24-hr PRIMITIVE TOOLS ONLY Survival! | NO Food, NO Water, NO Shelter

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We use only materials we find in the woods alongside primitive tools build by Jay Valente from Vision Quest and Ray from Riverbend Longbows.
Jay (stone knife, axe, arrows, arrow points) - Vision Quest: / @wildernessquestoutdoors
Ray (bows, quivers, bearing block) - Riverbend Lonbows: / riverbend_longbows
The objective is to get food, water and shelter in this No food, No Water, No Shelter survival challenge. I am joined by my wife, Courtney, whom I put to the ultimate survival challenge. We use a stone knife, stone axe, shards from flint knaping, and my bare hands to hand catch a trout out of the stream.
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[@TheWoodedBeardsman]

*Thanks to Magic Spoon for bringing delicious cereal back in my life!!! Click here: **magicspoon.com/WOODEDBEARD** to get $5 off Magic Spoon’s deliciously healthy cereal, happiness guaranteed!* P.S. The trout was only a semi-paid actor...and rent was due!!

[@unclegardener]

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[@preparationoftheelect2023]

You two are adorable together! I appreciate your relationship with each other, takes years to find something like that! Love ya both fam, be blessed brother!

[@donniev8181]

Actually women used to make a lot of their husbands tools while they were away hunting. A lot of arrowheads were made by the women.

[@rick-td7wp]

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[@manoutdoors7085]

My wife can eat this cereal and we thank you for the discount code.

[@InsideTraderNancy]

I love that Courtney supports you 100% even tho she really doesn't wanna be there. Spending 1v1 time with you is important to her. Stay real bro! We appreciate that about you!

[@disco4535]

1 vs 1 lol?

[@eliot1970]

@@alvinp3197 what kind of freak incel are you?

[@eliot1970]

@@alvinp3197 and you can judge her how? And... that wasn't my question you answered.

[@ourlifeisasong]

@@alvinp3197 It's almost as if they're married

[@ssadfadsfad]

watch 58:50 and onwards. So cringe. She rejects him like 10 times.

[@J0PHIEL]

“I’ll tickle your trout” I don’t think any woman would blush from that 🤣 and if she did then you both were made for each other.

[@lamontallen9435]

Mine did when I said it to her... After she hit me and said her stuff "ain't no damn trout!" 😍🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@heinrichnitschke5485]

Great content as always Beardsman. You and Courtney make a great team. Best wishes and God bless.

[@ckrose4163]

You can also use that grass as an Emergency whistle. You put inbetween your thumbs and blow a blade of grass. It can be very loud! It was a trick my Father taught me growing up.

[@TheWoodedBeardsman]

Yup, I've done that!

[@ckrose4163]

It's also just fun to do.

[@0726cobrasrule]

Lol Courtney puts up with alot of stuff but still maintains the upmost respect for your craft!

[@TheFlyingMage]

The most amazing thing is that he managed to talk his wife into this. One thing is romantic picnic or maybe a fishing trip, and whole other thing is "survival challenge" in mosquito infested swamps.

[@alicecain4851]

Courtney is amazing! Even with questioning, she still smiles. Dad humor was alive and well..

[@tatehammontree2636]

Court's involvement in these always brings a special touch to the whole thing. Plus, Chris trying to slide in the DMs at least two or three times throughout these is sure an experience

[@brendabinau1187]

I love Courtney!!

[@3DomSculpts]

The viking of the woods and his shield maiden. Bliss.

[@savannamiller7568]

Absolutely live when Courtney gets involved with the challenges! The dynamic between both of y'all is very awesome and always give a good giggle in the middle of survival. which i think laughter helps with keeping good vibes and good spirits. 🤘🤘👌👌 Chris and Courtney sitting under a tree k i s s i n g lol

[@seanolszewski325]

I wish my wife would do this. And hahahaha "big spoon little spoon. You catching my drift" hahaha

[@sheilam4964]

👍👍👍👍👍 Keep up the cuteness, fun and laughter. I enjoy the compromise between you two; Chris' hard core survival and Courtney's "make it look like survival (Tent substitute) with survival lessons included". Great teamwork. That's what it's all about.

[@lindsayalisonstevens3592]

Even though this is an old video, I’m super glad to see you making new content again, Chris. You look great - the picture of health 😎👏🏽 Happy to see Courtney in your vids too, you two are so cute together 🥰❤️

[@louvinast.prix-smikle8558]

Courtney is a trooper. She's down for anything you throw at her. She's amazing.

[@TheCompleteTruthBlog]

“You guys are on my side right?” “Yeah but for all the wrong reasons” Loooool he knows! Great video as usual bud.

[@TheCompleteTruthBlog]

@Dub Ya Jesus doesn’t mind you complimenting beautiful woman my brother

[@stevenhall8964]

2 days after they left, a couple dudes out hiking around exploring, found the shelter and took many pictures of it and were absolutely positive that they had found a Sasquatch shelter. They told their story to one of the You Tube Bigfoot channels, and embellished the experience by saying that they had been feeling like something was watching them for quite a while before they found the shelter, several times hearing what sounded like something large moving around in the deeper part of the forest a couple hundred feet away, they stated that they never actually saw what it was but could tell it was bi-pedal and that it was roughly paralleling their movements. Once they found the shelter they heard what sounded like large branches being broke off over on one side of them and possibly a wood knock coming from a few hundred yards behind the shelter. Feeling freaked out but excited at finding the shelter they were not going to leave without taking pictures with their phones, they looked for tracks and didnt find any but they could identify areas in which something large had been walking around in the area including a spot by the Creek where the creature had apparently sprawled out to get a drink and possibly dug around the bank and Creek bottom for fish or clams or crayfish, while doing all this only took approximately 20 minutes they became more and more frightened because the branch breaking had become more frequent and sounded like it was getting closer. Then at one point coming from behind the shelter maybe 50 yards they heard a scream/growl that was unlike either of them had ever heard before and it scared them so badly that they immediately sprinted back to their truck about a half mile away without stop, one of them admitting to peeing his pants. So give another round of thank yous to the beards man, for thanks to his shelter and the imaginations of the 2 dudes who found it, another You Tuber had an interesting "eye witness encounter" video on his channel that was over 30 minutes long. Thank you beardsman, for you provided much entertainment tonight for many people on 2 different channels, and now these 2 dudes are going to write a book about their harrowing experience!! I think you should contact them about possible royalties??

[@TheWoodedBeardsman]

hahahaha, sounds like a New York Best Seller!

[@stevenhall8964]

YEA IT WAS PRETTY GOOD HUH!! ESPECIALLY SINCE IT CAME RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD RIGHT AT THE END OF YOUR VIDEO, OUT OF THE BLUE! AND I JUST GOT MORE INSPIRED AS I STARTED WRITING!!!

[@0724mb]

That hand caught trout was quite impressive, I wasn’t expecting that technique to be fruitful immediately!

[@MrKveite1]

well known very very old technique

[@geemer3x3]

And it was completely worn out, almost like it was caught ahead of time. Lucky break lol. Notice the camera stops a few times...

[@glennh8185]

he didn't catch that trout he faked it for the video. There is no way in hell he caught that trout with his hands. Its exhausted, that trout was 100% brought there by him and this video is bullshit.

[@BigMex777]

Very impressed and so very proud of your wife!!! She is such a good sport.

[@matbryan9047]

Mrs Woodsman, you are a champion. Just the fact you are out there is awesome. Well done.

[@HandsOnSurvival]

Welcome Mrs Beard. Alway awesome to watch the 2 of you in the bush/woods. Stay blessed and keep filming.

[@jilllesman2301]

I love it when you two are together, it is so much fun.

[@sorinoutdoors5418]

Your best video so far :) hats off to Courtney for doing this with you.

[@tiannahacker8150]

you guys are the best! Goals as husband and wife! I love Courtney. Coolest trout catch I have seen

[@-amosc.presley-7192]

That’s all Mikey Chan eats when he’s on the Go... 🤟🏼🤪Magic Spoon cereals

[@michaellatham9737]

Im a mikey and have heard that my whole life! Still funny to this day

[@-amosc.presley-7192]

@@michaellatham9737, well I’d spelt his last name the wrong way... His full name is “Mikey Chen”

[@epicrepdikmin]

Courtney, this is your encouragement in the comments to make fishing line LOL. Love the shelter glad to see both of you out having fun!

[@jamesellsworth9673]

"Bob the Builder" has Wendy. ['Bob Bewildered: CAN we fix it...I DON'T SEE. I can't think how this should be. ... LET'S ASK WENDY! She might know how this BLESSED JOB should go.'] You have your wife. Give her a break!

[@RestorationIHealYou]

Magic spoon looks nice I'll have to check them out, me brother and mom have been doing keto for afew months now. P.S. Courtney does a great job and we love having her around ;)

[@TheWoodedBeardsman]

Perfect for a snack tbh. I like it how they don't spike my sugar, so gets me through to dinner if I'm a little light on energy.

[@Gravity16774]

The stinging nettles look very different to the ones here in Scotland, which are good in batter! Still good eating over there? Also thanks for the content and all the knowledge. The fish feeders are really cool!

[@TheWoodedBeardsman]

Yup, edible in the early stages!

[@kachiri]

That primitive axe is not like what I used to use to break branches off the trees... I just had a solid stick with a bit of length and thickness and that worked very well for me.

[@kencrouch668]

Courtney is the Best ! I just love her sense of humor!

[@BadgerBishop]

You picked a winner, your wife smiled so much despite the difficulty of the situation and was a good sport about it all.

[@dylansavoie7614]

That’s crazy!! Did you actually hand catch that fish? Can’t help but think it might be staged with all the cuts and underwater shot of the fish? (Update) continued watching and seen you’re nod to the fish being an actor lolol

[@TheWoodedBeardsman]

:)

[@erictorgersen8191]

I'm not arguing with you but I think trout get more lethargic in warmer water. I don't doubt he put it there but it could be the reason for the lack of flopping

[@Joseph-M44]

Interesting editing, almost looked he caught it hahaha

[@erictorgersen8191]

@@alvinp3197 only the fish was still alive

[@davidhageage1942]

I studied A bunch of anthropology in college, which I just finished my associates in music at 53, but my favorite science was bio anthropology. Those tools look just like the original. Kudos to Jay, add kudos for you for trusting in them

[@Wildernessquestoutdoors]

Do my best to make them accurate

[@davidhageage1942]

@@Wildernessquestoutdoors who are you representing. I have seen you before

[@Wildernessquestoutdoors]

@@davidhageage1942 I’m jay Valente, guy who made the tools in woodbeards video. Not sure what ya mean

[@davidhageage1942]

Oh, you rock my friend... I studied a bunch of anthropology and archeology as I was getting my associates degree in music theory for classical. And now that I'm done with this degree I want to go and start studying anthropology I think. And it's awesome absolutely awesome there should have been a comma there sorry, but you rock. Thank you Jay

[@ssadfadsfad]

58:50 and onwards is so cringe. She rejects your advances like 10 times and you keep going. Poor woman, no telling why she is with you. Moreover, as a fly fisherman, very rarely do I get trout that exhausted after reeling them in. Definitely not a "hand caught" trout.

[@Bioruss]

Courtney is an amazing lady. They are hard to come by now days. She is prepared to do this survival challenge, that makes her a keeper. Really nice video man thanks for sharing.

[@RiverbendlongbowsOutdoors]

Well its always a guaranteed good time when Courtney joins you. Rock solid entertainment 👌 Glad to see the bowdrill socket getting used . I totally forgot about that Kuksa cup 🤷‍♂️ Awesome 👍 Full stop

[@parrottfeatherseyes7033]

Boil some nettles and drink the tea. I heard it cures mudbutt. 😂

[@WareWolf801]

Courtney is so cute. You two are a great pair. Good to see you both smiling, and having fun together.

[@vincentcomerford5376]

Are you catching my drift ?? Jesus christ dude take the hint and change the subject.

[@7amesdepaepe574]

7 day challenge! Same Rules!

[@AlChafeMYBACKSTEP]

Loved it, can't believe you caught the trout the way you did that was amazing, it's great seeing you guys out together on these survival videos, as always be safe and have fun,

[@athuigangmei2129]

All the men who scare his wife to go out like Beards-man are watching and enjoying and giving a comment sitting like a nerds 🤣🤣

[@benparkhurst649]

This is what a couple of parents have to resort to in order to keep the flame alive.

[@Talonthir]

Fullstop each time everytime. Nice work Chris & Courtney!

[@susanobrien670]

So much fun to watch both of you together….you both work well on all the challenges you come across…you definitely will not die…there is definitely love and respect between the two of you…

[@brucedixon5185]

I love it when the Wooded Beardsman is trying to convince Courtney what a great time she is having or could have if she would just get with the program. Then she is doing her best to be a good sport about the whole thing. Fun to watch.

[@johnemond2190]

When she said remember that time you brought some food home and you cooked three different ways, and it tasted bad all three ways. Lol killing it!

[@TheWoodedBeardsman]

haahah The early days of believing wild edible books. Water lilies are NOT EDIBLE!!!! :)

[@laceynorthrup3424]

its ok cortney i love watching you in wooden beardmans videos.... love you guys keep it up

[@joshweaver4729]

The most underrated channel on KZbin. Keep being awesome Chris!

[@brngrofdeth]

Here in Oshawa growing up, we used to grab Suckers in the creeks by hand during the spring run. A little more easier than a trout for sure. Loved this. Lots of love my neighbor.

[@annettemillette4091]

If you can get a no tools challenge done,, no other can, you is the man for it once mankind has his wife by his side he can accomplish anything with Allah grace.

[@astbeet3448]

Stinging nettle is, at least the version we got here in Germany, edible. You just have to wash it well enough to get the nettles off. It's actually quite healthy.

[@bunba_77_15]

If you use only the small young leaves it tastes like spinach. My daughter loves nettle pancakes.

[@jerrysims7900]

Looks like guys had a real good time, even when the cam was off LOL

[@Wildernessquestoutdoors]

Nice use of the stone. Top notch video bro, great job. Gonna share this one around on Facebook archaeology groups

[@TheWoodedBeardsman]

Experimental archeology!

[@markzirpoli]

You're going to have to bring Courtney along more often

[@BobbityBob19]

wow, a tool even Courtney can use. Thats tool right there.

[@darrenrieger4343]

Spending so much time out there, you have become the ultimate weapon out in the forrest. It's amazing to watch. A true master! So much knowledge. This is why we love what you do!

[@TipsyFlipper]

the camera flinch during the trout tickle was priceless

[@lamontallen9435]

I find cereal for grown-ups all the time! They're called Fruity Pebbles Peanut butter Cap'n Crunch Kelloggs Fruit Loops and Trixs 😂

[@daveagar5594]

Look at that Diamond! Wow.

[@trainerallen]

That was a totally amazing catch. And y'all should definitely pat yourselves on the back. Way to go!

[@cdhui]

Super cringey dragging your wife into a conversation about your sex life in front of thousands of viewers when she clearly doesn't want that. No self awareness and totally selfish.

[@lalystar4230]

The wooded beardsman + The nonbearded woodswoman!

[@manoutdoors7085]

Bungle in the Jungle. Brown chicken brown cowwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

[@ightsirightsir1001]

😂😂😂

[@eidolusgad3818]

Dr. Hannah Straight couldn't sell me on that cereal, nor could a fellow Canadian with a better beard.

[@markng1728]

When you were starting that fire, Courtney was so funny. Both of you make a great team.

[@stevenhall8964]

Flint, Chert and OBSIDIAN!!!!

[@TheWoodedBeardsman]

That's the one!

[@pittiesmom10]

Hooray for Courtney! Glad to see her out there supporting you in your adventures. Edited to add that the rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated 😂 I’ve still been here in the background just not saying much plus you may have seen on FB that I survived getting the Rona despite my terminal lung disease. I’m now binge watching the videos I’ve missed.

[@randymccollum7876]

Absolutely great video Chris

[@davidhageage1942]

Hey Courtney I thought it was awesome how you analyzed the tree on the back side of your shelter. Would a tree falls in the woods and other plants use it for nutrients to grow they call that a nurse log. It's a part of the continuous growth of an ecosystem

[@sarahtrial9048]

Come on Courtney, don’t be so negative honey this is a learning experience so enjoy yourself 🌹

[@sarahtrial9048]

So glad your bringing your wife

[@dogleg6669]

Great fishing trick bro. Full stop!

[@alexkasacous]

She's right. Ok, maybe not always, just 99% of the time.

[@spideymcgee4718]

I do want to add I love the "couples banter". You two are great partners.

[@BigMex777]

I was almost expecting you to pull a couple of vacuum sealed trout out of the creek. 😂

[@TheWoodedBeardsman]

:)

[@nedflankerz]

Dude why you have to make your wife so uncomfortable? Catching the drift? That was hard to watch.

[@williamtiehes4102]

I think it's awesome she does the challenges with you every once in awhile it's neat to see her get out there knowing she is a city girl and the ending was perfect

[@benkeys3320]

The no tools survival challenges are my favorite! I’m excited to see you took this on!!

[@Vibrantaiprints]

Courtney is such a good sport...Cheers guys great video as always!

[@brendabinau1187]

How awesome is that!!! You got her a trout!!! Y’all are adorable!! He is such a cutie! I wish I had a man that could save me during hard times!! Lol

[@denniherrera8106]

Hi wooded bearded man I love when u do stuff like this with your beautiful wife keep it like this always family is always fun to be with

[@Tammywentwalkabout.]

I enjoy your video with your wife, your wife need a-bit spoil like tea or coffee and some good BBQ for her especially the things she does with you, so she can enjoy the night better thats my through but good video, more video of your wife and you.

[@susiecates2804]

Awesome adventures with you and wife

[@johanbotha1665]

This lady is super fun to have around i'm sure...double thumbs up till the next survival challenge...

[@earlshaner4441]

Outstanding partnership

[@susiecates2804]

I love watching you two you guys are so funny

[@heyhope326]

Catching that fish was the most impressive thing I have ever seen.

[@manoutdoors7085]

Watched it twice Today. Awesome catch bud!

[@InfiniteOutdoors]

I'm not sure if you had been confirmed yet on the berries at the beginning but they are Dwarf red Raspberries (pubescens)

[@TheWoodedBeardsman]

They tasted just like raspberries!

[@jblvze]

I love how you always use the dead trees, helps clean up while having fun. Awesome videos

[@moshadj]

This was a great video. We need more Courtney content.

[@trailtimeszr250]

Man you guys are hilarious together. Great challenge.

[@Kayla-jk7ip]

Anyone else see the tree branch fly up behind him 16:36

[@PCG12212L]

The title reads itself. Glad you're still doing good on the views. Would be nice to see some OG content!

[@donniev8181]

Courtney's mom joke pointing at you being the only "modern tool" in the challenge, lol. Also Chris, let her know that when it comes to survival she is always outside the box. So thinking outside of the survivalist box for her is a natural thing. Let her down gently lol. Also for what its worth, mosquito bites on a bare butt suck!

[@TheWoodedBeardsman]

Haha, you should see, she had like 25 bites through her jeans lol

[@donniev8181]

@@TheWoodedBeardsman yea me and my girl thought it would be wise to "have some fun" in the middle of a field one night while leaning over my car. Never again, I had bites from the bottom of my t-shirt to where my jeans were, which just so happened to be at my knees. We both got slammed, but it was great "fun".

[@donniev8181]

@@TheWoodedBeardsman "through her jeans" sure ~.o

[@olyman63]

Ordered The Magic spoon can't wait to try it

[@marzcowboyofuranus3937]

Comfortable. Dry. Squishy. The true way of life.

[@IvanGoldBit]

52:40 🤣