*Cool It with the Anti-semitic Remarks* --- [Sam Hyde one hour stand-up] (rough!)

support dis: samhyde.org/ ....or.... / samhyde
did a lil show in Boiston (bean town) for a lil group of maybe thirty ppl or so... this one is a bit rough but there are some good moments. I'm trying to string things together into a longer set and be funnier and more cohesive without necessarily resorting to 'shocking' or 'edgy' stuff. Thank you everyone who came out :) :)

[@Krunchtastic727]

This man has been single handedly keeping Ukraine air space safe.

[@Doogle946]

His demands are the full surrender of the Russian military

[@justshiddabed8886]

@@Doogle946 hey I’m a car too ya know!! 😡

[@joshbutler822]

@@Doogle946 He'll get away with it. Again.

[@evannace5257]

@Moishe Rosenberg I think we pronounce it Keeeeev now

[@zmajodnocaja5088]

without even setting foot in ukraine. or being sure where ukraine is.

[@zkdr6278]

kicking off the standup with a bomb threat. classic sam

[@samsungtelevision695]

Tight set start to finish

[@Quietanarchy1]

I don't think his setup is as senseless as it seems. If you open with death threats, it takes the steam out of the offensive jokes that follow

[@jamesbell7809]

Oh no he din in

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

Scammer Sam and his master plans

[@everett98]

"I am absolved of anything that would get me kicked off of Adult Swim" oh no

[@smokedubs]

Too soon

[@AWISECROW]

@@smokedubs damn

[@THESLlCK]

@@AWISECROW hey hey too soon

[@THESLlCK]

@N when does it come out tho

[@JJEERRPP]

@@THESLlCK 2070

[@user-zv7yb4yp9g]

if there were two people like Sam in the world we’d go extinct

[@SwagMaster-jl8pt]

Hmmm

[@furdterguson3434]

6’4 autistic me: Hmmmmmmmmmm

[@SwagMaster-jl8pt]

@@furdterguson3434 5'1 manlet: 'I'll make a funny ecks dee comment on youtube so I get updoots' Grow up and get a job.

[@Espectador666]

@@SwagMaster-jl8pt says you

[@shnouth5391]

Frank hassle

[@e_g_mc]

Imagine going to this not knowing who Sam Hyde is

[@percdigest8402]

Would make me a fan that day

[@fun_facts_and_music]

The guy who donates to neo nazi site the daily stormer?

[@Level.2.Gigapod]

I bet you thank iDubbbz everyday for that

[@half-death8095]

@@Level.2.Gigapod have to say i did find him that way, a lucky coincidence. Shame what happened to idubbbz, the whole thing feels like a carrying torch thing now. Like idubbbz isnt going to do any more of what made him famous so at least he introduced us to Sam

[@johnnymac6242]

​​@Half - Death him and ethan klein stole ideas sam was doing and thats what made then famous lmao it just came full circle

[@messagetotheuniverse]

If Sam had a Netflix stand up special, I guarantee it would be a huge hit.

[@toxikexotic]

predicted ww3

[@MotiMota15]

Huge hit to their stock price

[@MotiMota15]

@An On whatever bro u sound butthurt af

[@John-X]

netflix is gay

[@cheese4746]

it would not lmao

[@100deaddogs]

he's a 4chan infused theatre kid and he's so perfect

[@tanakanaoshi4769]

He's more like a 4chan, theatre kid, and redpilled Chad all together (aka a respectable White male)

[@100deaddogs]

​@@tanakanaoshi4769 hes also a pedophile

[@LarryLycanthrope]

​@@tanakanaoshi4769How do you type this without puking?

[@MeridiasTaco]

@@LarryLycanthropeHis throat’s already clogged up from drinking so much kung

[@thedog7494]

@@LarryLycanthrope he's not a redditor so it's easy

[@solidsnakejake185]

Other comedians: Don't record my set Sam Hyde: Demands his set be recorded

[@theov3rmind]

I'm just amazed that he went on to volunteer for the Ukrainian army, and ended up getting 209 confirmed kills (so far).

[@stpedro-ht9ng]

@king fuqurmahmen pride parades are based and russia is an authoritarian sh*thole. I hope Ukraine crushes them.

[@toad2117]

@king fuqurmahmen Lmao shut the fuck up vatnik, we both know thats bullshit

[@georgelincolnrockwell6248]

So he showed up and iced 209 ukrainians? Based!

[@abeedhal6519]

@king fuqurmahmen Lol imagine giving a fk about either side.

[@terryadavis3458]

​​@Dan Lyons genocide of Russians? The donbass Russians are ethnic jewish since the donbass is the Ukrainian khazaria part you tool

[@Doogle946]

"Sam Hyde threatens to kill the audience for an hour and 20 minutes"

[@elonmust7470]

I missed that part..

[@notheretomakefriendswithu3295]

@@elonmust7470 how?

[@elonmust7470]

@@notheretomakefriendswithu3295 I'm not a feeble gen z? I dunno.

[@bruh-db8by]

@@elonmust7470 huh???

[@elonmust7470]

@Juniper_Wippersnache Yeah I'm 35, my firet career was timber falling. Not feeble by any means, not zoomer, either.......

[@KhranftheBarbarian]

he somehow makes walking around funny

[@swamplife3148]

Sam's the only one single-handedly standing up for Jewish rights. Mad respect 👊

[@FirstPersonLife]

they rock!

[@ihatemeww]

I know this is supposed to be a joke but seriously sam hyde wishes he was Jewish. He's so jealous

[@Prof.Pwnalot]

Ever heard of Shuli Agar? Lol. He's a fookin jew.

[@deisel7965]

@@FirstPersonLifethey don't just rock, they rule!

[@notting2640]

@@ihatemewwhe’s unironically ethnically Jewish though, that’s why he’s able to get away with so much of his antics

[@vanyagorkov8438]

This aged so well lol

[@karkkimarkkinat2109]

Everything he does gets more relevant as time goes by

[@mattsmith457]

His comedy pretty much made the future of the internet in many ways. Still blows my mind when he tells a 2022 joke in 2014 though, he really is the prophet MuSammhyde.

[@NateZimmerman1]

just keeps aging better

[@ancestrosdelsol9494]

This dude is too good. I don't think most people understand how hard it is to pull shit off like he does. It takes balls.

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

We all think we're big men, but not many of us would do this shit.

[@tanakanaoshi4769]

He's probably the best. Anyone can be edgy, intelligent, and have a respectable physique, but he's all of them.

[@2JANK]

"raise your hands if you've had enough" is the best line I've heard in stand up.

[@goldenhog]

sam hyde is a nice guy

[@anastasiadunbar5246]

fam hype ice ark nike gay

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

I am so glad he spared my son so he could tell his story

[@andruwne802]

for you

[@joeshmoe562]

Im pretty sure he's actually a giant asshole, he's just funny.

[@nowguilt8617]

He is a “top guy”

[@Ojj2002]

"her body is a tight object, but we're not gonna objectify that"

[@dlandradjones6831]

how long before sam is drinking out of a 40 gallon trash can

[@romeisfallingagain]

hes drinking out of iCuckzzz girlfriends 40 gallon babymaker hole

[@gary-fl7hm]

Now

[@buleetu]

Hahaha

[@samsungtelevision695]

Sam Margera

[@DEMiURGE455]

The chad cargo ship container of water

[@verarc]

probably the best crowd Sam ever got

[@DrWhaThaHell]

These are the ramblings of a mad man.

[@highbread817]

He's a really good example of how entertainers often border on insanity. He's calmed down in later years it seemed

[@jcdenton2736]

Who would've noticed another mad man around here

[@RSClassicAngel]

It's hilarious

[@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat]

He’s actually very self aware and likes the controversy 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@raz0rcarich99]

Nah this is like people who say jazz is just noises. No; it's highly creative, dissonant and improvisational.

[@PongoDaMan]

The urge to host a comedy show in my basement is overwhelming

[@chilliLRK]

i actually did that once and performed

[@SonsOfDeForest]

@@chilliLRK i guess i don't have to ask how it went, since you only did it once

[@chilliLRK]

@@SonsOfDeForest it went decent, my landlord hosted and we invited their friends and my brothers friends. I did about 5 minutes. I have the link to the footage if you're interested but I'd like to keep it private lol so I'd have to message you on something else to show you but we did it more than twice

[@snerttt]

@@chilliLRK send me that crud

[@rcjinAZ]

"In fact, this show is punishment." I agree.

[@Sprite_525]

*Shane Gillis* : “when you bombed that, it was a resentful bombing, and I loved it”

[@thedog7494]

a very pleasant and funny punishment

[@jake423]

5:20 best bit

[@amsbeats841]

I love how people are relaxed and giggling along in the beginning and then slowly everything starts dying down to painful silence lol. You gotta respect such confrontational, in your face trolling

[@s1ime369]

Everyone was laughing the whole time what are you saying

[@Cdixonmma]

Lmfao the bomb threat was an entire page of his notes. Subtle genius

[@BulkernatorKerb]

This went from comedy to like 50% of it being close to reality now. Scary

[@colefriel3171]

“This show is punishment” Sammy H is showing his hand

[@oui2611]

he was kinda buff before growth hormones turned him into full on shrek

[@clownworld4655]

It’s called ogre mode

[@apacifistmachinegunner669]

I don’t understand how this man has not been stopped yet.. Dark magic and wife tripping

[@235217]

imagine calling yourself a vet aftet getting kicked out of day one basic lmao

[@nickolentay]

Imagine being proud of being government property

[@AN_PVS-2]

I was wondering if that guy was staged lol

[@CNYKnifeNerd]

@@nickolentay Imagine thinking a civilian is any less government property than a soldier

[@szewal]

@@CNYKnifeNerd nobody said they were proud of their civility

[@charlie1234500]

@@CNYKnifeNerd They are. Just less. Which makes them more respectable as people.

[@SwarfCrawler]

Wow I've actually never seen such unique comedy

[@bluemamba5317]

And now he is your biggest military threat, who would have known.

[@underscar111]

@@bluemamba5317 putin on that semen retention shit

[@banipal9411]

I'm a big fan of what youre doing Mr Putin

[@owenraspberry4737]

It's scary that what he says becomes more relevant each day.

[@realquestforgreatness]

Like i said on another one of his standups it seems like he made these jokes literally just for us to see this shit. Like he knew this in advance/is a time traveler

[@user-po8eq4cl7e]

​@Juniper_Wippersnacheyeah honestly, 4chan has been talking about all this shit for a decadeb

[@henrylaxative8840]

Sam is genuinely the funniest comedian I have ever listened too

[@brandonpeters6379]

Me to

[@chilliecheesecake]

​@@brandonpeters6379 I am gay

[@vrenjenn7231]

​@@chilliecheesecake yes you are chillie cheese cake, yes you are...

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

​@@chilliecheesecake I'm not but I love the idea of it

[@xehP]

"1 day of basic training and it didn't work out" bro just clowned himself holy shit hahahaha

[@apexvoice1952]

I imagine this will be shown to the nation on a loop 1984 style

[@usmanuddin1366]

This is like watching the tapes of the 911 hijackers

[@Huelogy]

Nah, that was actually funny

[@Blingchachink]

I, the first Asian American KZbin OG, confirm and approve this is tasty like dog which I have eaten in soups with noodles.

[@damondriver6363]

I called bullsh*t at first, but I checked you out. You're not lying

[@Lurker27819]

Holy shit, you might not be lying. Damn.

[@Threemore650]

Just pure based genius packaged as nuts. I love you Sam.

[@pleasegetalife_whatswrongwu]

must you call the guy a genius, he's just talking about shit and he's funny relax

[@jdawgdabeast]

@@pleasegetalife_whatswrongwu fuck you. It's genius. It is the mighty glow of the creator

[@stevebarnes4007]

Just imagine he's taking this red pill stuff serious lol

[@jdawgdabeast]

@@stevebarnes4007 what does this comment mean?

[@pleasegetalife_whatswrongwu]

@@jdawgdabeast I was thinking the same thing

[@demolition_lovers]

5:19 The raw fucking power displayed right here is on another level

[@altheasantos3507]

WAY ahead of it's time!!! Good job Samuel!

[@user-kc7se9te7g]

as the show goes on I don't really think i've seen an audience this engaged.

[@questioneverything6667]

Who else has just been binge watching Sam’s stand ups. I fucking love these

[@DirtyDawg]

The Irish Candyman

[@kilosoul236]

BIG , BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE 👏

[@JohnSmith-tr7vz]

I am not entirely unconvinced that Sam is legitimately a cult leader lol

[@samsungtelevision695]

If enough of us believe doesn’t it already be true? Getting away with it etc

[@thewillustrater2847]

I met this dude but I pretended not to know him because I wanted to see if he'd try to mess with me but he didn't do nothin😔 so I just made him his coffee and he left

[@irishpizza2823]

Never meet your heroes

[@Alberto-ku2yu]

OMG! what? so he is like a real human been? whaat, cant belive that man, what a disapointment i thougt he would go around the streets fuckin everybody in the ass, while shooting bullets in to the sky.

[@panwu6602]

@@Alberto-ku2yu ROFLMFAO

[@joshbutler822]

Cool story, bro.

[@whyisblue923taken]

What kind of coffee does he drink? I'm thinking it's a sweet ass milk and sugar drink with barely any coffee in it.

[@kardrasa]

best standup in history I swear

[@neighbor4772]

Sams thing st rutgers was pretty good

[@EdwardReset]

he says turn the reverb up and then asks why there is echo lol

[@Khoros-Mythos]

That's the joke.

[@EdwardReset]

no

[@gsterling4114]

You are not the sharpest tool in the shed

[@kerwynpk]

@@EdwardReset Yea you caught the most obvious joke in the whole set

[@EdwardReset]

@@kerwynpk Sorry bro. Ill be sure to not find jokes funny any more dog. Youve convinced me.

[@ChibiBoxing]

I love what you do, thanks for all this

[@truwu8177]

your welcome

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

“Half Chinese half Irish, so just full Chinese” 💀

[@irishbear8383]

"TIME TO CHOOSE"

[@SniperDizzyJohny]

The perfect comedian at the perfect place, can change the World

[@spitefulraven]

I come back every now and then to rewatch this and the army vet, the bissiles, the baby, and the Kyle bit all give me an actual migraine trying to not laugh like a maniac.

[@DirtyDawg]

Vote for Bernie!

[@Mercator89]

@@DirtyDawg Feelthebern

[@231swift]

oh cool, third time this video pops up in my subs, i love getting teased and blue balled

[@JohnSmith-cw1lf]

oh god, when you put it like that, i feel dirty

[@Jasmine69420]

I love how in the recommended sidebar for this video my top 6 suggestions are 5 Tim Heidecker Oscar specials and a lecture on schizophrenia from Stanford. They really feel THAT threatened by a man crawling around demanding milkies.

[@meltedjax3619]

This is like if martin cabello did a ted talk

[@jerrodbutali3990]

Lets see Paul Allens self defense situation.

[@coleozaeta6344]

The tasteful observations, the off-color material. It’s even got a Hyde Wars watermark.

[@yesman9792]

Let's see Paul Allens Chinese impression

[@ElonMuskrat-my8jy]

That Yale thing?

[@neogauntlet1008]

Actually genius

[@TacticalReaper56]

Bro i would die laughing at a live event. Hes just a outrageous dude with knack for humor.

[@kamouloxseriego8091]

Men that was probably some of the best stand up action I have seen in a while. Great job, sam

[@paulj0557tonehead]

He made high school tolerable.

[@Sumkneegrow]

You went to hs with him? What was he like?

[@basedaf5580]

So fucking gold comedy dude i cant even handle it

[@williamkjwilliamkj1815]

The baby thing was epic. This is my third time watching this. Comedy gold.

[@AnonymousAnonposter]

About to re-watch this classic.

[@coffeyeoin5]

I like your style Sam. If you wait a few weeks before posting main content onto your second channel you'll give the impression that there's something going on behind the curtains. That's really clever and I respect it.

[@enragedroider9502]

He went on a mission after being kicked off adult swim

[@mister-monkeyman]

Sam needs to go to a Pro Palestine protest and do his standup

[@PandemicGameplay]

lmao they would love it

[@SokaRome]

I think they're too dumb to get it

[@SilicateOverlord]

58:52 is such a beautiful bit

[@SilicateOverlord]

Also 1:12:05

[@GaigeGrosskreutzsMissingBicep]

Please vote for Bwweeerrnie 😂😂😭😭

[@BarryB420]

That Blockbuster sign is the only reason I don’t k*ll myself

[@Make-Asylums-Great-Again]

The sign was sold on Monday.

[@robertodessa1921]

This is pure gold

[@mattgivens8530]

Sam hydes punch line: the crowd.

[@easyevil2261]

If you watch it, it's completely different from the other one.

[@raygetard9730]

Sam Hyde’s routine is the most unironically sane and grounded in reality show ever composed. His comedy restores my sanity.

[@Deez_nutt5]

Literally and your not even kissing his ass. Its not like you have to be high iq or sum shit just enjoy the irony for what it is

[@joenichols3901]

"I have set a thermonuclear device underneath a New York City Jewish daycare" - this along with a screaming microphone is the type of chaos I need

[@parkmel7019]

Future predictions start at 47:40

[@LizardHouse]

We've reached anti-semitism levels we've never thought possible.

[@Alex11V]

ITS OFF THE CHARTS!!!

[@myleg...]

WE NEED MORE POWER!!!

[@LizardHouse]

@@myleg... The Jews clearly need more power. They're very special people and they're looking out for everyone's best interests! ( _This comment was paid for by the ADL_ )

[@Deliverygirl]

Holy moly, Sam is such a BEAST! He's a beast, he's jacked and big as FUCK. He'd fucking pick me up on one arm and toss me overboard, what a BEAST.

[@revalution1965]

that body was built for more then just self defense situations

[@epiczeke7620]

How gay

[@paulandreotti1639]

@@epiczeke7620 "deliverygirl"

[@SavageAudits]

Homophobes can’t read...but White men can jump!

[@wingzfan102]

Such a nasty, physical beast right now dude!

[@ianhall7193]

this was ahead of its time

[@heathenisticradio3392]

Isn't this the sandy hook shooter?

[@CookedOnions]

Sams baby routine is straight out terrifying.

[@nutbrandon893]

love the metal gear references

[@albertross2456]

Same here. MGS on ps1 is the best game ever.

[@sk8trryan1997]

This is the type of comedy which would have saved the world. Unfortunately, this time was the tipping point for politically incorrect comedy of the 2000’s.

[@hannahgrapes1554]

This is the best fucking stand up ive ever seen

[@chrizi7753]

You can literally see him plotting the crimes he would later go on to commit… everything so premeditated… calculated…

[@hackeysackgod2540]

Guess sam's belly button got censored

[@deendeon10]

"what's the deal with my belly button" Proceeds to show the audience a picture of someone's asshole

[@johnnonamegibbon3580]

I'm a huge comedy snob now and that was funny as fuck, Sam. Especially the black voice he does. That's gold.

[@jchud13]

I think sam calls this one the aristocrats

[@dunkdon158]

Lmao this shit sucks.

[@Tilearian]

@@dunkdon158 sucks? I guess that's your opinion and all, but claiming there wasn't a single good joke is disingenuous at best.

[@caperbabylone]

@@dunkdon158 shuddup h3h3

[@joshbutler822]

@@dunkdon158 Wow. You must really know yer shit.

[@maarshalkernick6276]

25:25

[@funtimevideochanneltoo147]

Classical Voltaire thanks, king.

[@gastonxd3315]

Just what was I looking for, thanks

[@tysonhoward1748]

Literally what I was Tryna find thanks

[@kotashop3618]

he points out a lot of issues that are even more relevant today.

[@FirstLast123]

25:02 top ten things you dont want to hear when you get to prison

[@lastmellon489]

This crowd is great.

[@henrytang7025]

He does have pretty good pre-2000's anime knowledge tho

[@karkkimarkkinat2109]

You just revealed your power level ... In a bad way

[@henrytang7025]

@@karkkimarkkinat2109 Filthy casuul way or fuckin weeb way?

[@captaininsano3360]

autistic way :0

[@AdamOwenBrowning]

@@henrytang7025 "Revealing your power level" is code for looking like a giant fucking autist. It's also code you're either young or learnt English recently because it's established net slang to the point that you can google it and knowyourmeme explains it

[@karkkimarkkinat2109]

@@AdamOwenBrowning and you just revealed how lame you are. Lmao

[@robertgeorge2011]

i actually kinda miss having some whiny sjw get all offended at your material, the folk their actually laughed at all your bernie jokes ahahaha

[@Johna41223]

I know most people including me say "mde never dies" as a cope for knowing it's never gonna be 2014 again, but mde genuinely can not die. in one way or another sam always manages to come back into the public's eye. even though a member of the group was genuinely furious at sam he still managed to settle their difference and come back. wp2 is gonna be sick

[@xyttra]

Thank god Sam Hyde is not racist or sexist.

[@AbuBased731]

Factually accurate

[@weignerleigner3037]

Wow honestly a great performance. Sam Hyde is one talented dude

[@clarencebaldwin2424]

He’s like the modern day intellectual GG Allin

[@ElonMuskrat-my8jy]

Sam "If you've got Covid spread it around and take some lives" Hyde

[@carbon1255]

I come here each time my ears get blocked and I need my earwax melting.

[@sourbaileys]

Could you imagine what Sam's stand up would be if he was black.

[@Billy_MacBilly]

If? Why do you say if?

[@sourbaileys]

@@Billy_MacBilly true

[@moceanpicture]

12 minutes in... He's crazy but hilarious

[@davevoyce131]

He's saner than any of us

[@worf7680]

This man is a god damn showman!

[@therealteal620]

This is some next level stand up

[@B57846]

Sam, we need you in Seattle