer has to be the most focused individual to not laugh out loud all the time
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