#231

This week Moshe and Natasha are back to discuss Newfoundlands vs. German Shepherds, Moshe’s favorite surf spots, and more! They give advice to one caller who wants to find a serious partner without putting too much pressure on at the beginning and another whose daughters don’t like how he acts around his girlfriend. Plus, a few secrets!
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[@jaydock1]

Please never end this podcast it’s everything to me

[@kyleschwake5021]

Best dressed Pod hosts. Thank you. 🔥🤙😎🤙🔥

[@marcomartinez8608]

"This is what she treats a man that doesn't actively annoy the shit out of her..." Lol

[@erintheokay]

Go to your local shelter or rescue, meet some dogs, and do a foster to adopt to see if everyone fits. ❤ Second caller: you choose your kids above your girlfriend. Oof, as someone whose dad chose girlfriends over his kids the last 15 years of his life, let me tell you, it doesn't end with all of your kids in your life. You seem so kind and I don't want that for you or them! Your kids are young adults - it IS time to shift into more of a friend who can provide guidance than hands-on daily parenting anyway.

[@KatieCozyway]

Look into getting a Great Pyrenees! :) SO sweet, giant angels, but also very protective.

[@gal1885]

My favorite podcast ❤❤

[@sarahthomson8183]

me too!!! i love these two.

[@bettier]

I really like Natasha. She is so maternal and a dedicated mom! Her stage persona used to be so selfish, but as a mom she's so responsible and she still manages to work and look awesome, I don't know how dhe does it!😊

[@sarahthomson8183]

I love her.

[@angela_apple]

King Charles Spaniel is the perfect dog for Natasha

[@immortalfool7627]

Yo Natasha, your husband is a brilliant communicator! You guys are giving very meaningful advice.

[@brittanywilson1796]

I wanna give Shane a hug. What a sweetie.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

I just checked Natasha's website and she definitely isn't in Utah on Dec. 2nd. I wonder what this guy at the end bought tickets to lol.

[@nile1212]

I guess I’m that only person here who really got excited when he talk about his surfboard🤣hope can see you on the beach someday🤙🏼

[@birchpointestudios]

Natasha, you are a gem of a human being. I wish you and Moshe the best life and true love. Have lots of fun raising your child. You give very good advice...

[@MaarikMari]

With any dog breed there is a training period at first and when you’re diligent and do the work in the beginning, you will have a great companion that suits your lifestyle

[@JenikamcC]

Get a female Doberman. Not bulky, very protective of their family and scary looking but really sweet and loyal. Also heard that boxers are amazing family dogs. I have a vizsla. Boys can get big and a little intimidating but they are very loving and kinda chickens. People arent usually scared of them, cuz they are so pretty, LOL.

[@MsAngelia26]

We have a St. Bernard poodle mix. The smartest, sweetest dog we’ve ever had. Her bark terrifies everyone who doesn’t know her. She’s intimidating but actually the most caring, loving dog. Snuggles the kids, obeys, potty trained herself etc. she weighs about 50-60 lbs. huge head and paws. A gentle medium giant

[@cozygirlfriend]

i love the solo episodes❤

[@joserubio6785]

Why aren't we recommending therapy to the first girl? I know we're here for the funnies, but if every one of her partners is the same, the common denominator is her. Natural for her age, but needs to be healed or the pattern will repeat forever.

[@alyssapowileituuuuuu]

Bullmastiffs are truly gentle giants, but their appearance makes them convincing guard dogs. Big poops though.

[@rebelclubfor6k]

Rottweiler maybe? I grew up with one, he was amazing with kids and would protect the family✌️

[@k.c.simonsen2]

I know exactly what dog you want: German Sheppard/Bordie Collie mix. I have one and he's incredibly intimidating - looks like a black wolf with a deep bark, but is the sweetest sweetheart in the world. And the only time he ever barks is when someone knocks on the door or sees someone come in the house that he doesn't recognize. Literally the greatest dog in the world. Get it. And get him on the show. Oh, AND he poops behind trees naturally so you never see him pooping. It's like he was engineered and created to be the perfect dog. Like a weird science situation.

[@Misscircularflow22]

Medium sized but will protect the hell out of you- Belgian Malinois! Source: I have one. Out of my 4 dogs she’s the sweetest and also the most trainable, and the BEST with babies and all dogs. Excellent.

[@juanitaleak6482]

This podcast is my dream come true ❤

[@baileycaful]

My favorite podcast!!!!!

[@nataliemaklouf]

You say no pit bulls but you're pretty much describing bully breeds haha. They have been known as nanny and family dogs for decades. They can also look intimidating and protect if need be. Boxers are great too. Check out Best Friends Animal Society or the many shelters and breed specific rescues out in LA. Adopt and save a life! PS I'm so sorry for all the loss you two have had. I've been a fan for a long time and always enjoyed seeing the whole crew of chihuahuas.

[@k4rb0n8]

The nanny dog thing is a myth, started in 1971 by Lilian Rant, who had a financial motive for starting it because she was the president of the Staffordshire bull terrier club and wanted to paint them in a better light. No dog is qualified to be left alone in charge of children, and implying a breed bred for hundreds of years to fight is asking for trouble.

[@daphneglasurus7886]

I know y’all already got a GSD which is a great choice but I’m so glad you didn’t get a Rhodesian Ridgeback. I’ve worked in vet clinics for ten years and they are the biggest babies. They’re afraid of toe nail trims, cats, children, sirens. Everything. Maybe they’d want to kill an intruder in your house or maybe they’d be too distracted by wetting themselves because your neighbor is vacuuming.

[@sarahthomson8183]

Bernese mountain dog.. Smaller than Newfoundland, but similar in looks and good temperament. They are GORGEOUS.

[@clevermissfox]

Boxers!!!! Sounds perfect for your needs. And dont dock ears or tails. Australian shepard sounds like a good fit for your fam too. Go to the shelter, meet some pups, theyll pick you. I have a chow, shes 50lbs doesnt like anyone but us. They dont cuddle and dont shed much , the fur they do shed sticks together. But chows you gotta raise from babies and TRAIN

[@baileycaful]

Just pre-ordered Moshe's new book! Can't wait to read it!!!

[@dhgdhg2000]

Unexpectedly deep conversation

[@zhibyful]

You are in south cali, get a boxer. Moderate exercise, sweet with kids, mastiff traits (protective). Newfie would die in that heat, German Shepard requires a LOT of mental stimulation and training.

[@fabianruiz8480]

Doberman! Big sweet hearts

[@carolyntalbot947]

Agreed 👍

[@sheefree]

Love these outfits ❤😊

[@lauranova6592]

You guys are such intuitive people… go to a shelter and just meet that dog of your dreams. Please adopt!! ❤❤❤ Such a great way to use your influence for a good cause too. 🐶

[@bigwavedave947]

Akita

[@sunnyrolfs]

yesss love the main hosts outfit

[@victoriashaw3]

Giant Schnauzer - intimidating, guard dog but if socialized early with humans and other dogs it’s totally manageable. I have a 75lb beautiful male and he’s the sweetest dog in the world, very smart as well. Skansen Kennel - 80 years old Swedish woman who’s been breeding them for 50+ years

[@malieghf]

The standard poodle could be a good compromise.

[@pamelastein7069]

Look into Shiloh Shepherds. They are like German Shepherds but more family friendly temperament. Loving, protective without being aggressive, super smart and not too energetic. They are the best!!

[@natalielewis3720]

It’s hilarious because the dog they’re describing is a pitbull

[@marcomartinez8608]

I love Natasha

[@brittanycarriger]

That title pulled me right in!

[@aperson7584]

I have *both The Road Less Travelled and On the Road sitting in my bookstacks just a few feet away ... And my lack of a copy of the Dharma Bums for some unaccountable reason is causing me more pain than it should ... Perhaps I can get it for free somewhere ...

[@91frankthetank]

Visit your local library

[@watermeghan]

You are describing a pitbull. The are intimidating, scary, and nanny dogs. They are easier to manage than a German Shepard or malinois and they can be medium sized too.

[@sarahthomson8183]

OR, a Great Pyrenees. Big white dog - beautiful and calm family dog.

[@KatieCozyway]

Seconded! I also suggest a pyr :)

[@crumpasaurus]

Dog advice - Get a mix! More importantly get a young adult dog so you already know it’s personality and demeanor. My dog is boxer/pit/german shepherd mix who is protective and barks at strangers and scares the shit out of them but is actually the biggest baby - it’s pretty great cuz I get that defense without having to worry about a dog that will actually go after anyone - but you can’t really breed for that. There are SO many rescues in LA that will let you foster first or take them back if it doesn’t work out.

[@natalieh.6284]

We got our dog from “underdog animal rescue” they are in Moab and focus on rescuing dogs from the four corner Rez. Our Rez dog is AMAZING she has NEVER peed or pooped in the house and we call her nana cuz she’s like the dog from Peter Pan. She’s about 50 lbs and when we got her she was nervous from never being in a home but she learned really quick and is one of the easiest dogs I’ve trained (the easiest dog for me to train was our pit bull lab mix) I will only get dogs from this shelter now, they are so unique looking and loving and Natasha can say her dog is Native American lololol

[@Ccccoolbeans87]

what was the book Moshe recommended?

[@iFish12]

Rock climbing

[@TaysOnTheTube]

I’ve got a dachshund/beagle. Great dog!

[@SWHBOYCE]

8:09...Ridgebacks require at least running 25 miles a day...Labradors drool like basset hounds...Don't ya guys still have a little white dog? 44:13...😂😂😂....

[@ComedyHorn]

Bring bask secret dumpss

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

I’m with Natasha. I grew up with a German shepherd/Great Dane mix and later a Pitt bull /chow/ lab mix. Big dogs are smellier, shed more, have hot smelly breathe, and the shits are big and can be messy. Also, if they have an accident, it’s a giant puddle. You can’t litter or pad train them just in case. I now have a Chiweenie . He’s a good guard dog, serious looking, and sweet to people, he also doesn’t smell bad, doesn’t even fart. He’s potty trained but will also use the pad if he needs to. So unless you are an insecure person looking for a status symbol, stick with small dogs. Also in cities, the only people with large dogs are people who don’t know how to train them and they all attack people at the dog park (or off leash at a human park). At least small dog parks have normal people who just like dogs. It’s okay to have a big dog if you have a lot of land or are very active

[@Savpoorman]

I live in Utah not mormon, and wasn't raised mormon. No one tells you what to wear, when I was in high school I had people telling me what to wear or to cover up. But nonetheless I think that goes for every state as a young girl! Not saying it is right though, that is old traditional thinking. Utah does have a bad reputation and rightfully so. Lots of religious trauma among my peers. You have Utah listeners that love you, please come Natasha! I was going to come to your show :.)

[@Hutty422]

Get a Border Collie!! Smartest dogs on earth. Amazing watchdogs. Loves kids. 🖤

[@Liznoiseandlight]

Get an Australian sheepdog! They're gorgeous and very loyal.

[@Misscircularflow22]

Get a Bouvier des Flandres or a Giant Schnauzer!!!

[@jgin465]

how many dogs did you kill this week?

[@raymondgilbert7887]

Australian Cattle Dog

[@valeriefd7717]

A vizsla , would match your aesthetics lol i love mine

[@Brenda-ci3ou]

utah is a silly place, a beautiful place, but a silly one. lol. I want to hear more about Natasha's problems in utah.

[@OmegaSlice108]

Bro how sad she said "motherhood" is her hobby. Moshe, give her a frisbee 🥏

[@sarahthomson8183]

Motherhood is a lot. It's just A LOT.

[@cactaceous]

She’s a woman. They don’t have hobbies. They are too self centered to have them. Their idea of a hobby is looking for external attention and validation and thinking of ways to manipulate situations to get their way.

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Do not get a large dog. Small-Medium... 7-15 lbs... Go to the shelter... You guys are awesome.

[@korifallon8210]

you’re turned into dog talk-- Moshe and Tash, i’m thinking get an Akita. Loyal, trainable, not massive, friendly, but can be intimidating if you need them to be. What about a mix- maybe a small dog dad and a medium/large mom.

[@sarahthomson8183]

But are Akita's safe with small children?

[@Misscircularflow22]

Do not get an Akita unless you want tons of hair and a borderline untrainable breed with aggressive tendencies. Nope. Huskies and Akitas are a nope from me. The only thing you got right was that they’re intimidating. A quick google search will confirm this. Ive been a veterinary technician for a decade and have never met an Akita I’ve liked or that’s liked me. I would never trust one with a child.

[@samoth175]

I'd recommend a German Shorthaired Pointer or a Black Lab. But if you want a security dog, I'd say a Rottweiler. They're very loyal and good with kids too. Love the podcast!

[@LeaveAhNah]

Natasha if you’re reading this, those dogs shed and drool an annoying amount

[@sarahs25]

I had a black lab / Rottweiler mix. Sweetheart and most protective dog I’ve ever rescued. Worth the extra hair 😂

[@julianathoeni9554]

Get a BOXER dog! they are so sweet and playful and a great guard dog

[@Misscircularflow22]

+1 for Boxer! 😊 love them

[@jacoblesley1802]

I have a Timberwolf Mallamut Labrador. He is the best creature alive❤😊 Fiercely loyal, very smart, cuddly and kind with kids, smaller dogs, and members of his "pack". Big and strong as fuck, an intruder would not stand a chance short of using a gun. Also a very good sleeper, good at chilling. Also, Only ever barks his deep scary woof when threatening strangers or other threats are on the property. Sociable and intuitive. The intelligence comes with a healthy amount of independence though. And yes his poops are huge, but he goes to hilariously great lengths to poop away from the house, trails, etc he's a gentleman like that lol. We live out of the city though. Best of luck guys! Truly Appreciate you and your pod So Very Much. Better than therapy. Thank You Sincerely.❤

[@jah_loves]

English Bull Terrier!!

[@roxyguscott1944]

My pitbull is the sweetest and my kid's best friend in the world. Also, strangers are always scared of her. Go to the pound and find your match 💕

[@LeaveAhNah]

👏🏼👏🏼 yup. A rescued pit bull is the only answer, and this is coming from a professional dog trainer

[@rachelrosendo]

Shiba Inu! Love you guys ❤

[@rachelmesseroff4456]

Get a Boxer

[@JandMTaylor]

Get a Belgian Malinois, kind of expensive, but well worth it. Has all of the awesome characteristics of a German Shepherd, but without the hip dysplasia issues. It’s the preferred choice of our military & police and they’re intimidating/terrifying as fuck if they’re not a part of your family. Love yall

[@Misscircularflow22]

Mali owner here and i agree. They do require a lot of mental stimulation but it’s 100% worth it. Mine can also be a huge couch potato, kind of depends on the day.

[@holynoise]

Is Moshe scared to ride the waves with Dave Anthony?

[@giaafshar8419]

why not a pit bull they are very strong and even more sweet. awful people just abuse them into dog fights.

[@adrianabermea6488]

😅

[@themikerichardson]

maybe it’s nice to do something that isn’t compelled in this life re: surfing poorly

[@noahdyedotcom]

Nothing wrong with pure breeds if they are bred professionally. The American views on "adopt dont shop" only exists because there aren't tight restrictions and regulations for proper licensing to breed pure bred dogs. There is extremely regulated breeding laws in countries like Germany where you'd get fined and arrested for improper breeding practices and there are practically zero shelters because of theses rules. All dogs were created by man, dogs weren't brought to earth as "mixed" breeds lol. There's nothing natural about it. Whats ultimately really sad is how uncultured Americans are about dog breeds.. pure breeds should be celebrated and bred with regulations from the state governments. That all being said, both sheltered dogs and pure bred dogs can co-exist in America and there shouldn't be hate towards either side.

[@jmovement]

Get a Cheagle. Highly protective dogs that have an intimidating bark with the soul that has endless love... kinda like a honeymoon that is endless.... CHEAGLE!!!

[@mjoyyourself]

Newfies are awesome, mastiffs are awesome!!!

[@wagane1]

English Bull Terrier

[@allisonboyle4356]

Great Dane! They nap all day and are so lazy. But intimidating and good with kids

[@baileycaful]

You don't have to have a big dog to have a protective dog. Get a pitbull mix or something (like my dog).

[@baileycaful]

If you HAVE to get a pure breed, maybe look into a Staffordshire Terrier or Boxer?

[@joserubio6785]

The redhead's exhausting.

[@leoneljaramillo6710]

“Vague ethnic features” because you want an intimidating aggressive looking dog… whoa…😶

[@giaafshar8419]

omg i dont care mosha too long too much about surfing.

[@sarahthomson8183]

A doberman.. A well trained doberman. Leave the ears, crop the tail.

[@leonblythe3194]

8:45 I reckon yous just need 2 more psychotic Turns out I cannot remember how to spell Chewawas I don’t think that would help against a bear or bears Still be good to see though

[@sarahthomson8183]

Moshe talks about past relationships and his old sex life ALL THE TIME. Natasha hardly ever, but Moshe is the one who gets all jealous. What?!

[@cooldad714]

Get a Emu😂

[@For_The_Watch]

You guys need a black mouth cur. Colored like a German. Short haired and similar sized to a pit but without all the stigma and what not. They’re awesome them and Germans both descend from like the first Australian shepherds

[@pladtoeputh]

i could puke from reading dog breed recommendations..

[@courtneynichols5060]

THEY WANT A DANE! A Great Dane, Teacup Dane even! (they don’t live suuuuuperrrr long, fyi. But you still want the Dane.)

[@Misscircularflow22]

Nah. Tons of health issues, and they’re too big. Just get a horse

[@krusher74]

As a surfer i never knew this podcast was gonna go this way. please dont decent into kookary! (i'm the second person that cares)

[@91frankthetank]

Bull TERRIER

[@91frankthetank]

Target dog

[@80smodel63]

Get a Labradoodle, they are great!

[@VASABOY]

3:40 the timing was right on Natasha 💫 you are a genius I swear to God 🧎🏽‍♂️☕️🫖💯