2019 US MRE Creamy Spinach Fettuccine Another One of the Worst Meal Ready to Eat Tasting Test

Yet another vegetarian MRE menu that manages to miss the mark of normalcy or acceptability in terms of texture, smell, flavor, and a little on the visuals too. On the upside, it's a fresh meal and did the job. I will admit, I took an hour nap almost immediately after eating it. And woke up burping the flavor of spinach, but that's okay. A fun little MRE review.
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LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY, NICE™
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[@WhiteLightnin67]

If Gordon Ramsay says your food is crap, that’s one thing .... but if Steve says your food is crap, that’s saying something

[@nathangay2563]

I would love to see gordan come on Steve's show.

[@jesusdamian1874]

He has eaten century old cow and still complimented it so it really must suck if a year old ration taste bad

[@Anudorini-Talah]

...-.-

[@WarAuthority]

Nice knowing the US army has created the feared Soylent green

[@obsidian9998]

That another level XD

[@63Hayden]

The military should seriously consider hiring Steve as an official advisor for MRE meal selection. Nobody has opened and eaten as many MREs as Steve.

[@cargo4441]

I can see the army giving him a warrant officer bullet. In charge with a col running the office.

[@jj53talman69]

More aren’t supposed to be 5 star meals just food that they can eat so they can be to what they were doing

[@firstlast8703]

@@jj53talman69 times have changed now they make them so that they are tasty it's a psychological thing a happy soldier is a good soldier. and obviously they are trying to make the things tasty with all these different meals so... yea

[@-Invero-]

Pretty sure it will be loaded with Coffee Instant Type II.

[@weskerwewe]

Sorta feel the guys on the front line have eaten a hell of a lot more and would most likely be the best people to ask

[@thesovietgoose3092]

I used to know a kid in basic who would fight for the Creamy Spinach Fettuccini, safe to say he didn’t have to fight many people over it.

[@autokrator_]

Thank God for those weirdos though, I’ve traded so many spinach fettuccinis for edible meals because of them.

[@Down4thecount]

Probably just wanted that first strike bar

[@limpetarch98k]

To be honest, the fettuccinis dont actually look that bad. Not the greatest, but unlike the Veggie Omelette, it actually looks like food.

[@januszkurahenowski2860]

@@limpetarch98k Yeah, doesn't look bad at all but probably the mushy textured combined with weak but disgusting taste makes it really bad

[@noahfriend320]

​@@limpetarch98k sure, it LOOKS like food

[@ElliottsCreations]

One thing that I love about Steve, no matter what MRE he has, good or bad, he always commits to eating the entire thing. And I respect that. I love your videos and I've learned a lot from them. Thank you, Steve!

[@M3x1cola]

i could imagine those things getting very expensive, so it'd be a shame to let that money go down the drain. not only that i think he just made that his unspoken rule to finish whatever he has onto a tray nice

[@harryg4634]

He paid for the whole thing, so he’s gonna eat the whole thing.

[@Dylski.]

Well that's not always the case. Especially ww2 canned cheese 🤣

[@AnacondaHL]

I'm literally saluting Steve in some of these videos. Thank you for your service, Steve!

[@matthewspry4217]

he ate a whole menu 14 what a barf fest !!

[@EmotionallyExhausted]

If anything's surviving a pandemic, it's Steve's stomach.

[@realpoopoo]

EmotionallyExhausted s

[@FoxThings]

Peepee Poopoo h

[@bloodnivel70]

Nice

[@christopherconard2831]

Steve's stomach vs Bat Soup. The greatest battle since the Rumble in the Jungle.

[@tplus3017]

I bet he is well stocked with these meals as well...even the ones from the 40's

[@crumb167]

i remember when steve ate a moldy 100-year old biscuit and said, 'wow is that rye?'

[@the_snoo_muffin9028]

What vid?

[@Thiennnnnn]

@@the_snoo_muffin9028 poor u no response, its “eating a hardtack from the civil war”

[@the_snoo_muffin9028]

@@Thiennnnnn thanks dude

[@Thiennnnnn]

@@the_snoo_muffin9028 np

[@neikiv8843]

The hard tack wasnt moldy though.

[@massanylon]

I still think they're crazy for taking out the tobasco sauce bottles that could make any mre halfway decent (minus the vomelette).

[@fnhatic6694]

The promised us Tabasco packets, and they took them out after like one year. Now there's only about four menus that get hot sauce. It really is their worst decision ever.

[@hobblesofkarth3943]

My boss spent his deployment as a commo trading extra phone time for tabasco bottles and cash. Made a few grand and was the Tabasco King of the whole region, said he could get anything he wanted with his tabasco stash.

[@ExplodingVolcano777]

@@hobblesofkarth3943 Heck, I always bring this Tabasco keychains with me everywhere. You never know when you need that extra kick.

[@244thMeekrob]

When was this? I was at Ft. Jackson in June '19 and we had tobasco bottles

[@DagSilgad]

Believe it or not, the Creamy Spinach Fettuccine IS actually much better cold/room temp. It somehow has more flavor and a better texture. Heat turns it into a flavorless glop, true. It was one of my preferred MREs in the Army, although I remember it had peanut M&Ms added before 2019.

[@mysock351C]

Its actually decent either way, but only when fresh. I have a few of them. BUT, I did notice that they are not so nice after awhile. Ate another one that was about three years old a few weeks ago and it was not nearly as good. Had an odd chemical mush flavor. I think this one and the MRE Pizza are two menus that don't age well. The pizza turns into something kids would make out of brown and red Play-Doh, and that's about how it tastes. Like you literally ate the pretend pizza when they said "wanna try?" Salty and weird.

[@eeaargpht9751]

I tried it cold once and immediately gagged. I avoided this thing like the plague after that one time

[@Tourist1967]

I have eaten that one. At Camp Lejeune, NC. Wasn't bad at all. Those pretzel pieces are hard as rocks, though.

[@RSPDiver]

Steve: (eats 112 year old meat ration) “Hmm, distinctive meaty flavor.” Also Steve: (eating an MRE made 10 months ago) “This is disgusting!” (Then crushes the entire ration)

[@bobdefalco]

They don't make 'em like they used to!

[@BigBrotherWebb]

I laughed harder than i should have

[@LilRipper76]

This dudes the jacked version of reviewbrah

[@minhnguyen5888]

tbh the only bad thing is the main dish, the rest are pretty decent imo

[@yakojjy]

True, but 100 years ago they were putting love and quality in them. Now it's like a glorified Lean Cuisine TV dinner.

[@MrDextrator]

Steve eats over 100 year old beef: *Tasty* Also Steve eating half a year old meal ration: *Miserable* *mush*

[@CVHFitness]

So true

[@nuclearpalsy]

Steve could make a can of dog food seem appetizing.

[@CVHFitness]

nuclearpalsy 80 year old dog food: “it has a smooth texture and matured, meaty flavour...nice”

[@sentientarugula2884]

Did he really call old beef tasty tho?

[@maestrozero117]

Pre ww2 ration: amazing

[@kiara8489]

The love that this man has for peanut butter and crackers is unparalleled. So gracious, what a wonderful virtue

[@ACOG_batteries]

My SDS, Senior Drill Sergeant, actually gave us a compliment half way through basic. He enjoyed us going from new Privates who knew nothing about MREs into trained Soldiers who could maximize the efficiency of eating out of bag quickly. Steve knows how to eat an MRE. Good shit

[@davidramos6636]

Steve’s date: “So where we going for dinner?” *Steve comes out the room with 2 trays

[@crimtsun]

Steve's date: _n i c e_

[@purplelamington279]

😂😂

[@thestig007]

Nice.

[@ibad8504]

*2 Trays with US MREs*

[@johnegbert8536]

Steve’s date: is that a cran-raspberry first strike protein bar? N i c e

[@Teddini]

What says "Thank you for your service" more than reducing the actual size of the peanut butter pack. Lmao!

[@tattooeduglyguy3376]

Removed benefits?

[@MrZiva82]

We love our soldiers, but we love money more

[@Chrinik]

"Thank you for your service, here is your reduced amount of PB!"

[@swen6390]

American soldiers running to war and being fat af because of peanut butter and choco milk

[@jordo641]

@@swen6390 Because a half gram of fat and protein in some peanut butter makes the difference between Lance Armstrong and Rosie O'Donnell

[@MrLeoLian]

Love the genuine joy in Steve’s voice when he found the first strike bar

[@andrewcampbell9277]

I don't think it would have been too much to ask for a small packet of parmesan for the pasta, adds a bit of flavor and makes it look way more inviting.

[@soliaire4189]

Steve is trending, he made it guys. He really did it.

[@riderofthewhitehorse]

We all want to be Steve now. He trained his stomach to endure OLD food.

[@ashleyadams9365]

Part of it's due to Buzzfeed giving him a little advertising in one of their lists lately. I'm so glad that they led me here.

[@fwble_3888]

Nice

[@amylee7482]

We regular steve fans welcome you

[@Clemens42776]

He is because he is good

[@ChristmasCrustacean1]

"I just spent two weeks eating nothing but salt reduced sopakco rations in an air condition environment" "oh because of the coronavirus?" "coronavirus?"

[@glitterkitty1979]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TaintedMojo]

Roger command, I have a visual on an Oscar Oscar Foxtrot

[@brianbks02]

Understood TaintedMojo, would you like us to send out Yankee Alpha Bravo Oscar India?

[@genericwehraboo3131]

Nobody deserves to eat reduced sodium rations... never again...

[@ThePenguinHere]

I would love to see Steve open a restaurant that serves only MRE’s of many different countries

[@kirbyis4ever]

The Chinese menu has those delightful PLA combat ration bricks.

[@theguy9208]

Itd be a traumatic dining experience. $50 a plate for a basic domestic MRE to $800 for some of the more exotic ones.

[@abrakahocus]

My heart broke when he dumped all the pretzels into that slop lol.

[@AsapMilk]

Pretzels are inferior

[@n0dr0gs49]

We salute those pretzels for their sacrifice.

[@sky.wri8293]

Seriously. Those are the best pretzels you can get in an MRE lol

[@samuelgrady3540]

Just realized that Steve is a Florida man, everything makes sense now

[@christopherkessler4827]

Florida man is the hero we all need right now

[@slothworks7032]

Florida man eats 200 year old chocolate

[@jayfelsberg1931]

It explains a great deal

[@realbamekian4114]

Floridas where the bad asses are, right here boiii

[@ChiTownGuerrilla]

@@realbamekian4114 lol if by badasses you mean weirdos.

[@Chuwie]

Steve is built for this pandemic. He has MREs and thanks to them he doesn't need toilet paper.

[@isaacbfvt]

chewbotcuh moist towelettes

[@HombreQuemado]

Ironically this is actually my favorite MRE. And luckily for me everyone else hates it so I can have my delicious fettuccine whenever I please.

[@adanzavala4801]

It looks so delicious, i really want to try this one out.

[@AtomBomb420]

I wouldnt know what it tastes like, but it cant be worse than school sloppy joes lol (I personally dont like en because they just dont taste like sloppy joes, gimme some plain ground beef any day)

[@guyman9655]

To each their own my friend

[@vain_x]

Not my favorite but I like it a lot too!

[@fnhatic6694]

I don't think it's as bad as Steve is claiming. It definitely had more flavor than what he's describing. All I can guess is he got a screwed-up batch and someone overcooked it or something.

[@alessandron1360]

Being Italian, I am crying at those fettuccine.

[@meyerhaus]

WE NEED MORE STEVE DURING THESE TIMES OF DISTRESS!

[@JayFoxer]

have you been getting off then?

[@lynnedonaldson4010]

I agree

[@SignalFireProject]

Nice!

[@GreenDre]

Agreed

[@dezertraider]

STEVE,PLEASE HELP US..I AM OUT OF TP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@pfcparts7728]

Covid-19: *enters Steve’s body* His Immune System: Let’s get you out onto a tray

[@MrDonGruv]

PFCParts I wonder where he is tho, he didt post in a while

[@u.s.s.enterprise7118]

Nice.

[@Chikyeux]

😂

[@waterwarrior3666]

Mkay

[@therealchubbz8405]

👌 niiiice

[@sefiikk]

holy shit so many memories, remember people hated these sm they started stealing mre's from the truck in the field while we were sleeping

[@Kuchnasty]

It'd be cool if Steve could get a nice fieldtrip to an MRE manufacturer, and show us how they're made

[@camera3418]

Today on how it's made

[@FapperTabbed]

Arcane knowledge that is not meant to be beheld by mortal mind

[@dakrom7599]

I’ve never clicked off coronavirus coverage so fast

[@Steve1989MRE]

nice

[@asbestosmuncher8531]

@@Steve1989MRE I love you

[@kritsadventures]

Everyone: *Hoards toilet paper* Steve: *Survives off the quarter-ply accessory packet tissue paper*

[@SonOfTheDawn515]

I've actually had to get by on TP from MREs then I learned to start bringing a roll with me.

[@highestintheroom4485]

Yo he is set haha

[@heathwoodlee520]

Spring Bloom put those in the safe, that’s gold!

[@supergecko28]

If you eat enough MREs you don't need toilet paper anyway.

[@ElkinsEric]

I’ve got probably 150 of those tissue packs Going to start selling them $4 a piece... 😆

[@rensorek]

That stomach gurgle @15:07 🤣 give this man a 🏅

[@glitchvomit]

I had to rewind to make sure that wasn't my own stomach gurgling!

[@frankhenderson6292]

You calling the moist towelette a dirt nap sent me down the strangest KZbin rabbit hole I’ve ever explored. Thank you sir

[@hyd_e]

what did u find? 😂

[@jasongarcia2140]

Yeah. What did you find? Answer us

[@artemnoelgames]

*Steve packs lunchboxes for his kids* “Alright... Max you have a Navy C ration from 1964, and Jenny you have a Korean War K ration with extra crackers”

[@drinxs505]

Korea?!but I wanted Vietnam!!

[@TheHalogen131]

WOW! Thanks, dad! Can I also have the Lucky Strikes, or do I have to return them to you?

[@nooblangpoo]

@@TheHalogen131 Any Cigarettes must stay with Steve.

[@chimoyTV]

hmm nice

[@ironwoodnf9128]

@@nooblangpoo what are they gonna use to trade and brin home some "home cooked meals"

[@matrixab4356]

15:06 is when coronavirus entered Steve's body, it immediately died of botulism.

[@gtfkt]

ROFL

[@cosmicrophoneticino]

.. was then released with a 'nice hiss' ..

[@gloomsouls]

What's that???

[@popcorn9155]

LMFAO

[@trulyinfamous]

@@gloomsouls extreme food poisoning

[@enriqueb1476]

15:07 you can hear his stomach saying please no more 😂 love your content and you Steve your a blessing 🙌🏽

[@allhailmary.]

Steve's voice is the only morale boost soldiers need, it's oddly addicting.

[@matrixab4356]

When Coronavirus saw Steve, it went in to quarantine.

[@weebiscuit7337]

😂😂😂

[@herrhoflich8346]

I know this joke with Chuck Norris

[@PrestigeRoadman]

🤣🤣🤣

[@negcalm325]

😂😂

[@filiptopolovec4510]

Nice😂

[@obeythemoo]

Need more Steve to get me through quarantine.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Will do! Be back in like 3 or 4 days gonna get right on editing another one of my simpler shoots out of the more recent archives of unreleased vids

[@Perktube1]

Wait… are military surplus stores deemed essential? Or will we have to get all our MREs online?

[@wesleyjohndelaney106]

@@Steve1989MRE more vintage with smokes 👏👏

[@whiskyrebel9715]

@@Steve1989MRE A rare Steve reply, nice.

[@stephenhayes3788]

Nice hiss!

[@dangergurl4045]

Steve, I find your videos absolutely fascinating. You have such a calm and relaxing demeanor, I can't stop at just one video. It is so cool watching you open each can and packet. 💕🙏

[@BrokenPixle]

I gotta say, I wasn't expecting this to be a bad menu. I just had the same MRE today, after it sitting in my room for almost two years, and I loved every bite. Must be a difference in taste thing. Loved the video, always love your reviews, Steve! I had a nap after mine too, it's a hearty meal that really fills you up.

[@KorianHUN]

Yeah i liked it too. You can use this, the menu 2 beef entree, 2 packs of tortillas, 2 cheese packets and a folded up brown outer MRE pouch as a dish to create lasagna.

[@ghostfreely7493]

"It's like cheat codes for food. MRE's." Please survive Steve, you must survive.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

Why would you worry about this guy of all people? Really? That's sweet of you, but he is completely set for these times. That's kinda funny! Lol

[@barlotardy]

Steve can't be killed.

[@DanSoldierGuy]

He has eaten 120+ year old meat... if ANYONE is gonna survive, it's going to be Steve... shit, he's probably got the cure for cancer in his DNA.

[@totenblume7517]

Steve could have walked through Chernobyl in 1986 with no problem.

[@tattooeduglyguy3376]

@@DominikoPL Comedy.

[@eain9009]

" Let's get this out on a tray Nice! " No sentence cheers me up more.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Nice!

[@karfsma778]

the phrase "Nice hiss" is just as good, IMO

[@donaldmcswain]

I realllllly liked the new Steve-ism..."Like cheat codes for food..." Classic

[@eain9009]

@@Nyx_2142 I like them all even the parts with no words like stirring with a tuneful tap.

[@Windinhisface]

@@Steve1989MRE I’ve been eating old rations and mres since grade school then on into the military thanks for having such a passion for it brother, yol bolsun

[@xglitch97]

I love how protein is the ultimate redeemer for Steve lol... Like something can be total trash taste wise but still receive a passing grade as long as you boost that protein 😂

[@eldarius237]

Steve is like the Wolverine of MRE. Tasted pretty much every war's and every country's MRE for the last centuries.

[@JustWill6969]

I wish someone would look at me the way Steve looks at the Can-Raspberry flavored First Strike Nutritious energy bar

[@thememe986]

*they're called ranger bars

[@extradarlas1941]

Best things on the planet

[@crunk3922]

LMAOO

[@longassrice8756]

I wish someone would look at me 🥺

[@kahuna2800]

They get awful after awhile, I'm more of a fan of the chocolate first strike bar

[@breniet18]

Steve, I am a school teacher and I introduced your Boer War ration as the beginning of my Boer War lesson. Thank you!

[@hannibalburgers477]

Nice, mm'kay.

[@daphne4983]

That canned beef?

[@ThommyofThenn]

Nice!

[@inactiveaccount6884]

Now that's a power move.

[@Erc7822]

I can't help but smile every time I watch these reviews.

[@foxtrotnine2504]

I like his spirit. Even tho he doesn’t like the taste he continues to eat. I think this shows appreciation to the soldiers because the soldiers would have to also eat all of it to not go hungry

[@TheMysticfail]

Still can't get over the loss of Tabasco, red pepper flakes doesn't cut it.

[@Muttron333]

I worked for Tabasco. Irreplaceable.

[@fmfdocbotl4358]

Oh hell no, an mre needs Tobasco. I carried cholula in my ass pack back in the day with some Cajun seasoning.

[@ChiTownGuerrilla]

It needs some Frank's!

[@jackstraw4438]

That's what went through my mind.

[@dvtye3378]

Tabasco is such an underrated sauce for amplifying some flavors. Replacing it with red pepper flakes would for sure damper some expectations.

[@Buggybrainzzz]

"thank you for your service" now heres your green slop

[@Around_blax_dont_relax]

Atleast its not a chinese mre with pre-added e-coli, eh?

[@davidbuswa9425]

"Soylent Green is Spinach Fettuccine!" - Thorn

[@VBunplugged757]

I went to war and all I got was a disgusting mre

[@TylerLL2112]

@@Around_blax_dont_relax mmm.

[@nmazer]

😂😂😂

[@ramflow8466]

I had this once in the field. I didn’t finish it and I was STARVING. Tells you a lot about MREs

[@jessekauffman3336]

These videos and the MRE’s from the decades and different countries are fascinating

[@Lonewolf1298_]

I get PTSD just from hearing the words "Creamy Spinach Fettuccine"

[@YellowTyrant]

Can you tell us why?

[@Ceannmor]

@@YellowTyrant I can't answer for op but that stuff is horrible, I had the version with pretzel sticks and hot sauce instead of flakes. It is barely food, after adding crunch, hot sauce and salt it was just a bitter, spicy, salty texture, thanks only to the bland pretzel's.

[@JDowPCs]

@@Ceannmor Maybe I'm nuts but I also had the pretzel stick version. I found the main to be pretty decent.. even good. The hot sauce made it pretty good, at least.

[@deeblack9393]

@@Ceannmor at least you had the FRH so you had an easier time having it hot. Back i the mid 80s they were still experimenting with the MREs!

[@goodvibez693]

Steve on Christmas: "Oh nice! A Cran-Raspberry Flavor First Strike Nutritious Energy Bar!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@abesapien9930]

Let's get that on a tray

[@kansascitysouthernfan6966]

Abe Sapien Nice! Ok.

[@arya31ful]

I read this exactly when he said that and giggled.

[@endofanera1983]

Also known as a CRFFSNEB.

[@dadshirt6681]

@@abesapien9930 nice

[@Dumpstermuffin1]

i loved this one steve! The honey mustard pretzels and first strike bar are worth it alone. This is one of my favorite MRE's

[@mcflurable]

As someone that frequently gets stuck in the field and on deployments with nothing but MRE's to eat, this one is one that everyone tends to avoid. I'm really not sure why they decided to ate this menu, definitely one of the questionable ones.

[@ZTheLastViking]

If he says it's bad you can bet it's horrible I've seen some crazy things he enjoyed.

[@colapinklink8120]

Yeah haha kept thinking that too.

[@Sarah_Grant]

True!

[@texasdeeslinglead2401]

You know this is fact Ain't no way I'm touching that one .

[@roninnder]

Lol, yeah, he eats a lot that I’d pass on.

[@BrooklynBalla]

Like the 150 year old beef lol

[@arrowshot3000]

Steve arrives when we need him most

[@automanium4563]

15:05 so nobody heard Steve's body about to reject that shit once he got it on a spoon?

[@Windinhisface]

we did haha

[@jamiealizaga8125]

Thank you for the upload Steve keep up the great work

[@ceramicpigeon]

"MREs. It's like cheat codes... for food." -Steve

[@CorriganM08]

Read this as he said it lol how surreal

[@jayphil2563]

The "DO NOT EAT" is on the silica pack for the Marines.

[@johnalan6067]

Every Marine MRE comes with a side of crayons.

[@A_78939]

john alan and a sippy cup

[@Conspiracy515]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@davelastname8074]

Here we have USMC menu item 126, orange colored crayons. OHHHHHH ITS CRAOLA!!!!!!

[@suigeneris2663]

Jason Phillips Uncle Sam finally making them learn how to read, good on him.

[@applejacks8160]

It’s not long before Steve is a guest judge on Top Chef for some MRE challenge-thing.

[@joshua.harazin]

I'd love to see an episode of Chopped where the baskets are just replaced with the same MRE for each contestant. Just opening it would take more time and add to the challenge.

[@johngavin3180]

A few things that will always put a smile on my face. Spending time with my family. A good scotch and a cigar. Spending time with friends. A home cooked meal. "Now let's get this all on a tray... Nice."

[@michiganman4398]

Any Coronavirus entering Steve is immediately taken out by an elite fighting force of WWII botulism from a C ration.

[@donniecapobianco8794]

🤣🤣🤣

[@carsonbettinger8937]

The best covid comment in here.

[@averagejoey2000]

Covid: we are dominating the world, soon the world will bow to Corona! Botulism:*in a Patton Tank* cute, but we've beat an empire before

[@DoctorStrangeFate]

When you decide to watch some Steve1989 to take the edge off and find that he released a video 14 minutes ago

[@Steve1989MRE]

nice

[@jackburton9550]

Let's put your comment on a tray. Okay, nice.

[@boon5577]

People have liked Steve's comment more than the actual comment lol

[@tattooeduglyguy3376]

@@Steve1989MRE Are you u/RepliesNice on Reddit??? That would blow my mind.

[@pauly7218]

Kudos for finishing, and your comment about waking up burping spinach had me crying! 🤣

[@VindicAlpha]

I do find it amazing that the Americans include French translations on the MREs.

[@theguy9208]

It is the only other official language of NATO. It would be irresponsible not to cooperate with allies. Thats also why most European rations include both english and french translation despite being Spanish, czech, or danish.

[@VindicAlpha]

@@theguy9208 Encouraging bilingualism is good, don't get me wrong.

[@theguy9208]

@@VindicAlpha normally i would agree but im Canadian and not from quebec so french can go sit quietly in the corner after being rammed down my throat unwillingly for like 6 straight years.

[@VindicAlpha]

@@theguy9208 So, on the one hand "it's irresponsible not to cooperate with allies". But on the other hand, "Fuck the other founding colonists of Canada, that the English tried to culturally (and literally for the Acadians) genocide for 300 years, because I'm an English speaker and fuck other cultures and languages." That's about right? And then you wonder why the French-Canadians/Quebecers are so prickly and defensive about their language? Because English Canada never did anything to them, right? What's your opinion on the feelings the Irish have about the English, by the way? Trying to illustrate a point here, because that kind of cultural chauvinism really grinds my gears. At least goddamn try to make things better.

[@ulfhednar8850]

The military still goes by the outdated fda recommendation of daily protein intake. I’ve always thought they put way to many carbs and sugars and not enough protein and fat in MREs.

[@trevorkeaghey7649]

I think it's mostly due to the expectations of soldiers having to constantly move especially in an active war zone.

[@ulfhednar8850]

warystatue33 or a keto option

[@Assumednewt]

They also still go by outdated BMI

[@samchan2276]

Do they really?

[@kahuna2800]

It's more of a way to keep someone going as of healthy or an actual meal, it tastes terrible but it's something

[@tristanmiller1555]

Steve binging with Babbish just said on his KZbin stories that you are his favorite KZbin aside from him self

[@rotalunatik]

Okay Nice!.

[@Zwrightism]

Nice! Now let's get Babish on to a tray

[@michaelsalamanca1676]

I would definitely love to see a babish take on a mre meal

[@jamieadams966]

I’d love to see Babish make an MRE style meal and Steve rate it. That would be a great collaboration.

[@williamcutrell7456]

@@jamieadams966 that would be golden

[@Vok250]

"Mom can we have nutrient paste?" Mom: "We have nutrient paste at home" Nutrient Paste at home:

[@theunknown7683]

Nah I'll just eat some pocket lint.

[@narcSlayer777]

That was a awesome idea putting that coffee inside the protein drink I thought about it but I didn't think anybody would do something like that but you actually did it that was awesome bro that's a good way to get your energy if you was in the army 😁

[@wesleychapin4284]

The king returns to us in our time of need.

[@louisb.6149]

I havent heard "oo, nice hiss.." In awhile and I needed that morale boost

[@alpierso]

Agreed

[@LandofNodnuts]

Long time indeed.

[@rumpelstiltskin9729]

The FRHs have been letting me down

[@stevebanning902]

i live for the hiss check

[@jaredtbo2075]

How can you not like this guy?! He looks so happy sharing a hobby he loves with us nerds, I strive to be able to do something like this in my future.

[@basshunter2007]

Loving watching your videos Steve

[@OptimusWombat]

I love how excited Steve got when he pulled out the Cran-Raspberry bar.

[@thJune]

OptimusWombat the cran raspberry bars are god mode in terms of the first strike bars. They’re literally the best ones made out there.

[@lucaswtvr839]

you can easily tell after a few videos the fruit/berry bars are his faves

[@Mitch-rd9gs]

6th June 1944 nah chocolate beats cran-raspberry any day

[@amandabrito6047]

My seven year old son and foster son ate this one all up and begged me to make it for dinner. I was horrified.

[@warblerblue]

Steve Jr! lol.

[@peterclarke7240]

@@mikeyreza I don't know what to say... Other than, as Steve says, there's a little something out there for everyone, I guess.

[@HunterTN]

Most likely answer is he had Covid and lost his sense of smell and taste.

[@playo9197]

I l o v e i t

[@NCrdwlf]

Good lord......

[@Quiparounddreams1999]

I had this one camping one time, it wasn’t bad but it was worse cold.

[@hungryburger1170]

"way worse cold" applies to a lot of food

[@sambutler9927]

No, it's really bad. This and cheese tortellini are always the MREs left at the bottom of the box after everyone's already run through them and taken all the decent ones.

[@jasonwilde197]

I always loved the part of the instructions for the heater that says prop up on "ROCK OR SOMETHING" ROFL

[@jasonthornton5232]

It's like he got to the store late and this was all that was left.

[@heathwoodlee520]

At least an MRE has TP in it

[@willheiney8859]

I don’t know if y’all have got similar experiences with Steve, but I know that his videos have always helped me when I’ve been struggling. It’s something about his calm soft voice and the gentle pacing of his videos that helps me relax and feel at peace. Anyways, Steve’s the best.

[@berto316life4]

Will Heiney he’s a sweet dude.

[@MrFitness94]

Will Heiney nice

[@IgnatiusCheese]

He's our Internet MRE Bro

[@KaRuNaRuGa]

Yep he's the best. Now let's get that on a tray, nice.

[@jamesmeadows93]

If Steve is having a hard time finishing it you know you messed up. Much love and good vibes your way my friend, love your videos.

[@broccolirob5026]

Steve grew up in a military family, his father forced him to eat Veggie Omelet (aka Vomelet) for every meal every day. Now an adult, Steve chooses which MRE he eats while still consuming only military rations in his parent’s honor

[@furrymessiah]

I have adapted "Nice Hiss!" and "No Hiss." into my vocabulary as phrases for things that are good and bad, respectively, thanks to Steve.

[@yfelwulf]

It sticks I'm in a Compulsive habit of listening to every can or jar I open.

[@bosermann4963]

@@yfelwulf if you open a can and hear no hiss, throw it out. it must've been damaged and the hissing gas leaked out

[@joewallace7600]

That isn’t just any old strip of packaging. That is a high Tech enemy strangle device (HTESD) for short.

[@oldschooloverlord]

You can wrap the ends around a couple of honey & mustard pretzel bites to fashion a crude garrote

[@BixbyConsequence]

@@oldschooloverlord Or a rudimentary lathe.

[@ashman187]

It says "Help I work in a MRE factory in China" in invisib le ink

[@dspear]

@@ashman187 LOL

[@Wasmachineman]

Agent 47 could easily take out a soldier with that strip of packaging!

[@nicoletrottier8940]

Steve, I love your videos! You would make a great food critic!

[@justinperrotta2701]

So funny out of everything u eat and like this to me looks by far the best.

[@mariamartins367]

When even Steve looks sickened at eating something, it has to be really awful.

[@achillebelanger9866]

Or...conversly really GOOD!

[@dag_of_the_west5416]

@@achillebelanger9866 true, maybe not enough rancidity for him to REALLY taste it.

[@TheAtm12345]

Steve: Sounds rich and very inviting *Pours out mud*

[@THEMAX00000]

Steve has got really strong fingers, those “peelable“ seals are a real pain to open without a tool! Anyway, I just cases A and B 2019 manufacture date. I’m glad I watch this video. If I have to open the box I guess I’ll eat that one first. I think I’m going to try that peanut butter chocolate mocha chino. I’ll probably add a pack of cheese spread to the main as well. I’m also really happy to hear that the first strike bars taste really good, I have two or three that I’ve avoided eating.

[@11Olitardif]

I love how he is so used to this specific MRE so he knew 1: to cook half in half out the side, 2: to keep one cracker for the main meal because its not crunshy enough, 3: to mix coffee with protein mix, like seriously wtf dude you know so much about this so specific topic!! Its so awesome to watch i had a good laugh watching this one!!

[@cullensmith1817]

The coronavirus is terrified of Steve's immune system

[@jimmybon9314]

After some attempts of food poisoning from certain MREs, he certainly has built up his immunity!

[@notchrisgarza4240]

dude, you will taste these for a whole day after eating them, they are usually the last ones left in the box after everyone takes the good ones and man, I would rather eat sticks

[@closy1238]

atleast sticks have crunch and texture

[@cleanerben9636]

Nice earthy, woody flavour

[@thatrealba]

So it's the replacement for the ol' five fingers of death MRE?

[@indoorkite651]

Straight facts here Edit: also the fucking Tuna MRE. That alone is enough to tell the enemy your location by smell

[@frankjones43]

@@indoorkite651 but the Reese’s

[@chinesecabbagefarmer]

im proud of u for finishing that steve

[@milotheangel9756]

Steve’s t-shirts are a very underrated part of his videos, love tuning in to see what funky shirt he’s wearing

[@dr_outcast9385]

everyone panicking about coronavirus and starts hoard food buying Steve: laughs in MRE*

[@glitterkitty1979]

😅😅😅

[@kritsadventures]

Everyone: *Hoards mountains of toilet paper* Steve: *Survives off the tissues in accessory packets*

[@Raskolnikov70]

I'm willing to bet a lot of us who watch this channel are in the same boat. "I'm running to the store, need anything?" "Nah, I'm good for..... 3 or 4 years, I think."

[@GuntherRommel]

Nice!

[@AmazinglyAwkward]

I wish people hoarded these just so they could get a taste of how vile they themselves are. Dickwads

[@hx2975]

Steve's plasma could cure coronavirus.

[@mugglesarecooltoo]

Yeah, or give his bone marrow to an HIV patient.

[@barlotardy]

I don't think the stuff in Steve's veins is technically blood anymore.

[@LeeDee5]

@@barlotardy It's coffee instant type II

[@vincentkohlumcfan22]

I like how strong you are for being able to hold that plate with one hand and eating with the other. And with the glass by the edge i would have got on my nerves when I held it on one

[@howfireburnswithpiperdaily968]

I love your honesty. "I think I spoke too soon"! lol ♡ Im not your typical demographic, but Im loving this channel and Thank you to EVERY soldier watching! I will nevet forget your sacrafice! ♡