3-Minute Vs. 30-Minute Vs. 3-Hour Burger • Tasty

[@hitsugayatoshiro8454]

Basically 3 mins : Make : patty. 30 mins : Make : sauce, picke, patty 3 hours : Make everything from scratch

[@SuperRohitRox]

Also the cheese gets fancier

[@mattsavage6365]

I usually go for a combo out of 3min and 30min: I go for smash, caramelized onions and a quick homemade dressing/burger sauce.

[@harvindam5647]

Hitsugaya Toshiro one thousandth like

[@keymatch-clovis]

Kill the cow...

[@VinhNguyen-wk5qz]

3 years: grow your own wheat, raise your own cows, plant your own plants

[@monsraasif3949]

It takes me 3 hours to find ingredients. 30 minutes to cook it And 3 minutes to eat it.

[@robinchrisb_]

It still fits the theme, I guess.

[@awuh8597]

3 seconds jk lol

[@christykwok5022]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Lieferandoexe]

monsra asif true words brother

[@kiranecromancer3679]

Bachelor life hurts oOFF Talking about my cousin

[@paragon1168]

1 week: Harvest your own wheat 1 month: Raise your own cow 1 year: Start your own farm for eggs, vegetables meat and wheat

[@jos3ph..w]

lol l

[@omaewamoushindeiru6112]

I'll be doing that on Minecraft

[@KKarlyNNicole]

paragon1168 still only season with salt and pepper.....lmao

[@CookingMyWay]

Those hamburgers are super burnt the first two and so unnecessary the third... She has one of the better personalities of all time and she is so funny but I think my Jawbreaker Cheeseburger is 1 billion times better! Try to see if you like it! If I can be of help, you are welcome! Huge blessings everyone! 🎉🎊🎗🙌🏻🎖👇🏻

[@furonwarrior]

paragon1168 A lifetime: Assembling atoms to make molecules to create the God burger.

[@afiaimtiaz8477]

I want someone to love me as much as Alexis loves burgers.

[@Rose-uy1cc]

Facts

[@paulpeterschofsky9127]

Hopefully the person that loves you won't put you in the oven 😂

[@afiaimtiaz8477]

@@paulpeterschofsky9127 doesn't matter, I get roasted all the time :') 😂😂

[@Mik-dg5mp]

@@afiaimtiaz8477 lol

[@phoanix_ace1357]

Not a lot then

[@riolouise7191]

3 hour burger: puts in red wine *hears Rie clapping and cheering from across the studio*

[@zomgseriosuly]

Hahahahah omg so cute thank you for this

[@tanginamo12321]

She's already an adult, she can do everything she wants. 😀

[@mayanery7458]

once you yewon, you can't yewoff it’s not bad it’s just funny because we all know Rie always cooks with alcohol & it’s just like an inside joke i guess now😂

[@disneytwst5658]

Rie aka tasty producer chef extrordinare parfait ambassador grocery food master and queen of hard liquor (make it fancy)

[@tanginamo12321]

@@mayanery7458 I'm referencing her line in some video (I think it's the fancy marshmallows one). Because when she added some rum to her marshmallows to make it "Fancy", some producer reacted, and Rie said: "I'm an adult, I can do everything I want / whatever I want."

[@MyTiredAccount]

“You have everything in your fridge to make this” you’re overestimating me

[@kinky7161]

Cool same icon

[@MyTiredAccount]

Ki nky best icon

[@janm7163]

I have cheese, 1 egg and half an onion

[@architakumar2579]

@@Shuka405 lmao

[@dukesmurf4093]

I just have like 20 sauces with like nothing in them, a half a pint of milk and 1 slice of sandwich meat. I should probably go to the store...

[@sanyamehra5645]

I want to see 3 min pizza, 30 min pizza and 3 hrs pizza. Plz make a video on it.

[@robinchrisb_]

This, please.

[@blub5494]

A 3 hr pizza will just be a normal homemade pizza

[@kingtraviselgreat9836]

3000 year pizza

[@RandomLookchin]

3 min pizza is just pizza hut :/

[@Sim_Pole]

The channel SortedFood made the pizza version last year, they have lots of great tips too

[@MiguelMartinez-zk9wk]

1 day burger: first we hunt the cow

[@icebeariswatchingyou2327]

@Nimr ATIYEH depends where you are

[@ilikeu7896]

Farm is the best option to find the cow specifically a cow farm , its the most optimal option

[@bumbastickbubblegum]

@@ilikeu7896 not if you live in india

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

@@bumbastickbubblegum there’s a thing called swimming dude

[@itsvoidaria2247]

LMAO

[@the1amariiii]

**when the three minute burger takes three minutes and seven seconds** “We have been betrayed, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled.”

[@projectzerodawn9228]

Lol

[@sethpadakandla2797]

we've been smackledorfed!

[@Flower3144]

Yes the potato is looking at you its because she’s talking

[@BRAYJAMARII]

Lmaoooo 😂😂

[@eddiekinuthia8367]

xD

[@nerfy219]

3000 year burger: Okay so first off you need to discover agriculture

[@user-xj1zw7rv4r]

Why doesn’t this have more likes

[@morgan_houseworth]

lmao

[@phillipmiranda5463]

you win. everyone else can go home now

[@liljay4111]

Who da fuck only add salt and pepper

[@adityashekhawat816]

20 year burger: first we breed the cows

[@stupidtaurus6039]

Does anyone else absolutely love how she doesn’t include measurements

[@manchild7675]

No

[@jadyndotpng5159]

stupid taurus it’s on the app

[@naenaedmysteries]

Its called guesstimate

[@bananathebread4678]

Ikr

[@prismatic757]

No i hate it

[@alanxd3443]

When she realised that this would be quicker than 3 hours..."ok, so now we are going to make our own aioli"

[@tabibadnan7648]

3 Second Burger: So you’re gonna need to unwrap this McDonald’s Burger

[@alexifelton1070]

TotalLad underrated

[@lochitha5921]

Lmao

[@juanarreola4938]

Lolololololololololol

[@Amd-no6di]

Hahahaha

[@gts_Brawl]

Lool

[@antoniocorsetti3222]

2019: make it yourself cause you can. 2020: make it yourself cause you have to.

[@OrionUbe]

Antonio Corsetti I hate 2020

[@hammy5173]

Antonio Corsetti Lol

[@loxione210]

OrionPlays mood

[@r1chexy398]

OrionPlays haha

[@markl7337]

This one hit different

[@annadesu6753]

I don’t know why, but the 1st burger seems the most appealing to me.

[@angelvibes752]

nunna ur bissness It looks more like a cheeseburger from macdoanlds ps I can’t spell 😂😅

[@bensladkov6780]

Itsyourgirl Queenp no worries

[@bensladkov6780]

nunna ur bissness go to McDonald’s dude

[@notmario6722]

You have some weird standards lol

[@lolalyffnaegle2018]

same, I don't like all the extra stuff just cheese, ketchup, mayo and lettuce

[@brookeventura1309]

Alexis had me when she was like "Caramelized onions take *at least* an hour." In every frigging recipe that involves caramelized onions, the author's like, "OOOHHH THIS'LL TAKE ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES," and 45 minutes later I'm swearing like a cocaine-addicted construction worker and flinging brown sugar into the pan like I'm making an onion tarte tatin.

[@thelambsauce7152]

Ngl this made me chuckle lol

[@andromedarayne]

"cocaine-addicted construction worker..." Lmaooo

[@stuartblittleynolan9486]

you okay lol

[@Mariana-nr4xd]

This took all my brain cells to understand

[@jacobriley7347]

@@Mariana-nr4xd same lol

[@horroraccount2321]

30 year burger: so first we start building the kitchen

[@charvi499]

2. We start raising a cow

[@obamaprism2809]

3. You treat the baby cow

[@misskeisha8722]

2 should be building sheds and growing grass for the cow

[@MirandaTheInkling34]

@@obamaprism2809 4. Once the cow is big and Chonky take it to the butcher..

[@dian8063]

@@MirandaTheInkling34 4 take cow to butchers son

[@Teezus99]

3 year burger: We start by purchasing and fresh healthy young calf...

[@quntrail1]

Tomiwa Brown 30 year burger, so we’re gonna Invest in a farm...

[@ricksonmarquez4050]

@@quntrail1 3 century burger

[@ahmedalmuttairi4454]

@@ricksonmarquez4050 I'm gonna start by discovering...

[@5H4D0W-TP]

@jwelly bweans after the apocalypse...

[@tincan3]

5H4D0W -TP so I’m going to start by buying planet 23142 for the environment and create a breed of cows so that the 3rd generation has the purest tasting beef.

[@MadChristoph]

3 Minute Burger: Emily's Burger 30 Minute Burger: Lorenzo's Burger 3 Hour Burger: Frank's Burger

[@kje9978]

MadChristoph lmao

[@AngelLaganzaBuico]

Duuuude you're so brave to comment something from epicurious 😂🙈

[@AngelLaganzaBuico]

@Mythical _ how i wish i was *extremely introvert* but im not a careless gal who doesn't know when to comment something disrespectful 😏 Fyi, im an *extrovert*

[@AngelLaganzaBuico]

@@MadChristoph i know 😏

[@kainexfuryz]

They are from epicurious duh

[@RageRBX]

stranger: i hate mayonnaise her: and i took that personnel

[@Zerohhhd]

1st: McDonalds 2nd:Homemade 3rd: Still not enough to impress Ramsay

[@buanalangitbirutravel572]

1st:The mccopy Donald's of their burger 2nd:Why not 3rd:Just hate it

[@bizikxd]

2nd: krabby patty

[@insayn7995]

1st one is better than mcdonalds

[@viethuongvothai686]

Sayem they are the same, same ingredient and technique.

[@j.rgomezzz]

GenericGamer no.227 did you know mcdonalds has used human meat?

[@dbone3356]

I love her enthusiasm for burgers... Relationship goals, find someone who is as into you as she is into burgers.

[@josephritchhart998]

Hell, just find someone who's as into burgers as she is. You'll never go hungry that way. Oh do you need a good relationship? One word: Burgers. Contemplating the meaning of life? No, cause you've already found it: Burgers. Worried the relationship won't last long enough? No need! Death do us part is easy to achieve because: Burgers.

[@hectorparks8618]

Hell I just want someone who’s this excited to cook 👩‍🍳

[@dragonlord-zt6yu]

@@josephritchhart998 Burger

[@caiohenrique1603]

Joseph Ritchhart what if my crush is vegan?

[@dbone3356]

@@caiohenrique1603 Get a new crush?

[@lukacoric8660]

30-hour burger: "So we're gonna press the knife against cow's neck. "

[@spark9892]

Days*

[@Luka99]

auu brate hahaha

[@laabib44]

Then it's halal meat so yeah very nice

[@heeateddirt5007]

Damn PFFFTHARSH

[@Officialbryancamacho]

Lmao good one

[@ashritadode2367]

Did anyone else get excited when she called Alvin over or was it just me?

[@ea8529]

Grinding your meat

[@marie-ann264]

100,000,000 year burger

[@sarimansari5374]

Same man

[@Hellothere10101]

Yeah, me too lol

[@kloeppingfamily755]

same

[@momococotim6137]

3 minute- speed to the nearest McDonald’s 30 minute - go to the McDonald’s in the next city 3 hour- go to the McDonald’s in the next state

[@mr.randomizer6874]

*OR* you can order from mcdonalds far far away

[@zecorim]

What if you don't have states? 👀

[@kusipaa]

Aqua_Gacha Upside down burger: Australia

[@niklas3669]

sweet amount of likes, cant like this comment now

[@blaze_4555]

3 Day: Go to Europe for McDonalds 3 Month: Go to Mars 3 Year: You really thought.

[@allex8491]

Woman: Spending 3 hours to make a burger Gordon Ramsey: it's dry

[@kuruptedwolves7518]

Thats just sad

[@Saj.]

ITS RAWW

[@nonamenosauce]

IT IS (DATA EXPUNGED) DISGUSTING!

[@p4triotg4ming29]

It’s rawwww *throws the burger across the restaurant*

[@jacklyons2969]

allex Ramsay*

[@calebbabcock5687]

I thought this video was gonna be 3 hours and 33 minutes long, dang it.

[@sorisaca]

Same andioop skskssksk *Just joking I'm not a vsco girl;)*

[@Matt-nl6ex]

😂

[@seenjeans]

Sophia C. Omg 😂😂😂😂

[@blissy6498]

We would all watch it

[@Prozach24]

At the time of me making this comment this has exactly 333 likes. Nobody touch it

[@cubingnoob8435]

“You have everything in your fridge to make this” Me: *doesn’t have fridge*

[@nahidsumon9635]

Me: doesn’t have a kitchen or even a house

[@bailujen8052]

Xbox series fridge and caravan

[@winstonchurchill9467]

Me: doesn't even have a house

[@1atblridkcoem1atblridkcoem9]

me: dosnt have mouth

[@mithaainparajan4784]

30 year burger: so I’m going to give birth to my kid who’ll grow up to be a cow farmer...

[@ZachAttack550]

i loled

[@charleywall7304]

And then he kills the cow when he's big and u get ur 30 year burger

[@unmy400]

lmaaao so good

[@starry7212]

yeah im referring to frank from epicurious

[@dutchsbeardisvandertrimmed1274]

Charley Wall you overexplained the joke, which ruined it. Good job.

[@havitar3950]

300 year burger: so first we need to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula

[@finch6078]

*Impossible*

[@rumplestilskin2197]

@Bushra Fathima yup

[@katie.b8011]

Bushra Fathima Wrong the secret formula is love. Duh🙄

[@kilo3475]

That’s nice but did you know you could save 15% or more on car insurance

[@cornbread6947]

So underrated

[@tyler2k25]

3 year burger: "We're going to start by birthing a cow."

[@tyler2k25]

@Isabelle Jiang I mean interpret it whatever way you'd like. Kinda unique interpretation though XD

[@footwork_3]

you’re not a real fan unless you have done this

[@truetoytos]

Now let's grow wheat

[@justinisanoob1760]

@@footwork_3 how does that determine anything

[@skyduster1198]

ummmmm why would ANYONE WOULD WAIT FOR 3 F ING YEARS FOR AN NORMAL BURGER?????!!! this hurts my brain

[@luc02p]

"it only took 3 minutes" you and me both know that it didn't

[@mo54345]

Took me 12 Mins not bad tbh

[@ashrafhaider598]

@Eyad gaming your either lying or you just speedran it

[@darim_editz]

@@ashrafhaider598 I speedran it and it took me 4 and a half mins

[@nandithagururaj2997]

underrated comment

[@killingfields6599]

To be fair it takes about 5 mins if you have already prepared everything

[@huzafah_]

“It’s getting bigger every time” That’s what she said

[@yusufYMM]

huzafah Hana so funny.

[@TypicalMan]

12:48

[@christianlole8661]

Not to you

[@tomvanlin2356]

i will be late on the spectrum...

[@vuji503]

Noice 👌

[@kevinjustlikett]

No one: The whole Buzzfeed: “the maillard reaction ...”

[@hannasetiawan160]

If I get a dollar everytime they say maillard reaction...

[@elonstephen2321]

@@hannasetiawan160 bitch shut up. I would want $1 every time you dumbasses say "sksksksks and i oop and i oop"

[@akiyaconnor1099]

@@elonstephen2321 and i oop-

[@de_kronis7502]

Its honestly annoying. Its just another thing to say to add more time to the video

[@Netizpossible]

@@de_kronis7502 It literally takes 5 or so seconds to explain wtf a mailard reaction is. *What do you mean they're doing it to add more time?*

[@tortesh1635]

13 billion year burger: First, you have to activate the universe.

[@mesiroy1234]

Thre is comnet before and evreone fucking drilling in the mind earth is 50 bilion yers min*

[@aadipattanaik7778]

mesiroy1234 what?

[@surrk1057]

mesiroy1234 Ok everything you just said is nothing

[@lizzybbayt4669]

Comets And Meteors actually you get the universe for free if you have a Brain because the universe has been here for an eternity

[@MMD88]

ElfSam he is speaking the language of gods

[@malaak4349]

whos here in ramadan watching this and geting hungrey?

[@mago3694]

Did she just eat 3 homemade burgers in one day? That is my kind of day :))

[@shuarma0]

more importantly thats my kind of girl !!

[@Mar345]

😆 I love how you used a second parenthese as a double chin

[@isabellegatenby396]

Breakfast lunch dinner

[@matthewgordon2470]

She's got amazing buns too

[@random91406]

3 hour burger - Mcdonalds ads 3 second burger - what you get

[@_aiko020]

*3 minute

[@cauliflowrs]

@@_aiko020 no 3 seconds

[@Imwalkinghere24]

@@cauliflowrs mc burgers are pretty good

[@TubTheGreat]

ai ko woooooooooosh

[@Nobodyiikes]

They’re pretty tasty

[@Coolvanpersie20]

**Adds salt and pepper to meat before forming patty** Babish: **Sweats profusely**

[@n.a.houston8721]

I knew i wasn't the only BWB fan omgggg

[@bltfireburstAU]

Yoooo wtf she did didn’t she? Ayo get babish down here he gon turn this bitch into a Brooklyn pizza

[@j-trainchannel4626]

Buzzfeed's own website says not to mix seasoning into the patty. What the hell is she doing?!

[@hduahfbaj8961]

She is so dumb

[@angiedelacruz6586]

I was thinking of that damn

[@cuberyllium]

I have watched this more than ten times! its really, really amazing and i made the three minute burger with a friend. i love it!

[@thepanremastered]

same

[@pundacake]

3 second burger “uhh yes I want a mcchicken combo”

[@adrianpaul1985]

i'll have 2 numbah 9s...

[@ricebooii2012]

Adrian Paul a number 9 large

[@kelvinngo3564]

OH SHOOT BIG SMOKE

[@MetalDragon_CSY]

@@waleedalzuabi5131 A NUMBER 7, TWO NUMBER 45s, ONE WITH CHEESE...

[@eric-bx9fg]

AND A LAAAARGE SODA

[@damnson5079]

"My buns have been resting and they are ready." Alexis-2019

[@Khan-_-Art1st]

😏

[@AnuSharma-to5mq]

That’s what she saidddddddddddddddd

[@fsj9441]

"The last step is grinding my own meat"

[@abdeen237]

😂😂

[@dvsiredsky]

And dont forget to brush the buns

[@rohankurani4974]

The three minute burger is what Gordon Ramsay makes as a midnight snack.

[@percyjackson8672]

Don't you mean the 3 hour burger ;-

[@SingersPro]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rohankurani4974]

Percy Jackson, no the three minute burger, because then it wouldn’t be a midnight snack, it would be a 3 A.M. burger.

[@noodle4438]

^^

[@blu7235]

Rohan Kurani r/wooooosh

[@halfdeceased5829]

300 year burger: so basically we have to invent the concept for burgers

[@dabunga23]

💀

[@boi2055]

For the meat , we will raise our own cow

[@sagudantebugasolago3297]

"Let's start on the three minute burger" "2 minutes on each side"

[@LAZARUSSY]

Oh yeah yeah eh still 2 mins tho

[@giimix4657]

@Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah

[@galaxygod9962]

That’s 7 minutes

[@galaxygod9962]

Oh yeah yeah it’s a god damm joke

[@scall4]

@Oh yeah yeah what if you are stupid

[@ImGranger]

You can tell how passionate she is about burgers and the cooking process but those mayo/aioli globs...... THATS A LOT DAMN MAYO

[@NitrosNeeded]

iM Granger aioli I feel is great but I agree she added too much mayo

[@slickricky769]

I've never had aioli but that was way too much

[@recoil53]

Yeah, I've never seen anybody slather on mayo like that. Looked more like a parody

[@oplkfdhgk]

no that is the correct amount of mayo , what is wrong with you :P

[@ecurrie4549]

Yes a little heavy on the Mayo but way too much salt. Burger prob tastes like a salt lick.

[@braedenwaller5358]

“Why add this store bought wine to the onions WHEN WE COULD MAKE OUR OWN”

[@merdzky098]

25 year burger ftw

[@subforfreevirusyoudammpeas2062]

@@merdzky098 wine can be made in 12-16 months

[@merdzky098]

@@subforfreevirusyoudammpeas2062 not great ones tho!

[@empputrubaduu4725]

@@merdzky098 well u dont need to use high quality wine for cooking

[@merdzky098]

@@empputrubaduu4725 you guys must be fun at parties i know wine can be made quickly...

[@lightandsalvation40]

1 Quintillion year burger: First we need to wait for the last star in the universe to burst out into a supernova

[@ahu2872]

"my buns have been resting and now they are ready" -that's what she said

[@roberti1343]

She's ready to "grind our meat"

[@pulkitk_04]

She also said she will smash hey her buns and grind the meat

[@Skittles1987]

She's thicccc

[@pulkitk_04]

@@Skittles1987 she isn't man , she doesn't even have an ass

[@yk2510]

Pulkit Khandelwal he doesn’t mean that it says that in the video

[@ayaanlone8490]

Me in 2019 : 3 hour burger what a waste of time Me in 2020 coronavirus : we got time for this

[@tyer6496]

You got hella time

[@이나비-e2y]

😂😂😂😂

[@franziska9260]

If you make it update us on how it goea

[@aisjjdnxj-mq1kk]

@@tyer6496 you have an entire month

[@loulwaakoum2122]

Hahaha trueeee

[@Gelert_]

So basically the 3 hr burger is almost the same as the 30 min, but you make the ingredients.

[@TheNoobsteak]

Imagine.

[@Zajlib]

ItzGelert و،!،:!؟:!

[@nana8144]

Z.ajlib 💜🔖📘♊️📕♋️♍️📙♋️🙂😡🐜🐜🐜😡

[@rofeitl]

It's a lot fresher, and you know exactly what's in it. That's the incentive

[@WarlordX7]

with less stuff on the burger so not as good.

[@sammynators]

I clicked this video because I love Tasty and burgers are my favorite food I am now jealous these look awesome! Keep up the good work tasty!!!

[@minwang7489]

The three minute burger is gordan ramseys midnight snack😂

[@dicksuckersunite8672]

I do get the joke but.... Gordon would eat potato chips He wouldnt eat a burger as a snack He’s not a fatass

[@Philip-nd9jn]

Potato chips are worse than that burger

[@thepotato619]

@@dicksuckersunite8672 potato chips are disgusting, how about hot cheetos?

[@AndreasElf]

If he can catch it before it runs away

[@marc5898]

the three minutes burger is too raw for him

[@Alex-or3pt]

Her every time she flips the burger OOOOOOOO BABYYY

[@user-ss6pf8ld2l]

Panda 😂😂

[@sdav9843]

1:37 = Oooo Bay-be 4:18 = ooOO! Baby 12:07 = Oh

[@exposedreality9122]

Cuz it’s burnt

[@zjean3417]

Oh Baby a Triple

[@grandsojateer3435]

Lol

[@Vanamelon]

“You have everything in your fridge to make this” THE LIES

[@freezi7919]

Ikr I don’t even have a fridge

[@maryanahmed9214]

@@freezi7919 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WASNT EXPECTING DIS

[@astouaiisha]

Lolol😂😂

[@messitheabsolute4450]

@@freezi7919 😂😂

[@Its_M1zn]

My fridge is just full of random thing :p

[@realblammer]

1 tip, if you add a little bit of egg into your meat it will make it all hold up together a lot better. Plus it tastes good

[@lucamartelli121]

3-hour burger: "I really like to raise my cows"

[@alicia2619]

3 century burger: Go to McDonald’s Stand behind the lady named Karen

[@simonzaiter9142]

Minty Cupcakes Karen and her 5 kids who came from soccer practice hoping to order frozen cokes but the machine is broken and Karen is complaining to the manager

[@barto11111]

Underrated

[@victoriasmith2965]

Minty Cupcakes racist much?

[@officialtobster]

@@victoriasmith2965 Shut up. They didn't even mention a race.

[@screenflix1055]

@@victoriasmith2965 I bet u get offended by everything

[@Celestial_2016]

My broke ass in college looking at the 3 minute burger. “Interesting”

[@Daniel-nm2qb]

Just a monthly reminder to keep pushing my guy! Keep the grind :))

[@읏-s2w]

You can do it!!

[@읏-s2w]

Don't give up

[@sakinafsyed]

@@Celestial_2016 i believe in you! you got this :)

[@andresmunoz2673]

Yo keep growing then you will have such a good job with a lot of money i believe in you my guy

[@-Yurizen]

i love the fact that when she flips the burger and looks at it she says "ooh baby"

[@rahielberhe2652]

“Let’s say u have an entire afternoon...” me in quarantine: I have an entire month

[@ibinabojack2512]

Cut, an entire year.

[@cloud3860]

Ibinabo Jack hahaha

[@exelltori7328]

Pfft bruh we have like 10 months 😆

[@thamonster]

@@jeffbezos701 It's definitely in 2038, i can see it coming lol

[@aishamurad280]

U meant forever

[@pikmp23]

Her:Puts Salt And Pepper Before Forming Patty Babish: *wait that's illegal*

[@TheNoDachi]

J.Kenji Lopez-Alt: He's right you know.

[@spikeobama3932]

Lamax yeah tell me about it 🙄

[@seadffsa]

Puts patty on top of lettuce Gordon: wait that's illegal

[@coreyjones9283]

I was thinking the exact same loooool

[@alexpopescu3696]

Lamax haha

[@junaid1002]

3 minute: College 30 minutes: Your Mom 3 Hours: Restaurant

[@SN-PURR]

*mom's cooks are better than restaurants for me*

[@-aboodfrost-2779]

Yoonmin's Child I agree

[@orbit354]

Yoonmin's Child depends on the Restaurant i guess. There are definitely better cooks than your mum sry ;D

[@bdhdh27mviewsd93]

Yoonmin's Child yep

[@manyreasonsgaminghdp8585]

I’m not at a restaurant for 3 hours just for a burger...

[@TaeeLoc0189]

“When people say they dont like mayonnaise, I personally am offended because I love it” 😂😂😂😂 I LOVE YOU ALEXIS ‼️‼️

[@jensentan385]

“I feel like a proud mom” Eats the burger

[@theshadowplex]

I wouldn't be so proud

[@salamander5292]

Jensen Tan kzbin.info/www/bejne/rYPPXnqrn7ubiac

[@grandmastergoose609]

Jensen Tan in crab culture thats the usual thing to do

[@saltyguywithsaltyyoutubeco4059]

Exactly

[@panjomanjo9063]

So no difference in real life

[@legendarylikebot8465]

3 minute burger: Normal Boi 30 minute burger: Phatt Boi 3 hour burger: *THICC BOI* Well uh most liked comment I had and uhhhhhhhh I guess get to 1000

[@dyzlexy]

C Tom thicc with..... *nINE Cs*

[@jeankirstein1011]

Underrated as hell

[@Corbindcollins]

Thicccc

[@samdurrell5432]

C Tom she THICC with for CCCCs

[@burntricekrispies4377]

C Tom you forgot the 4 c’s

[@_reqqz_]

"Grinding your own meat" Me: ouch that sounds painful

[@Thecrazycatlady-zb3up]

Lol I get it

[@Mikhail_Malekov935]

"cock and balls torture "

[@Ali-cv5ng]

oof

[@Daisy_Rabbit]

Mikołaj J NO.

[@VoltageLP]

Rest your buns

[@KonradGames917]

I Like How Alexa Says "OHH BABY" When Flipping The Patty

[@technical8863]

4.5 billion years and 3 hour burger: First, let's discover earth

[@MaxwelltheXVII]

This is gonna be really worth it

[@todensarg]

Yes very original comment

[@EmmaEditz647]

I thought it was 1.4 billion years when life was made

[@jjramirez3969]

Lol

[@floofywoofer2086]

@@EmmaEditz647 you have to find earth

[@DineshPatel2789]

3 mins : Make : patty. 30 mins : Make : sauce, pickle, patty 3 hours : Make everything from scratch 30 years: Raise a cow, kill the cow, get the beef, repeat 3 hours step......

[@maximusregaurd1134]

Dinesh Patel most cow factories raise to eat only live 4-10 years depending on when they give out and the male baby cows are killed between a few days or months after birth the females live and they are consistently impregnated and after they have the baby the same thing happens to them they are taken away and the baby’s milk is stolen from there mom to make milk,cheese etc. and after that they become weak collapse and are killed and used for meat

[@dare2horsecrazy]

That would be a really tough burger

[@DineshPatel2789]

@@maximusregaurd1134 well that's just sad

[@azra1722]

@@maximusregaurd1134 this comment was lowkey unnecessary but ok

[@apatheticAnxiety]

Build kitchen

[@nehru0310]

This woman is SO much fun to watch! Her instruction is cute and dainty, but at the same time concise, informative and well-presented. Also, I don't think that I have ever seen someone enjoying a burger as much as this woman. She's just fun to watch. Kudos!

[@monandang8233]

There’s everyone saying that this many years this begins but can we appreciate her work and how juicy that looks

[@Thuazabi]

While I would never personally invest the time, resources or cleanup necessary for the 3hr Burger, I would pay an amount of money I'm not proud of for the chance to eat one.

[@Sqmeerr]

The 3 minute burger looks like every McDonald's burger

[@Prat1kg]

Still looks more appetising than mcdonalds

[@johnjohnson392]

McDiabetes*

[@FightCain]

Nah.

[@tryandrian93]

I prefet this rather than McD. This seems more appealing 🙂

[@cedarmagno545]

Maybe the McDonald's burger is the 3 minute burger

[@aspoopycrewm8283]

300 year burger: “So first, your going to sign the Declaration of Independence”

[@thunderstrifed]

“Try to avoid getting assassinated.”

[@ngawangdadak2618]

K kinda cringe

[@carvtheduck]

Lmaooooo

[@bluecow7883]

@Windy C0lors ok

[@omprakhashmudaliar]

😂😂😂😂

[@JoshGuz12]

This is like my favorite video from Tasty.

[@Zenith_682]

3 minute burger: small boi patty 30 minute burger: bigger sized patty 3 hour burger: THICC BOI PATTY

[@zangarrr9437]

Matthew Wu ye

[@shriniwasyemul9925]

Needs more C's 😂

[@pianodavis935]

Probably 4 c’s 😂

[@4plus4equalsmoo]

27 c's

[@aquatic_editzz]

83 c’s

[@bubber5643]

3 min burger: nothing homemade 30 min burger: some homemade 3 hour burger: everything homemade

[@imasimp4243]

htme, 6 month

[@hiimbonsai]

Yeah lets make the cow from scratch

[@rjpatros4082]

“Lastly, grind your meat” Geez that sounds painful

[@xavi.i.i]

nice steal lmao

[@rjpatros4082]

Wait really I didn’t even know

[@christianlole8661]

@@WhoForgot2Flush OMG LMFAO

[@mikehawk6525]

😂 You’re dirty

[@baterrock4240]

@@mikehawk6525 it does sound wrong though.

[@kurt5079]

Pro tip - Don't season the beef mix before the patty is formed. Not only does this dry the beef it causes a change in the beefs proteins that will make the burger tougher. Form your patties first then season all sides just before they are cooked for better results.

[@trashbird2098]

Literally all these are so delicious. But just the joyful expressions on her face when she tries a burger are enough to make anyone happy.

[@okmanek69]

Literally? xDDD

[@trashbird2098]

@@okmanek69 Yes. Why? Literally means exactly (it can mean in a literal sense, but there is more than one definition). All of the burgers are exactly delicious.

[@thomasbummer4361]

@@trashbird2098 I could smash her face for that fake enthusiasm, sad someone even fell for it

[@trashbird2098]

@@thomasbummer4361 If you think she faked it, feel free to think whatever you want. But I can tell you when I tried these I had the same face cause they were goddamned delicious. That's pure joy right there.

[@zeta2325]

@@thomasbummer4361 ok boomer

[@diamondgamez6730]

Alexis: When the other half of patty starts to brown, it is the indicator that it’s time to flip. Me: When Alvin is impressed and has no comment on the burger, it is the indicator that it is time to make that burger.

[@Firedag]

What does the top line and the "Me:" contribute to the bottom statement at all? You could have just posted the bottom statement by itself and it would have been perfectly fine.

[@Firedag]

@•Cleetus McYeetus• I understand the "joke" but they're not using the format right. Your humor has to be so basic if you think that putting unnecessary lines of dialogue add to the actual joke. I could say: MLK: To be or not to be, there is no try me: I absolutely hate the transformers series. It's just not funny and makes no sense doesn't it?

[@Firedag]

@•Cleetus McYeetus• Yes. You are the most unfunny people possible. The bottom statement is funny, but what does the top text contribute at all? That's my question. I don't care about your stupid humor but what is funny about adding the top text that doesn't relate to the bottom text at all? Are you just neanderthals that think random=Funny or do you just not want to lose a fight on the internet

[@diamondgamez6730]

Firedag Look, this comment isn’t even fully humour. It was my thought (opinion) and I just thought of sharing it. After that, I saw that as a humour-related comment aswell, so it could be a funny, sarcastic comment, or a share-my-opinion comment. Oh, and you can’t question other peoples’ humour. My mate, it’s 2019, literally ANYTHING can be funny to someone today. That’s why we have Political Humour, Historical Humour, Dark Humour etc. etc... Edit: Just noticed I said everything the previous comment said. With that, I’m agreeing with you, Cleetus

[@diamondgamez6730]

•Cleetus McYeetus• BTW thx for backing up me and my comment. Appreciate it 😄

[@benjaminbaker6410]

3 year burger: So you start off by giving wheat to 2 cows and wait till a little one pops out

[@dhomali7482]

is it minecraft or somethin' ?

[@monsterhugg1664]

Mc burger, get em

[@mofmed2579]

Dhom Ali no, that is league of legends, stupid

[@dixmondblues3316]

Mosx21 only people who play Minecraft will understand

[@smorttom5337]

*minecraft intensifies*

[@Mariana-nr4xd]

“It only takes 3 minutes” Even if it took 3 seconds I wouldn’t get up and do it

[@lunahetfield]

Same

[@Thy_memendy]

lazy ass

[@coolguy-jc9nh]

3 century burger: First we need to define what burger is.

[@frobonetic]

That's a vsauce burger

[@Wisdomandawish]

Alexis-“you have everything to make this in your fridge” Me-*opens fridge to find a box of 30year old baking soda, half a carton of eggs and a bottle of coffee creamer*

[@robinchrisb_]

I guess all fridge are not created equal.

[@jamilwallace7142]

Lol lord all I have is the baking soda 😂😂😂😂

[@tw7056]

I don’t even have a fridge it’s freakin broken 7 hrs ago

[@kerrygordon7928]

*Rie bursts through the door Let's make this fancy*

[@sarahcb1986]

Her optimism is adorable 😂😂😂

[@diamondgamez6730]

Frank from 4 levels: “Hahahah you didn’t: Make your own wheat/flour/bread, you didn’t breed your own cows and own meat, you didn’t squeaze the milk out of cows and make your own cheese, you didn’t plant your vegetables and you didn’t make your own sauces. Also you didn’t mine your own salt, grind your pepper and collect the necessary herbs for the burger. Ha ha ha I win.”

[@ngazobooi]

You're the hero we didn't know we needed, lol. You totally win

[@potatowarrior3223]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH epicurious right?

[@myaanderson1270]

No one knew they needed this, but they did. Thanks lol

[@beleva09]

Ahh yes, the 3 decade burger

[@jaycee1k3]

The man made his own pickles..... and called his burger simple

[@jonnys5889]

Honestly when she said the best meat is made when the pan is hot AF and smoking up ur house is expected really instilled a lot of confidence in my cooking!!

[@RaghadAmr]

This for some reason reminded me of the 4 levels of burger video on epicurious 😂

[@NoOne-ll4mz]

OMG YESS But if it was my decision it would be Emily: buys frozen patty, drowns it in ketchup, product cheese some random bread Lorenzo: makes a bomb burger while being amazing as usual, fresh ingredients Any random lvl 3 chef: beef handcrafted by Augustus, bread that Jesus ate at the Last Supper, cheese made by the first Italian

[@user-hi3tx7lm3k]

thats what i thought this was lmao

[@wyn7044]

yeah ryt i thought this was epicurious video so i clicked it 😂

[@vicky69420]

Ya lmao I was thinking about lorenzo

[@aaronliang5638]

Lol the 3 hour burger seems.like something frank woulf make. 😂😂😂😂

[@ilyasbaloch8598]

3 decade burger: Ok first let's start to mine iron and smelt it to make a pan and make a factory to make oil

[@xbotscythe]

Step 2 (important): Make sure the US doesn't know you have oil

[@octs609]

RUSSIA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

[@bruhe8895]

@@xbotscythe us government: whatd you say?

[@warewolfgamer4082]

@@xbotscythe lollllll underrated comment ..... so true

[@sidgunz506]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ziadmfarouk18]

When Alexis puts the salt into the patties all I can think of is the "2 shots of VODKA" meme 😂😂😂

[@RaythaAlves]

SAAAAAME!! 🤣

[@alvarohurtado2715]

X3

[@alexpopescu3696]

ZM Tube why so much salt Jesus Christ I don’t understand

[@ryanspencerlauderdale687]

That's probably not the best idea to do that, because if you salt the meat before you form it into patties, the salt draws out the moisture and makes your burger tough when you cook it.

[@floralwallpaperenthusiast6631]

Thanks for bringing that positive energy to KZbin Alexis! Great burgers

[@bensladkov6780]

Tasty: " toast the buns" Me: reheating a frozen sandwich loaf....

[@DumbassSince2015]

my reaction: MY BUNS ARE VERY TOASTY-

[@harvv5706]

LMAOOO

[@cielidhs]

She sounds so loving toward the last burger It's,,,,,beautiful Like she talkin bout an art piece

[@Lkusyono]

Alexis: "So you're going to put it salt side down" Pepper: *sad pepper noises*

[@knp_reaper8670]

Lmaoo what

[@knp_reaper8670]

I get ot

[@mrmoodogmcnugget_941]

Omg thats hilarious 😂. Thank you for this

[@sleepyy2380]

Does anyone accually watch these for tutorials, or just because it’s super satisfying

[@someone0]

Alexis: the maillard reaction is a chemical process the browning of meat Alvin from the cookie video: if you don't know what the maillard reaction is...I don't know either but it makes stuff turn golden brown and it's delicious

[@heheheh3379]

Omg haha haha lol

[@talhaali9132]

I just came from that video and was about to comment that! 😂

[@alicia2619]

bendy plushie studios I prefer Alvins answer.

[@bruhski2964]

It's alexis not alexa stupid

[@alicia2619]

idc aboutmyusername Alexa is a nickname for Alexis, genius.

[@hugodurston2872]

Tasty: So you want a burger but you have no time. Me: Go to McDonalds

[@djhbanaan6635]

*_how I got diabetes in 10 days_*

[@aistosee]

mcdonald’s is like eating air

[@aether6098]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoamppJvfNSHgKs .... you'll know it when you see it

[@AndiKola]

You spelled Wendy's wrong.

[@viethuongvothai686]

Andi Kola you spelled trash wrong

[@erynnkennedy9438]

She’s taught me how to make pickled red onions like 7 times.

[@pulkitk_04]

She said she will smash her buns And also said she will grind the meat

[@pulkitk_04]

12:49 she got cream stuck in her mouth lmaa

[@msgbbx1860]

Pulkit Khandelwal bruh wtf

[@eazy-cheez-e8033]

12:46 "Their getting bigger everytime" as she was saying that, a voice of Michael Scott saying "thats what she said" popped in my head LOL!