365 Days Is THE WORST Movie I Saw in 2020 | Quinn Curio

[@jackcassidy9963]

This is like watching a cartoon while your parents are arguing about getting a divorce in the background

[@SelfCareCharizard]

hahahahaha oh my GOD

[@zerere_]

and your mom is the one who quickly put on a cartoon so your dad won't beat you up

[@Shenaldrac]

@@zerere_ In your dad's defense, you _were_ a mistake.

[@zerere_]

@@Shenaldrac obviously

[@punkrckr6889]

Awfulness of the movie aside, I just watched an hour and fifteen minutes of Slime Rancher footage and I STILL have no idea what is going on in this game.

[@Ooffoop]

I’m even more confused

[@redpandah3309]

Basically minecraft but instead of pigs and cows you got slimes

[@callumbraun2771]

You get slimes. You feed them. You get plorts. You sell plorts. Good game.

[@caiomarinho1257]

I play this game constantly and even i don't know exactly what she's doing. Slime Rancher is the type of game you only understand what the other person is doing if you're in their head as they do some crazy shit

[@Paultimate7]

LOL seriously, what is the structure of this game...

[@caseylayla]

"It's like Laura's consent is the antagonist of the movie". I felt that

[@the_one_titan]

How can that be the antagonist it doesn't exist!

[@indexifee8791]

I heard it

[@dristan555]

Itstotally sound Hungarian

[@toja1309]

i have you here at 1 thousand likes

[@bethany833]

So my mom actually liked this movie and when she was describing it to my sister and I she said it had a really sad ending. We both said, "aww did she end up staying with him?"

[@peachtea7269]

_OOOOOOOO_

[@cyncynshop]

Big Oof

[@gunsandroses896]

Boom. Roasted.

[@peregrine4430]

@@gunsandroses896 I understood that reference

[@SomniaCE]

Is your mom ok?

[@dragonsarelit5522]

Massimo being described as a “smoothie of domestic abuse handbooks and Wattpad mobsters” is the most accurate way to describe him

[@whymesad]

I will never not laugh at him saying "Babygirl" to a 30 year old woman.

[@Xehanort10]

It just makes me imagine him as Despicable Me's Gru.

[@Mandombb]

@@Xehanort10 at least Gru is iconic

[@Penguinmanereikel]

@@Xehanort10 Why did you say that? Now I can't not imagine the movie with Gru in place of Masimo.

[@crowthewicked8344]

@@Xehanort10 No, at least that would have a semblance of charm

[@duck6100]

Genuinely if I'm having a bad day and need a laugh I'll go to 365 days and specifically watch the parts where he calls her baby girl and also the bit where she falls out the boat head first 😂. Top tier comedy

[@dopdrop8998]

I hate these “Wow abuse sure is sexy” movies.

[@shr1mpsush1]

It seems to be a self-perpetuating problem to me. Sure these types of movies are objectively awful and glorify awful subjects, but there's a disturbingly big audience for them.

[@craigbutler3282]

Horrific Fact: there are people who pay to be kidnapped and treated like this by strangers.

[@williamkelly5689]

Some girls really do like it[experience]

[@comixproviderftw_02]

People who are legitimately into it; "I'm weird. I'm a weirdo."

[@penn_]

I definitely know there's an audience for it, and as someone who is also into some weird stuff I don't mind it. But, I feel like there should be some warnings and disclaimers on the movies? There's a difference between enjoying an odd fantasy and romanticizing real life abuse. I feel like it's the producers responsibility to at least label that they're aiming to do the former.

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

You’d think that Fifty Shades would be the epitome of Wattpad realized in films.

[@novelyst]

Fifty Shades was more the epitome of fanfiction.net. They can both . . . rule? this literary hellscape, side by side.

[@craigbutler3282]

@@novelyst This is why I prefer AO3.

[@novelyst]

@@craigbutler3282 I prefer AO3 because I can filter out more than 4 things >_> you can actually find stuff it's insane

[@cremetangerine82]

That would be “After”, the One Direction Wattpad fanfic. The Harry Styles stand-in is called...Hardin Scott.

[@cathl4953]

50 shades is the embodiment ,After is the epitome and this one is just unoriginal

[@walli7754]

Can I just say that this romantizing of Italian mafia is annoying to no end? I am from Italy. Every year we tune in to the radio to listen to all the names of people killed by mafia. Our 2 most famous judges were literally blow up by mafia. Even in my town, that is small, we know not go in certain bars and shit because they are ran by organized crime. And I know nobody takes these kind of movies seriously, so there is no real damage here, but still. Idk, it just annoys me a lot.

[@emma7933]

No, it's valid to be irritated by the mafia being romanticised. Even if very few people will actually believe the romantisation it's still a gross thing to do in the first place.

[@sonorasgirl]

That makes sense for sure

[@vixxcelacea2778]

I'd be perfectly fine with taking real world elements of fear and terrible things into a fantasy perspective and exploring them that way. It's no different than enjoying slasher or horror. But the issue is when people think that it at all parallels real life or find value in the reality of something so terrible. Mafia is just glorified greedy corporatist thugs who work outside the law. It's a lot like the glorification of gang culture overall. It's horrific and depressing, but I don't find an issue in exploring those ideas or an alt-universe version of it in entertainment media. The only time I take issue with anything portrayed in media is when it's based on real circumstance and undermines, devalues or changes the lesson learned. I got no issue with horror stories, I take issue with horror stories based on actual murders and real victims. That's when something is perpetuating romanticism of a terrible thing. Using real world examples as a basis for a fictional representation blurs reality from fiction. If there was a movie based on some terrible well known mafia member and it tried to picture them as a sympathetic character or glorified what horror they wrought, I'd absolutely be on the side of shutting that down, because it's no longer artistic expression, it's glorification and misrepresentation at the cost of victims associated to horror.

[@azeria6213]

Person from Poland here to give our perspective on this movie. We absolutely hate it and are ashamed that it became a thing outside our country. the author of this tragedy is horrible both as a author and person (also interesting thing Laura Biel is obvious self insert of Blanka Lipińska, look at their initials XD). Together with Białowąs (which is absolute douchebag that makes bad movies and then goes on a meeting with critics to prove them wrong in the most pathetic way) they make disasterous duo. It is especially hated considering that in Poland things such as sexual abuse and discrimination based on gender are controvelsial topics right now and this movie that basically makes parody out of this things is REALLY not helpful in this important to us debate.

[@teresarivasugaz2313]

Glad to read this. When I found out the author was Polish, I immediately thought "hmm, bet that horrible Lipinska woman is a Duda stan" 😒

[@12Daanie]

Goddamn. It always sucks when someone who becomes well known who's from the same country as you is a dickhead. I am pretty damn certain that this director is the one who found out that this video existed and tried to backpedal at light speed, to prevent people from SEEING THE MOVIE HE MADE. Cause if I understand correctly, the video used to just show exerpts from this 'movie'. If I were this guy, I think I wouldn't much enjoy being shown how much of a piece of shit I really am, by someone breaking down my own movie. Let's hope this thing is the last piece of content that ever makes it out of this cunts' studio.

[@czowiek9625]

As a Polish person I'd like to sincerely apologize for that dumpsterfire of a movie. Most of us here hate it too. (Also you pronouncing "Laura" correctly makes me so happy, I can't explain it)

[@soapyguy6483]

Don't worry, us americans made the emoji movie

[@pikapower_kirby]

@@soapyguy6483 I forgot that existed, holy shit.

[@ahhhmmm7704]

Don’t worry. We’ve made worse..

[@gunsandroses896]

Every country has a terrible movie. America has the Emoji movie, Poland has 365 days, French has Cuties and Australia (gotta include my country) has Young Einstein.

[@raidabi-thegooppagappa]

@@gunsandroses896 tf is that last one? young einstein? sounds like a bootleg or something

[@craigbutler3282]

The fact that the lead actor has kids makes this 10000000% more fucking awkward.

[@onewayticket2148]

Wtf I did not want to know that information ☹

[@TanyaItkin]

His children will grow up knowing that their father played this douche...

[@adeer87]

Your pfp is giving me flashbacks

[@Ashley-Lopez]

Oh-

[@aquaticflames]

I don’t think it should. Just cause you’re a parent doesn’t mean you can’t be sexy. That being said this movie was going to make him cringe with or without him having kids irl.

[@xanderbissell1481]

"When you're playing 4D chess this movie is eating checkers," is genuinely one of the funniest lines I've ever heard. Also even after being butchered by copyright strikes the editing on this fucking slaps.

[@ParadoxNerdHLM]

Why do so many adult writers have no idea what consent and healthy relationships are?

[@JoshtheOverlander]

I'm 24 with literally no personal romantic experience AND EVEN *I COULD HANDLE ROMANCE BETTER THAN THESE WRITERS!*

[@paulanderson6834]

Because trash sells. Why put in the work when laziness will do?

[@quendi5557]

I dunno, writing romance is hard. Writing healthy relationships is boring because a story generally requires a problem for it to be interesting and it's easy to make a relationship disfunctional and build a story off of that. Put them together and you get horrible relationships.

[@musse4869]

Romance is often not seen as being able to carry a story, but more of a subplot to other stories. Soo if you're only going to focus on the Romance you generally needs something to spice it up. And a good and healthy relationship is generally not considered drama filled enough to carry a movie.

[@gunsandroses896]

I'm an 18 year old aro/ace with no romance experience and very little writing experience and I can vomit out a better love story in my sleep.

[@kimbleangus7321]

Truly cursed are the video essayists who can A) Find the thing they hate most, B) Finish watching it, C) Proceed to endure it several more times for the sake of making a lengthy video essay about them, and D) be deprived of closure for months due to copyright strikes.

[@muhammadeisa1459]

Bless her, she's a warrior for sitting through this movie multiple times for our entertainment.

[@ComicDrake]

Loved the original video. But I also love Slime Rancher. :D

[@sebastien-loikntsangou-kan5264]

Hey, Drake. Just saw your bonkers Marvel Santa video.

[@normalgamergal]

You're constantly watching a lot of my favorite creators - even the small ones - and it's starting to freak me out 😆

[@beatroot6414]

Oh i know you

[@beatroot6414]

on youtube alone of course

[@gogebu]

Hi

[@corner_abyss]

I'm gonna go to sleep to this and no one can't stop me

[@mewkiitty43]

Me too! Omg! Listening to this anticipating Christmas morning face down in bed.

[@willnash7907]

I tried to but actually I found it quite captivating. Can't go wrong with good writing. Excellent structure and the off-beat humour got me several times. Something about Quinn just really hits home. I think she could have been a journalist. She has the stuff.

[@schibleh531]

I will do exactly this after I finish reading a couple of comments xD Glad to see that I am not the only one who does this.

[@shr1mpsush1]

How'd you sleep?

[@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003]

@@shr1mpsush1 oh god did op ever wake up?

[@toganium4175]

Ever heard of something without knowing literally anything about it? That’s me with this movie.

[@lordskull4382]

me when Quinn Curio makes a new vid: *my name is barry allen and i am the fastest man alive*

[@BigManLogan23]

When I came here it said 12 seconds ago and only had 2 views o cannot explain the heart attack i and when i got the notifixation

[@insertname717]

Turned on my phone and saw a notification I had the fastest click in the west

[@maldonr2758]

That's what she said.

[@Chikadulce10]

I find it hilarious that footage of Slime Rancher is the backdrop to the essay about this monstrosity. Such adorable wholesomeness is too good for this world and especially this movie 😂😂😂 P.S. The people who kept rejecting and blocking your videos are real dicks. There are other videos about this movie out there and you didn’t show nearly as much. Your hard work shall be avenged someday, their day will come 🥺

[@pcou715]

You think it would have been blocked if she wrote a positive review?

[@Lucy-xr9px]

I've literally come across the entire movie uploaded on youtube for months, so it's a total joke honestly

[@SquareNoggin]

@@Lucy-xr9px Wow thats total BS - I really enjoy the way this gal puts together her video essays, definitely of superior quality than whoever else is reviewing this movie. I would have loved to see what she edited together for this. So is it the people who hold the rights to this movie that are causing these takedowns then?

[@12Daanie]

Oh my lord. Sounds like everyone involved with this movie didn't much appreciate how Quinn accurately pointed out that they made consent the antagonist of the movie.

[@kulabster8916]

She protecc She attacc But most importantly *Quinn is bacc!"*

[@sesereddead465]

I can’t believe it’s been 6 months... To quote the old man from the perfect sequel that is toy story 2 “you can’t rush art”.

[@gracenpaschke3047]

Agreed

[@musse4869]

Rewatching this 5 months later because yet again the elusive Quinn disappeared. Bcs goddammit i need my fix.

[@babyshark9329]

1:56 my cat looked over lmaooo

[@alyssasteed8227]

“Sir, calm down. You’re not that relevant.” FAVORITE

[@ATREX643]

Quinn is the most underrated content creator on this platform.

[@Leenarietto]

Would you believe the author of the book calls herself a feminist and that she's bringing about the sexual revolution that Polish women have been waiting for? What can I say but yikes... Video was hilarious, wish I had seen the original edit, can't wait : )

[@29jgirl92]

The lack of self awereness, wow!

[@boltlight1244]

That's just....wow.

[@theseeker7692]

And then some feminists get pissed if you don't want to label yourself as feminist

[@offensivearch]

You know, a fucked up fantasy is just a fantasy. I only have a problem when you try to claim your rapist kidnapper boyfriend fantasy is an example of a healthy real life relationship.

[@lordofheckfire51]

“Guess what its time to go shopping again” *ad break*, glorious

[@brandelynnefreleng7597]

Olga is in love with Laura and no one can change my mind. That would be a better movie if she runs away with Olga to raise Massimo’s baby and Massimo becomes the antagonist hunting them down.

[@29jgirl92]

See, it's not that hard to come up with a good movie! I would watch the hell out of that!

[@linasayshush]

Olga didn't deserve to be in this movie

[@Maker_Az_Is]

Write it in a fanfic, file off the serial numbers, sell movie rights for big bank to a studio, rinse repeat.

[@lexa2310]

He is still compliant in abduction and whatever else Massimo has him do. Just because he is a less bad choice doesn't make him a good choice.

[@brandelynnefreleng7597]

@@lexa2310 I think you replied to the wrong comment

[@Lishadra]

I’m just happy “You’re playing 4D chess, this movie is *eating checkers*” hasn’t been removed from existence

[@Sanshichan]

I do appreciate Quinn's ability to pronounce Laura with hard "r", 90% of reviewers of this shit don't even care to try, let alone keep the pronunciation throughout the review.

[@CynicBlaze]

It really sucks to hear about your struggles with uploading this! Glad you're free of it though!

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

I think someone should make fanfic of 365 Days, then change all the characters's names and turn the book into a movie, to continue the cycle.

[@vinoveritas757]

Comment to boost engagement and hope this video is still around in the morning 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[@rodneysetzer938]

I literally subbed like an hour ago off of your Riverdale video, then saw you hadn't posted in a while and said out loud I kid you not, "watch her post a video tomorrow" What are the odds

[@richardnixonpog9925]

my favorite internet mom is back but she's kind of drunk and left this weird movie on

[@meaganford1117]

33:31 had me *deceased.* I like to imagine this entire movie is actually happening in Massimo's head and Laura is awkwardly humoring him to avoid making a scene in public.

[@shadow_shine3578]

That would have been funny.

[@riam850]

I don't know why, but movie makers in poland kinda forgets that people have access to internet, because they really like to take popular movies from outside of poland, make a cheap knock-off version of them and then trying to pass them off as their own unique ideas. If you really want to suffer you can check "Kac Wawa" with is a rip-off of "The Hangover" and was so terrible that cinemas refused to play it after first week of screening, but I really don't recommend it and I even doubt there are english subs for that movie.

[@autumnelemental97]

There is also Diablo- which is rip off of every film with dangerous car races.

[@Ajzan1]

Thank for reminding me of this "gem" of a movie.

[@zackkarma7760]

It's not just Poland. India and some other countries do that as well

[@racekitty]

It is shocking that Twilight's aftershocks are still being felt today.

[@SuperCrazyfin]

FINALLY IT'S BACK! I was only half through when it got taken down.

[@hakudoushinumbernine]

Same!

[@martaduque210]

Yup. Same here

[@luminaravelms4701]

I paused it because I needed to go to bed, woke up, and it was gone.

[@captaincheese3848]

"We're selling girl scouts, want some?" This made me laugh out loud

[@insertreferencehere.8066]

Step one: buy a girl scout. Step two: have her make you cookies Step three: sell cookies and buy more scouts Step four: rinse and repeat untill you can have infinite girl scout cookies

[@brycemanasco5473]

@@insertreferencehere.8066 The IRL Slime Rancher

[@niedomyty00]

As a Pole I feel honoured you decided to cover this little gem. Trust me, our cinema is filled with crap. Most of those movies never reach foreign audience, though. Pity, because in a way they are fabulously entertaining.

[@thr33xgaming32]

Don't mind me, just timestamping some of my favorite moments 1:38 Quinn's quirk 2:11 buddies without boundaries 2:25 elite gamers 4:28 "FBI OPEN UP" 5:10 Massimo's personality 5:19 is it good? 6:16 "women be shopping" 7:10 hard for me (teehee) 8:00 "how... THE F***?!" 12:04 4D chess 13:43 Laura's boyfriend 14:30 "are you lost baby girl?" 14:48 yeet 16:14 gangster love 17:08 commercial break 18:27 "are you loss babygirl" 22:06 "...with his hand upon a booby" 22:20 "I won't do anything without your permission" counter 28:35 "I only hurt grown-ups" 36:59 Quinn's Massimo impression 39:04 "what? no" 39:14 "cuz she f***s?" 42:28 'saw' analogy 49:50 "have a frick" 51:17 "dry and deflated" 57:20 "men come back and ruin the movie" 58:40 "am I losing my SAAANity" 59:09 "4 climaxes total" 1:00:58 "crime farmer" 1:03:31 the timeline 1:08:01 png car 1:08:14 "Chapter f**k"

[@Kris-wo4pj]

Who would have guessed people who make wattpad fic would be overly sensitive to criticism and logical disgust of overly romanticized kidnapping and rape love story to the point of being petty for said honest criticism. In all seriousness i am glad i was able to sit down and watch the full original video and hope it comes back soon i rewatched parts of it to see some of the edits again

[@DerRotSpassvogel]

I need to make a fanfiction of this book where Massimo is a tough guy to the people he works with but is an absolute Cinnamon Roll who has an actual loving relationship with Laura. and Laura is the one who likes being the Dom and Massimo is the Sub. and then I do some actual research with real people who are into BDSM. And actually have a real loving relationship. This will make this a fanfiction of a fanfiction of a fanfiction of a fanfiction. Twilight>50 Shades>365 days>my stuff Edit: wrote a small scene, posted below

[@lexirysbar]

Remember to post a link here when you’re finished. We’ll be waiting

[@repeatedecho]

YES. Please do this if you can, I am seriously tired of these kinda movies portraying toxic relationships as sexy.

[@queen-monarch]

I just really wish the idea of a more submissive male love interest was normalized in movies. #Wherethedommes? ("Domme" as in female dom, because we need actual dominatrix that aren't just there to be jokes if this dream is to come true and also because I don't know if there's a term for a male sub. Because I think male subs are actually the norm?)

[@RPGbanshee]

I'd read that! =D

[@enkayjee]

fanfiception

[@SiraSpirit]

“He posts cringe with his mouth” amazing

[@BigManLogan23]

Quinn: describing a movie about sex trafficking Me: oooh I like that honey sliem

[@sofiapaivaribeiro293]

I don't blame you It's a cute slime

[@Sarah-km2ec]

i physically gag and shiver with disgust every time i hear him say "are you lost babygirl" and "do you wanna touch it"

[@flowerwishes9936]

Massimo, more like MassiNO... I'll show myself out

[@dragonsarelit5522]

No, stay a little while

[@cyncynshop]

*starts clapping* Encore!

[@faitodeyo7019]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

[@PotatoHero524]

Come back!!

[@liviwaslost]

Come back pls

[@pastlesandfish]

You know, this film could have actually worked if it had been written as a different premise. Laura is kidnapped and the movie shows her undermining and outsmarting Massimo until she eventually escapes/kills him. It could have been a thriller type film. But nope. The author decided to romanticise abuse instead.

[@MisterJW]

I cannot wait for the original version to be dropped somewhere, but I am glad to see this one is up; more content from you is a good thing

[@andygames6]

WHILE YOU'RE PLAYING 4D CHESS THEY'RE EATING CHECKERS LMAOOOO

[@stereotypicaledgelord7640]

"this is like 'lemme copy your homework'-'okay, but change a few things so we don't get caught' but you're cheating off a student that gets *straight D's*." I see what you did there.

[@vabvaab]

I didn't know if I could withstand another video with looong clips from 365 days, the slime rancher footage is honestly a HUGE asset here. It's like seeing a bear at the zoo vs jumping into the enclosure for a better view.

[@SassyandalwaysClassy]

I think I found a way to make this work. It still won’t be a good movie but it’ll be better than this. Since they’re not interested in much character development anyways, make them already married. That’s it. Make Laura a newly minted mob wife who’s into elements of BDSM. That way you can have the sexy partners in crime and rough romantic kinda thing. That’s it. Make her actually in charge and have all the actions be part of the game they constantly play with each other. It works much better if the two are equals pretending to have a power imbalance because that way Laura is never in any real danger. It’s just part of their kinky dynamic. Boom that’s it! That’s all you need to do

[@helloill672]

Oh you see, that would make the movie bearable, and we can't have that.

[@hopoffmydick9574]

And then to add an actual level of conflict, have her fall in love with Olga, and have the main conflict be true love vs. comfortable love. Risk vs Stability.

[@SomeCameo]

The secret ingredient is concent

[@offensivearch]

I haven't seen this movie but it seems like almost anything would make it better. I don't have a problem with whatever people want to fantasize about as long as they separate their fantasies from real life and don't try to push unhealthy relationship dynamics.

[@awearytraveler]

“You’re playing 4D chess and this movie is eating checkers”

[@JustinPageSlayer]

It's back, and honestly watching you play slime rancher is still very satisfying

[@JoshtheOverlander]

"365 days was inspired by 50 Shades of Gray" Are you shitting me??! First Twilight, then 50 Shades, and now this shit??! Did Twilight just kick start a whole new genre?? It'll be a subgenre of horror, because we all know this shit doesn't belong in the romance category. Will call the subgenre "Toxic Disaster" and it'll be a subgenre of horror.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

If each rip-off continues to be worse than the previous one... Imagine how bad it will soon get.

[@JoshtheOverlander]

@@legrandliseurtri7495 The chain will eventually lead to a literal hellspawn in literature form and people will *still* read and enjoy it for some weird reason, no matter how blatantly horrible the contents are! XD

[@spritingk6879]

Are y'all forgetting the potential in 'dystopian boyfriend'

[@naushadedwin9567]

This type of horror is too scary even for me

[@NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois]

Romantic horror disaster movies

[@invisableumbrella]

Yo when you said you’re understanding of Twilight and Fifty Shade is just Dan Olsen videos I felt that. Same hat.

[@deon6045]

"It's backwash of backwash." - Quinn 2020 I have never heard this in my life, and I want to adopt it as a saying.

[@lexirysbar]

“Women be shopping”

[@_Somsnosa_]

*canned laughter*

[@smugigante7312]

women do be shopping doe

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

A whole 135 days less than 500 days of summer, of course it's a bad movie.

[@eliquorice]

Going through my own copyright nightmare at the moment, so I really get what you were going through. I saw the original video, but I'm gonna rewatch the whole thing, like, and comment to boost engagement again! Hope your holidays have been good otherwise :)

[@Katy133]

I'm so sorry you had to deal with all that nonsense with the c*pyright bl*cking. I remember having to deal with those headaches back when I made video essays on YT. I stopped and switched to podcasting because I got so tired of it, but I'm happy that you're able to keep making them. I was lucky enough to watch the original video when it was up and I'm glad that it was able to come back, despite outside forces trying to stop it. Thank you for making it.

[@morganweinstock167]

The fact that there are real human people who like this movie both baffles and depresses me

[@quendi5557]

Humanity, it has it's peaks and it's bottomless pits.

[@autumnelemental97]

In the book, Laura's disposable boyfriend was actually pretty nice. The fact he's apparently based on Blanka Lipińska's ex-life partner makes it even worse.

[@Igorcastrochucre]

Can we talk about the "She's not like fairytale heroines" thing for a minute? First off, you really just pat yourself on the back for writing better than centuries-old fables for children in your adult story. Second off, most fairytale heroines are NOT characters, they are the means to get to the moral of the story, you can use those stories as a building block and trim some of the magical nonsense to make a coherent narrative, but you need strong character(ization) to make people care. Third, those stories are usually set in medieval times, when women had limited agency, and you set your story in modern day and went out of your way to create a scenario where the main character has limited agency to create this false sense of empowerement.

[@forestyoung3252]

my brain wont stop repeating Quinn's Masimo impression "Bbgirl, blah blah blah- im a r-pe monstarrrr." idk why, its just STUCK IN MY HEAD.

[@masterspoiler2367]

I could honestly listen to anything if it was narrated by Quinn Curio. Like seriously I haven't watched this, Gotham, or Riverdale and yet I've still seen all of Quinn's monologues and I LOVE ALL OF THEM. There's just something about Quinn's voice. It's not "soothing" like Morgan Freeman, instead it's awake and alert and snarky and clever and genuinely engaging in like every respect. Please keep making more of these, however long it takes. I WILL LISTEN TO IT ALL. EVEN IF IT'S 50 HOURS. I WILL TAKE TIME OFF FROM WORK AND BINGE IT.

[@dcbandit]

Actually, I heard that Fifty Shades of Grey is kind of a fanfiction of Twilight, making this movie a fanfiction of a fanfiction. Sloppy thirds.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

That's literally what she said.

[@swiftlymurmurs]

Not even "kind of". E L James was a hardcore fanfic writer under the name "Snowqueens Icedragon" and Fifty Shades is just a very hasty edit of her Twilight fanfic Masters of the Universe. Practically only the names are changed

[@kazzajaxon7566]

Yeah, thats literally mentioned within the first 5 minutes of the video

[@dcbandit]

Why is so much fanfiction getting the movie treatment? Can't Hollywood find anything original to ruin?

[@JoshtheOverlander]

@@dcbandit Why can't my Pokemon Nuzlocke fix get a movie adaptation?? DX

[@aberrantform969]

Lol I left this channel alone a while ago but good to see it’s back.

[@NiohArcadia]

She doesn't post often that's the thing

[@caybcaybcayb]

that is just her upload schedule lol

[@RenegadeY]

I watched the draco video yesterday and i thought to myself ‘huh they haven’t uploaded in awhile, cant wait for the next one’

[@grimtheghastly8878]

Can we pls just have mainstream movies with healthy depictions of kink pls I'm literally begging

[@Userext47]

It's a damn shame the original edit got taken down. It was great editting so much so that while watching this I get vietnam flashbacks to the original edit. And I do mean this in a positive light

[@CobaltKitty]

Just want you to know your cat attention noises woke up my cat.

[@theopreston8507]

lvl 1 hitman: respects personal agency and the collaborative nature of love lvl 30 boss: MmMmmM WOMAN

[@TheUnofficialNinja]

my cats didn't even flinch towards the speakers, but to be fair one of them only answers to his name and the other one doesn't answer to anything at all. I'm sure they appreciated the effort, nevertheless.

[@elinaw6175]

Came back this video and realized that it's been 2 years since you last posted, Quinn. I remember finding your Harry Potter stuff, subscribing and then this video dropped. It was quarantine, I was burnt out and dropped out of school, in a unhealthy realationship (not this unhealthy, thank god) and basically just watching youtube all day. I makes me sad that you might not post again, the few videos you have are dear to me. This '2 years ago' is really fucking me up. I don't know how old I thought this video was, in a way I felt like it was much older. I have flimsy memories of the last 5 years of my life wtf . I rambling but it's really hitting me . Was I even still in that relationship when this video came out? It's hazy, scary how little I seem to remember

[@YikYakTikTak]

Most of the videos I've seen on this movie don't actually dive too deeply into the whole issue of WHY lack of consent is an issue in this movie. It's really nice and refreshing that you talk about the issue from both inside and outside the movie. Like, verbalizing how the issue of Laura's consent is presented as the antagonist is SUCH a good take! I love it

[@faithinchaos424]

Yes hello, it's me, one of the elite gamers. I happened to catch this in the five seconds it was up the first time, glad it still exists.

[@12Daanie]

12:00 'While you're playing 4d chess, this movie's eating checkers.' Has to be one of the most creative ways of calling a movie unrealistic/disappointing

[@Pepstep_07]

au where this movie's premise is the same but laura is actually a genius and manipulates the dude and eventually takes over his crime empire without EVER fucking him and his sad little donger

[@AnimeWolf5193]

When I heard _"inspired by Fifty Shades of Gray,"_ I had no choice but to flee out the nearest second story window. I stand by my decision.

[@lunaakuma5044]

I'm sorry that you had to seen this. Why does this out of all things have to be thing Poland is known for this year. Also your pronounciation of "Laura" is very good!

[@sebastianaguilar9938]

Poland still has it better than Austria! It's been years and yet to this day, when people think of Austria, the first thing that comes to mind is Josef Fritzl and the incest dungeon he kept his daughter locked up in for over 20 years. Trust me when I say No amount of apologies or diplomatic 'rehab' can possibly undue the damage that inflicted upon their nation's reputation!

[@Wampirfan69]

I remember when the book came out here in Poland. My mom wanted me to buy it for her. Good thing they didn't have it cuz I would fucking die while buying it.

[@lyxla2579]

After a long break, I doubt you'll disappoint. Edit: I was right.

[@hakudoushinumbernine]

Nico!

[@lyxla2579]

@@hakudoushinumbernine ❤

[@The_Skrongler]

I can't believe Masimo disappears/teleports when people turn their backs like he's the goddamn Batman. That's hilarious.

[@tiresome6124]

Sad it's probably going to get copyright claimed again

[@ultraviolet9406]

They can’t copyright a review if there’s barely, if any footage, the footage belongs to them but a review is freedom of speech. At least that’s my point of view, then again the creators of the movie might be complete arseholes.

[@tiresome6124]

@@ultraviolet9406 have you seen what the record company has been doing with music if you use two seconds of their music they're going to outright just steal your money

[@ultraviolet9406]

@@tiresome6124 That’s different then a movie review, freedom of speech is a human right, they can’t legally take that away when there’s no footage, and music copyright can also be dodged if you remix it enough, a lot of people done that on KZbin and got away with it.

[@TheCubert120]

I kept laughing so hard that I almost broke my funny bone, this is genius. I missed your videos, and crazy wit. Holy cow; 175k subscribers, congratulations. That's awesome. You're amazing.

[@justme0910]

The worst part about this genre of 50 Shades clones is that ... they're not even particularly good at catering to people with those kinds of kinks? Like, I'm a kinkster. I've read, written, watched, listened to, and otherwise consumed or produced some pretty intense smut, some of which includes stuff like non-consent (or compromised consent), kidnapping, slavery, brainwashing etc. The thing about that is that there are only two ways to make those work without being super creepy and gross about it: Either you present them as consensual roleplay within the context of the story, or you take it seriously, but add some level of abstraction - for example, you set it in an alternate universe, possibly one with fantasy or science-fiction elements. 50 Shades wisely circumvented potential consent issues, but by trying to depict an actual BDSM relationship without understanding how those work in real life (Christian Grey's dom mode is indistinguishable from his regular persona and all scenes are based around HIS needs and desires, with all pleasure Ana gets out of their playtime feeling almost incidental; there is no separation between their sex life and their out of bedroom interactions in general despite the fact that they're not in a pre-negotiated 24/7 lifestyle D/s relationship and Ana clearly doesn't want one of those), that franchise paved the way for half-assed knock-offs like 365 Days to blur the line between kink and abuse even further. As a result, you get all these really questionable "erotic" stories that don't have the catharsis of a real BDSM scene, the melodramatically exaggerated tension of classic bodice ripper novels, the shameless unreality of hentai-esque fantasy porn, or the fun danger element of grimy erotic thrillers. You just have borefests like this piece of shit - nothing like healthy kink as practiced by consenting adults, but JUST grounded enough that they end up reading like genuine endorsements of abuse, filled with beautiful people, some nice scenery, and outrageous displays of luxury to paper over the ugliness at the core of it all.

[@bluepheonixsoul1553]

“Hi we’re selling Girl Scouts”. Absolutely killed me.

[@haroldandmod]

Bruhhhh Netflix had this on number 1 for a week after Da 5 Bloods came out

[@plutossky7534]

365 Days but it's the slow burn romance between Laura and Olga and there's no toxic romances in it

[@29jgirl92]

Massimo is just just some creep they defeat in the first act.

[@jardelelias5625]

Damn, I was so proud of my comment about the girl being at the other margin of the Mediterranean, and now it's gone. Gone like tears in the rain.

[@Reven157]

''You're playing four-D chess while the opponent is eating checkers.'' Best line ever

[@marmied7840]

Its back!!!! The video that stole my sleep for two nights before it disappeared, reappeared, disappeared, and finally reappeared!!!! This must be one of the best videos you've made so far, even though it's so horribly cursed. Thank you so much for all the work and effort!! I love your videos. Please take care. :)

[@gumsgang1216]

Sucks it took so much effort to upload this but I’m excited to finally watch it now, good job!

[@kokosan09]

oh no, KZbin heard what we're doing here! quick, to the Crime Catacombs!

[@SkeleGem]

25:14 “His name is Alfredo” I see JoJo isn’t the only thing naming Italian people after pastas

[@sovietcanuckistanian]

Well the pasta was named after a guy first.

[@nummurrow6360]

Alfredo is a name too. I'm not even Italian and I know some Alfredos.

[@jiangciyang3860]

who was the guy named after pasta in jojo? buccarati?

[@standuseroreo3954]

@@jiangciyang3860 there’s several

[@genocider9782]

​@@jiangciyang3860 yes

[@doyouknow4240]

The moment when you said "our only hope" and there appeared photo of Barbara Bialowąs, I literally burst out laughing. She's kinda a legendary polish director because of one of interviews she gave. Basically, she's defending her work and actors' plays saying that critics don't understand her genius, shouldn't be allowed to speak publicly about "art" because "how can they criticize directors if without directors they wouldn't have anything to criticize and, as a consequence, they wouldn't make a living of it.

[@cameronhumphreys2309]

What a wonderful Christmas present, a long video to ignore my family with :D

[@torrentofinsanity]

Reposting my old comment for prosperity's sake: "That's my secret Quinn, I'm always big angry"