Spore - Creation of Science and Wonder

[@ZIOM5000]

"Alright, while we have sex, just.. think really hard about machineguns." Jerma's take on evolution is amazing.

[@3mmy341]

Lmao

[@hoobar5331]

I'd like to think that evolution is just a species collectively thinking "damn I wish I could do that" and then over the course of hundreds of thousands of years they just will it into their DNA

[@DCBiscuit]

@@hoobar5331 I mean, that’s kind of what psychosomatic illnesses are.

[@WhiteyTighters]

That line got me good

[@josephpriest4925]

@@hoobar5331 No, it's more like the DNA randomly says "Eh give em this" and if it works then they all breed and get it but if they don't them the weird ones with it die off

[@dennybennis]

My favourite part of the spore streams is jerma referring to his creatures mate as his wife, like the microorganisms are legally married

[@aidanayers2093]

no premarital sex allowed on stream

[@polyhex]

they’re zarried

[@carto4028]

Do you expect them not to be? To imply such is a sin you know....

[@iamsalamander]

No sex till marriage

[@fowlish202]

Have any spore videos been uploaded to his channel before this one?

[@_incogni_]

"He's got a gamer neck" I immediately sat up straight in embarrassment.

[@Pellkot]

That's a myth! *asperger me in my basement never understanding the Quasimodo jokes in school*

[@brutusthebear9050]

@@Pellkot Nope, nerd neck is a real thing that is highly noticeable. Posture is highly important to attraction and health.

[@disposable_income_andy]

@@brutusthebear9050 scout neck tf2

[@boass]

The last thing you want to hear: “Hey Gronk,”

[@boass]

@The Jerma985 idk if multiple people have a similar username but you’re everywhere, not just on the official videos either...

[@boass]

@The Jerma985 so you just be hanging around everywhere huh? Like the unofficial Jerma mascot

[@the-letter_s]

"Hey Bill." "That hurt."

[@wormengine]

IT'S GRANK. HE'S CALLED GRANK DAMNIT.

[@fissledissle7090]

as soon he saw his name he just said “fuck it, I’m naming him Gronk instead of that shitty name”

[@enimo9241]

The fact that the pizza has multiple eyes on its back disguised as olives scares me.

[@succculentshark]

It's like a angler fish or something, you go in for a piece of pizza and then suddenly your right arms gone

[@Indigo_404]

Ambush predator

[@swedneck]

kinda sus

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Mimic pizza.

[@mynamesnotshanekid813]

I am screaming in the current year.

[@headflap7569]

12:32 "this game doesn't have autosave, please please please, you'll fuckin' lose everything" "make sure to save often" "make bean bag sonic" One of these is not like the others

[@juice2143]

11:03 I like how he says "I don't like the way it looks" before it cuts to the same creature that he has made look infinitely worse

[@twentylush]

these spore streams arent the same without the visions from Angel Gabriel coming forth every time he loads something

[@squishy77wah78]

One winged jerma

[@erfaniom9576]

ngl those were really fucking cool

[@mikehockishard4367]

Pain.

[@Wynterloverr]

The perspective of watching a Jerma stream then suddenly the screen flashes and you see Archangel Gabriel telling you something important, only for it to be cut off again by Jerma like screeching or something. Gold.

[@eurghunner]

Can someone enlight me on the situation with Gabriel, Jerma and Spore?

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

"bugs are just math. Bugs are just a math problem" Oh he's talking about software development. "Bugs are just a math problem living as creatures"

[@Pillar_of_Salt]

I don't know if you've ever seen an ant raid, but thats pretty much how it seems

[@megastoejoe]

Life is just one big math problem.

[@Pillar_of_Salt]

@@megastoejoe Honestly, yeah

[@SleepyOcto]

@@megastoejoe Thats because math is the language to describe every event and thing.

[@SleepyOcto]

@The Jerma985 I mean when do living things become sentient?

[@aibogoku7730]

wait until jerma learns that scorpions are one of the oldest creatures on earth

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

And as far as animals go they make an extraordinary amount of sense.

[@therealestmannyt1029]

Carboniferous type beat

[@PinkyDango]

They were the first to evolve onto land

[@boatchips7820]

@@therealestmannyt1029 Silurian*

[@draexian530]

@@SyrupBuccaneer Thank you. Who gets to a leaking giant with two of each limb and a brain too large for a birth canal from first principles before a compact armored predator. Especially given the take I just heard from one of us.

[@StripezTheBeast]

Fun fact: Throughout two 6 hour streams, Jerma spent roughly HALF of the game editing something in some way, and spent the other half failing miserably in a game infamous for being too easy

[@carto4028]

@The Jerma985 i HATE him, hes such a zoinker :(

[@patata6868]

I love how Jerma can get to Hades in just 5 hours but he can't win at a kids game

[@dawidek4267]

Stop mocking him he's doing his best why are you all such meanies

[@santiagoramirez1400]

@@dawidek4267 shut up bruh. I see you calling people gay in the comments.

[@TurbopropPuppy]

@@dawidek4267 he has Gronk, he'll be fine we, on the other hand...

[@TheDolphinTuna]

It’s a shame the Spore servers are down. Jerma would have loved encountering all the crazy custom creatures the Spore community made over the years.

[@daydreams6956]

NOOO, im assuming you mean they're down forever..? :(( ig it's to be expected the game is old af but still :((

[@TheDolphinTuna]

@@daydreams6956 Looking it up, I think they only shut down on the disc version of the game. Apparently Steam and Origin versions still have server access.

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

@@TheDolphinTuna yeah I was gonna say, there’s no way spore developers made some of the stuff I saw.

[@WILTEDSYS]

@@TheDolphinTuna steam version doesnt, origin version does. steam version requires you to register the accursed game with origin to make it work :/

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

@@TheDolphinTuna makes sense steam could host on their own servers and ea owns origin

[@manintheline5331]

The second creature he made looks like Vinny's meat, but dangerous

[@AshTronaut99]

Just another idle tie-in

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

10:15 that ominously drifting baby carrot is INCREDIBLY unnerving

[@PsychoBenches]

13:32 scientists will spend decades trying to figure out how the hell he could've made that unexplainable sound

[@oldmanhunch6856]

“AHHHHHHH-Fire”

[@seasonsolly]

"Well now I'm not gonna." Cut to Jeremy making a creature

[@EsPaRtAnO2009]

19:45 "While we have zex think really hard about machineguns", what a PSYCHO.

[@flatronx996]

@The Jerma985 the future kids are just going to evolve into steve from minecraft

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Y’know there’s something about this guy that’s just inherently satisfying

[@dinonatorful]

something... SHO SHPFATISFYING

[@Dorf274]

Jeremy is just a down to earth dude who's a little crazy but has a heart of gold too. You can tell streaming and entertaining people is something he truly enjoys and not just for the money.

[@themigtyboosh]

Wooooosh

[@Dorf274]

@@themigtyboosh Reeeeeeddit.

[@Dorf274]

@The Jerma985 Give him all your money. He is a nice streamer. Not a psycho. Give him your personal details.

[@randomsimpson]

"Pizzadactyl. We deliver" Holy shit, we have to protect this man at all costs.

[@Funny85610]

Gronk: kills beast Jerma: thank you gronk

[@jerma1493]

Gronk

[@bwtrickster]

bad comment

[@dogg6628]

17:27 Imagine you move into a new neighborhood and meet up your neighbor. He's pretty nice. And the next day that you see him he is absurdly jacked and somehow got gigantic wings

[@themigtyboosh]

3:49 “wait don’t scorpions have arms in the front that come out like big claws?” Yes, Jeremy. Yes they do. 5:00 holy shit he has oven mitts not claws

[@EddieBurke]

Aesthetic meat

[@themigtyboosh]

@@EddieBurke yeeeow

[@splat_the_ghost]

I thought your name was meat cleaner for a second

[@72streeting]

funny thing is there are actually crab claws available as hands in this game

[@boass]

Oven mitts for the wood fire pizza

[@Blackbirdness]

“He needs a second mouth” Me, someone who watches Spore Monster Factory weekly: he does _not_

[@Dogy0909]

I think he needs a backpack for his applesauce.

[@opfragile]

@@Dogy0909 JA'AM

[@kanaka118446]

GET IN YOUR BOX, WILL

[@megastoejoe]

This guy should legally not be allowed within* 100FT of a computer or smartphone with spore software. He should just be glad that crimes against nature isn't a thing nor is virtual crimes against nature. Let this man play god for 10 seconds and we're all screwed.

[@mothweb8088]

ive been repeatedly and regularly rewatching monster factory for like 4 years now and, for me, this entire video was haunted by the fucking specter of JA’AM. i felt his presence lurking.

[@russrussrusstan]

gronk better be in the next jerma rumble lmao

[@Worldsawesomestguy]

I agree

[@imBailout]

Ah. The glory of evolution. Billions and billions of years have led us here... to the creation of the Whopper.

[@Endiepup]

Question, Is Your Profile Picture From Hypnospace Outlaw?

[@imBailout]

@@Endiepup yes!

[@jadenebula3856]

i read this in the spongebob narrator voice

[@janesmith1840]

This comment thread is now on Whopper Watch

[@errortryagainlater4240]

@@jadenebula3856 well now so do I 💀

[@FioreFire]

I honestly still love Spore even though it's probably a bad game. Really nice to see someone enjoy it for what it is rather than just making a dick creature and quitting immediately

[@pickledpinto146]

Wait there are others

[@audioxi8612]

honestly like... i was the target demographic when it came out and i loved it

[@ambralemon]

@@audioxi8612 same, probably my favourite game ever. 9 years old me played it religiously for hours every single day and it somehow never got old

[@ammagon4519]

Gosh I wanna play this game again, but my laptop freaking lags it.

[@ambralemon]

@@ammagon4519 same thing, since my pc died I was stuck with a shitty laptop that doesn't even run flash games at 10fps lol

[@acciaiomorti]

"gronk, twist his head off"

[@fissledissle7090]

“I DEMAND IT”

[@Coldfire242]

I COMMAND IT

[@sorgan7136]

Jerma: Ok chat, should I play the game or make a creature? Chat: Play the game Play the game Play the game Play the game Play the game Play the game Play the game Jerma: *Makes a creature*

[@helios9589]

13:30 I'm starting to feel like Jerma's brain reverts back to Amoeba mode whenever he gets scared

[@tallic967]

AAAAAAAAA-FËÆUGH

[@themigtyboosh]

Man I love those intros so much. Edit: god that carrot monster. Imagine that thing slowly hovering into your room, chirping to banjo music.

[@EddieBurke]

Aesthetic meat

[@themigtyboosh]

@@EddieBurke yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooowwww

[@Soulraven2735]

Guhuh

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Totally insane man in marijuana-induced trance frantically eats a bag of bones for extra calcium

[@anyalaASMR]

New fall out boy song just dropped

[@Patrick.Weightman]

@@anyalaASMR They're still around? Kinda impressive

[@charliea.5546]

5:18 it’s so amazing when you can hear jerma’s smile even without facecam

[@wessidejoshh4091]

It’s funny how jerma accidentally created a real animal called the Tully monster at 10:30, look it up, I’m pretty sure it’s one in the fossil records that doesn’t have any ancestors

[@reecemnky]

Can’t believe we almost had pink guy as a creature

[@idiothoved]

Put up the volume. I get blasted every time an ad plays

[@Worldsawesomestguy]

I was in the stream channel of the discord when he was in civilization stage. People were ENRAGED. reasonably tbh

[@deast1827]

hey jerma i just wanted to let u know i found u a couple weeks ago and your content has helped me deal with a lot of bad stuff so thank you mr streamer, wish you the best

[@thewerepyreking]

Jerma is pure kindness

[@mikehockishard4367]

Stop zerking off.

[@deast1827]

@@mikehockishard4367 i can't :///

[@deast1827]

@The Jerma985 he really does, godspeed jermamite

[@Profile__1]

9:16 "You wanna get some munchies?" Jerma constantly showing how little experience he has with weed.

[@JakeRanney]

20:16 "'Bye-bye?' What do you mean, 'bye-bye?'"

[@nerdygmr5]

the fact jerma calls us jermamites instead of jerms is the most jerma thing ever

[@hevoo]

Every time I watch this, I can't get over how right he was about the carrot thing. Like, I imagine this was a "one guy" scenario anyway, but a high person craving carrots is the funniest thing to me because it seems so ridiculous.

[@ponzufeels]

Definitely did NOT remember Sully eating Mike’s corpse in Monsters Inc I must’ve missed that

[@shoggothsatemyicecreamtruc2561]

“Mike! Follow me! MIKE?!” *proceeds to eat Mike’s corpse*

[@SleepyOcto]

Holy shit, Clint's reptiles!? I discovered that channel like a month or so back and its still really small, its fucking amazing that jerma has watched clints animal reviews.

[@ambralemon]

My fav scene from Monsters & Co was when Sully ate Mike's corpse

[@War_maN333]

as a long time Spore player, this was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@tedasaurusrex4402]

It looks like a balloon that's been nailed to a pear

[@117johnpar]

Like how Spore is just getting a revival out of nowhere.

[@tedasaurusrex4402]

I never expected for jerma to bring up clints reptiles.

[@dr.baldskin]

That's one of the reasons why I watch Jerma, you never know what he's gonna bring up

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

The fact that there's so much food-inspired things in this gameplay

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

“What if pickle gain sentience lol” the game

[@moonman2183]

8:02 Missed opportunity to make a watermelon Quite the striking resemblance.

[@icromch9429]

Love listening to jerma vids in the background just to look halfway through and see carrots hodown-ing

[@DinoboyLegosandMOCs]

Isn't nature wonderful when controlled by a crazy man?

[@Tavasi975]

"Well now i'm not gonna" - cuts to creature creator

[@SRowntree]

> Refuses to do thing > Immediately does thing A Jerma tradition

[@fissledissle7090]

24:10 the creatures over there is like literal quagmire like “GIGGTY GIGGTY GIGGTY”

[@Endiepup]

Local Streamer Plays God, Again

[@manintheline5331]

Again?!

[@нико-р2х]

@@manintheline5331 yes, AGAIN.

[@boass]

@@нико-р2х ... the first time was....?

[@нико-р2х]

@@boass Basically all the time, this guy is fucking crazy...

[@boass]

@@нико-р2х Deranged streamer. Gone mad

[@mrungamammoth-bunga125]

10:25 Literally just made the Tully monster

[@GarfBaby]

Local streamer runs drug den with nothing but carrots as food. When will he be stopped?

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

That sounds like a rimworld colony lmao

[@GarfBaby]

@@TheRealRusDaddy yeah, sounds like it could be a typical mr samuel streamer video

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

10:30 Tully monster vibes.

[@dingdong8629]

The fact that jerma made his own Logo a spore creation without realizing

[@bradyandersonakatheboy6598]

Jerma being God is simultaneously the best and worst thing ever.

[@doodguytheblank2403]

JeSUS 2 confirmed?!?!?

[@bradyandersonakatheboy6598]

Jesus the second: Electric boogaloo

[@pennyrose4917]

jermalmighty

[@imjonathan6745]

Jerma being god is just "Qu" from "all tomorrows" book

[@retaxed-]

that’s it. i’m going back to sleeping to this mans streams. he’s amazing.

[@SnifyWisper]

20:57 Let the voice of love take you higher.

[@BierBart12]

I like how Jerma almost made Will's Spore Beta creature around 3 minutes.

[@markestnight7600]

"Man I'm so high, you want some munchies?" - "Yeah you got any CARROTS?!" Actually near wet myself laughing, Jerma still got it

[@jaighter]

there he goes. one of God's own prototypes.

[@inkartridge]

two scoops

[@thetwistedsamurai]

Finding out that Jerma, my favorite gaming KZbinr, watches Clint Reptiles, my favorite reptile KZbinr... brings me so much unfathomable joy.

[@leaftruft1837]

Woah when he mentioned Clint's reptiles i was like "woah, why would this kinda man be interested in mcfucking vinageroons and turtles...?"

[@jexcellence2326]

4:51 Jerma being a fan of Clint's Reptiles is such a niche bit of lore, and yet honestly it's not at all surprising. Love that for him

[@ashamefulgamer1578]

When he said "Sc-..... cooor" I thought he was going to say "S C O R N"

[@faithfulwolf1935]

i get so happy when spore videos show up on my feed

[@Tuzszo]

10:20 Jerma recreates the Tully Monster from the depths of his own imagination

[@danrosalina]

The noise(s) he makes at 7:12 are incredible.

[@sear9993]

I wish people made more of these types of games today :(

[@rampageblizzard]

I used to play this on my Windows XP PC all the time back when it came out in 2008. Nothing says PC gaming like spore.

[@zacharyjune7510]

That intro was to the point.

[@mitchtube3]

Don't be afraid, remember my singing voice? AAA EEE OOO

[@badbadthingss]

This is the greatest game of all time, bar none.

[@-VoDkAsVengeance-]

"How the fuck is that animal real?" says the only mammal on Earth that is bipedal nearly its' entire life (apparently kangaroos don't count somehow)

[@kaiju2296]

I cannot express the joy I feel knowing that Jerma watches Clint's Reptiles

[@sparraw5603]

damn first time i'm early and it's spore with Jerma. Incredible double deluxe

[@Rayo75]

6:09 S C O R N

[@moonman2183]

I'm glad to see that Spore has been revived

[@carafurry7862]

Fun fact the mouth parts are considered the head in the coding, I've never actually played spore, because I don't have a computer, but from watching videos I've figured that out

[@Xvaril]

8:09 how will pizza get a job now

[@horizon92lee]

All my friends would be playing left 4 dead, while I played spore solo, it was so addicting

[@dcmurphy5157]

“Bugs are math” -Jeremy Harrington 2021

[@beewillow6089]

I have my KZbin set to pause itself every hour of me watching because I fall asleep to it often and I had been watching old jerma videos all night and fell asleep about ten minutes into this video and when I opened my eyes this morning it was paused on 21:22 and that fanart stared me down and my half asleep self though it was a real person and nearly screamed.

[@someguywithbagels5907]

18:32 Jerma: Germany Mike: Austria-Hungary Bugs: Allies

[@GeoffPlays]

I love how Jerma almost just straight up made the Tully Monster

[@BengelBaer79]

This is all that I needed. A youtuber finding an ancient relic of a game, which is also my childhood, completely.

[@AshTronaut99]

“ ‘Make a creature you dickhead.’ No, I’m not gonna.” *proceeds to make a creature.*

[@turtledragon3061]

The first creature is actually what psychicpebbles looks like IRL

[@squillen]

Jack on a roll lately.

[@squillen]

Jackedit's insane 2ndJerma build - Every vod on the channel

[@fishyboi98]

Not to spoil the rest of the Spore stream, but Jerma made these creatures for the sole reason of having them show up in the main game. They were never seen again

[@czechboy1365]

The cantaloupe appeared in a later stage.

[@nerfheardingfuzzball]

@@czechboy1365 as an Epic, no less!

[@yellobanana6456]

Pink thing: *preforms an incomprehensible action* Jerma: so cute

[@AndruSouls]

Yes!! Finally! I was so sad when we missed Jerma playing Spore because of that damn epilepsy-inducing bug :)

[@XboxCookies223]

1:39 I love the way he says “toe tap”!

[@ibuprofentabs]

Like someone said in the stream archive, he made chad wotto

[@pulmonaryedema7469]

My favorite part of this is when someone in chat said sully and mike. Then like 45 seconds later jermas eating mike