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[@TimDillonShow]

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[@Jbgro]

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[@Jbgro]

Be sure to watch that

[@wolfyeverywhere]

What happen to magic spoon :)

[@thelifeaquatica]

Where can we find the big booth episode?

[@liquidevidence4482]

I bought a ridge wallet and now one of my parents respect me. Thanks Tim!!!

[@joachimlubbe5399]

This guy....got better bits than most comics and he's just riffing....

[@knightrider693]

100% his shit's getting me thru this quarantine. I watched all em twice now lol

[@ragnarlsonIII]

@@knightrider693 fer shurr, b.

[@DavidWayneComedy]

He's that good at stand up it comes off as riffing, but trust me, these thoughts haunt him in his sleep, and he needs to tell/yell at strangers about them.

[@couchman-sw6jy]

David Wayne Hes one of the few standups that have a podcast and have actually funny stand up comedy too.

[@JesusHComedy]

First Podcast comedian that is funnier in podcasts than in Standup

[@davidchop6764]

Literally can’t get enough of this dude how isn’t he the biggest comic in the world.

[@amiracleone2803]

Because life sucks and is full of sellouts. Art imitates life so Art Sucks and is full of sellouts. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.

[@nurpiet]

Because most people don't have any common sense or taste in their body

[@thedogs3467]

Well because this isn’t stand up comedy. This is podcasting. He’s new special wasn’t even good enough to release in whole. They are just doing clips. He’s the goat comic podcaster. But stand up is a different game

[@amiracleone2803]

@@lisamari941 yeah you know that?

[@denhamjeanz8038]

He's one of the biggest...in terms of circumference

[@paulyskudder8071]

Much like Rudolph, Tim's red nose will lead us through the fog of this virus.

[@puddintaine4556]

Praise God.

[@Stbuster31]

scamdemic*

[@alexl.4362]

Amen.

[@D34D22]

@@Stbuster31 Penis*

[@BlazRa]

@@D34D22 vagina*

[@TheCrippledDonkey]

"Politics is just sports for people that are older"

[@achumarevolution]

"Politics is show biz for ugly people"

[@karljonson3287]

For people who don't like any sport also.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@karljonson3287 you're just an old soul brohiem

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@karljonson3287 also. You do like a sport. There is no way that none of them enter into the category of "I like this"

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@achumarevolution Shemp Howard of Three Stooges fame had a manager/publicist whom created a "Shemp=ugliest man in Hollywood" as a way to get better reputation. True story

[@coach3155]

"I thought being a domestic abuser was a fixed personality" tim with the hitters as usual

[@pt2hays]

TIM DILLON- Most People are Animals.. EVERYONE- NODS IN Agreement.

[@troyr1210]

You're an animal

[@peypey7365]

@@troyr1210 No you.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

We literally are all animals we think that just because we're kind of smart and we have hands were no longer animals No we're still animals

[@HangedMunchkinTruther]

E

[@ironmountain7907]

Tim, you are the light at the end of the tunnel for me, your dark humor is awe-inspiring. So glad I discovered you off the JRE podcast lols!

[@damienmarshall7247]

I thought tonight was a bust... until i got this alert... thanks Mr. Dillon.

[@DeShawnaldTrump]

You mean Dr. Dillon. He’s a virologist

[@skinnypat_]

Tim dillion will go down in HISTORY!

[@damienmarshall7247]

@@skinnypat_ As the worlds most entertaining immunologist.

[@damienmarshall7247]

@Django Fett yes... yes, it was. 🥜

[@NycDelivers]

@Bill Rodgers weeeed maannn

[@skinnypat_]

Who ever disliked this video was the guy with corona ordering a poki bowl

[@keanurodriguez9232]

Skinny P all 65 of dem order poke bowls from door dash

[@blakethomas2352]

Earlier tonight Soder said Tim is like a union boss that gained too much power and I can’t stop thinking about how that is a perfect description

[@giddyserious7489]

Lol..Where did he say that?

[@fuckyoutube2326]

I love when they were getting ice cream and Dan was helping Tim with sprinkles, and Tim told him to be careful. “Oh I know, to you these are like diamonds.” -Dan Soder on Tim Dillon and sprinkles lmao

[@jackryan239]

Im so glad you did the "Hero" rant!!!

[@paulcarmi8130]

I work at a gas station and people thank me for it now... Feels fake... Because it is

[@StangsFoLife]

The Homeless Guy Graduation Speech Rant should be put in a time capsule

[@nonofyourbusiness7631]

Sounds like a hilarious skit. Tim needs his own cartoon haha

[@CameronForbes]

Starts at 54:51

[@DylanCure]

@@CameronForbes thank you

[@FloridaManRevolt]

Here comes Tim Dillon with the facts.

[@joeblow1006]

When I think facts. I think Tim Dillon

[@shoegazer5451]

Does he have sources though?!

[@user-tu2dr3ny6x]

HE HAS THE DOCUMENTS

[@benmeadors6799]

He's a board certified epidemiologist

[@ajc4132]

This man is the example of the thin line between a genius and a madman ... and I want more of him RIGHT freekin NOW

[@mihailo4897]

Im not even from America, and this dude is killing it

[@RichardRatner.1972]

Agreed! I'm from the U.K & I'm recently a big fan, stay safe kind regards Richard

[@toms3142]

The real midnight gospel

[@coluccifresh]

Do not even mention such low comics in the presents of our excellency

[@DeShawnaldTrump]

Tim looks like he could be the commercial spokesperson for Ford Motor Company.

[@ITJustMeKG]

Oldsmobile...

[@absentstars474]

Mobility scooters

[@buddymoore6504]

If that spokesman was selling the all new ford Festiva

[@jmtas4]

Or a bottle of Brendan Schowb's Big Brown Whiskey

[@brencelt]

@@jmtas4 or his CBD goop,or black rifle bullshit coffee he doesn't drink

[@djsnider]

The Tim Dillon Show is straight up exactly how podcasts should be! His stream of consciousness is so perfect, and hilarious. I always want more! Thanks Mr. Dillon!

[@bobbybush1750]

I wouldn't exactly call it straight

[@BrooklynTalent]

I love when Tim butchers words and makes them better @15:11 “Neandrathal”

[@DrewBelt]

Someone call Rogan in to fact check everything said on this podcast.

[@narcoskeptic]

He'll just start crying about how great a guy Bill Gates is

[@vimenyavsezaebali]

🤣

[@kingheart9555]

This aged well after watching Alex Jones interview Rogan on “b a n n e d (dot) v i d e o. Sorry had to type the site name like that or commie tube would shadow ban the comment. It’s a really good show too. It was hilarious and they got high as a kite and drank a whole bottle of whiskey. Joe was in rare form, but at one point he literally defended bill gates

[@matthewsnyder674]

Been thinking a lot, of late, about that speech the Joker gives a hospitalized Harvey in Dark Knight. That people are only as good as the world allows them to be. Kind of like Josh Homme realizing "No One Knows" before he hit 30, I'm simultaneously awe-struck, and a little wary, of people who possess that level of insight.

[@regularnormal]

'The indispensable role of tv in the fabric of people's lives' is maybe the most horrific phrase i've heard

[@savagetruthercritic8646]

Omfg this CANNOT be overstated! It's fvck1ng SACCHARIN!

[@mjc8556]

"You are a pre-existing condition" is this generation's "You are traffic"

[@raghul2k]

What I really really like about Tim's podcast is the sidekick guy. I watch him laugh and I replay what Tim says. He gives his laugh out only when tim says something deservingly funny. And that's the best part of the podcast. Keep it going man!

[@kimariseverly6065]

Tim Dillon needs to be protected at all costs. It’s rare when someone pops into existence and is THIS funny. He’s a natural belly-turner 🤣😂 I can’t breathe from laughing so damn much.

[@amiracleone2803]

Yeah protect him from milkshakes and big macs before he kills himself.

[@D34D22]

@@amiracleone2803 😂😂😂bruh

[@earthling6430]

"We have people in Burkas and gay icons on the wall." - Tim Dillon 2020

[@Krash845]

Earthling that's a restaurant I would eat at

[@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka]

Someday I'm going to be rich enough to go on human hunting safaris with Bill Gates & Mark Zuckerberg

[@devantepoe2684]

Levels to this shit

[@amiracleone2803]

That's the dream lol.

[@narcoskeptic]

Tims nose is redpilling us instead of him

[@kennymcfadyen5095]

We need 2 podcasts a week Tim

[@lewa9575]

Patreon

[@yegorzakharov8514]

@@lewa9575 then make it three 😂

[@marcusdonahue7124]

In this economy? Why don't we just buy the NFT, and then we'll see about extra episodes in the next quarter.

[@CGJ703]

Has Tim ever talked about how he got sober? His style seems to comfort me so maybe his advice about sobriety could help

[@andrewlaco1776]

You're just one phone call away from getting right brother.

[@jwolff1991]

He's definitely talked about sobriety, rehab, and his experiences on either side of those two things. Just from memory, check out the episodes "The Florida Project" and "Brownie Boat." They're both on youtube

[@CGJ703]

Thanks guys

[@WitzyZed]

Prof C His 1st episode on the Honeydew (audio only) talked about it, too. He was on a jury for a murder trial & that’s where he turned it around.

[@jerry-gees]

just drink coffee

[@crisnoria3757]

Tim Dillon....you have become top 10 in my books in less than a week. A damn killer.

[@johnlongoria8091]

Some people call me a "Hero" I'll prefer to say "essential"

[@Stbuster31]

I prefer to say people who were given gag orders

[@btnhfool]

55:23 the greatest rant ive heard in days

[@rickkroening5282]

Been waiting all day!!

[@liampipe7712]

Cheesecake line just killed me!!

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

Tim 🔥

[@III-vg4dp]

Best part of the week let alone weekend. The real truth and reason, which is naturally combined with the real and best comedy. He doesn't have to pander to others here unlike other collaborations.

[@kappasmurf1084]

Well it's official: This is the best podcast out right now.

[@scottp.548]

Tim, you're not the comedian we want, but you're one we deserve.

[@CameronForbes]

Thanks for that commencement speech Tim, just graduated, glad I got to hear the truth

[@natpolkabunny]

Dude this is the only podcast where I laugh out loud more times than I can count

[@tekClown]

Thank you Doctor Dillon for your service.

[@JennaTills902]

I woke people up laughing at that sign off. Thanks Tim.

[@magourn]

Tim Dillon is one of my favorite comic!

[@jacoblindsay5460]

Tim is the best when he’s alone with Ben!!!!!

[@nolansyers]

That was the best/only commencement speech I've ever heard. I'm ready for the world now.

[@therealwilfreddierkes9980]

Oh Sheila…

[@mikkeloverballe103]

Thank you for keep on keeping on Tim! Big fan from Denmark!

[@anon667]

Tim easily has one of the most entertaining and funny podcasts in the world, keep it up man. Legend 👏

[@kelligify]

I love it when the producer guy tries not to get hysterical 🤣❤️

[@uncrownedoak7777]

How awesome would it be to have a comedian rant at you every week

[@extrahumble]

He's incredible, I haven't stopped listening for months honestly

[@LOVERGEIST777]

TIM YOU ARE MY HERO!

[@andalus20]

New subscriber. Will be one of my new favourite pods. Great show one of my favourite people

[@stephanien9152]

Crying laughing. Thank you Tim! 🙌

[@Obarkc]

I miss this chemistry between Tim and Ben. It's a shame that they split

[@mrperson2804]

Might be the Tim D show but it was a two man show at its core. He needs a straight man (no pun intended) now it’s just him screaming at a camera for an hour.

[@dinopanteloukas6868]

I just found Tim. He’s comedic gold! Absolutely hysterical.

[@PinkPantherPunk]

the point Tim makes about artists and 400 different kinds of cheese cake is so true xD

[@haidenmorgan]

I can't wait to see a great masterpiece of his some day cuz this guy is just so naturally funny as hell

[@ma8652]

Sneaky edit at 5:02, what are you hiding from us Tim. Has Hillary got you?

[@Nicole-rj4xz]

Well spotted!

[@nonofyourbusiness7631]

Yup. From there on in its obvious hes a body double. RIP Tim Dillon

[@lizbrauer3374]

thank you for giving me a break from my depression

[@mondeezul]

Such a great episode as always 🔥🔥🔥

[@frozennostril]

Oh God, I'm 20 minutes in and the 'fixed personality trait' stuff has me in stitches

[@DaRabbiit]

Tim "The God" Dillon 😂😂 dude is hands down the best comic right now

[@nicholeNTCjackson]

Class 2020 here 😂😂😂 things are going up

[@paulfroelich1024]

25 people have no appreciation for a perfectly set stone.

[@timmcgrawsmustache4343]

Every line is hilarious

[@cathypaz3555]

Fishing with Dynamite is one my fav restos in MB. Best Oysters Ever!!

[@DamnWow]

Tim Dillon: The greatest philosopher of our time

[@alexanderkareh6832]

That homeless man bit is all-time goated

[@thejquinn]

Tim you are truly COVID-19 because it is hard for me to breathe with how hard i'm laughing

[@butragenjo007]

Man, his bits on brownshirts, heroes, rock formations etc were brewing in my mind for a long time. I need a friend like this to confirm my biases

[@silasashe4158]

I knew Tim would come with the quality quarantine material

[@michaelnavoichick1356]

Tim with another banger

[@jarrettrice7260]

"I'm gonna give money to Candace Owens soon"....man, I fell out 35:55

[@thomasm2806]

great show. thank you

[@adamzaki6232]

These need to quadruple in length so I can finally quit Rogan and come here full time

[@arispolemidas4840]

Joined the channel when it was 15K glad to see it grow

[@puddintaine4556]

I need to have a *SIT DOWN* MEAL!

[@TrollHiddenCave]

No you must stay on the small trampoline while eating!!! Jump JuMp JUMP!!!! AWHA MWHAHAHA

[@makeascene1587]

The ‘zillion’ part had my crying.

[@amreamer761]

Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

If you want to measure someone's character or see who they are give them power, 💲💲💲.

[@ericgregg230]

It's the summer of having a friend... hahhahah love it

[@bpater12]

This man is a national treasure, he must be protected at all costs

[@millivanilli155]

Thrown made of fast food wrappers 🤣😂🤣GOLD!

[@holyhallie]

I got shot, but luckily the bullet was deflected by my wallet. Thanks Ridge Wallet :)

[@alexmendoza9645]

Yummmm

[@rolandhall4302]

Thank you

[@mikesmith406]

You can tell tim loves New York...moves to Calafornia goes to Manhattan beach....

[@georgecrisci5440]

This one was so good I'm watching it again

[@kaiyote4717]

That rant on Blade had me rolling 🤣

[@FloridaGiant305]

55:55 LEGENDARY RANT!!!! TIM/BEN2020!!! Make America Snort Again!!!

[@kathleenhodges6949]

Best podcast. Hands down. It's a comedy special every week.

[@billfenner5990]

I was at the supermarket bakery section last month, so about 2 weeks after the lockdown started, and I overhead a customer saying to one of the staff who was loading bread loaves onto a shelf: "Thank you so much for what you're doing for us. You guys are so courageous." I looked at the guy with his hands full of bread and he just half smiles and goes, "Uh, thanks."

[@trentjung8035]

What a goat, good advice at end

[@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139]

When Tim breaks..😂😂😂.. i love this guy!

[@AE-td1hy]

"Everyone one in my family tries to destroy me, at every moment" I felt that lol

[@Buelr]

i went out to a fast food place for the first time in 2 months and now i’m extremely paranoid i’m dying silently

[@MurdaIncorporated]

Tim Dillon is the funniest man online right now

[@christiaannel5504]

Tim Dillon; Black Pill Extraordinaire

[@frankysmash9334]

20 minutes in absolutely hilarious

[@eskimointhisworld]

Waaaaaahhhh! Tim Dillon released a new podcast 😮😮😮