Late Night Is Over- Tim Dillon Show Ep. 187

[@High_Valley]

Tim Dillon didn't kill himself.

[@jimmysammy1210]

Ur dp is so. Cool

[@tasteslikeawesome]

Is he dead?

[@kylesanders8276]

@@tasteslikeawesome It's what ppl say when public figures say a lot of deep anti establishment things, as if to say they have high potential to be assassinated via a staged suicide.

[@demetriak837]

He's too smart he doesn't ever draw attention to something not already there and he'll tip his toe in and call it satire, even though he really knows what's going on probably more than anything else on the outside if the A lister club He's not dumb enough to rock the boat.

[@Bernacide]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mechanoid2k]

"We're gonna teach Cardi B how to use silverware". Fucking LOL.

[@soccerislife6108]

I choked on my water when I hears that😂😂😂😂

[@adamgraham9270]

WhAtS sHrImPs CoCkTaIlS?? Lolol

[@cookinitupwithty5999]

What’s shrimps cocktail?

[@Bob.martens]

If covid taught us anything, it is how unfunny late night shows are.

[@freddiepizerhall8324]

Covid had to make you realise that?

[@Jess-kn8vl]

Yes I used them for something to stare at when I got home from P.M. shift to unwind and thats it.

[@larryjohnson3087]

I don’t understand why Conon doesn’t go fuck the system my name is my name and start his own KZbin channel without all the bullshit.

[@gayupgayup4834]

It’s the perfect gift

[@aaronroybal2146]

100%

[@ZKEEKZ]

PROTECT TIM DILLON AT ALL COSTS! ALL COSTS

[@wadspo7155]

For real!

[@theflowerhead]

He def protects himself lol.

[@FiftiesDad]

YES OR YES?

[@isaactuuri6488]

designate him a national treasure

[@fyfyi6053]

It was all cool till he brought up that "white privilege" thing about Emma Stone.

[@BarryFranks]

I hope Tim Dillon keeps this up. But I also hope he stays healthy.

[@markmcgwincomedy]

Pick one, you can't have both

[@andrewwoodward8563]

@@markmcgwincomedy fine, keeps this up indefinitely and barely clings to life

[@EricLeCrennSanchez]

Well he would have to first become healthy, to stay healthy.

[@BarryFranks]

@@EricLeCrennSanchez good point

[@Mike-nf6nf]

@@markmcgwincomedy ^ Meanwhile, on Dunning-Kruger Avenue...

[@janterrirocks]

Craig Ferguson was the antidote... still kinda hard to believe that show existed.

[@evanabbott2737]

Craig Ferguson did an awesome job👍

[@EnduringCrow]

How my heart aches that I came in on the coat tails of his tenure. I loved just about every bit of that show. I'm even willing to watch through the archives of dated conversation just to enjoy the banter and and that truly best approach to the format.

[@keithoneil9894]

His monologues were hilarious each and every night. Best in the business in the 00s, and that’s including Conan.

[@stage1greg]

Ferguson was the best.

[@CleverGirlAAH]

the punk rock scott of late night. anarchist of the format.

[@toddvanfleet8576]

The Olive Garden rant-- F..ng hilarious. His encapsulation of working at Corporate restaurants-is brilkiant and spot on- . In like, 60 seconds. It shows he is an observer on a deep level.. Empathized as well which makes him relatable and even funnier. Pryor was an observer too. Dillon should reach that mountain top of comedy, if he hasn't already. Thank you.- we need it

[@leofrancovich3892]

AMEN

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Yep, watching old Pryor bits on KZbin, I'm shocked by how much pathos is in them, and what's even more shocking is that he did these routines on late-night comedy shows!

[@andresgajardo9273]

“Dystopian nightmare reality” so dark and true

[@dlebs]

Wow! Couple days ago on Colbert he had Stanley Tucci and Colin Firth on, and for 5 minutes they talked about how all 3 of them were in Italy at the same time!!!

[@ambitionx1639]

“I take responsibility”

[@vagueelaboration7175]

As a worker in a factory I agree. But also this is one of the reasons I just forgo having tv at all. KZbin and Blu-ray is my way. I like this guy.

[@MeanLaQueefa]

Nice Guy Eddie get yourself an Amazon fire stick. If you or anybody you know is decent with computers, put An app called Kodi and you can get every tv channel, movie, mma and paper view for free.

[@DH-xh3pg]

Yeah I also agree. It looks like Sam’s Hot Car Lot out there...

[@jeffsstt]

Blu what? 🤣

[@pizza7738]

@@MeanLaQueefa paper view? Lol

[@DeflatingAtheism]

There's probably not anything worth watching from the last five years anyway.

[@etmmlopez]

Target manager screams into a microphone - circa 2020

[@CJVS995]

Jake from state farm loses it and goes on air.

[@saskxyousaskatchewan6668]

Kimmel is the worst cause he used to really take risks on 'The Man Show'. Fallon has always been a company man.

[@lanesniffin730]

I have tremendous respect for adam Corolla. I’d love to hear what he has to say about kimmel behind closed doors lol

[@ricflair5956]

Comparing those two reminds me of South Park. Picking between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

[@danrich73]

Kimmel’s wife has converted him to Woke.

[@Whitesquall123]

Colbert and Kimmel are the same in that regard. They're both sellouts now.

[@bradleyboyer9979]

Agreed. I actually didn't used to mind Colbert either, but he's insufferable.

[@mrsneed420]

Tim is auditioning for the roll of Jake from State Farm

[@michaels0ft]

Steak from Jake farm

[@hithere4719]

Notice how they replaced Jake with a *BOOOP* ?

[@DarkquestDeathhunter]

So this isn’t a Jiffy Lube employee orientation video?

[@bluebankrollarmy4384]

What are you wearing Tim from state farm? : I HAVE ONE SUIT AND MY SHOES ARE MOCCASINS AT THIS POINT!!!!

[@B34STIFIED]

Role*

[@yugibeats5476]

TIM DILLON IS ORWELL REINCARNATED WITH a better sense of humor.

[@TURDFerguson424]

I Agree.

[@farber2]

Celebrities know other celebrities, and it's so interesting.

[@robotdinozaur]

Homeboy cracking up while he rants makes this gold

[@Jess-kn8vl]

Tims blunt, funny reality check on everything helps me get through life 💛

[@strikkmoez]

This has gotta be my favorite rant Tim has ever done. It just flows so nicely and has slaps of funny throughout.

[@irshchuculain]

Freaking Brilliant. Keep it up Tim. You're actually worth listening to.

[@danielrosic2960]

Shanghai is a great town. Classy bars, great nightclubs, arts and culture, sci-fi neon city skyline, British colonial buildings along the harbor, and everything is dirt cheap. You can drink martinis or manhattans all night served to you by a guy in a tuxedo while sitting in leather lounge chairs on a rooftop bar overlooking the city skyline and the bill will be like $50 USD.

[@whitneysmith5446]

This sounds amazing and I want to go, thank you. Not that I can go. But it’s fun to dream

[@anthonyreynoso7275]

Just from a purely aesthetic view, Tim reminds me of Eric Cartman in his late 30’s / early 40’s with a history of heavy substance abuse, whose now just bitter and jaded and goes off on hilarious rants.

[@khalidamajoud4114]

😂😂😂

[@c3ramics]

I second this haha

[@Gigabomber]

doug stanhope

[@patrickclamrod9454]

Seeing this, I figure it's the best clip i've seen of him. His flow. Wow.

[@eyb0ss317]

Take this off the cuff rant, refine it a little, polish and emphasize the punch lines, and you have a piece on tier with the best of George Carlin’s standup specials

[@gazicj]

agreed

[@seelooney9042]

Concur

[@RadioHeadFan-iz4xu]

Shut the fuck up. Carlin was a hack and Tim is doing just fine the way he is.

[@enduser7126]

Im probably willing to bet money that theres a very good reason why Jimmy Fallon drinks so heavily

[@lancejames7072]

Uhmm.. there’s kind of a reason why anyone who drinks heavily does so. Without the kind of. & you can just say bet. Money IS WHAT you bet. Go to Vegas & day you’re all in on black but you’re betting with Pokémon cards. Doesn’t work

[@johnpearceboyer]

He is forced to push a narrative. Poor guy just wants to be funny.

[@CornyBum]

@@johnpearceboyer I guess, but his producers care very much about him being liked, which just sounds pitiful. Anthony Jeselnik describes to Joe Rogan what it was like to write for Fallon's show.

[@laux3202]

@@johnpearceboyer poor guy? Poor guy knew exactly what he was getting into. If he just wanted to be funny, there are other outlets he could have chose

[@johnbauernfeind8116]

Olive garden is not food... Girlfriend got food poisoning, we received a gift certificate just to get wine spilled on me and more microwaved food

[@gabrielsilvas692]

😂😂

[@Koujujutsu]

I can't stop listening to this guy! 🤣 He's shockingly accurate and absurd. "What's going on MADISON?" "Um! I'mtryingtobuyacar..." "ALRIIIIIIGHT...!"

[@thompson6223]

Can we get Tim skinny? He can’t go out like Patrice, he is a national treasure.

[@boostgoober7262]

OMG that would be a hilarious joke

[@JasonX2]

He'd look a lot like Richard Spencer if he got thin.

[@BigGov74]

If he lost the weight he wouldn’t be funny anymore

[@andrewschmal6004]

Yeah rip Patrice 🙏

[@thesummerwiind]

I wish my job was to sit and get yelled at by tim dillon

[@gazicj]

fuk dat wud awesome-i got next

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

This is one of the best Tim Dillon clips of all time. I remember someone did an edit of this with proper visuals and it got well over a million views.

[@h.d.5194]

Same but I can't find that video anymore. I think they took it down.

[@FriendlyCroock]

@@h.d.5194 I hated that video. It was 100% focused on Jimmy Fallon and that's not what Tim Dillon is talking about here. And it's not just Fallon's show that's awful. Kimmel and Colbert are insufferable.

[@FriendlyCroock]

@@h.d.5194 And I'll go as far as saying that Conan on TBS isn't too different from the rest of the bottom of the barrel. Conan was only good when he had the late night show. What he did on TBS is dreadful.

[@neillovett9230]

Just discovered this guy ,got a lot to say The world needs people like this

[@NewGoldStandard]

Spoiler: Tim Dillon owns an Olive Garden franchise.

[@BENZK-j9t]

I can see that

[@bleezub9]

'Jimmy' is a funny dude , of course I'm talking about 'Jimmy' from the southpark.

[@alexbrutlag8038]

Jimmy from South Park was smarter than Fallon

[@colin6603]

Jimmy should win a comedy award

[@patwaddington]

Wow what a terrific audience

[@scottherron]

Tim Dillon is a white Patrice O'Neil. Patrice would've had one of the biggest podcast had he not passed away.

[@perkyporkpie]

you are 100% correct. I am praying that he stays healthy unlike poor Patrice

[@criztu]

Tim Dillon is Cartman!

[@bullmoosemedia]

Someone put an amazing edit of this intercut with clips of Jimmy Fallon and The Olive Garden, but I can't seem to find it. Maybe is was deleted? Does anyone know what I am talking about?

[@kian9783]

Yes lol I can’t find I either. It was such a well edited video

[@slayrey1]

I can’t find it either it was a masterpiece

[@SeguroMaan]

I present all my set of skills to protect this man.

[@TheNewMediaoftheDawn]

I have gotten pretty tired of late night, haven’t watched in years... so boring.

[@DeuPKay]

The fact you watched it at all says volumes

[@tulipsontheorgan]

Too stupid ... not funny, at all

[@michaelcap9550]

@@tulipsontheorgan Too woke.

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Anyone want to go to a taping of the tonight show?

[@apatternedhorizon]

What's first prize?

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

@@apatternedhorizon A brand new Cadillac Eldorado baby.

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

@@apatternedhorizon you surely know what third prize is..

[@apatternedhorizon]

@@SeaOrcRonnie olive garden

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

@@apatternedhorizon third prize is you're fired. Search Alec Baldwin best performance on the tube 🤙

[@stellar7760]

This is one of his best eps yet. Lmao Your editing is getting great; love what you’re adding! He’s the funniest and then your edits make it even better.

[@THE_K1NG_8888]

What happened to the version with the pictures and videos that was even more hilarious

[@sammyaden9016]

I am currently looking for it The name of the channel was like

[@WakaWaka2468]

Yeah that was hilarious. The user removed it for some reason

[@jv_novello]

4:00 this rant kills me 🤣

[@sammythorn]

Does anyone have the link to the edit of this with clips of Jimmy fallon at Olive Garden? I can’t find it and it’s so goooood.

[@Nf00257]

I came here to ask the same question

[@christophert8419]

The type of people I've always imagined to watch late night are those extras watching TV in the Eminem's "My Name is" music video

[@brandname6]

Tim DIllon needs his own very nontraditional late night show

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Unfortunately, we live in an era when Hollywood does not reward ACTUAL challenging, edgy content.

[@isaactuuri6488]

i would say thats what this is

[@devogilland4537]

You sir are hilarious and on point. Thanks for making my day!

[@quantum7690]

Lmao Jimmy Fallon really did go to olive garden with post malone

[@mitchpictish2250]

I am a fat person from Ohio. I enjoy olive garden. I'm also a broken person. I think my wife is gonna leave me. I had 3 beers before noon today and its Tuesday.

[@umarraja9823]

Thank you

[@juliusebola9712]

Being broken and obese are prerequisites for living in Ohio

[@philthepileable]

Could have stopped after Ohio.

[@isaactuuri6488]

you doing it right, keep being you, and donate your sperm as often as you can

[@katherinekrebs7569]

Tim is one of my absolute favorites. As much as I love Rogan, Tim is starting to even surpass Rogan in some ways due to his AUTHENTICITY and HUMOR. LOVE IT! KEEP IT UP!!!!!

[@gazicj]

i’m a huge fan of rogan’s, and i think he can be pretty funny...at times. timmy d, on the other hand, can pile on the funny relentlessly. just my opinion

[@ybrueckner5589]

Free Hunter I totally agree

[@DanRustle]

@0:52 Tim solved Covid origins before people even knew what it was

[@ashanthiancoles290]

I Love Mr.Dillon. Just Awesome :)

[@WakaWaka2468]

Does someone have the version with all the clips over this? It was fucking hilarious

[@Eblis840]

Thanks to "Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillion" I've found my purpose in life.... grifting from Town to Town pulling one over on poor, unsuspecting middle aged women. Thanks Tim.

[@moonlit6311]

Low cost, high quality.

[@blindthrall]

Glad to see you've realized your full potential through exigent optimism.

[@bbshahian]

This is so prescient because we are now in late 2022 and all of the late shows are getting cancelled

[@colez6366]

“These late night shows, they’re terrified, of upsetting anybody.” Tim Dillion was way ahead of our time.

[@WillCountyKid]

“Lemme ask you a question… what are you doing? What in god’s name are you doing?” 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@RonJammin]

"It's too ranty and too dark" - hey, leave my girl outta this, see!

[@nadaesimposible4770]

Brie Larson just started a KZbin channel and its every bit as vapid as you could imagine

[@Turn2Ugin]

Oh god

[@Iyana]

Ugh no...So Hollywood is gonna start trying to move to KZbin in hopes of remaining relevant?

[@DeflatingAtheism]

It shows how out of touch they are that they think a KZbin channel should be launched with fanfare. Every great KZbin channel started small, and built their audience thought months and years of hard work.

[@ericthebaldslavedog8778]

😂 Guy in the back waiting to have a Travis Bickle moment 😂

[@brettdawson3257]

I cant wait until Tim starts getting movie roles and has to make that Patton Oswalt hard steer left. Its gonna be really interesting

[@treasurethetime2463]

"I want to go to a taping of the tonight show.". Ahahaha

[@exioishd9793]

Inoperable is such a great word for tonight shows in general, holy shit

[@joshfrench6426]

MK Ultra and Operation Mockingbird are quite effective

[@kevinosborne938]

Great rant!

[@gazicj]

mr timmy d is an orator of the highest caliber-yes or yes?

[@SP-mf9sh]

You are my generations George Carlin. I love your observational genius!

[@aaronzywicki8683]

Honestly I Can't Remember The Last Time I Watched Regular T.V. .

[@vivviee123]

Fucking amazing so glad this man exists

[@RockSleeper]

Conan played a lot of the core typical late night game, but he was a lot more than that. Conan is a real comic and creative person. All his stuff was genuine and unique, and even he recognizes that late night game is over, that's why he's ending his show to do something different on HBO.

[@isaactuuri6488]

conan was the last of decent late night, RIP format

[@ipunchpoliticians1144]

Having your job be simply sitting next to Tim ranting would be a dream job

[@youtert]

"Their viewers are falling" And they can't get up.

[@georgewheeler6202]

Tim may be the funniest man on the planet.

[@malooch]

I'm an actor in Hollywood, been on a few shows, guest star/co star stuff, not rich or famous at all. The best thing to happen is Hollywood/msm becoming increasingly irrelevant. They don't deserve the power they wield at tis point. I can't wait for independent versions of the Hollywood establishment, independent studios, shows, features, award shows, an alternative to Netflix, KZbin...it'll happen.

[@elena16350]

Tim you are a precious person that should be preserved at all costs, we in England have a comedian a bit like you, where everything’s off the cuff. You are a joy to listen to, thank you for being you.

[@mariothomas6384]

3:50 the Shanghai part hits different now😭😭😭😭😭

[@rosscampbell1173]

I went to a Letterman taping in 85’. I saw Michael J Fox coming off Back to the Future. It was pretty cool.

[@chazreinhold7955]

This is spot on. Talk shows these days are so disconnected, they are indistinguishable from the district 1 shows of caesar in the Hunger Games

[@liaminfinland1525]

Tim Dillion is seriously a treasure/gift in these modern times.

[@weavemagic]

if tim could get this bit down to 5 minutes it'd be perfect for a late night set

[@harissatheartist]

Tim is right, and Jeselnik told that in an interview, that because his humor is dark, they didn't really let him write on Jimmy Fallon. But sometimes people are the ones that want that type of shows. They use the excuse "well the real world is shity, so i want to see something light-hearted and silly" which is fine, and i i get that too.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

There will always be a need for light entertainment and distraction, particularly in troubled times, but the the celebrity world has lost its lustre in the eyes of the public, and people are seeing political-propaganda-as-entertainment for what it is.

[@harissatheartist]

@@DeflatingAtheism yes you are right, unfortunately that is a worldwide situation 😔

[@BTBAMsean]

This might be the best rant ive ever heard in my life

[@jonnyhollywood514]

I worked at a restaurant in times Square and its like he was in our heads after waiting tables there all day long everyday

[@msfsaint]

I love it that this podcast has a laugh track

[@DeflatingAtheism]

I hope Ben never figures out that he can mute his own microphone.

[@chillbeats4296]

8:16 "I do stuff all the time to fill a hole." We know Tim, we know😅

[@thescoobymike]

"I do things all the time to fill a hole" - Tim Dillon

[@rachelengstrom9120]

Tim Dillon is a goddam comedic genius.

[@Niho_10]

Someone made a video of this using actual footage from these crappy late night shows and it was a masterpiece. I wish I could watch it again. If anyone finds it please share it!

[@Bennyboy1985]

Yes! I miss it too. By far the highlight was the cutaway to those scenes from Taxi Driver when he's talking about the staff at Olive Garden being "one bad day away from having a Travis Bickle moment".....I had literal tears in my eyes.

[@ddes6773]

this guys rants are on another level

[@tegracer91]

This man speaks my mind ❤️💪🏻👍🏻🔥

[@AlexK5912]

Tim needs to go on Kimmel or Fallon and tell them how much they suck

[@KingMarineLord]

I'd wanna go to a tapping of The Tonight Show, but only if you were on the panel so I could see you light Jimmy up! 🤣

[@Theiliteritesbian]

This is so satisfying. Ironically Tim Dillon would be a great late night host on HBO.

[@bmotzartthepianist]

Gotta look good today cause Jimmy!! Dude Tim is poetic

[@mrnogood]

1:10 I had no idea that James Baldwin had his own talk show. I'm going to look that up. Thanks.

[@teacuppermike2568]

I don’t believe he did, but James was a guest on a few. I think Tim was using Baldwin as an example of an intelligent guest and the respectful debate style of the time. I’ve been watching a lot of those old shows posted on KZbin. It’s amazing to watch people debate without insulting and interrupting. Even William F Buckley, who could be condescending, still had an interesting variety of guests and subjects and overall reasonable conversations with those he disagreed with.

[@FlippyHambone]

Refreshing.

[@TEFFTPATTERN]

We need to get a new 1990s style Street Team going for Tim

[@gazicj]

what’s that?

[@astolatpere11]

I went to a taping of Johny Carson in LA. That was fun, kinda.

[@davidcobble2050]

The talk show genre should have ended when he retired. It's beyond redundant now

[@brianswitzer]

Sadly, the vid someone made with bizarre late night clips interspersed to accompany this rant has been taken down by KZbin. 😥 Please find!!

[@EoCx1]

Wow, that Olive Garden rant was spot on!

[@GriftinGuruhunter]

Holy shit! Tim is a Mint! It’s like Robin Williams and Chris Farleys Jelly Baby made it to full term! Keep up the good work my friend, who just got yourself another fan👍💩🎅🏿💩🙄

[@Kordozer]

seeing Letterman live was awesome fun...it only took 2 hours in the middle of the afternoon!

[@weatherphobia]

ANGRY VIA SARCASM. FULL TIME. I FIGURED OUT WHAT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY ABOUT HIS MANY TIRADES!!! LOL