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[@TimDillonShow]

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[@Jbgro]

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[@Jbgro]

Be sure to watch that

[@wolfyeverywhere]

What happen to magic spoon :)

[@thelifeaquatica]

Where can we find the big booth episode?

[@liquidevidence4482]

I bought a ridge wallet and now one of my parents respect me. Thanks Tim!!!

[@joachimlubbe5399]

This guy....got better bits than most comics and he's just riffing....

[@knightrider693]

100% his shit's getting me thru this quarantine. I watched all em twice now lol

[@ragnarlsonIII]

@@knightrider693 fer shurr, b.

[@DavidWayneComedy]

He's that good at stand up it comes off as riffing, but trust me, these thoughts haunt him in his sleep, and he needs to tell/yell at strangers about them.

[@couchman-sw6jy]

David Wayne Hes one of the few standups that have a podcast and have actually funny stand up comedy too.

[@JesusHComedy]

First Podcast comedian that is funnier in podcasts than in Standup

[@davidchop6764]

Literally can’t get enough of this dude how isn’t he the biggest comic in the world.

[@amiracleone2803]

Because life sucks and is full of sellouts. Art imitates life so Art Sucks and is full of sellouts. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.

[@nurpiet]

Because most people don't have any common sense or taste in their body

[@thedogs3467]

Well because this isn’t stand up comedy. This is podcasting. He’s new special wasn’t even good enough to release in whole. They are just doing clips. He’s the goat comic podcaster. But stand up is a different game

[@amiracleone2803]

@@lisamari941 yeah you know that?

[@denhamjeanz8038]

He's one of the biggest...in terms of circumference

[@TheCrippledDonkey]

"Politics is just sports for people that are older"

[@achumarevolution]

"Politics is show biz for ugly people"

[@karljonson3287]

For people who don't like any sport also.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@karljonson3287 you're just an old soul brohiem

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@karljonson3287 also. You do like a sport. There is no way that none of them enter into the category of "I like this"

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@achumarevolution Shemp Howard of Three Stooges fame had a manager/publicist whom created a "Shemp=ugliest man in Hollywood" as a way to get better reputation. True story

[@pt2hays]

TIM DILLON- Most People are Animals.. EVERYONE- NODS IN Agreement.

[@troyr1210]

You're an animal

[@peypey7365]

@@troyr1210 No you.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

We literally are all animals we think that just because we're kind of smart and we have hands were no longer animals No we're still animals

[@HangedMunchkinTruther]

E

[@paulyskudder8071]

Much like Rudolph, Tim's red nose will lead us through the fog of this virus.

[@puddintaine4556]

Praise God.

[@Stbuster31]

scamdemic*

[@alexl.4362]

Amen.

[@D34D22]

@@Stbuster31 Penis*

[@BlazRa]

@@D34D22 vagina*

[@coach3155]

"I thought being a domestic abuser was a fixed personality" tim with the hitters as usual

[@skinnypat_]

Who ever disliked this video was the guy with corona ordering a poki bowl

[@keanurodriguez9232]

Skinny P all 65 of dem order poke bowls from door dash

[@ajc4132]

This man is the example of the thin line between a genius and a madman ... and I want more of him RIGHT freekin NOW

[@ironmountain7907]

Tim, you are the light at the end of the tunnel for me, your dark humor is awe-inspiring. So glad I discovered you off the JRE podcast lols!

[@FloridaManRevolt]

Here comes Tim Dillon with the facts.

[@joeblow1006]

When I think facts. I think Tim Dillon

[@shoegazer5451]

Does he have sources though?!

[@user-tu2dr3ny6x]

HE HAS THE DOCUMENTS

[@benmeadors6799]

He's a board certified epidemiologist

[@DrewBelt]

Someone call Rogan in to fact check everything said on this podcast.

[@narcoskeptic]

He'll just start crying about how great a guy Bill Gates is

[@vimenyavsezaebali]

🤣

[@kingheart9555]

This aged well after watching Alex Jones interview Rogan on “b a n n e d (dot) v i d e o. Sorry had to type the site name like that or commie tube would shadow ban the comment. It’s a really good show too. It was hilarious and they got high as a kite and drank a whole bottle of whiskey. Joe was in rare form, but at one point he literally defended bill gates

[@toms3142]

The real midnight gospel

[@coluccifresh]

Do not even mention such low comics in the presents of our excellency

[@mihailo4897]

Im not even from America, and this dude is killing it

[@RichardRatner.1972]

Agreed! I'm from the U.K & I'm recently a big fan, stay safe kind regards Richard

[@blakethomas2352]

Earlier tonight Soder said Tim is like a union boss that gained too much power and I can’t stop thinking about how that is a perfect description

[@giddyserious7489]

Lol..Where did he say that?

[@fuckyoutube2326]

I love when they were getting ice cream and Dan was helping Tim with sprinkles, and Tim told him to be careful. “Oh I know, to you these are like diamonds.” -Dan Soder on Tim Dillon and sprinkles lmao

[@StangsFoLife]

The Homeless Guy Graduation Speech Rant should be put in a time capsule

[@nonofyourbusiness7631]

Sounds like a hilarious skit. Tim needs his own cartoon haha

[@CameronForbes]

Starts at 54:51

[@DylanCure]

@@CameronForbes thank you

[@jackryan239]

Im so glad you did the "Hero" rant!!!

[@paulcarmi8130]

I work at a gas station and people thank me for it now... Feels fake... Because it is

[@damienmarshall7247]

I thought tonight was a bust... until i got this alert... thanks Mr. Dillon.

[@DeShawnaldTrump]

You mean Dr. Dillon. He’s a virologist

[@skinnypat_]

Tim dillion will go down in HISTORY!

[@damienmarshall7247]

@@skinnypat_ As the worlds most entertaining immunologist.

[@damienmarshall7247]

@Django Fett yes... yes, it was. 🥜

[@NycDelivers]

@Bill Rodgers weeeed maannn

[@djsnider]

The Tim Dillon Show is straight up exactly how podcasts should be! His stream of consciousness is so perfect, and hilarious. I always want more! Thanks Mr. Dillon!

[@bobbybush1750]

I wouldn't exactly call it straight

[@matthewsnyder674]

Been thinking a lot, of late, about that speech the Joker gives a hospitalized Harvey in Dark Knight. That people are only as good as the world allows them to be. Kind of like Josh Homme realizing "No One Knows" before he hit 30, I'm simultaneously awe-struck, and a little wary, of people who possess that level of insight.

[@kimariseverly6065]

Tim Dillon needs to be protected at all costs. It’s rare when someone pops into existence and is THIS funny. He’s a natural belly-turner 🤣😂 I can’t breathe from laughing so damn much.

[@amiracleone2803]

Yeah protect him from milkshakes and big macs before he kills himself.

[@D34D22]

@@amiracleone2803 😂😂😂bruh

[@mjc8556]

"You are a pre-existing condition" is this generation's "You are traffic"

[@DeShawnaldTrump]

Tim looks like he could be the commercial spokesperson for Ford Motor Company.

[@ITJustMeKG]

Oldsmobile...

[@absentstars474]

Mobility scooters

[@buddymoore6504]

If that spokesman was selling the all new ford Festiva

[@jmtas4]

Or a bottle of Brendan Schowb's Big Brown Whiskey

[@brencelt]

@@jmtas4 or his CBD goop,or black rifle bullshit coffee he doesn't drink

[@raghul2k]

What I really really like about Tim's podcast is the sidekick guy. I watch him laugh and I replay what Tim says. He gives his laugh out only when tim says something deservingly funny. And that's the best part of the podcast. Keep it going man!

[@BrooklynTalent]

I love when Tim butchers words and makes them better @15:11 “Neandrathal”

[@regularnormal]

'The indispensable role of tv in the fabric of people's lives' is maybe the most horrific phrase i've heard

[@savagetruthercritic8646]

Omfg this CANNOT be overstated! It's fvck1ng SACCHARIN!

[@scottp.548]

Tim, you're not the comedian we want, but you're one we deserve.

[@narcoskeptic]

Tims nose is redpilling us instead of him

[@kennymcfadyen5095]

We need 2 podcasts a week Tim

[@lewa9575]

Patreon

[@yegorzakharov8514]

@@lewa9575 then make it three 😂

[@marcusdonahue7124]

In this economy? Why don't we just buy the NFT, and then we'll see about extra episodes in the next quarter.

[@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka]

Someday I'm going to be rich enough to go on human hunting safaris with Bill Gates & Mark Zuckerberg

[@devantepoe2684]

Levels to this shit

[@amiracleone2803]

That's the dream lol.

[@crisnoria3757]

Tim Dillon....you have become top 10 in my books in less than a week. A damn killer.

[@CGJ703]

Has Tim ever talked about how he got sober? His style seems to comfort me so maybe his advice about sobriety could help

[@andrewlaco1776]

You're just one phone call away from getting right brother.

[@jwolff1991]

He's definitely talked about sobriety, rehab, and his experiences on either side of those two things. Just from memory, check out the episodes "The Florida Project" and "Brownie Boat." They're both on youtube

[@CGJ703]

Thanks guys

[@WitzyZed]

Prof C His 1st episode on the Honeydew (audio only) talked about it, too. He was on a jury for a murder trial & that’s where he turned it around.

[@earl-larsen]

just drink coffee

[@johnlongoria8091]

Some people call me a "Hero" I'll prefer to say "essential"

[@Stbuster31]

I prefer to say people who were given gag orders

[@earthling6430]

"We have people in Burkas and gay icons on the wall." - Tim Dillon 2020

[@Krash845]

Earthling that's a restaurant I would eat at

[@btnhfool]

55:23 the greatest rant ive heard in days

[@rickkroening5282]

Been waiting all day!!

[@Obarkc]

I miss this chemistry between Tim and Ben. It's a shame that they split

[@kappasmurf1084]

Well it's official: This is the best podcast out right now.

[@tekClown]

Thank you Doctor Dillon for your service.

[@III-vg4dp]

Best part of the week let alone weekend. The real truth and reason, which is naturally combined with the real and best comedy. He doesn't have to pander to others here unlike other collaborations.

[@liampipe7712]

Cheesecake line just killed me!!

[@anon667]

Tim easily has one of the most entertaining and funny podcasts in the world, keep it up man. Legend 👏

[@lizbrauer3374]

thank you for giving me a break from my depression

[@ma8652]

Sneaky edit at 5:02, what are you hiding from us Tim. Has Hillary got you?

[@Nicole-rj4xz]

Well spotted!

[@nonofyourbusiness7631]

Yup. From there on in its obvious hes a body double. RIP Tim Dillon

[@magourn]

Tim Dillon is one of my favorite comic!

[@paulfroelich1024]

25 people have no appreciation for a perfectly set stone.

[@CameronForbes]

Thanks for that commencement speech Tim, just graduated, glad I got to hear the truth

[@DamnWow]

Tim Dillon: The greatest philosopher of our time

[@bpater12]

This man is a national treasure, he must be protected at all costs

[@natpolkabunny]

Dude this is the only podcast where I laugh out loud more times than I can count

[@extrahumble]

He's incredible, I haven't stopped listening for months honestly

[@nolansyers]

That was the best/only commencement speech I've ever heard. I'm ready for the world now.

[@therealwilfreddierkes9980]

Oh Sheila…

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

Tim 🔥

[@dinopanteloukas6868]

I just found Tim. He’s comedic gold! Absolutely hysterical.

[@butragenjo007]

Man, his bits on brownshirts, heroes, rock formations etc were brewing in my mind for a long time. I need a friend like this to confirm my biases

[@kelligify]

I love it when the producer guy tries not to get hysterical 🤣❤️

[@mikkeloverballe103]

Thank you for keep on keeping on Tim! Big fan from Denmark!

[@uncrownedoak7777]

How awesome would it be to have a comedian rant at you every week

[@billfenner5990]

I was at the supermarket bakery section last month, so about 2 weeks after the lockdown started, and I overhead a customer saying to one of the staff who was loading bread loaves onto a shelf: "Thank you so much for what you're doing for us. You guys are so courageous." I looked at the guy with his hands full of bread and he just half smiles and goes, "Uh, thanks."

[@philsmith3019]

One of the few comedy podcasts where the comedian doesn't go off incessantly chattering about the "comedy scene", "working on material", or "doing sets at The Comedy Store". Sometimes these guys get deep into the weeds with really esoteric subject matter, and the entertainment value hits a wall.

[@mondeezul]

Such a great episode as always 🔥🔥🔥

[@jacoblindsay5460]

Tim is the best when he’s alone with Ben!!!!!

[@JennaTills902]

I woke people up laughing at that sign off. Thanks Tim.

[@stephanien9152]

Crying laughing. Thank you Tim! 🙌

[@makeascene1587]

The ‘zillion’ part had my crying.

[@haidenmorgan]

I can't wait to see a great masterpiece of his some day cuz this guy is just so naturally funny as hell

[@alexanderkareh6832]

That homeless man bit is all-time goated

[@andalus20]

New subscriber. Will be one of my new favourite pods. Great show one of my favourite people

[@cathypaz3555]

Fishing with Dynamite is one my fav restos in MB. Best Oysters Ever!!

[@adamzaki6232]

These need to quadruple in length so I can finally quit Rogan and come here full time

[@Drew__Films]

"I look like a healthy teenager" Let me help you with that Dillon. "I look like a teenager" There I fixed it.

[@silasashe4158]

I knew Tim would come with the quality quarantine material

[@DeadsupraEE3]

man its scary how accurate he is...

[@MurdaIncorporated]

Tim Dillon is the funniest man online right now

[@rolandhall4302]

Thank you

[@kathleenhodges6949]

Best podcast. Hands down. It's a comedy special every week.

[@DaRabbiit]

Tim "The God" Dillon 😂😂 dude is hands down the best comic right now

[@AE-td1hy]

"Everyone one in my family tries to destroy me, at every moment" I felt that lol

[@LOVERGEIST777]

TIM YOU ARE MY HERO!

[@holyhallie]

I got shot, but luckily the bullet was deflected by my wallet. Thanks Ridge Wallet :)

[@alexmendoza9645]

Yummmm

[@amreamer761]

Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

If you want to measure someone's character or see who they are give them power, 💲💲💲.

[@timmcgrawsmustache4343]

Every line is hilarious

[@PinkPantherPunk]

the point Tim makes about artists and 400 different kinds of cheese cake is so true xD

[@michaelnavoichick1356]

Tim with another banger

[@frozennostril]

Oh God, I'm 20 minutes in and the 'fixed personality trait' stuff has me in stitches

[@skinnypat_]

Tim dillion will go down in HISTORY..imma tell my kids he was donald trump😂

[@arispolemidas4840]

Joined the channel when it was 15K glad to see it grow

[@puddintaine4556]

I need to have a *SIT DOWN* MEAL!

[@TrollHiddenCave]

No you must stay on the small trampoline while eating!!! Jump JuMp JUMP!!!! AWHA MWHAHAHA

[@mikesmith406]

You can tell tim loves New York...moves to Calafornia goes to Manhattan beach....

[@DavidWayneComedy]

Health Privilege is, 100 PERCENT coming soon, that's been brewing for the past few years, with the body positive, BRAVE movement. Tim Dillion is a true visionary.

[@katknable3024]

It's already a thing.

[@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139]

When Tim breaks..😂😂😂.. i love this guy!

[@tl7338]

Yeah, give me the fine. I'm not walking across a street twice for anyone.

[@jayyb1832]

Facts. I would cough once in his directions and walk away. What's he gonna do ?

[@tl7338]

@Saul Gewddman ok.

[@earl-larsen]

Saul Gewddman found the cop

[@ericgregg230]

It's the summer of having a friend... hahhahah love it

[@matt134174]

Best podcast ad promoter on KZbin

[@thomasm2806]

great show. thank you

[@andrassevigny4035]

“You know what a guy I met told me? ‘You know what I do? I provide drugs to The Rolling Stones.’ And then I said ‘No Way! put Keith Richards on the phone!’ And then he got Keith Richards on the phone and I played him ‘Satisfaction’ and he liked it. So what if he’s a drug dealer? You never know.”

[@Buelr]

i went out to a fast food place for the first time in 2 months and now i’m extremely paranoid i’m dying silently

[@eskimointhisworld]

Waaaaaahhhh! Tim Dillon released a new podcast 😮😮😮

[@antixphax]

"Zillion isn't fake, is a zillion number" This guy right here we're looking at greatness everybody the crazy part is everybody that you try to read and go down through all the comments it's nothing but positivity activity for this man that's how I know that we're not all as bad as media puts it out to be or whatever the f*** I want to believe in us not invisible people not government just just us and thank you Tim you you make one reflect with themselves That hopefully that might be true

[@paulcarmi8130]

Schitz

[@millivanilli155]

Thrown made of fast food wrappers 🤣😂🤣GOLD!