2019 US MRE Creamy Spinach Fettuccine Another One of the Worst Meal Ready to Eat Tasting Test

[@WhiteLightnin67]

If Gordon Ramsay says your food is crap, that’s one thing .... but if Steve says your food is crap, that’s saying something

[@nathangay2563]

I would love to see gordan come on Steve's show.

[@jesusdamian1874]

He has eaten century old cow and still complimented it so it really must suck if a year old ration taste bad

[@Anudorini-Talah]

...-.-

[@WarAuthority]

Nice knowing the US army has created the feared Soylent green

[@obsidian9998]

That another level XD

[@63Hayden]

The military should seriously consider hiring Steve as an official advisor for MRE meal selection. Nobody has opened and eaten as many MREs as Steve.

[@cargo4441]

I can see the army giving him a warrant officer bullet. In charge with a col running the office.

[@jj53talman69]

More aren’t supposed to be 5 star meals just food that they can eat so they can be to what they were doing

[@firstlast8703]

@@jj53talman69 times have changed now they make them so that they are tasty it's a psychological thing a happy soldier is a good soldier. and obviously they are trying to make the things tasty with all these different meals so... yea

[@-Invero-]

Pretty sure it will be loaded with Coffee Instant Type II.

[@weskerwewe]

Sorta feel the guys on the front line have eaten a hell of a lot more and would most likely be the best people to ask

[@MrDextrator]

Steve eats over 100 year old beef: *Tasty* Also Steve eating half a year old meal ration: *Miserable* *mush*

[@CVHFitness]

So true

[@nuclearpalsy]

Steve could make a can of dog food seem appetizing.

[@CVHFitness]

nuclearpalsy 80 year old dog food: “it has a smooth texture and matured, meaty flavour...nice”

[@sentientarugula2884]

Did he really call old beef tasty tho?

[@maestrozero117]

Pre ww2 ration: amazing

[@thesovietgoose3092]

I used to know a kid in basic who would fight for the Creamy Spinach Fettuccini, safe to say he didn’t have to fight many people over it.

[@autokrator_]

Thank God for those weirdos though, I’ve traded so many spinach fettuccinis for edible meals because of them.

[@Down4thecount]

Probably just wanted that first strike bar

[@limpetarch98k]

To be honest, the fettuccinis dont actually look that bad. Not the greatest, but unlike the Veggie Omelette, it actually looks like food.

[@januszkurahenowski2860]

@@limpetarch98k Yeah, doesn't look bad at all but probably the mushy textured combined with weak but disgusting taste makes it really bad

[@noahfriend320]

​@@limpetarch98k sure, it LOOKS like food

[@EmotionallyExhausted]

If anything's surviving a pandemic, it's Steve's stomach.

[@realpoopoo]

EmotionallyExhausted s

[@FoxThings]

Peepee Poopoo h

[@bloodnivel70]

Nice

[@christopherconard2831]

Steve's stomach vs Bat Soup. The greatest battle since the Rumble in the Jungle.

[@tplus3017]

I bet he is well stocked with these meals as well...even the ones from the 40's

[@RSPDiver]

Steve: (eats 112 year old meat ration) “Hmm, distinctive meaty flavor.” Also Steve: (eating an MRE made 10 months ago) “This is disgusting!” (Then crushes the entire ration)

[@bobdefalco]

They don't make 'em like they used to!

[@BigBrotherWebb]

I laughed harder than i should have

[@LilRipper76]

This dudes the jacked version of reviewbrah

[@minhnguyen5888]

tbh the only bad thing is the main dish, the rest are pretty decent imo

[@yakojjy]

True, but 100 years ago they were putting love and quality in them. Now it's like a glorified Lean Cuisine TV dinner.

[@crumb167]

i remember when steve ate a moldy 100-year old biscuit and said, 'wow is that rye?'

[@the_snoo_muffin9028]

What vid?

[@Thiennnnnn]

@@the_snoo_muffin9028 poor u no response, its “eating a hardtack from the civil war”

[@the_snoo_muffin9028]

@@Thiennnnnn thanks dude

[@Thiennnnnn]

@@the_snoo_muffin9028 np

[@neikiv8843]

The hard tack wasnt moldy though.

[@ElliottsCreations]

One thing that I love about Steve, no matter what MRE he has, good or bad, he always commits to eating the entire thing. And I respect that. I love your videos and I've learned a lot from them. Thank you, Steve!

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

i could imagine those things getting very expensive, so it'd be a shame to let that money go down the drain. not only that i think he just made that his unspoken rule to finish whatever he has onto a tray nice

[@harryg4634]

He paid for the whole thing, so he’s gonna eat the whole thing.

[@Dylski.]

Well that's not always the case. Especially ww2 canned cheese 🤣

[@AnacondaHL]

I'm literally saluting Steve in some of these videos. Thank you for your service, Steve!

[@matthewspry4217]

he ate a whole menu 14 what a barf fest !!

[@soliaire4189]

Steve is trending, he made it guys. He really did it.

[@riderofthewhitehorse]

We all want to be Steve now. He trained his stomach to endure OLD food.

[@ashleyadams9365]

Part of it's due to Buzzfeed giving him a little advertising in one of their lists lately. I'm so glad that they led me here.

[@fwble_3888]

Nice

[@amylee7482]

We regular steve fans welcome you

[@Clemens42776]

He is because he is good

[@davidramos6636]

Steve’s date: “So where we going for dinner?” *Steve comes out the room with 2 trays

[@crimtsun]

Steve's date: _n i c e_

[@purplelamington279]

😂😂

[@thestig007]

Nice.

[@thefatballistician]

*2 Trays with US MREs*

[@johnegbert8536]

Steve’s date: is that a cran-raspberry first strike protein bar? N i c e

[@Teddini]

What says "Thank you for your service" more than reducing the actual size of the peanut butter pack. Lmao!

[@tattooeduglyguy3376]

Removed benefits?

[@MrZiva82]

We love our soldiers, but we love money more

[@Chrinik]

"Thank you for your service, here is your reduced amount of PB!"

[@swen6390]

American soldiers running to war and being fat af because of peanut butter and choco milk

[@jordo641]

@@swen6390 Because a half gram of fat and protein in some peanut butter makes the difference between Lance Armstrong and Rosie O'Donnell

[@kiara8489]

The love that this man has for peanut butter and crackers is unparalleled. So gracious, what a wonderful virtue

[@obeythemoo]

Need more Steve to get me through quarantine.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Will do! Be back in like 3 or 4 days gonna get right on editing another one of my simpler shoots out of the more recent archives of unreleased vids

[@Perktube1]

Wait… are military surplus stores deemed essential? Or will we have to get all our MREs online?

[@wesleyjohndelaney106]

@@Steve1989MRE more vintage with smokes 👏👏

[@whiskyrebel9715]

@@Steve1989MRE A rare Steve reply, nice.

[@stephenhayes3788]

Nice hiss!

[@breniet18]

Steve, I am a school teacher and I introduced your Boer War ration as the beginning of my Boer War lesson. Thank you!

[@hannibalburgers477]

Nice, mm'kay.

[@daphne4983]

That canned beef?

[@ThommyofThenn]

Nice!

[@inactiveaccount6884]

Now that's a power move.

[@meyerhaus]

WE NEED MORE STEVE DURING THESE TIMES OF DISTRESS!

[@JayFoxer]

have you been getting off then?

[@lynnedonaldson4010]

I agree

[@SignalFireProject]

Nice!

[@GreenDre]

Agreed

[@dezertraider]

STEVE,PLEASE HELP US..I AM OUT OF TP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@MrLeoLian]

Love the genuine joy in Steve’s voice when he found the first strike bar

[@samuelgrady3540]

Just realized that Steve is a Florida man, everything makes sense now

[@christopherkessler4827]

Florida man is the hero we all need right now

[@slothworks7032]

Florida man eats 200 year old chocolate

[@jayfelsberg1931]

It explains a great deal

[@MasterValan]

Floridas where the bad asses are, right here boiii

[@ChiTownGuerrilla]

@@MasterValan lol if by badasses you mean weirdos.

[@ChristmasCrustacean1]

"I just spent two weeks eating nothing but salt reduced sopakco rations in an air condition environment" "oh because of the coronavirus?" "coronavirus?"

[@glitterkitty1979]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TaintedMojo]

Roger command, I have a visual on an Oscar Oscar Foxtrot

[@brianbks02]

Understood TaintedMojo, would you like us to send out Yankee Alpha Bravo Oscar India?

[@genericwehraboo3131]

Nobody deserves to eat reduced sodium rations... never again...

[@pfcparts7728]

Covid-19: *enters Steve’s body* His Immune System: Let’s get you out onto a tray

[@MrDonGruv]

PFCParts I wonder where he is tho, he didt post in a while

[@u.s.s.enterprise7118]

Nice.

[@Chikyeux]

😂

[@waterwarrior3666]

Mkay

[@therealchubbz8405]

👌 niiiice

[@DagSilgad]

Believe it or not, the Creamy Spinach Fettuccine IS actually much better cold/room temp. It somehow has more flavor and a better texture. Heat turns it into a flavorless glop, true. It was one of my preferred MREs in the Army, although I remember it had peanut M&Ms added before 2019.

[@mysock351C]

Its actually decent either way, but only when fresh. I have a few of them. BUT, I did notice that they are not so nice after awhile. Ate another one that was about three years old a few weeks ago and it was not nearly as good. Had an odd chemical mush flavor. I think this one and the MRE Pizza are two menus that don't age well. The pizza turns into something kids would make out of brown and red Play-Doh, and that's about how it tastes. Like you literally ate the pretend pizza when they said "wanna try?" Salty and weird.

[@eeaargpht9751]

I tried it cold once and immediately gagged. I avoided this thing like the plague after that one time

[@Tourist1967]

I have eaten that one. At Camp Lejeune, NC. Wasn't bad at all. Those pretzel pieces are hard as rocks, though.

[@TakeMe2UrDealer]

@@Tourist1967 Had to try this ration to see what the fuss was about, but those pretzel pieces are honestly pretty great. The fettucine, was indeed pretty bland and boring.

[@romant7204]

"There is a always that guy, dont be that guy"

[@matrixab4356]

15:06 is when coronavirus entered Steve's body, it immediately died of botulism.

[@gtfkt]

ROFL

[@cosmicrophoneticino]

.. was then released with a 'nice hiss' ..

[@gloomsouls]

What's that???

[@popcorn9155]

LMFAO

[@trulyinfamous]

@@gloomsouls extreme food poisoning

[@DromeTrades]

Steve is built for this pandemic. He has MREs and thanks to them he doesn't need toilet paper.

[@isaacbfvt]

chewbotcuh moist towelettes

[@JustWill6969]

I wish someone would look at me the way Steve looks at the Can-Raspberry flavored First Strike Nutritious energy bar

[@thememe986]

*they're called ranger bars

[@extradarlas1941]

Best things on the planet

[@crunk3922]

LMAOO

[@longassrice8756]

I wish someone would look at me 🥺

[@kahuna2800]

They get awful after awhile, I'm more of a fan of the chocolate first strike bar

[@massanylon]

I still think they're crazy for taking out the tobasco sauce bottles that could make any mre halfway decent (minus the vomelette).

[@fnhatic6694]

The promised us Tabasco packets, and they took them out after like one year. Now there's only about four menus that get hot sauce. It really is their worst decision ever.

[@hobblesofkarth3943]

My boss spent his deployment as a commo trading extra phone time for tabasco bottles and cash. Made a few grand and was the Tabasco King of the whole region, said he could get anything he wanted with his tabasco stash.

[@ExplodingVolcano777]

@@hobblesofkarth3943 Heck, I always bring this Tabasco keychains with me everywhere. You never know when you need that extra kick.

[@244thMeekrob]

When was this? I was at Ft. Jackson in June '19 and we had tobasco bottles

[@dakrom7599]

I’ve never clicked off coronavirus coverage so fast

[@Steve1989MRE]

nice

[@asbestosmuncher8531]

@@Steve1989MRE I love you

[@ghostfreely7493]

"It's like cheat codes for food. MRE's." Please survive Steve, you must survive.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

Why would you worry about this guy of all people? Really? That's sweet of you, but he is completely set for these times. That's kinda funny! Lol

[@barlotardy]

Steve can't be killed.

[@DanSoldierGuy]

He has eaten 120+ year old meat... if ANYONE is gonna survive, it's going to be Steve... shit, he's probably got the cure for cancer in his DNA.

[@totenblume7517]

Steve could have walked through Chernobyl in 1986 with no problem.

[@tattooeduglyguy3376]

@@DominikoPL Comedy.

[@arrowshot3000]

Steve arrives when we need him most

[@ACOG_batteries]

My SDS, Senior Drill Sergeant, actually gave us a compliment half way through basic. He enjoyed us going from new Privates who knew nothing about MREs into trained Soldiers who could maximize the efficiency of eating out of bag quickly. Steve knows how to eat an MRE. Good shit

[@mariamartins367]

When even Steve looks sickened at eating something, it has to be really awful.

[@achillebelanger9866]

Or...conversly really GOOD!

[@dag_of_the_west5416]

@@achillebelanger9866 true, maybe not enough rancidity for him to REALLY taste it.

[@tristanmiller1555]

Steve binging with Babbish just said on his KZbin stories that you are his favorite KZbin aside from him self

[@rotalunatik]

Okay Nice!.

[@Zwrightism]

Nice! Now let's get Babish on to a tray

[@michaelsalamanca1676]

I would definitely love to see a babish take on a mre meal

[@jamieadams966]

I’d love to see Babish make an MRE style meal and Steve rate it. That would be a great collaboration.

[@williamcutrell7456]

@@jamieadams966 that would be golden

[@goodvibez693]

Steve on Christmas: "Oh nice! A Cran-Raspberry Flavor First Strike Nutritious Energy Bar!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@abesapien9930]

Let's get that on a tray

[@kansascitysouthernfan6966]

Abe Sapien Nice! Ok.

[@arya31ful]

I read this exactly when he said that and giggled.

[@endofanera1983]

Also known as a CRFFSNEB.

[@dadshirt6681]

@@abesapien9930 nice

[@ThePenguinHere]

I would love to see Steve open a restaurant that serves only MRE’s of many different countries

[@kirbyis4ever]

The Chinese menu has those delightful PLA combat ration bricks.

[@theguy9208]

Itd be a traumatic dining experience. $50 a plate for a basic domestic MRE to $800 for some of the more exotic ones.

[@OptimusWombat]

I love how excited Steve got when he pulled out the Cran-Raspberry bar.

[@thJune]

OptimusWombat the cran raspberry bars are god mode in terms of the first strike bars. They’re literally the best ones made out there.

[@lucaswtvr839]

you can easily tell after a few videos the fruit/berry bars are his faves

[@Mitch-rd9gs]

6th June 1944 nah chocolate beats cran-raspberry any day

[@ZTheLastViking]

If he says it's bad you can bet it's horrible I've seen some crazy things he enjoyed.

[@colapinklink8120]

Yeah haha kept thinking that too.

[@Sarah_Grant]

True!

[@texasdeeslinglead2401]

You know this is fact Ain't no way I'm touching that one .

[@roninnder]

Lol, yeah, he eats a lot that I’d pass on.

[@BrooklynBalla]

Like the 150 year old beef lol

[@TheMysticfail]

Still can't get over the loss of Tabasco, red pepper flakes doesn't cut it.

[@Muttron333]

I worked for Tabasco. Irreplaceable.

[@fmfdocbotl4358]

Oh hell no, an mre needs Tobasco. I carried cholula in my ass pack back in the day with some Cajun seasoning.

[@ChiTownGuerrilla]

It needs some Frank's!

[@jackstraw4438]

That's what went through my mind.

[@dvtye3378]

Tabasco is such an underrated sauce for amplifying some flavors. Replacing it with red pepper flakes would for sure damper some expectations.

[@andrewcampbell9277]

I don't think it would have been too much to ask for a small packet of parmesan for the pasta, adds a bit of flavor and makes it look way more inviting.

[@Lonewolf1298_]

I get PTSD just from hearing the words "Creamy Spinach Fettuccine"

[@Quantum.Quasarrr]

Can you tell us why?

[@Ceannmor]

@@Quantum.Quasarrr I can't answer for op but that stuff is horrible, I had the version with pretzel sticks and hot sauce instead of flakes. It is barely food, after adding crunch, hot sauce and salt it was just a bitter, spicy, salty texture, thanks only to the bland pretzel's.

[@JDowPCs]

@@Ceannmor Maybe I'm nuts but I also had the pretzel stick version. I found the main to be pretty decent.. even good. The hot sauce made it pretty good, at least.

[@deeblack9393]

@@Ceannmor at least you had the FRH so you had an easier time having it hot. Back i the mid 80s they were still experimenting with the MREs!

[@mezura4]

"MREs. It's like cheat codes... for food." -Steve

[@CorriganM08]

Read this as he said it lol how surreal

[@wesleychapin4284]

The king returns to us in our time of need.

[@enriqueb1476]

15:07 you can hear his stomach saying please no more 😂 love your content and you Steve your a blessing 🙌🏽

[@amandabrito6047]

My seven year old son and foster son ate this one all up and begged me to make it for dinner. I was horrified.

[@warblerblue]

Steve Jr! lol.

[@peterclarke7240]

@@mikeyreza I don't know what to say... Other than, as Steve says, there's a little something out there for everyone, I guess.

[@HunterTN]

Most likely answer is he had Covid and lost his sense of smell and taste.

[@playo9197]

I l o v e i t

[@NCrdwlf]

Good lord......

[@kritsadventures]

Everyone: *Hoards toilet paper* Steve: *Survives off the quarter-ply accessory packet tissue paper*

[@SonOfTheDawn515]

I've actually had to get by on TP from MREs then I learned to start bringing a roll with me.

[@highestintheroom4485]

Yo he is set haha

[@heathwoodlee520]

Spring Bloom put those in the safe, that’s gold!

[@supergecko28]

If you eat enough MREs you don't need toilet paper anyway.

[@ElkinsEric]

I’ve got probably 150 of those tissue packs Going to start selling them $4 a piece... 😆

[@ulfhednar8850]

The military still goes by the outdated fda recommendation of daily protein intake. I’ve always thought they put way to many carbs and sugars and not enough protein and fat in MREs.

[@trevorkeaghey7649]

I think it's mostly due to the expectations of soldiers having to constantly move especially in an active war zone.

[@ulfhednar8850]

warystatue33 or a keto option

[@Assumednewt]

They also still go by outdated BMI

[@samchan2276]

Do they really?

[@kahuna2800]

It's more of a way to keep someone going as of healthy or an actual meal, it tastes terrible but it's something

[@abrakahocus]

My heart broke when he dumped all the pretzels into that slop lol.

[@AsapMilk]

Pretzels are inferior

[@n0dr0gs49]

We salute those pretzels for their sacrifice.

[@sky.wri8293]

Seriously. Those are the best pretzels you can get in an MRE lol

[@lancerevell5979]

My two most despised MRE meals - Beef In Jamaica Sauce and Spinach Fettuccine. Ghastly stuff. Edible in extreme emergency only. Idea.... Set the spinach fettuccine out in a trap, catch a possum, then butcher, cook & eat the possum!

[@ጭስዋሪማና]

What the hell is jamaica sauce? Hibiscus? Jerk?

[@lancerevell5979]

@@ጭስዋሪማና Unknown, but it is nasty!

[@tommytheswammi7000]

Don’t forget the veggie omelet

[@lancerevell5979]

@@tommytheswammi7000 I never had the "vomelet". Can't comment on it's taste. But the Spinach Fettucine" is pretty disgusting.

[@boondocsaint1]

A possum would keep walking.

[@jasonthornton5232]

It's like he got to the store late and this was all that was left.

[@heathwoodlee520]

At least an MRE has TP in it

[@jayphil2563]

The "DO NOT EAT" is on the silica pack for the Marines.

[@johnalan6067]

Every Marine MRE comes with a side of crayons.

[@A_78939]

john alan and a sippy cup

[@Conspiracy515]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@davelastname8074]

Here we have USMC menu item 126, orange colored crayons. OHHHHHH ITS CRAOLA!!!!!!

[@suigeneris2663]

Jason Phillips Uncle Sam finally making them learn how to read, good on him.

[@Kuchnasty]

It'd be cool if Steve could get a nice fieldtrip to an MRE manufacturer, and show us how they're made

[@camera3418]

Today on how it's made

[@AlcoholicWarfare]

Arcane knowledge that is not meant to be beheld by mortal mind

[@artemnoelgames]

*Steve packs lunchboxes for his kids* “Alright... Max you have a Navy C ration from 1964, and Jenny you have a Korean War K ration with extra crackers”

[@drinxs505]

Korea?!but I wanted Vietnam!!

[@TheHalogen131]

WOW! Thanks, dad! Can I also have the Lucky Strikes, or do I have to return them to you?

[@nooblangpoo]

@@TheHalogen131 Any Cigarettes must stay with Steve.

[@chimoyTV]

hmm nice

[@ironwoodnf]

@@nooblangpoo what are they gonna use to trade and brin home some "home cooked meals"

[@willheiney8859]

I don’t know if y’all have got similar experiences with Steve, but I know that his videos have always helped me when I’ve been struggling. It’s something about his calm soft voice and the gentle pacing of his videos that helps me relax and feel at peace. Anyways, Steve’s the best.

[@berto316life4]

Will Heiney he’s a sweet dude.

[@MrFitness94]

Will Heiney nice

[@IgnatiusCheese]

He's our Internet MRE Bro

[@KaRuNaRuGa]

Yep he's the best. Now let's get that on a tray, nice.

[@Buggybrainzzz]

"thank you for your service" now heres your green slop

[@Around_blax_dont_relax]

Atleast its not a chinese mre with pre-added e-coli, eh?

[@davidbuswa9425]

"Soylent Green is Spinach Fettuccine!" - Thorn

[@VBunplugged757]

I went to war and all I got was a disgusting mre

[@TylerLL2112]

@@Around_blax_dont_relax mmm.

[@nmazer]

😂😂😂

[@sefiikk]

holy shit so many memories, remember people hated these sm they started stealing mre's from the truck in the field while we were sleeping

[@eain9009]

" Let's get this out on a tray Nice! " No sentence cheers me up more.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Nice!

[@karfsma778]

the phrase "Nice hiss" is just as good, IMO

[@donaldmcswain]

I realllllly liked the new Steve-ism..."Like cheat codes for food..." Classic

[@eain9009]

@@Nyx_2142 I like them all even the parts with no words like stirring with a tuneful tap.

[@Windinhisface]

@@Steve1989MRE I’ve been eating old rations and mres since grade school then on into the military thanks for having such a passion for it brother, yol bolsun

[@matrixab4356]

When Coronavirus saw Steve, it went in to quarantine.

[@weebiscuit7337]

😂😂😂

[@herrhoflich8346]

I know this joke with Chuck Norris

[@PrestigeRoadman]

🤣🤣🤣

[@negcalm325]

😂😂

[@filiptopolovec4510]

Nice😂

[@notchrisgarza4240]

dude, you will taste these for a whole day after eating them, they are usually the last ones left in the box after everyone takes the good ones and man, I would rather eat sticks

[@closy1238]

atleast sticks have crunch and texture

[@cleanerben9636]

Nice earthy, woody flavour

[@thatrealba]

So it's the replacement for the ol' five fingers of death MRE?

[@indoorkite651]

Straight facts here Edit: also the fucking Tuna MRE. That alone is enough to tell the enemy your location by smell

[@frankjones43]

@@indoorkite651 but the Reese’s

[@margueriterisley609]

Your love/appreciation for these MREs is unrivaled 🖤 Nice.

[@louisb.6149]

I havent heard "oo, nice hiss.." In awhile and I needed that morale boost

[@alpierso]

Agreed

[@LandofNodnuts]

Long time indeed.

[@rumpelstiltskin9729]

The FRHs have been letting me down

[@stevebanning902]

i live for the hiss check

[@diebesgrab]

Steve: This is bland and mushy. Let’s try just mixing literally everything else in the ration into it.

[@chef6150]

Nice!

[@jco5254]

Hahahh

[@ladyguillotine8134]

The content we needed during shelter-in-place, thank you, hero

[@isaacmendez1529]

Fr

[@alessandron1360]

Being Italian, I am crying at those fettuccine.

[@danielmansur8671]

Thanks Steve for bringing us great content during these hard times.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Hey you're welcome Daniel and thank you too man. These are indeed.

[@hisnameisworthy7886]

@@Steve1989MRE You must have a laugh reading some of these comments 😅

[@DoctorStrangeFate]

When you decide to watch some Steve1989 to take the edge off and find that he released a video 14 minutes ago

[@Steve1989MRE]

nice

[@jackburton9550]

Let's put your comment on a tray. Okay, nice.

[@boon5577]

People have liked Steve's comment more than the actual comment lol

[@tattooeduglyguy3376]

@@Steve1989MRE Are you u/RepliesNice on Reddit??? That would blow my mind.

[@cottoncandyaddict]

It makes me sad when he gets something that isn’t tasty

[@clockandballtorturewithcra5010]

You've chosen Death.

[@HombreQuemado]

Ironically this is actually my favorite MRE. And luckily for me everyone else hates it so I can have my delicious fettuccine whenever I please.

[@adanzavala4801]

It looks so delicious, i really want to try this one out.

[@AtomBomb420]

I wouldnt know what it tastes like, but it cant be worse than school sloppy joes lol (I personally dont like en because they just dont taste like sloppy joes, gimme some plain ground beef any day)

[@guyman9655]

To each their own my friend

[@vain_x]

Not my favorite but I like it a lot too!

[@fnhatic6694]

I don't think it's as bad as Steve is claiming. It definitely had more flavor than what he's describing. All I can guess is he got a screwed-up batch and someone overcooked it or something.

[@joewallace7600]

That isn’t just any old strip of packaging. That is a high Tech enemy strangle device (HTESD) for short.

[@oldschooloverlord]

You can wrap the ends around a couple of honey & mustard pretzel bites to fashion a crude garrote

[@BixbyConsequence]

@@oldschooloverlord Or a rudimentary lathe.

[@ashman187]

It says "Help I work in a MRE factory in China" in invisib le ink

[@dspear]

@@ashman187 LOL

[@Wasmachineman]

Agent 47 could easily take out a soldier with that strip of packaging!

[@furrymessiah]

I have adapted "Nice Hiss!" and "No Hiss." into my vocabulary as phrases for things that are good and bad, respectively, thanks to Steve.

[@yfelwulf]

It sticks I'm in a Compulsive habit of listening to every can or jar I open.

[@bosermann4963]

@@yfelwulf if you open a can and hear no hiss, throw it out. it must've been damaged and the hissing gas leaked out

[@TheAtm12345]

Steve: Sounds rich and very inviting *Pours out mud*

[@dangergurl4045]

Steve, I find your videos absolutely fascinating. You have such a calm and relaxing demeanor, I can't stop at just one video. It is so cool watching you open each can and packet. 💕🙏

[@VallornDeathblade]

"Creamy Spinach Fettucine MRE" That just sounds like an awful idea to begin with...

[@michaelmoodie574]

Agreed.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

They have enough Italian options as it is, needs Asian options

[@jonanderson5137]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 No one wants fish sauce farts or durian burps...

[@manictiger]

It could have been good, but institutions rarely ever get anything right. If they weren't complete idiots, I would think that the spinach could be dry freezed and turned into delicious crunchy sheets, similar to the seaweed snacks from Trader Joes. As for the alfredo-- I'm pretty sure I recall an MRE that did that and didn't suck, so they know how to do that. I think it's the spinach they have no business trying to prepare. It's a delicate leaf. Overcooking it ruins everything good about it.

[@Raskolnikov70]

The folks at Natick have traditions to uphold. A case of MRE's wouldn't be the same if it didn't have at least one menu that didn't inspire swearing when handed to a soldier.

[@erikj.2066]

An MRE one may want to socially distance themselves from? When the crackers and snack have to come to the rescue of the main, you know it’s pretty bad.

[@Raskolnikov70]

It broke my heart to hear they reduced the portion size of the cheese and peanut butter packs though. After eating MRE's for 30+ years you learn the technique for making the spread pouch last exactly as long as the crackers, so that the last bit of cheese or whatever goes on the last chunk of cracker before you pop it in your mouth. 1 oz. pouches feel like a betrayal of everything that makes America great.

[@dayaninikhaton]

And yet in tune with everything America has become.

[@bitrexgm]

Makes you wonder if they actually pay anyone at the manufacturer to taste their own product and give their honest opinion "y'know boss, this taste like ass. that'll be $100"

[@Dylan4nderson]

That was sexy when he added the coffee right into the protein shake. Steve is such a bad boy.

[@pinkcashmeres]

😭

[@tori9365]

😂😂😂

[@berto316life4]

He’s a risk taker

[@dbige23]

Holy shit 😂

[@nikolasbalat4866]

A masterchef

[@rensorek]

That stomach gurgle @15:07 🤣 give this man a 🏅

[@glitchvomit]

I had to rewind to make sure that wasn't my own stomach gurgling!

[@r_b5951]

Hey Steve. I've seen other KZbin reviewers for MRE's, but yours are the most organized and informative, by far.

[@jasondeaver2117]

Its all about the tray

[@TheLunarElixir]

One thing I love about your videos is that you really do your research and can explain all the history of all the different parts of the MRE and drop tidbits of info about each one. Your passion for MREs and in-depth reviews are what make these videos so special!

[@psychocuda]

Everyone: stocking up on TP, three hundred boxes of Mac N Cheese, Spam and Chunky beef soup. Steve: "Nice hiss."

[@00xanawolf00]

psychocuda EPIC.

[@00xanawolf00]

😂

[@sneezeguard117]

Chunky cambells soup is so smack though

[@allhailmary.]

Steve's voice is the only morale boost soldiers need, it's oddly addicting.

[@randylastname426]

2020: People hoarding toilet paper Steve's can: This is what we trained for

[@oldanddisgusted5998]

L.K can we really consider that hoarding though? That’s the question.

[@SaraphDarklaw]

Randy Last Name I just realized I have a stockpile of MREs I refused to eat before.

[@krab9479]

gettin through quarantini with steve’s spinach fettuccini

[@duxlorbitxl9986]

Nice rhymes man

[@krazicanuck9045]

This is definitely a highlight in light of the current situation going on around the world. Thank you Steve. We need more content from ya bud.

[@BrokenPixle]

I gotta say, I wasn't expecting this to be a bad menu. I just had the same MRE today, after it sitting in my room for almost two years, and I loved every bite. Must be a difference in taste thing. Loved the video, always love your reviews, Steve! I had a nap after mine too, it's a hearty meal that really fills you up.

[@KorianHUN]

Yeah i liked it too. You can use this, the menu 2 beef entree, 2 packs of tortillas, 2 cheese packets and a folded up brown outer MRE pouch as a dish to create lasagna.

[@semper_vi]

So there comes another "Meal Rejected by Everyone", right?

[@ashyoung42007]

Ha good one

[@frosmane9041]

lol

[@famico497]

Omg I see the joke. That's a good one

[@Slashco]

I also heard Meal Rejected by Ethiopians

[@VBunplugged757]

Meal ready to eat In this case, that's three lies in one

[@stubbornpuppet1]

Had to laugh when I seen the title of this one. Me and my dad started watching your videos about a year or so ago. Dad decided to order an MRE off of Amazon for the heck of it back around January. We ended up getting this one to try. Found it so salty overall on the main. Everything else was decent though. We got done, looked at each other and said " I wonder what Steve would think of this." Keep doing what you do man!

[@wmst5065]

Way to rock the "They Live" t-shirt.

[@T4silly]

@dr. strangelove The bubblegum was rancid.

[@Raskolnikov70]

Roddy Piper tried to warn us it was a documentary.....

[@lookingforwhiteprivilege9330]

dr. strangelove MRE cinnamon chewing gum that is

[@Maineiac126]

Man I was just gonna type that comment 😩 Roddy Piper.

[@eldarius237]

Steve is like the Wolverine of MRE. Tasted pretty much every war's and every country's MRE for the last centuries.

[@sotonrich]

While everyone else is talking about Joe Exotic, we know who the true Floridian hero is...

[@wesleyjohndelaney106]

Wasn't he from Oklahoma?

[@wsieber89]

@@wesleyjohndelaney106 yes. It was that damn CAROLE BASKIN that was from Florida.

[@seanellis2274]

Steves from Florida?

[@bigslowbro]

@@seanellis2274 I figured steve was from CA because of the Jefferson Sticker

[@kingofthings7929]

Yeah, he lives in central Florida. He lists an address in his description.

[@mytimetunnel]

Steve "This is one of them snacks where ill smell the wrapper for a day afterwords and have a hard time throwing it out"

[@olavl8827]

I love the advertising on the main packaging: "Warfighter Recommended, Warfighter Tested, Warfighter Approved". As if that convinces anyone that this is actually a hearty meal. That main course really does look terrible. Still I believe it should not be too difficult to make a hearty vegetarian meal that can satisfy even habitual meat eaters. I'm thinking about something with beans (for protein), potatoes (for carbohydrates), some green vegetables and a good mix of spices etc. for flavour.

[@IRBitterSoB]

stew

[@harrymann6479]

Your last sentence describes like half the main courses originating in India

[@adamguy3]

they have vegetable crumble MRE but it has egg ingrediants a all vegan one would be cool

[@SirTorcharite]

Red beans and rice spiced heavy.

[@frankhenderson6292]

You calling the moist towelette a dirt nap sent me down the strangest KZbin rabbit hole I’ve ever explored. Thank you sir

[@hyd_e]

what did u find? 😂

[@jasongarcia2140]

Yeah. What did you find? Answer us

[@robertkondik4403]

After seeing some of the things Steve has consumed over the years I never thought that a fresh MRE would get the best of him. That thing must be foul.🤮

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

He should be on some panel to test new MREs. He is literally an expert that has more experience than probably everyone in that food lab

[@midget_cannon8517]

This was my favorite MRE in basic training. Not sure why he’s had so much a bad reaction to it.

[@Vincent-S]

Man, that look of disgust forming with that first bite of the main

[@katieamarsh]

Always concerning to see from Steve.

[@gaylenewood7707]

The hulk wouldnt eat that slop he'll toss it at Loki and make him eat it.

[@jesusrojas6427]

Vincent S 🤢

[@Bro1212_]

Vincent S and the look of delight when he drank the make shift moca

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

I've seen that look on many a lady's face when she sees me

[@dr_outcast9385]

everyone panicking about coronavirus and starts hoard food buying Steve: laughs in MRE*

[@glitterkitty1979]

😅😅😅

[@kritsadventures]

Everyone: *Hoards mountains of toilet paper* Steve: *Survives off the tissues in accessory packets*

[@Raskolnikov70]

I'm willing to bet a lot of us who watch this channel are in the same boat. "I'm running to the store, need anything?" "Nah, I'm good for..... 3 or 4 years, I think."

[@GuntherRommel]

Nice!

[@AmazinglyAwkward]

I wish people hoarded these just so they could get a taste of how vile they themselves are. Dickwads

[@Erc7822]

I can't help but smile every time I watch these reviews.

[@Shadow61616]

Some of you only love old MRE vids, I just appreciate the fact that Steve has so much knowledge and only opens packs he has duplicates of.

[@82dorrin]

*Covid-19 enters Steve's bloodstream* Steve's immune system: So, you have chosen death...

[@spiritwaker6276]

the virus gets eaten by 1905 bacteria from mre :)

[@Sy_pe]

Covid -19 : nah i came here for the MRE

[@blaccitachi3275]

Onyx1916 he is the vaccine

[@triiton4443]

Hahahaha

[@johntitor7989]

Shitty and unoriginal

[@bigdsr1]

You are the Bob Ross of MREs. I was waiting for you to say, " Let's shake the devil out of it". 😆

[@klaudinegarcia8932]

🤣🤣🤣

[@pauly7218]

Kudos for finishing, and your comment about waking up burping spinach had me crying! 🤣

[@johnbain6577]

I can confirm this is the worst MRE to get stuck with in the field, we’d ditch the main meals and just stick with the accessories.

[@keithburnette5332]

John Bain confirmed. One of the few MRE where you just toss the main

[@DrLoverLover]

No wonder you lose wars with that attitude

[@iPwnR]

I'll trade anyone my remaining crayons for all of their Fettuccine packs, I'm sure it's got more calories.

[@Assumednewt]

Can confirm, luckily we got a vegan in my section so I just trade with them

[@gansulfgaming8099]

True

[@keginemylife]

I had to hit like on this video. This guy made me laugh. Because i remember i had to eat some of thoes during the katrina storm in new Orleans

[@joshdamage]

Same. Had a ton of these after Sandy

[@michiganman4398]

Any Coronavirus entering Steve is immediately taken out by an elite fighting force of WWII botulism from a C ration.

[@donniecapobianco8794]

🤣🤣🤣

[@carsonbettinger8937]

The best covid comment in here.

[@averagejoey2000]

Covid: we are dominating the world, soon the world will bow to Corona! Botulism:*in a Patton Tank* cute, but we've beat an empire before

[@jessekauffman3336]

These videos and the MRE’s from the decades and different countries are fascinating