Loot Crate, Mystery Box and Treats May 2017 | Ashens

[@Coolmanwag123]

You should make a spin off where you tell us how much you sold the contents for.

[@mandeville123123]

Coolmanwag123 Give this man a medal. However it could have downsides as people could just find Ashen's ebay and bid the items up for no reason.

[@Coolmanwag123]

mandeville123123 Very true, as long as he was careful I'm sure it would be fine.

[@mandeville123123]

Coolmanwag123 True.

[@gabrielkall3694]

Like Wheeler Dealers lol

[@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39]

he could name it "crate loot" and just review the money in his hands while talking about what he sold

[@cAPSlOCKrOXX]

"Which month is it this year?" - Dr. Stuart Ashens, 2017

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

cAPSlOCKrOXX 2017 Ariana Grande Dad.

[@thehappylittlefoxakabenji8154]

he,s no doctor but that ass nurse

[@supernovagamer929]

I miss the 80's and 90's boxes

[@MrHack4never]

Space Martian they ran out of 80's and 90's

[@agnarthewretched]

I know the guy behind them. They're still going so most likely Ashens just doesn't order them.

[@topguntopcat]

I agree miss the 80s and 90s boxs they were really good

[@maggotsitnspin]

> Star Wars Anti-Stress Coloring Book > opens book > flips through pages > Jar Jar Binks is on one page > sees no irony in this

[@Rogue0DK]

Something seriously wrong with a product when the best thing in it is the damn pin...

[@PurpleAlzir]

I feel the big headed Q fig thing works with Rocket Racoon more than most of the other characters they have done

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

PurpleAlzir Same here.

[@RobinWatson27]

Funko Pop Roo from Winnie the Pooh has 100% original, undistorted proportions

[@lawza3702]

PurpleAlzir same

[@theochristie6742]

I love how the 'exotic' food is literally shit you can get down at your local fuckin Tesco, Priceless

[@Neolibwill]

To be fair, they probably were expecting a lot of their clients to be American.

[@BunniMonster]

"Your crisps are substandard at best". A savage English takedown, this Fabolous fellow has now surely lost all respect from his homies.

[@leecairnduff8021]

*Excited to see that the theme is ireland so stuart can try some sweets* *literally the only irish things are those crisps* -_-

[@theguaable]

And the Twiglets... Oh wait

[@dethadder0]

I thought the Dr. Who book was a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book for a second.

[@MathewHaswell]

I'm sure those exist, but that was not one of them.

[@pretzelmister01]

That Doctor Who book is a Target novelisation based on 'The Moonbase' from 1967

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

I thought so. I used to have a ton of those that I got from a local bookstore.

[@jakerockznoodles]

pretzelmister I presumed as much as soon as he started reading the blurb and the pictures kind of sealed it.

[@pretzelmister01]

Also seeing as half the episodes from that story are missing it's probably the best way to experience the story. Although I think they might have created animated versions of them like they have for others

[@MuchWhittering]

Animated versions do indeed exist. Or you could watch the fan reconstructions.

[@Interference22]

Yeah. I strongly recommend just getting the DVD. That's got animated reconstructions of the missing two episodes, is digitally remastered, and has some nice special features to go with it. You can grab it off Amazon. It's a solid Troughton era 4-parter.

[@hotdogfingerz9674]

Loot crate gets worse and worse every month

[@DoctorBastard]

HotDogFingerz Seems to be dipping down in quality again for sure.

[@AgentTasmania]

HotDogFingerz I've still never seen anything I'd want besides a few of the shirts.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

HotDogFingerz Fucking Inflatable Fucking Crown!

[@Cthulu1985]

Something tells me we are about to see something worse than that (maybe the pencils were that).

[@WalcomS7]

There's a reason why I stopped subscribing to them back in 2015.

[@numbers9to0]

Thank god, Ashens was uploading when I've been sleeping. He didn't keep me awake at 3 at night... as he does most of the time.

[@pugilist31]

Can always count on Ashens for a classic Goodies reference, that show...people still talk about...

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

schoolgirlpugilist Is that fan art of Gem as your icon?

[@pugilist31]

It is indeed, you can find the original fanart by Causticart on tumblr.

[@colinplante8980]

I remember when loot crate was was good... Oh wait. It never was in the first place.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

i think there were 1 or 2 that were pretty good, but yeah, they are mostly shit.

[@colinplante8980]

I remember going to one of my friends houses a few years ago, and he had one there. I can only describe the contents as a bunch of useless crap

[@Trakker1985]

occasionally there is good stuff, but when there is, I just rely on someone selling it off on ebay

[@leahqt3.14]

Colin the Procrastinator i remember when lemons could be used as grenades but then the geneva convention stopped us from using them

[@glswenson]

Colin the Procrastinator there were some good things in the early boxes. exclusive Funko pops that are now selling for a lot, the Megaman helmets, the power rangers tee that's now selling for like $40, superfight card game.

[@rammice]

"Which month is it this year" cracks me up

[@LazerLord10]

I've eaten shamrock before. It's that clover stuff with the heart-shaped leaves. I remember it tasting tangy and lemon-like. It was actually pretty good.

[@BobSheepbob]

Can dry them and put them on chicken

[@thomasjenkins7506]

every mystery box needs some kind of ron perlman action figure.

[@moniquesantrifcer1447]

Thomas Jenkins maybe if they made payday 2 figurines. since he's a biker in that too

[@crashfalso]

Everything in life needs some more Ron Perlman

[@MathewHaswell]

And Ashen's videos need more reality-distorting Playmobil hay.

[@garcon45]

"Which month is it this year?" Stuart Ashen, 2017

[@EvocativeKitsune]

Never take delicious british sweets for granted! As fine as France may be in other culinary arts, their shops lack these delights, which we make a point of hoarding on every trip over.

[@Iootman]

Are we still doing these?

[@joshioaz85]

Lootman bloody hell...

[@ravenfaebowie]

I bought a Goonies tshirt with the exact same slogan, but a much better designed jolly-roger that actually looks like One-Eyed-Willie, for £5 a few weeks ago.

[@ham8426]

"What month is it this year?" -Stuart Ashens 2017

[@JCBSPNCR]

thank you guru larry for the knife thing

[@StabStabStabStabby]

Where did the nostalgia boxes go? They were the best ones.

[@SlyPearTree]

I hope for Stuart that next month's food crate is not England.

[@jakedarling7549]

SlyPearTree It'll be from Wales just you wait...

[@Veeooom]

Jake Darling Yeah. Welsh cakes and cheese with some Breccan beacons water.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

A bottle of Ty Nant, Pice ar y Mân, a can of naff cawl, a glamorgan sausage and a leek.

[@robinok3]

"That's what they called him in that awful awful..." *Starts scrolling* "...M. Night Shyamalan film" *Scrolls back up*

[@landenhawley7874]

For a split second while you were flipping through the non loot crate book I saw a coloring picture that was the one on the cover of the other one

[@jethrojenkins5245]

Landenater 02/ Themacdaddy there was another picture that matched up too.

[@kingjames4886]

wtf is "shamrock extract" otherwise those chips look like sour cream and onion.

[@XenithLive]

crisps

[@juststeve1569]

I haven't even watched yet but I have to say, these mystery unboxings are one of my favourite types of Ashens videos. His disappointment is our entertainment.

[@TomGreen99]

Never heard of that rapper either. Had to google it. Yup, he's apparently the rapper on the wrapper.

[@5roundsrapid263]

TomGreen 99 Rap Snacks are still around? I remember seeing them in poor areas 15 years ago.

[@thehappylittlefoxakabenji8154]

well that just about wraps it up !

[@ed07722]

@@thehappylittlefoxakabenji8154 u mean "raps" it up. Couldn't resist

[@thehappylittlefoxakabenji8154]

@@ed07722 it took you long enough ! sorry couldn't resist !

[@ed07722]

@@thehappylittlefoxakabenji8154 2 years! Was not expecting a reply lmao

[@Braddurs]

Those hickory smoked crisps are bloody amazing! bought a bag when I was in Dublin and still crave them two years later

[@kyotra]

Flakes are actually a common thing in the convenience stores where I live in Ohio. A lot of U.K. candy has made its way over here.

[@danielmullins9953]

I feel like that box was designed for NerdCubed, it had all his favourite things Doctor Who, Star Trek and Minions

[@AlexRye-sv6no]

Adults who like minions should be on a watch list... Dr who too for that matter

[@madbstard1]

Try the Marietta biscuits again - they are way more plain than Rich Tea. Also, don't think I've ever seen Twiglets sold here in Ireland. They are lovely though.

[@mim0381]

You've just crushed my childhood nostalgia daydreams. RIP Goodies

[@FzEdits]

Bloody hell, are we still doing these?

[@noochienoo7896]

The classic and X force Deadpool were both in pound stretcher a few years ago.

[@andrewlane4766]

'puts the entire Moon Base into squit' - Ashens is indeed from Norfolk

[@KOTYAR0]

18:54 Oh hey, these little keys are wonderful! I bought like 20 of them in bulk, they make great presents!

[@thrilltoth]

The Amazing Mystery box has potential, seemed better value for money than Loot Crate

[@OtterlyInsane]

Cadbury chocolate made in Ireland is actually different than the UK stuff. And there are two totally different Tayto companies.

[@noisytim]

an excellent coughing

[@varikvalefor]

Big Clive? Is that you? XD

[@dabunnyman9133]

The link at the end of this video just puts you in a time loop back to the start. Aieeee!!

[@crossmirage]

where can one buy your crate leftovers

[@Canb.d]

crossmirage ebay maybe

[@wopjohn]

qfig should make a sad onion figure

[@brhodes0]

wopjohn this comment deserves more love

[@thescottishfloofsquad5904]

I like the goonies, but what about them matches the theme guardian?

[@mcopado]

Glad to hear you're considering starting up blind bags again. It's one of my favorite of your videos.

[@RiownerTias]

The minute that Treat box opened, immediately spots the Flake. Oh dear, it's one of ours. (Then says its from Ireland) At there was some things in there I haven't seen

[@joewaters5348]

I got so exited exited when he said the goodies, I used to love that show.

[@DanteTimberwolf]

14:05 "a mystery virus is wreaking havoc" that didn't age well

[@TrueShilic]

In case nobody said it yet, the Doctor Who book is the novelization of the Patrick Troughton Serial "The Moonbase". Since it was very difficult to watch the old Doctor who serials (and it still is, half of this story is still missing) since the BCC didn't ever re-air them the scripts were adapted into novelizations, which would also elaborate and fill in details that were not present in the episode.

[@emmittmorgans8076]

I'm confused as to why, but I'm not even mad that you started off this video as Lady Bracknell. I didn't know you were a Bunburyist!

[@cmd2tuts]

Now you know how the rest of us feel when you review the treats box from our country. Although most of it is candy that must be bought at a supermarket, I suppose that's the idea but it would be cool to see a box with more traditional candies from smaller local manufacturers.

[@JacobHillSBD]

Not gonna lie, when you pulled out the Rap Snacks, I thought it was some sort of Aziz Ansari brand potato chips.

[@jennybailey2998]

I remember Altiair colouring books, back in the 80s. my family would sit with a few books & some felt pens, & take turns passing them round colouring in different parts of which ever patterns we were working on. Quite a strange but fun ritual!

[@lejonbrames3912]

RIP LOOTCRATE WHAT TRASH

[@Jack_Wolfe]

16:35 AGREED! I love that Samurai Jack style.

[@steammachine3061]

the skull and crossbones on that goonies t shirt was probably stolen from google images. iv used the exact same image in the past for my photoshoppery

[@beareatsworld7637]

I wonder is SpudNav is like a SatNav that directs you to the location of your nearest potato crop.

[@emilyinbetweener]

Those pencils look like the ones they give kids in those cheapo Peppa pig magazines and similar. Burn them.

[@valval1877]

BUUURRRNNN HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@1gcm]

val val alright mate calm down

[@jeramzPC]

Glad you're still doing these. Keep it up! FOREVER!

[@Tyrone_M]

THE GOODIES IS AN AMAZING SHOW!!!

[@mitchhirt]

The clone wars season 1 and 2 were mediocre with a few good episodes, but season 3 started really improving on it. I would highly recommend watching the series if you get the chance. Keep in mind that the episodes weren't all released chronologically, so if you watch in release order, it may get confusing.

[@gerrymander69420]

please do a gigantic blind bag video

[@ellaisplotting]

Like, 3 hours long

[@ayato___]

Anonymous Would be very interesting if he streamed it

[@magicjoybox]

I have that exact same key tool! My favorite feature is how when you use the screwdriver, if your hand slips you can simultaneously fuck up the pads of your fingers on the cerrations and sink the razor sharp tip of the blade a quarter inch into your palm.

[@holaburger6075]

This was the worst Loot Crate since the inflatable crown.

[@IanC14]

Bozhidar Kolarov fucking inflatable fucking crown!

[@1973Washu]

The crisps are part of the struggle and eating them will somehow improve you. (or perhaps leave you mildly nauseous)

[@onagda]

"I didn't know shamrock was edible" Anything is edible if you're brave enough.

[@randominternetsurfersurfin7595]

onagda lava is only edible once.

[@BrianS1981]

Shamrock stems actually have a sweet taste to them.

[@ohmydinosare]

"Doctor who and the cybermen" is the target novelisation of the 1967 tv serial "The Moonbase" with Patrick Troughton. It's worth a read, since two out of the 4 episodes are missing. There is a dvd with the missing episodes animated to the original audio, but it's not quite the same.

[@Acidicstudios]

You mean I can get a box full of chocolate n' crisps from my local shop shipped to me for an almost affordable price? Result~ :'D

[@franksmith3786]

Tayto are ok. but I tell you what I miss most living here in Cork..... Ready salted Golden Wonder.

[@Gun5hip]

Canadian here and I would loveeee that munch pack!

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Gunship Same here!

[@Veeooom]

Gunship Why nigga eat some Canadian wolf or some shit

[@TheKadie53]

Definitely would love to see that box you brought from Norwich again, was pretty awesome. I would say worth😊

[@moistladd]

Sounds like that rapper wants you to become a crisp

[@EmmaW5]

12:00 Oh my god, I have one of those Dalek notebooks! Got it from HMV :)

[@Cowmanik]

Very cool.

[@dvdmike007]

The mystery box thing had a stand at MCM where the whole show was boxes

[@ChesapeakeRipper]

O. O I would love to have that hannibal tshirt

[@omgmeepmeeeplol]

was anyone else whos british just facepalming at the hilarity of all the food being literally just things you can get in the snack section of the shop down the road

[@man-mq9rk]

All hail ashens

[@TheFlipsta97]

FD3S Amman I propose he be referred to as "the 'shins"

[@DrBachur]

"Let's have a quick look at the book." Literally flips it for less than a second. "GOD THAT WAS FUN WUNNIT"

[@SympleSymon]

El Crítico Molesto Ashens reads faster than Johnny 5

[@Cmac0801]

It's 2:25 in the morning mate...

[@PeaNutter505]

Cmac0801 Fucking Ashens in a Nutshell.

[@gilbertfil]

PeaNutter505™ heh it's only 9:54 here

[@AgentTasmania]

Cmac0801 It's midday ya shit

[@mobrien98]

maybe in barbarian country

[@Zephieish]

AgentTasmania U FUKKIN ABBO

[@CichlidAsh]

Most honest Loot Crate opening I have ever seen. These things do seem to be pretty much filled with Pondland junk and a T-Shirt no where near worth buying as far as I am concerned but I do like seeing "What's in the box"

[@twitchster77]

27 minutes of this tat? Hold on...let me go grab my lotion, my cat and a sock.

[@jamjamcamjam]

twitchster77 what's the cat for

[@Wieselkatze]

Joe Cammaroto the pain. you wouldnt want to miss the pain of being bitten and scratched down....there....

[@twitchster77]

Joe Cammaroto. To snuggle with duh! I need some lotion for my dry skin, a sock to keep my left foot warm, and my cat the cuddle with. 27 minutes is a long time!!

[@calebbates2026]

twitchster77 How come you only have one sock?

[@jasper.krzyza]

Caleb Bates to keep his left foot warm

[@thepokekid01]

That Amazing Mystery box is actually well worth the 20£ you paid for it!

[@Leo_252]

Hmm, you know you've been seeing to much politics when you misread 'treats may' as Teresa May.

[@MrHusang23]

That Mystery Pack was really cool, I wish they would sell it in my country

[@PhenDerp]

First time I've come so early without my dad complaining

[@ethanl5446]

Pheno wat

[@dethadder0]

Pheno But with mom's encouragement?

[@SakuraAvalon]

Hawt.

[@DevinGates]

Someone's probably told him, but 'lady' = Katey Sagal, aka Turanga Leela :)

[@agoraphobicsquirrel8607]

Perfect timing for California :)

[@V-grandraccoon]

" Doctor who and the cybermen " is a novelisation of the serial " the moon base " from season 4. The copy you have is in quite good condition I'd love to have one.

[@dwaynetherock-hardjohnson5676]

shamrocks are both edible, and almighty fucking delicious perfect little tangy sour twist to them, they are called wood sorrel in the foraging community and they are bloody amazing

[@5roundsrapid263]

Dwayne the 'Rock-Hard' Johnson You can actually eat them? Fascinating. They're everywhere in my area.

[@TNTLuver9]

Oh man, I love the Star Wars pocketmodels! They had them in 99 cent stores a couple years ago here in America and I bought a TON of them! They're a bit flimsy, but fairly good models.

[@blaineishere3851]

The first Star Wars pen is not the clone wars. Lmfao. It's episode 3. No idea why it says clone wars. The clone wars. Is a very good, very expansive show if you really watch it. Season 1 is kinda meh. Everything after that is genuinely good, in context. There's episodes here and there that suck, but as a whole it's fantastic.

[@blaineishere3851]

Seismic Swan I haven't seen season 3 yet, but I disagree. Rebels is great too, but there's so much subtlety and deep story telling in the clone wars. It genuinely makes the prequels a far better experience for me, too. So it gets extra points for fixing parts of the prequels. Lol

[@co8wei]

I feel like Ashens is just bias towards anything related to the prequels. The clone wars is great has been nominated and has won dozens of awards. Both series are good imo.

[@blaineishere3851]

co8wei yeah. I agree. I can't really blame him though. The execution of the prequels is pretty bad.

[@naturaltherapeutichimalaya8134]

Blaine Hoover I love clone wars

[@th3lonef0x4]

15:22 I'm pretty sure that is a novelisation of one of the lost episode.

[@seashake]

I love when youtubers get sweets from the UK because it reminds us all how sad it must be to be American and not have custard creams or hula hoops or flakes... I don't know how you would survive

[@aceisking]

In orlando there is last time i was there a british shop

[@talideon]

The difference between a Marietta and a Rich Tea biscuit is the former is vanilla flavoured whereas the latter is malted. The texture is pretty similar, so it's just a slight difference in flavour.

[@OlEgSaS32]

Those New York "crisps" need more Timberlands and "Deadass" and "Brick", "Fam" and more "Deadass" and all that other ridiculous crap that even myself, being a New Yorker, am absolutely sick of hearing and being referenced all over the fucking place

[@AllHailNannerpuss]

OlEgSaS32 Yo B, the crisps are called "chips" . The chips also need a "bacon, egg and cheese on a roll with a Snapple/Arizona" flavor. Everything else is ight my guy.

[@OlEgSaS32]

Along with a "NY Slice" flavor

[@AtomicSniper22]

OlEgSaS32 that's just the youth of America these days

[@DarknessViper99]

Just replace Deadass and Brick with Dab and Bruh and you got yourself a Californian on your hands.

[@Ben_204]

Don't you guys get all the winks branded toxic crap, we don't really

[@OlagGan]

With reference to the Doctor Who Book. They did originally come out in the 70s and are indeed taken from the original episodes. (I remember I must have been about 8 (It must have been about 1978) and bought one from the Doctor Who Exhibition at Longleat. It was "The Tenth Planet" and what with moving and whatever I've never been able to find it since.) BTW On several of the Books the titles do not match the titles of the episodes. You have struck "lucky" and have managed to get one. Doctor Who and the Cybermen is actually taken from the episode "The Moonbase"

[@Adrastia]

I used to see a lot of these books at the Salvation Army as a child in the 80s. They had the choose your own adventure books. I bought one about a comet. I can't remember the title. I wish I still had it. But I moved a lot so it's long gone. I wish I had realised in the 80s how much cool 70s stuff I could get because no one wanted it it. They had so many hippies clothes no one would dare wear in the aqua net and neon spandex years. I could be making a mint selling vintage hippie wear to hipsters.