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[@TimDillonShow]

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[@hustler3of4culture3]

No Tim, thank you

[@schizophrenic_AI]

As Sony Amazon and KZbin said “I support BLM” because they don’t mention fat people. Please don’t ever review the FBI crime statistics victims report stats. George foreman died from being fat and also COVID-19

[@ZaDowlan]

Yea, how extreme. It's either defund the police or call in the military. Like WTF?

[@mehg8407]

@@ZaDowlan I don't see what is so radical about defunding the police. Half of the budget for LA goes to the police department. I don't why it is so radical to defund the police but not radical at all to defund schools. I guess schools are just not that important.

[@ZaDowlan]

@@mehg8407 yes just defunding the police isn't radical. The point I was trying to make is that I see 2 main camps pushing what they think is the right choice, either to defund the police, or to send in the military. Those are 2 extreme opposite points of view. One side wants to cut funding to the police, the other wants to send troops in to cities.

[@s1thpunk]

I love how Tim always glances over to the computer guy to see if he's chuckling and if he's not he ramps it up to the next level!

[@ComaBlack666]

Watching him laughing at Tim is part of the magic of the show

[@hamburglr1]

@@villanelle529 his name is ben scumbag

[@stephen2101]

Ben has a name you know

[@anthonyorlowski8268]

Put some respect on Ben Avery’s name!!

[@javierr1016]

His name is Jamie, show some respect.

[@strikkmoez]

"I will eat processed food and I will die on my couch watching Tucker Carlson!" *dead*😂😂

[@expfcwintergreenv2.02]

The Tim Dillon Show is the highlight of my week God kill me now

[@shaunkearney1549]

Then buy the cereal!

[@elcypher6102]

@@shaunkearney1549 and some high Quality jewelry for a low quality price.

[@blindthrall]

You still alive? Must be no God.

[@terencedonovan5254]

- well it's 2 months later - all y'all probably dead . . .sigh. I do want to try that cereal -

[@daweller]

It's my highlight also

[@danieltooth5054]

The Zapruder film actually shows JFK catching Covid-19.

[@drpastormartinosempa8930]

It also shows Tim eating a hoagie...

[@davidcagle920]

Thank you for the giggle

[@jwitt777]

“Russian bots and Chinese bats it wasn’t a boot on your neck!” 😂😂😂😂😂 “Bots, Bats and Ventilators- Tim Dillon Netflix Special”

[@elcypher6102]

I was thinking "Wuhan Jesus" or " Bat Sandwich" 😅

[@MA1LUNE]

It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil

[@vimenyavsezaebali]

Cameron have you gone outside yet, there's so much fresh air mixed with gas, could help? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@MA1LUNE]

@ Like when Madonna said we need to blow up the white house

[@servant141]

The Epstein Chronicles

[@catfein9827]

Where is Kendall Jenner with all the Pepsi to quell these riots??

[@chikato7106]

Hahaha a dude did give a cop a pepsi... and Kendall fans made a picture where she's holding up her arms and they put a BLM sign but it's clearly not there in the shadow.

[@bluev7427]

Hahahahah

[@MaeV808]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@demolitionsexpert]

had to look up who is kendall jenner???

[@karljonson3287]

Tim owns exactly 5 shirts, all are different color but just one color.

[@BennyJeters]

...all Polo

[@roymakescomics]

😂 so true, but if you've ever had a gut, you know Polo's are the only semi-comfortable semi-dress wear.

[@weirdelf8604]

Casual Male XL hits different

[@EastwoodFPS]

Covid 19 was cancelled it was too edgy and controversial, we've gone back to something we all know and understand, civil unrest.

[@Skankhunter420]

I think you mean the flu... And riots

[@williamsutherland1175]

Oh Jesus. I ate an edible 90 mins ago. I know what I’m up against here, and it’s gonna be a knife fight.

[@OspreyFlyer]

😂

[@rosharma7443]

Tim, you're a goddamn genius man.

[@MA1LUNE]

J ronnn what’s the difference??????????????????????????

[@Wallyworld30]

I've been refreshing all night waiting for this.

[@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka]

Not me, I've been drinking hard seltzer waters like a basic bitch and trying to pretend we're not gonna be in a civil war before I'm ready to die

[@susie7336]

G G yep, same.

[@Abitflippant]

I baked a quiche

[@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka]

@@Abitflippant quiche made by a dude named Ricky? Sketchy at best, diarrhea at worst...

[@williamchappell5862]

Ive been refreshing since 3am est Sunday morning

[@S87yt]

im glad lockdown ended because now there's a curfew

[@MA1LUNE]

It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil

[@Coffeebeard]

Curfdown: the best of both worlds

[@funzilla1723]

@@MA1LUNE You remind me of Mark Wahlberg's character in The Other Guys where he mastered ballet just to troll. Respect

[@duke3250]

@@MA1LUNE itll be no more obvious to everyone than when it's too late.

[@partsunknown9738]

Myles people I know are waking up just not fast enough. I “woke up” few months back. My whole family has switched moat of my friends and I are on the same page now. It’s not so hopeless there’s lots of people who know what’s going on. As much as a normal everyday man could know. We are the silent majority

[@Ziggy550]

I've waited to long for this man just to yell in my ear for an hour and I love it !!! 😁☺️

[@Cleffification]

Jesus Christ- "The Twin Towers fell from Caronavirus". Have not laughed that hard this entire 'pandemic'.

[@Dino_Medici]

Hahaha that was a hitter

[@s.h.723]

PLANdemic

[@j.p.7670]

Me neither!

[@Dino_Medici]

Tim 5 months ago: Wackjob conspiracy theorist Tim now: The voice of reason

[@MA1LUNE]

The former isn't true. Neither is the latter.

[@andrewlaco1776]

Fool

[@ZaDowlan]

Truth

[@MA1LUNE]

john doe THE STATE OF THE AMERICAS SINCE 201 PROVES MY CONSPIRACY FACT THAT “Tim Dillon and Ben Avery” OPENED THE SE7EN SEALS DURING THE SATANIC MAGICK RITUAL WHICH WAS EPISODE 201 WITH THE GUIDANCE OF MASONIC BLACK MAGICIAN Mr. Kump DOES IT NOT YOU FUCKING ACCUSER OF THE BRETHREN???? I AM NOT AN INCEL I WAS MARRIED BEFORE THE THIRD STAGE OF MY LIFE I ONLY LEFT MY WIFE because she chose the path of least resistance against the beast system which I fight at every second of a minute. Try calling me an incel from hell buddy, there’ll be an eternity between us I don’t think sound travels that far 👍😂🤣

[@CH-ml4rz]

Cameron shut up incel

[@exotica0]

I frigg'n love this guy. Fat lives matter!

[@MA1LUNE]

Mike Knight matter to whom?? I’d be careful engaging in metaphysics without the Our Father Yeshua in your mouth

[@MA1LUNE]

Mike Knight It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil

[@mikael4751]

@@MA1LUNE Where have you laid out your "Previous work"?

[@exotica0]

@@mikael4751 What are your favorite blends fellow piper? I just puffed on a tasty bowl of Ennerdale flake.

[@funzilla1723]

@ Jesus..

[@Kell1984]

Gonna buy you a new blue T-shirt when the lockdown ends. God bless.

[@alternativeatom6337]

Imagine the smell

[@williamchappell5862]

It's a polo.. have some class when saleing jewles by PCTD

[@gunshow86de]

Get him a Blue Chew shirt. Honestly, I'm surprised Tim doesn't wear the sponsors' logos like a NASCAR driver. What a missed revenue opportunity. It's like he doesn't even watch Gary V anymore.

[@declanh2314]

One of the best things about living in a stunning estate is when the city is descending into chaos when people are getting beaten by the police and looters are shooting old men then setting buildings on fire I can't tell the difference between the riots and new years eve celebrations while I watch from my stunning estate.

[@fortheslab]

declan h 10/10

[@MA1LUNE]

It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil

[@fortheslab]

Cameron lemme get those links bro

[@saucenflow]

12 toe rogans way up

[@quantum7690]

Its like living in San Francisco

[@wew5499]

“It’s a bot it’s a boot it’s a bat” 🤣🤣 I’m am in love with these two dudes. What a fantastic combo!

[@JohnDoe-bx7sr]

Coming back to this in 2024 and Tim suuuure had a change of opinion in 3 years , as did we all.

[@WeezaY5000]

He stopped being funny once he became rich and famous. He got his bag and the passion is gone. I don't blame him either. It happens to everyone.😊

[@DannySullivanMusic]

IN THESE TIMES MORE THAN EVER WE _NEED_ TIM DILLON TO PODCAST DAILY. CAN I GET A "POWER TO THE PEOPLE"!?!?

[@oneeightnineseven1]

Power to the PEEOPPPLEEEE

[@bearinafoxhole5951]

poooowwwweeerrrr to the peeeeeeeoooopppplllleeee!

[@porquee]

Twice a week is ideal, lets him recharge and throw out some absolute bangers

[@Illbedeadsooner]

When our loving family embarked on this wonderful journey, we have sat together and listened weekly. Now that we are finally celebrating summer, we let the kids stay up late with grandma and I, to take in our time of enjoyment, just to watch their little golden faces light up with laughter and to watch them ponder the very points you brought up, Ahh that just filled us with such delight! I’ve said time and time again that throughout these times, the weekly amount of positivity our home has gathered from the Tim Dillon show, has been all we needed to keep moving forward. Tim Dillon, from grandma, myself, and the toddlers (the newest little Dilloknights) we again thank you for everything you’ve provided for not only our neighborhood, but also our city, state, and country, you are a true American hero! God bless

[@bearinafoxhole5951]

I swear Tim writes comments like this himself. Very funny, Tim.

[@Act1veSp1n]

"JPMorgan, we catch your bricks!"

[@ronaldyodersr]

Thank you Tim you had my son dancing around the room like Grandpa Joe with your song "Bots N' Bats"! He has not dance in years!!! God Bless Tim Dillons!!!

[@GrandDP44]

I dont know if YT can sense I fast forward through podcast ads but I specifically never FF through Tim's ads because he deserves the money and the stunning Estate comin to him. God bless

[@lukejax1407]

You can skip the KZbin ads and it doesn't affect Tim. But tims sponsors see how many viewers are watching during his ads like ridgewallet through analytics so if you were wanting to help Tim than don't skip them haha. Some podcasts ask you to not skip

[@alexb8560]

There's no good people at Goldman Sachs

[@MA1LUNE]

It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil

[@oneeightnineseven1]

I work for a subsidiary of Goldman Sachs :/ I can attest to that statement

[@CH-ml4rz]

Cameron theres that paranoid skitzo again

[@alexb8560]

@Roland Deschain I think the guy that gets the coffee is chomping at the bit to rise high enough in the corporation to be a bad person. If they arent a bad person already....

[@closer20jc]

Actually they are all awesome

[@KS-sw5pu]

I would get back on Facebook just to friend Tim's aunt

[@leefromcupertino9754]

When is Tim going to blow up? He’s seriously better than almost all comics that are selling out huge arenas right now. Get this guy a special immediately.

[@paulfroelich1024]

Brick through my orbital socket, Life in the Big City.

[@86aevers]

Tim’s pronunciation of “issue” encapsulates everything wrong/right with the last 3mo.

[@sylvestercalzo]

Processed meats and Tucker Carlson, the pillars of Boomer society

[@tubermensch3503]

Tucker is alright. Would rather boomers watch him than nearly anyone else on MSM.

[@ChrisAngelFather]

Zir mix thot gross

[@partsunknown9738]

Zir Mix-A-Thot too true. One of the few with a level head on any news network.

[@willc2503]

Don’t UUUUU CRITICISE that beautiful bow tie wearing republic sweetheart

[@closer20jc]

@@tubermensch3503 your name is legit. God I hate my name

[@Gmoney2dope]

"Anarchy is a fetish for losers" you got that right Tim

[@rgentertainment3302]

No one makes me laugh like Tim Dillon.

[@goldencheese7247]

Sparking up one of my few remaining Marlboro Menthols for this one.

[@pearlgirl5643]

@@mountainstream8351 prevents it

[@loganyates413]

The more I watch Tim, the more I appreciate him. Such a savage, sarcastic person. I love it

[@TheGeorgeous]

The funniest politicial comedian today.

[@MA1LUNE]

He's completely apolitical I hate him he's a Luciferian a neutralising agent bought and paid for by intelligence never starts grassroots movement simply exists to slowly drip info absolutely amoral so milquetoast so unprogressive so boring friends with the ultimate neutralizer joe rogan and just so stupid on so many levels there couldn't be a more pseudo-political comedian he's simply vaguely "anti-corruption" but never gets to the root of it nothing will ever change because of Tim Dillon he is a truly unessential worker

[@TheGeorgeous]

@@MA1LUNE Lol, glad you found time to type in a comment in between your multiple thesis research work. His job is to make people laugh, that being subjective, who laughs would stay, who dont would leave.

[@requestcontainsinvalidargu185]

@@MA1LUNE What a fun person I have found here in the comment section.

[@0megadwarf]

@@MA1LUNE this is a beautiful comment. thank you for your service.

[@colematthews7535]

Cameron buddy, never expect a comedian to get to the root of anything for you. Make up your own mind. It’s that simple. Lmfao

[@staceymarie6895]

I hit LIKE before watching because I know when Tim Dillion tells me the truth thru irony and comedy...I know it's funny AF

[@JohnDoe-nq5pk]

Thank you for helping keep my mind sane. Would gladly have some beers with ya! My wife was listening hear and there, she said she would totally buy that orange toaster

[@bullmoosemedia]

1:04:00 The build up to and execution of the best Long Island impression ever.

[@danielmccabe9899]

Strong Island = Florida Panhandle in case anyone wants to escape. 😂

[@MA1LUNE]

It’s all a prewritten script if you haven’t caught on already. It’s completely fake: Avery knows exactly when he’s going to laugh, there’s no reality to it. These people are so scared, they live in utter fear of eternity for what they have done, yet they continue because of their arrogance. It’s a complete farce. Complete plastic. Completely inhuman. Just like AI, the Internet of Things and the fourth industrial revolution: the cold mathematic rationale of Luciferianism. This is not a life to aspire to. Their eyes give it all away. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Dillon” sodomizes “Avery”, knowing their belief system. They distort the natural order, which is why, once they opened the Seven Seals in the Satanic Magick ritual in Episode 201 with Masonic Black Magician Mr Kump, the country descended into DIS-ORDER. This is the spell at work and they laugh about it because the mission is complete. Why do you think the police in London were on HORSES??? The four horsemen of the Apocalypse. I have laid this out in my previous work and can’t believe people haven’t hunted these two down yet, then again they are probably in hiding in some apocalypse bunker, ready for the war this June and the economic collapse. The IMF just announced ‘The Great Reset’ of the global economic lead by Prince Charles, the future King of England. CANT YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE YET?!??? They are behind all of this, they are the right and left hand of Satan herself. Put on the whole armour of God when watching these two, we are witness to pure evil

[@direwolfmusic]

@@MA1LUNE you going to be okay there champ?

[@ryanbrents4805]

direwolfmusic for real homies mental illness is showing

[@MA1LUNE]

@@direwolfmusic I have seen the face of God. His embrace is eternal. Life is but a test and I am passing with flying colours. You on the other hand can neither sing or play guitar and will NEVER be Billy Ray Cyrus. You will never be one of us. We are the chosen, the descendants of Noah, crowned with thorns and crying with joy. I carry Yeshua's cross, I bathe in his blood, I have been baptised in the whitest light. The clouds part after rain fall and he bellows 'Thank You'. If you are Dire Wolf Music, I am Encouraging Lamb Silence. We are opposites, Light to Dark, Day to Night, Life to Death, Morn' to Eve, Lamb to Wolf, Hetero to Homo, Male to Female, Light to Dark. I will be okay, you will die childless, vaccinated, in a one bedroom gulag apartment with your AI therapist teaching you Communitarian laws and values, with a VR headset, numb to reality. I will be bathed in the righteous blood of Christ. You will be following 'Tim Dillon' straight to hell.

[@MA1LUNE]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nHfSY2tshc-bhdE Need I more proof?

[@Cuyt24]

Tim works at Best Buy in Sarasota, Florida.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

TIM. THIS EPISODE IS SO DARK THAT YOU HAVE ME GOING BACK TO COMPILATIONS OF BILL And Patrice

[@elcypher6102]

Listen to the old episodes on patreon worth the 5 bucks. Patrice is the 🐐 by the way grew up listening to him on O&A and Black Phillip.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@elcypher6102 I am currently almost done with them, and considering an almost immediate second full run of listens. I canceled a couple of other subscriptions to send dat dolla to the Dillon man.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@elcypher6102 but please. Keep recommending that people give Mr. Dillon more money. He needs it more than you or I.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Those old O&A Patrice and Bill periods just feel so quaint and comfortable compared to the fact that Terry Cruise from Idiocracy as President is more intelligent than our current "I heard they had headaches" Commander in Chief. I'm pretty sure that diet Coke has no electrolites.

[@Sswifty0707]

As much as I love the show, I don't think I've ever seen as many ads on one video

[@michaelyork2358]

Tim Dillon Show has become, without a doubt, my favorite podcast. It just keeps getting better and better. This episode had me dying!

[@joestuttard1495]

My favourite part of the show is semi the adverts, ngl, I love when Tim just riffs on them :)

[@banecastle8772]

the only podcast I look forward to this much

[@rprp13]

You're a godsend Tim. Seriously one of the funniest podcasts on this site. subbing to the patreon asap 👍

[@Ninja9happy]

You’re so inspirational and hilarious. Love you for life!

[@niceuru]

“HE MIGHT GO TO CARLS JR!”

[@ineffable0ortcloud]

“Michael Hastings has Corona virus” LMAO

[@eddiesantini100]

Vector of dieseas su dried tomato had me on floor my stomach hurts from laughing damn I needed that

[@jesusfreak279608]

I have to admit I love the Magic Spoon Cereal. I love the Fruit and chocolate flavors. I will try the cinnamon next which I already have and yes I used your code both times.

[@frozennostril]

'We have adult acne..' oh my God, hilarious from start to finish

[@SuperHoneyOil]

Tim is so loud you can hear the mic housing vibrating. Tremendous

[@ProvoFresh]

Superb work on this podcast! Always keeping it crispy🎈

[@leonbonillam]

Love you Tim. Everybody should be watching this.

[@alexl.4362]

"Power to the people" bit was hilarious.

[@yuanjiazhu7940]

Step 1:How do we market broken glass and tear gas? Step 2: ??? Step 3: Now more than ever its important to get a home equity loan and costco membership, for equality, equity and systemic changes. I too am a proud graduate of Timothy Dillon University.

[@lanceread2446]

In a world gone crazy, I've waited all week for Timmy boy

[@Jolt139]

Tim Dillon is one of the funniest guys I've seen in a while. Glad I saw him on Rogan

[@veex48]

“You’re a vector of disease as well as a freedom fighter,” Tim!!! Brilliant. 🤣🤣😂😘🇨🇦❤️

[@frannyy9309]

“I’m starting to think the lockdown was a mistake” 😂😂😂

[@2ez137]

Haven't even Started it yet. Just read the title "long Island strong" and I'm already laughing

[@timeherenowbe3126]

The man drops the only podcast in town!!

[@PhilSNight]

Patron here. Massive fan. Would love a breakdown of the pod's' technical spec/gear/workflow. Maybe Ed can hook us up?

[@ShamusOGrady2]

I hope to meet Tim some day. I used to inspect homes that were foreclosed/in foreclosure back in the day. I like to think he helped me during that point

[@SP-yc5rf]

The podcast should be called "THE YOU KNOW show,featuring Tim Dillion"

[@jameshuddleston3191]

Love your comedy. Last year 9 unarmed black men were killed by police, 5 of which were fighting with police, so that’s 4 murders. That’s horrible, but doesn’t equal a summer weekend in Chicago.

[@karljonson3287]

"fighting with the police" I belive they mask it as resisting arrest.

[@peds8345]

That description of social work / CPS is 100% true lolll

[@jjay__]

Tim, just add ray kump. Make it a duo. Its what the people want

[@Gaggerlotion]

Ray sucks

[@Mrkevi123]

Tim "You Know" Dillon

[@christarver6546]

Bro you the GOAT .😂 Been listening for like a month now.

[@Grizzleface]

Tim Dillon is so far ahead of everyone else. Slowly becoming a fucking legend. Nothing is funnier than this guy atm. He's so switched on too. I love him!

[@Domnovalsportal]

"I have friends that are rubber bullets," lost it, lmao!

[@sydney727]

Timmy Tim Tim... just thinking back to the episodes in and around March, the count of the numbers of the sick and the dead. We’ve come far since then... I hope to be here listening in a few months which ever way this takes a turn.

[@Gaggerlotion]

Nothing happened. Fancy that

[@nightvision_887]

LAST WEEK: "The looting should never end!! If you work at Target Fuck You!" TODAY: "Guys I think i may have to leave Los Angeles and find a safe space to chill until people calm down"

[@louis8487]

You can support mayhem while also being smart enough to get out of it's way.

[@AmyCat71]

It feels like Tim can take any current situation (LI protest) and view it through his experiences, childhood, ect while walking the line of sharing just enough to keep it still funny, relevant and honest. And hello Ben.

[@ThezzRebelzz]

The last five minutes were pure gold.

[@cm-zq1zb]

Whenever long island is in the title you know it's going to be a heater

[@eskimointhisworld]

I will follow you, my captain!

[@walzybby]

Just when I begin to build hope, Dillon uploads and brings me down to Earth

[@jacobqwan]

'Russian bots and Chinese bats'- the musical starring Tim Dillon

[@huntforberries]

Oh my goodness. I just realized the title is a play on the cocktail.. The Long Island. 😂 Like, long Island strong! I get it now!

[@ugandahater]

George Floyd was calling "momma momma" because he was talking to his baby momma who was there at the time. He wasn't calling out to his mom

[@AtoZ-bs2zm]

This is the best comedy podcast in the world. (Period.)

[@jameskrueger8674]

Absolutely smashed the outro

[@Crizzy2swaqq]

I feel like Dillon is the perfect example of funny for no reason 🤣

[@taylorroth2258]

Channeling your inner Alex Jones @ the end there. Had me rolling 😂

[@AndroidG13]

Someone at KZbin loves Tim. How is his video even monetized? In fact he has 16 ads on this video when i watched it! 😆

[@bradleycody4598]

thank you man

[@jwitham2002]

STRONG episode! Life in the big city...

[@Walnder]

Tim Dillion,.....a hero we dont want, but one we need.

[@nolancho]

Hey Tim, you should do a sketch like Louder with Crowder, but call it Chillin with Dillon. Heh!

[@JustinRK81]

Tim would make a great radio host on a morning show back when clear channel radio was a big thing he's got the voice and the spunk for it!

[@colematthews7535]

Dude that ending was ethereal

[@jondawber4690]

Tim gets it ! A whole new world.

[@rational3521]

I'm here for the facts!

[@cheeselight8050]

You win the internet today Tim great stuff. I'm about to join your patron. Peace.

[@WanderTrust]

love those smooth transitions :'D