3 SCARY GAMES #67

[@darkdraco02]

Mark's approach to horror games reminds me of my grandma. She was afraid of snakes. So when she saw one on her back porch she chased after it with a broom while yelling " get away from me "

[@bishoukun]

oh the poor noodles :joy: ROFL. I hide from spooders, too scared to chase them with brooms. (I also don't own a broom, so it'd be a swiffer... which is hilarious to envision.)

[@shaunyjimenez9637]

Get away from me! *Chases snake*

[@macklinillustration]

"You're in my personal space!" While still advancimg

[@deillescober6568]

my gramma did this to... i was doing a prank on her wearing this scary gas mask costume... i put ng phone in the mask cuz i had a voice modulator... scared her so much "Get Away from me!!!!!" i didn't realize that we were in the kitchen, she was chopping some apples... longer story short she almost stabbed me... i didnt even know she could even run that fast... i almost died and i love my gramma for being such a great sport...

[@darkdraco02]

@@bishoukun i set my arm on fire trying to kill a spider. Lysol and match kinda works but can backfire.

[@Tired0nion]

I like that immediately after getting into Spongebob Massacre, Mark and Seán both starred shooting randomly.

[@JayyStillPlays]

I LITERALLY came to the comments to ask who else watched seam play this😂😂😂😂

[@buttstick7357]

@I LOVE EVERY SINGER no

[@JayyStillPlays]

@I LOVE EVERY SINGER naw man your a bot that’s farming for stuff and I will report you😊

[@rahmat4848]

@@JayyStillPlays not cool bruh

[@PandaaManiac]

@I LOVE EVERY SINGER imagine asking for free likes when you could just actually make a good creative comment and earn them yourself, this is the equivalent to those dumb “100K SUBS WITH NO VIDEOS?!?!?” channels

[@akaritonishi2173]

I'll always love how Mark's response to scary things is terrified aggression.

[@niemaniema8654]

Lmao ikr

[@BoomBoomSoup]

YELL WHEN IM *N E R V O U S”*

[@alexjarvey6971]

He will always fear the sound haahahahwheehahahgebhebfhhyayahwwhhhhhehhhhahehehehfhhahhwhheheh

[@zebracakes9060]

"We will NoT hAvE a PRobleM IF YOU DONT DO IT!!!!!"

[@kingscasull2791]

@@BoomBoomSoup What video was that from? I can't remember.

[@ghostwaffles517]

the reason ghosts irl don't kill people is because then they'd be ghosts and that'd be really awkward

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Absolutely. If I got turned into a ghost by a ghost, I'd spend eternity haunting the ghost that killed me. Jerk.

[@VagueNaming]

@@benjaminoechsli1941 is it really haunting a ghost if you’re a ghost too? Sounds more like ghost assault to me

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

@@VagueNaming "On this episode of ***Ghost Stalkers***..." (The verb "to haunt" is defined as "visiting habitually or appearing frequently to." By the latter option, it's possible? Maybe?)

[@VagueNaming]

@@benjaminoechsli1941 appearing frequently to? Shit, guess I’ve been haunting my family

[@9_9_9editz]

what if in ghosts point of view we are the ghosts and in our view they are the ghost so it just keeps going back and forth and when ghosts attack theyre just being really brave and trying to get rid of their ghost which is us

[@hannahware3751]

I love the Lixian lore. He's just like, "hey man can I add some stuff at the end" and Mark goes, "oh sure go for it 👍" I love it

[@shatteredreality_513]

I really hope this starts to tie into actual Mark lore, if he allows it. Maybe it's always been that way... we'll just have to keep watching. 👀

[@bubblegum1993]

Why does your name reminds me so much of mine?

[@cgs.]

@@bubblegum1993 because its the same😎

[@hannahware3751]

@@bubblegum1993 gee I don't know 🤔😂

[@muhammadfahim81]

And i hate you

[@agnomymous]

"Your body was found nine days later" Like they had that fucking house surrounded how did it take 9 days

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

You really ignoring “police decided not to interfere with the sponge,” aren’t you?

[@agnomymous]

Nah the police ignoring that they have him outnumbered by sending one guy in

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

@@agnomymous I’m just saying that the phrase “police decided not to interfere with the sponge” is hilarious

[@dirtydan9785]

The sponge's last stand took that long.

[@starstudios1604]

Duh! "Magic!" how else?

[@remoGB]

Lixian and Markiplier are evolving together Lixian is getting even better on editing Mark is getting even more handsome and funny It's the perfect duo

[@JoshTRC]

@Nathan Dorfman hee hoo is the ultimate phase of evolution

[@فهدالعنزي-ع5ك7ث]

Hhh

[@JoshTRC]

@Nathan Dorfman true. truly a being which is better than all of us

[@saladfish5]

Remember when Mark always sounded and looked like he was hyped up on a _lot_ of caffeine? I can’t say I miss it.

[@rahmat4848]

@@saladfish5 Ok salad fish

[@tizzzzy2]

Honestly I’d love to see Mark in a horror movie. Like he doesn’t get a script so he just acts like how he’d act in a horror game.

[@kadeearley6897]

📷 say cheese

[@esperer3048]

Prank wars

[@snethies]

@@astmobile5401 I don’t speak Japanese 👁👄👁

[@fredsters]

@@snethies I think thats chinese... 😭

[@vhem6007]

@@astmobile5401 sorry bot, I can’t read Asian characters

[@Cough_ez3931]

Therapist: "Ken Markiplier isn't real he can't hurt you...." Ken Markiplier:

[@Roruthedemonfox]

I believe you mean Keniplier

[@MildlyAggressiveOni]

Yeah I know, absolutely terrifying

[@Cough_ez3931]

Spooky!!!

[@adrianhernandez1328]

We’re so close to three scary games number 69

[@yagnenttv]

Put in some effort instead of this

[@-.DIO.-]

Markiplier shooting a gun rapid fire and yelling *"COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP"* is always going to be hilarious.

[@sanderschaijk2835]

I expected a commenter but it was you DIO!

[@fluffyducks8023]

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. 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But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. 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He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. 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[@fluffyducks8023]

JOTARO

[@fluffyducks8023]

DIO

[@fluffyducks8023]

Oh?

[@iateitguy903]

"This water's kind of thick!" -Markiplier, Drinker of Corn

[@nikolashumphrey-howell2478]

"alexa, call me Daddy" "i'm sorry, i could not find a father figure in your contacts" "WELL, you see about *that*"

[@samdudy2258]

@@nikolashumphrey-howell2478 *redacted music starts playing*

[@CapoTrolls]

Ah yes you are both right i will not mention the real name of the very funny and memorable [REDACTED] video good times those were

[@YaBoiJay999]

@@CapoTrolls We do not speak the name. Silence brother. Memento Mori

[@potatogamez9645]

@FᴜᴢᴢʏTᴏᴋᴏʏᴀᴍɪ scp 152019 - A series of videos created by 2 youtubers, and the wife of one of said youtubers. The videos constantly remind the viewer about the limited time life offers. Those who have witness 152019, show sadness whenever they are reminded of it. They are not sad because of the constant reminders of death, but because the videos are no longer existent. Though safe, all evidence of 152019 must be reported and destroyed. Those who reupload or have downloaded the videos have reported dreams of a never-ending spiral and hallucinations. They repeatedly hear the phrase: [REDACTED]. Anyone who reuploads these videos should be permanently banned from the internet.

[@witchhy]

"You broke the water" reminds me of "why is there ceiling on the blood?"

[@Amokra]

Yeah well I was hoping for a Who reference with the "Silence will fall" statement :)

[@blossom-hn9in]

Mark doesn’t have a fight or flight response, it’s just “I WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT”

[@goblincrimes8524]

Ah yes the fight or fight response

[@povotaknight2063]

@Nj Jakaria shuy

[@robinred4993]

@Nj Jakaria ah yes, this is definitely hot girl site and not scam site to steal my credit card number and personal information 🌟 🧚‍♀️ ❤️

[@stevecouldbeme9288]

But... thats the *fight* part...

[@soundsandsights888]

his response is flight and t h e n fight

[@jomics]

I love how simply cutting his hair takes him back 10 years and I love it.

[@jasono1385]

I was wondering if anyone was gonna mention his hair. I got so confused when the video started.

[@Kayleekakes]

Simply cutting his hair turned him into a mannequin

[@evandadarma2131]

man, but im feeling bit uncomfortable with mark new hairstyle tho

[@zakariaahmadfauzan926]

Thought this was his older vid then confused when seeing the upload date

[@datatheandroid4195]

When he played the FNAF fan game I thought it was an old video

[@RasziusTV]

3 scary games? More like 30 minutes of constant heart attacks...

[@Basstez]

Yess XD

[@Koko._.pebbles]

That’s why there the best lmao

[@notaprogamer2782]

32, thank you very much

[@sunshinegamer1981]

Compared to At Dead of Night, these are a cake walk. 😅

[@Koko._.pebbles]

Am I the only one who loves to watch them at night before I go to bed lol

[@Cyphon]

*30 Minutes of Markiplier convincing himself he is stronger than an artificial shadow in a video game*

[@borgorkming8885]

SILENCE BOT

[@nagger.1984]

@Gus The Chinese words say: sexy girls x1000 times

[@fuhuasluv]

@@nagger.1984 that’s not Chinese, it’s Japanese Jana and hirigana

[@xanderrob5410]

It goes on for 30 mins?

[@Cyphon]

@@xanderrob5410 oh yes

[@dont_question_my_motives]

Imagine being a ghost or a demon, and this person you’re trying to scare or kill isn’t cowering in fear instead he’s screaming “I’LL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT” or “COME AT ME BITCH”

[@theguardian4964]

haha, you'd be surprised at how often this happens.

[@catatomic4376]

@@theguardian4964 how do you know it happens often?

[@twinedblayze]

@@catatomic4376 cause they do it everynight.

[@theguardian4964]

@@twinedblayze I am the demon 😐

[@SomeRandomMirror]

@@theguardian4964 yeah its really creepy when they do that

[@levibreum6313]

Let's just appreciate the dedication he has taken for 3 scary games for so long.

[@grimreaper2680]

Yeah exactly he's been doing this from 2018 or 2019 maybe? It's been 3 years but he's still here uploading them, one of my favorite series on the channel ngl.

[@xlewis4972]

[@thatweirdguy8810]

@@grimreaper2680 ikr it's my favorite too alongside The Forest

[@israelwood2926]

He's at 200 by now

[@coloritr.o.y6197]

@@grimreaper2680 i like this series especially if it's edited by Lixian. plus he showcases indie horror games that are otherwise overlooked by many

[@kanewolfstar]

I like when Mark just says something that sounds like a sentence but is actually a bunch of random somewhat connected words that fit the situation.

[@paigeorr3766]

But we all understand because we’ve gotten used to it by now

[@belkat5666]

@@paigeorr3766 yes we have all learned the language of markiplier

[@cadencecarter4199]

@@belkat5666 but does he even know what he is saying half the time? It really doesn't seem like it to me.

[@kyutogreyfox4292]

ey sometimes your will think somthing...but if ur constant terror your brain gonna just throw wat it wants to out there how it wants to(like that for instance lol)

[@cadencecarter4199]

@@kyutogreyfox4292 I still have yet to get past his bird call out of terror at 6:20. But yeah that makes sense.

[@j7qwq]

Plankton: "screams in agony" Mark: Peace was never an option.

[@alexconn7473]

Honestly the gunshot seems like it was done as an attempted mercy killing

[@simptea]

Markiplier: has a fear of mannequins Cloak: ah yes, *mannequin Mark*

[@Kai-iy3kk]

Oh god no please

[@BeanColored]

And I hate it. No thanks buddy Don't like

[@ikelldagay1801]

It just makes you wonder what kind of things the fans can and would to that mannequin... it's scary the amount of possibilites

[@ahmadfaizulhilmimohamed9383]

AHH classic markiplier fear is a mannequin.XD

[@bloodredgoats2527]

what if it was an april fools joke

[@B_C1109]

"If I flash him will he go away?!" -Markiplier 2021

[@greatspacegoat147]

I feel sad whenever I think of bl3. I was such a fool to think it could rival bl2 or even come close.

[@SylvanSerenity]

Pretty sure he has said this quote since 2012 lol

[@B_C1109]

I agree, although we are talking a out flashing clowns right now. Ronald just saw some Big Macs.

[@B_C1109]

ABOUT*

[@SonicTheHedgehogVeryReal]

There goes my idea

[@michealmc4225]

Mark: Literally plays any horror game that isn't popular worldwide KZbin: Ah yes, FNAF

[@cbs1n15]

Wym?

[@igottathirdleg]

@Fleshgod Jackal_666 Joe didnt see that in the description

[@cruiser1010]

@@igottathirdleg it’s prolly cause of the Cloak promo in the beginning of the video lmao

[@igottathirdleg]

@@cruiser1010 joe mama

[@cruiser1010]

@@igottathirdleg wow

[@gigigamming]

I feel like when mark is 65 and still doing this, he is gonna get jumpscared and just die of a heart attack or sum

[@FluidityContents]

@@pkamble9041 what the fuuuuuuu

[@HarlequinHeart16]

I hate to break it to you kid but i doubt he'll still be making youtube videos at that age

[@johnnyspeedboat6656]

That's his funeral plan.

[@thesilentmarauder3758]

He already survived a heart attack, literally

[@stevecouldbeme9288]

@@HarlequinHeart16 r/whooosh

[@MsRandomMachine]

The spongebob ending is so funny to me, like there were so many people outside, but they still found your body nine days later

[@pizzaowl1305]

Spongebob consumed your body and it took 9 days for his bowel movements to commence

[@_Stink_]

Everyone else in a horror movie: *trying to be smart and escape* Mark in a horror movie: iM hErE cOme At mE bItCh!

[@MattRob1c]

Every girl in horror movies: Be pretty much naked and trip and stumble and when the killer is breaking through the door just sit on the floor staring at the door instead of running away.

[@thatstockimageguy1067]

@@MattRob1c Every black guy in horror movies: damn guess i’ll die first

[@MattRob1c]

@@thatstockimageguy1067 haha

[@mtgamer2152]

Key word *trying* to be smart

[@AH-eh8bp]

As long as it's content

[@kexard]

“I’ll come for you in the night!” “I will destroy them.” “I’m here, Bitch! Come at me!” Mark’s channeling his inner Doom Slayer

[@damgaronfire]

To fight his nightmares

[@rahmat4848]

@@damgaronfire You speak

[@JadebooHeals]

Omg I love the slayer💕💕💕

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

He's not trapped in basement with the entity, the entity is trapped in there with him!

[@ebenamiezpw3426]

@@TheEmeraldSword04 😂😂😂😂

[@richarde98]

I love how Mark actively says "E" now. :>

[@filorux3242]

Mark is the type of person who stalks his stalker

[@aliyahkeller9956]

stalker x stalker on webtoon right there

[@scoobydoobydoopp]

@@aliyahkeller9956 *no.*

[@govanahkwoemoe194]

Wouldn't that make the stalker the same kind of person because they are following there stalker.

[@filorux3242]

@@govanahkwoemoe194 my mind is gone......

[@hirigone]

@@scoobydoobydoopp Yes, it's a good read!

[@mikotomisaka8714]

Mark: "I don't really see where you all cook the food." Mcdonalds: "He thinks we COOK the food! HAHAHAHAHA!"

[@zefzec]

Ikr

[@Rascal-yx6ir]

thanks misaka for your input lol

[@qwertyflags]

Too true

[@Lofi.z34]

McDonalds gets their food from a chem lab

[@RandomStufLemGD]

Hardest i’ve ever laughed at a comment lmao i almost choked on my food

[@BeingScared]

Scary games are the best games

[@rahmat4848]

No..horror bruh

[@gabby6654]

@@rahmat4848 /j?

[@Killian_Woods]

I prefer spooky not scary but scares ok to

[@gotsomham]

Well I’m sure you love your name

[@unicornplayzroblox4304]

:O omg I thought you would never comment on this video ;v;

[@abankson0346]

13:18 is everyone else not going to talk about how Spongebob's laugh sounded like he's old, on drugs, or just had too much to eat while laughing. It sounded weird and funny at the same time.

[@wolvercroft6182]

I find it incredibly wholesome Mark can tell which of his dogs is barking-

[@angelshadow95]

You don't have pets, right? Well, I'm sure you can tell which of your parents is yelling at you, or siblings, or whatever XD I'd be utterly disappointed in him if he couldn't

[@alybat02]

When you have pets you just know, I have 2 birds of the same breed and I know who is screaming and who isn't.

[@ItzBeezyTV]

I have 2 dogs and 2 cats. I can tell which dog is barking and which cat is meowing. I can also tell who is walking through my house by the sound of how they walk or the sound of their steps. It's just something that kind of happens.

[@dingus6605]

Yea it’s kinda weird how when you live with a pet for awhile you can tell apart your pets by the tone of their meow or bark

[@Cat-pw5qr]

Technically Henry is Amy's dog, but yeah it's pretty cool.

[@cerindoyle9456]

I'd just like to think that if a ghost attacked mark he'd just run straight towards it and scream "I CAN TALK YA! YA THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL, YOU AIN'T SPECIAL" and then proceed to scream like a baby when it actually starts coming towards him

[@f1ufe211]

u made me laugh so hard that desuves a sub

[@aaronhingos9445]

It deeply irritates me that the guy who made Sponge Massacre spelt Mr. Krabs with a C

[@deuceydee3506]

And an apostrophe

[@applejuice4625]

Who spells mr. crabs with a c?

[@jessemcqueen6702]

Cr. Krabs.... Has a ring to it

[@Amphibius_]

SAME

[@eriskhaos7311]

@@jessemcqueen6702 how do you even pronounce that? XD

[@lancealot1235]

"i'll come for you in the night" i think that was a bit of marks inner darkiplier showing

[@lancealot1235]

13:16 does anyone else know what he said there

[@systemglitch931]

@@lancealot1235 I think he might have said something similar to “Ahh! Just shut the f up!” In a high frightened voice from an evil, laughing and attacking spongebob.

[@leonardomejia6103]

Anyone else feel like Lixian is just getting better at editing every video.

[@ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА]

*MARK,,. IS A, KZbin, SHAME! MY QUALITY IS SEVERAL TIMES BETTER.!* nlP

[@JJScene]

All of you people need to go to bed and gain some dignity.

[@xiuxiuenjoyer]

so tru

[@IAAFMIG]

This is true

[@MandelaAnomaly]

@I LOVE ALL Please be quiet, this is not the place for this

[@Timetosleep912]

"If a monster ever does approach me, I will fight it." - Mark "Totaly not a Masochist" Fischbach

[@Hannah-fc4it]

In all fairness I would also fight a monster if it came at me

[@flowerpotmadeofclay]

He just likes to play DooM

[@minegabyyt]

Normal People when they get jumpscared : "AAAHHH" Markiplier : " *I'll come for you in the night!!* " (9:20)

[@sdal_yt]

Standart way of desposing a threat

[@callummcneill6266]

“And it is midnight, so I can come for anyone I want”

[@PinkPanther45518]

This is the only correct way to deal with primordial threats!😁👍

[@elliott7268]

Kinda funny how you have YT in your name even though this is KZbin. Like posting "I use Twitter" in a tweet lmao

[@fluffyducks8023]

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

[@mark-23-play7]

Mark: looks like someone flipped the table in rage Me: remembers mark flipping his chair in getting over it

[@borgorkming8885]

Shut up bot

[@Lycan_Jedi]

That wasn't a flip that was a yeet.

[@itsTEKKtv]

*gets jumped scared while picking up a key* Mark: “AHH! I’LL COME FOR YOU! I’LL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT!” Monster: “... Wait am I being hunted or is he being hunted by me?”

[@theshoppingcart1443]

Confusing yet interesting

[@paulsolomon9002]

Mark:"Always has been."

[@legacystudios5231]

It's like he became a demon every time he got scared lmao

[@Blake_244]

He said it while i Was reading this XD

[@lunargalaxy2362]

Dun dunn duuuuu

[@TheHiggybaby]

"SILENCE WILL FALL" Suddenly we're in a Doctor Who horror game.

[@kingklaus]

YES! I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE!!!

[@haychu3396]

INDEED! I just came here to find that exact comment. Also. King klaus huh?

[@discountfreddie7023]

omg i was literally thinking that

[@from_Sara_with_love]

Good to see so many Whovians here!

[@jigsawfeeling]

I was thinking that as well, and when in the second game Mark also said 'It looks bigger on the inside then it did on the outside', that was a doubled amount of smile for me.

[@Ra1ny_Dayz]

I never see enough comments about how great of an editor Lixian is, the amount of talent and when he animates little clips interacting with mark, the effort is amazing

[@Overqualification]

He probably gets paid like 5k per video he edits lol, I would edit a ton too.

[@skivethesmn]

@@Overqualification im not sure if he gets paid at all since they seem to be good friends for a very very long time now

[@Overqualification]

@@skivethesmn that is a very very dumb statement bro, there’s a 0% chance he’s not getting paid at bare minimum, 3 figures, close to 4.

[@jaygay6576]

@@Overqualification everything is money to ya huh

[@Adocelle]

@@jaygay6576 So if your friend tell you to work for him for months for free you're gonna do it ? Every work needs a payment even between friends

[@babyryerye2123]

the “don’t look back” and then looks back reminds me of Joy of Creation basement... good times.

[@Tafku]

Seeing mark with his new haircut makes him look 10 years younger

[@ifuckedyourdad709]

FR i feel like i’m back in 2019 again

[@CrystalWilliamsBrownArt]

@@ifuckedyourdad709 I had to check the date twice to make sure it wasn't an old video

[@rahmat4848]

@@ifuckedyourdad709 that not far back bruh yes

[@imscarlet1404]

@We Vibin yes :(

[@English-Lass]

@We Vibin He looked fab with longer hair, much younger.. he looks a lot older with his hair short. A shame.

[@StrayBats]

Sorry, but I really can’t help but appreciate the way Lixian edited the rolling eyes. Much smoother now and almost seamless. Props to Mark for standing completely still.

[@DarkShiftee]

Isn’t that just a thing mark can do with his eyes?

[@Junekiri_rai]

@@DarkShiftee I thought so too but the rest of the face and video scren must've been edited right? I mean it was too still, scary still!

[@pbbv7971]

0:20

[@broccrumrine506]

@@DarkShiftee Yeah, he's done it in a lot of previous videos... I wish he'd make a tutorial on how to do it though XD

[@slasherknight2669]

No ones gonna talk about Mark's fantastic talent of looking at 2 places the same time

[@Pikajew1782]

The advantages of concurring 4/20 mode

[@theMayoLord]

Or his haircut

[@RandomGuy_dying]

and lixian at the end

[@fluffyducks8023]

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

[@chiggenfinger7264]

Thats what most call editing

[@denrayver805]

"You broke the water" Pipe: my disappointment was immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@elizabeth2980]

Right when he paunched the camera an ad popped up about makeup to fix your face. King energy right there

[@Bapackabalunch]

I got an ad featuring shitty phone game with women shooting guns so.... Id rather have yours lmao

[@landoncarter1254]

Same

[@lavexismusic7878]

Lucky, I got a doordash ad with some guy rapping on sesame street

[@justpsi1stmultivtuberapost492]

Mine is two and about lazada and romance

[@YungStoney710]

I got an ad about an old man talking about Notaku, (adult anime games?) and a weed wacker

[@Spiritwingz56]

I'd love to see a horror game where it turns out you're the villain the whole time and just didn't know it until the end.

[@namelessnobody1645]

I don’t remember names or anything but I know Mark’s played a few like that before.

[@glassphoenix9095]

he played a game called calm time a fairly long time ago. dont escape 3 and the deep sleep trilogy are a bit of a stretch but still fit the bill and ill take any opportunity to recommend scriptwelder games. thats all off the top of my head 😔

[@norbertmoses7134]

Yess! I was thinking this whilst he was playing the basement. I've been thinking about making a game for a while, though I'm not all that experienced with 3D game development, but this would be a great concept. I'd love it if mark ended up playing it on 3 scary games too lol

[@leticia3900]

There's a game called Evil Inside that is just like that, but it's pretty bad though... I personally see it as a poorly made copy of P.T

[@TheGreatestMemee]

there are so many like that

[@Cerys4994]

I think seeing a shadow move is more terrifying then seeing a like "monster" because it makes you question yourself. "Was that real?" "Was that my imagination?" Its horrifying

[@WraythSkitzofrenik]

What is more terrifying? The thought that you might be going insane, or that the world has?

[@shaunamargaretstjohn8109]

Him saying “ come at me , do it, come at me b**** ..”and then being scared is literally my approach to life

[@Kumahachi8]

“Exactly this hard!” Wow. He punched me straight into an advertisement.

[@thekingofthesneks1857]

Perfect timing

[@j-j8984]

He punched me into a Geico ad

[@yeetusyeetus4205]

The ad i got after that said that there were no monsters so im mildly concerned about how well it fit

[@thekingofthesneks1857]

Mine some food delivery service I think

[@LuminousWisps]

I got punched into a bokksu Japanese sweets box ad

[@emilykrey5319]

I love how in all horror games the protagonist is wearing glass stiletto heels

[@EchoStreamMaze]

Ikr?

[@cameronaberner]

And flashlights have less range than a birthday candle. That's a fun one too.

[@arshns_]

and they find the time to patiently read hidden notes after running from a murderer

[@V0ID_X5]

And they run slower than most people walk

[@aerithshadoan]

@@V0ID_X5 god, phasmophobia is so bad with the "sprinting" lol

[@Necroxin]

Markiplier: "EXACTLY THIS HARD!!" *proceeds to punch the screen and knock me straight into an ad at 500mph*

[@FICKLEPICKLE_]

Didnt get an ad Guess im lucky

[@blueteagirl8575]

I died reading this

[@CharaxAkuji]

SAME I GOT AN AD TOO-

[@alexanderyeverino4021]

I got Animal Crossing and some kind of War add

[@opposite342]

I got a multiplayer horror hunting game. I guess smth like deceit or dbd. Very fitting lol

[@TheRedactedJoke]

Mark saying "I'll come for you in the middle of the night" is both hilarious and scary cause just imagine your in the same house as Mark and then all of a sudden while your trying to escape, you just hear "I'LL COME FOR YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!" XD-

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Turns out he *was* the monster after all.

[@haydenarlo1950]

that cloak brand mannequin is the most horrifying jumpscare I've ever seen

[@smokegrenade3965]

Time stamp?

[@smokegrenade3965]

@under a rock oh I’m stupid lmao

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “If a monster ever does approach me I will fight it” Me: I could imagine Mark just punching a demon in the face and saying “Lixian edit in some blood and tears”

[@moody6143]

Seems fitting

[@brittanymays32]

The reality of this comment makes my soul extremely happy.

[@cleventinetheclementine195]

"and saying "lixian edit in some blood and tears" " it's all fun and games until it happens

[@moody6143]

@@cleventinetheclementine195 Lixen can warp reality, it'd be easy for him to.

[@Balloraaaaaa]

This comment is way too accurate. I can hear it

[@collinandrew2194]

Coming from a McDonald’s employee, this game is giving me some serious flashbacks.

[@suseJesus]

Yo and turns out the killer clowns are back, there were like 4-5 spotted not to long ago 🤡

[@insecurebee]

@@suseJesus Didn't know they were gone, but welcome back ig

[@PiñaJarrito]

What do you know that I don't

[@suseJesus]

@@PiñaJarrito That the little bugs you feel on your skin that aren't there could just be the ghosts of a the bugs you've killed

[@Kydrogen]

"Hoping he's not around this corner" Ronald McDonald: I take that as a challenge

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “Maybe I could just flash him and get it over with” Me: “Scare the monsters away with your man boobs”

[@jenzu4229]

maybe finish the video before posting many comments lmao

[@raindrop5243]

Don't you mean mommy milkers?

[@crowparent6481]

@@raindrop5243 yep. the big mommy milkers that everyone wants- like corpse-

[@swag9587]

You're the most unfunny comment yet

[@fanboying1114]

y'know if mark flashed anybody, it would do the opposite of scaring them away haha

[@j-j8984]

Plankton: *Screaming in pain* Mark: Hey Plankton Plankton: Ay Mark! anyways- *Screams of the eternal pain*

[@Redfield_S.T.A.R.S.]

If I recall, Mark has played that game already and in that playthrough Mark had joined him in the screaming, so atleast it's not a lonesome eternity.

[@hillarycourchaine6829]

Jacksepticeye has played the spongbob game as well.

[@JonahMcD]

in ronald’s defense, all he was doing was preventing people from breaking in and stealing happy meals.

[@rahmat4848]

Your jisik

[@gearandalthefirst7027]

not really "breaking" when all the doors are wide open

[@fluffyducks8023]

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

[@jasonbaugher2464]

Interesting take from you, Mr. McD....

[@bens2248]

@@fluffyducks8023 ok

[@ShaunTheCHB]

Been doing a 3 Scary Games marathon and have now just finally caught up...... I really don't know how I survived 67 straight videos of jumpscares.

[@rahmat4848]

Hahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha

[@jojossugardaddy5253]

I salute ur hard work sir, im doing it as well

[@kristelveske1637]

this is an appreciation comment for lixian’s amazing editing

[@josie5165]

I second that! Lixian is great

[@thatguymarco]

I third this

[@certified8500]

Forth this

[@ip2who]

Like this up

[@sofieebear]

I’m just imagining some unlucky person or monster breaking into marks house and him just screaming “ILL COME FOR YOU! ILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT”

[@cyberjackal774]

He has a taser baton now. It would be a shame if he never got an opportunity to use it for real.

[@Basstez]

Better watch out for that tactical shovel.

[@stalebread9833]

Tactical whip is much better

[@MsPuffykinz]

That’s when they turn around and close the door behind them. The Hunter became the prey.

[@glamam3914]

In horror games everyone’s instant reaction is to turn on the lights. It would be an interesting concept to have a horror game where you’re safer in the dark and the light is your enemy. For example traveling through a maze in the pitch black darkness where the use of a flash light is necessary to get out but the more you use it the faster the monster can find you.

[@czarsalad1880]

He played a game like that years ago I can’t remember the name. There was a ghost that chased you through a dark maze and if you turned on the lights it would see you through the walls. It’s a cool concept that should be looked into more.

[@Bradiant.]

It’s kinda like FNAF 1 and two... the more light you used the less power you had. It wasn’t necessarily that scary, but it had the concept there.

[@trinalps]

Inside kinda does that. The light usually means a searching spotlight or that you're seen or that you're in an unsafe place, while the dark feels safe and gives you time to breathe. Often in games where you're trying to run away from people and stay hidden, you feel safer in the dark.

[@theredemerald8467]

In a game called Phasmophobia, if you stay in the light too long you are more likely to be hunted by the ghost.

[@yxel9118]

it’s like when you’re given the flash beacon for Funtime foxy in sister location

[@finstrike7]

"Uhhh, this is; Officer Iplier, requesting backup: Immediately..."

[@kellywalker9786]

Mark: “ It's just nothin..” *it being something intensifies*

[@alejandroo4160]

Mark playing scary games when a loud noise was made back then: “aaaAAAAAAAAAGH! WHERE WHY. HOW WHAT NO NO NO GO WAY HELP” Mark in that same situation now: “ILL COME FOR YOU! ILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT”

[@theknightikins9397]

There are no monsters to fear if the monsters fear you

[@pennywise-beats3587]

@@theknightikins9397 poetry

[@localgrandparent1007]

But at what cost

[@youhateitwhenispeakthetrut5075]

The hunter became the hunted.

[@MakNotGaming]

Like fr

[@addilay3347]

Mark: •sees random man wiggling as a shadow• Mark: Dad. z O o K s

[@startheperson8610]

he groov

[@skystygian]

It's gadzooks, not dad zooks, it's a very old expression of surprise. It's a contraction of the phrase "god's hooks" which refers to the nails on the crucifix

[@peepock7796]

@@skystygian to be fair, God’s hooks is still a very weird thing to say when you’re surprised.

[@Jadeddoxy]

he vibey

[@Jadeddoxy]

@@peepock7796 true

[@emmab982]

6:23 "I've been known to *dial-up tone*"

[@mysteriousowen5205]

Mark as a Police Officer: Shoots everything with infinite ammo

[@kateajurors8640]

Also Mark as a policeman; misses every shot he actually aimed at or wanted to hit

[@demodemascus8164]

im 123 like :D

[@secksman7459]

@@demodemascus8164 .

[@thatsn0tverycashm0ney88]

Seems accurate enough of real cops

[@amildlydisappointingsalad6058]

@@thatsn0tverycashm0ney88 "haha guys I hate cops am I funny guys please I want attention"

[@femboykatt1584]

I’m okay with Mark no matter how long or short his hair is, but may the long hair Mark Rest In Peace.

[@arayagarner2291]

Who did that art of Mark and your profile it looks good

[@arayagarner2291]

Also he probably will grow it back

[@lelified6087]

It took reading this comment to realize Mark cut his hair

[@bumblebee6834]

Long hair Mark reminded me of Aizawa for some reason.

[@honeyeggs9145]

Long hair Mark reminded me of a very sweet uncle who you always are excited for when the holidays come.

[@Sunny_Ray911]

Somebody should make a song using ONLY Mark's weird and random noises he makes in his scary game playthroughs. No words or anything. Just his insane noises.

[@quirda77]

Get scratched is probably the closest we’ll get to that until someone actually does it

[@Spirit21574]

I stand behind this comment.

[@sebYB67]

There already is one, actually! It used to be his outro music back in the day

[@lemon_squeezed]

May I suggest you check out Endigo? ;)

[@Sunny_Ray911]

@@lemon_squeezed I know Endigo. They use words though. I'm talking about literally only random sounds. The only way I can give an example for wtf I'm talking about is The Dooo. He's literally taken different fart sound effects and mixed them into different sounds for a song. That's just one example from what he's done.

[@rosebud829]

hey mark, i just wanted to thank you for being my comfort even when i’m in the worst of places. i love you.

[@MerciLessSKiLLz]

Barber: what do you want Mark: 2008 boy band Barber: say no more fam

[@FiddlerMcRiddler]

Lixian and mark really just like traumatizing us with these openings

[@sebatthegamer7778]

That's the point

[@ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА]

*MARK,,. IS A, KZbin, SHAME! MY QUALITY IS SEVERAL TIMES BETTER.!* nlP

[@yovisionz786]

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[@divyanshubansal3095]

Usually the intros creep me out more than the games but this time everything gave me a heart attack.

[@CaptainScorpio1998]

Therapist: Barbie Doll Mark isn't real, he Cannot hurt you. Barbie Doll Mark: Looking at me through my room window at the 2nd floor

[@spongethugger]

barbie markiplier is outside your window on the 30th floor

[@ghostlyhousehorrors]

that was the only intro that has managed to unnerved me

[@CaptainScorpio1998]

@@spongethugger at that point you just Yeet yourself out the other window, cuz there's no hope, u can't out run an eldritch horror that can come to meet you at the 30th floor

[@ieatknees8830]

Last night I saw a man watching me sleep through my window. Would have been increasingly less scary if I didn’t live on a boat

[@VagueNaming]

@@ieatknees8830 last night someone told me they’d kill me if I told anyone about him talking to m-

[@InsomniacDoggo]

10:55 So the game ends with you getting locked in the same closet the monster came out of. Seems to be a cycle of one getting locked in and the other bustung out. Its entirely possible that the "monster" isnt even a monster and is just another person who thinks you're the monster. Damn thats good.

[@TheLifeofJay1]

Jump scares Quiet Basement (nothing that bad in this game, you can relax a bit watching this one) 3:30 Door bang (mild) 4:12 Door shake (mild) 4:39 Door break (startling) 6:24 Window break (mild) 7:40 Light bulb break (very mild) 9:18 Weird noise (mild) 10:11 Water splash (mild) 10:48 More splooshing (very mild) Spongebob Massacre (Only one very startling scare in this game) 13:02 Mark shoots (very mild, but he does this randomly throughout, just a warning) 13:10 Spongebob charges at Mark (trust me, mild) 13:49 Mark shoots Gary by accident (😢) 14:55 Spongebob around the corner (Pretty startling) 15:41 Spongebob when Mark looks up (startling) 17:16 Spongebob kills Mark (Very startling) 17:55 Spongebob around the corner again (Mild this time) Ronald (Slender-type game) 24:46 Ronald kills Mark (Very startling) 25:36 Ronald right in front of Mark (moderate) 26:40 Ronald kills Mark (Very startling) 28:53 Mark gets startled by him (I couldn’t see him but figured I’d include this just in case) 29:13 Ronald laughs (startling) 29:37 Ronald laughs (startling) 29:45 Ronald laughs for a while (startling) 29:54 Ronald laughs and charges Mark (startling) 30:23 Ronald laughs and kills Mark (very startling) This doesn’t include every single scary or creepy moment, just moments that resemble a jump scare 👍

[@ughthetoaster5597]

Thanks bro!

[@_x3llax_380]

Absolute legend thank u

[@stevenblattner2177]

ty sir

[@TheLifeofJay1]

@@ughthetoaster5597 no problem!

[@kosmikat9881]

You dropped this 👉👑👈

[@muslimjojo]

Mark against a monster Expectations: Marks fights the monster Reality: Mark anxiously screams at the monster while closing his eyes and blindly waving his hands

[@browhy6868]

And scream profanities at it*

[@Revenent666]

Pretty much.

[@Jam-dk8lx]

their the same thing tho

[@grimaswife7802]

Mark punched the camera so hard it knocked me into an ad

[@rahmat4848]

Is your name Devin or Kevin?

[@wormthejay2851]

@@rahmat4848 Bevin

[@kaywolf73]

Same tho

[@karmaakabane8261]

Monsters in Horror Games: **exists** Markiplier: UNO REVERSE, I WILL COME FOR YOU AT NIGHT!!!

[@l4dy_darkness]

“I think my screaming is deterring him.” Mark: *screams a bunch* “He’s still here!”

[@roo6809]

I imagine Amy is used to hearing Mark scream from the other room

[@GameplayTherapy]

mark looks like the old him lol

[@binaryyyyyy]

Mark: 3 Scary Games KZbin: FNaF, take it or leave it...

[@jtkplays2190]

True XD

[@fluffyducks8023]

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He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. 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[@prime_optimus]

@@fluffyducks8023 Whats your point? Other than wasting peoples time?

[@yeekiiyeekii]

@@fluffyducks8023 i mean get into it i guess

[@angryasfman9077]

@@fluffyducks8023 holy mother of god

[@therealmace]

Thx Lixian for editing this video I appreciate it!

[@mad_ace]

Damn it feels so satisfying to be reminded that Mark, Felix and Jack share the same universe.

[@shadowpathfinder7723]

My brain preemptively read "universe" as "voice actor" before my eyes read "universe". If their politics were better I'd agree with you but Mark and Jack spew ignorant anti-gun rhetoric and helped fund terrorists with fake charity streams

[@whatrhymeswithcharlsie]

@@shadowpathfinder7723 I think you need to drink some water and clear your head of the bullshit you just spewed

[@angelshadow95]

@@shadowpathfinder7723 come again? I don't even know what i just read 🤣🤣 what kinda candles did you sniff 🤣🤣

[@ArtisticDemonet]

@@shadowpathfinder7723 and they also believe the earth is flat, vaccines are actually poison the government makes to simultaneously slowly kill you and control you with nanites, and Covid-19 is just a ploy to develop their birds, sorry I mean Basic Intelligence Radar Drone System to further control and watch you day in day out Did I forget anything? And to anyone who didn't get the hint already, this is sarcasm.

[@shem7146]

@@shadowpathfinder7723 At least give us some proof. You seem ignorant.

[@ivymoore8482]

Can we appreciate how Henry helped turn up the spoop for Mark?

[@reibruka6536]

Mark:E The internet:He did it... he did the thing

[@la-kr1kp]

He did the funni thang

[@unknownunknownfreak3209]

The time stamp, hand it over

[@H24Costa]

@@unknownunknownfreak3209 12:16

[@kodered59]

15:05 Revenge of the Flying Dutchman car model. This game loves using models from old games. Horrific Nostalgia.

[@coltondaniel7171]

Imagine Amy snuck up behind mark and scared him

[@futuristicfriends98]

I think Marzia did that to PewDiePie at one point

[@galladegamer3579]

Did you mean: _divorce_

[@coltondaniel7171]

@@galladegamer3579 not really they are too friendly to get a divorce besides I'm not sure their even married

[@futuristicfriends98]

@@coltondaniel7171 theyre not

[@coltondaniel7171]

@@futuristicfriends98 that's what I thought

[@Spiracle]

Lixian is getting far too powerful. It's only a matter of time before his creations seep into reality and fictional horror becomes our truth. We can't eliminate him because he's too attractive, we need some sort of plan. Something to secure and contain his creations to protect the world...

[@v0rinart_336]

This needs more likes. People must know the truth, we must stick together. No one knows what can happen tommorow. LIXIAN IS POWERFUL MORE THAN YOU THINK

[@crapsound]

The best plan is no plan at all. He'll never suspect it. Until now...so...nevermind...

[@sans0phobic145]

So...The SCP foundation?

[@risw.3821]

Ahem, may I suggest the Lixian Secure Contain Protect Foundation? Or the L-SPCF? hehe

[@risw.3821]

@@sans0phobic145 I legit thought that.

[@v0ltage185]

Mark: “ looks like someone flipped the table in rage” flashbacks to mark playing monopoly with bob wade and Lixian

[@gojiramars6622]

2:46 Mark: Don't make a sound. Also Mark: WILL FALL!

[@ReclusiveRaven]

4:39 can we talk about how well that was executed?? ive never seen a horror game with a door opening like that, the sound effects made it seem so much more realistic too

[@woofmooster]

Mark: (plays three different horror games that have nothing to do with fnaf) KZbin: *Yeah, thats fnaf alright*

[@dead-er4cu]

usually the poster chooses

[@LeakyJAZZ]

he is the king of fnaf after all

[@Guilma_]

they just see mark and put fnaf straight away

[@greatspacegoat147]

@@dead-er4cu where is this choosing poster and what is on the said poster in question?

[@st01as40]

Mark: we are just going to act like we didn’t see him- My mind: baby I’m not even here- I’m a hallucination-

[@dystopian8126]

Mark, thank you for continuing to produce these. Although it’s your job and your doing it to make money, you’ve brought me hours upon hours of laughs and scares and ultimately enjoyment over the years. Three scary games is why I started watching your channel and I’ve been a huge fan ever since! Keep up the awesome work bro!!!