1Up Box / Loot Crate / Munchpak March 2017 | Ashens

It's boxes of stuff time again! Spoilerzzz: Featuring Logan and Batman and a Predator and lots of snacks and also Jurassic World and more. From 1Up Box and Loot Crate and Munchpak and my postman.
1UP Box Link: 1upbox.com/
Loot Crate link: lootcrate.com/a... (Discount Code: ANEXCELLENTCODE)
Munchpak: munchpak.com/

[@tanookitoad979]

>The box is called 1UP box >"I know guys, lets fill a box called 1UP box, you know, like a game box, with DC comic shit nobody asked for!!!" Why do they keep doing this? I'm going to make a box service called comic box and fill it with obscure games from the 80s nobody wants.

[@ThePluralApostrophe]

tanookitoad979 Be sure to send one to Stuart, he'd love a box of horrible 80s video game crap.

[@tanookitoad979]

Oh trust me I would if I were to make one, but I'm going to market it as some kind of "Comic book subscription box" and then when people open it they'll be disappointed because it'll be filled with things they never asked for, kind of like how comic merchandise always outweighs any other items in these boxes.

[@TheThursty100]

But it's so nerdy!

[@deanc9195]

tanookitoad979 let's be honest, the only reason they had suicide squad stuff was because nobody liked that film and they were getting it cheap

[@lordofmidgets8247]

Because to the hipsters buying this stuff Games and comics are just "nerdy shit" and they don't see a difference.

[@TheBr00talhamster]

That kidney comment genuinely worries me since my sleep schedule is really fucked.

[@TNTLuver9]

'stop staying up jacking off to furry porn' I don't exactly see any indication Revolver Ocelot is a furry other than the fact the word Ocelot is in his name.

[@StarrBoyyx]

TNTlover9 knot me

[@tomrl6674]

TNTlover9 but are you a furry?

[@uuu12343]

TNTlover9 Well revolver ocelot was named as such because he was from the ocelot unit...

[@StarrBoyyx]

Oda Swifteye very

[@agspittal7804]

That delicious fake banana flavour is based on the old Gros Michel bananas that everyone ate in the 50s. Later in the 50s a disease wiped out huge numbers of Gros Michel banana trees and so they switched to selling Cavendish bananas, which were resistant. And now we all eat Cavendish bananas. They still grow Gros Michael bananas, and they're actually making a comeback in some parts of the world! Now you know.

[@politure]

AG Spittal Interesting, cheers!

[@samholdsworth420]

​@@politure 6 years later I want to slap you

[@TheLivingCatastrophe]

I thought this page had a massive argument thread. Maybe that was a different food related video from Ashens

[@AsamiImako]

You see, Ashens, the reason they keep making these little chibi-esque big-headed figurines is because they can hire on much cheaper, less skilled/experienced sculptors and painters to do them. If they did proper figurines they'd need very talented sculptors and painters or they'd all turn out like crap. This is also one of the reasons why the really nice sculpts cost hundreds of dollars. They're cheaper to mold too I reckon.

[@samholdsworth420]

You're saying the kids these days are stupid? Id agree 😊

[@samholdsworth420]

I like how you ignored me it's very rude

[@sophiecola]

i will not ignore you but you can ignore me

[@phreakout93]

croc looks like a mario movie goomba

[@TheBeepbeep2000]

Christian cruz omg I was thinking that to!

[@dystopianparadise5916]

MegaLoad sounds like an adult film star's special ability.

[@samholdsworth420]

I don't get it? could you please explain in detail?

[@dystopianparadise5916]

​@@samholdsworth420 special ability noun : an individual's ability in a particular subject (such as music or mathematics) or in a particular function (such as memorizing) as opposed to his general intelligence

[@samholdsworth420]

@@dystopianparadise5916 lol seven years later. Legend! 🤣

[@DavidBDMyers]

Just in case anyone is curious about artificial banana flavoring. It is based off the flavor of the "gros michel" banana. They were largely killed off by fungus in the 1950s, however you can still find some today thanks to private gardeners efforts to preserve them.

[@ailma0400]

Here comes Slipknot! The man who can climb anything!

[@nikolapetrov6537]

The Mypa bar is actually in Cyrillic writing, it's pronounced Moora

[@Chaos89P]

Мура? I haven't gotten that far, yet. After getting to that point: Is it Bulgarian or Russian? Depending on the language, "Аз съм с истински млечен шоколад!" can either mean "I'm real milk chocolate!" or "I'm taken with chocolate!"

[@nikolapetrov6537]

Chaos89P it's around the end

[@LBlueDust]

+Chaos89P It's Bulgarian.

[@LBlueDust]

+Aoi Oh what you wrote would translate to "I have real chocolate inside of me!"

[@ItsJustGilbert90]

I love those things. Always buy them when I'm in Plovdiv.

[@juststeve1569]

When I saw this was out I looked up, closed my eyes and put my fist in the air. I like these videos.

[@samholdsworth420]

I do that for every Ashens upload

[@badnewsbruner]

I have concluded that Lootcrate is a collection of clearance items that didn't sell well at Hot Topic... that was disappointing... I thought they were gonna make up for it with an actual Primal Rage video game tee, BUT NO!! Friggen class based ass shooter ftw!! Blimey!

[@CosmicKangaroo]

The moments where ashens actually enjoys the thing he's eating is the youtube equivalent of when you're eating a taco and you take a bite and you get all the ingredients, from the beef and cheese,to the sour cream and salsa in one bite and it creates this flavor explosion.

[@HughesEnterprises]

If you look closely, Ashen's logo looks like a pondering displeased Chinese man.

[@ShoraAlchemist24601]

That's Winston. His Ult is called Primal Rage where he just kills everything near him. It's pretty sweet.

[@ZeonXGR]

It's true, Loot Crate exclusives usually do end up in B&M. I should know, I work for them. *Cries in a corner*

[@samholdsworth420]

HAHA U WORK AT BUM BARGAINS

[@ZeonXGR]

@@samholdsworth420 Not anymore 😂

[@samholdsworth420]

@@ZeonXGR hehe

[@grizzl360]

That Logan thing looked like a novelty bubble bath cap. Like those old Matey things.

[@Boogie_the_cat]

Marshmallow Mateys, the knockoff Lucky Charms, DO make a good bubble bath. That is correct, sir or ma'am Grizzlebees360 They color the water and are fun and soapy tasting.

[@strike.smother.dehumanize5318]

*Intro: "are we still doing these?!" Yes, yes we are. And I hope they never stop because let's be honest... this stuff is hilariously entertaining.

[@notdone123456]

You could add SkoshBox to your list, it's all random japanese snacks and I love mine. It comes with a book that gives you a descrption of each snack and extra item that comes in the box. The Skoshbox is now owned by a company called toyko otaku mode.

[@macclea]

your sleeping pattern analogy is so relevant to me when you upload your videos at 2 am

[@zetarhythm3503]

>Ashens uploads at 2am >It's not like I was planning to sleep, anyway.

[@akba666]

The carrot biscuit is actually radish. Chinese people call them white carrots.

[@YetiSpaghetti]

Why does that Killer Croc figurine look like a testicle?

[@camgood2437]

I loved Primal Rage lol. I totally forgot about it until you mentioned it. I was just a little kid back then, but I played it about a hundred times.

[@bloodfox060]

In the first forty seconds ashens accurately described my life.

[@capyblanka3828]

The Killer Croc figure looks like a cross between a ballsack and that one Doctor Who villain who absorbed the members of that community college group...

[@Ozzy779pl]

I still haven't seen a single box worth buying

[@chimmyconcarne]

Loot Crate exclusive! Which usually means it ends up in B&M.

[@daveclements9707]

Lol a lot of truth in it

[@NiborLhats]

Oh, cheers KZbin. Thanks for randomly unsubbing ashens for me even though I watch every single one of his videos!

[@rhasaghoull]

We seriously need a dan and Ashen eating old food special. Come on man. We love the dan food specials and if we don't get one the world may end.

[@StupidpieDah]

When I saw the cover I legit thought the Logan figure was Quasimodo and Wolverine combination.

[@JesusKrispies]

I can never get enough videos of Stuart eating foodstuffs of dubious quality.

[@michaelweis4756]

You're a brave one, Dr. Ashens! Admire you for seven years or so!

[@MicoDossun]

I love that none of the suicide squad merch has Slipknot. Could've replaced one of the Jokers with a Slipknot

[@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome]

The 1Up box was total shite.

[@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome]

I liked the munchpak though !

[@FoulestPanda]

Shirt was nice though

[@10puppyluv]

Banana fact time! The reason why artifical banana taste different is because the banana type they were based off of are sorta extinct, I heard they are still grown in like Singapore. Anyways back in like the 70s a disease infected the existing banana trees of that type, eventually this was called the banana plauge. This cause the USA to switch to a different banana type. The reason why we couldn't just plant some banana trees of the original type is because bananas don't have seeds that do anything. To get new banana trees you have to cut off a branch and plant the branch.

[@turniphead986]

Anyone else get the urge to colour that tie in with felt-tip pens? 😓

[@turniphead986]

Side note: Hearing Stuart use the word "Bonobo" made my night, and I don't quite know why...

[@TwesomE]

I also started to hate what the companies do by all make the same style figurines with big heads,or stuck up smaller versions in blind boxes.The two pioneers in that style of collectible art (since that's how that style is called) were kid robot and medicom with their well known bearbricks and kubricks.I am sick of see everywhere big headed figurines people,take it from a guy that likes pops.But enough is enough companies please make it stop,it started be really tiresome like freaking downey jr and the fucking iron man suits everywhere and harley queen!

[@Keymagination]

I cringe at these Funko figurines and wonder why 90% movie reviewers have them so proudly stacked in the background... WHY?

[@heyitsgwen]

Key Magination they're well made, cultural, and neutral. what more could you want?

[@alicelacy2279]

Lewis Isn't Funny "well made" if a figure have big head and chibi detail, that mean not much on the paint job.. So more easier to made. Especially funko pop, big black eyes. The shirt are more worst, no color shading only base color and big poopy eyes

[@TwesomE]

At least if they work in all the pops logo base stands & such and not only give to star wars bases and the special editions would be better.Its like they have special treatment to the lucas-disney franchise instead give attention to all their products.And as i said in my first comment funko own this to kid robot & medicom.

[@robbertokromwell]

Totally thought that was a guitar pick... Shame it wasn't!

[@Azariachan]

"Explore the world of Primal"? As in the old PS2 game with Hudson Leick? Aww LootCrate, I thought I was the only one who still remembered it.

[@thedrawrf]

"...what we in the trade call, 'ape in a wig'." I screeched with delight at these words.

[@capness1228]

I Do. Not. Get. all the attention Suicide Squad is still getting. I would rather get a box full of actual feces than anything related to that movie.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

capness1228 Fuck you! Fuck you! Ghostbusters 2016 is Worse!!!!

[@RiverTheOneandOnly]

capness1228 " someone else has an opinion different than my own on a movie?? BLASPHEMY!! I WILL *NOT* ALLOW IT!!! ". (sigh)

[@HaydenX]

+capness1228 What's your address so I can send you my Shitbox _TM_ .

[@capness1228]

Definitely NOT an Alien Please explain how you could possibly get that from me stating my own opinion.

[@thechemiist14]

1: Go back to school, and learn proper sentence structure. 2: Good job stating the obvious.

[@NuttyNow]

Punctuation makes all the difference folks, for example.. World's finest chocolate, my bumhole! or World's finest chocolate: My bumhole

[@Sirdeathvids]

Let's eat grandma! OR Let's eat, grandma!

[@gabriel_zx_neptune]

Sirdeathvids The example that was used on my school!! 😊 (sighs) copy-paste

[@blargvlarg1390]

Oh, Yahtzee, oh.

[@tally5k339]

Let's eat out, kids! or Let's eat out kids!

[@shredBucketheadshred]

I helped my uncle Jack off a horse ......

[@UndeadCollector]

Sad Blooper, he's now only a shadow of the new hip Splatoon Squids

[@keeperofthecheese]

"Some of them were nice, some of them were weren't." LOL

[@CrimsonCasualty]

That opening hit just a little too close to home...

[@evilwatermelon99]

I absolutely hate every subscription box service out there...and love watching you suffer with them.

[@MininiTheSmall]

Oh yay! I've always been laying in anticipation for the moment that something from my country will be reviewed! the MYPA, or mura, as it actually is in cyrilic, has gone pretty cheap for the last few years. They're not bad, but yeah, they use to be a lot thicker, although the chocolate is nice in that sorta milky way, but yeah, use to be a lot better.

[@professionalvr]

15:13 It's a Bulgarian waffer brand called Mura (Macedonian or Bosnian pine) and the bubble on the right says : "I'm with real milk chocolate".

[@Pereirasama]

His name was Slipknot, Ashens. And he died for our sins. Wait, did i said he died for our sins? No, what i meant is that he died as a plot device.

[@jlan7844]

I've started to notice something about Ashen's logo and I'm not sure if I'm the only one who sees it, but his logo kinda looks like a British version of the Nostalgia Critic. Or maybe the Nostalgia Critic looks like an American version of Ashen's logo. Either way the similarity is there, at least to me. Oh, yeah and "Peanut butter and strawberry jelly, that sounds awful". Meanwhile in the US peanut butter and jelly is one of if not the most popular sandwich, gotta love international taste differences especially on this channel.

[@byssted]

The banana the stuff is flavored after isn't actually extinct, it's just been replaced with another banana in the west because it was rendered almost extinct by a fungus or something. It still exists in east and south asia, I think.

[@startedtech]

Izuru Kamukura Those Bananas taste awful

[@soangry]

The banana is called a Gros Michel. The western production was nearly wiped out by Panama disease, however it is still grown in the Philippines.

[@ollywhelan5377]

"3 minutes ago" perfect timing Stuart [8]

[@kaledvoulch_]

4:40. He really has fallen behind, opening February's box.

[@elliejohnson2786]

Whenever my sleep schedule is fucked, i stay up an entire day and go to bed at a normal time. It ALWAYS fixes it for me.

[@brickman770]

7:10 is that dreadlock squidward?

[@EmergencyChannel]

My megaload tastes like peanut but saltier.

[@dawsongranger4940]

360deeman Oh my...

[@bellenderjones7965]

Strange people tells me mine tastes of pineapple.

[@babablacksheep3950]

360deeman Go find medical help please... that is not normal

[@mattyfox666]

How did Predator fit into primal? Is it a P R thing?

[@samcrane5273]

mattyfox666 booooo your joke is bad boooooook

[@TUGamerTM]

oh the humor of ashens, i love it

[@MattTester]

I approve of the Mk.1 Ford Escort RS alloy wheel design on the orange biscuits. Look it up.

[@papaquonis]

Never understood that peanut butter and jelly combo. Maybe it only works, if you're American?

[@ThePluralApostrophe]

PapaQ It works because it's delicious. You've got the salty, savory taste of the peanut butter blended with the sweet, slightly tartness (depending on the jelly) of the jelly. It's like putting meat and cheese on a sandwich. The flavours heavily compliment each other.

[@tomrl6674]

PapaQ Americans have strange food preferences, it's from decades of eating modified corn starch and high fructose corn syrup. Americans think anything with sugar tastes good, it's why they're so fat

[@CelticKate93]

I'm British. Welsh to be precise and I tried this peanut butter and jelly combo and it was alien to me lol

[@FoulestPanda]

PapaQ shut up.

[@anamiko]

I'm canadian and it's fine, I prefer jam though. Homemade strawberry jam is my favorite. It really helps the peanut butter not dry out your mouth as much.

[@dogspoonforsale2365]

logan skipped leg day

[@xXAshesFallenXx]

As a professional baker (17yrs) here in America, I'd like to give some input on the Hide&Seek's cookies. Those can be found in most southern grocery stores. I had the sad thought that they would be a great new thing to try. The package I had received was a mix flavor wise of: soft hints a rancid chocolate, and rancid tart biscuits.

[@slimeyslug50]

Bring back the nostalgia boxes!

[@KonaSquid]

might actually be red bean paste in the doraemon thing. that character likes eating dorayaki.

[@KonaSquid]

Terrible Television​ I didn't see it. no need to be a smartass.

[@HaydenX]

+KonaSquid Do you eat cornets chocolate side first?

[@KonaSquid]

HaydenX sure X3

[@RockheadRumple69]

the irony of saying no need to be a smartass after you tried to flex your weab knowledge...

[@savionallen-harding7889]

KonaSquid the fact you know this made me lose hope for humanity

[@1981troyboy]

i got old man logan. in mine, same sculpt but they painted his hair grey LOL

[@Jakewake52]

The climbing guy and possibly TY were the best characters

[@Oculas2003]

Steady on! - my nieces love playing Primal Rage on my Retropi.

[@Brandon999LFC]

ashens probably thinks water is spicy

[@TheSektorz]

Забелязахте ли че Български вафли и кроасани доста често се намират във food mystery boxes

[@alexeverett308]

The SektorZ yup.

[@AgentTasmania]

Alex Everett-last Da*

[@FurryShep]

Lmao... That sleep schedule joke really got me.

[@SWbloodwolf]

Ashens is the only person in the whole world who I don't mind hearing eat/chew food

[@TheNintendo12]

i work at a b&m, i can confirm that statement

[@ttttttttp2]

That 1up box gave me cancer. How do you have a box meant for games full of shit from comic books?

[@rosiewinter6634]

still up .....gets notification from ashens click immediately

[@nates9536]

Slipknot, THE MAN WHO CAN CLIMB ANYTHING! Thanks DC. That's what the kids want.

[@ghostisblack]

jurassic world was good if you arent wanting something more, you shouldnt expect so much from a movie about dinos attacking a park.

[@PushedButton]

The last time I came this early I had to buy her breakfast.

[@Donteatacowman]

I think the best fan items are the things like the metal sign - stuff that you might expect to exist in the universe of the story as a fun little nod to fans, but normal-but-a-little-confusing for people who don't know it. I prefer that sort of collectible to a t-shirt/hoodie/print. Harder to shop for that kind of thing and it's more expensive to make, since it would be an individual new item for each series, but worth it imo.

[@ChrissieBear]

I think that is supposed to be a reference to Primal Rage the game, since Winston's face on the shirt looks like one of the covers of Primal Rage.

[@thesnivyproductions119]

fucking inflatable fucking crown

[@CelticKate93]

I would love a strictly fallout loot crate, alien 1,2,3, Prometheus and the upcoming alien film and a rick and morty one 🤤

[@CelticKate93]

Ali Abbas why thankyou. Chicken would be great and Yes! Let's totally do that! And while your at it, you can buy me a Ferrari and mansion on top of a hill.

[@CarrotConsumer]

It's Katy I can get ya a rusty trailer in Wisconsin and a pickup without an engine block. What do you say?

[@CelticKate93]

***** turned on to the max! I'll take it.

[@A9OOlbGorrila]

a strictly fallout crate i thought u meant some weird mash up of strictly come dancing and fallout LOL

[@CelticKate93]

A9OOlbGorrila omg! Haha, I hated that show lol

[@thegreatcalvinio]

Speaking of Wolverine... RIP Logan

[@C4ndleJ4ck]

I'm glad you reminded me that exactly what I am doing right now at 5am on a Sunday night/Monday morning can contribute to kidney failure.

[@DanVR001]

I don't like the ending music.

[@TenshiCat]

It doesn't seem very fitting for Ashens

[@gintori5329]

DanVR its funny cuz its not fitting

[@salmahyenasashimicheetah6888]

Tenshi Cat It's a joke, there was an entire comment thread about it on the first video when it was first changed a while ago.

[@TheKsalad]

Nerd culture is so lame.

[@songbyrd8174]

Pretty sure this is the February 2017 1UP Box. March's theme is Team and has some Sonic and TMNT stuff. They've been sending the boxes pretty late in the month.

[@georgesears934]

Love how you avoided taking out the Vinyl figure as long as possible even though everyone saw it the femtosecond you opened the box. You really didn't want to acknowledge its existence.

[@mas6726]

why the hell do you upload so late

[@mas6726]

I'm from the UK he's from the UK but still uploads at 2am

[@Morgan02]

mas it's 10:42 pm here

[@ojbm0362]

mas I'm in Australia so I'm fine

[@TheMaster1246]

Maybe he has more subscribers from the US than the UK

[@mas6726]

TheMaster1246 possibly but his humour is heavily British so I doubt it

[@monerz4566]

I love the man who can climb anything

[@DarkMario2]

Another ashens vid! My day just got 100% better!

[@zoezoe945]

I spit out my juice so much my addiction to Diet Coke is gone! Thank you, Stuart!

[@TheOriginalMaxGForce]

It's the middle of the night and I'm watching a British man eat cookies and make yummy sounds. What am I doing with my life?

[@GTropinin]

15:17 - pretty sure, "Мура" is in Cyrillic, making it "Мoora". And it says "I am a real milk chocolate" in Bulgarian. No idea why would anyone want to know that, just wanted to share.

[@therealog9430]

I have the same Logan from loot crate and I love it. Super heavy and the paint looks amazing.

[@therealog9430]

We actually have the exact same loot crate items. Such rubbish.

[@faycalziane4868]

the smiley face is a reference to the comedian from watchmen

[@jordanmellor5903]

Funny how Slipknot wasn't even on the back of that mystery box so poor Ashens had 0 chance of getting his favourite

[@josiaharaki7310]

the good thing about a wolverine figure being made of metal is you can toss it around and abuse it and if the paint comes off it'll just look like it's his adamantium bones....

[@joannegray5138]

I have a black and white maxi skirt with a skulls and roses design that would go great with that tie.

[@InterstellarVulpine]

Haven't watched yet but judging by that thumbnail it looks QUALITY. EDIT: Lazy-ass OW shirt, it's just one of the sprays in the game, at least make an original design or something. Also, I know Stuart isn't going to read this (or care for that matter), but the name of the dude he was thinking about is Slipknot. You can now stop losing sleep at night after this knowledge bomb.