Sam Hyde's 2070 Paradigm Shift

[@Gendo3s2k]

"They're sexualizing little girls, and it's getting to the point that even I have a problem with it!"

[@dixen9116]

that lady in the audience laughed so hard lmao

[@dixen9116]

@Trantor The Troll You’re not funny bro

[@dixen9116]

@Trantor The Troll lol you’re liking your own comments? you’re sadder than richard

[@thomasr11]

@@dixen9116 i like his comment, it was a good point

[@Yesmanpersondude]

@@dixen9116 it’s literally true though wings of redemption said he wanted the age of consent to be 12 it’s not a joke it’s literally true and it is literally messed up

[@eliisawkward8227]

"Cus we're just gonna kill em" No laughter "We're just gonna kill em"

[@Ezio999Auditore]

The jab… 2022…

[@chucknorris3752]

@Marijan Karaula imagine still unironically thinking the vaccine was designed to kill people

[@bobmacabre6873]

And they did...

[@hewasdeadwhenigotthere46]

Right in front of 2 elderly people lol

[@porkjuices8365]

My favorite part. I died laughing both times.

[@patrickbateman1660]

That one woman who realized it was a joke so early and luaghs the entire time was a legend.

[@slippi2476]

The older lady in front? I wish she was my teacher man she kicks ass.

[@robertgaudet7407]

Starts laughing before he even starts the speech, it’s great.

[@Paul-A01]

"Sometimes, great ideas are horrible ideas" Words to live by.

[@Safe-and-effective]

Indeed. Like CBDC or "vaccine passports"

[@sunkenpanic]

"I need to start off with a parable, a story if you will" holy shit every line is gold.

[@anthonyrelicanthony6452]

"i sighed as the elevator began to shake, vibrating with motion."

[@FrazzledripRNG]

This man really called out the "teach them how to code" years before it became a meme

[@CentiZen]

It's been a meme for like 15 years

[@wiesonurcomix]

We are watching a movie haha

[@marblecountertops3098]

it was already a meme fuckhead. thats why he said it

[@jethrosutter2331]

What is the meme

[@gianni_schicchi]

@@jethrosutter2331 The meme is that when people talk about getting rid of old jobs for new jobs and others point out the obvious, how to train them. The answer is "teach kids to code" duh! As if everyone can or wants to code.

[@FF-ch9nr]

Underrated moment: 11:18 talks about the benefits of sea farming but the picture shows “Environmental risks of Marine Aquaculture”

[@aleksisuuronen5969]

Says it happens in 70 years when predicts worlds end in 5

[@harrydavey9884]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexanderjamesofficial]

The fact that Sam was right about like 4 things in this speech is kind of insane lmao

[@yankochoynev652]

There is still time till 2070, all his predictions will come true.

[@kurm7161]

He was right with the gas being priced at $10 per gallon

[@Paul-A01]

Just 4?

[@toad2117]

@@kurm7161 and state enforced homosexuality

[@BlightFilms]

@@kurm7161 Lmao you guys look dumb AF now

[@ferrarifast1429]

I'd pay real money to get the original script/papers he was holding.

[@YASIGURII]

I bet is just a bunch of blank papers

[@rallokkcaz]

300 pages of just the n word over and over again

[@crazypeople481]

It’s a picture of Steve jobs

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@rallokkcaz That is clearly not 300 pages. Its like 3.

[@hentaihut4043]

@@JarthenGreenmeadow he ate the 297 to properly absorb the message

[@positivepotato6765]

Watching sam hold back his laughing so much that he literally slaps himself is next level comedy. It also scares me that half of his predictions are true.

[@alicesmith8134]

No one makes me laugh as much as him, it's just hard to enjoy this knowing what he did to those kids.

[@jamesthemadeley]

What did he do to those kids?

[@user-co2zz7yu8q]

?

[@Bungle_]

I just don't understand how they let him get away with it...

[@woodlefoof2]

@@Bungle_ he is a millionaire, money buys morals in this world 😔

[@coleburrell9658]

@@woodlefoof2 True, it's just crazy that he keeps doing it over and over and they still can't find him

[@EdenFL97]

Every time he puts the paper to his face I can't help but laugh with him! This is pure gold!

[@DrLazerbeam]

I like to think that every line was written by a different person and he never read them ahead of time

[@gxlorp]

I think you CAN help it rick.

[@Bpinator]

@@DrLazerbeam Apparently they were, he said he and two of his bros wrote the script

[@HadzabadZa]

@@Bpinator Wasn't it a compilation of 4chan autist posts he asked to be written?

[@thewitness1032]

Not sur if you know, but everytime he put the paper to his face or turned around was when a photographer tried to take a photo of him, this was truly ahead of our times

[@howdy4686]

"state enforced homosexuality" "10 dollar gas" Prophetic

[@glowing_purple_girl]

“Promise?”

[@mazarine_44]

genuine question where is the state enforced homosexuality lmao i need to see this

[@positivepotato6765]

@@mazarine_44 uhh. Its literally in every public school. They force children to talk to drags and try to make them think 10 year olds are also gay and trans...

[@voli6570]

@@positivepotato6765 Reread what you said

[@mazarine_44]

@@positivepotato6765 i’ve never heard of kids being forced to talk to gay ppl or drag queens so do u have any sources? nor have I heard of teachers making kids think they’re gay. i think the internet enforces and puts those ideas into kids heads and schools are forced to let them think that bc if they don’t they’re considered bigots

[@doodlebob3758]

13:55 Room goes dead silent, does it TWICE. Dead silence, people starting to catch on as he cant help but laugh.

[@hornox4life]

.... so we looked at the data😋

[@grandelderx7084]

“They’re sexualizing young girls, and it’s getting to the point where even I have a problem with it, and it shouldn’t be that way.” LMAOOO

[@planetwawa]

He recently returned from Mogadishu, the most dangerous city on earth.

[@famalam943]

3:40 when he has to start slapping himself to stop from cracking up. So many times where he just wanted to burst out laughing

[@HenniMeansLove]

Actually it was his second personality trying to take over

[@whyisblue923taken]

@@HenniMeansLove Dr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde. Since he's already a Hyde.

[@Luckingsworth]

Thats my favorite part about Sam. Straight faced comedians have great discipline but like seeing the raw giggling at your own jokes that I have to face myself.

[@danedi2951]

@@whyisblue923taken Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

[@janderson6756]

@@whyisblue923taken the candy man almost took over

[@nsf574]

15:02 I like noticing the people walking out in the background. What's funnier is the implication that they were willing to suspend their skepticism for at least fifteen minutes and sit through his "talk" and that their breaking point was shortly after "State enforced homosexuality" and "Facebook birth certificates". Exiting the room just as he says "Your kid is going to be printing 3D muslim barbie dolls and a new generation of children are born from inside gay men"

[@jrapp2684]

Sam is the embodiment of the truth being stranger than fiction

[@harrydavey9884]

It's so funny. Like the sort of arrogant douchebags who enjoyed Ted Talks back then.

[@Thinksabouttheromanempiredaily]

He says he was unprepared, but this is a highly coordinated, practiced routine. He is the best

[@matthewnewman6039]

He literally broke multiple times, and had to hide himself. This wasn't practiced lol

[@eugenebeaty4142]

@@matthewnewman6039 comedians laugh at their own jokes all the time and they practice a ton

[@krspykreame1]

This would have required absolute balls of steel

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@krspykreame1 everyone wants to be able to commit to themselves in the face of stranger’s judgements the way Sam does

[@FifinatorKlon]

@@matthewnewman6039He isn't a feminist comedian. Many of his jokes are actually funny, so he sometimes breaks. Booho

[@rory5113]

This is hard to watch knowing how dangerous it is for those people to be in the front row

[@anthonyrelicanthony6452]

they were very close to finding themselves in a self defense situation

[@ChingelBopDingelFlop]

@@anthonyrelicanthony6452 If they would have cornered him, he would have unleashed a hook that contained a mitsubishi full of laotian people.

[@WhiskeyDrifter]

"Close your eyes everyone." "Now look."

[@Neckromorph]

I like how the only thing Sam had to say about video games is that they're going to get more realistic.

[@dofehino5444]

well he also said more expensive gas, safe predictions

[@Adam-fj9px]

The famous ghost of kiev hours before taking down multiple Russian jets

[@blm2295]

In a way it feels like his greatest stand up show lol

[@bernardoohigginsvevo2974]

His Twitter open mic one about homosexuality is pretty legendary as well

[@ultrastarrz6620]

@@bernardoohigginsvevo2974 link??

[@bernardoohigginsvevo2974]

@@ultrastarrz6620 Here you go kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJuzgpKgi9F4pLM

[@D_R757]

Unironically the least garbage ted talk ever

[@Amero2323]

that older lady who can perioidically be seen in the front row was cracking the hell up

[@pilotmanpaul]

Next thing you know, this man has shot down multiple super advanced Su-35s and multiple VDV IL-76s. Samuyil Hydenko. Ghost of Kyiv.

[@oscardolan5792]

'sodastream will do for soda what 3d printing did for assault rifles' isnt even comedically brilliant its just regular brilliant

[@TuorTheBlessedOfUlmo]

What a douche. Literally copied the comment directly above you with a word moved around.

[@cortez1030]

What’s sodastream

[@nicholascarver4456]

@@cortez1030 like a coffee machine for soda, you put water in it, the machine carbonates it, and then you put soda stream branded flavoring in it. Tastes just like soda

[@ChodeMaster]

@@nicholascarver4456 i just like the bubbles

[@Naev0w0]

​@@cortez1030 exactly. People used to be worried that 3d printing would let people mass produce guns at their own home. Sam is making a tongue and cheek ironic statement making fun of people who thought 3d printers would be used to make guns.

[@wienerguy7822]

Hard to believe this is the man responsible for taking all those lives. It's so obvious in retrospect.

[@ChingelBopDingelFlop]

It's gotten to the point where even i have a problem with him getting away with it.

[@burgerkino]

i'm so glad we've been reversing POLLUTION and WAR because it's been 8 years since this happened and the world hasn't ended yet. all thanks to sam hyde's innovation and ideas. truly a thinker

[@toxicedge8308]

Thank god we've reached an all time low in both POLLUTION and WAR. Thanks to Sam's prediction world leaders have finally started doing everything they can to stop POLLUTION and WAR from sweeping over the globe.

[@corbonthec0b]

This is one of the funniest videos on KZbin.

[@TheMooper27]

I can't tell if he's serious. If only he started his set by saying "Sammy's 100% serious".

[@lil_truth]

LOL

[@thebedroomshow9010]

11:46 “Walk with me” Takes a step backwards

[@gagewinthrop7586]

Ideas are like currency 💯💯💯

[@vXAnnonymousXv]

Ideas are like -currency- trash cubes

[@whyisblue923taken]

@@vXAnnonymousXv Trash economy when the economy is trash.

[@Xenozillex]

i was listening to this while doing something else, and at 4:50 I heard that line and the furious crumple of the paper, I instantly knew he fkn covered up his smirk after saying that goofy shit.

[@Nonxsn]

Fooking hell, good catch

[@Rattaz]

modern day diogenes

[@rezzle1396]

haha spot on

[@Terry.Mac.]

I mean hes actually respectable though. Id say hes a great comedian but lets be honest diogenes would get blacked out on greek wine and young boys then go out and rape chickens in public or whatever he did

[@WebLogin.]

This taught me more than any other ted talk

[@MUFFINHEAD1985]

This is bigger meta/ fourth wall performance than Birdman.

[@Sladamthebabe]

“We’re just gonna kill ‘em!” (2x) the delivery was so perfect how did nobody laugh

[@dookiepost]

“Videos games are gonna get more realistic” as a 2070 future prediction is so funny

[@provenknowledge]

“Video games are gonna get more realistic.”

[@8NEXTONE8]

Sometimes great ideas are horrible ideas

[@sero662]

oy vey

[@ButterBallTheOpossum]

Its funny how he immediately stands in front of the Ted Sign so if he instantly gets kicked out they'll have pictures and footage of him on stage😂

[@Dial8Transmition]

This still feels like a fever dream

[@user-xu1ru1nu3y]

THREE BEDROOMS IN A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD

[@ai_is_a_great_place]

OK didn't expect this to be funny and idk why I watched it but I'm glad I did cus that was pure genius

[@luminousbulb]

We looked at the data

[@averageskyfatherworshipper9342]

"I've been all around the grlobe"

[@Rahnonymous]

"Gas, it's gonna be 10 dollars a gallon." Bro, you ain't even wrong 😏

[@MrPinkCookieMonster]

My favorite thing ab this whole clip will forever be the fucking body armor this man is wearing for some reason

[@Perc1000]

sam's fucking smirk when he heard that the presentation had a big impact on the audience at 18:00 fucking killed me

[@jamesrichards2720]

I watched this before I knew who sam hyde was last year, and I just watched it the second time today, and it's way better the second time knowing it was all a joke.

[@tucosalamanca5818]

"By my calculations we have 5 years until the world ends" Uploaded 8 years ago 😭

[@maxwelshinger2786]

Can’t wait for the day when I’m eating potatoes off the seafloor

[@scarletcrusader5431]

Had to do some report on a Ted talk of my choosing back in High School, I of course picked this

[@STOPSYPHER]

This feels like if heath ledgers joker rushed a stage but instead of being hostile he just had schizophrenic ramblings for 20 minutes

[@STOPSYPHER]

i don’t know what i meant by this but word I guess

[@673AWSF]

The very end with his head in his hands, he realizes that’s there’s no hope for the world. That is when it shifted. That is when it all shifted. That is when he became “The Ghost of Kiev”.

[@MrMdhoward5]

I still can’t believe that he managed to stay up there so long

[@burnzy3210]

unironically, it gets more and more real with every passing year

[@J4cKn1ght]

Almost ten years and I still struggle to make it through the first 90 seconds. How the fuck did Sam do this?

[@eriatarka209]

Comedy is gonna get funnier.

[@WalrusMan526]

Comedy is getting suppressed now

[@BrokTheLoneWolf]

This sounds like The Great Reset. Hyde is a great futurist.

[@hazyviews999]

13:07 The mad lad predicted this formula shortage, but EARLY!

[@heartbeatsdrum]

I'm almost pissed myself laughing when he was talking about teaching Java Script to African children and covered his face with the paper while laughing.

[@darkroom0716]

And its getting to a point where even I have a problem with it

[@DJmadbeatsOfficial]

THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT

[@carpyet9507]

I watch this video every year. It's amazing how much my sense of humor has stemmed from this style.

[@universe36]

14:52 LMAO HE PREDICTED PRIDE MANIA

[@UnfunnE]

Shoutout to the elderly disabled woman in the front dying of laughter.

[@nof9395]

I love how it initially starts out rambling and crazy but it only gets even more rambling and disjointed

[@Sprite_525]

Walking on stage then INSTANTLY taking a walk-break on the stairs is a hysterical visual bit 😆

[@ulfricstormcloak5080]

This talk is honestly inspiring. Like I’ve got no motivation rn in life but this somehow helps

[@williamshakemilk2192]

Whats in your pfp?

[@zeeski7454]

As much as he's trolling he actually got some things correct and it's only 2022

[@Luckingsworth]

The funniest part is so many of you think these were jokes or trolls. Every one of these talking points are legitimate. Have been for awhile. Most of the public are just ignorant to them. Thats the whole point of post irony. He presents real things as if he is being ironic.

[@deadliestvice5356]

@@Luckingsworth Seems like you've seen to much of icuck's funny circles. The actual joke is that his talking points are so general and broad ("Video games are gonna get more realistic"), that, of course, they will eventually come true. Everyone can make these predictions.

[@FabioSaturno]

@@deadliestvice5356 Even the state-enforced milking???

[@lightmorrison5404]

@@Luckingsworth I wish you were self awareness

[@ilordepic]

They just let him him cook damnnn

[@rayhunt11]

The fact they let him go for twenty minutes, even after he practically complimented the ability of the 9/11 terrorists, is absolutely incredible.

[@realname5332]

The genuine enthusiasm he shows for sending resources to the moon with maglev trains is hilarious.

[@Jonbenramden69]

“Soda stream will do for soda what 3D printing did for assault rifles”

[@DJBroniXOfficial]

I love how he makes a mockery of TedX

[@onionhat745]

There was one lady that caught on fast.

[@jrueholidayburner2345]

This video is capable of curing years of depression

[@joselago5552]

recently discovered sam hyde I honestly like the guy and even tho this is a joke . he was on point with a lot of this. Gas, racial tension , ecosystem .

[@Odie1057]

I’m scared for the day they force me to start lactating

[@jamesrichards2720]

soon.

[@Hyype]

Better hope you don’t have that super milk pal

[@sonyblank1487]

"Sometimes... great ideas are actually horrible ideas." Such a fukken gem of a joke.

[@chainlinkington5278]

Grlobe

[@WHAC420]

I've been all around the gerlobe

[@potatohead3323]

Teaching Java script to African refugees is definitely an important aspect to improving life for people all around the globe

[@slpy-dw2gq]

15:45 he predicted it

[@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491]

16:45 the moment our timeline was doomed, Sam jinxed it

[@mammothplant]

video games are gonna get more realistic

[@haasklaw764]

The fact that he keeps turning his back to the audience is priceless.

[@sheenmac27]

The old lady in the front gets it.

[@tiagogoncalves8045]

Imagine being a guy who knows nothing from Sam , this has to be the most insane shit

[@TheMetaldudeX]

He’s come so close to predicting so much by accident. It’s scary 🤣

[@premiumfruits3528]

The best part is they're not self aware enough to even realize they're being openly mocked on their own turf.

[@goobergilmore]

Every time Sam breaks character 1:21 3:36 4:43 4:58 5:32 6:17 6:59 (you can hear him try not to laugh) 7:26 (the smirk) 7:51 9:54 10:30 13:46 (here’s the meme) 14:07 15:55 (he yelled and it was funny) 18:23

[@1997HondaCivic]

I wouldn't be able to hold myself together as well as Sam did in this

[@jamiesf7485]

There’s literally a guy on there trying to convince poor countries to start space programs because coincidentally the ones that do have higher standard of living. Sam was not the craziest speaker 😂

[@marco_marks]

When he was laying down on the stairs he looked like Diogenes in that painting.

[@blotterdowney8075]

CAN YOU CONTROL THE SLIDES?? GET ON THE RIGHT SLIDE

[@uglyburrito_]

god damn that's a hard act to follow, imagine sam hyde on the speaker right before martian luther king jr, we'd probably still have segregation

[@elementz301]

"soda stream will do for soda what the 3d printer did for assault rifles" is still one of the funniest lines in anything

[@whatdadogdoin9818]

I don’t get what is soda stream

[@elementz301]

@@whatdadogdoin9818 just like a coffee machine for soda. Lets you make your own soda

[@whatdadogdoin9818]

@@elementz301 I see

[@alguienconunvideojuego4606]

It makes sense.

[@TechnicalOveride]

@@whatdadogdoin9818 it lets you make your own soda thats half as good, twice as expensive and 10x more inconvenient than buying a fucking soda. seriously the whole thing just carbonates water and then you put soda syrup in it

[@arealbigboss]

he absolutely didn't expect to actually be able to get on stage

[@benrosn8154]

That is so fucking funny to think about while he's running up in the introduction laughing, not being able to the contain the schizophrenic speech he's about to give

[@actualturtle2421]

The real joke isn't the speech, it's the fact that they let him up there at all.

[@hunnerd4566]

@@benrosn8154 TRASH ECONOMY

[@enporter]

Probably why he was just chilling at the beginning 😂😂😂 was thinking “Oh shit I’m up here, I actually got to talk now” 😂😂😂😂

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

And go on for nearly 20 minutes.