12-Year-Old Harry Potter Sweets | Ashens

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@zarbixii
@zarbixii 7 жыл бұрын
Ashens fists an edible amphibian after being disappointed by a train station.
@PsylomeAlpha
@PsylomeAlpha 7 жыл бұрын
British man fists frog to death after missing train.
@mattsharman4733
@mattsharman4733 7 жыл бұрын
As usual, the comments section never ceases to impress.
@TheTetrapod
@TheTetrapod 7 жыл бұрын
I'd argue that most amphibians are edible.
@DanJWR22
@DanJWR22 7 жыл бұрын
Matt Sharman lol
@PeteKachew
@PeteKachew 7 жыл бұрын
Zarbi Xii The book was better than the movie tbh.
@tncorgi92
@tncorgi92 7 жыл бұрын
"Punching the Chocolate Frog" sounds like a sexual euphemism.
@darwenlister1639
@darwenlister1639 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed that hard at a KZbin comment in a long time - Thank you, Sir!
@legoface
@legoface 4 ай бұрын
This might just be the best KZbin comment of all time
@elin111
@elin111 7 жыл бұрын
There's something surprisingly amusing about watching an adult man punch outdated chocolate.
@MaxVultur
@MaxVultur 7 жыл бұрын
Ashen in Hogwarts would be a very short book series. "Yer a wizard, Stewart!" "Oh sod off!"
@KnightedSilverWolf
@KnightedSilverWolf 7 жыл бұрын
MaxVultur lmao
@KirbyMario12345_939
@KirbyMario12345_939 7 жыл бұрын
Stuart, but yes. Stuart Ashen and the Failed Application.
@hiraetheria
@hiraetheria 7 жыл бұрын
If Stuart fought Voldemort he'd probably challenge him with a fake wand. (No, not the fake ones from Weasley Wizard Wheezes. I mean an actually fake one. A horribly sculpted twig.)
@D00dlebugInc
@D00dlebugInc 6 жыл бұрын
"Stuart Ashens and the Poundland Special"
@lezaanvanwyk9202
@lezaanvanwyk9202 5 жыл бұрын
This had me laughing out loud at 1:23am 😂😂
@GNerdful
@GNerdful 7 жыл бұрын
"What flavour bean did you get?" "I got weaponised anthrax flavour"
@ghoztedkid
@ghoztedkid 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAA OMG ☣👅
@tokega
@tokega 7 жыл бұрын
Ashens: If you wish to see a grown man punching, and being unable to penetrate, a chocolate frog.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 жыл бұрын
tokega Ashens Crootlate: For when you need to remind yourself that an obviously good Marvel movie is obviously good and that an obviously hated DC movie is obviously hated.
@ZiozoneEmperor
@ZiozoneEmperor 7 жыл бұрын
i dunno, zepelli could also do that just fine
@PsylomeAlpha
@PsylomeAlpha 7 жыл бұрын
I can see the headline now: british youtuber fists frog to pieces for profit?
@thecryingsoul
@thecryingsoul 7 жыл бұрын
For the record I would be quite good at penetrating a chocolate frog.
@uTubeNoITube
@uTubeNoITube 7 жыл бұрын
For those who always wanted to see a gif of Stuart punching a chocolate frog to death, your dream has come true! media.giphy.com/media/3ohryoGMmHt3KN3kOs/giphy.gif
@MissAmazingZoe
@MissAmazingZoe 7 жыл бұрын
these are older than Harry was in the first book
@mobrien98
@mobrien98 7 жыл бұрын
holy shit
@saygisizclips1832
@saygisizclips1832 7 жыл бұрын
MissAmazingZoe I love adventure time :D
@HellsJerome87
@HellsJerome87 7 жыл бұрын
These are about the same age as they would be on the year they were sold (2004), had they been made the same year as the story takes place (1992).
@PACKERMAN2077
@PACKERMAN2077 7 жыл бұрын
Uncle Explosion I thought it took place in the 194...... oh that's another book series.
@jaymesyt
@jaymesyt 7 жыл бұрын
PAKTRA PRODUCTIONS Mein Kampf
@Sapphire-dw7sd
@Sapphire-dw7sd 7 жыл бұрын
Ashen eating Mouldy treats is always my favourite thing to watch.
@natnatalienat
@natnatalienat 7 жыл бұрын
Best drinking game: Watch Ashens videos and take a shot everytime he says "Slight hint of rot."
@tonyc7879
@tonyc7879 5 жыл бұрын
Or "what a world we live in"
@WatcherKoops4677
@WatcherKoops4677 5 жыл бұрын
Another shot when he curse in British
@superninja4687
@superninja4687 2 жыл бұрын
how to die of alcohol poisoning in a few short hours
@IceHockeyJedi
@IceHockeyJedi 7 жыл бұрын
Did you have 'Watch some English dude physically abuse a piece of frog-shaped candy' on your bucket list? Well, scratch it off.
@realquestforgreatness
@realquestforgreatness 7 жыл бұрын
IceHockeyJedi it was so hot
@IceHockeyJedi
@IceHockeyJedi 7 жыл бұрын
So hot it's cool?
@Robofrog100
@Robofrog100 7 жыл бұрын
IceHockeyJedi so cool its hot!
@Mister_Fancypants
@Mister_Fancypants 7 жыл бұрын
is it poptarts?
@IceHockeyJedi
@IceHockeyJedi 7 жыл бұрын
IT'S NOT POP TARTS!
@Azeria
@Azeria 7 жыл бұрын
Some people watching this are younger than these sweets
@Azeria
@Azeria 7 жыл бұрын
the really sad thing is I was once that 12 year old watching ashens and now I'm an actual adult.
@thiccraymond9259
@thiccraymond9259 4 жыл бұрын
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@warlord1873
@warlord1873 4 жыл бұрын
And some people are too old to watch any videos
@darkforestzombie218
@darkforestzombie218 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I'm 12. This channel is GREAT!!!
@alerojas2952
@alerojas2952 3 жыл бұрын
@@warlord1873 hush, son.
@Rokenroleg
@Rokenroleg 7 жыл бұрын
I love the translations on the bean package. "Bertrum Butts Allsmakbønner"
@ryancox191
@ryancox191 6 жыл бұрын
Rokenroleg Alla smacker and Multismagsbønner are now my new favorite phrases
@ShoraAlchemist24601
@ShoraAlchemist24601 7 жыл бұрын
I was six years old when the first book came out and I remember all this merch. I remember going to the local WB store in the mall to buy this. I still have my old quidditch umbrella from 3rd grade in my car. I am old. You are old. We are all old and we shall turn to dust soon. I hear the void calling.
@cyrodilicbrandy
@cyrodilicbrandy 7 жыл бұрын
SofiaTheClaw Give Slepp your bones
@leons.kennedy2747
@leons.kennedy2747 7 жыл бұрын
First book came out when I was seven but I didn't hear anything about Harry Potter until I was at least ten...
@sjames5027
@sjames5027 7 жыл бұрын
Hello Darkness my old friend, I'm a twenty something bell end. I think I'm old when I'm young, self pity is such fun
@Splashus_Klay
@Splashus_Klay 5 жыл бұрын
We are the same age
@heartysquid
@heartysquid 5 жыл бұрын
Hello? Sofia? Void here, you left your childhood tat here, along with the coins you left in the sofa from all those years ago.
@shushupyounaughtyminx4832
@shushupyounaughtyminx4832 7 жыл бұрын
In 100 years these videos will be educational content about human lifestyles. This idea both appeals to me and terrifies me in equal measure.
@mobrien98
@mobrien98 7 жыл бұрын
Imagine. In 100 years they look back on the entertainment of these times, and this is what they find.
@johnhandzlik659
@johnhandzlik659 7 жыл бұрын
SDR2 Fan111 in 100 year's this video will be remade by Hollywood staring Tom Cruise. yes surprisingly Tom Cruise still is alive 100later and look the same
@PhilosopherGaming
@PhilosopherGaming 7 жыл бұрын
SDR2 Fan111 it's the comment section I'm worried about ...
@Adrastia
@Adrastia 7 жыл бұрын
Archaeologists will exhume Ashens to find out if he died of food poisoning.
@PACKERMAN2077
@PACKERMAN2077 7 жыл бұрын
And Chef Excellence will have become a god with a sacrificial cult.
@Quattro79
@Quattro79 7 жыл бұрын
When he punched the frog it reminded me of the scene in the inbetweeners where neil punched the fish to death
@Michirin9801
@Michirin9801 7 жыл бұрын
The first few movies and the PS1 games were a big part of my childhood~ I can appreciate how the series grew with its audience, but the less serious more whimsical earlier instalments have always appealed to me more, the Chamber of Secrets is still my favourite!
@rolandomorales5161
@rolandomorales5161 3 жыл бұрын
Chamber of Secrets is also my favorite
@corrinbielawski8035
@corrinbielawski8035 3 жыл бұрын
Those damn squeaky shoes sounds, from on the Gringots Floor have never left me.
@VaporStrikeX2
@VaporStrikeX2 Жыл бұрын
I love that the most replayed segment of this video is where you just falcon punch the choclolate frog
@shirokumaotaku
@shirokumaotaku 7 жыл бұрын
7:48 "But I guess it wouldn't hurt to enjoy a nice Toffee *Picks up Jelly Bean & Chews*...Hmm alas Earwax" - Professor Dumbledore: Philosopher's Stone
@ada-nobilis
@ada-nobilis 7 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Ashens actually created all of his videos in the late 2000s so his content could stay consistent
@liamswanson1051
@liamswanson1051 7 жыл бұрын
"this will taste of dog poo that's been wiped on your grans corpse" Had me fucking pissing myself mate haha
@NikoChristianWallenberg
@NikoChristianWallenberg 3 жыл бұрын
That's the thing about those "jelly bean" type candies - they get hard over the years, but stay edible otherwise.
@snuffypop
@snuffypop 7 жыл бұрын
That chocolate frog gave me SERIOUS flashbacks. I used to love these.
@victor97O6
@victor97O6 7 жыл бұрын
Now 31 cards? Now 3D cards? Now 31 carbs? Now 3D carbs?!
@tym_ihr
@tym_ihr 7 жыл бұрын
I love you and your channel so much. this franchise is close to me, born in 1997, grew up in a town it was filmed it - live in another one! very happy you did this! you always make me laugh and smile! x
@tonyc7879
@tonyc7879 5 жыл бұрын
That comment really was dire, Rhia!
@AlpakaWhacker
@AlpakaWhacker 7 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, I think the chocolate frogs actually did taste kinda like cheap chocolate at the time, they weren't bad but they certainly had that hint of cheap chocolate.
@LiviuDragon
@LiviuDragon 5 жыл бұрын
esti romîn?
@traeyboy529
@traeyboy529 4 жыл бұрын
Do you think perhaps that chocolate frog might of somehow solidified itself over the years?
@jellyfrosh9102
@jellyfrosh9102 4 жыл бұрын
Watching a grown man punch the fuck out of a chocolate frog just made me laugh until it hurt.
@zoogoo404
@zoogoo404 7 жыл бұрын
Poisonous hat is my favourite jellybean flavour.
@stupidmovies85
@stupidmovies85 7 жыл бұрын
This is crazy I remember as a kid getting a ton of this stuff in my Christmas stocking as a kid. I also got a Harry Potter blanket, one of those disturbing vibrating broom sticks, and an action figure. P.S. Those frogs were terrible. And the cards DO have famous witches and wizards. Cliche enough I got Dumbledore, my brother got professor Mcgonagal if I remember correctly.
@mobrien98
@mobrien98 7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure there was a bit of a scandal with girls using those vibrating broomsticks for other purposes.
@stupidmovies85
@stupidmovies85 7 жыл бұрын
Michael O'Brien yeah dude there was....They came in like this weird cardboard packing with a try me button on them. Im guessing my parents just never really thought anything about it. By the way, after writing that comment I checked out storage room and the broom is still in there 😂 I don't know what happened to my older brothers though. It may be in the attic. These came out around the holiday season of I think 02, or 03 I believe. I was 6 or 7 at the time. We saw Sorcerers Stone in cinemas, the movie and merchandise were huge Christmas items that year. This video is very nostalgic.
@DanteToska
@DanteToska 7 жыл бұрын
Ghost Certified you seen mike mozarts review of that broom? Mike mozart is amazing...
@stupidmovies85
@stupidmovies85 7 жыл бұрын
Channel Redefined I don't know if I've seen that particular video but I've seen some of his stuff. Dude the other day I found out he actually used to work for Disney. I was mind blown when i found out. Apparently he had a hand in Toy Story as well and was friends with the creator. Fitting for a toy collector haha.
@stupidmovies85
@stupidmovies85 7 жыл бұрын
SubliminalMinstrel damn really? I'll have to check eBay. We should have two of them. I just found mine in our storage room shortly after writing this comment. I'd say my older brothers is in the attic.
@thunder_claw
@thunder_claw 7 жыл бұрын
Bertie Botts Beans is the original Beanboozled challenge.
@thenextlilypad
@thenextlilypad 7 жыл бұрын
I remember eating both of these as a kid, and collecting the cards. this video was a total nostalgia trip, thanks Ashens!
@Hiilihankomies
@Hiilihankomies 7 жыл бұрын
I'm slightly impressed you know Clannad. Just slightly though.
@coenraed
@coenraed 7 жыл бұрын
Hiilihankomies Is he talking about the band or the anime?
@coenraed
@coenraed 7 жыл бұрын
I thought he might mean baseball, hence the confusion
@AlisonBryen
@AlisonBryen 7 жыл бұрын
Hiilihankomies Loving the Clannad reference!
@seekerseraphimtherecluse4314
@seekerseraphimtherecluse4314 6 жыл бұрын
I was surprised too
@theweirdo8622
@theweirdo8622 6 жыл бұрын
It's probably the band he's talking about PS. Clannad started as a visual novel (game).
@chase7974
@chase7974 7 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but when I watch Ashen's review horribly outdated food I get hungry.
@Jesus-H.-Christ
@Jesus-H.-Christ 7 жыл бұрын
Good Dad, it feels like years since I last watched an Ashes video
@Jesus-H.-Christ
@Jesus-H.-Christ 7 жыл бұрын
When you gimme a fiver, your lord and saviour needs pizza
@Silver_wind_1987_
@Silver_wind_1987_ 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus H. Christ quick question errrrrr how exactly where you born without marry having any sort of sex?????? Unless God banged her....than its impossible
@mastershake8018
@mastershake8018 4 жыл бұрын
I heard the H stands for Hitler.
@Jesus-H.-Christ
@Jesus-H.-Christ 3 жыл бұрын
@@quixotic4233 I told them I was only going out to get milk and cigarettes
@Jesus-H.-Christ
@Jesus-H.-Christ 3 жыл бұрын
@@quixotic4233 Nah, I just hate people with green skin, like witches
@magnatcleo2043
@magnatcleo2043 7 жыл бұрын
I'm slightly amazed that the chocolate frog survived being punched more than once. I have to wonder if it was that durable when it was fresh.
@stephd8184
@stephd8184 7 жыл бұрын
The tomato flavoured ones were actually pretty nice when, you know, they were within date and still supposed to be edible
@toastypops3818
@toastypops3818 7 жыл бұрын
i love how he decided to pound the crap out of the harry potter chocolate frog
@DanSolow
@DanSolow 2 жыл бұрын
I remember getting these and distinctly remember an earwax flavour that was so accurate I puked. I wished it was in this bag as it it lookes the same.
@NinjaXavier
@NinjaXavier 7 жыл бұрын
With all the off food stuffs Stu has tried, he could quite easily write a post apocalyptic dietary guide
@34toony77
@34toony77 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks to a certain meme which will be in my head forever I wish everyone in the harry potter universe had Glaswegian accents
@gobackhome2
@gobackhome2 7 жыл бұрын
Domy Jonsy yer a lizard Harry!
@higbeythedemon
@higbeythedemon 7 жыл бұрын
I need to make a looped version of Ashens feebly punching a chocolate frog repeatedly in frustration.
@FoxyAlice93
@FoxyAlice93 7 жыл бұрын
The most powerful wizard of Clannad?
@angahith
@angahith 7 жыл бұрын
I remember those Bertie Bott's beans. Not only were they really lame, all the """bad""" ones also had an exclamation mark on them, instead of the Harry Potter logo
@joj.
@joj. 7 жыл бұрын
It's not Leviosa, It's Leviosaaaaaaaaah.
@chcc12
@chcc12 7 жыл бұрын
Chubb-R no it's leviosaaaaaar
@Hellforsa
@Hellforsa 6 жыл бұрын
Apoc Vulkax ahhhhhhh vingardium leviosaaaa😀
@TheLadyEx
@TheLadyEx 7 жыл бұрын
God I remember these. I loved those damn cards.
@ImMotionless
@ImMotionless 7 жыл бұрын
Wow it's a upload before midnight!!!
@snubsnub1720
@snubsnub1720 7 жыл бұрын
MotionlessIn White More like before 4 am lol
@davidvasey5065
@davidvasey5065 7 жыл бұрын
23:02 On a digital clock to be exact.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 жыл бұрын
MotionlessIn White Midnight? I got this video during early evening! That's because I live in Canada.
@liamoneloop3414
@liamoneloop3414 7 жыл бұрын
wow its you
@truexorcerer
@truexorcerer 7 жыл бұрын
MotionlessIn White "it's AN, not A..." Hermione references lol
@ahtijansson9283
@ahtijansson9283 2 жыл бұрын
i remember buying a chocolate frog in a poundstreachers that was in a grungy 'shopping' mall that i kid you not had 5 shops which inc a small second hand book store that was big enough for a mouse. now its all been bulldosed along with what was a littlewoods and iceland next door and stands now an over priced shopping center where the cheapest shop is h&m. i miss shopping in the 90s/00s
@kalsizzle
@kalsizzle 7 жыл бұрын
OMG I remember these!!! I used to trick my family in to eating the vomit and earwax ones lmao!
@alexunfiltered5756
@alexunfiltered5756 7 жыл бұрын
Yeaahhhh... how 'sweet' of you to do so
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 3 жыл бұрын
I don't mind reading stage scripts, but honestly, I've had pain induced hallucinations more enjoyable than Cursed Child.
@dingdongbells3314
@dingdongbells3314 7 жыл бұрын
These could've very well been stolen from my 4th grade Easter basket
@yellowvillager8498
@yellowvillager8498 6 жыл бұрын
British man fists frog to death after being disappointed by train station.
@Nexiusify
@Nexiusify 7 жыл бұрын
The tomato made me puke as a child.
@Kimber2011
@Kimber2011 7 жыл бұрын
As a fan that grew up with the books from ages 7-13, Ashen's description of their steadily growing maturity and sadness ("by the 7th one, everyone's being slaughtered") is 100% accurate, and I would have laughed if I wasn't irreversibly scarred (haha 'scarred').
@nearlycompetent
@nearlycompetent 7 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the one time where he opens something really old and a million insects crawl out
@aromaladyellie
@aromaladyellie 7 жыл бұрын
Ahhh I remember these.... Bertie Botts in the cute red bag (later blue), Acid Pops, Blood Pops, Wizard Chocolate Coins in a little blue bag, and many other things.
@miamimercenary
@miamimercenary 7 жыл бұрын
We learn don't eat spoiled food. If you do, find your closet Brit to eat it.
@JohnSegway-RainingLamppost
@JohnSegway-RainingLamppost 7 жыл бұрын
Ashens punching the frog gave me melee attacks in Overwatch flashbacks
@Tom-bq8yn
@Tom-bq8yn 7 жыл бұрын
With the beans. I was expecting him to just get the bad ones then you can't tell whether they've aged terribly although just got the bad ones
@clintraverson780
@clintraverson780 7 жыл бұрын
Lemmy Kilmister flavour
@Tom-bq8yn
@Tom-bq8yn 7 жыл бұрын
Jakub Ejlak lemmy is a legend
@clintraverson780
@clintraverson780 7 жыл бұрын
Paigemay 316 Was*
@melodianocturne9996
@melodianocturne9996 7 жыл бұрын
Jakub Ejlak Is*. He still is.
@Tom-bq8yn
@Tom-bq8yn 7 жыл бұрын
Jakub Ejlak if anything in death it makes him a bigger legend jimi Hendrix for example
@Silentgrace11
@Silentgrace11 7 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm not sure about 12 years ago, but those current Bertie Botts flavors came out 10 years ago :) Because that's when I had my first box, and we were all gagging on vomit and praying for candy floss. It's because before that companies assumed that using chemicals to create "non-food" flavors would be unpopular (The things you learn from watching a Jelly Belly documentary).
@unclaimedstorage
@unclaimedstorage 7 жыл бұрын
love to hear you gag Stu. *PLEASE* more knockoff tech, bring it back. thanks for the vids 🇬🇧
@tomkenning5482
@tomkenning5482 7 жыл бұрын
John Doe That first sentence is both sinister and perverse
@unclaimedstorage
@unclaimedstorage 7 жыл бұрын
stop, I'm blushing
@TheGlitched64
@TheGlitched64 Жыл бұрын
When I was a kid there was a random shop in the Center we always went to and they were doing chocolate frogs to capitalise on the Harry potters. I was a fan so I got one. Was my first food borne virus and I was ill for 2 weeks. That place closed down a few months later.
@JohnDRobinsonelectronicdrums
@JohnDRobinsonelectronicdrums 7 жыл бұрын
just a posh freddo
@pinkfluffyunicorn3183
@pinkfluffyunicorn3183 7 жыл бұрын
"it's kind of horseradish or poisonous hat or something"😂😂😂
@JunkExplorer
@JunkExplorer 7 жыл бұрын
3:35 What the hell?? Ashens is a Hamon user?
@vsauce_johnny2516
@vsauce_johnny2516 7 жыл бұрын
MrOsuGamer sept this time he killed the frog.
@Drawyah
@Drawyah 7 жыл бұрын
Watching a guy punch a chocolate frog and fail a few times on his sofa at midnight, what had my life come to... 😂
@BrightSpark
@BrightSpark 7 жыл бұрын
I actually started passing a package of Beanboozled jelly beans around when I was let go from a data entry job over the holidays for a subcontractor of Toys'R'us. My boss at the time thankfully allowed it, under one condition: *Nobody was allowed to vomit*, so I couldn't just have them dive in blindly, and had to tell them which flavors they *could* get, that they are said to be quite accurate and make them pick the flavors they thought they can handle. (which resulted in only a few daring people going for the beans that *could* have been vomit.) The original plan was to save the beans for April Fools Day, but I didn't stay that long, so I just brought them in as a parting gift. It still made for a good laugh when they pushed their luck and got vomit instead of... what was it, chocolate pudding? Or was that one matched with dog food? Can't remember. I for one played it safe and picked Grass/Lime (I got grass) and Blueberry/Toothpaste (I got toothpaste), and I can confirm that those taste shockingly accurate - if a bit sweet in case of the grass, and two of my poor former co-workers assured me that vomit is also very accurate and that they had to spit the bean out right away and then wash their mouth out.
@dr.velious5411
@dr.velious5411 7 жыл бұрын
I can watch Ashens eat 12 year old wizard candies off his couch while an animated Nyan Cat zooms across my loading bar. Technology is amazing.
@gferrol118
@gferrol118 7 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter and the cursed child? I prefer Ashens and the game child
@chcc12
@chcc12 7 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter held aloft his magic wand and sung "20 years and my life is still, trying to get up that great big hill. Of hope, or whatever that means"
@Tozzywozzy01
@Tozzywozzy01 7 жыл бұрын
lol surprised he didn't notice 'Bertie Botts' was written as 'Bertrum Butts' in one of the languages on the beans box. XD
@Brynwyn123
@Brynwyn123 7 жыл бұрын
Tozzywozzy01 Norwegian, I think. did it say 'allsmakbønner' after it?
@kuroneko2788
@kuroneko2788 4 жыл бұрын
Chocolate pieces EVERYWHERE, all over brown sofa!!
@EgoChip
@EgoChip 7 жыл бұрын
I bet Ashens is going to be on the toilet all night tonight.
@shanobian
@shanobian 7 жыл бұрын
EgoChip diarrhoea
@ryanpenrod1859
@ryanpenrod1859 7 жыл бұрын
"Dog poo that's been wiped on your gran's corpse" Damn, man
@CiderDivider
@CiderDivider 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you ashens
@danielmcmahon6194
@danielmcmahon6194 4 жыл бұрын
The new choclate frogs are amazing
@More_Baraa
@More_Baraa 7 жыл бұрын
Expired more than 10 years ago? how do you even find these stuff?? Were you storing it for two decades?
@TheLugiaSong
@TheLugiaSong 7 жыл бұрын
2 decades? 10 years is one decade!
@ctarsund
@ctarsund 7 жыл бұрын
Baraa Modallal In The Legendary Landfill of Regret.
@joeschmoe5063
@joeschmoe5063 7 жыл бұрын
Mint Mochi ebay
@TheLugiaSong
@TheLugiaSong 7 жыл бұрын
+Austin Buckner ...But why do you have that? Saying that, I probably have sweets that expired yeaaars ago. I always like saving special sweets to the point they kinda go off slightly. Still, I get round to eating them like.... 5 years later ^^'
@leontarmann3449
@leontarmann3449 6 жыл бұрын
You don't seem to know what a decade is.
@thelonegunman2622
@thelonegunman2622 4 жыл бұрын
In the first 26 seconds, ashens made Dwight Shrute’s hit list
@brianartillery
@brianartillery 2 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter and the endless hyperbole. Harry Potter and the liquid farts. Harry Potter and the unpaid gas bill. Harry Potter and the rusty moped. Harry Potter and the pyramid scheme. Books coming later this year.
@ichmag11
@ichmag11 7 жыл бұрын
I just watched a grown man fist a chocolate frog multiple times, just to start eating it, at around 3 AM What a great time to be alive
@hazerion9070
@hazerion9070 7 жыл бұрын
Hey Ashens, have you ever heard of this thing called *SLEEP?*
@stanleypines1026
@stanleypines1026 7 жыл бұрын
The copious amounts of cheap, poundland plastic has taken it's toll on Stuart Ashen. It has all melted into his bloodstream due to it's cheapness, leaving him unable to perform basic human functions such as: Sleep and Not shopping at poundland.
@Zebralephant
@Zebralephant 7 жыл бұрын
Stanley Pines Haha not shopping at poundland :D made my night
@Wehiremonkeys
@Wehiremonkeys 7 жыл бұрын
Hazerion His main job is as Batman, he sleeps in the day.
@sarge7047
@sarge7047 7 жыл бұрын
Sleep is for the weak
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 жыл бұрын
Wehiremonkeys Thank you for reminding me of that sh*tty joke Ashens made during one of his Lootcrate videos... that I think involved Captain Boomerang and Suicide Squad...
@Battledongus
@Battledongus 7 жыл бұрын
The way Ashens punches and cant actually break a chocolate frog makes this video.
@anononomous
@anononomous 7 жыл бұрын
I've never read any of the books or seen any of the movies. I probably should at some point. They sound quite fun.
@Gaby-nx8ln
@Gaby-nx8ln 7 жыл бұрын
Are you English? because I think it's an actual crime in England to not read or watch HP.
@Bendetoma
@Bendetoma 4 жыл бұрын
I was so disappointed with those chocolate frogs as a child. I thought they are like chocolate jelly or something to resemble the ones in the movie.
@cal5365
@cal5365 7 жыл бұрын
Do Jellybeans even have best before dates? I believe being told by quite a few people they never go off which might explain why the box has none.
@Dr.GregHouse
@Dr.GregHouse 5 жыл бұрын
They’re sweets not honey mate
@treblemakerfireheart
@treblemakerfireheart 7 жыл бұрын
Right off the bat when he's "explaining" Harry Potter, it made me want to strangle him, there were so many different references in that and none of them matched!
@VSaccount
@VSaccount 7 жыл бұрын
suomen kieli mainittu!!
@yourleftnostril835
@yourleftnostril835 7 жыл бұрын
Unohdit tämän Perkele
@JustNatax3
@JustNatax3 7 жыл бұрын
YKSISARVINNEN
@seekerseraphimtherecluse4314
@seekerseraphimtherecluse4314 6 жыл бұрын
Perkeleeeeee
@sdsd1801
@sdsd1801 7 жыл бұрын
The OG Beanboozled gets to see the light of day
@marcelltoing8363
@marcelltoing8363 7 жыл бұрын
Now that it's been 20 years, can we please admit that Harry Potter is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert. Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to. >a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
@isaacwilson4174
@isaacwilson4174 5 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed this comment didn't mention the plagiarism accusations
@popcornman6993
@popcornman6993 4 жыл бұрын
I thought harry potter was garbage
@tidegoesin_tidegoesout
@tidegoesin_tidegoesout 7 жыл бұрын
"Well, it's lookin'... a bit froggy"
@ihateweetabix8829
@ihateweetabix8829 7 жыл бұрын
Not notifications just on youtube all the time
@mihaelkYeah
@mihaelkYeah 7 жыл бұрын
At first I thought this was confectionery made for 12-year-olds, and then I remembered what channel this was.
@IgorWelkenbach
@IgorWelkenbach 7 жыл бұрын
Ashens any chacne you could review the chinese Tucano PSP clone "mp5 game player with build-in 10000 games"? it's only a GBA, GBC or NES emulator as far as i know but i wanna know if u can put more emus on it
@KOTYAR0
@KOTYAR0 7 жыл бұрын
Igor Welkenbach holy shit dude what the hell is your profile picture? And what are you doing here?
@KOTYAR0
@KOTYAR0 7 жыл бұрын
Igor Welkenbach by the way that's a very good question, I would love to see him check that
@IgorWelkenbach
@IgorWelkenbach 7 жыл бұрын
Its the Novorossiya flag. And i'm supposedly here to watch gadget reviews, what else?
@OnionPixie23
@OnionPixie23 7 жыл бұрын
I used to love those old Harry Potter sweets. They also did these small chocolate bars that were a bit like Milky Ways except they were green inside and had popping candy on the top, they were really good. I also remember quite liking the horseradish jelly bean.
@guymadgesam24
@guymadgesam24 7 жыл бұрын
😅more old food at last
@NaFeRn95
@NaFeRn95 7 жыл бұрын
Oh man, that takes me back. I still have a bunch of those cards lying around somewhere, including that Platform 9 3/4 one. From what i remember, the chocolate frogs I got mine from were only around the size of a Freddo chocolate though, and it was definitely a few years before 2004.
@fireboltball
@fireboltball 7 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice that it said butts on the beans package. It also said bonner. I realize its a different language, but butts. Hehehe
@lipvandip6480
@lipvandip6480 5 жыл бұрын
You see, when i was in school, if you had those chocolate frog cards you were the real deal.
@GreyHulk2156
@GreyHulk2156 7 жыл бұрын
Argh! Don't scratch the lenticular bit! It's like nails down a blackboard for me. :(
@abbywindy
@abbywindy 7 жыл бұрын
"Platform 9 3/4... That's where you run a shopping trolley into and get magically transported to an extra platform that will take you to a Scottish wizard school." lmao
@DarthPerkins
@DarthPerkins 7 жыл бұрын
My unboxing videos were taken down by KZbin. I lost my job at the undertakers as well.
@AliAbbas-se3sg
@AliAbbas-se3sg 7 жыл бұрын
Lee Perkins awwww I love u baby boo bae X no homo
@chrisyoung4390
@chrisyoung4390 7 жыл бұрын
Best thing I've heard all week
@watchspotting
@watchspotting 7 жыл бұрын
The frog was so solid because frogs dont live 13 years
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