Hitman 3 - Murder at the Elbertson Estate

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[@Sprech41]

Thinking about all the timelines in which Agent 47 performs as a perfect assassin up until one day when he inexplicably punches a random person in front of everyone and gets gunned down

[@turnerbytrade6700]

I think it's implied in chongqing that 47 thinks of all of these missions in his head, considering all possible outcomes. So 47 was probably laughing his ass off in his private jet thinking of this.

[@gbt2009]

@@turnerbytrade6700 That's even more hilarious. 47 despite his serious appearance is constantly thinking about just going around throwing apples and tire ironing people in succession.

[@mongrel_97]

@@turnerbytrade6700 "nyeh, what if i just punch the fucking janitor in his head. that'll be a classic..."

[@megajoecaco786]

@@mongrel_97 shut up

[@philipjorgensen2628]

@@mongrel_97 shut up

[@shoggothsatemyicecreamtruc2561]

One time I saw a post or a comment somewhere that said “Jerma talks to his chat like they’re a pack of very strong apes with a lose grasp of English that need to stay entertained to be kept from tearing him apart” It’s a pretty accurate summation of a Jerma stream ngl

[@koboldengineering7687]

That image just makes me laugh so hard

[@Jebsucks]

It's also not an inaccurate summation.

[@theonlybilge]

Reminds me of this kzbin.info/www/bejne/gICopZx5rNR7eJY

[@Blue-jy4rf]

it's more like, he tries to keep them entertained, but every once in a while they snap one of his bones to make him scream and frantically try to act more entertaining.

[@ItsDSP]

Jerma is LITERALLY a jester in the Planet of the Apes universe. He needs to be funny or else chat will fuck his shit up.

[@awerelia]

i love how he purposefully put the cake over otto when showing it off because he knows everyone was looking at otto instead of the cake

[@ObsidianGloria]

Just like everyone clicking akinator instead of yes or no

[@ItsDSP]

His mom made that cake, he’s just really proud of his mom’s scrumptious cake and wants everyone to see it.

[@theIargedude]

i think you meant to say o----tto

[@NinjaAirattac]

doggy

[@sansprobus7209]

@@theIargedude Yeah, why the fuck does he say it like that anyway?

[@lordvoxelrot8834]

Accidentally killing his target thinking she was "another worker of some shit" is funny, but his computer crashing before he even realizes what happened elevates it to a jerma level incident

[@dishsoap446]

I think it was already a Jerma moment, then the crash became the Jerma version of DEFCON 1

[@niborex133]

Totally zerked streamer goes on soy fueled rampage, authorities calling him "that one among us guy"

[@non-haereticicoalition8392]

amogus

[@DoctaM364]

amogus

[@schnoig_]

hey isn’t that the among us youtuber?

[@OscarJerico]

Low.

[@ladyofthemoon7393]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYaxmIJ9a6iYj7M

[@Crossroads_Romeo]

not including the bit when his CBD kicks in and he walks in circles ZONKED for over an hour was in my opinion a poor editing decision

[@lanadelsultana]

its so heartwarming that even though he's reaching the end of his natural lifespan, jeremy is still making content for us

[@crede333]

WAIT WHAT HES GOING TO DIE SOON WTF

[@homicidalgeorge]

@@crede333 hes 35 now hes basically knocking on deaths door at this point

[@Person_two]

@@homicidalgeorge Damn 35? Can't believe I've been watching a b*omer this whole time

[@crede333]

@@homicidalgeorge oh god is he really that old :( man they should honestly just put him out if his misery

[@Person_two]

@Jack Drill thatsthejoke

[@martinfigueroa3881]

That video thumbnail is the most terrifying thing i have ever seen

[@Platitudinous9000]

thanks vinny

[@Argemia]

So thats what the heavy fears... Understandable

[@flavourtext9821]

sus

[@worldcure7883]

Holy crap is it disturbing.

[@megakillerx]

When the agency is sus.

[@davidchairfield4619]

jeremy sounds so young in this

[@wizardtoast5660]

his name is jerma actually

[@lowcostfish]

@@wizardtoast5660 it's Jezza actually

[@logandunlap9156]

he’s actually 87, going on 985

[@DaMonkas556]

Zerma

[@dabsfordinner]

all that garlic is coming full circle

[@antares____]

Clown sits in his Bath and murders people on his limited edition Hitman 3

[@scoob6505]

Local E-Clown Misunderstands "Bath Bomb", 13 Injured.

[@PS3Fan487]

Jerma's Belligerently Extreme ADHD really shows in this game

[@NeapolitanApe]

Sail

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@NeapolitanApe _[cronchy bass]_

[@jermarule34]

He has high support needs ADHD

[@josephmurphy7503]

To think, we are living in a pre Catboy Jerma world

[@vincentziarko]

Not if I've got anything to do about it

[@5554-c1i]

Savor it

[@thefrub]

Someone needs to make a Catboy Jerma Doomsday Clock. We are currently at 11:57

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

@uwau "mutually assured nuclear farting" you're not wrong, but you didn't have to phrase it like that

[@fomalhaut_the_great]

@uwau jokes on you i AM a femboy and i am in fact prepared to take over the world

[@verycoolaliensunglasses5042]

does jerma call his haters jermaphobes

[@Endiepup]

does very cool alien sunglasses call his haters very cool alien sunglassesphobes

[@No1TypeC]

@@Endiepup I'm a endiepupphobe

[@JiF28]

He calls them Chat

[@verycoolaliensunglasses5042]

@@JiF28 rofl

[@ed9358]

jerma has haters? :,( haha just kidding of course he does i know this because i am a jerma hater

[@Paralytixc]

When the staff member I don't recognize with the bald head, barcode tattoo, and cold stare Is sus!

[@ccda3324]

😳

[@DavidTheBrain_]

every thumbnail has to contain the sus face from now on

[@crangle4634]

Yes true

[@adamforbs9418]

I thought this was the unspoken rule.

[@tigertoxins584]

Its a good face, for some its funny and for some its uncomfortable

[@gabrieldrigo7133]

That thumbnail is so scary, jesus christ

[@Blink-pi9cm]

that thumbnail is so sus

[@blueberrymeat4581]

@@Blink-pi9cm When the hitman is kinda sus

[@juicedup14]

When the man is hit

[@KevinSalazar358]

When the imposter is sus

[@toots3877]

When the imsustor is pos

[@ApocalypseMoose]

He tried to cover Otto up by using the cake. The extent of this man's animal abuse knows no bounds.

[@axothegremlin]

I know it's a joke but how would that be anything like animal abuse? Lol

[@rookvic4350]

@@axothegremlin its called a joke

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@axothegremlin”i know it’s a joke but i don’t know it’s a joke”

[@jamesdessent5984]

INSANE streamer reveals his ‘scrumptious cake’ LIVE on stream

[@loganwilkens973]

Best comment

[@axothegremlin]

God, I wish he would.

[@Pigpugborj]

WOW

[@punkitt]

A John Wick movie but he was spontaneously replaced with Adam Sandler at some point

[@Shevlander]

He’s so high energy in this, he must’ve been _really_ excited

[@Tom3kkk]

probably zerked off before STREAM

[@quentin9287]

It’s the huel

[@yourdailydoseofomid3026]

Hide your concrete levels folks, Jeremy's streaming today.

[@MisterSpinalzo]

DELETE them from your games

[@gnorp_]

Where is Christa at?

[@braxbro7602]

Ah yes, the Hitman 3 stream. He read my comment out loud and it actually made him laugh. I will never have a higher honor in my life.

[@flamepunk8683]

You're the jester's jester

[@gappy4285]

Zonked streamer calms his desire for blood by playing Hitman

[@bim8498]

Psychopath "Influencer" condones MURDER simulator.

[@REALwoombath]

y'all saying the same thing

[@gappy4285]

@@REALwoombath we only have 2 jokes, don't ruin the fun

[@bim8498]

@@REALwoombathVegas Man found distributing DISTURBING content from his "Reddit Room"

[@ladyofthemoon7393]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYaxmIJ9a6iYj7M

[@sylvoen]

"hitman. hitman..... pause button on an xbox controller" that is way more funny than it has the right to be

[@Goodsuh]

I also like how he's wrong too. The pause button's lines are horizontal.

[@holidaypenguin]

Jerma: I absolutely hate the "sus face" photoshop 2ndJerma editors: when the thumbnail is sus ! forreal they've used it in like 5 thumbnails

[@TroutBoneless]

imagine youre getting assasinated, but its by a guy with a fedora standing on your balcony throwing bricks at you

[@BudBonkerson]

I really hope there's a "Best Raid Song" category at the 2021 Jermawards

[@doomdude3034]

Idk why but it's so funny that Jerma gets pissed when someone says he's drinking soylent

[@cheesewald]

WELCOME TO THE STREAM, YOU'VE ALL SHOWN YOUR FaA-ACES, IT'S ALL 'BOUT...

[@genuinejoe2103]

Man it’s great when you get those full GTA4 level laughs out of Jerma. Glad he got to have so much fun with this game!

[@hexxerman7656]

The Jerma Nyanners crossover timeline we currently live in has brought an age of uncertainty and hope. Hope that Jerma will not kill Nyanners like he did Ster and Etalyx.

[@MCQuadSquad]

"I'm his personal bodyguard!" *calls him by the wrong name* - Jerma, Master Hitman

[@tovarischshashlikov]

Vinny why did you think making this thumbnail would be a good idea?

[@funnyvalentine4691]

Can't wait for "full derangement" arc of Hitman 3 streams to be officially highlighted, where he goes full psycho and makes "wine" out of people.

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

"My name is Agent 47. You're stuck in here with me, now. I'll tell you what happened to this man...~" -dude activates security panel- "W-wait, you weren't supposed to touch-" -guards fire endlessly-

[@unusualcook]

In Hitman, soap can knock out an elderly lady. In DUSK, soap one shot explodes eldritch monster bosses. Therefore the elderly lady has the power of at least 30 demons.

[@DemonicRobots]

I like how he had the cake and knew that he was going to show the cake on the webcam and he was still naked and had to put on the robe.

[@ballpad9124]

This was like the time I Murder at the Elbertson's Estate

[@insertnamehereerror6932]

Jerma is just Adam Sandler’s and Willem Dafoe’s love child

[@enashimo]

Ayo? 😳

[@the_unmatched_power_of_the_sun]

Hitman 3 was not at the game awards at all this year

[@Punk__pixie]

And he didn’t even have his robe 😔

[@milesgaunt6767]

Imagine going to a rave and your dj is gunned down in front of you without looking up from the turntables

[@poobiusstormwind7578]

I commented a funny jerma quote guys

[@cghbv1585]

Imposter

[@magna1185]

sus

[@DrunkenCoward1]

Rats.

[@thefinessekid7358]

Coffee

[@lopamurblamo]

Cheetos

[@xredkirbyx]

the entire sequence at 18:17 - 19:00 made me cry tears of laughter.

[@FlamingGoron]

The Huel Saga begins.

[@Br3akf2st_Sp3c1al]

I can't wait for the cat boy jerma and nyanners colab stream

[@57gofer]

Absolutely CRAZY streamer begins livestream while ZERKING OFF

[@hey_its_pete]

Thank you for the ultimate thumbnail Vinny

[@vinnysuperg123]

When 47 is SUS

[@alexandertew7401]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Two apples a day is a melee kill +10 xp

[@themigtyboosh]

2:25 now just how, how did that dang on’ hitman get up there! He’s not supposed to be there!!! How did he get up there???😳 Hahaha imagine. Haha imagine you look out a window haha and imagine you see a hitman haha standing out there hahahahahaha How did he get up there hahaha

[@dangerdash4393]

47, try to remember the basics of CQC.

[@maxarraje8343]

Jerma you are my favorite KZbinr when I was younger, your personality is what brings me back even today. Much love

[@succulentserbian7780]

How unfortunate, no hitman 3 awards

[@sonicboomcd8062]

Well, the Game Awards are tomorrow. If Jerma doesn't point at Hitman 3 and say "There it is!" in his bathrobe I will be irrationally angry

[@Gratia69]

I appreciate how legitimately happy he sounds to be playing this game

[@alexneagu8212]

I swear every jerma video is like 5 times longer than it actually says

[@Engineergaming117]

Hey isn’t this the imposter sus guy? :0

[@QuestionableObject]

Why is Jerma so obsessed over Heul having soy in it? Is he really that worried about being called a Soy Boy?

[@258thHiGuy]

"If everyone's a psychopath, _nobody is."_

[@humanure0]

ahaha him calling nyanners fans the nyanderthals is fuckin hilarious

[@rulingdiesout]

I don't think enough people are talking about the fact that Jerma *accidentally* killed the target SO FAST that the game just could not handle it and his entire computer crashed

[@sltrskid]

this was the first instance i've ever seen of jerma's dog. dog's probably longer than he is tall tbh

[@robbieboydudeguy]

Is this the one where he’s on CBD or is that a different hit man stream?

[@b8IIin]

I don't think anything gets Jerma as excited as the Hitman games Probably because he relates to Agent 47 so much, such a psychotic streamer

[@IOSLegendYT]

I’m just going to be brutally honest man, you looked sus in that thumbnail...

[@DCactivity]

if there's ever someone to play the Joker, it'd be Jerma.

[@landencarr5443]

fast forward 5-10 years when jerma finds himself a nice woman and he invites the twitch chat with the exact wedding card he described in this stream. knowing jerma, he'd probably stream it, but I dont think he'd specifically try to entertain us because it's like the big day.

[@koolman5865]

This thumbnail has been staring at me from my recommended all day

[@Lexi.f]

When the Hitman is Sus!

[@haii7760]

*jerma face*

[@doggo5027]

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[@teriyaki_chicken]

"He's killing people for fun"

[@foolinaround777]

that was the most deranged raid song yet

[@grongulus3667]

mere seconds in and INSANE streamer PISSES on audience and DENIES it.

[@chickennuggetpie189]

that cake looked fire as fuck

[@mercurymysprite]

8:05: "It's time to drop the scissors!"

[@midoriyee]

Jerma and Hitman is a combination that guarantees lots of laughs

[@WilfredCthulu]

When the guy with a barcode on their head is sus.

[@jokinghazard2312]

GUYS GUYS ITS HITMAN 2 BUT THE COLOR CHANGED TO BLACK GUYS GUYS CAN YOU SEE GUYS THE MENU IS THE SAME GUYS

[@RhyHello]

Only jerma could accidentally kill the target first thing then crash his pc

[@JomasterTheSecond]

INSANE streamer jumps out of hot air balloon to prevent marriage!

[@evancrew1234]

him not wanting to eat the cake, and him wearing the shirt from his mom that he ripped are two examples that really show how close he is with his mom, and possibly how much he feels like he’s running out of time to hold on. little bit of jerma psychoanalysis there, when you spend so much time watching someone in an unedited context you start to pick up on their true character, and jerma is a gem of a human being.

[@c-love6753]

Parasocial Andy

[@doug4317]

Holy shit I’ve never seen someone lose a fist fight with one guy in hitman that made me laugh so hard

[@froggygal_]

He looks especially handsome this stream. Can't believe this is the face of a man who killed 200 children in cold blood.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

I love how chat's just yelling and whining and Jerma just randomly pulls out a fuckin cake. Literal cartoon

[@expnandbanana]

20:36 hey ah mi- miss carlisle uhhuh how's the view UWOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHH-

[@neilgoldberg547]

Hitman stream where Jerma's potential is only as limited as his attentions span is. Nice Scrumptious Cake btw.

[@devilgene7330]

Psycho streamer RUNS AROUND, HAMMERS PEOPLES TO DEATH CASUALLY!!!

[@mrpuddingpop1]

i associate the mission failed sound with jerma more than i do hitman

[@myriadpro1641]

"HEY GUYS It"s CrAcKeD OuT JeRmA HeRRRRE" with the voice that you know what im talking about

[@pilidod]

Jerma plays Hitman very much like I play, which is how I know I have ADHD for sure.

[@Psyrus88]

Watching Jeremy before he decides to push someone over a balcony is like listening to a schizophrenic argue with the voices in his head.

[@DrBachur]

Jerma playing Hitman is a constant loop of him flying too close to the sun and going "NO NO WAIT" when his wings melt

[@CheesinIndian]

9:21 It’s clear to me that the only reason Jeremy isn’t a psychopath murderer irl is because he’s unemployed.

[@Rifrex]

Comedian sits in the Bath and annihilates individuals on his Limited Edition Hitman 3

[@grpmph]

omg i just got it the lack of stream date in the description turns Jerma Stream™ into a 2ndJerma sitcom spinoff

[@pioneer5400]

Is that really trademarked?

[@s3anp4ul]

THis is by in far the most disturbing thumbnail to a video I have seen across EVERY social media video hosting website

[@MelodyWarp]

Hitman.... PAUSE-BUTTON-ON-AN-XBOX-CONTROLLER was so unexpected 😂 destroyed me

[@Reilia_]

I don't get why people don't make fun of that more often. When I first got a Xbox one controller, I was like so mad about that for the first month I used it. Eventually I got more used to it, but I still think it's stupid.

[@botiwasboughtbythischannel4623]

Insane Huel streamer collects cakes in his freezer and tries to repress his urges to kill innocent people while also walking in circles.

[@necromech_]

i'm genuinely happy to see Jerma excited for Hitman 3, although its sad to see this game had such a disastrous launch

[@Noobazzah]

Local streamer endlessly perplexed by own ineptitude, allegedly high on drugs.

[@nof9395]

3:40 kicked for being cringe

[@120CL0CK]

Can’t wait for the grand total of good clips from the concrete level to barely crack 30 seconds