3 Minutes of Total War: Warhammer 2 Memes

[@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda]

Karl: "You dwarfs sure are contentious individuals." Thorgrim: *slams his hands on Karl's desk* "YOU JUST GOT PUT IN THE BOOK FOR LIFE!"

[@varold8678]

Thorgrim: Calling us dwarves instead of Dwarfs? Oh you better believe that's going in the book...

[@woolliercobra7742]

IT'S CALLED THE BOOK OF GRUDGES, AND YOUR NAME IS IN IT!!!

[@excursor4296]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmO4lqyeiNeYrbs

[@CantusTropus]

Implying anyone can be taken out the book alive

[@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda]

@@varold8678 isn't the proper word dwarves?🤔

[@radabit2417]

That Vlad and Isabella bit at the end is just precious

[@user-unos111]

Wasn't the other way around in the lore, though?

[@MrGrimLordKi]

@@user-unos111 Yeah but who is fact checking memes amirite

[@Demalion1]

Where is that scene from?

[@vynne3888]

@@Demalion1 the What we do in the Shadows TV series. A mockumentary following vampires trying to live in the modern world. It’s based on one of my favorite movies (of the same name).

[@Demalion1]

@@vynne3888 Thanks

[@headcrabA]

As a dwarf player, that Scott's bit really resonated with me

[@mrkitcatt2119]

You liked their scottish accents then

[@heycidskyja4668]

@@mrkitcatt2119 In the game they have Yorkshire accents, not Scottish.

[@mrkitcatt2119]

@@heycidskyja4668 exactly

[@mrkitcatt2119]

@@heycidskyja4668 which I personally prefer as that accent was always the intended one

[@Vakaria-plays]

Damn dwarf player thinking they can mess with the Scotts!!

[@Juanchodh]

This is awesome. You just made an enemy for life.

[@theworstdave]

You the man Juan!

[@Slyslug]

The Willie Scotsman one lined up literally perfect

[@leprechaunluck24]

Willie as the dwarves is so goddamn on point.

[@mrkitcatt2119]

Nahh

[@nodrogstengrad4782]

The Vlad and Isabella part is precious… but it’s the reverse way around. Vlad turned Isabella into a Vampire, not the other way around.

[@NcrXnbi]

I was looking for this comment, because it's the truth.

[@szymonpajak4102]

On theo other had, Izabella cured Vlad of his depression.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

In the lore She also impaled herself when Vlad met his eternal end. B!tch was truly ride or die and any man would be fortunate to find love like that.

[@dakinoytc986]

@@szymonpajak4102 at least we can say, it's true between them.

[@magni5648]

@@dakinoytc986Unironically the most wholesome true love couple in all of Warhammer.

[@dr.kinderman5290]

My lord this is the highest quality. I laughed at every single one and that doesn't happen often nowadays

[@theworstdave]

You da best, thanks for the kind words!

[@khylerbane4523]

Vlad: “We [the Von Carsteins] love to chase each other around the house.” Isabella/Conrad: “I Will Fucking KILL You!” Mannfred: “Aaah.”

[@monoono4051]

If you want a Confederation with someone, dont make a military or defensive alliance with him.

[@eternalgreed5953]

I can confirm, threats in form of you or other faction take them by force works far better than cooperation or friendship

[@lenkagamine4145]

@@eternalgreed5953 well either way, when all else fails, excessive bribery is always a good fallback.

[@DannyIO]

the wood elves one got me laughing

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

"I can provide full access to my military might and any of the resources at my disposal, all if you choose to accept my offer for an alliance." "That makes sense to me." "Then accept it." "Nah, I don't think s-" *"N O !"* 😂

[@FlourEater]

that´s going into the Great Scott Book of Grudges!!!

[@Michael-kd1ho]

The Willie bit about dwarves is very lore friendly. The only reason the belligerent bearded homunculi are not at war with you right now is because they are currently at war with someone else - who they might hate less than you, but he's closer.

[@julianz7555]

I once got a military alliance with Karaz a karak before Karl could while playing as Drycha and got Thorgrim to go to war with him and they were enemies for the rest of the campaign or enemies for life

[@LordVader1094]

Vlad and Isabella are in complete reverse tho lol

[@gggggg3912]

reality is often different from propraganda thougj

[@NRX25]

well, not completly. True, it was Vlad that made Isabella into a vampire. But Isabella von Drak is a murderous bitch all on her own :D Vlad can be brutal, but he's a quiet one.

[@AxtonLennox111]

You know Vlad and Isabella have real love and it’s precious and something I want someday

[@generalrendar7290]

Oh my god the Vlad and Isabella skit at the end was amazing!

[@j.jbinks9669]

This is golden. The best TW content really does come from the fans 💚

[@reidparker1848]

GW, meanwhile, flings End Times in our faces. Not. My. Warhammer. SoC is still canon.

[@gamingrambles]

the text at 2:08 I felt that so much,

[@bigj1905]

Me ‘Declares war on a random Dwarf faction because they are holding the last settlement in a province.’ Literally every other Dwarf empire in existence: 0:53

[@AmadeyAzalin]

Accidently stepped on tiniest patch of their province while just moving along Dwarfs: Death wish for you and 7 bloody generations after you it is, umgi.

[@Limrasson]

@@AmadeyAzalin As wood elves my capital was burned by ninja beastmen. (who then died immediately) Before I could recolonize dwarves took it. I declared war on them to take my capital, which is red for them since it's an enchanted forest. I stopped playing that campaign after 250 turns just being at war with the ordertide as Orion. I won the short campaign but I was at an impasse to actually clear the map as the AI was recolonizing faster than I could kill them. There was a time when I ran at 30-40k deficit but still made money from all the armies and cities I've destroyed. In fact I destroyed these places so much that the initial minor factions came back. Whom I paid off and allied myself with so they can take the zones instead. It was horrible. Then as I was playing Thorek campaign, I was going to enjoy fighting orcs and gobbos and skaven. By midgame only dwarves remain in the mountains. I just took the artifact pieces and won the campaign and fucked off.

[@Bassario]

Lol the dwarf one was the best, so true.

[@cauchyschwarz3295]

The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways .. by FORCE

[@SamaelHellscrem]

I feel the dwarf meme 🤣 Just playing as them and i was never at war with so many people at once 🤣 At least the lizard boys like me...after i crushed them and then bullshited my way with diplomacy because the dark elves were anoying both of us xD

[@molybdaen11]

The last clip looks like a vampire comedy show.

[@theworstdave]

What We Do In The Shadows, it's on HULU 👍

[@therefinedhellion5041]

0:50 Translation from the Dawi tongue: "That be a grudgin'."

[@Tenebris-]

As someone who plays Ikit, the joke about the alliance hit differently (got in 2 war cause of them, one with dwarfs, and one with the lizard men)

[@tombkings6279]

I am Settra, Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Holy Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds the Sceptre, Great Hawk of the Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra’s Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Sicon of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer of Redditras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emepror of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of the Khemri’s Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the eternal Necropolis, Herald of the all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Walkers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God’s Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek’s Lands, Breaker of Djaf’s Bonds

[@CommanderTavos99]

The last one was completly the opposite, since Vlad made Isabella immortal but kk nerd ='D

[@lazarus0420]

ermn, no it was Manfred who turned Isabella, and by all acounts was quite loving to here

[@blbprime11]

The last one is my new headcannon.

[@bane9951]

The dwarf one is the most accurate

[@githreepi5811]

Huh? Whered the order tide video go?

[@diamondmetal3062]

It’s very funny you used Man-Ray for both Skaven and Dark Elves, considering his voice actor is the same guy who voices Grombrindal.

[@raynerwong7257]

Just subed, can't wait for more!

[@SkinSolder]

Lmao i had to hit like video when the wood elf dude was over the wooden bender that was a choice joke.

[@phearmetoo]

the dwarf one is spot on

[@mrkitcatt2119]

When the dwarves have a strong English accent

[@TheRadude]

You sir have earned a subscribe from me!

[@TisTheWay]

We need more of these

[@patrickdixon3512]

The last one is basically me and my wife (I love when she get like that)

[@soroyo1536]

1:17 this happened with me once🤣🤣🤣

[@SpaceKnight105]

Do a part 3

[@justinthislife]

We must bring our peaceful ways to the entire world

[@theovulator]

Perfection

[@obamakush6384]

Tranquility at last

[@wolferegalia]

These are hilariously accurate

[@TheDemonicHorseman]

0:59 Is that John DiMaggio?

[@jorgedeanoperez2997]

All this had me cackling

[@JanJansen985]

I hate that the third game came out and not a lot has changed

[@ezariogerion3138]

This is awesome!

[@Phatcaulk69]

MORE I NEED MORE !

[@the_emperor_of_mankind]

I have no idea what's going on here. I haven't played TWW, but now i want to.

[@SpaceKnight105]

More like or nipponese and dwarves

[@lasfw190aa]

Can anyone tell me the source of wood elf part? seems very interesting.

[@theworstdave]

Futurama!

[@lasfw190aa]

@@theworstdave Thank you! Wasn't expecting a reply that quick!

[@MoltenUprisingMK]

For me Dwarf Willy was the best.

[@R17inator]

I wanna know the source of the Vlad/Isabella clip

[@RogenQ9]

It is a clip from "What We Do in the Shadows" season one. kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5elk4atjZuee80&ab_channel=RottenTomatoesTV

[@leprechaunluck24]

One of the best shows ever you should check it out

[@ibrahimatar3733]

1:17 🤣😂🤣 true

[@darkpassenger7730]

you make awesome videos men... keep up and god bless

[@michaeldebellis6171]

What show is the last one from? I can’t remember

[@theworstdave]

What we do in the shadows, the tv show

[@michaeldebellis6171]

@@theworstdave thanks :)

[@TSULLY210]

FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@alpacaofthemountain8760]

amazingg!

[@Trazyn_infinity]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@jonathaneastman3d]

Lol