I was fucking there during the livestream. He legitimately looked like a deer in headlights, the entire time he played the level. Just dazed, confused and slightly scared.
@Chargede3 жыл бұрын
@@belgebelgravia100 he walked around the club 57 times while complaining about how much he didnt like the level
@Patrick.Weightman2 жыл бұрын
Literally the entire The Long Drive stream
@irecordwithaphone1856 Жыл бұрын
@Thurnis Haley That stream is great
@nof93953 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe all the moments of him shouting that he couldn’t win because he didn’t have any “intel” and chat calling him “intel Andy” were cut out
@lulhighman34283 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Dynomafia1392 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@haydenraspy3 жыл бұрын
“Stop saying that, it’s making me unconscious” - Jerma 2021
@FleshCastle3 жыл бұрын
"Jerma, you suck!" Jerma: *passes out*
@gloriouslyaesthetic3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@Linkbrawler90003 жыл бұрын
He’s like a Pokémon trainer. When he loses he just blacks out and wakes up in a hospital
@Linkbrawler90003 жыл бұрын
@KruzSTUDIO In most of the games when your team is all fainted it’ll say you “black out” and return to the nearest Pokémon Center
@jaykemp2861 Жыл бұрын
He peeped the Horror
@imBailout3 жыл бұрын
he was legitimately dazed and confused during this level.
@HamazuraGOD3 жыл бұрын
He's zoinked out of his MIND
@newdonkshitty3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean they C3P0
@lulhighman34283 жыл бұрын
It’s just a little cbd guys
@Noobazzah3 жыл бұрын
So many blinking lights and loud noises, poor guy's three braincells are in full overload.
@IMosuGoji Жыл бұрын
they’re making him unconscious
@nicolasrijhwani85343 жыл бұрын
His brain was so high on CBD, he called out a dead ringer spy and unknowingly makes a Jim Lahey reference.
@Psyrus883 жыл бұрын
@@FatherNagic Did you see a sign in front of my house that said, "Dead Ringer Storage"?
@briand51703 жыл бұрын
@@Psyrus88 BECAUSE THERE IS NO DEAD RINGER SIGN
@Psyrus883 жыл бұрын
@@briand5170 "Wanna know *why* you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there because storing dead ringers ain't my fucking business, that's why!"
@SettTopsMe3 жыл бұрын
It's been 3 games, 4 years, and he still thinks that blunt objects will kill people
@vizzy613 жыл бұрын
I mean... ..they sorta do. Caveman hit you with rock gang
@sltrskid2 жыл бұрын
if you throw a brick at someone's head and it shatters to pieces it's safe to assume they're dead
@Tweedle-Stupid2 жыл бұрын
@@sltrskid nah you gotta snap their necks after
@redfoxdog1 Жыл бұрын
@@sltrskid not when the description says "NON-LETHAL", smh Jerma's drawing from life experience instead of game information
@jack6126 Жыл бұрын
@@sltrskid you’d be surprised
@neilgoldberg5473 жыл бұрын
I enjoy Jerma's nervous laughter after he screws up, its charming.
@Sheridan2LT3 жыл бұрын
me too lol
@thequestionmarkperson50073 жыл бұрын
I enjoy jerma
@malthehansen79153 жыл бұрын
He's so charming I find it hard to stand up sometimes. Just how wholesome and genuine he is, it gets be so happy. Like happy as rock, solid throbbing joy. I just love how funny he is, it makes me want to work at bettering my gag reflex. He so charming though
@the-letter_s3 жыл бұрын
@@malthehansen7915 makes one wonder wtf was wrong with his gf to split up with him also horny jail is down the hall and to the left
@PaintraSeaPea3 жыл бұрын
im surprised that there doesn't seem to be any coverage of the actual initial Cement Rant where he went off on a tangent about parking garages being terrible
@luckyloomagu3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's where he got one guy'd into saying the phrase "Cement level" in the first place right? Or was that before the rant
@luxuriousmoth13 жыл бұрын
I keep seeing references to this rant and I've never seen it. Was it in this stream, or the one before?
@PaintraSeaPea3 жыл бұрын
@@luxuriousmoth1 It's at the very end of the first hitman stream, right before he turns the game off. for the last half hour or so he started playing really bad and getting agitated.
@JohnMBlue19923 жыл бұрын
note to self: never bring Jeremy/Jerma985 to a night club, he Might go Insane...
@juicejooos3 жыл бұрын
sounds like the start of Devilman Crybaby tbh
@JohnMBlue19923 жыл бұрын
@@juicejooos Im Sold
@dr.dolittle45053 жыл бұрын
Game: 𝙂𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 Jerma: "DID ANYBODY HEAR THE SHOT?!"
@georgikens75163 жыл бұрын
lmao he has literally played every level in the trilogy but doesnt know about enforcers, the second thing you learn in this game. the first is walking.
@KhaosInductionCreator3 жыл бұрын
@Mr.Springtrap Enforcers are the people that will see through your disguise if you're wearing the same outfit as them.
@bxxtrr Жыл бұрын
@The Lonely Proto late to this, but enforcers will always have a white dot over their head and on the minimap their dot is white, unlike non enforcers who have black dots on the minimap
@priqq13 жыл бұрын
I need to hear more about Bingleberry Tingleberry. He sounds interesting
@worldcure78833 жыл бұрын
I thought it was DINGLEberry Tingleberry. Much different person.
@pbjwizard3 жыл бұрын
old oil money from south africa. i believe he's a distant cousin of elon musk. washed his hands of the family business when apartheid ended, but there are those who still want to get back at him
@robokid200013 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a shitty asmr channel
@johnckaudeclaude56713 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6vZqWOCiJeBe80
@brianmcnett86243 жыл бұрын
"I dont want to hurt anybody" kills three people. Jerma is an actual psychopath
@BigColaize3 жыл бұрын
Just you wait for the wine level, i swear to god this guy is FUCKED.
@odarox28613 жыл бұрын
They can't feel hurt if they're dead.
@chuckbatmangaming3 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine seeing this guy running around shouting "IDONTWANNAHURTANYBODY!" like that while shooting people? Actually terrifying psycho behavior
@REALwoombath2 жыл бұрын
He ONLY killed three because he didn't want to hurt anybody. Just imagine what he would do if it was the opposite.
@ritoTM3 жыл бұрын
I mean if you think about it Jerma is just a zonked out John Wick.
@OVKatz3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't John Wick take a buncha painkillers before the club scene? So literally just John Wick.
@liddlemane68273 жыл бұрын
@Some Person relax big man lmao
@ritoTM3 жыл бұрын
@Some Person Sorry man next time i’ll review the video multiple times and brainstorm a joke that will make you specifically laugh.
@ritoTM3 жыл бұрын
@Some Person Of course it’s unoriginal it’s sort of like an inside joke for people who watch Jerma.
@ritoTM3 жыл бұрын
@Some Person Why are you so negative lmao. If it doesn’t make you laugh just move on. Kinda simple.
@DrIndecisive3 жыл бұрын
"HE WAS 2 PEOPLE HE DEAD RINGER-ED" got me, holy
@ChrisNinjaEagle2 жыл бұрын
"KILL THAT SPY!"
@BLK_MN3 жыл бұрын
You’d think in a huge concrete bunker blasting techno music, the guards wouldn’t hear as well, but apparently they home in on you like a shark smelling a drop of blood a mile away.
@helloofthebeach3 жыл бұрын
I mean, in real life a the sound of a gunshot is pretty unmistakable, but in real life a gunshot would give everyone in the room tinnitus.
@deeta0003 жыл бұрын
Guns are very very loud...
@iCookCrystalMeth11 ай бұрын
@@helloofthebeachwhen you’re close to guns you don’t just hear them, you feel them
@helloofthebeach11 ай бұрын
@@iCookCrystalMeth username absolutely checks out
@PsychoBenches3 жыл бұрын
The way he plans his killings sound so passive aggressive
@irisstarsterio89602 жыл бұрын
I don't think he's ever read a Twitch message like it wasn't an angry email from his boss
@dozzie89863 жыл бұрын
4:42 one of my favorite jerma quotes: "WHAT?! HE WERE TWO PEOPLE!"
@mikoirl3 жыл бұрын
"I'm a big fan of Jeremy 900 and 85. He did a stream recently where he got lost in a parking garage and talked about how much he hates concrete. I thought it was a very good stream." -Nyanners
@Cruxin3 жыл бұрын
she's damn right
@kielbasamage3 жыл бұрын
And they are both milkable.
@ketsuakagi56463 жыл бұрын
@@kielbasamage do you ever think before you speak
@skrawl83743 жыл бұрын
When did she say that? I wanna hear it again.
@ping75313 жыл бұрын
@@kielbasamage so about jerma being milkable
@ChromeOnline3 жыл бұрын
Middle-Aged Streamer catcalls men at local Arby's and only refers to himself as the "Hitman" to Police.
@badusername99033 жыл бұрын
for some reason i read that as middle school streamer
@copyrightstrike46663 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku I was laughing at the comment, and then I scroll down and see yours, which instantly made me want to stab myself in the neck
@Vanni0083 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku you need to get help. genuinely.
@dinnersandvich93293 жыл бұрын
@@copyrightstrike4666 I went from :D to D:
@Livingroomset799Dep3 жыл бұрын
Vastly inferior to Club Tornado, I mean there’s not even any Zebra’s vomiting out of their chests, 3/10
@reeldino27293 жыл бұрын
Don't let the concrete distract you from the fact that Jerma puked a whole sleeve of Oreos onto his mothers bed.
@weir-t7y3 жыл бұрын
Oh great these comments are here Can't wait to hear about tsuchinoko incessantly for the next 4 fuckin years
@kielbasamage3 жыл бұрын
FAT SNAKE
@guitarbrother12343 жыл бұрын
@@kielbasamage Thiqquid Snake
@100acatfishandwillbreakyou23 жыл бұрын
@@guitarbrother1234 Dummy Big Boss
@georgikens75163 жыл бұрын
he also forgets about the disguise mechanic, which is the third thing you learn
@ZachFett3 жыл бұрын
9:20 Jerma's so good he can shoot people that are in the foreground.
@spooky_lizbean10503 жыл бұрын
Test subject: Jeremy Albertsons Experiment: the effects of bright lights, crowds and music as seen on mind of a ADD streamer.
@zenhendershott79073 жыл бұрын
*Compromised - Gunshot heard* "DID ANYBODY HEAR THE SHOT?!"
@YourBestFriendreally3 жыл бұрын
9:21 What a brave woman, she bent the laws of space and energy to save a guy she never met.
@lance_the_avocado94923 жыл бұрын
Jerma is still zooted from the night he played this game.
@worldcure78833 жыл бұрын
He just never stopped doing drugs.
@iCookCrystalMeth11 ай бұрын
2 year long middle aged bender
@lithosagym3 жыл бұрын
"This is probably the worst Hitman gameplay you're ever gonna see, okay?" Exactly why I am watching
@lulhighman34283 жыл бұрын
8:22 The gremlin noises completely overwhelmed me spiritually and physically
@dial26163 жыл бұрын
Psychotic Streamer Kills Homeless Drug Addict in Club, Then Climbs Into Crate And Allows Himself To Be Arrested
@uhhhh_hi3 жыл бұрын
this leaves out the part where he repeatedly failed in shooting the last nightclub target and running away for about twenty minutes of attempts
@yeehawtaw21342 жыл бұрын
This is the kinda guy to secrete noxious fumes
@hada__022 жыл бұрын
Noxious fumes.. don’t you mean… GYASS ?
@doifhg3 жыл бұрын
The intro is so fitting because he does just attack the first rando he sees
@crackedemerald49303 жыл бұрын
He hates this level because it reminds him of the shady laboratory he came from.
@Beach-bn2nj3 жыл бұрын
He’s panicking so hard trying to get out when all he has to do is look at the minimap. It’s honestly kind of painful.
@GBloxers3 жыл бұрын
6:14 jerma speedruns all five stages of grief
@dodes26983 жыл бұрын
This dude kinda seems like a kind of dude who couldn't even solve a rubix cube.
@gnupfo3 жыл бұрын
Ay, I can't solve a Rubik's cube! I could though, if I learned how to do it. It's not about intelligence, it's about practice and memorization.
@Regiside03 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like even if he was injected with immortality serum and given the nicest hotel room in existence he probably still couldn’t solve it
@BigR.O.B.3 жыл бұрын
jerma is entertaining. thank you jerma985
@Gallstonehaverandcruncher19743 жыл бұрын
Please pin this channel mods
@Platitudinous90003 жыл бұрын
jake pin the comment
@Bruhčina3 жыл бұрын
looks like Jerma didn't even try with this bot!
@johnckaudeclaude56713 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6vZqWOCiJeBe80
@AmerikkaJuusto3 жыл бұрын
I dunno why but I find Jerma's "annoying 80s rockstar" voice to be really funny
@babycornsnake3 жыл бұрын
4:48 STREAMER MAKE TF2 REFERENCE ME CLAP MY HANDS AND STOMP AND LAUGH
@spacecat773 жыл бұрын
WOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE YEAH BABY
@athath20103 жыл бұрын
@@spacecat77 THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOOOOOR
@okayalright68823 жыл бұрын
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
@Slay1337pl3 жыл бұрын
@@okayalright6882 IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE
@120CL0CK3 жыл бұрын
This whole segment was legitimately more frustrating to watch live than the entire lord of the rings stream
@TailsIsDisappointed3 жыл бұрын
If Jerma is this... bad at playing Hitman, then I can't wait to see how he plays in Project 007.
@belgebelgravia1003 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: He said he's played every single Hitman Game since Codename 47, and has never managed to kill any of his targets, that isn't just running in and mowing everyone down.
@theso66663 жыл бұрын
@@belgebelgravia100 he made a deal with chat to get more than 0 stars on a level and proceeded to put 10 people in a grape crusher
@Rad-Dude63andathird Жыл бұрын
I'm amused that Jerma is so frustrated by one of my favorite levels across this entire series as a whole and not just WoA.
@TheBallisticBurrito3 жыл бұрын
I'm watching you Jerma, like a shit hawk.
@lemonl803 жыл бұрын
im putting you in my intentions in my next rosary prayer 🤣
@natefroggy36263 жыл бұрын
14:36 in my top 10 jerma moments
@ScoladeGaming3 жыл бұрын
Oh, THIS is why people call Jerma psycho. I get it now.
@yourdailydoseofomid30263 жыл бұрын
Oh no, it's _that_ level.
@heskymarky3 жыл бұрын
Hitman Fans when Sakurai reveals Popular McJRPGGuy and not Bingleberry Tingleberry, the lovable Oil Rig Machinery Extraordinaire from the great Jerma stream they watched 26 days ago
@twentylush3 жыл бұрын
i almost asphyxiated after the dead ringer
@Grahamster003 жыл бұрын
I want a compilation of all the times jerma has made that same reference with the pitchers giving up homeruns lmao. He made that same comment during the thing like 4 times
@pastellicuado3 жыл бұрын
5:39 it's making me unconscious LMAOOO
@iluvme555 Жыл бұрын
13:13 jerma summoned the jim lahey in him
@mightyentity87933 жыл бұрын
List of Jerma985 skills and abilities: 1. Cannibalism. 2. High intelligence, but not as much as a human 3. Superior fighting ability (In fact he's better than most humans) 4. Can speak several languages fluently. 5. Able to create small constructs out of organic matter. 6. Can control the minds of others. 7. Has an almost child like love for his pet rat, Ral. 8. Is incredibly arrogant. 9. Can sense presence of the Old Ones.
@Nosh183 жыл бұрын
lol, of course Jeremy can't deal with German techno clubs to save his life
@SkinnyFG3 жыл бұрын
10:57 has got to be a bit, there's no way he just so happened to not look towards his objective once
@AliHbear3 жыл бұрын
The joke about the dead ringer spy was the pinnacle of this year.
@leunrphantom95243 жыл бұрын
This is the stream where he was clueless to what he was supposed to be doing
@foelaschite96322 жыл бұрын
I love how even the camera man, behind agent 47's shoulder, is a psycho with a gun
@gemizu48743 жыл бұрын
9:23 he actually shot the person behind him, Happened to me while playing also! so fucking weird ive never had this issue when playing other 3rd person shooters but in hitman the bullets come from the crosshair not the actual gun haha
@SpecterNeverSpectator2 жыл бұрын
Yes there are other games like this, plus the other hitman too
@KyleDevy3 жыл бұрын
God I love this level
@Endiepup3 жыл бұрын
Is This The Streamer Who Went Insane Over The 2nd Easiest Level Of Hitman 3?
@belgebelgravia1003 жыл бұрын
Which is saying a lot, because the last level is literally Doom, but on a snowy train.
@Endiepup3 жыл бұрын
@@belgebelgravia100 Ok But Getting Silent Assassin Suit Only On That Level Was Such A Pain And I Don’t Know Why
@belgebelgravia1003 жыл бұрын
@@Endiepup Frankly, I have no idea why they even put Silent Assassin in the mission. Also ngl that level was pretty disappointing, I was hoping for this huge massive asylum, with loads of references to the previous games, but instead, we got a run and gun, basically.
@Endiepup3 жыл бұрын
@@belgebelgravia100 I Loved The Snowy Train Setting But Overall It Was A Pretty Forgettable Level.
@titus173 жыл бұрын
map doesn't hold the streamer's hand: streamer has decided map sucks.
@distortedjams3 жыл бұрын
THC i mean CBT i mean CBD streamer
@Platitudinous90003 жыл бұрын
PST streamer
@Jackfromshack3 жыл бұрын
- god, i hate this place Hotline Miami begins
@scslre3 жыл бұрын
9:23 Is the bullet fired from the POV of the camera, or what? She was behind him.
@kiiyll3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Jerma talked about that in the vod
@sacripudding45863 жыл бұрын
This is hitman. You can throw a suitcase and it becomes a homing missile.
@Nigitsch3 жыл бұрын
Awesome how the club is called Hölle, which is german for "hell"
@papermartin8792 жыл бұрын
"I'm skipping the level" cut to another attempt
@Papi_John3 жыл бұрын
4:46 classic Jerma tried to escape his own body.
@seandre96113 жыл бұрын
_"The game crashed."_
@RealJayJay2 жыл бұрын
i like how this level hiding all the kill opportunities makes you have to actually play the game instead of blindly following markers. this also has the side effect of exposing people who have no idea what they're doing.
@z0mbi3812 жыл бұрын
I am practically rolling on the floor from him referencing Jim Lahey out of anger and not knowing what on God's green earth he just said
@GeneralOlde3 жыл бұрын
Me playing Hitman: Oh, man. This is nerve-wracking as fuck. I better watch my step very carefully or the enemies will swarm and destroy me. Jerma playing Hitman: *runs around throwing bricks at random people and doing anything that makes enemies and NPCs suspicious of his activity*
@A_Toaster3 жыл бұрын
Streamer zonked out of his mind in a club, commits several acts of murder
@dillowribeiro55863 жыл бұрын
8:30 Richard Nixon impression replay
@astroblaster568 ай бұрын
I wish I could save comments.
@Dorf2743 жыл бұрын
Imagine Jerma in a real club...
@SuperJoshuaAguilar3 жыл бұрын
Stop making Jerma subconscious
@GamingChampion.2 жыл бұрын
9:22 sounds like the exact scream from when he made the face
@viggy7393 Жыл бұрын
wtf it's the exact same sound
@deig96973 жыл бұрын
This stream honesty made me think that jerma needs some new ADHD meds
@Randomeaninglessword3 жыл бұрын
@@closetedfurry6018 "...him impulsively save-stating just to kill someone in Hitman is funny the first few times but it can get old fast." So I'm not the only one who feels that way.
@deig96973 жыл бұрын
@@RandomeaninglesswordSame man, shit get old after he does the same joke on 30 different people
@asdfzxcv123453 жыл бұрын
Yet somehow he played gacha force for like a cumulative 20 hours or something
@endig45013 жыл бұрын
@@asdfzxcv12345 ADHD is weird like that. 99% of the time it's hard to concentrate, then occasionally you just hyperfocus on a specific thing.
@GreenEyedDazzler3 жыл бұрын
@@closetedfurry6018 it’s so hard to enjoy free content
@kayakisgod3 жыл бұрын
the dead ringer joke was a nice addition
@enclavecommsofficer56123 жыл бұрын
Hitman: Rise of the Hitman
@RossFilmsTR3 жыл бұрын
6:48 A worthy sound that, again, should not come from a human being.
@mythcat1273 Жыл бұрын
This whole stream was just me after the lobotomy
@johnnyrockett58843 жыл бұрын
i like how the map is so much bigger and theres like 12 targets
@noelle85273 жыл бұрын
this stream was excruciating to watch
@donajello3 жыл бұрын
Hey Vin. You gotta come down to my cousins club. It’s called Club Conrete.
@gnupfo3 жыл бұрын
Eva Mendes was there.
@shawnfleming28433 жыл бұрын
You gotta see my custom Star Wars figures, Vin.
@Shmoovinator3 жыл бұрын
Never new jerma had connections to mr lahey
@gibbonspit35643 жыл бұрын
ive only recently started watching jerma and i have to say, hes fucking insane i love him
@yhlorm3 жыл бұрын
yus this is my valentines day
@tristanstrain97513 жыл бұрын
4:41 They stacked up like it was Among Us!
@oakdotpng22463 жыл бұрын
God this editing is immaculate, why isn't VinnySuperG the only editor for jerma????
@turnerburger2 жыл бұрын
10:17 aww sweet they put Joe Exotic in this game!
@rubinmaballs90553 жыл бұрын
13:12 Jerma Chanels his inner Jim layhe
@becksbeard17743 жыл бұрын
GET ME OUT OF THE STREAMER ROOM
@bostonian46503 жыл бұрын
I’m going to be honest, I played the concrete level before Jerma played it on stream. I had the exact same reaction for some reason
@titus173 жыл бұрын
it's actually one of my favorite levels since you actually have to explore it, not just follow a preset guide which is basically just having the game play itself.
@bostonian46503 жыл бұрын
@@titus17 Don’t get me wrong, I liked the switch up with the objectives. It was the location itself I had a problem with.
@bostonian4650 Жыл бұрын
@@titus17 rewatching this video two years later and I actually love this level now