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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

4 жыл бұрын

Tim discusses the ongoing protests and Long Island's response, the type of vest we need to put on, what's in Nancy Pelosi's freezer, and the fun times that are ahead of us.
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@TimDillonShow
@TimDillonShow 4 жыл бұрын
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@hustler3of4culture3
@hustler3of4culture3 4 жыл бұрын
No Tim, thank you
@schizophrenic_AI
@schizophrenic_AI 4 жыл бұрын
As Sony Amazon and KZbin said “I support BLM” because they don’t mention fat people. Please don’t ever review the FBI crime statistics victims report stats. George foreman died from being fat and also COVID-19
@ZaDowlan
@ZaDowlan 4 жыл бұрын
Yea, how extreme. It's either defund the police or call in the military. Like WTF?
@mehg8407
@mehg8407 4 жыл бұрын
@@ZaDowlan I don't see what is so radical about defunding the police. Half of the budget for LA goes to the police department. I don't why it is so radical to defund the police but not radical at all to defund schools. I guess schools are just not that important.
@ZaDowlan
@ZaDowlan 4 жыл бұрын
@@mehg8407 yes just defunding the police isn't radical. The point I was trying to make is that I see 2 main camps pushing what they think is the right choice, either to defund the police, or to send in the military. Those are 2 extreme opposite points of view. One side wants to cut funding to the police, the other wants to send troops in to cities.
@colonicbomb
@colonicbomb 4 жыл бұрын
the dynamic of Tim trying to get his producer to crack the whole show, every show, brings me joy.
@SuperHoneyOil
@SuperHoneyOil 4 жыл бұрын
The best part is unlike every other podcast producer that cackles like a hyena, TFAk, YMH, JRE ect, Ben is hard to make laugh. He has good dark taste, it’s phenomenal. He’s so serious it’s fantastic
@SatomiForward
@SatomiForward 4 жыл бұрын
Better than Yung Jamie always second guessing your talking points but never on camera.
@ryanivanoff
@ryanivanoff 4 жыл бұрын
same.
4 жыл бұрын
And hes cute af
@colonicbomb
@colonicbomb 4 жыл бұрын
@ oh yea. He's adorbz.
@catfein9827
@catfein9827 4 жыл бұрын
Where is Kendall Jenner with all the Pepsi to quell these riots??
@chikato7106
@chikato7106 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha a dude did give a cop a pepsi... and Kendall fans made a picture where she's holding up her arms and they put a BLM sign but it's clearly not there in the shadow.
@bluev7427
@bluev7427 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah
@MaeV808
@MaeV808 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@demolitionsexpert
@demolitionsexpert 3 жыл бұрын
had to look up who is kendall jenner???
@strikkmoez
@strikkmoez 4 жыл бұрын
"I will eat processed food and I will die on my couch watching Tucker Carlson!" *dead*😂😂
@s1thpunk
@s1thpunk 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Tim always glances over to the computer guy to see if he's chuckling and if he's not he ramps it up to the next level!
@NoiseJester_
@NoiseJester_ 4 жыл бұрын
Watching him laughing at Tim is part of the magic of the show
@hamburglr1
@hamburglr1 3 жыл бұрын
@@villanelle529 his name is ben scumbag
@stephen2101
@stephen2101 3 жыл бұрын
Ben has a name you know
@anthonyorlowski8268
@anthonyorlowski8268 3 жыл бұрын
Put some respect on Ben Avery’s name!!
@javierr1016
@javierr1016 3 жыл бұрын
His name is Jamie, show some respect.
@expfcwintergreenv2.02
@expfcwintergreenv2.02 4 жыл бұрын
The Tim Dillon Show is the highlight of my week God kill me now
@shaunkearney1549
@shaunkearney1549 4 жыл бұрын
Then buy the cereal!
@elcypher6102
@elcypher6102 4 жыл бұрын
@@shaunkearney1549 and some high Quality jewelry for a low quality price.
@blindthrall
@blindthrall 4 жыл бұрын
You still alive? Must be no God.
@terencedonovan5254
@terencedonovan5254 3 жыл бұрын
- well it's 2 months later - all y'all probably dead . . .sigh. I do want to try that cereal -
@daweller
@daweller 3 жыл бұрын
It's my highlight also
@EastwoodFPS
@EastwoodFPS 4 жыл бұрын
Covid 19 was cancelled it was too edgy and controversial, we've gone back to something we all know and understand, civil unrest.
@Skankhunter420
@Skankhunter420 4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean the flu... And riots
@danieltooth5054
@danieltooth5054 4 жыл бұрын
The Zapruder film actually shows JFK catching Covid-19.
@drpastormartinosempa8930
@drpastormartinosempa8930 4 жыл бұрын
It also shows Tim eating a hoagie...
@davidcagle920
@davidcagle920 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the giggle
@bonka_mann
@bonka_mann 4 жыл бұрын
im glad lockdown ended because now there's a curfew
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil
@Coffeebeard
@Coffeebeard 4 жыл бұрын
Curfdown: the best of both worlds
@funzilla1723
@funzilla1723 4 жыл бұрын
@@MA1LUNE You remind me of Mark Wahlberg's character in The Other Guys where he mastered ballet just to troll. Respect
@duke3250
@duke3250 4 жыл бұрын
@@MA1LUNE itll be no more obvious to everyone than when it's too late.
@partsunknown9738
@partsunknown9738 4 жыл бұрын
Myles people I know are waking up just not fast enough. I “woke up” few months back. My whole family has switched moat of my friends and I are on the same page now. It’s not so hopeless there’s lots of people who know what’s going on. As much as a normal everyday man could know. We are the silent majority
@williamsutherland1175
@williamsutherland1175 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Jesus. I ate an edible 90 mins ago. I know what I’m up against here, and it’s gonna be a knife fight.
@OspreyFlyer
@OspreyFlyer 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@exotica0
@exotica0 4 жыл бұрын
I frigg'n love this guy. Fat lives matter!
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
Mike Knight matter to whom?? I’d be careful engaging in metaphysics without the Our Father Yeshua in your mouth
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
Mike Knight It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil
@mikael4751
@mikael4751 4 жыл бұрын
@@MA1LUNE Where have you laid out your "Previous work"?
@exotica0
@exotica0 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikael4751 What are your favorite blends fellow piper? I just puffed on a tasty bowl of Ennerdale flake.
@funzilla1723
@funzilla1723 4 жыл бұрын
@Elias Leal Jesus..
@karljonson3287
@karljonson3287 4 жыл бұрын
Tim owns exactly 5 shirts, all are different color but just one color.
@BennyJeters
@BennyJeters 4 жыл бұрын
...all Polo
@roymakescomics
@roymakescomics 4 жыл бұрын
😂 so true, but if you've ever had a gut, you know Polo's are the only semi-comfortable semi-dress wear.
@weirdelf8604
@weirdelf8604 3 жыл бұрын
Casual Male XL hits different
@rosharma7443
@rosharma7443 4 жыл бұрын
Tim, you're a goddamn genius man.
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
J ronnn what’s the difference??????????????????????????
@jwitt777
@jwitt777 4 жыл бұрын
“Russian bots and Chinese bats it wasn’t a boot on your neck!” 😂😂😂😂😂 “Bots, Bats and Ventilators- Tim Dillon Netflix Special”
@elcypher6102
@elcypher6102 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking "Wuhan Jesus" or " Bat Sandwich" 😅
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil
@vimenyavsezaebali
@vimenyavsezaebali 4 жыл бұрын
Cameron have you gone outside yet, there's so much fresh air mixed with gas, could help? 🤷🏻‍♂️
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
@Elias Leal Like when Madonna said we need to blow up the white house
@servant141
@servant141 4 жыл бұрын
The Epstein Chronicles
@Cleffification
@Cleffification 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ- "The Twin Towers fell from Caronavirus". Have not laughed that hard this entire 'pandemic'.
@Dino_Medici
@Dino_Medici 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that was a hitter
@s.h.723
@s.h.723 4 жыл бұрын
PLANdemic
@j.p.7670
@j.p.7670 4 жыл бұрын
Me neither!
@Ziggy550
@Ziggy550 4 жыл бұрын
I've waited to long for this man just to yell in my ear for an hour and I love it !!! 😁☺️
@Dino_Medici
@Dino_Medici 4 жыл бұрын
Tim 5 months ago: Wackjob conspiracy theorist Tim now: The voice of reason
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
The former isn't true. Neither is the latter.
@andrewlaco1776
@andrewlaco1776 4 жыл бұрын
Fool
@ZaDowlan
@ZaDowlan 4 жыл бұрын
Truth
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
john doe THE STATE OF THE AMERICAS SINCE 201 PROVES MY CONSPIRACY FACT THAT “Tim Dillon and Ben Avery” OPENED THE SE7EN SEALS DURING THE SATANIC MAGICK RITUAL WHICH WAS EPISODE 201 WITH THE GUIDANCE OF MASONIC BLACK MAGICIAN Mr. Kump DOES IT NOT YOU FUCKING ACCUSER OF THE BRETHREN???? I AM NOT AN INCEL I WAS MARRIED BEFORE THE THIRD STAGE OF MY LIFE I ONLY LEFT MY WIFE because she chose the path of least resistance against the beast system which I fight at every second of a minute. Try calling me an incel from hell buddy, there’ll be an eternity between us I don’t think sound travels that far 👍😂🤣
@CH-ml4rz
@CH-ml4rz 4 жыл бұрын
Cameron shut up incel
@KS-sw5pu
@KS-sw5pu 4 жыл бұрын
I would get back on Facebook just to friend Tim's aunt
@darrenlafond8587
@darrenlafond8587 4 жыл бұрын
When our loving family embarked on this wonderful journey, we have sat together and listened weekly. Now that we are finally celebrating summer, we let the kids stay up late with grandma and I, to take in our time of enjoyment, just to watch their little golden faces light up with laughter and to watch them ponder the very points you brought up, Ahh that just filled us with such delight! I’ve said time and time again that throughout these times, the weekly amount of positivity our home has gathered from the Tim Dillon show, has been all we needed to keep moving forward. Tim Dillon, from grandma, myself, and the toddlers (the newest little Dilloknights) we again thank you for everything you’ve provided for not only our neighborhood, but also our city, state, and country, you are a true American hero! God bless
@bearinafoxhole5951
@bearinafoxhole5951 4 жыл бұрын
I swear Tim writes comments like this himself. Very funny, Tim.
@Wallyworld30
@Wallyworld30 4 жыл бұрын
I've been refreshing all night waiting for this.
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 4 жыл бұрын
Not me, I've been drinking hard seltzer waters like a basic bitch and trying to pretend we're not gonna be in a civil war before I'm ready to die
@susie7336
@susie7336 4 жыл бұрын
G G yep, same.
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 4 жыл бұрын
I baked a quiche
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 4 жыл бұрын
@@Abitflippant quiche made by a dude named Ricky? Sketchy at best, diarrhea at worst...
@williamchappell5862
@williamchappell5862 4 жыл бұрын
Ive been refreshing since 3am est Sunday morning
@Kell1984
@Kell1984 4 жыл бұрын
Gonna buy you a new blue T-shirt when the lockdown ends. God bless.
@alternativeatom6337
@alternativeatom6337 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the smell
@williamchappell5862
@williamchappell5862 4 жыл бұрын
It's a polo.. have some class when saleing jewles by PCTD
@gunshow86de
@gunshow86de 4 жыл бұрын
Get him a Blue Chew shirt. Honestly, I'm surprised Tim doesn't wear the sponsors' logos like a NASCAR driver. What a missed revenue opportunity. It's like he doesn't even watch Gary V anymore.
@Gmoney2dope
@Gmoney2dope 4 жыл бұрын
"Anarchy is a fetish for losers" you got that right Tim
@Act1veSp1n
@Act1veSp1n 4 жыл бұрын
"JPMorgan, we catch your bricks!"
@alexb8560
@alexb8560 4 жыл бұрын
There's no good people at Goldman Sachs
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil
@oneeightnineseven1
@oneeightnineseven1 4 жыл бұрын
I work for a subsidiary of Goldman Sachs :/ I can attest to that statement
@CH-ml4rz
@CH-ml4rz 4 жыл бұрын
Cameron theres that paranoid skitzo again
@alexb8560
@alexb8560 4 жыл бұрын
@Roland Deschain I think the guy that gets the coffee is chomping at the bit to rise high enough in the corporation to be a bad person. If they arent a bad person already....
@closer20jc
@closer20jc 4 жыл бұрын
Actually they are all awesome
@sylvestercalzone1003
@sylvestercalzone1003 4 жыл бұрын
Processed meats and Tucker Carlson, the pillars of Boomer society
@tubermensch3503
@tubermensch3503 4 жыл бұрын
Tucker is alright. Would rather boomers watch him than nearly anyone else on MSM.
@hx5061
@hx5061 4 жыл бұрын
Zir mix thot gross
@partsunknown9738
@partsunknown9738 4 жыл бұрын
Zir Mix-A-Thot too true. One of the few with a level head on any news network.
@willc2503
@willc2503 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t UUUUU CRITICISE that beautiful bow tie wearing republic sweetheart
@closer20jc
@closer20jc 4 жыл бұрын
@@tubermensch3503 your name is legit. God I hate my name
@declanh2314
@declanh2314 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best things about living in a stunning estate is when the city is descending into chaos when people are getting beaten by the police and looters are shooting old men then setting buildings on fire I can't tell the difference between the riots and new years eve celebrations while I watch from my stunning estate.
@fortheslab
@fortheslab 4 жыл бұрын
declan h 10/10
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil
@fortheslab
@fortheslab 4 жыл бұрын
Cameron lemme get those links bro
@saucenflow
@saucenflow 4 жыл бұрын
12 toe rogans way up
@quantum7690
@quantum7690 4 жыл бұрын
Its like living in San Francisco
@leefromcupertino9754
@leefromcupertino9754 4 жыл бұрын
When is Tim going to blow up? He’s seriously better than almost all comics that are selling out huge arenas right now. Get this guy a special immediately.
@86aevers
@86aevers 4 жыл бұрын
Tim’s pronunciation of “issue” encapsulates everything wrong/right with the last 3mo.
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 4 жыл бұрын
IN THESE TIMES MORE THAN EVER WE _NEED_ TIM DILLON TO PODCAST DAILY. CAN I GET A "POWER TO THE PEOPLE"!?!?
@oneeightnineseven1
@oneeightnineseven1 4 жыл бұрын
Power to the PEEOPPPLEEEE
@bearinafoxhole5951
@bearinafoxhole5951 4 жыл бұрын
poooowwwweeerrrr to the peeeeeeeoooopppplllleeee!
@porquee
@porquee 4 жыл бұрын
Twice a week is ideal, lets him recharge and throw out some absolute bangers
@ronaldyodersr
@ronaldyodersr 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Tim you had my son dancing around the room like Grandpa Joe with your song "Bots N' Bats"! He has not dance in years!!! God Bless Tim Dillons!!!
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 4 жыл бұрын
Brick through my orbital socket, Life in the Big City.
@adriennesuydam791
@adriennesuydam791 4 жыл бұрын
“I went to school with a tear gas canister, who I still talk to all the time.”
@FirstnameLastname-tw6yt
@FirstnameLastname-tw6yt 3 жыл бұрын
1.06.15
@TheGeorgeous
@TheGeorgeous 4 жыл бұрын
The funniest politicial comedian today.
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
He's completely apolitical I hate him he's a Luciferian a neutralising agent bought and paid for by intelligence never starts grassroots movement simply exists to slowly drip info absolutely amoral so milquetoast so unprogressive so boring friends with the ultimate neutralizer joe rogan and just so stupid on so many levels there couldn't be a more pseudo-political comedian he's simply vaguely "anti-corruption" but never gets to the root of it nothing will ever change because of Tim Dillon he is a truly unessential worker
@TheGeorgeous
@TheGeorgeous 4 жыл бұрын
@@MA1LUNE Lol, glad you found time to type in a comment in between your multiple thesis research work. His job is to make people laugh, that being subjective, who laughs would stay, who dont would leave.
@requestcontainsinvalidargu185
@requestcontainsinvalidargu185 4 жыл бұрын
@@MA1LUNE What a fun person I have found here in the comment section.
@0megadwarf
@0megadwarf 4 жыл бұрын
@@MA1LUNE this is a beautiful comment. thank you for your service.
@colematthews7535
@colematthews7535 4 жыл бұрын
Cameron buddy, never expect a comedian to get to the root of anything for you. Make up your own mind. It’s that simple. Lmfao
@wew5499
@wew5499 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s a bot it’s a boot it’s a bat” 🤣🤣 I’m am in love with these two dudes. What a fantastic combo!
@Cuyt24
@Cuyt24 4 жыл бұрын
Tim works at Best Buy in Sarasota, Florida.
@GrandDP44
@GrandDP44 4 жыл бұрын
I dont know if YT can sense I fast forward through podcast ads but I specifically never FF through Tim's ads because he deserves the money and the stunning Estate comin to him. God bless
@lukejax1407
@lukejax1407 4 жыл бұрын
You can skip the KZbin ads and it doesn't affect Tim. But tims sponsors see how many viewers are watching during his ads like ridgewallet through analytics so if you were wanting to help Tim than don't skip them haha. Some podcasts ask you to not skip
@goldencheese7247
@goldencheese7247 4 жыл бұрын
Sparking up one of my few remaining Marlboro Menthols for this one.
@pearlgirl5643
@pearlgirl5643 3 жыл бұрын
@@mountainstream8351 prevents it
@rgentertainment3302
@rgentertainment3302 4 жыл бұрын
No one makes me laugh like Tim Dillon.
@staceymarie6895
@staceymarie6895 4 жыл бұрын
I hit LIKE before watching because I know when Tim Dillion tells me the truth thru irony and comedy...I know it's funny AF
@loganyates413
@loganyates413 3 жыл бұрын
The more I watch Tim, the more I appreciate him. Such a savage, sarcastic person. I love it
@niceuru
@niceuru 4 жыл бұрын
“HE MIGHT GO TO CARLS JR!”
@JohnDoe-nq5pk
@JohnDoe-nq5pk 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for helping keep my mind sane. Would gladly have some beers with ya! My wife was listening hear and there, she said she would totally buy that orange toaster
@bullmoosemedia
@bullmoosemedia Жыл бұрын
1:04:00 The build up to and execution of the best Long Island impression ever.
@Mrkevi123
@Mrkevi123 4 жыл бұрын
Tim "You Know" Dillon
@Sswifty0707
@Sswifty0707 3 жыл бұрын
As much as I love the show, I don't think I've ever seen as many ads on one video
@PlayNiceFolks
@PlayNiceFolks 4 жыл бұрын
TIM. THIS EPISODE IS SO DARK THAT YOU HAVE ME GOING BACK TO COMPILATIONS OF BILL And Patrice
@elcypher6102
@elcypher6102 4 жыл бұрын
Listen to the old episodes on patreon worth the 5 bucks. Patrice is the 🐐 by the way grew up listening to him on O&A and Black Phillip.
@PlayNiceFolks
@PlayNiceFolks 4 жыл бұрын
@@elcypher6102 I am currently almost done with them, and considering an almost immediate second full run of listens. I canceled a couple of other subscriptions to send dat dolla to the Dillon man.
@PlayNiceFolks
@PlayNiceFolks 4 жыл бұрын
@@elcypher6102 but please. Keep recommending that people give Mr. Dillon more money. He needs it more than you or I.
@PlayNiceFolks
@PlayNiceFolks 4 жыл бұрын
Those old O&A Patrice and Bill periods just feel so quaint and comfortable compared to the fact that Terry Cruise from Idiocracy as President is more intelligent than our current "I heard they had headaches" Commander in Chief. I'm pretty sure that diet Coke has no electrolites.
@banecastle8772
@banecastle8772 4 жыл бұрын
the only podcast I look forward to this much
@JohnDoe-bx7sr
@JohnDoe-bx7sr 2 ай бұрын
Coming back to this in 2024 and Tim suuuure had a change of opinion in 3 years , as did we all.
@nightvision_887
@nightvision_887 4 жыл бұрын
LAST WEEK: "The looting should never end!! If you work at Target Fuck You!" TODAY: "Guys I think i may have to leave Los Angeles and find a safe space to chill until people calm down"
@louis8487
@louis8487 2 жыл бұрын
You can support mayhem while also being smart enough to get out of it's way.
@provokid
@provokid 4 жыл бұрын
Superb work on this podcast! Always keeping it crispy🎈
@michaelyork2358
@michaelyork2358 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon Show has become, without a doubt, my favorite podcast. It just keeps getting better and better. This episode had me dying!
@danielmccabe9899
@danielmccabe9899 4 жыл бұрын
Strong Island = Florida Panhandle in case anyone wants to escape. 😂
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil
@direwolfmusic
@direwolfmusic 4 жыл бұрын
@@MA1LUNE you going to be okay there champ?
@ryanbrents4805
@ryanbrents4805 4 жыл бұрын
direwolfmusic for real homies mental illness is showing
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
@@direwolfmusic I have seen the face of God. His embrace is eternal. Life is but a test and I am passing with flying colours. You on the other hand can neither sing or play guitar and will NEVER be Billy Ray Cyrus. You will never be one of us. We are the chosen, the descendants of Noah, crowned with thorns and crying with joy. I carry Yeshua's cross, I bathe in his blood, I have been baptised in the whitest light. The clouds part after rain fall and he bellows 'Thank You'. If you are Dire Wolf Music, I am Encouraging Lamb Silence. We are opposites, Light to Dark, Day to Night, Life to Death, Morn' to Eve, Lamb to Wolf, Hetero to Homo, Male to Female, Light to Dark. I will be okay, you will die childless, vaccinated, in a one bedroom gulag apartment with your AI therapist teaching you Communitarian laws and values, with a VR headset, numb to reality. I will be bathed in the righteous blood of Christ. You will be following 'Tim Dillon' straight to hell.
@MA1LUNE
@MA1LUNE 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nHfSY2tshc-bhdE Need I more proof?
@leonbonillam
@leonbonillam 4 жыл бұрын
Love you Tim. Everybody should be watching this.
@joestuttard1495
@joestuttard1495 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite part of the show is semi the adverts, ngl, I love when Tim just riffs on them :)
@rprp13
@rprp13 4 жыл бұрын
You're a godsend Tim. Seriously one of the funniest podcasts on this site. subbing to the patreon asap 👍
@lanceread2446
@lanceread2446 4 жыл бұрын
In a world gone crazy, I've waited all week for Timmy boy
@Ninja9happy
@Ninja9happy 3 жыл бұрын
You’re so inspirational and hilarious. Love you for life!
@SuperHoneyOil
@SuperHoneyOil 4 жыл бұрын
Tim is so loud you can hear the mic housing vibrating. Tremendous
@yuanjiazhu7940
@yuanjiazhu7940 4 жыл бұрын
Step 1:How do we market broken glass and tear gas? Step 2: ??? Step 3: Now more than ever its important to get a home equity loan and costco membership, for equality, equity and systemic changes. I too am a proud graduate of Timothy Dillon University.
@jjay__
@jjay__ 4 жыл бұрын
Tim, just add ray kump. Make it a duo. Its what the people want
@Gaggerlotion
@Gaggerlotion Жыл бұрын
Ray sucks
@SP-yc5rf
@SP-yc5rf 4 жыл бұрын
The podcast should be called "THE YOU KNOW show,featuring Tim Dillion"
@ineffa8le00rt
@ineffa8le00rt 4 жыл бұрын
“Michael Hastings has Corona virus” LMAO
@walzybby
@walzybby 4 жыл бұрын
Just when I begin to build hope, Dillon uploads and brings me down to Earth
@bigshammy
@bigshammy 4 жыл бұрын
I have friends that are counterfeit bills. Jesus Christ.
@ThezzRebelzz
@ThezzRebelzz 4 жыл бұрын
The last five minutes were pure gold.
@eddiesantini100
@eddiesantini100 4 жыл бұрын
Vector of dieseas su dried tomato had me on floor my stomach hurts from laughing damn I needed that
@Jolt139
@Jolt139 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is one of the funniest guys I've seen in a while. Glad I saw him on Rogan
@Domnovalsportal
@Domnovalsportal 4 жыл бұрын
"I have friends that are rubber bullets," lost it, lmao!
@anthonylambert404
@anthonylambert404 4 жыл бұрын
Tim will you please speak at my funeral?
@sauceguy19
@sauceguy19 4 жыл бұрын
dressed as meghan mccain
@CH-ml4rz
@CH-ml4rz 4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty certain he won’t speak, but he will 100% attend.
@frannyy9309
@frannyy9309 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m starting to think the lockdown was a mistake” 😂😂😂
@alexl.4362
@alexl.4362 3 жыл бұрын
"Power to the people" bit was hilarious.
@jesusfreak279608
@jesusfreak279608 4 жыл бұрын
I have to admit I love the Magic Spoon Cereal. I love the Fruit and chocolate flavors. I will try the cinnamon next which I already have and yes I used your code both times.
@ShamusOGrady2
@ShamusOGrady2 4 жыл бұрын
I hope to meet Tim some day. I used to inspect homes that were foreclosed/in foreclosure back in the day. I like to think he helped me during that point
@frozennostril
@frozennostril 4 жыл бұрын
'We have adult acne..' oh my God, hilarious from start to finish
@christarver6546
@christarver6546 3 жыл бұрын
Bro you the GOAT .😂 Been listening for like a month now.
@satanas5975
@satanas5975 4 жыл бұрын
I swear I thought she was going to start r-e-s-p-e-c-t'ing
@JRDavis-hj4si
@JRDavis-hj4si 4 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@OspreyFlyer
@OspreyFlyer 4 жыл бұрын
I thought she was going to sing that John Lennon song / chant Power to the People 😂
@bluev7427
@bluev7427 4 жыл бұрын
You know what it means to me ee ee
@timeherenowbe3126
@timeherenowbe3126 4 жыл бұрын
The man drops the only podcast in town!!
@PhilSNight
@PhilSNight 4 жыл бұрын
Patron here. Massive fan. Would love a breakdown of the pod's' technical spec/gear/workflow. Maybe Ed can hook us up?
@cheeselight8050
@cheeselight8050 4 жыл бұрын
You win the internet today Tim great stuff. I'm about to join your patron. Peace.
@MykFroopy88
@MykFroopy88 4 жыл бұрын
“Even I want answers for Jeffrey Epstein’s death.” - Covid 19
@mysticalpineapple7263
@mysticalpineapple7263 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@FirstnameLastname-tw6yt
@FirstnameLastname-tw6yt 3 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves way more likes
@warlocksnevereverdie
@warlocksnevereverdie 4 жыл бұрын
the mcdonalds i worked at did almost nothing if they caught you with counterfit money they just asked for a real one
@funzilla1723
@funzilla1723 4 жыл бұрын
I used to use old Czech coins I had lying around cos they looked like a 2 euro coin, whenever I was caught by a teller we'd share a chuckle and get on with our lives
@peds8345
@peds8345 4 жыл бұрын
That description of social work / CPS is 100% true lolll
@taylorroth2258
@taylorroth2258 4 жыл бұрын
Channeling your inner Alex Jones @ the end there. Had me rolling 😂
@AmyCat71
@AmyCat71 4 жыл бұрын
It feels like Tim can take any current situation (LI protest) and view it through his experiences, childhood, ect while walking the line of sharing just enough to keep it still funny, relevant and honest. And hello Ben.
@jdcoughlin
@jdcoughlin 4 жыл бұрын
The ending 'vest' rant was fabulous
@veex48
@veex48 2 жыл бұрын
“You’re a vector of disease as well as a freedom fighter,” Tim!!! Brilliant. 🤣🤣😂😘🇨🇦❤️
@ugandahater
@ugandahater 2 жыл бұрын
George Floyd was calling "momma momma" because he was talking to his baby momma who was there at the time. He wasn't calling out to his mom
@liamfun1000
@liamfun1000 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillion ‘s life matters
@eskimointhisworld
@eskimointhisworld 4 жыл бұрын
I will follow you, my captain!
@robspecht9550
@robspecht9550 4 жыл бұрын
Yes Tim, I know.
@russelljconquerslifehawkey
@russelljconquerslifehawkey 4 жыл бұрын
The fact you always make me laugh you are a treasure sure!!!!!!!
@jameshuddleston3191
@jameshuddleston3191 4 жыл бұрын
Love your comedy. Last year 9 unarmed black men were killed by police, 5 of which were fighting with police, so that’s 4 murders. That’s horrible, but doesn’t equal a summer weekend in Chicago.
@karljonson3287
@karljonson3287 4 жыл бұрын
"fighting with the police" I belive they mask it as resisting arrest.
@aculasabacca
@aculasabacca 4 жыл бұрын
Tim talks about cops 20 years ago. Let me tell you about cops 40 years ago. We threw a wine bottle through a cops windshield as he was passing in the opposite lane. Nobody went to jail, the car did not get impounded. We drove away.
@Crizzy2swaqq
@Crizzy2swaqq 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Dillon is the perfect example of funny for no reason 🤣
@acideauxrivarda3352
@acideauxrivarda3352 4 жыл бұрын
Dillon/Target 2020
@yosr.
@yosr. 4 жыл бұрын
jfc ive never laughed this much in my life, love you tim, keep it up
@WanderTrust
@WanderTrust 3 жыл бұрын
love those smooth transitions :'D
@jameskrueger8674
@jameskrueger8674 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely smashed the outro
@sydney727
@sydney727 4 жыл бұрын
Timmy Tim Tim... just thinking back to the episodes in and around March, the count of the numbers of the sick and the dead. We’ve come far since then... I hope to be here listening in a few months which ever way this takes a turn.
@Gaggerlotion
@Gaggerlotion Жыл бұрын
Nothing happened. Fancy that
@jwitham2002
@jwitham2002 4 жыл бұрын
STRONG episode! Life in the big city...
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