im hearing jewish voices and i like it

[@motorinmysoup9912]

He hears the Jewish voices from the tunnel under his floorboards

[@acvproductions]

The walls are speaking Yiddish

[@Trismagistus]

I hate when that happens.

[@ewrgaming]

Either Sam is honest in most of what he says or he’s retarded honestly. What he says about (((brazilians))) is factual.

[@bulletbelt97]

where's your bank from? jew

[@BurnoutBushido]

Gets me every time

[@Mnkybyhndcrmp]

Bruh BayCoast is literally one of the my companies client💀💀💀

[@tonyreyes3780]

Men of gold

[@KILLKIDspeedrun]

The guy who uncovered the jew tunnel in new york said he heard voices in his apartment lmao, it was sam all along.

[@nobodynoone2500]

He can't keep... Tunneling under hospitals.

[@NerdMonides-is9iy]

He didn’t discover it and it was a fake tweet…

[@ye24christisking40]

Sam is Richard Strocher?

[@reeetawd]

Sam Hyde is the Forset Gump of all racial, Semitic, and violent events

[@johnjohnsonstein8409]

@@NerdMonides-is9iylol you’re actually dumb

[@doofsdoofs]

The fact that this video still exists on KZbin in 2019 just proves that there is some light left in this world

[@RUfrikkinkiddinME]

Almost halfway thru 2020. Still kicking.

[@theshoes7488]

​@UCGvRKBykj4PiZDQli2ooctw hahaha Some light left in the world? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pope innocent... I don’t know how related this next comment is to what you’re saying, but you can keep a group of 10 raccoons seemingly friendly and fairly civil as long as you keep handing them hotdogs from your hotdog sack, but don’t act surprised when they start biting when you run out. So here’s to hoping we don’t run out of hotdogs any time soon. :)

[@Deathfromabove5]

The AI bot that takes things down like this doesn't understand joke titles

[@wdsftygt]

@Viper he’s too physical you can’t fool me.

[@SteveBalbonisHammer]

Or.. they’re setting him up as a Lee Harvey Oswald to the GameStop financial reset scheme.

[@Dilbert1999]

"We have to teach children about gay anal sex, I agree! It's the only way not to be bigoted." I can't believe this video came out in 2014.

[@AbuBased731]

The ©hews...smh

[@HC-qc5rp]

Prophetic

[@user-xz6pz6ll6d]

If you were really woke in 2012 you'd be seeing it coming too. Shit started getting really polarized starting around 2012

[@THESLlCK]

@@user-xz6pz6ll6d I remember obama just starting with that crap

[@MetalTitties]

@@user-xz6pz6ll6d 1922***

[@Johna41223]

”We have to teach children about gay anal sex. I agree! It’s the only way not to be bigoted” Man he was ahead of his time. I’m so fucking sad this is the actual case now.

[@charrmort]

that’s not the case what the hell are you talking about 😭

[@screwyoumoon]

@@charrmort how would he know? he didn't go to school lol

[@Johna41223]

@@screwyoumoon i have a cousin who lives in a very liberal country. i'm not joking when i say this, she was taught about gay anal sex in her "sex ed" class.

[@DSVlad]

@@charrmort Oh man, have you not been paying attention this last year or two? These people have really ramped up their '''education''' campaign

[@charrmort]

@@DSVlad its literally just saying that gay people exist, its not like kids are being indoctrinated? i was in school these last years, i know its not anything like you think

[@strangebrew1231]

Riddle me this batman: Who claims their behavior in every country throughout history has been fine, and yet have been kicked out of 109?

[@tekenertehee]

The Bejeweled sounds fucking kill me every time.

[@dwightschrute2822]

It's pronounced "Be Jew'd"

[@ajb7332]

Sammy Diamond Gunz. Man of the people. The chosen people.

[@gatesofhades534]

Sammy "US Marine" "Diamond" "Gunz" Hyde.

[@tf2pyro517]

Sammy diamond, gold (US Marine) badass mucle car norbit gunz Hyde

[@gatesofhades534]

@@tf2pyro517 aka Samir Al-Hayid

[@WorshipInTruth]

That's it, shut it down.

[@xxxxxx-f6e]

The birth of Jason Goldstriker

[@iceturtle-nb6rc]

1:24 “STATE ENFORCED HOMOSEXUALITY!”

[@oldgrub]

shhhh

[@warmelon4672]

I don't have a problem with that. It's equal

[@AndrewDoom]

They’ve actually passed a bunch of legislation in multiple states forcing kids to learn about bananas going into booty in like the 1st grade

[@gatoloco3949]

@@AndrewDoom let me guess, is California one of them.

[@autologic1312]

@@AndrewDoom 🧢

[@Jack_Arbor]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@jason11801]

?

[@dbzy_cjk]

1:22 Sam knew what was happening with society 8 years later.

[@sgq_.h]

Are u stupid

[@TheFos88]

Yeah and now it's good on it's head cause they pushed too hard and continue to do so. Not lgbs mind you. They cool.

[@dbzy_cjk]

@@TheFos88 Ditto man, LGB people are pretty chill and even they know what's up.

[@stowlicters8362]

@@dbzy_cjk they are liars.

[@thedog7494]

@@dbzy_cjk they sure do love jews though

[@enceladus2263]

I’m pretty sure “jewish bank” is redundant

[@alinm4844]

2024: We're hearing jewish voices under the house from the tunnels.

[@BasicGestalt]

1:24 when satire becomes reality

[@MaiYass]

well well well

[@silasb1293]

this video was ahead of it's time

[@100based9]

I love Sam Hyde and the MDE crew. God bless those men.

[@bussin234]

Its their world we just live in it

[@lucasviray3379]

i love the peggle sound effects on the gem paving company

[@PrinceLlamanade]

See you guys never when youtube kills this video after it landed on recommended its been an honor men o7

[@Lizard_geek]

I love how Sam can shine and cast a shadow.

[@mathewparrett]

hes wearing the same pants as the guy who did the paradigm shift 2070 ted talk!

[@ChodeMaster]

A child-like innovator

[@visicircle]

If you start hearing Jewish Voices when you home alone. That's when you should get worried.

[@porshprix4286]

What if the voices don't identify as Jewish ?

[@user-ij2qt1qm5c]

Jewish Voices for Trump 2024! 🇮🇱🤝🇺🇸

[@boznsjbruhstudios6383]

Uss liberty

[@hrr597]

Of course you lot would support him. 🤣🤣

[@memeznthingz]

Sam predicted the future.

[@averagejobogio]

" i like all the things you like, i just like them jewish"

[@shaquilleobrien5722]

Oddly "Jewish Voice" can describe EVERY. SINGLE. MAINSTREAM NEWS SOURCE AVAILABLE IN WESTERN COUNTRIES.

[@bennywolfe4357]

How so?

[@wolverine005]

QUE?!

[@shaquilleobrien5722]

@@bennywolfe4357 You tell me.

[@nitsuanomrah6997]

@@bennywolfe4357 look up ceos of each company or better yet, parent company. Follow the shekels

[@bennywolfe4357]

@Meme Frog Bad you sound like a leftist. Why is it that black people are poorer than white people? Why are Asians so successful? Just because Jews are successful doesn’t mean they’re evil, right?

[@qbasic16]

He double-handedly punctured the Nord Stream! He can't keep getting away with this!

[@toyeekawarima1203]

Just another NPC dialoge with special characters in GTA V

[@powerwatt4056]

maybe you just dont understand the subliminality of this conversation

[@jkbmrlk4930]

I know the Jewish voices in my head are not real but damn do they have some good ideas

[@malcolmmcmartin3954]

I hope Neil Diamond sees this.

[@alphaotakux]

Sammy's growing his hair out for another bowl cut

[@AMMAZZARE]

Goldman Spinkelstein

[@EasedBluntman]

WHERE"S JORDAN NOW?

[@PoopyPajeet]

Do they write the jewish voice with a ballpoint pen?

[@shmuelpearl9541]

j fitness

[@o8red8o]

he is jewish too

[@shit__gamer]

Typical Brooklyn resident

[@spooch3257]

Classic Sammy Diamond here, HVHY be praised

[@bryanphillips8143]

Now why did Sam's TV show get cancelled again?

[@Silphwave]

He really got his moneys worth out of that Ted talk outfit.

[@spyguythesamurai]

Guys... Can we cool it with the antisemitic remarks?

[@AbuBased731]

Nein

[@wauliepalnuts6134]

*_HE'S READING A NEWSPAPER THAT WOULD SOUND LIKE FRAN DRESCHER IF IT WERE READ OUT LOUD._*

[@GeRaiDah]

Id be very surprised if Sam's 23 and me came back with no Jewish ancestry

[@LilSadge-w5d]

just lol at this now

[@max3eey]

😬

[@derekjay.s]

This man was so ahead of his time

[@0ater]

The company that we pay for trash is honest to god called "Diamond Disposal"

[@TylerDunnYaMum]

Yeah, love that good ol' name, Cobbler.

[@FuckMyParents-420]

This video is more significant than ever.

[@konstantinpakhomov3910]

Haters say that Sammy Diamond is not an actual rabbi

[@boyardeerevolutionary]

Golden Age.

[@stevenglansburg856]

How you ever read the “The Gayly”.

[@NathanClevenger1337]

How did his voice go from this soy boy liberal. To Kek General? lmfao

[@AndrewDoom]

TRT

[@carlosbaja678]

samuel gelbfisz became Samuel Goldwyn - great film producer

[@640pop]

This feels like forever ago omfg

[@wombatwarrior87]

Its really classy with the precious stone names, a few years back i changed my name to ERIKSTORSMARAGD, that tranlates to ERIKLAGEEMERALD the all caps makes it even more luxoriuos because its called UPPERcase.

[@VincentW2]

He knew

[@smittywarbenyagermangensen4860]

jordan harpel looks like you

[@42ouncesofPAIN]

But more Jewwy

[@Stereomonitor]

Aging like whiskey

[@michaeln2768]

"where's you bank from?"... Jew. :)

[@nursultantulyakbaycats]

Im hearing palestinian voices all week

[@Baathist_Brawler_1565]

"I like Jewish everything!" Well your in luck bucko.

[@Elite_Teach]

Woahhh I’m glad he’s on our side

[@jimmythe-gent]

awww heeelllsss yeah

[@negativearms]

שמואל הוא שם ממוצא עברי

[@Oggydog313]

Advertise your Bank Here LOL

[@skotomogilnik6305]

Sammy Gemerald

[@Mrcoconutgun]

certified hood classic

[@essie2347]

where's you bank from? > jew

[@notdoneyet1361]

I thought that all newspapers were full of jewish voices

[@motherflange]

Sam Hydestein

[@a.m.8410]

I love Jews!

[@Cassius4]

This guy is alright

[@KAWAIIHITLER]

Yo marvin why you so hilarious??

[@fuckyomfingcouch]

Definitely someone brown nosing the Hollywood dredges

[@tquasa07]

“I’m hearing Jewish voices and I like it” has been an implicit catchphrase of my brain for now near 8 years

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

Yeah it's one of those things.

[@christianmcdepressed5899]

> posted 7 years ago > been hearing it for 8 years This adds a level to the joke that I do not understand but is really funny

[@aSkymne]

“Good Day Today Park” is another hitter

[@andrewgraves9636]

I’m hearing jewish voices, and I like it.

[@andrewgraves9636]

@@aSkymne Listen, Actor

[@GENOSAD]

>Man reading Jewish news >Just calls it "the news" Ohh nooo

[@carsonwinkle4173]

Oyyyyy veyyyyyy

[@moorooster223]

it IS JUST THE NEWS YOU FUCKING HRABVIS TJELKJ

[@GENOSAD]

@@moorooster223 You need an ambulance?

[@moorooster223]

@@GENOSAD you don't even know man

[@hazemdrift]

Everyone in America be like

[@divinevoice4137]

a regular moshe

[@raprot7829]

*Moishe*

[@michaelgoda7150]

What’s moishe

[@richardjames1751]

@@michaelgoda7150 jew

[@miilodude_8529]

@@michaelgoda7150 The supreme oy veyer

[@Nekrumorfiini1]

@@miilodude_8529 The oy vey heard around the world

[@ZeranZeran]

Spinning classes Dreidel spinning classes

[@lambda653]

Very good

[@ferrisbueller9991]

@@lambda653 You spin me right round baby right round like a dreidel baby right round right round

[@Chironex_Fleckeri]

Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

[@ZeranZeran]

@@Chironex_Fleckeri I'm just trying to enjoy my paper

[@shaquilleobrien5722]

Truth spinning classes

[@awkwardautistic]

He's Ukraine's best fighter pilot...protecting the Jews.

[@dingus6317]

@GrapeSkoda Khazaria part 2

[@monisahmedrizvi1697]

​@GrapeSkoda soon all the leaders in the west will also be the gods chosen people

[@BintangGaryo]

Ghost of Kiev 😢

[@drunkonrootbeer6085]

Jesus man has it already been 6 months since this joke started

[@mf2442]

Most of RUSSIA’S oligarchs are JEWS

[@SimMaster]

haha I love America, whoops, I just gave Israel 38 billion dollars of your tax money! lol!

[@jaighter]

ah jeeeeeeeeeez dood

[@ChodeMaster]

ahhh mann

[@XtreemMetalManRedToTheBone]

@Mialisus the first thing happened. The second thing didn't.

[@smoothrivers5553]

facts

[@basedmichigan]

Our greatest ally!!!!! They bombed the uss Liberty accidentally!

[@mercedesCH]

They are beneath your floors

[@Vingul]

Not even Sammy Diamond knew at the time.

[@peteypablo1849]

They are beneath everyone period .

[@Lurker27819]

Here after the jew tunnels. Even if it leads to nothing. Still hilarious. It’s like a fictional story you’d imagine someone like Lovecraft would write, but it’s actually real, lol.

[@monarch_9634]

It wasn't a tunnel, it was a mineshaft. They where digging for gold since they knew the dollar is done for.

[@Listerineguy]

Im actually a philosemite

[@nork.incz1]

This aged like fine wine

[@PearceVaughn]

the universe cannot stop Sam Hyde from being relevant

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

That's because this joke is about something that almost always the case.

[@garstank]

I'm hearing jewish voices under my house, and I don't have a basement. And I like it.

[@aztlansanhedrin482]

love to see Samus Hydesha honoring Shabbat with his "lazy sunday"

[@tejuspotatus]

It's "Sam Diamond" now

[@zoomerjack5435]

Isn’t Shabbat on Saturday?

[@stoic521]

just a regular Moishe

[@a.j.carter2294]

@@zoomerjack5435 It is lol

[@wonkybiscuit2760]

These videos of people before they commit mass tragedies always give me chills… This one definitely shows Hyde losing his mind. The craziest part is, he keeps getting away with it!

[@biggidousthethird2672]

He cant keep getting away with it?

[@Tomislav_B.]

Wtf, it's him! It's that mass shooter!

[@DaRoachDoggJR.]

@@Tomislav_B. I think you mean THE mass shooter

[@christpierre]

@@biggidousthethird2672 He cant keep getting away with it!

[@biggidousthethird2672]

@@christpierre Theres no way this guy can keep getting away with it!!!!!

[@geomundi8333]

'i'm not anti-semetic, I'm actually philo-semetic'...Sammy Diamond

[@MK_ULTRA420]

When you love them so much that you hate what they have become.

[@moisturisedgnome1181]

Very advanced

[@bashsxs]

i read this when he said it 0.o

[@Andrei_Suckoffsky]

@@moisturisedgnome1181 based

[@moisturisedgnome1181]

@@Andrei_Suckoffsky Unfathomably based ✋🏻

[@Thunderchicken69]

Man I sure do love being a sailor aboard the USS Liberty sitting north of the Sinai Peninsula on June 8th 1967, I sure hope nothing goes wrong.

[@TimPortantno]

Even better being the in the American submarine ordered to follow them around with a camera, but no weapons, the only backup assigned, while 2 American ships refused to respond because each was coincidentally in a different "training exercise", including the one they had to specially request be assigned to them, because mysteriously none were... Good thing America would never do a false flag though, or that might seem kind of fishy...

[@omb3d80]

Level 1 anti semites

[@Thunderchicken69]

@@omb3d80 don’t hate me for a real historical event that doesn’t add up

[@gatoloco3949]

@@omb3d80 Epstein didn't killed himself.

[@omb3d80]

@@Thunderchicken69 nah all im saying is you gotta level up 💹💹

[@_Reverse_Flash]

Sam Hyde's comedy has not yet learned how to be multicultural. Sam is not going to be the monolithic comedian he once was in the last century. Jewish voices are going to be at the center of that. It's a huge transformation for Sam to make. He is now going into a multicultural mode, and Jews will be resented for our leading role but without that role and without that transformation deep fried Funko gastronomy will not survive.

[@ArKaNgL1966]

Now yuo see

[@_Reverse_Flash]

@@ArKaNgL1966 and I cannot unsee.

[@Lurker27819]

So trve!

[@lmy2366]

Sam Hyde not being ironic for 3 minutes is a relief.

[@boomynote]

What does that have to do with this video?

[@buckfizzard291]

@@boomynote the Juden!?!?!,!?!

[@exterminateparasites3185]

Sam knows the the Khazars (Imposter J*ws) are Vile scum.

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

@@buckfizzard291 JUDEN

[@bojanmilankovic]

"Gubulufwoobitz. That was the traditional Jewish name."

[@cainm6375]

Wow it almost sounds African, how primitive

[@TheMoni700]

Bejeweled

[@TheNimrods69420]

I wonder why we're here 9 years later fellas

[@mystiquesquared]

😂😂😂

[@whoami8434]

My name is Joel. This was very immersive.

[@joelreid2870]

My name is Joel as well, when the video started, I thought I was suffering from delusions of grandure, KZbin is talking to ME, "Come on Joel" but it's the cameraman's name, wheeew. I am however, aware of a specific group of people who suffer GREATLY from the delusion that they're greater than they really are

[@rabidkitten01]

Same here. I was very thrown off. I thought he was talking to me for a hot second.

[@alrightalright4585]

@@whoami8434 Nice anime pfp *Winner*

[@joelhair9982]

Joel Convention

[@sydneyforwalter2502]

Hi Joel 👋

[@IsaiahINRI]

"Jewish voice" like all news isn't just the Jewish voice

[@IsaiahINRI]

@@fanrco766 no, Jews rock!

[@californiansniper2133]

Jews rock!

[@latbat58]

Reported to adl

[@Kromsmitesyou]

Oy vey

[@defaultuser7777]

Not only do they rock....

[@GenuflectingRotation]

I love this video. It’s so cozy, like a hot mug of tea infront of a fireplace.

[@OtherDalfite]

Dad reading the newspaper while I'm 4 years old vibes

[@horsymandias-ur]

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