24 Times You've Felt Like Zoidberg

Why not Zoidberg?
In this episode of Next of Ken, we're counting down 24 Times You've Felt Like Zoidberg From "Futurama." Here's a few sorted quotes and clips from Zoidberg that accurately expresses how you feel about relationships, adulting, food, and so much more. Did your favorite Zoidberg moment make the list? If not, let us know in the comments below.
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[@Oskuro_]

"Zoidberg! Quit turning us on and go polish your nozzle". Wtf

[@kingsloth5073]

end my suffering438 what’s not to like?

[@shortjay]

I DIED ON THAT PART!!

[@ladymantis]

end my suffering438 the professor always kills me. 🤣🤣🤣

[@42188productions]

Zoidberg now a proud member of Disney....

[@TheSherriea1]

@mojo Lmbo*

[@DinaraTengri]

Military: "What is your purpose here?" Zoidberg: "Alright, officer, I'll move along." Military: "No, why did you come to Earth?" Zoidberg: "Not a day goes by I don't ask myself the same question!"

[@fangrhinestone7102]

Me to my friends. I don’t know why I’m on earth

[@sheronafairweather6807]

"You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!"

[@jacketofdiamonds]

"My life is empty." "Zoidberg..."

[@interesting7492]

That's kinda me bc when my friend got dumped i said moved on you have me you all have me

[@Somajsibere]

Why does it feel like a threat?

[@nullstudios2989]

@@Somajsibere it is!

[@justaghostinthesea]

He says it like it's a threat

[@SnappyPenguin566]

"I can't! I'm still eating!" pretty much sums up my personality.

[@bossstar4770]

Same.

[@amyartlover]

Same

[@ScoutConvoy]

My people!

[@scarred-healer1368]

"A buffet! Oh if only I had my wallet with me..." "Uh, it's free" *happy shrilling and shrieking* Goddammit that IS me XDD

[@Danidiva21]

Dylan Adams that is me too

[@meh3532]

Same. XD

[@dylankaiser5546]

Need a role model? why not Zoidberg?

[@danielluster732]

I love that phrase, but in a just world, everything's free. :)

[@michaelsmith3173]

SAAAME

[@82not_Chris]

"My name's not Slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN [CENSORED] ZOIDBERG!!!" -Zoidberg 2011

[@infinityinfinityinfi]

HaHaHarris More like 3011

[@kelapearse4132]

HaHaHarris JOHN F@#!ING ZODIBURG

[@globru26]

JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG

[@mosswoof6701]

HaHaHarris im pretty sure he said the f word

[@thesurvivor1159]

I just love that his real name is john but everybody calls him by his last name zoidberg cause why not zoidberg

[@jarfd.dorkis5766]

"Your music's bad and you should feel bad" THAT IS EXACTLY ME

[@GetOffMyLawnRecords]

(V) (;,,;) (V)

[@Strangely_Sexy]

Honestly same.

[@critica77y77]

I actually like...about 40% of current pop music.

[@aversetripod7515]

Thats this video....

[@NimSilly]

ლ,ᔑ•ﺪ͟͠•ᔐ.ლ

[@TheInFam0u5Drag0n]

“God, it’s Zoidberg. I hate to bother you, but-“ **money falls into the dumpster** “Okay, okay, I’ll shut up.”

[@fawfulbenivictor5556]

"zoidburg quit turning us on and polish a nozzle " golden

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

This implies the professor was turned on

[@LeGoodMusica23]

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 I'm SO into you. *starts sucking on head*

[@wheresmy100ksubsdude5]

"Dont worry you still have Zoidberg, you all still have Zoidberg" My favourite joke in the entire show

[@TimBurtonPrincess]

What episode is that?

[@copypaste_pro]

x2

[@evrbody]

"Dr. Zoidberg, since when do you even wear boots?" "I wasn't wearing it. I was eating it."

[@orlandocastro8181]

Zoidberg : "A video about me, Dr. Zoidberg. What an honor."

[@GetOffMyLawnRecords]

(V) (;,,;) (V)

[@klillym1461]

(V) (•,,,,•) (V) Hooray! People are paying attention to me!

[@AndrewB..]

I love Zoidburg so much. Tbh i love Futurama as a whole so much. i still miss it. I'd like to see some more movies like they did after it got canceled the first time.

[@MegaJdavis15]

Andrew Blossoms I know I miss it too. Almost everything else deals with family.

[@futuramafriday7996]

Hey Andrew as much as I hate to self plug like this if you want new stories check out my channel Futurama Friday i post a new video every Friday about a Futurama comic story by bongo comics. they go in chronological order and we are currently on issue 34 of 81

[@GarciaXVLegend_04]

I love Futurama too but I hated the Finale. I get it Fry and Leela are in Love but why use that in the last episode. I rather have the last episode as a Movie about Bender or just the Crew.

[@futuramafriday7996]

I found the ending to be brilliant because it gave us an ending to the Fry and Leela romance, while also leaving it completely open Since time itself has not moved since they left. in a way its like the episode never happend.

[@GarciaXVLegend_04]

Okay then I think I can understand that but I just hate the fact that it had to be Romance as it's plot.

[@aviboo5693]

"You call that an ink defense?" *squirts ink everywheres* "Goodbye friends."

[@mr.weaponsmann1790]

69 outta here

[@leociresi4292]

Zoidberg used ink! It’s super effective!🤣

[@SmashLiXs]

while making futurama the creators expected bender to be the breakout character which he was but what they didn't expect is zoidberg also being really popular

[@coffeebrown9371]

Zoidberg and Bender probably are the 2 most popular and iconic futurama character

[@jilliantavares8249]

Dr Zoidberg is my favorite Futurama character. I hate when the crew doesn't give him enough respect and love. Well, I love him.

[@alexconn7473]

Jillian Tavares that's really sweet of you

[@TampaSupastar22]

Bite my shiny metal ass

[@ADragonNamedSpyro]

Jillian Tavares mine too but I look at it as he knows the rest of the crew are a-holes so he will be that much extra just to get them going at times. He knows they really like him but nobody is willing to treat him as a friend so he intentionally will do or say stuff to annoy them.

[@SmashLiXs]

actually he had more respect early on. well i mean he wasn't mistreated as much

[@jwilson544]

Well in real life, I wouldn't have much respect for a doctor who doesn't understand human biology and lives in a dumbster. But hey, its a cartoon. So let's all love him

[@Jus10Ed]

"Having trouble holding your liquor" Ha! that was clever.

[@subjectdelta4758]

“I broke your television” XD

[@toaster5753]

Subject Delta boishock ?

[@kingsloth5073]

Me

[@TheAmazingKman5]

That’s what my games do.

[@jarniwoop]

He also took the liberty to fertilize their caviar.

[@fangrhinestone7102]

Subject Delta Δ I broke your tv

[@DustyDustington89]

Bruh I lost it when the slinky spontaneously caught on fire lmao!!

[@Ol_Mase]

some of his best lines! "Your music is bad and you should feel bad!"

[@leociresi4292]

Is desire to mate a feeling?

[@DestBassoonist]

#2 was my senior quote in high school.

[@bethanyz4233]

"hooray i'm useful!"

[@ANippleCripple]

that is glorious

[@memesofthepast7322]

Destinee Siebe same

[@memesofthepast7322]

Even tho I’m a freshman rn lol

[@Nmille98]

Need a Senior Quote? Why not Zoidberg? (V) (;,,;) (V)

[@JoeyTCartoonP]

"HORRAY! I'm a teenage heartthrob again!"

[@Danidiva21]

Joey.T.Cartoon.P lol

[@wheresmy100ksubsdude5]

Wow joey.T.Cartoon.p what an honor

[@HylianKnight02]

"Zoidberg! Quit turning us on and go polish your nozzle!" -Professor Hubert Farnsworth.

[@Danidiva21]

DalekSupreme lol

[@lordhighkage7105]

The best part is that Farnsworth admitted it was working.

[@toetaggerh4253]

It's all so confusing with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies. hahahaha.

[@antitheist3206]

We ALL still have Zoidberg!

[@christopherwallace7903]

Anti Theist We all still ARE Zoidberg

[@metaphoricalparachute9130]

"You still have Zoidberg. YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG." is such a mood

[@alex-uz6cz]

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

[@Biden_is_demented]

Your WOOP WOOP is bad, and you should feel bad!

[@leociresi4292]

Help! I’m being attacked!

[@OnTheWrongThiem]

"Hello Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank, deny my credit card application will you? HIYAAAAAA!"

[@sammysharptooth3198]

Dr. Zoidberg is my spirit animal

[@alexdionisos]

Same here

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Oh you poor man.....

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

@@alexdionisos oh you poor man

[@Shala69]

Do something smilar about Fry. something like "X times you have known just as little as Fry"

[@nextofken]

There's an idea.

[@Shala69]

yess i subbed in anticipation!

[@nextofken]

Spread the word, Shala!

[@Shala69]

EVERYONE SUBSCRIBE WE ARE GONNA GET "X times you have known just as little as Fry" SOON

[@nextofken]

Keep an eye out.

[@NoteBlock110]

Zoidberg: if only I have my wallet Soldier: uh its free Zoidberg: ehyhhhhhhhhhh vynybgbertnjytr

[@ahish]

And here I thought I was more like Fry.

[@notsureiL]

@John A. Zoidberg Is it really you John fucking Zoidberg?

[@shadowhawke2537]

You lost a woman of your dreams but you still got Zoidberg It’s definitely me, I try to cheer my friends up when they always feel down sometimes

[@rkgk1517]

Zoidberg is a sweetheart. There is a good reason he is the only one Robot Santa gave a gift to. Remember when he spent his 300 Nixonbucks on food for his homeless friends? A heart of gold, I tell you!

[@coreylineberry8557]

Glad he found love near the end (that we know of so far.)

[@zachzent8287]

Zoidbergs slinky... Not crying... not crying... not cr...

[@pinkkingkoltonw2408]

5:01 through 5:06 me when my friends explained romance

[@slickboi762]

*ORDER THE CAKE DAMMIT*

[@ARedMagicMarker]

I love how he never leaves his coworkers not surprised. They are usually just left looking all wtf and covered in the wreckage of his rampage. XD

[@infjgirl3850]

“You don’t want to end up being lonely like ZOIDBERG” Omg I am Zoidberg 😂😭

[@justinwilliams9452]

Hands down my favorite character on this show. Absolute savage..

[@raylast3873]

You forgot Scruffy

[@sekke8601]

“You have zoidberg? You all have zoidberg!!!!” I felt that

[@bossstar4770]

"Order the cake, damnit!" Me in a nutshell.

[@aarondaines6067]

"I'm not hearing a no..."

[@vincentfranklin17]

I love Zoidberg. He may get hate from the people at Planet Express, which is understandable, but he's a very nice, good- hearted guy. He kept getting dumped on, but he stayed the same, in personality. Stench And Stench ability was his best episode. It was nice seeing him get the love he always wanted.

[@chesterstevens8870]

God damnit, I really AM Zoidberg...

[@unicornturtle42069]

Same

[@rosetheinnocentbean6531]

Ex Metu Veres Same ;-;

[@duskstone109]

Now you know how I feel.......................(cries).

[@derpguy101]

We're all Zoidberg.

[@blainevolesky9653]

I think I am too

[@Danidiva21]

Anyone else want to just hug Zoidberg and be friends with him? Or just me?

[@assassinaria]

"Hooray, someone's showing affection!" *you spontaneously catch on fire* *Zoidberg cries*

[@emilyglass5313]

I would. He's such a sweet crab! 🥰

[@SocioBlackblood]

Me younger: wow zoidberg is so lame Me now: *became zoidberg*

[@DrM1nd3nd3r]

ah "bad at HOLDING your liquor"...I see what you did there and I can totally relate, call me butterfingers

[@eitantouboul7740]

This had me laughing at loud. Love the hell out of this character.

[@princessthyemis]

I know right!? XD He's awesome ^_^

[@Sirius10117]

So i am a 100% Zoidberg inside.

[@brianna1389]

What I love most about this list is that it isn't drawn out with 10 mins of annoying ass commentary. I truly thank you for that.

[@eleni_tamam]

I think Zoidnerg is my spirit alien😂

[@wovenshanks7020]

I CANT IM STILL EATING! Lol I love the urgency in his voice

[@dauntlesswarriorproductions112]

2:19. Definitely my thing...

[@HORRIOR1]

3:58 I love that zero frames movement XD

[@BrandonGarbage23Trucks247]

3:40 Zoidberg: I broke your television!

[@sherlockhomeless4928]

,,zoidberg quit turning us on and clean your nozzle´´ killed me

[@Stancharc]

Number 15 is the best and truest one of them all..

[@Danidiva21]

Stancharc5758 I think it's true too

[@115madmax]

"Is desire to mate a feeling?" Actually Zoidberg yes it is lmao

[@jsparks7495]

Is it bad I can relate to every single one of these...

[@christopherwallace7903]

J Sparks No. Everyone can

[@Sodorboy98]

No. It just means you're a Zoidberg. And we all have you.

[@lotto5498]

I relate to 2 directly. When you play a co-op game with your friends.

[@wuznab5109]

When do I not feel like zoidberg.

[@MrGeekFreek]

Can you do one for Scruffy? He's been a fascinating character to me ever since I saw his love affair with Washbucket Amy in the body switching episode. What does he do when we don't see him?

[@TampaSupastar22]

MrGeekFreek yep

[@zekemelias4385]

You know EXACTLY what he does when we don't see him. "Scruffy going to die the way he lived" *turns page*

[@johnzoidberg5281]

Zoidberg is happy there are videos of him

[@Sinshine-Lennypops]

PREPARE FOR A SURPRISE ATTACK! The irony in that..ugh!

[@Xifihas]

Having high-functioning autism, I’m used to being hated by everyone and even I feel sorry for Zoidberg.

[@sabrina.h2737]

Zoidberg is my spirit animal 😛

[@alexdionisos]

"Hooray people are paying attention to me"

[@dylankaiser5546]

Dr Zoidberg is my spirit animal

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Oh you poor fool.....

[@diamondtron01]

Oh God, 90% of this IS me.....I'M A TOTAL ZOIDBERG!

[@sparky111000]

1:43 so the professor was turned on. 🤣

[@yomom7571]

Yea lol 🤣

[@Rinde007]

"My name isnt slick, its Zoidberg JOHN [BEEP]ING ZOIDBERG" thats one of my favorite lines in all of Futarama

[@timberwolf6279]

I always feel like Zoidberg

[@erinmiller1433]

Billy West is a god among voice actors.

[@bossstar4770]

"Bender! You gotta spring me! I will never survive in here! I'm too pretty!" Me.

[@bossstar4770]

"Order the cake damn it!" Me.

[@punishersymbiote5446]

I love that scene with zoidburge and the buffet 🤣🦀

[@user-dd9qq1ru7s]

Doctor:sounds like a total zoidberg. Leela with extra vertebrae: IT WAS ZOIDBERG!

[@SmashLiXs]

"the president is gagging on my gas bladder. what an honor"

[@thebeardedhamster1195]

3:45 me in a shellnut

[@CarlosNunez-sg5qj]

Zoidberg is the best because he does funny things sometimes and he makes me laugh

[@srbrant5391]

_(happily rowing a boat)_ “I broke your television!”

[@selena3268]

I am literally a female version of zoidberg

[@Jeansowaty]

I don't wanna end up old and lonely like Zoidberg too :(

[@OP-xi1hv]

you stink like fish and have a filthy cloaca?

[@diamonddude081streams9]

I practically am zoidberg. So make sure you're not left all by yourself.... alone.... like me!

[@unitedstatesofamerica156]

Well at least there's a free buffa...

[@bossstar4770]

"Yay! People are paying attention to me!" Me again.

[@cristiancoppa1811]

After watching this video I realize that I'm like Zoidberg

[@Mrbuttboi]

3:17 “Goodbye friends! :D” 😂😂😂

[@chili_420_2]

3:41 when you visit a rich friends house

[@charlesarthurfloyd7517]

When ur Slinky can crash and burn. Feel ya Dr.John!

[@BrandonGarbage23Trucks247]

Bender Screaming at 3:09 makes me laugh so hard!!

[@raxmax1421]

I just realized the guy from Adventure Time who plays Jake the Dog does the voice of the robot in this

[@neilpower60]

That'd be John Di Magio

[@nextofken]

Help us reach 100,000 subs. We'll 3D print you a donut in return!

[@akameuchiha7354]

Zooidberg kills me every time

[@hufflepuffsith5465]

That was confusingly wholesome

[@thatoneguy2654]

I’m a simple man when I see zoidberg I click.

[@300bottles2]

I love futurama so much!! It's so cool that people are still doing stuff for it!!

[@hueningkai5904]

Am I the only one who thinks zoidberg is the cutest bean on this planet and deserves everything

[@christopherwallace7903]

It’s hard to believe that the most relatable character in this show is a lobster-like alien LMAO

[@alienking6620]

"You may have lost the women of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG"

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Yeah we know....kill me now....

[@makaylacunning5727]

Lol the free good part is so my boyfriend he makes a similar sound when food is involved 😂