2024 is SO COOKED! - Ray Gun Recap

[@DarkMatter2525]

Nice! looking forward to seeing you again in 2026

[@kimorayn1733]

Ayy DarkMatter! How's it going, dude?

[@Chaosherold]

I was surprised by the upload already. But seeing DarkMatter in the comment section is the extra cherry on top. :-D

[@HealingBlight]

What year is it, 2008?

[@bkylecannon]

the crossover we all want to see

[@CharlesRichelieu]

Its not going to be good for you, you haven't been relevant since 2010.

[@diondadigger]

Chris actually uploaded.....We're so fucking cooked😭

[@alexMendoza-wl5oj]

🫂

[@georgeorwell8501]

He's not dead...neat!

[@thisistheendpt2]

Shiiii

[@TheFalseEsquire]

We are so back

[@mongolifepawn842]

Hopes for more uploads in the future

[@timralph7466]

this year feels like a HBO reboot of 2016

[@omnihelios4547]

so accurate I winced reading this

[@Yumemaru.]

Real

[@olsnippers6627]

Don't worry, 2025 is gonna be fire once Trump gets into office. Cheap gas prices and less crime

[@kaishadows919]

Where the liberals and leftists lose their mind over nothing?

[@spirito9827]

@@olsnippers6627 And don't forget the best part... less brown people 🙃

[@GravityTrash]

I can't believe the bi-annual Chris Ray Gun upload came a year early!

[@AntiVectorTV]

That entire Diddy section he forgot to say "allegedly" it's the nipple-twist mines for you, Chris.

[@admiralalyssa]

I knew having notifications on after a year of nothing would pay off.

[@kimorayn1733]

"We'll fight stagnation on the KZbin, we'll fight it on Twitch, and Twitter, but not on TikTok, bc fuck that shit" - Winston Churchill

[@PersonOfGratitude]

Always gotta keep the ray gun notifications on 🎉 Edit: otherwise you will be two days late like me 😂

[@atomixage]

You missed the best part of the Costco saga lmao. The part where the local Costco came out and said they don't sell Baby Oil.

[@lakamokolaka]

Chris sacrificed his youtube monetization for a throwback joke most people won't get Welcome back Chris

[@ChrisRayGun]

I do it for you

[@ariabritton9669]

@@ChrisRayGun was getting caught part of your plan?

[@clampmotosua1789]

​@@ChrisRayGunBenefit of not making videos is not worring about monetization 😂

[@thomdrolet2624]

I missed you.

[@Unsensitive]

And here i thought he sacrificed his monetization by not posting for a year. Thanks for clearing that up!

[@TheNoobilator]

I know you joked about it at the end, but yeah I kinda did miss you Chris. Like, you're genuinely one of the people on this platform who has made me laugh the most over the last _several_ years, and you're also my not-quite-fully-depressing window in to the ongoing slow-motion train derailing that is your accursed country. Thanks for cooking up another dish for us hungry folks, this episode was dope!

[@kirsten007]

Me too, seeing this on my feed was the best ever

[@deebo9981]

Well luckily with leftism slowly dying in America, that train is back on track.

[@Nospoon53189]

Your country is going to shet too.

[@pointlessspike3016]

I didn't think of you once in the past year. But then, you also didn't think of me once in the past year so we're even.

[@ChrisRayGun]

Fair

[@Strangeship1997]

Looks like he finally remembered his password

[@justanotherperson7774]

Praise be 🙌

[@justanotherperson7774]

Praise be 🙌

[@zwishking6032]

no, Chris knew it. we have to just come to accept that he neglected us...

[@GirthQuake101]

You say it's cooked, and yet you uploaded. Year saved.

[@CrimsonWar5]

Thank God, our friendly neighborhood Puerto Riccan is here to save the day

[@liljoe62799]

It's always so strange watching an upload from Chris because it feels like opening a time capsule back to a KZbin that pretty much doesn't exist anymore. Short videos (relatively speaking) like this are anything but the norm on here these days but man this pace is super refreshing. It's kinda reminded me why I used to spend so much time watching content on KZbin to begin with. This video was less than 20 minutes long but it feels infinitely more memorable than any of the fucking hour-plus long video essays or whatever the fuck I've seen on here the last few years.

[@Firestorm422]

Say what you want about the long videos, but they're better than the uber short brain rot that you can find everywhere now

[@liljoe62799]

@Firestorm422 oh for sure, it's less about the length and more about the pace, I think. So much stuff on KZbin feels like it's just long for the sake of being long. It lacks clear intent like the stuff Chris has always made. It's nice to have something like this where there's a clear flow from topic to topic, some good jokes are made along the way, and it ends nicely without overstaying it's welcome.

[@Firestorm422]

@liljoe62799 there is definitely a difference between something being along for the sake of it and something being long because it's a detailed topic that they want to explore fully. Like some channels wanting to fully talk about every single aspect of certain video games.

[@dalek-trooper6557]

This is honestly like the youtube version of the late-night talk show style recap, Daily Show esque without the crowd. There isn't too much time spent on each topic and the jokes hit.

[@kermetthehog1237]

Exactly!

[@ReadEmAndWeeb]

"Guy who undoes Mr Beast's Philanthropy" is such a funny bit.

[@Mankepanke]

"Cured blindness? Let's see about _that_ !", he said while raising his box cutter.

[@mistriousfrog]

Considering the multiple scandals surrounding him this year, never been a better time to try doing the opposite of him.

[@616Entertainment]

It was way too long, Chris. The time and effort paid off. Loved this. Already looking forward to the next.

[@yungoldman2823]

finally back from breakdancing at the olympics I see

[@DKF_oli]

lol i actually laughed at this

[@corycrowe9816]

Sir…just….sir 😂😂

[@mylittledarkworldjohn4289]

Disappears for a year Comes back Probably disappears for a year again until end of 2025

[@Yumemaru.]

You should watch the snark tank, if you don’t already.

[@user-wv5gv3dw5u]

Tragic the Gathering might be one of the greatest things I've ever seen

[@TheRealMycanthrope]

Fallout 2 did it earlier (technically Tragic: The Garnering), though I'm sure someone had made that joke already at some point. Might have been in OG Fallout as well, but I never played that one.

[@misunderstood1238]

“It won’t take a year next time” I’ve heard this before 😂😂😂

[@omnisel]

the kaywhyes bell breaking is poetic

[@merktv9591]

Sometimes I forget Chris has the body proportions of a dwarf but in a slightly taller frame. Happy to have him back

[@sold0ut210]

More like a muscular halfling (about 2 foot tall)

[@HeyThereKurt_]

Dad's back with his Cigarettes

[@liquidcringe6934]

Welcome home dad

[@loudross]

That's a funny little character you got there as your pfp

[@justanotherperson7774]

Daddy's home

[@yellowbird526]

We got Chris uploading before GTA 6

[@carternorvell9966]

"Hey its just me, P-Diddy" I'd keep screaming too if I heard that

[@darkandmichelovik240]

Missed your video editing, Chris. Glad to see that the recap is as snappy, engaging, and just plain fucking funny as always. The intro compilation of the recaps of the olden days made me feel somethin'. Good shit, glad you haven't left this channel alone juuuust yet Keep on keepin' on

[@Ryan-fp3ul]

I legitimately forgot you existed. Welcome back to existence.

[@geoffphfreeman7311]

He's on a podcast like twice a week brother

[@sillyking1991]

@@geoffphfreeman7311 he's on multiple podcasts

[@ThatBoiDinky]

@@geoffphfreeman7311more than that, there was extra episodes on Patreon AND he has I think 2 more podcasts he shows up on

[@DaRealRoachDoggJr]

I completely forgot about him too lmao

[@Yumemaru.]

You should watch the shark tank podcast.

[@yowatchie]

Jesus Christ an actual upload? I know he said we’d get stuff in November but I’m still gobsmacked. I still remember the trailer for the Weird Wide Web from 2 years ago that never came to be. 14:59 This was fucking brilliant.

[@simongraham7343]

This has big "Classic KZbin" energy. So much better than podcast clips.

[@yeahimquik]

i missed chris so much, i needed this laugh today, my cousin recently died and we used to watch ur videos all the time, 🙏🏽thank you for another upload

[@ChrisRayGun]

🙏❤️

[@th3summoner]

All it took was sitting next to Kingston for like 5 episodes huh...

[@JayTheNegotiator]

Getting 2016 flashbacks over here

[@CGB_Crash]

The Return of Christoph Raymundo GunSmithe-Higgins

[@TheDeconstructivist]

I have been staring blankly at my computer monitor for 11 months waiting for the moment when Chris Ray Gun would again post some form of precious content. I've survived on a diet of pancakes and radiation, gradually wasting away, both in body and in soul. But today, at long last, I have consumed the true nourishment of this glorious feast of sophisticated digitally produced bell and baby-oil oriented content and am whole again. Thank you, Chris Ray Gun. Thank you, many happy returns, and may you live long and prosper.

[@declanashmore]

I didn't miss you, but now I do retroactively. This video brought a shit eating grin to my face. Thanks Chris.

[@Oblivion9873]

Chris remembered he does something other than podcasts

[@chaisrocha9853]

is that all he does? the podcast doesn't seem that popular is it enough to put games on his ps5?

[@storkkpapi]

​@@chaisrocha9853You missed the s in podcasts 💀

[@Dayman420]

@@chaisrocha9853Snark tank has over 2000 Patreon subscribers

[@noahchmielewski1347]

You know things are bad when The Snark Tank host decided to post

[@grelwing47]

Oh shit, Chris remembered his YT password!

[@amongdae]

I legit thought this channel was dead. Glad to see you back.

[@dportnov]

I listen to you regularly on LSM and Snark Tank, but it's great seeing a proper video from you once in a while because you make them so well.

[@paz8723]

Glad you're expanding from podcasts into video, Chris! I'm sure fixing sweenys' audio for 5 years prepped you well!

[@bbluva21]

This video is like talking with a friend who just got out of a 2-year come and spend the entire time since then catching up.

[@kimorayn1733]

A 2 year Come?!!! ... That's a lot of cum

[@lmno567]

I think you meant coma. If he had a 2-year come, he's gonna need more time to recover afterward.

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

The Return of The King. The intro montage of the skits through the years, nostalgia (for simpler times). S/O The Snark Tank Bois Dandruff Blackmane & sween

[@supercoolguy43]

Look at us watching Chris Ray Gun like it's still 2016.

[@timebernerz]

When he first rolled onto screen, I am proud to say that my first thought was 'close enough welcome back bbno$'

[@kevinclause4p55p5]

14:58 is the kind of masterpiece that keeps me longing for more.

[@ARottenMuffin]

If you missed it there's a Short version that has an extra little bit in it, I'm sad we didn't get a full song of it or more lines cause it's straight fire lol

[@acurioustraveller8194]

He uploaded?! What timeline did CERN shift me into now?!

[@dportnov]

Even the weebs are here. This is great!

[@sain2530]

CERN shifted you to steins gate

[@scottiecurrie7927]

Not Steins Gate yet, we're still a few world lines over

[@mpnothanks]

*SERN *world line Fake Steins;Gate fan.

[@kingbash6466]

3:33-You think I didn't notice that Dustborn sneak there, Chris?

[@jon2260]

That "Orange is the new Black" reference on Dr. Disrespect was 11/10 Well done.

[@domingopgarcia8391]

dude, your appartment setup is amazing, the posters, the memorabilia, the crt, its top tear

[@JoeMWoodward]

"gone to play every fucking video game" me: lot of good ones recently tbf "its a lot of good ones to be fair" yes thank you, chris

[@OnlyKaerius]

Proceeds to troll us with Dustborn.

[@at_ianm]

In the depths of "it's so over", a shining light of "we are so back" has blinded me

[@alexdaguy6130]

Oh my god hes alive

[@Odande]

If youre not already, you're missing out on weekly Chris. Sween, and Derrick content on Snark Tank! He's very much been alive and active, just not here.

[@betanick14]

My buddy my friend. Sounds like you should be on the tank.

[@TheBlueGoldenHawk]

@@Odandealso the Sacred Symbols PlayStation podcast

[@whytho1690]

I'm glad you made the excuse to use that. I was groovin' and laughing. 😆

[@williameldridge2015]

His uploads are never late, nor early, they arrive precisely when he means them to

[@sendbooze5672]

2024 is the year I started binge drinking again

[@ryancombs1959]

Good decision

[@4NT0N10MZC]

Hell yeah!

[@Yumemaru.]

Valid

[@tentacletiddies]

same!

[@EmberRains]

2024 is cooked, but we are so back

[@JamesJ422]

This is a sign of the apocalypse, we are indeed cooked

[@graysonmusic.]

love this man i feel seen when i hear you talk like a genuine person. thanks for sticking around, amazing stuff. podcast can't beat this, keep being u

[@KevinFinkbeiner]

I demand an official release of "I'm Blue (Why'd You DM A Child)" immediately, Chris.

[@ThatTravGuy]

He lives

[@Steel_Prophet]

The Puerto Rican goblin was brought back from the dead. This can only spell dread for the next year

[@michaeladams94]

Nice, a Chris Ray Gun video for a change - see you same time next year lads!

[@MaxwellAerialPhotography]

Christopher Raymond Gunther returned when we needed him most.

[@adamm2091]

That "I'm blue" bit was worth the wait.

[@HisVirusness]

My word... He has returned...

[@lamebraim]

11:08 I actually appreciate that you actually use real words in situations like this. It just feels so disrespectful when people say unalived and shit like that.

[@gothichellokitty]

dudeeee. i came here to post about this similarly. fucking lame that unalived is youtubes preferred vocabulary. ITS JUST A FUCKING SYNONYM FOR SUICIDE, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. make it make sense

[@mpnothanks]

My mom in her 60s told me about someone who “unalived” themselves and it nearly broke me. Like, you’re just texting me, this isn’t monetized.

[@lamebraim]

@@mpnothanks Same, a friend of mine a few weeks ago texted me that a mutual friend of ours unalived himself and I wanted to punch him through my phone.

[@__-nd5qi]

1:51 boy found his password

[@tyrannicalchocolate]

Christoberg Rayistan Guntuber, my favourite harbinger of the apocalypse! Great to see you’re not dead yet.

[@viowlet]

I did miss your videos. So lovably unhinged.

[@wiiztec]

16:37 Trump curse strikes again

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Not everyday we get a Ray Gun video lol

[@McFatson]

DADDY IS BACK FROM HIS TRIP TO GET SMOKES!?!?!

[@robbutler429]

You know what... I've been watching Snark Tank * SO LONG* now that I actually forgot how Chris is when he's "on." Lol 🤯

[@IanEastonIsJesus]

You know it’s getting bad when Cristof Rayquan Gunvari uploads and the issue is still relevant

[@sg_yusuke]

between chris's upload schedule and shoe on heads id never know whats going on in the world

[@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594]

0:18 Chris R Word

[@gothichellokitty]

😂

[@DarkNookShop]

Chris, your videos speak directly to the crushed part of my soul. Thank you for getting back to it. Tho now I have that Blue song stuck in my head and the only way to get it out of my brain is to push it out, with an ice pick.

[@HappyLarry.]

Chris Ray Gun is like Eminem, they can't help bringing him up in discussions but also refuse to admit he's the goat

[@deathgazereaper2130]

Ray guns transformation into a soprano is almost complete!

[@cavemanchonny]

ah shit, here we go again

[@thom_wye]

15:50 you forgot "drink bleach"

[@NoCloutJoey]

Dude hell yeah. New Christopher Raymundo Gunn

[@corvax8644]

The fact this just didn’t show up IN MY SUB FEED is hilarious wtf

[@ModernBattleClips]

High quality as always. Cant wait to see what you come up with in 2026

[@strangescottvoiceacting5351]

Papa Ray Gun finally came back from getting the milk and cigarettes.

[@TheeSinnerman]

My favorite wise goblin hermit has returned

[@prinoval]

It’s about damn time

[@kermetthehog1237]

Seriously your like my favorite KZbinr plz upload at least twice a year!

[@redj90144]

And when we needed him most he vanished. Years past but the fans held hope that he would return. Finally in our darkest hour..Chris returned.

[@jakpalmer8723]

He lives.

[@dangerbuoy]

I honestly didn’t know I was still subscribed

[@GarbaggioGoblino]

oh fuck yeah

[@WallyWachell]

Fuck yeah give it me baby ❤❤

[@teknobardthewanderer479]

We missed your sass, hot grandpa. Seriously, tho, good to see you. Hope to do it again sometime. Your content has always been enjoyable.

[@TheTGOAC]

P. Diddy's chef when he learned the baby oil was laced: "Diddy! I said RAPESEED OIL NOT RAPE N' SEED OIL!!"

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

14:05 Big brain moves by DiddyDisrespect

[@kryppo4245]

Alright boys see you in 2 years.

[@Aristocratic_Utensil]

Oh I'm featured in this... how old is the video you used, like 9 months? LOL

[@lmno567]

Not gonna lie. You are the only reason how I knew this guy uploaded again.

[@Aristocratic_Utensil]

@@lmno567 LOL

[@audiebridge3103]

I forgot how much I enjoyed this guy's content

[@connorrussell5025]

THANK GOD you're back, with a banger of a video no less.