4. Charlie Has Cancer | The Always Sunny Podcast

Rob doesn't know where his nose and lips are.
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[@geegeezlouis86]

"Shut up, Hollywood" is definitely the funniest way a child of an actor could backtalk to them

[@TheGreatJon]

"Listen up you little fucks" should definitely be the intro to this podcast.

[@Vocu]

agreed

[@NichesBeCrazy]

Love it 😂

[@shadydaly]

And Charlie has to say it

[@stevenjohnson243]

i don't think so

[@jellis9618]

He nailed it.

[@ericschilling9064]

The Keanu impersonations were killing me

[@luna-p]

😂 My stomach hurts so much

[@benjackman4814]

Broo why do you think I'm a surfer duuude?

[@elmarinoisntavailable2997]

Agreed. That whole convo killed me

[@jvince001]

Bro?….. I’m fucked!!

[@Night5225]

THE FBI WANTS TO PAY _ME_ TO LEARN HOW TO _SURF?!_

[@iancolpetzer5311]

Charlie and Glen repeatedly ripping on Rob for getting to close to the microphone had me rolling on the floor 🤣

[@AD-df5tm]

Glenn's impersonation of Keanu Reeves is disturbingly accurate haha

[@NichesBeCrazy]

Yes!!

[@RonBurgundy412]

The fact that there are real McPoyles out there gives me nightmares

[@kevinbrewer8044]

The Thrice thing was killing me. By the time they released this episode that band is HUGE. 23:40

[@drbeeblebrox7443]

Timestamps: 0:00 Mouth noises 0:41 "Listen up you little fucks" 0:58 Discussion of the episode, pilot and first home movies 4:20 Rob wants to suck the mike 5:15 David Hornsby played Mac in the original home movie 8:00 Rob's unsubstantiated confidence in his abilities/"If I can learn how to talk good..."/Forcing people to look at your face 9:55 Glenn's face is dead 10:34 "DEAD EYES" 10:40 Dr Larry Meyers/Rob interrupts a story #2/"THIS IS NOT FOR YOU!"/Ethan Hawke 12:20 Keanu Reeves' voice 13:25 "The FBI wants to pay me to learn how to surf?!" (Glenn on Point Break) 15:25 Filming locations 16:45 Dennis (Hart, Hogan) and Tom Reynolds 17:56 Rob used to be called Mac 18:33 'Sweet Dee' namesake (Chris Backus reference #2) 21:23 The original Brendan McPoyle 21:52 Earthquake false alarm (24:16 California has constant earthquakes) 22:25 Thrice band stickers 23:43 IASIP music cues 25:09 First edit of S1E2 Charlie Wants An Abortion 26:35 Glenn and his sister were into Rick Astley before rickrolling 27:00 Glenn and his sister were too full of joy as kids 28:14 "Shut up Hollywood!" 28:35 Why the guys do the show 29:15 Pressure to be funny/We should have a hot-line/Engaging with spam callers 30:29 "TWO WARS?" 30:59 Rob sucking on the mike#2/Hearing loss vs vision 32:36 Charlie and Glenn sing BIRDS OF WAR

[@jb4000]

This is great. Thank you!

[@drbeeblebrox7443]

@@jb4000 No issues! I've been going back and making timestamps for all the old videos, so they're easier to rewatch. It's pretty slow going, but I'm on season 2 :)

[@CharlieTWilbury]

@@drbeeblebrox7443 🍺 to you, pal; it's a lot of work!

[@oscarr9723]

@@drbeeblebrox7443 I’ve been doin a listen / rewatch of the show too. Thanks bro!

[@danidavitto6408]

I’ve spent the last 2 hours searching for the “DEAD EYES” clip, thank you so much for your service

[@beachuncle1741]

"Can you just fucking eat?" is one of the realest things i've heard a celebrity say about their kids

[@alexclark6777]

I love how he actually takes on Dennis' persona when talking about how his kids irritate him.

[@revolutionartiste]

My only complaint is that the podcast is not long enough, watching/listening the guys commentary on the episodes while they watch could be so entertaining!

[@willyjf6193]

It's not long enough and to be honest ita kinda lazy just going over each episode On other podcast we actually learn who the podcasters are and they go deep into stuff... These guys are just regurgitating what we've already seen as much as I love em, this "podcast" is pointless imo

[@juanticimo]

I feel like anymore than 30 mins and Im out... i think its the perfect length ya jabroni

[@billycake5830]

@@willyjf6193 I personally think this is the perfect way to do a podcast. I just want to hear people banter and rag on each other.

[@entertain7us148]

I remember they seemed to find the DVD commentaries pretty boring, cos they could only talk about what was happening directly in the scene in front of them. The beauty of the podcast is they spend maybe 3 minutes talking about the actual episode and the other 40 is long hilarious tangents, and it’s very clear that that’s what’s most fun for them, and is therefore more fun for the audience.

[@TheThizzelle]

I want it to be way longer but I also feel like we're very fortunate to have this podcast at all so I'mma stfu. Ha ha

[@fer6971]

glenn is so right for saying that rob has a very interesting face to look at on screen bc those eyebrows alone could steal the show anytime!!

[@Lucifronz]

Honestly, Rob imitating the others unintentionally fits in kinda well with Mac desperately wanting to be liked by the rest of the gang.

[@MrCringedragon]

Your audience is Sunny fans, we're always clamoring for more content from you guys. It's dope when you guys get together, love it!

[@ZainThisIs]

for real the podcasts dont come out fast enough... healing from a herniated disc rn, these boys n Megan have been a Godsend

[@kaia9163]

100%

[@Winteramen]

Dennis Reynold's in regards to Rob using the name Sweet Dee, taking away from Tom Morello's wife's nickname: "Did it make you feel *powerful?"*

[@ingridsoleil]

Rob & Microphone: A Love Story For The Ages

[@TheMikeMase]

the sneaky most unrealistic part of point break, more than any of the stunts, is that a bunch of LA surfer bros immediately recognize an all american qb from ohio state

[@bobgraff1796]

Wasn’t the story that he played for Harvard while in law school?

[@DrummingJosh95]

That Thrice part was hilarious, incredible band especially live, always wondered what was up with those stickers lol

[@TheGoldenGod.]

How has this podcast not got more traction? Mind blowing.

[@damionbrundle1162]

Right? I think it will certainly catch on before too long, but that it hasn't happened faster is indeed strange to me as well.

[@joeshmoe562]

Probably because i've seen 0 advertisements about it and no one knows. I hope they don't end it.

[@soularzensei1754]

The ones here already are just the OG fans whose youtube algorithm is filled with Always Sunny content.

[@willyjf6193]

Because it's short and regurgitating what we've already seen Ive seen every season I don't need an episode explained to me. Way to short and alot of already established good podcast that are new and funny.

[@troydaum4728]

It's the number 2 podcast on Spotify after JRE!

[@GranulatedStuff]

"shut the f... up Hollywood" sent me over the edge !

[@LordSeth-hf8ew]

this pod is so good, because the humour is just as brutal they ripped into rob at the start and it was hilarious, its funny how much you can feel the characters through the actors its a real treat

[@dseal222]

“Shut up, Hollywood!” That made me laugh out loud!!!

[@mintjulius275]

I saw that Rick Ashley bit when of aired and I remember when Rick rolling became a thing not too long after. I have always believed it was a sunny fan who first started Rick rolling

[@songarrhea]

Thrice is an amazing band. Their sound evolves with each album

[@petrol11]

Lol the McPoyle story is amazing, poor Brendan.

[@aliastheaddikt]

They could have easily done another 15 minutes of keanu impressions tbh

[@Krakkokayne]

Sunny is like a cross between Curb, Uk Office, and Married, with children

[@agitatedmongoose]

I feel that It's Always Sunny and Trailer Park Boys the Canadian produced show on Netflix have a lot in common. On the surface they are opposites. IASIP are Sociopaths who think they are normal. TPB are criminals who are normal nice people deep deep down. But in every other way the similarities are eeeily the same. Like IASIP, TPB (the first full-on North American TV mockumentary which was even before UK Office) is a smaller production with a huge cult following that is still going after 25 years without any real backing and support from Hollywood (TPB making Season 13 right now but have 5 theatricals, 7 specials, 4 spinoffs, 2 shorts, 450 and counting podcasts in character, etc) are both long running TV shows that are driven soley by their fanships. Where the main actors are the producers and writers (Ricky and Julian who wrote on every single episode). Netflix just pays the Boys to stream the finished product and put Netflix Original on it. Both have similar episode storylines, both have song opening credits that have very soothing music before the storm of the show that is about to hit you, both have a character that with every encounter with the main characters devolve spiritually and physically with each encounter (Sam first vs Cricket), both have one of the main characters dressed up in full body Green Custume (Green Man vs the original Green Bastard). Both hilarious but not for everybody, etc. In an early interview around 2007-ish the IASIP cast were asked about TPB and they said even though they heard good things about it they claimed having never saw it at that point. I believe them. But the 2 productions have a lot in common even though they have completely opposite agendas.

[@joprad]

Its funny Charlie talking about an actor’s voice. Because one of the main reasons I love Charlie Day is because of his voice! Its freakin hilarious! 😂😂

[@luna-p]

There was that Seinfeld episode where no one could take Jerry seriously when he was angry. I love the correlation with Dennis (and Glenn) and Jerry.

[@JohnPaulSaylor]

Oh man that Keanu bit had me rollin.

[@TurdFerguson643]

Listening to this podcast is like a bonus season of IASIP

[@dprzeesy8278]

Been watching this on Spotify. Just wanted to address that you guys are very funny on the podcast. At the end it seemed as if Glenn was unsure, but I’m really enjoying listening to all of ya. Can’t wait to finish the rest! Also it’s cool to hear ya guys out of character.

[@kateharding8369]

I can't believe Rob ever worried he wasn't funny.. laughs are cheap. Gasps are where it's at.

[@hellsapoppin9326]

Love the Keanu appreciation bit but he did a phenomenal job reading Shakespeare in 'My Own Private Idaho'

[@SilkyC]

I'm BLOWN away that you all havent started this podcast sooner! I appreciate all of you and the god damn show!

[@tfronczek]

I like the format of episode by episode but I would also love to see them do episodes dedicated to running gags or recurring characters…. Like the evolution of the characters spitting out “you bitch” at Dee or the steady degeneration of Rickety Cricket, or Dennis’ development into a complete sociopath/sex predator.

[@darren806]

I imagine as they get further and further into the episodes they will naturally talk about how they evolved all of those ideas. Certainly makes me look forward to them re-watching the later seasons!

[@joltoncones503]

😂🤣😂 that point brake discussion literally had me crying 🔥

[@freddiekay]

Thrice is an amazing band and I got chills when it was mentioned in this episode. As a semi-competent musician I can vouch for the depth and and talent. The subjective part is up to you and your relationship to this type of music. I recommend Black Honey and Hurricane as the first two listens. Then if it catches you, go look up Dustin's solo stuff. Underrated band.

[@DderwenWyllt]

The guests on these podcasts are amazing, I just love that Keanu Reeves the man himself stopped by for the episode

[@ndmpretty]

Fun fact: Keanu has done Shakespeare! He was in Much Ado About Nothing. I loved it! 😂

[@butholebandito69]

the face frank does when cricket is eating the lemons after not getting the rotisserie chicken was gold

[@zimsyed3381]

I just listened to all of this in one sitting and this is my favorite one, and I'm probably gonna introduce a friend to this with this one !

[@schmucknorris2672]

"Well he's not Johnny Utah from Utah!!! Get the fuck outta here!!!" 😂😂😂

[@joshh390]

Love you guys! Needs more traction, such genuine dudes

[@nickmartinez5644]

This was a perfect intro.. i think episode 3 they started getting it together with this

[@NE8675309]

6:00 I love Rob's recurring appearances on The Mindy Project. Watching him and Ike Barinholtz together was fucking hilarious!

[@mn_cj1910]

You guys are honestly a joy to listen to. We would listen to you talk about beer any day

[@dennyawright21]

Very funny. Big surprise the creators/writers/actors of Always Sunny in Philadelphia are hilarious. Lol

[@moo00se]

Should shot a "What If.." episode with Cricket being the "Mac" character.

[@ammagnolia]

I love how important that scene is because it was also how we got a certain someone :) Sweet Dee!!!!

[@zachrobinson3381]

The first scene of this episode is easily my favorite in the entirety of the show I die laughing every fucking time I watch it

[@ryanstark5497]

The emulation and copying of moves that are funny comes off so naturally as a viewer, due to in real life everyone becomes an average of the 5 people closest to them. Thanks for another great podcast!

[@wbenken7655]

Right off the bat with the npr reference -holy shit😅

[@kaoticpureness]

I wish I started listening sooner, love the Thrice shout-out!

[@luci3skdfl]

jesus christ the keanu bit haha love it

[@aerisvulkan2538]

I loved the fact that you guys had Avenged Sevenfold stickers in the bar. Also, I was watching a training video at work about workplace violence and the clip was of a dude flipping out and throwing his computer and fuckin up his office surroundings. They chose the music you guys use on the show for the background and let me tell you: that is the best training video I have ever seen; I've never laughed so hard lol

[@alison4359]

Idk what they’re talking about cause I think this was the funniest episode so far 🤝good work boys

[@anthonylara1686]

I am SOOOOO glad I found this podcast

[@samueld7475]

Man that keanu bit is hilarious

[@ZachBobBob]

"Listen up you little fucks" 😂😂

[@jellis9618]

The tangents in this podcast are second to none.

[@JM-js7nq]

honestly just being in a gorup of four close friends for over a decade now. We all kind of take each others "styles," mannerisms , speech, etc. I feel like its only natural, so it makes sense for later seasons in the show.

[@Wydjonny]

“Two Wars?!” Lol

[@Dudeface-zm5jb]

All I want to do with my life is listen to these three mahfahkahs talk shit about basically anything. Can’t get enough.

[@dylanramos448]

I love / loved hearing you guys talk really wanting to hear how katlynn and rob got together

[@deanchalmers8239]

Those harmonies 😂

[@johnc.2876]

love this I just finished "The Gang Carrie's a Corpse up a Mountain" This show is cracking me up and helping me forget about what's going on for a minute. Just a comment for le algorithm, cheers fellows!

[@hbsea4698]

stop telling them not to tell us stories rob!

[@babeslayer5]

we want more and longer episodes!!!

[@itzhiyate9809]

LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE FUCKS 😂. Classic Charlie!

[@mrsam3951]

This is so enjoyable man. My favorite show... I took it with me to Afghanistan almost 10 years ago. Sunny is the reason I can't get into any other shows. 15 years of greatness.

[@swisserty]

I’m gonna take you to Afghanistan 10 years ago

[@j-bob_oreo]

thats a little sad and concerning

[@squeebbb]

Thrice is awesome. I remember that sticker in the bathroom lol

[@danielstofira2472]

I love Sunny and Thrice!

[@NichesBeCrazy]

Guys I remember watching the episode with Frank the first time I watched Sunny. I thought it was great but didn’t get into watching the show til years later I think it was on Netflix and I absolutely fell in love with the show. I remember thinking it was cool because I didn’t really know any of the actors (til Danny came in)and y’all had such great chemistry and the raunchiness was gold.

[@swisserty]

No

[@NichesBeCrazy]

@@swisserty alright then 😅

[@swisserty]

@@NichesBeCrazy thats what i thought

[@patderose1618]

i randomly watched the always sunny pilot and then this episode was next on my hulu haha crazy. how did that mac wearing dens shoes bit not make it to the show??

[@amityislandchum]

You know that scene in "Barry" where Bill Hader's actress girlfriend is basically fighting for her life trying to get a part after years of work, and some huge producer just passes Bill Hader in the lobby and offers him a part because he's tall and will look good on the poster? Yeah, that's Keanu Reeves' entire career.

[@knedy]

I don't blame Rob for using the name Sweet Dee. Had it been Tom Morello's love of his life that tragically perished in a violent unsolved crime type situation and Tom Morello had brought Rob to her grave and he read "Sweet Dee" on the grave stone and Tom Morello would have started crying when Rob said it out loud. Then it would have been inappropriate to use the name for one of his goofy characters.

[@Wydjonny]

I never heard any of the stories that have been recounted, and I’ve seen all of it’s always Sunny about 5 times. First 6 seasons about 10 times.

[@HardwareG33k]

Thrice are AMAZING. One of my all time top 5 bands. Whoever did the set design has great taste ;) I urge anybody to give them a listen. Vheissu is a nice starting point. Alternatively some suggested tracks from different albums: Deadbolt, Of Dust and Nations, The Artist in the Ambulance, Daedalus, Burn the Fleet, Words in the Water

[@Kosainecm]

Man this was so weird.. I just started re-listening to Thrice a few days ago and just listened to this now. Thrice has always been incredible but I don't understand how their related to IASIP? Maybe you can explain as I feel like I've missed the connection

[@HardwareG33k]

@@Kosainecm they talk about it - there are/were Thrice stickers on the walls at the Paddy's set

[@Kosainecm]

@@HardwareG33k oh, thanks a lot. I had no idea

[@emoneyg33]

19:50..could be a sccene from the show🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@benmaynard3059]

On second listening to I find new things to laugh at. 🙂

[@howtomeetwomen-]

"Full of joy? That sounds terrible." F'n bless Charlie 27:30

[@czardeaner7713]

Thrice does a pretty good cover of Eleanor Rigby, but they're early 2000s emo. Artist in the Ambulance is a pretty good song too if you're into that genre.

[@notarealperson]

They were okay, not a terrible band in an era of awful bands, the decorator made a funny choice I think it's good lore for the show.

[@Dark666Harbinger]

Charlie Joins A Metal Band A touring band's lead singer suffers an unfortunate accident and the remaining band members, who happen to be patronizing Paddy's pub, overhear Charlie belt out some powerful high pitched vocals and are convinced he's the replacement they need for their upcoming show. Dennis becomes jealous and outraged that they would pick Charlie over him, and being the golden god that he is, tries to outshine Charlie in the eyes of the band but only ends up embarrassing himself. Mac and Dee plot together to become band groupies even though none of the band members have any interest in them. Frank immediately tries to hone in as Charlie's manager, trying to squeeze as much money and as many perks from the band as possible. Charlie is initially reluctant to take the opportunity but Mac, Dee, and Frank encourage him, mostly because Mac and Dee want to be band groupies and bang all the members and Frank thinks he can swindle a lot of money out the band and related opportunities like band merch including T-shirts, licorice flavored condoms(there was a deal), and Egg. Dennis, overcome with resentment, tells Charlie he will fail and that he is far too weird and illiterate to ever succeed in any remotely normal venture and will bomb and fail and fail and bomb!!! A practice of the band trying to teach Charlie the songs reveals growing tension between the members regarding the inclusion of Charlie who not only can't read but is reduced to a screaming fit from the pressure of trying to sing along with the band, who in turn improvise a song along with Charlie's shrieks. Defeated, Charlie retreats to his apartment to get high on glue and paint and is discovered by Frank who confronts Charlie about giving up,(not wanting to lose out on his investment idea) Frank reassures and inspires Charlie to follow through and gets him all fired up with a speech about grabbing life by the balls and taking opportunities when they come, Frank then goes over every song with Charlie until he learns them all. The night of the big show, Frank's unofficial merch booth along with it's unconventional items revealed, With Dennis commenting on the absurdity of the items he's trying to sell. Mac and Dee look for Charlie to find him huddled in a corner nervously eating a block of cheese, Dressed in denim and leather, the outfit provided for him by the band. Mac and Dee start to chastise Charlie, accusing him of Sabataging the only good thing to happen to them, when Dennis suddenly stops them and in an apparent sudden change of heart, tells Charlie how wrong he was and that Charlie will do great, and offers him a beer to help calm his nerves. Charlie, struck by Dennis's sudden change and unexpected support, gratefully accepts the beer and chugs it down and with renewed confidence goes on stage to perform with the band. Charlie takes the stage and confidently belts out "PHILADELPHIA!!!! ARE YOU READY TO ROOOOOOCKKKK!?!!?!?!!!!?" The band starts up their first song and just as it gets to the part where the vocals start, Charlie begins puking profusely, in multiple directions towards the audience and the band. There is some confusion as the music stops and Charlie continues puking and wretching. Cut to Dennis, Dee, Mac, and Frank watching, Dee casually and unsurprised says to Dennis, "you poisoned him didn't you?". Dennis simply stands with a satisfied grin on his face. Charlie's wretches are continuing in the background. Mac says to Frank "Well, I guess that's it for your merch idea" Frank replies, "Whaddya mean? I already made a killing!" Then Mac, Dee, and Dennis share a confused look, then cut to Charlie, finally finishing his vomiting, looks out at a stunned and silent crowd only to be pelted by dozens of raw eggs bought from Franks merch stand. Hope you enjoyed my halfbaked Sunny plot. Thanks for the years of laughter.

[@MykiiMescal]

Keanu sounds like a surfer which makes sense because he’s mixed hawaiian (chinese and white mixed with hawaiian)

[@craighughes517]

I’m not sure if that’s the world’s best Keanu Reaves impression or the world’s worst Steve-O impression…

[@waynethegreat23]

I only wish it was all video this stuff is great and I keep wanting to watch

[@knedy]

I would love it if the guys used a Thrice song for the podcast... Like Deadbolt or Identity Crisis!

[@SDKdavinciono]

yo best content so far in 2022

[@lowkeyasscharacter]

Podcast is gold !

[@therealogre765]

Rob was Aldo on Lost lol.

[@maplebear6527]

Guys c'mon, off the top of my head i instantly remembered the character of Johnny Utah played at Ohio State. The writing wasn't THAT bad lmao.. Although even as a kid around 6 or 7 years old i saw the trailer for it on a VHS (Used to be like 3 or 4 trailers at the beginning of VHS movies) and i thought it was cheesy. And this was a new release! Not like i was a kid born in 2001 and saw the trailer, this was in 92 or 93 when it 1st came out.

[@jimmyc5788]

I love the scene where you guys can see the camera man in the bar

[@TheHutchy01]

I enjoy the thought of Charlie thinking about a young audience like 15 episodes later he wouldn't be talking about how great doing shrooms under a tarpaulin was.

[@Mr.BigNate]

Perfect Keanu impressions. 😎

[@hiddenprankz09]

Rob “now what do I do with my hands”

[@klitlikaswtfzone3220]

18:13 oh Charlie!, i think we know how much of you is evident in the "character... " :) yes, we like you lol! don't be sad MATE!

[@erickthompson3428]

Season 15!! But this podcast is awesome as well

[@XxZmoK3sxX]

The FBI 🏄‍♂️ 😂😂😂

[@aimiller7675]

I know that Charlie was making a reference to My Private Idaho but in Point Break Keanu Reeves's character is actually from Ohio (or at least, was a star quarterback at the Ohio State University) and this matters to me because I am from Ohio

[@Krakkokayne]

Because he's living in his own private idaho

[@andreasanchez2815]

*shut the fuck up hollywood." lmao