Jerma Jokes Himself

[@ROB0JOE]

oh he's joking off he's busting a gut

[@FenixFang]

Best comment of all time

[@happe114]

now thats a knee plapper!

[@gremlinman9724]

+4

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

+2,000,000

[@bearmanjon_bmj]

This joke saved a marriage that I don't have.

[@thelegalsystem]

That awkward silence after something lewd happens is peak Jerma content. I like to think his mom tunes in every stream.

[@SANDVlCH]

Possibly due to the Lego Star Wars “fuck” incident

[@jordynensor2081]

he’s so shy

[@Possume]

no way jerma joked off a guy on stream

[@neoentertainment4957]

I cherma choked off reading this

[@TheRealOneWin]

I’m joking my jerm rn

[@SapkaliAkif]

58:34 (I only came here for this scene. I don't want to spoil the game for me self)

[@noaag]

he joke my jerma until i stream

[@theboiyouddate5722]

​@@SapkaliAkifwhat I love about that moment is he goes "Woah" then continues

[@Derinrin]

ZORNY streamer COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT to commit one last CRIME SPREE and do WHAT with a BASEBALL???

[@davidkloc8434]

CRIME SHPEE

[@Lucas-dy5mt]

and not even half, it was a FULL baseball bat

[@azzilan]

not the baseball minigame we were looking for

[@RM22201]

This comment is why he soft retired

[@thefatherinthecave943]

He does WHAT to retirement?

[@chrissalsop6673]

do you ever get the impression jerma just puts on a prerecorded playthrough of the game with no commentary and reads a newspaper or something i feel like he could get halfway through his own wedding and not know where he is or what was going on

[@Double512]

chat what-what is this guy doing. why is this guy walking my wife to the..."he's you're best man"? best...man? best at what, stealing my wife? i don't understand, what do you MEAN "best man" that does not EXIST

[@fo9044]

No

[@thefailus4550]

his severe dementia is just too much for him

[@boingodoingo1930]

That's called paying attention to chat and not the game.

[@manboy4720]

@@Double512 wa-eh-i-yuh-uh-wh-th-there's no secrets over here?

[@orionbarnes1733]

Unbelieaveble that Jerma nine hundred and eighty-five could be skrunk down and transported to England and STILL be the same old self who doesn't get ZENIS jokes until it's too late. I cried.

[@moggle4781]

everybody must get SKRUNK

[@KillerHatDude]

Watching jerma play this game live was amazing. He constanly ignored everything and reading chat. It was like watching someone drive with their eyes completely focused on their phone

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

I mean, Jerma definitely reacted to the jokes. He just didn’t laugh at them. That’s OK. You don’t need a force everyone to like what you like… 😅

[@nabilrahman8243]

Pre-recorded

[@coda8525]

​@@GreenEyedDazzler He asked what was going on like 30 times.

[@Angels510]

@@coda8525 Do British people think anybody other than them gets jokes like “Sheffield innit?”

[@bugjams]

For Jerma to react, British humor would first have to be funny. Since that likely won't happen before the heat death of the universe, you'll have to find some other way to make Jerma chuckle.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Shoutout to whoever brought up the oreo puke story in 2024

[@SkiddlyBink]

god i was just thinking about that story this morning. serendipitous

[@Patrick.Weightman]

@@SkiddlyBink "When I was vomiting an entire sleeve of oreos into my mom's bed, some of you were in a crib"

[@swishoemi]

i fucking love joking myself while watching jerma

[@fruitgummi]

i thought everybody did that

[@butterflyknivez]

@@fruitgummi we do

[@Numbabu]

@@fruitgummiwe do

[@k1j1j1j]

you

[@Austrveg]

dont do that ):

[@Regulith]

I enjoy jerma's evolution from insisting he's never touched a drug in his life to casually going "so we were sitting on the couch, and we were high"

[@BabbyBoomCook]

We had a pact to never reveal our triple jump capabilities to the talls and Jerma does it in the first 5 minutes of the video. Classic retired streamer.

[@cynicalia]

Jerma forgot lets cut him some slack

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

30:22 HEATBREAKING: SENILE streamer with SEVERE DEMENTIA attempts to remember what his FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTER sounds like

[@KaladinPaladin]

Jerma discovers British people exist live

[@Kaz-sg1ih]

From New England btw

[@illustrasher]

his ass is partly scottish and irish 😭

[@bugjams]

Tragic, innit

[@AhmedMalaki]

He even wants to be one of them

[@rhettshanley8712]

1:05:36 LMAO HE LAUGHED AT THE CAR CRASH

[@FSousA7X]

As always

[@MandrakeHorse]

Perfectly cut as well

[@Patrick.Weightman]

caught jerma slipping

[@TunaRice]

I cant belive he joked his zenis on stream

[@PinnePon]

I'm bout to laugh

[@Numbabu]

I can believe it that’s what I’m watching for

[@Jocuro2]

The eternity that went by just to say "Never show a slug the under side of a rug" killed me. If you listen close you can hear the steam coming out his ears as he thinks up a rhyme

[@axelotlee_]

Disco Elysium sure looks different

[@cynicalia]

New update

[@yahkimicki236]

if revachol was british not french

[@josh-jr1lv]

Reggie's wife could learn a thing or two

[@NIGHEGNFERBBC3522]

Stop being a joke off!

[@2fortsmostwanted]

The Holly laugh-o-meter is the new +2/-2

[@manashieldmedia]

him being called a traitor for wanting to walk around with a cane and look at bananas is so funny

[@jaykemp2861]

Can't believe superstar streamer Jerma985 got executed for treason because he looked at bananas while holding a cane and wearing a coat. :((((

[@mythcat1273]

What does he even mean "look at bananas" is that a British thing

[@upyoursdotcom]

​@@mythcat1273He didn't mean "British" when he said "one of these guys", he meant one of those guys on screen at some sort of market

[@mr.boxhead4075]

Our beloved weed streamer is back.

[@PinnePon]

CRIME IS SKYROCKETING IN NEVADA

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

​@@PinnePonDOCTORS HATE HIM!

[@hannahs614]

jerma should do the cannon stream to a T and not stream for 20 years and then start uploading his food podcast when he turns 60

[@nanomario]

straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My streamis

[@boop53]

YORKSHIRE TEA MENTIONED A PROPER FACKING BREW

[@sydious_s_snake]

BLOODY RIGHT LAD

[@dollindirty1578]

straight up edging my punchline to this right now, straight up joking it

[@jerryogpack]

The worst part about this stream is learning that the battle axe streams never happening

[@Jabbersac]

i thought joking yourself went against youtube TOS

[@coalkingryan881]

Double standard. If you’re a hot Jerma, they let you get away with it.

[@jimmybean420]

@@coalkingryan881 It's really not fair. KZbin discriminates against ugly Jermas like me and nobody seems to care.

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

​@@jimmybean420I care. Not very much, but that's rather beside the point.

[@officialmasqq_594]

My British conditioning is so strong that I thought it was an actual ad when I saw Yorkshire Tea in the intro

[@JasonTheOneAndOnly]

Ya left out possibly the best joke, outrageous. "That's not a watering can.....that's a watering can't."

[@TylerNovakYT]

Holly's silence during this stream was deafening.

[@LexHansenGuitar]

Jerma has talked so much about being a senior citizen I forgot he was 39

[@Withing_]

Even the editor couldnt get himself to add "off" to the title like Jerma did

[@Xela42]

22:33 What now

[@RoseRatTGM]

there's no way he says "trash barrel" i refuse to believe anything except that he was just covering his ass for fucking up saying "trash can"

[@LilShpee19]

9:15 "I guess im the weird guy" Like we all haven't know that for YEARS😂

[@Captain_Bobvious]

It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy.. We miss you buddy

[@stijnlandman7319]

Original joke btw

[@elcharro3548]

That last part gave me don't hug me i'm scared flashbacks

[@mikroraptor]

jermas intense dread and fear of loud noises makes me feel seen tbh

[@RazanaArcclaw]

This game was made for jerma, but the amount of jokes he misses is so sad.

[@moosejuice2166]

Literally misses every joke, felt like he was doing it on purpose to a degree 😂

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

Well, he was stiff with attention during The Milk and Fish Punching bits

[@calebgigachad6705]

Maybe because this game is deeply unfunny

[@Angels510]

TLDR for the jokes in this game “England innit?”

[@bugjams]

what "jokes"? You mean the cutscenes that played out for minutes on end for the punchline to be, "haha isn't it whacky that someone would do that isn't that unrealistic??" or, "haha he said a word that means peepee or poopoo!" watching British humor is like eating dry crusty bread. Utterly devoid of joy and sometimes even painful to endure.

[@connorfritz6587]

Its almost like he's still with us 😢 I can here him still joking off 🤧

[@rickastley8655]

straight up jokin it, and by it i mean, well my peansits

[@interrexclamacion]

40:18 can you imagine the faces he was making while creating these noises

[@DrunkenCoward1]

This is the first time Jerma has ever played a game where the main character is almost as tall as he is.

[@Supercohboy]

30:40 Meater Griffin.

[@altcat]

YAY i get 2 watch jerma joke off b4 sleeping

[@eggbug2244]

Jerma’s final stream where he boofs a baseball then jokes off

[@_KungFuBarbie_]

Crazy that Jerma joked that guy off and nobody is talking about it

[@deopeth_6134]

The edit makes it seem The fish guy getting off makes jerma think about hes burger tier list

[@JuneEgbert]

for anyone actually wondering what an "oily bap" is, it's just a breakfast roll, etc a roll with eggs/sausage so on so forth usually very greasy, "Bap" just means bread roll.

[@cal5365]

It's just a joke about shitty overly oily shit you can get on every high street

[@obbvs]

ITS TIME FOR THE JERMANATOR

[@wealthybone2990]

For a second there I thought the title said he jorked himself and this is how his final stream ends by jorking it on stream.

[@allideni836]

13:32 CRIME is SKYROCKETING in NEVADA.

[@gswinney1533]

'everything's sweaty, maybe dripping a little'. Yeah. That's an apt description of England

[@BindingOfKana]

retired streamed ZONKED on stream starts JOKING HIMSELF OFF LIVE TO THOUSANDS OF VIEWERS???

[@itsmemichelle6411]

A yorkshire tea add was not how i expected this video to start, but i love it.

[@Leetgrain]

Devil May Cry really traumatized Jerma, huh?

[@mustardorb8867]

He cares about his viewers not being blown the fuck up

[@LogCabinMusic]

ive been joking myself to this video for an hour

[@ginger7903]

57:05 he just said this so people he know will get him silly birthday cards

[@clairecaldwell1611]

I'm super sick atm and my brain is all messed up so while the whole video is entertaining, hearing Jerma refer to a garbage can as a TRASH BARREL legitimately made me wheeze

[@snowdevil002]

old man almost dies to a white screen transition and can't stop talking about the las vegas sphere

[@danzargy]

37:12 He let his true feelings slip through, he's becoming more unstable by the minute...

[@RealityMasterRogue]

seeing translated subtitles is so weird

[@beb_9345]

2:56 dude i already do

[@wetoddedd]

i wish he didn't spoil that cannon idea and actually went through with it and emotionally scarred everybody

[@phoenixblaze5491]

how did he not make a scorn joke aroun the 30 minute mark

[@LumenMage-lj7zo]

this whole stream chat was yelling at him for talking over almost every joke

[@lautjuarez4964]

No one is going to talk about the transition in 12:55?

[@SuperSweatySilentIndieGamer]

Very good

[@Defnotdiablo]

thank you for the yorkshire bit at the start i feel represented

[@yashuab.2979]

This is like a painter retiring, after retirement the stuff he makes just gets exponentially more valuable!

[@SoggyMicrowaveNugget]

Dude that story about the "Crime is skyrocketing " ad hits home. You get really dumb political ads that are SUPER biased and sensational and just blast at 10x louder than the video.

[@wonkywilla6869]

L4d1 is one of my favorite games man

[@Sh1zle703]

30:38 Meater Griffin

[@lofimonkeyjazz]

the hidden spiteful jokes on margaret tatcher are the best thing of this game

[@JaydenJelly]

1:05:35 jerma car crash moment

[@adrain182]

one of my favorite jerma streams was scribblenauts so this is hittin rn

[@LumpKingDLO]

Loved his left 4 dead 2 rant/bit

[@Ruemir007]

This makes Britain seem so whimsical... Is it anything like this irl?

[@CringePotato]

Britain isn't real in the first place

[@weedAndTransRights]

average day in yorkenshireoffshamptonvilleshire

[@RegnStövel]

I just watched over an hour of this?

[@Eli_Hurley]

17:11 “if I put you in a meat grinder and only your eye comes out, you’re probably dead.”

[@Nomatophobic]

For anyone not getting the 10 bob joke: "10 bob" was colloquial for 10 shillings "in't old money" (before decimalisation). There was indeed a note for it which, due to inflation, became more and more absurd as when it finally made the switch it was changed to the 50 pence coin. You'll often find previous generations still insist on obtusely calling them "10 bobs" though, to the great confusion and frustration of the youths taught nothing but metric in school.

[@brandonelston1969]

24:58 Jerma joked the bed.

[@GARGANTUANMASKEDFISH]

Definitely my favourite Jerma cold-open so far.

[@lithium444]

I'd like to congratulate Jorka Jokebertson for winning every Oscar in the 2025 Oscars for his role in the Jacker: Follyadoo, that's right chat I'm a time traveler

[@Navzzzz]

I finished watching the video, thank you for this fine contribution. This will do well.

[@TheBestBoyyeeehehe]

The only thing you do in this game is walk up to things and click them

[@deadsaneartistfreelancer3281]

11:15 there's a Princess Diana plate in every house hold in Britain

[@AncelDeLambert]

I like how the first thing Jerma does in the game proper is become a Warcraft orc wtf Habit Burger mentioned

[@kerdiocool]

real ones remember when the title had an apostrophe

[@yaogwai]

I scant billeef Zerma joked off the fishucker

[@Purble]

50:36 I got it right away and I GOTTA know what the entire chat was saying here

[@jaspermellema7951]

the boomer impression took me of guard man that shit was too good

[@KarazolaX]

He missed out on the WoW NPC bit, should have ended it with the first "Oh, hello there" dialogue after it loops around.

[@yutub561]

that left 4 dead reference has me feeling old

[@theokushmerek1616]

Uugh... Ugh ... UUGHH IM GUNNA JOKE

[@lilpipookoloo8792]

OH GOD IM JOKING AAAAAAAAA

[@dbridges]

i cant believe jerma missed every single joke this stream

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

CRIME IS SKYROCKETING.

[@rhettshanley8712]

46:35 his Beavis and butthead is amazing

[@WizzardTelevision]

37:50 The Good The Bad and The Ugly had a scene here in favor of tub. "If you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk."

[@rose_d_mary]

I had to get 2 cheesy gordita crunches to watch this rare retired andy drop

[@Eli_Hurley]

26:42 CASEOH