Pains, Trains and Dinomobiles

[@juliomontoya8824]

Jerma and Ster are pretty much two faces of the same chaotic coin. The main difference being that Ster is the kind of guy who starts a fire in order to amuse himself, while Jerma is the kind of guy who accidentally sets himself on fire.

[@Jazz-dh2ds]

Then Jerma laughs about it

[@YangBalanceYin]

Perfect description.

[@xemiii]

came for the dinosaurs, stayed for the dinosaur

[@danialakasyah8928]

The dinosaur was literally doing everything. I couldn't have imagined what would've happen if he didn't accidentally joined.

[@ammarsp]

Wait a minute, where did the "s" go

[@jcoolmar]

That’s not very nice, he’s only in his 30s

[@johnjowari7128]

The S moves silent like a G in lasagna.

[@MicahMotion]

Lol!

[@glb0768]

someone should make a video or game that takes advantage of the fact that jerma doesnt wear his right earbud id love to watch him realize he hasnt made progress in a game for 10 minutes because the instructions were going through the other earbud

[@reesehorsley5818]

Holy shit i love this idea, just a jerma fangame where it tells how to do everything and jerma cant hear it. Chat would go mad.

[@SNIperofDARKness02]

@@reesehorsley5818 It should be a puzzle game, but the catch is all the hints/answers are told through the right ear. So you can solve the puzzle without it but the chat will go berserk over how incompetent Jerma is when being spoon fed the answer. Albeit it probably would only last a few minutes until Jerma puts his right ear bud. but this concept could work in a game not necessarily devoted to that joke.

[@vigilantslacker6039]

Imagine him realizing and then trying to defend himself from Star. It would be impossible.

[@TheOneAndOnlyZeno]

@@reesehorsley5818 Chat would fucking ruin it by saying "RIGHT EAR STUPID STREAMER SUX"

[@leepicbaconman1553]

Ok but now imagine that, but the other earbud is telling the WRONG instructions. Pure confusion and chaos. Maybe even have it switch back and forth between which earbud is right and which is wrong

[@RickJaeger]

boy that dinosaur got out fast when the name reveal was happening, he must be a dev

[@toothmello]

I love when a mystery player from the chat comes in and wipes the floor with Jerma and anyone else playing

[@rudeboyspodcast]

Whenever an obscure game is played, chances are there's at least one expert on chat like "THIS IS MY CHANCE"

[@123ace77]

I love the 3 streamers watching someone from chat play a game

[@holymackerelthethird2478]

LIFE IS TRAIN, I HATE

[@holymackerelthethird2478]

@@remingtonsteele9431 Roasting your carrots before adding them to a stew will add a richer depth of flavor to the final product

[@crit7514]

Still the best video he has made

[@bolicob]

The only difference between Ster and Etalyx's voice is the mic quality

[@rustroomofdoom]

i literally couldnt tell they were both there until he got in game and they discussed who was who

[@divineterabyte5181]

Ster is Etalyx's alt account

[@frogfrog666]

yeah i literally thought the one of the guys was a random player for like the first 5 mins lol

[@johnjowari7128]

And also Etalyx is sarcastic 98% of the time while Ster is 75%. Sometimes the roles are reversed though.

[@RickJaeger]

Etalyx's accent helps distinguish it.

[@helloofthebeach]

The dinosaur is like a griefer or stream sniper except they just want everyone to have a good time. I love this dinosaur.

[@onlinestonedogii]

i love how they just keep the dinosaur player around, like they didnt even bother thinking about it

[@jakesommer3914]

When you're on payroll but no one remembers hiring you.

[@hevoo]

For some reason, the narrative that they're a dev who REALLY wanted to play with their favorite streamer(s) so they took advantage of their dev powers to force their way into their game... is very cute to me. That's adorable, in fact.

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

It’s crazy that Jerma and John Candy knew each other back when they both did movies

[@janesmith1840]

Fun fact, Jerma actually caused his death

[@gooseygooseman1383]

@@janesmith1840 I still can't believe he was able get off scott free at the murder trial

[@BodywiseMustard]

​@janesmith1840 Jerma is a hero if true

[@bouchieQ]

Everytime Jerma uploads I cower in fear

[@TheLunarMan]

as you should

[@sharkbait6699]

I personally kneel and pray

[@noahk3496]

I’m breaking out in a cold sweat

[@thatsreallyamoon]

personally i just insta nut

[@battlefront81]

Sorry if this is a dumb question but is this an official Jerma channel? Uploaded by Jerma?

[@isaacfree7813]

Music and them talking somehow started to mixing into a song somehow around 4:24

[@bolicob]

That sounded really good actually wow

[@rodbot]

Sick remix

[@imBailout]

jerma said during one of the brb’s that he chose this game because “it reminded me of my childhood.” take that as you will.

[@NotCOPPAFTCA]

@Brokkr That explains why he's so short.

[@Anzallos]

@Brokkr Still a boomer tho

[@steampoweredmaniac5359]

Jeremy randomly deciding that the train needed to turn around in order to get the gold should be shown in college lectures as a study on conformity, and the rise of irrational beliefs through the assenting of a more vocal minority.

[@Luigiofthegods]

And then STAR_ fucking *SPIT in his COFFEE*

[@cyberbug578]

“It’s people like you are why we‘ll never find hilarys emails”

[@bishubi]

i unironically believed that etalyx was ster for years until i watched this video

[@NotCOPPAFTCA]

Wow this "Impostor is Sus guy" is funny I hope he gets more attention. I love indie streamers.

[@joeyghostx]

I like your joke sonny.

[@blueluma6187]

He’s so niche!

[@johnjowari7128]

I remember watching him when he was still in his mom's basement at 1 A.M with an Unregistered HyperCam 2 set-up streaming to no one. What a legend.

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

@@johnjowari7128 oh that’s a good one

[@rurathn5534]

Yeah he also just recently began his streaming career hopefully it'll take off!

[@nothing4mepls973]

The way the dinosaur played without taking control or being disruptive is really nice. A rando stream sniping constructively and the streamers just going along with it is wonderful and I want to see more.

[@tovarischshashlikov]

Im convinced that there are AT LEAST 5 people in this video

[@Funkyent]

JERMA VS STAR! JERMA VS STAR! AND SOME RANDOM INDIE CEO IS IN THE CALL

[@ood9700]

Initially I thought the other guy was just Jerma with a voice modulator on

[@AppliedGats]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mn-nYYJperOKmLM Welcome to my favorite jerma joke

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

Maybe it was just jerma playing on 4 different computers while talking to himself in different voices

[@Jvirus2]

Back when army of two first came out

[@rickyrockstar1233]

10:14 Jerma discovers what is fog.

[@Rocky-ve9iv]

He's learning more about the world every day, I'm so proud

[@mystcat3]

"It's called draw dist- ... Nevermind..." Fucking squid girl

[@Serucipe]

I love how Jerma acts as the father figure to the two married men he's friends with.

[@beewilson5555]

ty mackerel I needed this right now ❤️

[@Boney9551]

If the brb in the highlights lasts over 2 minutes you know it’s a good video

[@Zeephon]

3:32 it's been so long since he's done the "star_ asshole voice"

[@TheRentown]

Nice to see Dino collab with smaller streamers like the imposter is sus guy.

[@tomsvarietychannel8099]

in all seriousness, shout out to this *INSANE* streamer for being the biggest source of serotonin to get me thru the pandemic

[@blueluma6187]

PSYCHOTIC streamer makes his fans HAPPY during ROUGH TIMES

[@SuperCakeKing]

serotonin is not the “happy chemical”

[@100GamesofDeath]

im losing my mind over the guys sudle movements trying to tell the guys to do what he is saying

[@poopyjoe7883]

@2bee nice pfp that album’s sick

[@lizard8861]

sudle

[@BattleLions]

sudle

[@Anzallos]

sudle

[@100GamesofDeath]

sudle

[@FallenSnakashi]

4:45 “Uh oh” I fucking love you jerma

[@dezzy2357]

The fact that the three of them are such an incompetent team is hilarious.

[@uppercut4111]

Dinosaur Train was my childhood, man.

[@gostigoo6706]

Can we talk about how the seeds were "poopa" and "sexfa"

[@13megaprime]

HERMIT psycho spends majority of life indoors, doesn't know what fog is

[@bluesheepminecraft]

It makes my soul happy to hear Etalyx in these videos, his channel was one of my favs back in high school

[@nyarg33]

its so fucking painful watching them turn the ENTIRE train around when they can just step on the bolt...

[@lowcostfish]

Why are you watching this? Jeremy is streaming right now

[@metformin3154]

yo thanks for telling me

[@icchorist]

@Jåsh No they dont

[@delightfulkissboy8926]

I'm watching both at the same time to maximize my Jerma consumption.

[@Martin0]

I only want to see the good parts

[@isaak8145]

@@icchorist thought I'd give my input on this strangers emotions, i don't think they do they're lying

[@tricky8579]

The dinosaur train intro just unlocked a memory I didn’t know I had anymore

[@crunchytoast4993]

Jerma, etalyx, and ster all have good chemestry, these streams are always fun

[@KelBShobra]

Babe come quick jerma uploaded

[@Hally-oc8ry]

No ones coming…

[@djsnortski2724]

I wanted to show my gf jerma but I haven’t quite found the appropriate video yet!

[@ShuckleShellAnemia]

Abusively possessive streamer BANS his boyfriend from making new friends over the phone

[@MrLassner11]

bring back dinosaur week! >:3

[@Ataro104]

this game actually looks really fun!

[@spongegar]

Their seed is "poopa5s"

[@christianitis]

These video titles just keep getting better and better

[@whynotanyting]

House Flipper brings out the deepest darkest corners of Jerma

[@BudBonkerson]

Mall developer

[@Matt-ry5xj]

one guy GOAT

[@AkuAnkka69]

I read Dinomobiles as Dildomobiles and got very confused

[@TheNosnets]

Dino lad was a very good addition and was very polite

[@orangefroot]

Love to see both ster and etal content in the same video

[@cscottk9025]

jerma is a computer AI that broke the code

[@MrRawrgasmic]

I've said it many times before. Jerma is the only content creator that I can stomach being so awful at games

[@carlll7596]

oh wait, this was a game i thought of getting! nice to see the GERM played it

[@trutwhut6550]

Haha great video jerma!

[@tharwab]

my favorite part was when jerma said “choo choo i’m a train hehe!”

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

I knew I wasn't the only one who drinks the Jerma Spit Special

[@xtremegaming1232]

Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends for next intro

[@inbhir_nis]

etalyx will side with jerma even if he is clearly wrong

[@frog985-2]

idk what im looking at, but jerma make funny noise

[@choppa3358]

For anyone wondering: +49 is what you dial for a german mobile number

[@akinstar7326]

i bought this game because of this stream : )

[@Neamhain97]

this stream is so old wait

[@coleharrison3171]

YEAAAAAAAAAH DINOSAUR TRAIN INTRO WOOO YEAAAH

[@SweetPeteInTheBackSeat]

Getting back seat anxiety watching them play

[@sirpsycactus]

i propose we replace the catboy jerma punishment with a dinosaurboy jerma punishment where he has to be eaten by the dinosaur from this game on stream to make up his debt

[@simplename1064]

Can't believe jerma watch baby show

[@Slirthart]

Jerma and Star is what I really needed today. Thank you

[@mrjohnnyk]

So this is how they built the railroads

[@4shar]

10:02 "he just does things" probably how my parents talk about me

[@Vulioll]

this is making me go crazy

[@HeyJinx]

WTF JERMA REAL??? ?? ?? ??

[@essentials7190]

i, too am confused

[@whynotanyting]

Dinosaur guy was probably already playing the game when the stream started

[@CrengTab]

Jermas kid's gonna walk for the first time and think its a dev

[@bugbug44]

i couldn’t tell that there were 3 people playing the game for 6 minutes because ster and etalyx sound exactly the same

[@jamesforgington3315]

Ster is a min-max gamer while Jerma is a casual gamer

[@waffleless]

Dev-osaurus Trax

[@foxdie8302]

when star said "fuck you guys" I really felt that

[@vertono6084]

My brain feels ere-measurable pain.

[@JioVega]

And then i fucking spit in his coffee

[@Zanytiger6]

The Dinosaur is either Sters Wife or Sters Mom

[@boatchips7820]

Wake up babe, new jerma video just dropped

[@sanspun]

devinsaur

[@strangeWaters]

etalyx is their auspistice

[@narwhalguy3829]

YES PLEASE PLAY MORE

[@bugjams]

random dinosaur player for Jerma Rumble 2021

[@itsgiorno2311]

everyone loves dino guy :)

[@jobelplayedminecraft3700]

dinosaur supremacy

[@pirrups]

love u jerma

[@daniel.holbrook]

this music fucking *SLAPS* yo

[@partypotry]

7 mins into the video & i just realized etalyx was there

[@nou1178]

Dino viewer for Jerma Rumble 2004

[@MikadoHa]

watching this instead of watching the stream

[@thatsreallyamoon]

LOL mvp dino viewer!

[@lewismartin533]

Loved this :)

[@chrxstt]

Thanks

[@kaelenosmond4352]

This soundtrack do be shmackin

[@hexapli8411]

This guy doesn't even link his friends streams on the description wow.

[@halo7372]

I love Dino

[@nerdygmr5]

IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?