im hearing jewish voices and i like it

[@motorinmysoup9912]

He hears the Jewish voices from the tunnel under his floorboards

[@acvproductions]

The walls are speaking Yiddish

[@Trismagistus]

I hate when that happens.

[@ewrgaming]

Either Sam is honest in most of what he says or he’s retarded honestly. What he says about (((brazilians))) is factual.

[@bulletbelt97]

where's your bank from? jew

[@BurnoutBushido]

Gets me every time

[@Mnkybyhndcrmp]

Bruh BayCoast is literally one of the my companies client💀💀💀

[@tonyreyes3780]

Men of gold

[@tquasa07]

“I’m hearing Jewish voices and I like it” has been an implicit catchphrase of my brain for now near 8 years

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

Yeah it's one of those things.

[@christianmcdepressed5899]

> posted 7 years ago > been hearing it for 8 years This adds a level to the joke that I do not understand but is really funny

[@aSkymne]

“Good Day Today Park” is another hitter

[@andrewgraves9636]

I’m hearing jewish voices, and I like it.

[@andrewgraves9636]

@@aSkymne Listen, Actor

[@chrish4nsen]

If your ppl build tunnels, ofc you need a gem pavement company.

[@nork.incz1]

This aged like fine wine

[@PearceVaughn]

the universe cannot stop Sam Hyde from being relevant

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

That's because this joke is about something that almost always the case.

[@garstank]

I'm hearing jewish voices under my house, and I don't have a basement. And I like it.

[@geomundi8333]

'i'm not anti-semetic, I'm actually philo-semetic'...Sammy Diamond

[@MK_ULTRA420]

When you love them so much that you hate what they have become.

[@moisturisedgnome1181]

Very advanced

[@bashsxs]

i read this when he said it 0.o

[@Andrei_Suckoffsky]

@@moisturisedgnome1181 based

[@moisturisedgnome1181]

@@Andrei_Suckoffsky Unfathomably based ✋🏻

[@wonkybiscuit2760]

These videos of people before they commit mass tragedies always give me chills… This one definitely shows Hyde losing his mind. The craziest part is, he keeps getting away with it!

[@biggidousthethird2672]

He cant keep getting away with it?

[@Tomislav_B.]

Wtf, it's him! It's that mass shooter!

[@DaRoachDoggJR.]

@@Tomislav_B. I think you mean THE mass shooter

[@christpierre]

@@biggidousthethird2672 He cant keep getting away with it!

[@biggidousthethird2672]

@@christpierre Theres no way this guy can keep getting away with it!!!!!

[@awkwardautistic]

He's Ukraine's best fighter pilot...protecting the Jews.

[@dingus6317]

@GrapeSkoda Khazaria part 2

[@monisahmedrizvi1697]

​@GrapeSkoda soon all the leaders in the west will also be the gods chosen people

[@BintangGaryo]

Ghost of Kiev 😢

[@drunkonrootbeer6085]

Jesus man has it already been 6 months since this joke started

[@mf2442]

Most of RUSSIA’S oligarchs are JEWS

[@doofsdoofs]

The fact that this video still exists on KZbin in 2019 just proves that there is some light left in this world

[@RUfrikkinkiddinME]

Almost halfway thru 2020. Still kicking.

[@theshoes7488]

​@UCGvRKBykj4PiZDQli2ooctw hahaha Some light left in the world? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pope innocent... I don’t know how related this next comment is to what you’re saying, but you can keep a group of 10 raccoons seemingly friendly and fairly civil as long as you keep handing them hotdogs from your hotdog sack, but don’t act surprised when they start biting when you run out. So here’s to hoping we don’t run out of hotdogs any time soon. :)

[@Deathfromabove5]

The AI bot that takes things down like this doesn't understand joke titles

[@wdsftygt]

@Viper he’s too physical you can’t fool me.

[@SteveBalbonisHammer]

Or.. they’re setting him up as a Lee Harvey Oswald to the GameStop financial reset scheme.

[@ZeranZeran]

Spinning classes Dreidel spinning classes

[@lambda653]

Very good

[@ferrisbueller9991]

@@lambda653 You spin me right round baby right round like a dreidel baby right round right round

[@Chironex_Fleckeri]

Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

[@ZeranZeran]

@@Chironex_Fleckeri I'm just trying to enjoy my paper

[@shaquilleobrien5722]

Truth spinning classes

[@divinevoice4137]

a regular moshe

[@raprot7829]

*Moishe*

[@michaelgoda7150]

What’s moishe

[@miilodude_8529]

@@michaelgoda7150 The supreme oy veyer

[@Nekrumorfiini1]

@@miilodude_8529 The oy vey heard around the world

[@i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES]

Bruh that's me

[@GENOSAD]

>Man reading Jewish news >Just calls it "the news" Ohh nooo

[@carsonwinkle4173]

Oyyyyy veyyyyyy

[@moorooster223]

it IS JUST THE NEWS YOU FUCKING HRABVIS TJELKJ

[@GENOSAD]

@@moorooster223 You need an ambulance?

[@moorooster223]

@@GENOSAD you don't even know man

[@hazemdrift]

Everyone in America be like

[@mercedesCH]

They are beneath your floors

[@Vingul]

Not even Sammy Diamond knew at the time.

[@peteypablo1849]

They are beneath everyone period .

[@Lurker27819]

Here after the jew tunnels. Even if it leads to nothing. Still hilarious. It’s like a fictional story you’d imagine someone like Lovecraft would write, but it’s actually real, lol.

[@monarch_9634]

It wasn't a tunnel, it was a mineshaft. They where digging for gold since they knew the dollar is done for.

[@Thunderchicken69]

Man I sure do love being a sailor aboard the USS Liberty sitting north of the Sinai Peninsula on June 8th 1967, I sure hope nothing goes wrong.

[@TimPortantno]

Even better being the in the American submarine ordered to follow them around with a camera, but no weapons, the only backup assigned, while 2 American ships refused to respond because each was coincidentally in a different "training exercise", including the one they had to specially request be assigned to them, because mysteriously none were... Good thing America would never do a false flag though, or that might seem kind of fishy...

[@omb3d80]

Level 1 anti semites

[@Thunderchicken69]

@@omb3d80 don’t hate me for a real historical event that doesn’t add up

[@gatoloco3949]

@@omb3d80 Epstein didn't killed himself.

[@omb3d80]

@@Thunderchicken69 nah all im saying is you gotta level up 💹💹

[@TheNimrods69420]

I wonder why we're here 9 years later fellas

[@mystiquesquared]

😂😂😂

[@strangebrew1231]

Riddle me this batman: Who claims their behavior in every country throughout history has been fine, and yet have been kicked out of 109?

[@aztlansanhedrin482]

love to see Samus Hydesha honoring Shabbat with his "lazy sunday"

[@tejuspotatus]

It's "Sam Diamond" now

[@zoomerjack5435]

Isn’t Shabbat on Saturday?

[@stoic521]

just a regular Moishe

[@a.j.carter2294]

@@zoomerjack5435 It is lol

[@Dilbert1999]

"We have to teach children about gay anal sex, I agree! It's the only way not to be bigoted." I can't believe this video came out in 2014.

[@AbuBased731]

The ©hews...smh

[@HC-qc5rp]

Prophetic

[@user-xz6pz6ll6d]

If you were really woke in 2012 you'd be seeing it coming too. Shit started getting really polarized starting around 2012

[@THESLlCK]

@@user-xz6pz6ll6d I remember obama just starting with that crap

[@MetalTitties]

@@user-xz6pz6ll6d 1922***

[@WorshipInTruth]

That's it, shut it down.

[@SimMaster]

haha I love America, whoops, I just gave Israel 38 billion dollars of your tax money! lol!

[@jaighter]

ah jeeeeeeeeeez dood

[@ChodeMaster]

ahhh mann

[@XtreemMetalManRedToTheBone]

@Mialisus the first thing happened. The second thing didn't.

[@smoothrivers5553]

facts

[@basedmichigan]

Our greatest ally!!!!! They bombed the uss Liberty accidentally!

[@lmy2366]

Sam Hyde not being ironic for 3 minutes is a relief.

[@boomynote]

What does that have to do with this video?

[@buckfizzard291]

@@boomynote the Juden!?!?!,!?!

[@exterminateparasites3185]

Sam knows the the Khazars (Imposter J*ws) are Vile scum.

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

@@buckfizzard291 JUDEN

[@Listerineguy]

Im actually a philosemite

[@bojanmilankovic]

"Gubulufwoobitz. That was the traditional Jewish name."

[@cainm6375]

Wow it almost sounds African, how primitive

[@GenuflectingRotation]

I love this video. It’s so cozy, like a hot mug of tea infront of a fireplace.

[@OtherDalfite]

Dad reading the newspaper while I'm 4 years old vibes

[@horsymandias-ur]

twist

[@_Reverse_Flash]

Sam Hyde's comedy has not yet learned how to be multicultural. Sam is not going to be the monolithic comedian he once was in the last century. Jewish voices are going to be at the center of that. It's a huge transformation for Sam to make. He is now going into a multicultural mode, and Jews will be resented for our leading role but without that role and without that transformation deep fried Funko gastronomy will not survive.

[@ArKaNgL1966]

Now yuo see

[@_Reverse_Flash]

@@ArKaNgL1966 and I cannot unsee.

[@Lurker27819]

So trve!

[@Johna41223]

”We have to teach children about gay anal sex. I agree! It’s the only way not to be bigoted” Man he was ahead of his time. I’m so fucking sad this is the actual case now.

[@charrmort]

that’s not the case what the hell are you talking about 😭

[@screwyoumoon]

@@charrmort how would he know? he didn't go to school lol

[@Johna41223]

@@screwyoumoon i have a cousin who lives in a very liberal country. i'm not joking when i say this, she was taught about gay anal sex in her "sex ed" class.

[@DSVlad]

@@charrmort Oh man, have you not been paying attention this last year or two? These people have really ramped up their '''education''' campaign

[@charrmort]

@@DSVlad its literally just saying that gay people exist, its not like kids are being indoctrinated? i was in school these last years, i know its not anything like you think

[@ajb7332]

Sammy Diamond Gunz. Man of the people. The chosen people.

[@gatesofhades534]

Sammy "US Marine" "Diamond" "Gunz" Hyde.

[@tf2pyro517]

Sammy diamond, gold (US Marine) badass mucle car norbit gunz Hyde

[@gatesofhades534]

@@tf2pyro517 aka Samir Al-Hayid

[@psychacia3476]

Fresh from the tunnels to your living room

[@whoami8434]

My name is Joel. This was very immersive.

[@joelreid2870]

My name is Joel as well, when the video started, I thought I was suffering from delusions of grandure, KZbin is talking to ME, "Come on Joel" but it's the cameraman's name, wheeew. I am however, aware of a specific group of people who suffer GREATLY from the delusion that they're greater than they really are

[@rabidkitten01]

Same here. I was very thrown off. I thought he was talking to me for a hot second.

[@alrightalright4585]

@@whoami8434 Nice anime pfp *Winner*

[@joelhair9982]

Joel Convention

[@sydneyforwalter2502]

Hi Joel 👋

[@laptv2144]

Gotta make your fitness Jewish, your bank Jewish, and don’t forget about your driveway

[@Ohio.Gozaimasu]

...and your newborn son's penis. For hygienic reasons.

[@Sam-m6o3j]

“It’s the only way not to be bigoted.”

[@Loganreeder26]

Its 2022 and this video is still here. There is a drop of hope in this world.

[@Jtoob-z5n]

The dude in NY:

[@tekenertehee]

The Bejeweled sounds fucking kill me every time.

[@dwightschrute2822]

It's pronounced "Be Jew'd"

[@goodtwogo]

The Gold Gas Company

[@karlschroen392]

This couldnt have aged better

[@snaek2594]

I'm hearing the jewish voice beneath my floorboards and I'm on the ground floor

[@xxxxxx-f6e]

The birth of Jason Goldstriker

[@TheMoni700]

Bejeweled

[@archstanton3430]

This should have at least six million views.

[@wouldbabyhitlerkillyou4217]

man this video is gold, I wish the average person had more awareness about themselves and the world around them

[@SPACEDOUT19]

I agree. I wish they realized our jewish friends are oppressed and need help ASAP

[@swazmc]

@@SPACEDOUT19 uhhh

[@jerrynadler2883]

1x unauthorized usage of the word gold, that will be 5 shequelim my friend.

[@GODCONVOYPRIME]

@Ethan It's funny how you guys whine and moan about not being to mock the small hats when this video exists and your comments aren't being taken down, nor is this and many other videos out there.

[@Grelpo-gen]

@@GODCONVOYPRIME true

[@kaliyugahiker]

Who’s here after the NYC secret tunnel news?

[@rebelrenegade4052]

This aged beautifully

[@rebelrenegade4052]

@@kinglerpan uhh... it just did ig :/

[@nobodynobody7729]

This video taught me a lot. Like how to be skeptical of certain races.

[@Griot.7294]

Elaborate

[@phosphorusxv867]

Cape Verdeans

[@worldcure7883]

It's a religion not both.

[@davidcrew8846]

@@worldcure7883 No it’s both do sum research before u speak on the matter

[@shadypielover]

@@worldcure7883 its a race LOL moron

[@Fudgaboutit]

This was back before Sam's huge testosterone boost and physique BUFF, but he's still funny and intelligent

[@malphusmclerius9455]

Before the ultimate downgrade began.

[@The_uglybastard]

He does gear??

[@nitsuanomrah6997]

Ain't nothing wrong with taking back what was stolen from you. Look at how men looked in the generations passed compared to the 30 and over chin scruff pansies walking around these days.. it's essentially chemical warfare. Hormones in the food, chems in the water. Plastic in everything. If you have to take supplements to even yourself out and not end up a man/woman hybrid then more power to you!

[@piglice4585]

@@nitsuanomrah6997 thats not a totally horrible way of looking at it. id prefer to sweat out the microplastics myself though.

[@highofftap7073]

@@The_uglybastard not real gear but he does TRT

[@100based9]

I love Sam Hyde and the MDE crew. God bless those men.

[@outrun7455]

Ghost of Gaza in the flesh! What a cool relatable guy, I’m glad he can find time to relax when he’s not annihilating Jews and Russians.

[@jahredhull840]

The jokes just write themselves in Rhode island

[@IsaiahINRI]

"Jewish voice" like all news isn't just the Jewish voice

[@IsaiahINRI]

@@fanrco766 no, Jews rock!

[@californiansniper2133]

Jews rock!

[@latbat58]

Reported to adl

[@Kromsmitesyou]

Oy vey

[@defaultuser7777]

Not only do they rock....

[@CustomcrowdMitroc]

Kanye Wests favourite news paper

[@MADD-MANX]

Shit, MY favorite news paper too!

[@tonyhovater7467]

This grows more relevant by the day.

[@iceturtle-nb6rc]

1:24 “STATE ENFORCED HOMOSEXUALITY!”

[@oldgrub]

shhhh

[@warmelon4672]

I don't have a problem with that. It's equal

[@AndrewDoom]

They’ve actually passed a bunch of legislation in multiple states forcing kids to learn about bananas going into booty in like the 1st grade

[@gatoloco3949]

@@AndrewDoom let me guess, is California one of them.

[@autologic1312]

@@AndrewDoom 🧢

[@TrillgataQ]

Jews don't just rock they rule!

[@MaiYass]

well well well

[@alinm4844]

2024: We're hearing jewish voices under the house from the tunnels.

[@BasicGestalt]

1:24 when satire becomes reality

[@dw4270]

It makes me happy that there are 23k people out there that find this funny, because in my entire life I've only met like 8 people who would think this is funny.

[@marvinthegreat3830]

Probably because anti semites irl just choke up out of fear

[@deeznutz8320]

Probably because the joke is very niche, most people don't understand that Jews are a people and not just a religion

[@randomduck8679]

@@deeznutz8320 Really? It seems like most jews aren't religious

[@Bob-kk2vg]

This joke is peak mid-western upper middle class teenage boy who attends running start community college classes humor.

[@yosefshekelberg5433]

@@Bob-kk2vg as opposed to peak deep south black American pre-teen who is herpes positive, has attended two gang rapes, fantasizes about beating up old white people and in all likelihood will be on the fast track to jail by 17.

[@Cameracat89]

The bejeweled sounds get me every time

[@tekenertehee]

Its hilarioud

[@daklr2501]

Just found this gem for the first time today lmao

[@jacobhoward8689]

Why do you think gems are called jewels?

[@jcdenton2736]

@@jacobhoward8689 Jew els

[@bernardoohigginsvevo2974]

Don't you mean diamond?

[@silasb1293]

this video was ahead of it's time

[@dbzy_cjk]

1:22 Sam knew what was happening with society 8 years later.

[@sgq_.h]

Are u stupid

[@TheFos88]

Yeah and now it's good on it's head cause they pushed too hard and continue to do so. Not lgbs mind you. They cool.

[@dbzy_cjk]

@@TheFos88 Ditto man, LGB people are pretty chill and even they know what's up.

[@stowlicters8362]

@@dbzy_cjk they are liars.

[@thedog7494]

@@dbzy_cjk they sure do love jews though

[@Jack_Arbor]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@jason11801]

?

[@VelikiDim]

That title aged like fine wine

[@madeonvhs]

I'm never going regret finding this cooky channel

[@kafkatamura7892]

"men of gold"

[@enceladus2263]

I’m pretty sure “jewish bank” is redundant

[@jimbo3847]

'where's you bank come from?' the jokes just write themselves

[@ukko8457]

Sammy diamondberg, my favourite rabbi

[@user-od1yi5iq1k]

I heard Sam only uses German soap made between 1942 and 1945. Apparently, it's made using special ingredients.

[@yosefshekelberg5433]

OY VEY DATS MY GREAT GRANDMUDDAH

[@immortallix]

1:23 mans predicted 2022

[@staleapathy3093]

*S A M M Y D I A M O N D*

[@marcelluswallace5325]

My goyslop isn‘t redpilled, unfortunately

[@btwarggoant]

yes it is take your gentile broth

[@juppukun]

I keep having a strange nasally voice telling me to "shut it down", whatever that means.

[@juppukun]

@Jew Hitler Jokes on you Schlomo. I keep it empty.

[@MasterBlaster220]

Samual Ben-Gold-Silver-Rubin-Shekel-Diamond-Crystalstein Hyde.

[@richestgeeza7681]

YYYYYYEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR FIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDDAAAAHHH

[@bussin234]

Its their world we just live in it

[@obsidianregaliapoppy7662]

3:41 , When you find out that Dick Cheney will be Bidens adviser on foreign policy

[@goth2415]

And here we are

[@One3673241]

Would be nice.

[@LilSeizures]

Joel really got to witness the making of a murderer.

[@sellers8133]

Completely ahead of his time legendary

[@deeznutz8320]

1:23 This is so relevant with the libs of tik tok

[@danielhanna19]

Elaborate?​@@deeznutz8320

[@ashockraps3685]

"all the names are like gold" -jason goldstriker

[@victorprokop9343]

i like jews as much as i like blacks and homosexuals!! i love em all!!!!!

[@basedfemboi9401]

I don't like N

[@5MGE]

E

[@5MGE]

S

[@stowlicters8362]

@@basedfemboi9401 I

[@Stoonk]

How did he even get away with getting an adult swim show LOL

[@Justadudeman22]

Lol

[@scarymonsters524]

He himself is an ethnic Jew. He nowadays looks exactly like Leon Trotsky and his very name, Samuel, is extremely Jewish, meaning either “God has heard” or “name of God.”

[@Vingul]

@@scarymonsters524 Sam is a Biblical name and he does look like Mr. Bronstein but I’ve never seen a good indication that he is J ish. Not everyone named Benjamin or Rebecca is a jew.

[@thebrognator3524]

@@scarymonsters524 he looks like a rabbi on meth, but that does not necessarily means he is jewish

[@coyunotattooer8597]

@@Vingul I think he’s probably more Irish with Catholic fathers or something

[@AntwanFuzznips]

did Jordan ever hit you up?

[@thestrongprevail3039]

"Where's your bank from? Jew" Lmao

[@noahnw13]

Camera guys should have said "I don't know, but check out this citizen watch I just picked up fro ROSS"

[@Ohio.Gozaimasu]

1:18 - also dancing classes. On roofs of white vans used for "moving" in New York, of course.

[@flowmastaflam]

7 years ago sammy diamond prophecized all the top comments of youtube simply quoting one liners from the video.

[@1whospeaks]

The jewish voices in my head are getting louder I keep slamming my head on my bloodied table but mommy says that won't make me feel normal.

[@lucasviray3379]

i love the peggle sound effects on the gem paving company

[@CortexGrimuloid]

getting this recommended in May 2024 lol very topical

[@Lurker27819]

Sam’s my favourite jew.

[@bitbarr4434]

The origin of Jason Goldstriker

[@dirk1998]

Plenty of gruesome holocausts yet we only hear and are taught about the jewish ones.

[@archkull]

Or the fact that even with the Nazi holocaust people just focus on the Jews when millions of extra people died in the same death camps who just weren't Jews

[@noidsuper]

@@archkull Death camps. Ok

[@notinterested8452]

Our lives don't matter that much.

[@hotrightnow8932]

@@noidsuper Yes they were death camps

[@deeznutz8320]

@@hotrightnow8932 Were they now? Death camps with theaters

[@efence4713]

Jews Rock!

[@ccriztoff]

More relevant than ever.

[@r0zzy2025]

This should be going viral now haha

[@t000lish]

this helps with my research into recent conflicts

[@personalelorenzo6922]

the fact this is still up is proof miracles exist

[@Lurker27819]

KZbin must really like Sam for some reason. A lot of his videos, I'm almost certain, get a ton of strikes, but they usually stay up. I’m not sure why, tbh.

[@deeznutz8320]

​@@Lurker27819Sam cooled down a lot, hè is still the same guy but he piped down a bit. The man is a Millionaire now and he came from living in his car after being blackballed. He is close to 40 so i get it

[@boyardeerevolutionary]

Through the fire and the flames, we carry on 🎸🚁🇵🇸

[@mathewparrett]

hes wearing the same pants as the guy who did the paradigm shift 2070 ted talk!

[@ChodeMaster]

A child-like innovator