Hitman 3 - Whinery Refinery

[@Shevlander]

I love how Jerma was practically begging the chat for more comedy saves. Until one lone bastion of reason was like _”Dude... it’s your stream.”_

[@PearsAreOk]

the power of chat is merely an illusion

[@dees4408]

@@PearsAreOk chat itself is an illusion. Jerma is just talking to a camera and an imaginary entity called "chat"

[@trashchannel7749]

Jerma isn’t even real, he just wants to believe that he’s real so that he doesn’t have to face the reality that he’s dead.

[@toolackluster2788]

@@trashchannel7749 That is 100% an Ai Dungeon plot.

[@ponponpatapon9670]

@@toolackluster2788 you made my week with this one reply ty

[@squishybrick]

The scenario of hitman expertly describing an ancient wine, then just randomly throwing a bottle at someone as hard as he can while perfectly deadpan continues talking is a pure fucking golden moment in comedy.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

As Diana just watches in shock and panic as her field agent completely blows his cover like it's nothing.

[@ganjinc]

hitman directed by Adam sandler

[@Givett]

@@johnckaudeclaude5671 why do you keep pasting that vid in replies 😐

[@SuperCatfire]

why did you spoil it then >:(

[@TheRealestKushSmoker420]

@@Givett why do you keep pasting that vid in replies 😐

[@imBailout]

The laugh track as he’s threatening a man with a shotgun, moving him closer to a machine that will crush every bone in his body is why Hitman exists in the first place

[@nostalgia_junkie]

arthur fleck laugh

[@basedintellectual9704]

I actually felt bad watching that and expecting for him to do it

[@sedentarycub5775]

Arthur fleck joker

[@juaaanbernardofresno9952]

I laughed so hard at that bit

[@anro8917]

How dare you leave out the part where he managed to shoot Diana and the target at the same time with a sniper shot and then screamed 'COLLATERAL' at the camera.

[@zachuur3207]

@@DanCrippsey 8 months late but i appreciate you

[@SmileTOBY]

@@zachuur3207 13 days late but awesome

[@christianramirez7979]

@@SmileTOBY 6 months late but nice

[@GamesGoBrrr]

@@christianramirez7979 3 day late but cool

[@ohkaypoh]

@@GamesGoBrrr 13 days late but i agree

[@funnyvalentine4691]

This streamer is absolutely ZONKED and SMOOSHED on human red wine.

[@manboy4720]

streamer ZERKS OFF ON-STREAM and EATS HIS OWN ZUM

[@planetpuce6971]

Absolutly destoryed

[@liefhebbend]

Puny human red wine*

[@cyber_xiii3786]

He's taking inspiration from RE8

[@johnckaudeclaude5671]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4K2gZmmlM6XeJI

[@pillgrimm]

How the hell did the principal of jerma's clown school not take into consideration that jerma is in fact a graduated clown and he will never under any circumstance take the game seriously? Of all people, he should know that.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Ah, but you see, not taking it seriously comes with the profession.

[@TheAurelianProject]

That was the test all along

[@spooky_lizbean1050]

It was payback for afromented embarrassing spray bottle incident. Which you’d think as a clown would be all cool but the timing just wasn’t right ya know??

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

@@spooky_lizbean1050 Well, he was talking about the tragic car crash that took the lives of 30 students.

[@dawrench53]

Fake clown school

[@CrengTab]

when jermas on his deathbed his grandchildren are going to ask him to sing the dying song only then. Will he realize what his life's true purpose was.

[@ipmatic1935]

more like debtbed

[@spacesheep6547]

AA EE OO

[@actualhyena]

At least 10,000 people are going to try and stuff themselves in the hospital room to hear the dying song for 500 million off the debt.

[@Matteomax]

and he will ascend to heaven while a choir of angels sing ""Aaaaaa... Eeeee... Oooooo..."

[@breeze2082]

It could all be out on but jerma always seems so genuine I’d almost think he’d find that hilarious and love it

[@imBailout]

He was so into the idea of smashing/grinding every person in the level until he actually did it

[@Endiepup]

@@AxxLAfriku Local Spammer HARASSES Poor KZbin Commenter

[@snkybrki]

@@AxxLAfriku Local Spammer HARASSES Poor KZbin Commenter

[@FiascoForever]

Squisherz are really cool

[@tomjohnston884]

@@FiascoForever I was laughing, it was very funny

[@nazauwu6431]

@@AxxLAfriku reported

[@Arkhigoul]

Jerma comes across as a very polite and conscientious person so his lack of impulse control when he is relaxing is extra funny.

[@MooseyFate100]

And then he seems legitimately baffled why it happened as much as chat is

[@gordonf5553]

17:29 foreshadowing

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

19:40 And when I come on stage, can you introduce me as Jerma?

[@_slashes]

Please welcome, Jerma!

[@djdee6386]

also 22:20

[@ghhn4505]

And thus began Jerma's obsession with The Meat Grinder.

[@Jsters]

0:45 time stamped so you can listen while you brush [VERY IMPORTANT]

[@gamzoo3317]

Thanks john egbert

[@eternaldreamerofsleep]

i really did brushed my teeth during that

[@grunkleg.2934]

I can't believe this ACTUAL menace to society is still allowed on Twitch after grinding up / crushing all of those dead bodies. And to put a _laugh track_ over it? This streamer is _beyond_ f****d

[@canuckdude22]

I heard he zerked off on stream once too

[@galliman123]

dont let Limmy near hitman o_o

[@chinossynthesizer705]

@@Criperoks but bed Bananas kills every one on the map and he has smart moves as hitman

[@IWillSmurfYou]

Hes zucked

[@sedentarycub5775]

Create TDC biohazard

[@Kelohmello]

the shift from him being so excited to dump a bunch of corpses in a grinder to the sudden realization that what he was doing was REALLY FUCKED UP was so fucking funny, i'm crying and my throat hurts

[@Canadiantiger23]

27:33 meat grinder origin story

[@PapaHepatitis7170]

evidence that jerma is naturally good: immediately rushes to somebodies aid after they are attacked, even without knowing them for like more than an hour and considering them a friend

[@SammiChimi]

Let's ignore the whole grinding and crushing part.

[@san7890]

To be fair, Diana Burnwood IS Agent 47's handler, which means that anyone's who's played all the games will have some attachment to them (even if they liquify them sometimes)

[@RickJaeger]

right up until that friend is standing next to a balcony, lol

[@chinossynthesizer705]

@@san7890 bed Bananas makes the whole level into cinmatic movie

[@Sacrifice117]

lmao "why are you asking? it's your stream"

[@juanrollel3693]

I feel like in a different jerma timeline he would been a dentists

[@fishstyx5028]

I think all his past lives were jesters, clowns and comedians

[@dragotyranniraptorex6460]

If he were a dentist I guarantee he would keep his patients teeth in a drawer somewhere

[@axmoylotl]

@@dragotyranniraptorex6460 snacks

[@maxgamesst1]

Oh HEY wow, look at these TEETH, time to get in there and EE EE DI DI DINK, gonna clean you good GUH HEY

[@johnckaudeclaude5671]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4K2gZmmlM6XeJI

[@epicgamerwin1874]

The part when he just grinds up random innocent people makes him look like an actual psychopath

[@gavryy2549]

17:29 even years ago all jerma can think about is grinding people up in meat grinders

[@gold_hev_suit]

BREAKING: Man grinds up 5 people in giant grape grinder, turns himself in. "I don't think I want to do this anymore," he said to the police. Only an eyeball and a finger bone were recovered from the victims.

[@Paradox_Edge]

This is a visual representation of restrained ADHD.

[@rulingdiesout]

we've been getting all these 30-40 minute videos lately it's great, nice work editors!

[@vinnysuperg123]

[@sleeping_monkey]

21:36 - When the vineyard was bombed *(throws the bottle directly into the guy's face)* during the closing days of World War 2... Agent 47 sure knows how to capture attention, this presentation is better than Bill Gates releasing a jar of mosquitoes.

[@thatonelegend817]

Jerma is like a 6 yr old that gets bored halfway through playing with a toy

[@yepisuredolikecats]

it’s the lack of dopamine reuptake

[@nickomode5624]

Hitman Gameplay (GONE WRONG | POG EDITION | STREAMER SH*TS HIMSELF LAUGHING?!!!)

[@Azure-Anima]

that would be ster

[@themigtyboosh]

I love how the first few minutes of the video are him agreeing to the deal and he just gave up on it 10 minutes into the mission lmao. Still so glad he didn’t stick with the deal

[@CluckN]

DC: How do we get fans to watch our new re-cut? Snyder: 19:40

[@glb0768]

i skipped back to 0:10 to actually watch the video and there was barely any difference

[@holymackerelthethird2478]

My title suggestion for this one was "The Grapes of Sociopath". My disappointment is immeasurable and I'm going to fight Vinny hand to hand.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Push him into a grape grinder when no one's looking.

[@janesmith1840]

This is the price you pay for not editing every single video on this channel anymore

[@LifeWKai]

@@johnckaudeclaude5671 Buzz off

[@holymackerelthethird2478]

@@janesmith1840 A small price to pay for 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐞

[@cgibabyhand]

@@holymackerelthethird2478 thank you for your service o7

[@HANIMEME]

1:50 jerma casually does a perfect Elmo impression

[@kingkrust3145]

This man is never getting out of debt

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

22:35 This is 47's canon response and nobody can tell me different lmao

[@ThePie_NedGreen]

I love that Jerma has a uncontrollable urge to bottle someone after picking up the wine bottle.

[@ericgilbert1087]

"Why are you asking, it's your stream" Compact streamer remembers that he's the captain, now.

[@ramennoodles7328]

The first meat grinder incident

[@Velowise]

Jerma really should’ve applied for a role on Broadway

[@zaxh5]

dead people laughing as jerma smashes and grinds his victims

[@jackbartle8608]

Wine taster:"Mmmm this wine is amazing what is it ?" 47: " Its a 1965" Wine taster: "Oh yes a wonderful year" 47: "No, not year, body count."

[@sirracha1242]

this entire video is comedy gold, but 24:47, how diana left the bathroom staring at jerma fucking kills me

[@PyromationsTV]

22:37 jerma is the best friend you could ever have

[@Thiszumi]

Absolutely DEMENTED streamer crushes people and laugh tracks over it

[@XFanmarX]

If I saw a bald man waltz into a fancy dinner party and throw a wine bottle straight into someone's face I'd be *laughing hysterically* instead of wondering "what's going on?". They need to add that in the next game. NPC's that laugh at the shit you do instead of all having the same reaction.

[@bananaman1380]

17:30 He knew about the meat grinder bit long before he played Elden Ring.

[@doifhg]

Just imagining the chunky style wine is really getting to me

[@heatherperleberg7816]

22:34 Anime Protagonist Jerma

[@charliewegner]

“i’m not gonna grind this guys body up!” *IMMEDIATELY hits the shred button*

[@xdfinu8416]

Jerma is starting to sound like a dad. Poor guy starts talking to chat as if they are children.

[@kudopengi6334]

They are children

[@ccda3324]

@@kudopengi6334 extremely autistic children at that

[@elliot_rat]

@@ccda3324 inb4 someone gets mad at you for saying that

[@trickynick9139]

@@kudopengi6334 I'm mad at you for saying that

[@lance_the_avocado9492]

I like how Jerma is *STILL* zooted from the two times he’s played this game.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

200% zerked and zoinked twitch dwarf.

[@johnckaudeclaude5671]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4K2gZmmlM6XeJI

[@haydendill6288]

Always knew Elmo was a spitter, not a swallower.

[@tomthestone1470]

“Tickle me Elmo”

[@thedumbdog1964]

Go to jail

[@Mathren1]

Love how he tries to make his own laugh track, and decides to do a series of Halloween CD SFX laughs.

[@Duane57557]

30:36 A new viewer was probably watching this and thought that jerma was so narcissistic, that he adds laugh tracks to his own streams.

[@miasweatman7340]

7:08 Jerma's teacher comes on stream

[@ramaluminus]

Meat grinder saga begins

[@aeiou901]

" i don’t think i want to do this anymore" *proceeds to grind 2 more innocent people in a meat grinder*

[@virus6891]

27:17 is proof he’ll throw you in a meat grinder and show no remorse. What a psychopath.

[@sabs237]

I love how defensive he gets about his armpit hair before anyone even says anything

[@itzelpretzel]

ADHD King Jerma985 struggles with not exacting his violent virtual tendencies

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Finally, he's gone from Destoryed on Red Wine to Destoryed *IN* Red Wine

[@yepisuredolikecats]

8:02 dramatic foreshadowing

[@dogf421]

i cant belive the elden ring meat grinder appeared in this video

[@magnolianinja8082]

This man is not okay

[@kriegrrr]

17:28 narrative foreshadowing

[@azazeltf2]

OK but to be fair if some master sommelier was talking about how amazing this one particular wine was while smashing bottles of dogshit wine on the table, I might actually hear him out as like some sort of extended bit about how this wine can't even compare to the dogshit ones. At least until he smashes it over my head and gives me brain damage

[@SRMkay]

You have to wonder how Jerma acts during movies. There is no way in hell he can contain himself for an hour and a half if he can't sit through 30 seconds of video game dialogue

[@tylerkane6598]

“Gamer nerd neck preventer”

[@takeaholiday]

Jerma plays video games like he’s watching over his own shoulder.

[@standaman4578]

23:33 item asylum scrumptious beverage

[@yeehawtaw2134]

This is the kinda guy to secrete noxious fumes

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

Every time he makes a deal that can increase the debt I always cry "NO, JERMA! PLEASE! DON'T DO IT!" or something like that.

[@apiellis7679]

Toothbrush song Pog!

[@Endiepup]

Thank God I Can Finally Brush My Teeth

[@jesse-415]

Handsome young man!

[@bblv270]

The toothbrush song wasn’t even two minutes

[@eleanor5675]

my favorite jermaism is when he explains exactly why he shouldn't do something in detail and then does it anyways

[@justdakotamusic]

Jerma and northernlion have taught me how to enjoy video games again. I can't really expand past that. They just have.

[@areallybadgamer3042]

Meat Grinder™ Beta

[@jorgeoviedo870]

19:40 FEEL GOOD.

[@EnZoDxGaming]

And only their eyeballs were left

[@blankyjae3316]

24:28 “shit” ~Diana

[@budgetlifter]

something tells me jerma wouldn't be the best hitman in real life....

[@kirbygriffin1]

wym? he’s Professional, Efficient, Nondistinguishable, Intelligent, and Stealthy

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Now I just imagine him doing an IRL assassination stream with a head-mounted GoPro or something. Imagine the amount of pog moments that would result from him bumbling around someone's mansion at 2:00 AM trying to poison their wine with Cheese Nip powder.

[@johnckaudeclaude5671]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4K2gZmmlM6XeJI

[@chinossynthesizer705]

Bed Bananas would be the best hit man in real life 😂

[@crimsonlanceman7882]

@@Daniel_Lancelin Jerma waits for the guy to get in his car. RESIDENT SLEEPER

[@DieWorm]

7:12 how jerma acts IRL walking through town

[@sophiam5632]

One of the best jerma vids I wasn’t even high and laughed at everything

[@dogf421]

2:17 man explains all of politics in 10 seconds

[@CeschiArt]

27:17 Jerma is actually making some quality "sanguinaccio" 👌👌✨🍷

[@jamiemccallum9055]

0:44 new kanye track sounds dope

[@firey_burst998]

When I'm trying to hit my shots with a bottle in a silly Roblox randomizer game 23:33 --- 23:48

[@GrumpyGrym]

1:55 and on is the best TLDR of Hitman lore, shame it has to come from A PSYCHO streamer

[@macroplanet]

I love how the people at that table didn't care that there was a man just casually tossing wine bottles right in front of them

[@maglectivire3095]

jerma's unending struggle to contain his insatiable bloodlust continues

[@TheDarkar22]

I was actually fucking brushing my teeth that shit creeped me out

[@toad14]

OH YEAH, IT'S JERMA TIME

[@w33w00]

Hey everyone. Participant, witness and survivor of the the smooshening here. I’ve been in therapy ever since, all thanks to this CRAZED LUNATIC streamer

[@monke_mojo]

18:35 all it takes.. is one bad stream to reduce the most insane streamer to debt

[@erfaniom9576]

i cant believe the part where somebody in chat said "leave somebody's head out of the squisher so it squishes everything but the head" got left out

[@Acle75]

23:33 - 23:48 where Jerma stats humming for item asylum scumption beverage players

[@rykkiee]

Chat is just the voices that Jeremy can hear in his head, telling him to crush everyone he sees

[@thatlostpolk8947]

23:33 Item Asylum people rise up to hear this sound

[@rodanfanfuku2112]

First stream I caught live

[@vectormanforever]

3:00 ...I recognize that room... and those bleachers... and the trojan pride thing on the back wall... That vas my fucking highschool!... Why did I never get my certificate to clown!?!... I've been fucking bamboozled!

[@3Dogg]

12:18 perfect noises