I too, like to drunkenly confess to my friend West Virginia.
@baileyhobbs11153 жыл бұрын
Why did I read that like Andrew from big mouth was saying it
@CrackDadCentral2 жыл бұрын
@@baileyhobbs1115 😭😭
@yuibunoy7053 жыл бұрын
Him: "I'm not drunk..." Him: a few seconds ago waking me up by singing country road at the front door Me: "😑 mmhmm...ya righhhttt"
@oopsybaguette43963 жыл бұрын
XD
@solr70013 жыл бұрын
“This is weak ass vodka! What brand is it” Nomad...it’s water “Water? Never heard of it. Where’s it from?” Oh dear lord.... “My Tap, Australia.” Edit: ya know I thought the above was as funny as it was gonna get. NOPE! It’s Nomad explaining that he was talking to a bourbon bottle....
@syd12993 жыл бұрын
If I heard someone drunk singing country roads at my door... I'd be on the floor dying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣
@jaylin41013 жыл бұрын
Just wanna say I like your zoro pfp :)
@syd12993 жыл бұрын
@@jaylin4101 Oh why thank you (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)✨
@maxkitty56113 жыл бұрын
Same
@syd12993 жыл бұрын
It's so nice seeing people recognize one piece:3 It's my fav anime
@atlasVor3 жыл бұрын
Would’ve opened that damned door and sang with him😂
@robbieoxendine29553 жыл бұрын
The way you said "sleepy" was too adorable!
@nic221233 жыл бұрын
Him: I am not drunk! I hold my liquor like a tank! Me: Just a while ago you were singing country roads and giggling to yourself
@AnxietyRiddenKay-Lee3 жыл бұрын
Wait so your telling me it’s not normal that I do that sober hhmmmm interesting XD
@roxxsc.65943 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought that he was gonna call us "mountain mama" in the beginning haha
@darknesscosplay76223 жыл бұрын
That song is now stuck in my head West Virginia...Mountain mama take me hooome country roads I can feel the Kingsman/Statesman reference 😋
@dollscircus45513 жыл бұрын
I want to see my little boy KZbin: here he comes!
@madamsmols43593 жыл бұрын
aaah we love a good vine reference
@ladyalcott3 жыл бұрын
if you didn’t sing this in your head while reading it you’re lying
@elizabethmcglynn17973 жыл бұрын
he's drunk 😐🤣🤣🤣
@soccergurlie19953 жыл бұрын
A drunken rendition of Country Roads immediately fills me with all kinds of nostalgia 😊
@missfangirlslightly-obsess97293 жыл бұрын
I would like to hear what happened when he wakes up. xD like he wakes up with her on the bed with him and she makes him breakfast for hangovers! Thats so sweet
@darkmelodies26943 жыл бұрын
Me, eating ramen scrolling through my notifications. *Nomad posted* 🏃♀️ On another note Listener: Are you drunk??? Nomad: I am not drunk Listener: Can you tell the time??? Nomad: Yes *Turns to clock* I am not drunk.
@souly25083 жыл бұрын
Listener: wtf- Nomad: see am not drunk Listener: =_= mf-
@mystic39983 жыл бұрын
Him: “Why are you wearing pijamas??” Me: “It’s 2am!” Him: “Ah right! It’s 2am!” Me: 😳😳
@Dualportaldestinies3 жыл бұрын
This is so soft honestly, like I loved the drunk girlfriend one but this is a whole new level of adorable!!
@honestlyjustvibing53503 жыл бұрын
I was dying when he started singing country roads 😂
@maxkitty56113 жыл бұрын
My birth name is actually Virginia and my friends call me west Virginia 😂😂
@UnXpectedMe3 жыл бұрын
❤❤ Mr. Blanton is a trickster. But I appreciate him for bringing about this adorable confession.
@Lou-mx8kd3 жыл бұрын
listening to this at 2 am to really immerse myself in the story
@souly25083 жыл бұрын
DEDICATION
@kiera3523 жыл бұрын
STOP I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN HE STARTED SINGING OH MY GOD
@roselynecarrel5953 жыл бұрын
Bro! When he had that southern accent… Just mmmmmmmm 🥰
@comfort_devil3 жыл бұрын
Drunken Confessions are the best 🖤🔥
@oliviayates9173 жыл бұрын
Him: I met a man on a horse.. A fancy horse that people bet.. WAY to much money on. Me thinking about the Irish character he played with the pretty horse: I'm not laughing so hard I'm crying, you are. 🤣
@kiki_she-her3 жыл бұрын
love that the bottle has an accent, 10 seconds later him talking abt having a perfect southern accent 🙄
@atlasVor3 жыл бұрын
His drunk singing is me after a mental breakdown😂 Him: I hold my liquor like tank! Me: Yes, of course you do- Madam, get your tank self inside!😑 I got a friend who lives for wine- God knows how many times I had to go save his ass
@souly25083 жыл бұрын
R.I.P But whats the funniest/stupiedest sh!t youve ever seen him do lol
@teddybear95333 жыл бұрын
I was summoned
@marialegre97392 жыл бұрын
When he said sleepy i swear it made me the happiest person in the world 😍😍😍😍
@cheeseinabag76272 жыл бұрын
It makes it extra that it's ACTUALLY 2AM right now
@Luesium Жыл бұрын
There's a bed next to your bed, I just can't see it? Okay, let's go. LMAO fantastic!
@goose65933 жыл бұрын
Here’s some Vodka. It’s water brand and it’s from Italy.
@makaela93912 жыл бұрын
I love the vodka part it just made me laugh
@-mysterygig-3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these kind of audios.
@cather12443 жыл бұрын
your laugh at the begining 🥺🥺🥺
@lunarose44823 жыл бұрын
It would be really Awsome if we could get a part two to this... Ya know the morning after this episode... Oh the awkwardness
@emaleigh15943 жыл бұрын
I see that I have been called upon😌
@ericaw44503 жыл бұрын
Is that your bottle of Blanton’s??? Also, this is amazing. I was laughing and “aww”-ing the whole way through.
@NomadsTalesAudios3 жыл бұрын
It's one of them yes :)
@weirdos._.2 жыл бұрын
I love this i had a bad day it made me smile ❤
@LeIouch.3 жыл бұрын
Confessions are my stuff, love em.
@souly25083 жыл бұрын
"My couch is evil" Listener: * face palm*
@grinncat33963 жыл бұрын
Too flippin adorkable very good job
@Mia-mo8pd3 жыл бұрын
MISSOURI😂😂😂😂 we have 2 different definitions of southern, im from SC oml bless your heart
@riverrock49513 жыл бұрын
OMG YOURE NAME IS FROM JAYDEN BABB!!!!!! Or confused artichoke
@kayeth23913 жыл бұрын
Yasss I've been waiting for this
@ultradeku65463 жыл бұрын
Confession are just splendid💌
@cheeseinabag76272 жыл бұрын
5:42 IT IS 2AM ON A FRIDAY THATS WEIRD
@Animesia28 ай бұрын
Nomad, your country accent drives me crazy !! 😍
@neffbot3 жыл бұрын
This was so adorably well done
@TheBlueGirl_3 жыл бұрын
This is so cute and funny. Love this. I found you new recently and love your content.
@imtheboss82803 жыл бұрын
I love this so much I have to listen to this over and over and over again. You are so cute when your drunk nomad😊
@mackintoshz95423 жыл бұрын
This was adorable (:
@liubalakes64773 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@thequietgaypotato3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he says [they] means that we classify as a they/them or its Him just not assuming and I like that
@goose65933 жыл бұрын
Why he got a gremlin laugh tho😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@juliecoco45073 жыл бұрын
The bed next to your bed😭😭
@alexandragoncharova92963 жыл бұрын
I'm squeaking like a mouse from laughing. It was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@nobbut4u3 жыл бұрын
Yeay, finally
@ryotashido97683 жыл бұрын
So, guess drunk boyfriend won😆🎉
@eleasha84843 жыл бұрын
“Y is your appointment so bright” *Me sitting in complete darkness* Wow so bright............. ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️👁👄👁⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
@lisahunt88323 жыл бұрын
Hello my friend I'm a little bit worried about you if you still drink but it was good so relaxing and so lovely thank you😃
@_jori.053 жыл бұрын
COUNTRY ROAD IS THE SHIT👌🏾✨✨
@lizaaaa42333 жыл бұрын
Words can't describe how much I l o v e this!
@emi-mq5tk3 жыл бұрын
BRO UR PFP AHAHAJDJDSN
@lynwhittaker58803 жыл бұрын
Blantons whiskey is the best I understand why you got drunk 👌💚💚
@Sigmatosigm3 жыл бұрын
Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze 😌
@darknesscosplay76223 жыл бұрын
COUNTRY ROOOADS TAKE ME HOOOME TO THE PLAAACE WERE I BELOOONG WEST VERGINIAAA MOUNTAIN MAMA TAKE ME HOOOME COUNTRY ROOOADS
@Sigmatosigm3 жыл бұрын
@@darknesscosplay7622 ALLLLLLL MY MEMORIES GATHER ‘ROUND HER MINERS LADY, STRANGER TO BLUE WATER DARK AND DUSTY, PAINTED ON THE SKY MISTY TASTE OF MOONSHINE, TEARDROP IN MY EYE 😫
@darknesscosplay76223 жыл бұрын
@@Sigmatosigm COUNTRY ROOOADS TAKE ME HOOOME TO THE PLAAACE WERE I BELOONG
@Sigmatosigm3 жыл бұрын
@@darknesscosplay7622 WEST VIRGINIA, MOUNTAIN MAMA TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADDDDS
@darknesscosplay76223 жыл бұрын
@@Sigmatosigm WOHOOOO
@eleasha84843 жыл бұрын
Him-“west Virginia.........” Me-“south Virginia.........” My brother-“one giant Virginia........”
@maggieowens54573 жыл бұрын
I heard Missouri and had instant war flashbacks 👁👄👁
@avabrown52013 жыл бұрын
When will the next part the city wolf and country lamb come out, I love it ❤ 🐺 +🐑
@Jammerstelthzoe3 жыл бұрын
Hey! Don’t disrespect my state of birth! And it’s called an Ozarkian accent silly. Lol Alright, all jokes aside, this was the most adorkable drunk confession I’d ever seen.
@oopsybaguette43963 жыл бұрын
Him:the couch is evil >:( Me:ummm how....? Him:it keeps making me fall asleep on it and I dont like sleeping on the couch Me:umm that just means your very tired..... Also him Him:(tells a weird story calls me beautiful and is wasted) Me:in my head (why did this boi even drink and if he didn't want to drink why would he I mean :/)
@someoneyouknow5913 жыл бұрын
Wow i am early 🙂✌🏻
@Jade-fu9wm3 жыл бұрын
I came as fast as I could- Well more like I am 20 minutes late but-
@CalofAllTrades3 жыл бұрын
Same😭 I like to see how fast I can get here but he posted while I was at work AGHHHH Big sad🥲
@nelasweets3 жыл бұрын
I'm now going to call water shitty vodka from now on 🤣🤣🤣
@elizavetaermolaeva56093 жыл бұрын
its so sweet :`)
@jupiter84803 жыл бұрын
I was literally singing this song right before I clicked on the video ( West Virginia song ) 😭✋🏻
@lisahunt88323 жыл бұрын
Hello Bakugos😂
@Jellyfish72733 жыл бұрын
Yes this is totally vodka......if vodka was spelled Water
@justyoureverynightsleeppar59023 жыл бұрын
zooooom i am speed
@belle58693 жыл бұрын
not you saying my state 😭...no one ever says missouri 🥰
@lemonwaslost70213 жыл бұрын
Me: you smell like bourbon -2 minutes later- Him: i-i can still taste Bourbon Me: CUT THE CAMERAS DEADASS👁👁
@PrinceDamienOfDarkness9 ай бұрын
Him: I'm an idiot Me: You're *my* idiot Him: I'm a handful Me: I've got two hands!
@justasentientmclarenp18793 жыл бұрын
Alchohal is yummy.
@msdixieblues3 жыл бұрын
Why is your apartment so bright? Lol Just got it painted.
@stikky46543 жыл бұрын
speed is my middle name
@odettenoir3 жыл бұрын
Hehe, I'm back in the comments lmao 💞
@onemorekittenplease78053 жыл бұрын
Do I have no lips? Why didn't I get a kiss kiss?! I HAVE NO LIPS!!! LOVE YOUR CONTENNNNTT!!! ˁ̡̡̡∗⁎⃙ ̫⁎⃙ˀ̡̡̡ ̩˳♡⃝