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@3iiis4 жыл бұрын
Look into opening ur 3rd eye and doing lsd dmt and ayahuasca its life changing we're all the same consciousness experiencing and creating reality through the body👁◽🍄
@collingriga18194 жыл бұрын
@@3iiis this is a odd place to preach the good word lmao
@glazedgazes4 жыл бұрын
@@3iiis you can’t make an established gay man into a trendy lesbian you fool
@3iiis4 жыл бұрын
Lifes a trip the brain is creating reality through electricity and chemicals
4 жыл бұрын
a serial killer had a list of future victims and nanci peolosi was on it ...from san fransico this was 30 years ago was probly youres truly....she dodged a bullet or a knife in this instance true story his name was joseph naso
@disconnected224 жыл бұрын
I’d like to think all of us binge-watching Tim during the pandemic paid for that sign.
@stormbreak134 жыл бұрын
Turning fake business into real neon
@garymericano4 жыл бұрын
It's not even a real sign , the whole studio is green-screened. You would think if they were going to green-screen it they would have made a better set but at least it beats the inside of Joe (the sneaky snake🐍🐍) Rogaine's toaster oven….
@seanoconnell62534 жыл бұрын
@@garymericano explain the reflection on the table tho. Did they buy multicolored lights to hang above the table to create that and just not buy a black curtain and a neon sign?
@jaycourtel44784 жыл бұрын
@@garymericano I can’t really tell if your baitin or not lmao I hope you are
@thecbrboi3254 жыл бұрын
Nah that's just Tim's uncle after he heard about that patreon money
@Stevenyoung1004 жыл бұрын
Tim actually loves his mom he brings her up quite often and when he does he jokingly insults her. The fact that he continues to visit her regularly is heartwarming.
@DISTR4CK4 жыл бұрын
That ridge wallet ad where he calls her a stupid bitch is hilarious.
@pedrogorilla4833 жыл бұрын
I think he wants to kill her. So he keeps trying to get her sick every time he goes visit.
@kingjames79043 жыл бұрын
Lmao I don’t think you quite understandé my compadre
@Jonathan_Guice3 жыл бұрын
Making sure he stays in the will. He wants what's left of the beanie babies
@BlazRa3 жыл бұрын
@@Jonathan_Guice lol and the petrified beast turds
@american10084 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is every straight guys favorite gay
@jayskye98804 жыл бұрын
That’s a lie
@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank71394 жыл бұрын
@@jayskye9880 👈 gay
@zechariahross14444 жыл бұрын
@@jayskye9880 U gay
@Ruder61633 жыл бұрын
Is he for real gay? I would have never guessed.
@charlesandrealain20973 жыл бұрын
yeah hes gay
@garrettramirez4284 жыл бұрын
Most people don't think Tim sounds effeminate enough to be gay, but I can attest that this is what Irish women from Long Island sound like when they're lit.
@besma26274 жыл бұрын
I CANNOT 😭😭😭😭
@Kthb804 жыл бұрын
Yes! he sounds exactly like my mother, an Irish woman from Long Island
@Gallowglass73 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO, ahhhhhhhhh
@Gallowglass73 жыл бұрын
@@Kthb80 LOL
@ravana87623 жыл бұрын
@Atlantis Rising My partner is very straight passing. we were in a cafe one time and the barista asked how many lattes and he showed one with his finger in the gayest way possible. It eventually comes out for all of us lol
@julicoole4 жыл бұрын
On the real, Tim casually referring to Ben as his best friend was extremely cute
@yossarian16334 жыл бұрын
Idk if I'd say cute; I'd say touching, on Ben's part too. Think Tim's referred to him as that on this show before. It is nice to see a genuine moment b/t them though I feel you despite semantic hair splitting. Haven't had one of those moments myself for awhile unless you count being on MDMA which I don't really, not as much. Even that was awhile ago.
@ExploreLife9994 жыл бұрын
It was gay.
@cpiece24504 жыл бұрын
GAYYY. Jk. My little grinch heart grew slightly it was a cool moment. Now I sound gay :).
@6ri66s24 жыл бұрын
@@ExploreLife999 brings up memories of your abusive Uncle?
@ThatBoyBent4 жыл бұрын
@@yossarian1633 he did say cute. Let's him have his words. Why people gotta change everything to fit there own personal narrative? He didn't ask you how you would word it. Ya dumb. B I t ch. Lol just kidding about the end part. I wanted to throw some ignorant behavior in my sentence for funzies
@platan04 жыл бұрын
Tim closes it by saying to Andrew: "Thanks for having me" Legend.
@Vinny_Great3 жыл бұрын
ahahaha legend! didnt noticed it
@redacted50353 жыл бұрын
Slip of the tongue, not a dunk
@youngpolar2 жыл бұрын
andrew was defintely talking a lot. most likely a perfectly planned jab lol.
@GG_11_114 жыл бұрын
Ben is genuinely happy for Tim's success, that is a real friend.
@lizbec10854 жыл бұрын
Ben is the BEST!
@scottyfei87804 жыл бұрын
ben burner account^
@GG_11_114 жыл бұрын
@@scottyfei8780 nope 🙅🏻 😅
@Larl-earsen4 жыл бұрын
tim's success is bens success of course he's happy da fuq
@GG_11_114 жыл бұрын
@@Larl-earsen You don't get it and never will that's wa da fuq is up
@sarahcarr52754 жыл бұрын
How can Shultz sit there and say to Tim that no one has done funny monologues before? Literally every episode of this podcast without a guest is a hysterical monologue!!
@jewelsbarbie4 жыл бұрын
Shulz thinks he’s God’s gift to comedy; he’s so full of himself.
@Thisisnttravis4 жыл бұрын
Tosh.0 anyone?
@123G-r4d4 жыл бұрын
Also... Every late night show begins with a monologue. Which is basically stand up. His monologues are just stand up, except he's sitting.
@tomgrasso48183 жыл бұрын
He's referring to Late Night TV no longer having real monologues that say anything real anymore because they are too afraid to offend/lose advertisers. Its obvious he isn't talking about podcasters, as that is basically what a solo podcast is -- a long monologue.
@noahspizza40033 жыл бұрын
isn't he talking more-so about talk shows? and the professional TV style monologues?
@podcastpunk4 жыл бұрын
Ben’s laugh is essential to the show.
@melaninjay5922 жыл бұрын
Guess not 😂
@TheoVon4 жыл бұрын
gang
@carloscota88394 жыл бұрын
Gang
@broskeetin214 жыл бұрын
Gang
@PretENDOgolf4 жыл бұрын
Gang gang theo!
@robertglenn77674 жыл бұрын
GANG
@funtub1004 жыл бұрын
C’monnnn 🏴🏴
@fhcalderon4 жыл бұрын
I just realized this might just be the perfect cast for Wario and Waluigi.
@TheBirdwatchers4 жыл бұрын
Haha nice. Ben isn't evil enough tho
@TheBirdwatchers4 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhhh you meant Andrew. My bad lol. Nailed it
@davidr65634 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to photoshop Andrew as waluigi.
@fazerlazer80204 жыл бұрын
brooooo
@pawrestlingchamp4 жыл бұрын
Would Rogan play Mario?
@Stranger_In_The_Alps4 жыл бұрын
“The answer to 1984 is 1776” -Patrice O’Neal
@sw3tfilth2074 жыл бұрын
explain my friend
@auroraborealis135794 жыл бұрын
Sw3t Filth revolution!
@NearlyH3adlessNick4 жыл бұрын
I love your profile pic
@Profile.44 жыл бұрын
@@auroraborealis13579 good luck with that
@auroraborealis135794 жыл бұрын
Profile hey friend! I was neither condoning or condemning. I was answering a question. 🙃
@gornogrind65604 жыл бұрын
I love whenever Tim says “for christ”
@trevorberger61924 жыл бұрын
A true and devout Roman Catholic. Christ love him.
@generalfuzzywuzzy4 жыл бұрын
also "horror"
@harleybqrazy4 жыл бұрын
Me too lol.
@bethannesperring8724 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to say it now...a lot
@Stranger_In_The_Alps4 жыл бұрын
Personally I’m a fan of “Oh, ENOUGH”
@TheAthensLife4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is Eric Cartmen when he grows up
@bobcruz28264 жыл бұрын
If Eric Cartman and Peter Griffin had a baby, it would be Tim Dillion.
@deeperrootsstrongerbranches4 жыл бұрын
Ben thanking Tim is the most wholesome content of 2020
@Ionization20204 жыл бұрын
They blew all the Patreon money on a neon sign? Life in the big city.....
@kylepollock72174 жыл бұрын
It ain’t no surprise
@adaml33764 жыл бұрын
It's a knife fight out here
@jyo97354 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the beautiful studio just beyond the curtain. Tim does not showboat
@kylepollock72174 жыл бұрын
@@jyo9735 No he’s awesome
@StupiderWithAB4 жыл бұрын
I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. 😐
@benbishop11314 жыл бұрын
I like when Ben was sincere and you could see Tim's wheels spinning thinking how he'll go about burning down all the sincerity in the room.
@noxzillaswoonswerthy64294 жыл бұрын
Schulz is starting to lose his mind with self importance.
@berri60154 жыл бұрын
Seriously. Like he’s the first person to come up with clips or a podcast. It’s getting to his head
@samb94034 жыл бұрын
I tried to find him funny but dude is constantly talking about biz of comedy rather then actual comedy.
@burny8904 жыл бұрын
@@samb9403 yeah cuz he's not good at it 😂😂😂😂
@zackfranklin69124 жыл бұрын
Y'all sound like some haters! You have no idea what you're talking about. He's got a Netflix special and tons of standup clips and full standup shows uploaded to KZbin FOR FREEEEE!
@noxzillaswoonswerthy64294 жыл бұрын
@@zackfranklin6912 Bro I defended him so hard one night I was put in Facebook jail. Calm down
@ryanwendel41334 жыл бұрын
To be fair, doing blow at 13 is also classic Americana
@EmmaWillmannComedy4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@besma26274 жыл бұрын
Word
@KarmaPaym3ntPlan4 жыл бұрын
49:38 - this really is such a special show. Ben is so fucking awesome, and it was so nice to hear Tim refer to him as his best friend multiple times
@agreen1824 жыл бұрын
I wasn't ready for the wholesome heartfelt content. Tim and Ben are the best thing I discovered in 2020.
@aidenjung13262 жыл бұрын
Oh how the tables have turned…
@rhodesresearch4 жыл бұрын
No more guests except occasionally Kump. Solo Tim is the greatest Tim
@melissareed31014 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@andrewlaco17764 жыл бұрын
Yeah Mullen or Shane at the most.
@kggregorie4 жыл бұрын
@Jordan Childs Kurt Metzger did a good 2 hour pod with Ben last year, think it was ep 15 of Can't Get Right
@mrthatguyam4 жыл бұрын
no
@todd.howard4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t kill myself
@czourides4 жыл бұрын
CNN says you did.
@oscarinacan4 жыл бұрын
Good to see you being social Jeff. If that's a recent pic you're looking good these days, and getting some rays. Doctors are saying vitamin D is really beneficial for fighting covid so go back out and get as much as you can.
@THApeanutMagician4 жыл бұрын
Miss you man the streets haven't been the same without you
@aesopbricktop4 жыл бұрын
you shouldve a long time ago.
@andrewlaco17764 жыл бұрын
How could you when you own so many stunning Israeli estates?
@Njayz0384 жыл бұрын
Tim: “We’re working on a ‘new studio’ it should be ready soon” New Studio = New Sign
@RoxanneJ4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BlyGuy4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sweet sign tho
@sumobo71083 жыл бұрын
lol
@frwystr9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@unalome85384 жыл бұрын
Tim's 4chan James Corden.
@josht74684 жыл бұрын
Amazing comment haha
@brianbjur47964 жыл бұрын
I think a healthier phrasing of this would be James Corden is Tim Dillon if there was no 4chan
@StupiderWithAB4 жыл бұрын
I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. 😐
@ethelesparza21274 жыл бұрын
!!!
@adhhxgxhhg4 жыл бұрын
Brutal.
@jibba16814 жыл бұрын
Awwwwww he said Bens his best friend. That’s sweet.
@scotttimler7244 жыл бұрын
Jesus. Schulz must have a sore back from constantly patting it...
@evlsht114 жыл бұрын
It is insufferable
@jimjiminyjaroo3004 жыл бұрын
He tries to be black. It’s really grates. It all seems so fake.
@Kthb804 жыл бұрын
Does anyone think he’s funny?
@evlsht114 жыл бұрын
@@Kthb80 He has some quick wit but I haven't laughed at any of his bits.
@badabing23024 жыл бұрын
@@Kthb80 he’s pretty funny when he has his crew around or when he did podcasts with santino or on tfatk. The podcast with santino Brendan and Schulz is one of the funniest I’ve ever seen I think.
@wyredmusic4 жыл бұрын
Ben mixing this episode so Schulz is half the volume of Tim is a power move
@LayneFable4 жыл бұрын
😄
@ZAY________4 жыл бұрын
Haha I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed. I’m so used to hearing Schulz LOUD on Brilliant Idiots
@jankypop-a-matic584 жыл бұрын
Lolz! 🤣🤭😁
@sublimelove233 жыл бұрын
Schulz unnecessarily screams all his "material" so thank God for Ben
@yodelman64784 жыл бұрын
the part where they were saying they love each other got to me big time.
@kidsister3164 жыл бұрын
"go ahead say something sincere, i promise i won't make fun of you" ;-P - Tim Dillon
@tannerclary68354 жыл бұрын
@0 00 it starts about 48 minutes in
@kyleward46383 жыл бұрын
I work in food distribution in Canada . Just wanted to say thanks for the shout out dude. Still been working this whole time(thankfully). We supply hospitals & many other major food chains , small local places also. Never really hear shout outs for that so a big thank you to you Tim
@conguyify4 жыл бұрын
Twas the night after Christmas and all through the house, Tim chases his tw!nk like a cat and a mouse. Ben calmly laughs as the businessman screams: We all know jet fuel cant melt steel beams!
@Bernacide4 жыл бұрын
Fucking AMAZING! I'm sure Tim would concur!
@therealwilfreddierkes99804 жыл бұрын
🙌
@centurionl4 жыл бұрын
Jet fuel can't melt steel memes
@trashbag69974 жыл бұрын
Star of the day
@rupertpupkin70174 жыл бұрын
Like if Tim Dillon made 2020 a lot better!
@EpimetheusHistory4 жыл бұрын
Agreed :)
@michaelkl78834 жыл бұрын
He's made life better since 2016.
@spaceantelope14 жыл бұрын
Kept me sane
@fenderfreak2154 жыл бұрын
Vinny chase is that you?
@rupertpupkin70174 жыл бұрын
fenderfreak215 you know it 👌
@captainawesome8304 жыл бұрын
It's nice to see Tim's softer side when showing his care for Ben.
@bigal55594 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is to me like Glenn Beck is for my dad. Either way we’re fucked.
@jiggarose68674 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 dam that was a good one lol
@podcastpunk4 жыл бұрын
Perfect comment.
@pascho10574 жыл бұрын
Glenn beck is a pretty based guy
@captainmorgen4863 жыл бұрын
@@pascho1057 😳
@simplemath89664 жыл бұрын
Ben breaks into maniacal laughter like Heath Ledger after each pod. Yes or yes
@babylonhasfallen53384 жыл бұрын
More like Joaquin Phoenix
@buddhaspriest4 жыл бұрын
He's a paid audience member so he immediately stops and probably takes a smoke break.
@pololoco894 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ASidd14 жыл бұрын
More like Darren Criss in the Assassination of Gianni Versace perhaps?
@johnparnham33054 жыл бұрын
Poor guy will never hear the end of that toy Rolls Royce
@darbyohara3 жыл бұрын
Tim’s one sided conversation with the faux person while pining for charities is GOLD! So funny
@peterconklin93084 жыл бұрын
After the world took down D'Elia, Tim Dillon took over the world.
@susie73364 жыл бұрын
Excellent observation.
@charlesbirdsong67824 жыл бұрын
@Francisco Antonio Likely not for a while. Cancel culture took him waaaaaay down. Even some of his fellow comedians believed it.
@s.h.7234 жыл бұрын
@@charlesbirdsong6782 I mean, he’s a creep. Dude actively seeks out underage fans to solicit. Shit is weirrrrd bro.
@peterconklin93084 жыл бұрын
@Francisco Antonio I think if we see Louis CK on JRE soon, D'Elia is right behind him.
@rosharma74434 жыл бұрын
@@peterconklin9308 louis Ck and delia are not the same thing
@saipedireddi13524 жыл бұрын
Andrew and Tim look like the number 10 talking to itself.
@davidtolin70304 жыл бұрын
Had a good chuckle at that
@mgoldfish20264 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@sshevlino4 жыл бұрын
Gary V wishes he was the Andrew Shultz of anything
@cedricnora44814 жыл бұрын
@Troy PS no doubts whatsoever, that's a brain tuned for visualizing everything from numbers to jokes to melting wallpaper 😂🥦
@paulpadilla47414 жыл бұрын
Funny
@applejax10174 жыл бұрын
I've been a big Schultz fan for a while, but his whole "I'm better than you" attitude on the podcast was on a whole nother level. If he's not careful, he is going to lose his fans faster than he got them..
@Subgenrelol4 жыл бұрын
Nah man. Fans like us are getting pushed out, but we’ll be replaced by his new Instagram influencer audience. I feel like he is tapping up into the Chris D’elia stand up/Instagram/vine fans.
@newempire1583 жыл бұрын
I don’t find him funny
@russellm18833 жыл бұрын
A grown man that speaks like a college kid. He stinks
@miniberricsclips25943 жыл бұрын
Fuck I didn't want to admit this shit but it's definitely real
@FrancoisDressler3 жыл бұрын
Choosing to move to Miami was the first sign.
@Bimpy_Wett4 жыл бұрын
The first black guest on the show! Congratulations!
@unalome85384 жыл бұрын
Candace Owen's would probably argue that lil xan was the first black guest.
@Bimpy_Wett4 жыл бұрын
@@unalome8538 and she’d be correct. I forgot about Xan.
@glazedgazes4 жыл бұрын
Jajaja
@didhedieddud3344 жыл бұрын
una lome black lol black lol
@superintelligentapefromthe1214 жыл бұрын
Andrew Shulz is a reverse Sammy Davis Jr.
@jesses45924 жыл бұрын
Ben is way more than a laugh track. Episodes with him are much more entertaining!
@hughjass27453 жыл бұрын
Surprised both were still conscious by the end, Schultz literally sucked the oxygen out of the room.
@DarkManSonian4 жыл бұрын
I had never heard of Tim until seeing him on David Spades show. Since then I started watching his stand up and skits on KZbin. I never though how important he would become in a years time. Iv been able to count on Tim to keep me sane for the entire pandemic.
@Stbuster314 жыл бұрын
what pandemic? you mean lockdown
@DarkManSonian4 жыл бұрын
@Just a baguette Well since my sanity runs fairly low all the time, I was setting a pretty low bar. Sorry for the misunderstanding
@pdizzle50464 жыл бұрын
You and Ben are the best one two punch in comedy right now and have such a sincere genuine chemistry. Ben if you read this not one person thinks Tim hates you, your guys relationship is the funniest thing on the internet and I hope you two stick together for years. Enjoy your car tim.
@kathrynsandager65254 жыл бұрын
Spot on! Adore oUr Timmy & his “secretary”..
@kingheart95554 жыл бұрын
When he was talking about going door to door in Beverly Hills and then was like “Ben! Get the Craig’s!... o you have one too? Nvm Ben.” 😂 I was dying laughing
@robinjoy27894 жыл бұрын
@@kingheart9555 😂😂🤣
@noxzillaswoonswerthy64294 жыл бұрын
Easy now, ever heard of Bad Friends?
@Vstrum3 жыл бұрын
He’s just a laugh track..
@youngnipples9843 жыл бұрын
Andrew Schulz and his scripted podcast can't compete with tim's.
@Oneself.N3 жыл бұрын
The special is scripted not the podcast
@briancorrer77754 жыл бұрын
Tim’s conversation with himself is more entertaining than every conversation with others you had in 2020.
@spudanky4 жыл бұрын
Ben: am I a joke to you?
@musa27324 жыл бұрын
Dude he is just so talented
@doshpits4 жыл бұрын
@@spudanky Ben: Am I a laugh track to you?
@edforres19844 жыл бұрын
First time watching Tim Dillion cuz of Andrew and I was so lost
@moderndayjames4 жыл бұрын
It must be a Long Island thing, my family acts exactly the same way
@stubstunner4 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I was thinking the exact same thing lol.
@fibonaccifanzeroviews78394 жыл бұрын
Irish? Cuz Tim is spot on in EVERY reference. Or liquid brain in everyone who over is 35, weed fried brain under lol the new normal
@jamesc88434 жыл бұрын
Yup
@bmoc08674 жыл бұрын
My parents moved out of Long Island when I was only 14, but the damage was already done.
@nicholassemelak62244 жыл бұрын
Its why it took me so long to like Chris DeStefano. Island is full of clones of him.
@kyleweiss48034 жыл бұрын
Here's a rundown of the episode. Andrew Schulz: "equity" Tim dillon: "right"
@DeusSlayer4 жыл бұрын
"Riiiight, right, right"
@TheApple4114 жыл бұрын
Mannn Tim Dillon is a life saver. I’m cackling all the way thru this
@jasonablah77024 жыл бұрын
Its Schulz blowing himself the entire time. Jfc all he talks about is how great and funny he is..where is tf comedy
@unpopularopinionz4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonablah7702 lol its on Netflix
@jasonablah77024 жыл бұрын
@@unpopularopinionz podcasts are supposed to be funny yes? Tim can riff by himself all day and its hilarious.
@ljcomments8864 жыл бұрын
Jason Ablah I agree...
@unpopularopinionz4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonablah7702 so no, not all podcasts are supposed to be funny. Entertaining... yes.. but i know what your saying. So yes Comedians having podcasts are supposed to ne funny.. and hands down Tim might have the funniest podcast on youtube and #2 might be HH. Im a Patreon member for Tim, Andrew and Chris n Yannis. And Andrew ego Sometimes gets in his way. He sometimes isnt as funny as he thinks. But other times hes on point. Tim is funny at all times & thats why his pod is just him cause he doesnt need anybody to feed from. But yes youre right, But theyve been friends for a while and Andrew prolly called and asked to come on to promo his special. You can tell amdrew using tim for his platform and Tim is using Andrew for his fanbase. Theyre both trying to out funny eachother but Tim is just too good. Its stupid lol
@SolomonRasputin4 жыл бұрын
Tim’s breakdown of a divorce child’s Christmas just described my whole childhood 😩🤣
@BlazRa3 жыл бұрын
Quit being such a materialistic manic maniac and get to know people
@Jm-is9ig3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon has me laughing my ass off.I always thought he was funny on other people's podcasts. I don't know why it took me so long to actually come to his podcast but I've started listening and haven't stopped since.
@TrollHiddenCave3 жыл бұрын
I wish he would get guest more regular because it's fucking awkward when it's just him talking to the guy that doesn't say anything that guy is a producer he should be off camera
@burny8903 жыл бұрын
@@TrollHiddenCave yeah please don't come back then all the real fans of Tim Dillon prefer zero guests lmfao
@OutlandishOW3 жыл бұрын
@@burny890 facts
@christinaperez19834 жыл бұрын
The opening with the family rant just took me home for the holidays. Now this is Christmas ⛄️ Thank you Tim. Love the show.
@TheDAT5734 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon doesn't need a guest.
@disconnected224 жыл бұрын
I agree
@nooneyouknow6994 жыл бұрын
Especially not this one. Kump and Whitney webb only
@MNizamee4 жыл бұрын
@@nooneyouknow699 why do you hate black people of color?
@TheDAT5734 жыл бұрын
@@nooneyouknow699 Ray Kump and Tim Dillon are good together. I like Whitney Webb, but she is so depressing. Hher stuff is on target, but sometimes I just don't want so much truth, I just want a comedian.
@cdubsoptional78494 жыл бұрын
Tom Horn tied his own noose. In other words, it's a real knife fight.
@SailorWook4 жыл бұрын
awwww man that sincere part was really cute i didn’t even know Ben had emotions or Tim could be sweet
@oriolesBraw4 жыл бұрын
I would pay money i don't have to hear a conversation between tim dillon and joey diaz doing cocaine at 3 in the morning.
@ChoppedGlockShogun4 жыл бұрын
"Listen to me, Tim Dillon.."
@paulfroelich10244 жыл бұрын
@@ChoppedGlockShogun "I don't know, Tim Dillon..."
@space-ux1hh4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@wobbe66244 жыл бұрын
I think it would be two monologue's at the same time, probably about entirely different subjects, and the only questions would be rhetorical ;)
@SOS7212964 жыл бұрын
Poor Tim kept trying to steer the convo away from stand-up, but Andrew had to keep bringing it back to how "elite" he is.
@BlazRa3 жыл бұрын
Andrew has been overdosing on his own pixie dust that comes out of him every time he flies around
@jeyjay0234 жыл бұрын
Take a shot everytime Tim Dillon says "right" 😂😂😂
@jankypop-a-matic584 жыл бұрын
I would pass out after 4 minutes! 🍸🍺🥂🍻🍷🍹🍾🍺🍻🥂
@Thedarkkatana4 жыл бұрын
Or “Yeah...”
@keenanlucas75334 жыл бұрын
Or “you know”.::fucking love this dude so much
@unamilovanovic15044 жыл бұрын
Tim's solo rants episodes >>> everything else
@zaltonian4 жыл бұрын
Huh, guess all the Ralph Lauren was in the wash.
@susan9084 жыл бұрын
yeah we're down to Old Navy--Ben needs to do the wash ASAP
@dominicdunn25794 жыл бұрын
@@susan908 doing those secretarial roles
@Artist_Rafael4 жыл бұрын
Naw that’s the cheap Polo with the horse on the bottom left of the crew neck 3-$30 sleepwear undershirt Marshall’s clearance style Exact same polo with the horse on the left breast if literally $35 ea Or 3/30 horse bottom left where no one can see it or I’m going way to deep into this since I’m a PoloHead and a cheap one at that Shout out to 50% off plus 30% off at The Polo Outlets Yes or yes
@sonyabarton27524 жыл бұрын
Love the new set! And I LOVE that you mentioned Jimmy Dore. He's a little hard to get used to but once you do, you suddenly get addicted to his videos, so watch out!
@diggitywaxenhausen90114 жыл бұрын
FInally Ben's dad comes home and tells him that Tim is actually his mother.
@jankypop-a-matic584 жыл бұрын
That would be a bomb a$$ exTRANSaganda! 😁👍
@patricknorris93344 жыл бұрын
Jeesus Tim is the most aggressive listener ever. Shultz- I made Time- yeah Shultz- a Tim- right right Shultz- 4 Tim- right yeah Shultz- part Tim- right Shultz- comed... Tim- right, comedy special but let me ask you this
@nooneyouknow6994 жыл бұрын
Thats his uninterested script
@davidr65634 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a Joe Rogan impression.
@patricknorris93344 жыл бұрын
@@davidr6563 true lol
@thriftyhs284 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest fuckinh thing I’ve read so far in this comment section lmao
@chubbyakajc4 жыл бұрын
I feel that's a coked out salesman thing, I do the same.
@maxwellseard47684 жыл бұрын
Rogan introduced me to you but Tim Dillion sir you yourself made me a fan 😂😂😂😂
@kevy2times3134 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan’s comment community transferred over here to this section immediately after Spotify
@oleyullah4 жыл бұрын
Yes or Yes
@j.77014 жыл бұрын
I still love Joe.
@Cjbc964 жыл бұрын
@@ryansreaction fake fan
@TheHouse814 жыл бұрын
"In and out of there in 10 minutes? Both, thoroughly insulted."
@OlDavefromthatsho4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 made me laugh audibly for 5 mins. And I chuckle whenever I think about it
@willstarr77424 жыл бұрын
i love you tim. i hope you keep losing weight. i lost my dad to being overwieght and the world is a little darker since he left and it would only get that much more darker if you left as well.
this is my 1st time watching this show i fell asleep and woke up to him doing that and literally thought maybe the audio of the other person was in my other headphone which I couldn't find (earbuds) I was looking on the bed for it like wtf is the other person saying lol 😂
@JM.Vercrtti4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂😂
@besma26274 жыл бұрын
What do you mean It was incredibly entertaining!!!
@mika2744 жыл бұрын
He has always said that you have to be some level of psyco to be a real success in the comedy business
@games687754 жыл бұрын
@@mika274 yup lmao
@notbatman92434 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon on "The Tim Dillon Show" - "Thanks for having me Brother"
@housematespodcast67384 жыл бұрын
idk man, i preferred the first hour of this show.
@glazedgazes4 жыл бұрын
Tim, Ben is too cute for you to pick on him like that.
@humboldtsentinel4 жыл бұрын
Don't see the problem here -- Tim picks up on cute guys on the regular
@insultbot93234 жыл бұрын
Ben, while I agree your sock account is way too apparent
@yossarian16334 жыл бұрын
Part of the dynamic of certain friendships is like that ime. Taking the piss to me is part of some friendships everyone's such a oversensitive pussy in all the wrong ways these days imo. Not hating on you specifically at all mind you just speaking in generalities.
@xSirDudex4 жыл бұрын
That's why it's so funny
@theremingtonjames4 жыл бұрын
Christmas 2 begins now ✌️
@caseylainhart94454 жыл бұрын
Epiphany
@jordanshaw90874 жыл бұрын
Christmas squared
@Matanumi4 жыл бұрын
Pre boxing day
@timw44324 жыл бұрын
Legend! Love your channel dude
@matthewsmith40324 жыл бұрын
You heard Tim if you’re PR team is trying to get on his podcast you’re not doing a good job
@neveleleven267317 күн бұрын
41:30, you can see the Christmas joy oooooooooooozing from Tim
@Supermoney974 жыл бұрын
When people say tim doesnt have diversity in his guests, just show them this episode.
@skipper20964 жыл бұрын
Andrew out here representing the black culture
@beetlejuicekoking12864 жыл бұрын
@@skipper2096 the black Jews *
@StupiderWithAB4 жыл бұрын
I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. 😐
@LiveForFreedom7774 жыл бұрын
Tim has too many guests if you ask me..
@LiveForFreedom7774 жыл бұрын
I take it back.. I enjoyed all of em.. just like the non interview... non commercial... Ben interacting part the best
@BrownGringo04 жыл бұрын
They should have went thru with copying Rogans studio, that would have broke the internet.
@TheDavedevil6194 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mattechrome4 жыл бұрын
@@mrknucklepuck8485 why?
@NearlyH3adlessNick4 жыл бұрын
Shouldve just copied the last one to a T and that would've been epic!
@scottt51813 жыл бұрын
49:39 You see that jump cut? That was Tim making fun of him for a solid 45 minutes.
@fr0zdify4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, Schulz is making the rounds in the podcast game lol. Even doing podcasts where there's usually no guests.
@evlsht114 жыл бұрын
promotional bullshit
@kungfukame8964 жыл бұрын
And be talkin about the same shit on every single one 😂
@cambodianriverpig76134 жыл бұрын
Similar to Bill Burr. He only goes out to sell something.
@zippmeister4 жыл бұрын
And they’ve all been amazing! Jesus what haters...
@TJ-4204 жыл бұрын
You get he's promoting shit...right?
@analozada94754 жыл бұрын
“What’s the next thing you want me to do, get a picture of your dog with a syringe? Do you want An OxyContin with a picture of your cat?! 😩😆🤣💀
@KaizerKaiju3 жыл бұрын
Tim looks like the guy on the operation boardgame 🤣
@spacesky21894 жыл бұрын
Schultz repeating the same talking points on every podcast.
@davidmcfarland57904 жыл бұрын
I think this is why Tim is so great. So many people who go on podcast runs say a version of the same thing on every podcast. Tim is an insane version people who can hilariously riff on any topic and it’s truly “elite”
@cl209994 жыл бұрын
It's called a "press run," this isn't a unique concept. It's just more noticeable when these podcasts have a huge amount of the same fans.
@spacesky21894 жыл бұрын
@@cl20999 Thanks for the "explanation" and your "emphatic use of quotes" lol
@jp914844 жыл бұрын
Thanks for adding absolutely nothing to the conversation
@koryd12344 жыл бұрын
Tim "Im not now and would never advocate any type of violence" Me: *Scrolls down 3 videos on suggested feed* Suggested feed: The Tim Dillon Show Episode 159 - Bomb disney world
@marcusking96894 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon as always is the man, but i dont know why, but if Ben ever left this show I'd be supremely disappointed.
@wolfgangcho92364 жыл бұрын
Am I alone that I get the same vibe that Andrew Shultz is the Gary v of comedy if I am wrong please correct me
@burny8904 жыл бұрын
Lmao you're right on the money
@AM2K24 жыл бұрын
He did unironically call himself a prophet in one podcast lol
@sshevlino4 жыл бұрын
Gary V wishes he was the Andrew Shultz of anything
@burny8904 жыл бұрын
@@sshevlino do you see how no comments defending shithead schulz gets any likes in this comment section. People who have been listening to Tim for years can't fucking stand self absorbed comics like schulz because Tim is the antithesis of him and is so much funnier on every level.
@kingsizehomer4 жыл бұрын
@@burny890 you just got to laugh when an absolute nobody comic like Schultz who is about as funny as fire in an orphanage, tells other comics that they haven’t “got it” yet.
@retro98484 жыл бұрын
I love watching Ben nod the entire time. Why is he so likeable lmao
@manfromroomx4 жыл бұрын
I cried when The Giggler got to keep his job. Merry Christmass everyone!
@TheDavedevil6194 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@chedsalvia62704 жыл бұрын
you mean Chief Vaping Silence?
@vineflower4 жыл бұрын
Why did you cry? Do you mean you laughed?
@manfromroomx4 жыл бұрын
@@vineflower The scene was so sweet I cried tears of joy
@kim-jong-poon4 жыл бұрын
Ben, if you are being held against your will wear something yellow in next weeks podcast.
@matthewluna7274 жыл бұрын
😂
@TheDavedevil6194 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏
@troymoore10813 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it so interesting that all of these people who are recovering coke heads always have the most energy😂 Tim, Joey Diaz, Theo, etc...
@garehnkalloghlian60524 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early a CIA Agent was making a noose out of bedsheets in Epsteins jail cell
@hundredlux96654 жыл бұрын
buh dum tss
@kingheart95554 жыл бұрын
That was noose was so ridiculous too. How the hell did he get all those extra uniforms for material when he was supposed to be in suicide watch wearing a paper medical gown with NOTHING in the room. No mattress, limited toilet paper and no books. Nothing at all but concrete and a metal toilet.
@randomperson79284 жыл бұрын
Idk about everyone else but speaking for myself this podcast brought warmth and acceptance in my heart. I'm not even joking in the least. This made me feel better.
@Bootheelian2 жыл бұрын
Bro what😭😂
@LukeBrown66693 жыл бұрын
Lol ben explaining how much he loved the show and Tim was heartwarming, I’m glad Tim didn’t begin ripping him apart because I know every part of his comedic soul wanted to
@davidmcfarland57904 жыл бұрын
I want Bens wife as a guest lol
@baroquecat22954 жыл бұрын
I want Ben to get a divorce
@Kaodusanya3 жыл бұрын
@@baroquecat2295 and get with Tim
@MNizamee4 жыл бұрын
It is not difficult to observe the fact that Shulz is just performing the act of "having a conversation"
@johnn_.e4 жыл бұрын
Nailed it 👌🏽
@SaggyMarley3 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude. Looks like he’s on molly
@sennewam4 жыл бұрын
every time Tim says "Candace Owens" an angel gets its wings
@pernauldthevisch59074 жыл бұрын
Gotta be honest... as soon as the Schulz interview part started, I lost interest completely.
@jsp72184 жыл бұрын
100%. Schulz is cashing in big before his assault me too goes mainstream
@Yacobe4 жыл бұрын
@@jsp7218 Are there actual allegations or are you just assuming? If there are some actual allegations, I'd be interested in links because I couldn't find any through my google fu.
@dingo82264 жыл бұрын
@@Yacobe no no no
@CM-ou1lx4 жыл бұрын
There were some pretty decent bits around 2:05:00
@jmgreeny4 жыл бұрын
The funniest part was when Schulz said that he didn’t have an ego and then preceded to put his massive ego on display for nearly an hour lmao
@gobabawonan21994 жыл бұрын
Had to watch a James Corden ad before this but it was worth it
@JohnSmith-nf8bi4 жыл бұрын
Wait, I thought this was him doing an American accent
@kingyeti63364 жыл бұрын
I got a Budweiser commercial! I win! Loser
@timeherenowbe31264 жыл бұрын
Was it really? What did you do that made it so you had to watch James Corben?
@macknickelson48664 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't that neon sign have nukes going off and children crying?
@clarence43433 жыл бұрын
Haha thats hilarious!
@AlexanderKKolarov4 жыл бұрын
Tim and Andrew saving comedy right in front our eyes
@CaptainSalazar694 жыл бұрын
New sign and new table... is Tim Dillon the best comedian of 2020? Yes or yes?
@davidtolin70304 жыл бұрын
It sure isn't Brendan Schaub
@CaptainSalazar694 жыл бұрын
@@davidtolin7030 yes or yes????
@writersbrew83734 жыл бұрын
Andrew still fundamental misses the point of Chappelle's stance on his contract.
@vincy7454 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing.
@armani42674 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Tim Dillion one of the best Comedians out there love to see the growth of the show and your career