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[@saucewizard69]

"Don't blame me” "why?" "I'd rather you didn't"

[@afraider09]

I wanted to like this but I also want to keep the thumbs up number at '69'....ooooo I don't know what to do T-T

[@firstnamesurname7640]

Brytani Henry Well it's 82 now, so...

[@afraider09]

First Name Surname and one more makes 83 lol it's great when other people make decisions for me haha

[@firstnamesurname7640]

Brytani Henry YES!!! THE MIND CONTROL WORKS!!!

[@legosaurg7979]

First Name Surname Well I'm numbah 449

[@ObaREX]

"If you don't like the show, don't watch it! Like us!" "I.. I can't... I can't not watch it. I started it." Dan, stop relating to me.

[@Trinivalts]

+Edward Gil (ObaREX) God, this is all permeating.

[@lwanco1018]

+Edward Gil (ObaREX) I know right I do that too, my parents wonder why but all I can tell them is I started it so I have to finish it even if I hate it at least I have something to make fun of.

[@eonsislept207]

+Edward Gil (ObaREX) It's why the writers of that show can seemingly have a single, 10 minute long brain-storming session, hand the crudely scrawled notes to a handful of interns and then fuck off to work on projects they actually give a shit about. Because of people like us. :(

[@BladeBloodTear]

Focusing on mainly your final point since I agree with everything else, the Walking Dead does touch on that during the whole rebuilding society segments of the majority of the seasons mainly starting with the Governor. What always ends up happening though is those murderous alpha bros as you call them break in and murder because that's what they are at their core. Stupid dicks more concerned about themselves and willing to do anything and everything just to make sure they can feel like they are on top. The people more concerned about rebuilding tend to lack the craziness and/or fire power to fight back these people so they get run over and that seems to be what just happens in that world and a lot of other apocalyptic worlds in a broad sense. A big thing you have to keep in mind is no civilization was constructed in a day and the majority of them had to wise up to dealing with invaders and protecting their own. Walking Dead showcases this pretty well and also touches on what happens to those societies that started off peaceful trying to just help others out and how getting ran over by brutes affect them and change them. Governor couldn't accept Rick's group and went to war only for the Governor to lose his god damn mind and not only destroy the first community, but the second. Alexandra got ran over by Rick's group then tried to conform to Rick's ideals only for Rick to get ran over by Negan. And afaik Negan's group is currently at the top of the top because they work together, make use of all resources gathered, make everyone contribute, and most importantly use the power they have to actively protect themselves from danger. Walking dead and other apocalyptic worlds also focus heavily on the rough patch before the intelligent take over because it is suppose to be entertaining and not a lot of the masses will be excited to tune in every week to watch nerds work together. They want to see a bunch of brutes murder each other in as grand of a way as humanly possible since that's what they find entertaining.

[@S_047]

Burning car syndrome. You just want to keep watching it

[@kfetter16]

"You'd never know how Game of Thrones ends" LOL Now we know that was actually a blessing XD

[@alexdyer5369]

That and open praise of Louis CK.

[@vincentwoodhead6411]

Ngl was kinda looking for these two comments. It is still fun to watch old Cracked stuff tho

[@JoshyGee]

There's still the books.

[@cjackson7089]

Came here to say exactly the same thing!

[@houseofaction]

@@JoshyGee the books will have the same overall ending. but with slight differences

[@Lamporre]

It's kinda weird how Dan already had four chairs with him. Makes me think he's so desperate for more of these sessions that he secretly planned out his car breaking down.

[@TeamToonz1]

Dont you have chairs at the back of your(or your family)car? I surely do, its not that strange.

[@wildste]

@@TeamToonz1 Its been seven years, do you still do it. Because if you do, you are wasting a lot of fuel by carrying all that unnecessary weight

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

@@TeamToonz1 Dan doesn't associate with people and therefore would only have need for one chair in his car

[@darkmadder762]

@@wildste folding chairs weight like 5 to 10 pounds a pop. It's not that serious

[@icarusfx]

@@wildsteMy collapsible chairs weigh about 2 lbs apiece. Most people are far more than 8 lbs overweight. I’ll keep the chars.

[@PenDragon-hg1lg]

Am I the only one who would love a web series with the After Hours's crew living post apocalypse?

[@danstuckie6132]

They kinda did but they're all zombies

[@someguywhocanfly]

+Dan Stuckie It's not the after hours crew though, just the same actors.

[@satanslittleunicorn6536]

I made my version of that it's like this Dan-leader Micheal - crazy psycho Katie- The seductive Soren- Mutant

[@PenDragon-hg1lg]

+erica creta interesting, could you elaborate on that some? I mean I kinda agree on Dan being leader, if not Soren as he may be either the leader or the psychotic member, Michael would probably be the useless member of the group do to his sex obsession, and Katie would probably be the character with the most development ahead of her

[@marccolten9801]

PenDragon 24601 They could discuss amateur theatrics put on by survivors in exchange for food like in The Postman or Escape from New York

[@tdylan]

Why did Daniel have 4 folding chairs in his car?

[@chickensarealiens]

+tdylan maybe they were on their way to a picnic or a barbeque

[@reubenblock1016]

+tdylan You're joking right? That's the most Daniel thing to do.

[@SA80TAGE]

+Scott Matthews with one bottle of water and one chocolate bar?... you must have some ghetto-ass BBQ's lol

[@ProjektaV2]

I made the same comment about the chairs. didn't even read the first comment. lol

[@user-rr6uy7re9o]

+tdylan Why don't you?

[@MoXy33]

I have watched these out of order and everybody looks different in each episode except the blond guy!

[@MoXy33]

i thought will smith was the ideal human...

[@leprechaunluck24]

MoXy Soren is ageless

[@pyroandrew6752]

Soren for god

[@pyroandrew6752]

Is god

[@Strawberry92fs]

@@pyroandrew6752 Soren Bowie for god 2020! "What's the other guy done for ya lately"

[@SGz_Eliminated]

"I can't not watch it, I started it" Thank you, finally someone understands. Also who carries 4 chairs in their car but no supplies xD.

[@AndyHoward]

Daniel apparently.

[@osmium6832]

There wasn't any room for supplies on account of the chairs. He had to have a way for everyone to face each other like in all the other After Hours episodes. He couldn't just bring food and water so they don't die of exposure if they had to sit in the car and all face the same direction. That would be *crazy*.

[@MarkieDonnie]

I appreciate Dan's commitment to doing an episode with a sore throat. Many people would have just called it a day.

[@TophMaGoats]

You think this one is outside because he was sick that week?

[@xtradrive-kz3rz]

sad that a sore throat is enough for most people, especially knowing that an episode is scheduled to be outside on a day. this generation, my generation, and the generation before mine is just too soft. cave man times is where its at, born in the wrong millennia smh

[@keithwierz1]

Seinfeld did it too

[@ottersintuxedos4981]

Idk why they didn’t give Katie his points in this it seems like she didn’t get to do a whole thing

[@montyswift5661]

@@xtradrive-kz3rz When your job revolves around speaking, having an audibly sore throat is a perfectly good reason to take a day off from that part of your job. If you're suffering from an affliction that prevents you from doing an aspect of your job well enough, it would be absolutely reasonable to not to that work since you know you're going to be impeded.

[@andrewwebb7584]

"No Avengers 2 and you'll never know how Game of Thrones ended" That sentence aged interestingly!

[@nellz72]

Yes it did!

[@ninjabiatch101]

Lol same with going out of his way to say he wants Louie C.K. to still be alive.

[@PaperbackWizard]

And given the reaction of the fans, "The Walking Dead" actually had a *good* ending, so really everything about this video is inverted. It's like Bizarro Cracked World.

[@mrevilducky]

​@@PaperbackWizard👀

[@johngordonp]

2:30 Watching this in 2021 and knowing what happened to Avengers, Game of Thrones and Louie CK hits a little different than the first time around.

[@PIMPEDoutPALMER]

lol dan's voice is super cracked. lol see what i did there.

[@LordCHull]

Adventure Time. Who wouldn't want to go dungeoneering with your magic dog best friend in a world so sweet it looks like the board from Candy Land? Sure it has its dark sides, but the awkward romance parts even those out.

[@Nitsua1201]

Good luck existing. If you were a human and count yourself lucky enough to be alive you're either stuck being a fish person, a vampire, or completely fucking insane. One way or another you are screwed as a human in that world. Only one real human makes it and he was a baby when it happened.

[@Nitsua1201]

Or just straight up dying and becoming a zombie, like in the flashback to Ice Kings origins. Human beings are screwed in Adventure Time universe.

[@Nitsua1201]

Alright, alright. Have fun in your dreams haha.

[@LinkPizza]

Isn't there like a whole island of humans? Not to mention, I believe the question is asking which Post-apocalyptic you(the person answering the question) would want to live in. So in their case, it's asking which world he would want to live in. Meaning he would be alive. Meaning his answer would be valid... except for the fact that it has to be movie apocalypse. Other than that, it works. Or we could wait until Adventure Time has a movie. Which is in the works, apparently... Also, a lot of people picked Adventure Time. It might be pretty fun, too.

[@kevinwillems8720]

Wait, adventure time is a post apocalyptic waste land?

[@fruitspunchsamurai6]

I love how Soren looks offended when Dan says his bffs are fictional characters

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Why is this the only non-diner episode? Where were they even driving to, a diner?

[@silvoc8903]

+Dick Grayson they did an episode when they were out camping

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Silvoc Oh, you're right. One of the horror themed episodes. Maybe in this episode they were driving to the campsite in that episode. And other than that, it's just diners.

[@silvoc8903]

+Dick Grayson that seems reasonable

[@samuellacey5166]

+Silvoc Which was that?

[@beniverson3777]

+Dick Grayson the car isn't even on a road, there's a fire pit and they've set up chairs that they for some reason brought along. it seems fairly self evident that their destination is, for whatever reason, exactly where they are

[@BruBcc]

Daniel: I'll take my chance that Louis C.K. is amongst the survivor. Soren: You really think you could survive all the rapists Wow that jokes strikes a cord 5 years later.

[@Tkieron]

How so? It's not like he raped anyone.

[@ideitbawxproductions1880]

@@Tkieron sexual harassment, indecent exposure and public masturbation are in the same ballpark, though

[@shilohwehrmacht2947]

@@ideitbawxproductions1880 except all of it was consensual and everytime he asked first even sarah silverman talked about it

[@Diinytro]

@@shilohwehrmacht2947 Didn't he confess?

[@carrottop1107]

@@Diinytro He confessed that he pulled out his penis and masturbated until completion after asking the women if he could. They all agreed, but later said either that they thought he was joking or that they weren't comfortable with it but felt like they couldn't/shouldn't say no. Louis C.K confessed that, in hindsight, the fact that these women looked up to him created a power imbalance that he shouldn't have abused. It obviously wasn't properly consensual, and he has admitted that, but comparing him to a rapist is the kind of insane exaggeration that makes people tune out of the whole debate and dismiss accusations.

[@invicta1313]

What I don't understand about zombie movies is...why don't they ever just wait it out? I mean, how long can a corpse exposed to oxygen, water, sunlight and ants last anyway? What...a couple of weeks, tops? Also, they're zombies, so it's not like they're secreting like Formaldahydalose to preserve themselves. And even if they did, they wouldn't have a functioning circulatory system to move it around. So really, all you'd have to do to survive is hole up somewhere for a couple of weeks until the zombies were too decayed to walk, and then let the vultures finish them off. Boom...genre ended. On to werescorpions.

[@davidteer80]

Richard Rowe True, in real life zombies would literally fall apart within days or weeks. Most zombie movies establish some workaround that slows down the decomposition process. In the Walking Dead Zombies that have not eaten in a while are obviously slower and more frail. I believe in some episodes they even mention that.

[@brandonpiunti8197]

Richard Rowe In the world war Z novel and such the virus repels most form of bacteria that causes decay.

[@invicta1313]

Brandon Piunti All right, fair enough...but what about desiccation? Even without bacterial decay, a body is still going to dry out eventually. Especially if it's walking around in the sun. How long does it take to make beef jerky? Even in a really humid environment, desiccation would happen sooner or later. And even if the zombie were underwater, it wouldn't keep the collagen in the bones from breaking apart. Once that happens, the bones are basically just chalk sticks. then there's oxidation and UV breakdown...ect ect. So either way...it wouldn't be more than a couple weeks, couple months at most before they just fell apart The surface of the Earth isn't the most hospitable place for dead bodies lol.

[@invicta1313]

David teer Hey man...sorry, didn't see your response first. I replied to Brandon above, saying basically the same thing. I'd love to know how they get around desiccation and oxidation without a functioning circulatory system...neat trick lol.

[@brandonpiunti8197]

i dont exactly remember anything else from it but it just was if you follow that it lets them last longer i guess. But im sure there are flaws anyways

[@Josie346]

i love these guys so much ive powered through all of their videos for the last two hours

[@the.brokenhand]

Great. Now you'll have to wait a month. I did the same thing :(

[@LinkPizza]

To be fair, either way, they would have to wait. Haha. They could either watch one, wait a certain amount of time, and then watch them again until she catches up. Or binge them all and wait for the next one. Haha. Also, just re-watch them after a bunch of time passes. Or re-watch with friends and family.

[@ushas42]

It's 1:30 in the morning and I've watched Dan say "Peeps keep" half a dozen times because it's the funniest thing in the world to me right now.

[@DenOfVipers]

Peeps? Peeps keep.

[@kevinwillems8720]

He's not wrong

[@Farscryer0]

The best apocalypse is Titan A.E. The Earth has been blown to smithereens by a "hard-light" based race and the remnants of humanity are either scattered across the galaxy or huddled together in Quarian-like spaceships. You will never have the life you once had, humanity is too few in number for such excesses, but the things you have now and the people you share it with become that much more meaningful. Until some douche, with a galactic cartographer's map imbedded within a ring, destroys the Drejj and uses their energy to ignite the core of would later become a new homeworld for the species. And he names it "Bob."

[@CatBotBlaire]

best movie, best apocalypse, hell yes

[@Seriona1]

That would be a fucking terrible apocalypse, your home world is destroyed, every alien hates you, your species is across known space and time, and you have a pure energy race trying to murder you.

[@marielevy4157]

That was my favorite movie as a child

[@hazahaxa]

Does he keep metal folding chairs in his car?

[@definitelycatherine7296]

Apparently

[@art-is-awen8842]

Obviously

[@bigemugamer]

+Douche Bag Thats not so weird, i keep a bone saw, body bags and a shovel in my trunk, just in case... don't ask. ;)

[@brainstorm623]

Don't be stupid, Douche Bag: he obviously picked them off of a folding chair tree. They're usually ripe in the summer.

[@indiefruit]

You never know when you might have an opportunity for a four-way pop culture discussion

[@kallumkeeley5154]

Is it me or is Daniels voice off?

[@FrancisR420]

It's you

[@FrancisR420]

His voice is the same

[@JordanBartholme]

+kallum keeley He sounds sick or something. It is definitely not just you.

[@Drace90]

+kallum keeley He is definetely sick. How can someone not year that?

[@gargamellenoir8460]

+kallum keeley It's the heat. His throat is parched.

[@ethansmith6149]

I'd choose Adventure Time.

[@VivianMalmgren]

Yes I was thinking that too!

[@Mbilog1]

5

[@TheAwesome45]

Ethan Smith Fuck my choice. Land of Ooo bitches!

[@PedoBearNomsLoli]

Yeah well you better be a girl like Fionna otherwise you gonna screwed on the romance end like what happened to Finn.

[@chriscano4162]

zombieland was fun. they basically went around doing whatever they wanted.

[@SpookyScaryGangRapingSkeleton]

well, they did have rules......

[@bonesmasher13]

Spooky Scary Gang Raping Skeleton well one of the rules in every zombie movie is don't make alot of noise, always stick together, scavenge for food and zombies are always a threat. in zombieland. there might be rules that says you have to run fast, check bathroom and such... but you still had freedom to do what you want... and in the whole movie... everyone is friendly with each other. when tallahassee and Columbus met each other. sure at first they almost killed each other. but tallahassee still became friends with columbus. wichita and little rock were the only people who screwed them over. but even so. markets still have tons of food, you can smash a whole car and not a single zombie comes in and find you. wasting ammo was never a bad thing. heck in the town they should have seen should have had tons of zombies crawling. but it didn't... compare that to the walking dead. where a when you're not making any noise at all. then suddenly a walker gets behind you and bites you. there's hardly any food. almost everyone you meet wants to kill you. ammo is hard to find. you can't even find a fucking knife in a kitchen. in zombieland they found shotguns, SMGs and pistols in a perfectly working hummer. zombieland is the dream land where we all want to be in. so we can go ape shit killing zombies. is like dead rising and GTA in real life. we can do what the hell we want in zombieland. we can crash cars and we can kill zombies with ease. in the walking dead. they had trouble fighting a 12 zombies. tallahassee was inside a prize booth with two pistols and 4 or 6 magazines left and he killed every last one of them. in the walking dead.. thats a freakin death sentence... in zombieland. its just another fun day as one of the last survivors on earth. plus they still have electricity... in other zombie movies they don't have that. heck in other zombie movies it would take them a hell of a long time and some people getting bit and dying before they get into LA. while they went to LA without car trouble, and no one dying... this is the perfect zombie apocalypse... where we can be as violent as we want but still enjoy the perks of modern day things.

[@Bjorn308]

I can describe my prefered Apocalyptic world where I must live in one word: FALLOUT.

[@glasspug]

MinionOfDeth2112 But all the reminders of pre war world, with the ghouls or the landmarks,just like Michael said

[@Bjorn308]

That would only get to me if I gave a shit, which I don't. If it did then I'd just find a way to destroy that stuff and sell the scrap materials. I'm kind of like Dan but I need more action to keep me entertained. Thus the Raiders, Deathclaws, Geckos, Fiends, Robots, ect.

[@glasspug]

MinionOfDeth2112 Another bad thing is everyone wants to kill each other.

[@Bjorn308]

Like I said: I NEED ACTION. And not everyone wants to kill each other, your safe within your own faction... just have to watch out for power struggles. Thankfully I'm not into politics.

[@glasspug]

MinionOfDeth2112 True but living in a vault has to be bad after a while, because some vaults were made to test stuff on people, run out of water or not have any equipment to stay healthy. (remember the plant people)

[@cactopodes6315]

“I’ll take my chances that Louis ck is among the survivors” “But how are you gonna survive all the rapists?” Ah, a fine aging on my pop culture analysis

[@Tkieron]

I wasn't aware that Louis CK raped anyone. Since that's what you're implying.

[@christopherdirksen]

i think you guys messed up the end plate on this one.

[@myapapaya8739]

are we the only ones who noticed that?

[@KittyKazoo_Art]

TaMya Grice Nope, I did too

[@春ッチ]

I did as well

[@dokonaut]

+Al Katraz at first i thought it was intentional, maybe it was

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

thank was reallyh expecting more comments about this

[@SoundlessRie]

I love Dan so much. He is me, the perfectly ok with being alone person who admits if all came to worse he probably wouldn't miss his friends. Esp the way they treat him. And the fact that he openly admits he could live without sex.

[@SoundlessRie]

Trust me, I know the difference.

[@alexiswelsh5821]

0:33 - 0:41 I like how Dan and Soren switched seats. Tried something different, and were like, "This is weird." and went back to normal.

[@marcusviniciusalves4448]

"You'd never know how Game of Thrones ends" Oh, mate, don't mind that.

[@snipperjoey1151]

Dan's sore throat is just annoying me so much for some reason.

[@shel571]

It bothers me a lot

[@angelotena7777]

same

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

+Snipper Joey I like it.

[@victorasmus8930]

+Snipper Joey Thank you I was going crazy looking for someone else who noticed that.

[@meep7979]

Snipper Joey yeah I was about to say something until I saw your comment lol

[@kaniwillis4683]

The real ending to I am legend goes like this, will smith finds out that the creature were attempting to find their friend and he was killing them, making him the bad guy. Best plot twist ending ever.

[@PeterG00000]

It seemed pretty clear even in the theatrical cut. The leader monster guy looked pretty broken up about his female companion being kidnapped, he even stuck his head out in the sunlight. Ugh that stupid divine intervention ending angers me so much.

[@LaMugre]

Adventure time obviously

[@Super21208]

This was the first After Hours I saw and I am happy Dan's voice is not normally like this

[@myapapaya8739]

Lol ikr

[@TheAltairAmnell]

The matrix is the best

[@Poodlekisses]

I don't know, its kinda sexy

[@myapapaya8739]

Poodlekisses Dan is sexy in general. Michael is more sexy than Soren.

[@cookies9016]

im i the only one that thought of adventure time?

[@dangercats77]

"You would never know how Game of Thrones ended." me-NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! the humanity!! please, if ANYONE were to live in a post-apocalyptic world, please, dear god, let it be George R R Martin!! I MUST KNOW HOW GoT ENDS!!!

[@Vulkanprimarch]

Right there with you mate! Although I am still annoyed they killed that hot redhead Roz last season. Supposedly it was because she refused to do anymore nude scenes.....Honestly they wrote her a new part into the story with lines because they liked her and then she goes and pulls that on them?

[@Vulkanprimarch]

dangercats77 By keeping her around they had shown her as more then eye candy. But they eye candy does not have to stop being eye candy just because it now has some serious lines that develop the plot. If I was writing I would have kept her around but with less nudity. And would probably only put in some of that nudity if there was a slow part of an episode that needed a segue to get the MANY MANY young male viewers attention again.

[@ManiaMac1613]

*spoiler alert* I read on Wikipedia how 'The Winds of Winter' is supposed to end. Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen, Tyrion Lannister and Will Smith find and retrieve Excalibur, Saphira's egg, an oaken branch, and a hand grenade (respectively), and use their combined power to defeat Sauron and save Narnia. And they get to live happily ever after in Zombieland, with their pet dragons, a giant albino direwolf and Hodor at their sides, and they get to eat seven meals a day, with twinkies and pigeon pie for dessert.

[@NexusDarkworld338]

Someone new sits on the throne, rape and death stuff happens, and pan away, the end.

[@ilexdiapason]

all of dany's development disappears in a flash of explosions

[@heavymetalweatherman7774]

The "get your own stick" gag at 4:09 is still my favorite part of this video.

[@morgantv1212]

Who else is binge watching Cracked Afterhours because I am 😂

[@Maphisto86]

Listening to Dan in this episode makes me thirsty.

[@TheWarChief929]

"Never knowing how game of thrones ends" that would have have been a blessing.

[@campbellsoup93]

I feel like Daniel would be the type of person to keep water and food in his vehicle in case of a breakdown. He seems to overprepare for things.

[@Jonnyaxlegrease]

God I love after hours

[@theerogueprincess]

Soren: “You’d never know how game of thrones ends” Me: Trust me you don’t wanna

[@3oct1111]

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Titan AE ect. Earth gone most people gone but you aren't alone, you're having awsome space adventures

[@2pasadena8finest1]

I can live in the first world. Im socially awkward and I pretty much keep myself satisfied with my books... porn is sex for me... I hope my gf dnt read this.

[@kathuzada41]

Don't post something on the internet if you don't want someone to read it. I would recommend you edit your comment...

[@2pasadena8finest1]

I said that last part as a joke

[@kathuzada41]

david Welp. I was never here...

[@BeastDragon101]

you have a Gf if anything id be a better candidate to be in that world, because id have 1 less person to wish was there with me

[@ThePcHelperdude]

lol no electricity, no porn

[@bradlbe]

You guys are hilarious and I wish I had friends like you.

[@kingroosta]

I'm here after the reunion. It makes this episode much more difficult to watch.

[@gasstationbathroominnevada]

when he said get your own stick I died

[@MoonfaceMartin88]

This Louis CK reference did not age well.

[@sarahknight6627]

But in Waterworld, what happens if a storm hits? There's thunderstorms, massive waves, hurricanes that stretch for miles. Your floating town would end up capsized and then what are you left with?

[@monkeyman2644]

lots of water

[@sarahknight6627]

You can't swim for the rest of your life. That is my point.

[@monkeyman2644]

is that a challenge

[@Tkieron]

@@sarahknight6627 Actually you can swim for the rest of your life. It's called drowning.

[@irishpanic]

the walking dead is only the best show ever Edit: 3 years later and this comment didn't age well

[@aiden-hz8ox]

hate ads you can't skip. especially when their about underwear

[@yrsalenander4515]

or diapers and pregnancy tests... have been getting those every time now.. I think someone is trying to tell me something 😂

[@nat2002]

+Yrsa Lenander or condoms

[@zanytobbs]

I love the mute button, I don't need to listen to things I already have.

[@razors98]

I hate people who complain about ads when Adblock installs in less than 2 minutes

[@kitsunekid16]

razors98 not for mobile phones

[@superapm9620]

2:28 "No new pop culture. No avengers 2, you'd never know how GoT ends" God how envious I'd be of Dan at that point

[@pseudonym1408]

Adventure time. 'nough said.

[@gyConnor98]

Omfg i just got a bit weirded out with their seating... THEN THEY MOVED.

[@RaimarLunardi]

Higher places have LESS oxigen, so, you breathe less, and if you have heart or lung problems, you are fucked...

[@genesisrail]

Attack on Titan. Not only is there civilization and plenty of food, but you could also become a titan slaying badass in about a year or two!

[@kyosballerina7701]

The answer is clearly Ooo from Adventure Time.

[@banundrum2213]

yes

[@mesajarjarbinks9747]

OBVIOUSLY!

[@michaeliv284]

+KyosBallerina "Movie" apocalypses

[@Wren_the_Bird_King]

+Michael Iv It is still a good answer even if it's not applicable to the topic.

[@michaeliv284]

Wren Dean I'mma go with Dredd

[@ntravi2]

Walking Dead.....all day

[@tomfarrelly2044]

what about adventure time. you would be living with super dogs and candy people

[@buckysrevenge]

I'm sure it's a coincidence, but the show The Last Man on Earth totally took off with Dan's idea (especially about pooping in different houses)

[@msoneofmanyify]

If the apocalypse ever does happen you NEED to know where all the nuclear power plants are so you can avoid them, those things need constant maintenence...... or boom!!!

[@thepumking365]

even worse that when it does go boom it'll spread radiation across half the country depending on witch way the wind is blowing

[@foreigntsukar9190]

If all the nuclear power plants go boom. There going to be no safe point on earth. I suggest you learn how to maintain it or shut it down.

[@fireflyeclipse]

Is that a Whitest Kids You Know- Anarchy reference?

[@Lowkeylie]

I... don’t think that’s how nuclear power plants work. Pretty sure they have a series of redundant failsafes for that reason.

[@LunaBunnyAC]

The apocylpse world Id prefer to live in is the Supernatural series 5 post-MichealLucifer showdown. 1) Cause Sam and Dean. 2) The devil would be frickin hot. 3) Id know every single method to kill every single different monster. 4) Theres still a fuck load of food and less people to share it with. 5) No loneliness. 6) I'd get to do demon exorcisms and frickin kill crap!!!

[@BoiWonda02]

Amen. I'd just carry a box of salt, holy water and silver.

[@hellraiser217]

You know, whilst I agree that post apocalyptic Supernatural would be interesting to say the least, it would not be one which I would want to live in. Let us take a look at what is actually shown to happen not to Sam and Dean but to everyone in the world. One of the things about Supernatural is that the ordinary person has no idea that any of these things are actually occurring. Whilst there are prophets putting forth books on future events, the majority of the human race is wiped out. Now let us consider this for a second. Neither one of us is ready for a zombie apocalypse and in a sense a demon apocalypse would be many times worse. There are people who would actually side with the demons in return for compensation of some sort, people who would actively hunt those who were trying to spare themselves from the demon horde. People wouldn't side with a zombie because to do so would be suicide whilst people would side with lucifer because well... Demons can and do make people's wishes come true through contracts. People in this show, actively seek out demons in order to make their dreams come true. Now, salt, holy water and silver would protect you from those demons which are hunting you but none of them have any effect whatsoever on the people who would side with them. The people who would willingly aid them in exchange for something they want, some kind of wish or power or to be able to live longer if only shortly... You're in a world where you may realistically be given a choice between dying and killing a friend or a loved one and knowing that your friends and loved ones may face the same choice. This world is NOT one I would wish to live in.

[@MethuselahWinter]

The Walking Dead is what now -_- ?

[@Drace90]

Game! Good job, Michael. You actually made Waterworld win something. Just what was in that chocolate? Daniel: 13 Soren: 9 Katie: 8 Michael: 12

[@whoozyyy]

Haha right after bringing up Louis CK, he brings up rapist .. Foreshadowing!

[@abbydawnfreak442]

i liked Dan until he said he didn't like the walking dead....we cant be friends anymore

[@gloom22683]

Granted The Walking Dead is no Game of Thrones, but its a thousand times better than most of the stuff on TV now

[@ukko3114]

Am i the only one who notice that the end plate audio is for a different end plate than the video

[@torazely]

thank you! now I don't feel weird for being the only one who seemed to notice!

[@mackenziesaesthetic1769]

I scrolled into the comments section specifically to check that out

[@TheRICKY85]

As long as Katie is still in the world, I would be happy!

[@mackmaharrey2321]

How game of thrones would end? It ended poorly

[@Lily-od5wr]

I would live in adventure time!

[@piluncraeshgt4015]

Hell yes!! Best apocalypse EVER!!

[@LighteningXT9]

Oh yeah! I can't believe I forgot that it's set in a post-apocalypse world. I would totally live there.

[@alazarielanderson5367]

YOOOOOOO!!!

[@MNNski]

Screw you cracked, I freaking loved Waterworld!!!

[@fuddie_duddie7766]

If I could live in any post apocalyptic universe, I would choose Firefly. That counts right? You get to go into space, and do...space things!

[@PaperbackWizard]

I love "The Walking Dead". Seven years later, it's still a great show.

[@Tkieron]

I came to watch this video for 1 reason. To hear Dan say "Peeps. Peeps keep." in his raspy voice. 1:39

[@jeynarl]

Wow that was depressing. Happy 2020 everyone

[@ZachsMind]

I stopped watching Walking Dead after the first couple few eps. I got so far as the women turning on the guy for slapping his wife, and I realized, "this is just a stupid day time soap opera at night that happens to occasionally have zombies in it! If I wanted this, I'd watch General Hospital!"

[@YAOES]

Lol. Daytime soap that occasionally has zombies? You obviously didn't watch the whole first episode or the second episode. I don't mean to argue. I get that it's not your thing. If you really want to see the more action parts of the show, which I highly recommend, start from Season three. Season two is complete shit and the rest of season one is eh.

[@alexandrabikbulatova6786]

No walking dead is bæ

[@holly6225]

Alexandra Bikbulatova walking dead is a Danish shit? I agree

[@NinjaGeekNguyen]

He's so cute at 1:36!

[@0toko_no_ko]

Do post-apocalypse worlds count? If so I CHOOSE ADVENTURE TIME :D

[@hankreardenfan1019]

I guess I'd like to live in the post apocalypse Twilight Zone, because I don't need glasses. There is also food. I wouldn't care about shows.

[@DoctorCVC]

Susei no Gargantia or Gargantia on the Verdous Planet You get to live on awesome roughly built boat cities full of vibrant, exciting people. You get to fly around on gliders or operate underwater mechs. You get to live on the ocean, coexist with silent glowing squid-people, all human villains are either scantily dressed femdom fanservice characters or generic easily beat pirates. Humans very occasionally fall from space and start a ruckus, but one of them usually ends up falling in love with some energetic, cheerful girl with a squirrel...Oh right, gentlemen and ladies, everybody is ten times hotter in this world. And when you die, you get a pseudo-viking funeral. This isn't even a post-apocalypse, this is just a flat-out awesome future.

[@H4V0K1407]

Incredibly anime, good to see someone else thought of it too.

[@thatotherguy27]

Here's the reason why Waterworld would suck: You can't drink seawater. Every drop of drinkable water would have to be distilled, which usually requires boiling the water. That requires energy... there are no trees to get firewood, the only people with oil are jerks (not to mention that it's unrefined and not very efficient), and I didn't see any solar panels to generate electricity. That means that you're either pedaling a bike (which makes you require more fresh water, which equates to a loss in the long run) or you're reliant on wind, which requires really big turbines to make any meaningful amount of juice. God help you if your little floating town drifts into any doldrums. Forget dirt - the biggest commodity is clean water. And before anyone claims that the salt would be too diluted, the average depth of the ocean is 14,000 feet. Mount Everest at the end still had a good peak on it, so let's say there's about 27,000 feet of water. Round numbers, salinity should be about a third of normal. Taking into account (effectively) increasing the diameter of the earth, we'll say it's 1/4 current ocean levels, which are about 3.5%, or 35,000 parts per million (ppm). Limits for drinking water in the US are currently 1,000 ppm, which puts Waterworld at about the level of your average estuary at 8,750 ppm. I took some liberties with the math, siding on keeping people alive longer - it's probably worse than that.

[@NobleHam]

They have filters which turn pee to drinkable water. It's pretty much inexplicable why those are unable to filter salt water into drinkable water, but... pee filters.

[@turbopokey]

NobleHam nope, sorry, there are no simple filters that can get out the urea in piss, its a chemical salt(they can filter out the sediment/particles, but you're still drinkin' pee), which is also a Diuretic(any substance which forces the body to excrete more water than normally would). I think salt water is similar (can't be filtered easily)cause the salt dissolves down to the molecular level and u have to use reverse osmosis filter systems that need power to work. Desert countries don't have water filter plants, they have desalinization plants. Otherwise we humans now would have no water shortages. On a waterworld with almost no resources to build with, desalinating would be really,really difficult. Might be able with a large sealed tank and sunlight to warm it but would take very long time to get little water in return, but if there was no other way to get it...

[@NobleHam]

Turbo Pokey I meant in the movie. If, theoretically, a filter existed to turn pee into drinkable water, it stands to reason it could remove salt too.

[@turbopokey]

mmm, accepting a pee filter as a plot device... It's so crazy it just might work! And those crazy writers spun this movie into such a huge, magnificent and entertaining train wreck no one will ever notice! LOL (just point at the writers and giggle, cause I am!)

[@scaper8]

I've never seen the movie, but couldn't they just use the sea water in solar evaporative stills? All you'd really need for that is a shallow pan to hold he sea water, a couple of tarps, some buckets to collect the fresh water, and the sun Not perfect but a hell of a lot better than filtered pee. P.S.NobleHam's right. If you can filter pee, you can filter salt water.

[@willooo09]

Man that Louis CK joke didn’t age well…

[@OzyPepper]

is the 40k universe considered an apocalypse if so then I chose that

[@bendover1854]

for the emperor

[@TheWalkingEyebrows]

Well this episode just became more relevant in 2020...

[@antoniusp3295]

I'd say that a Zombieland/Left 4 Dead hybrid would be awesome for zombie fans like me. I mean, by L4D logic, you can hit a zombie in the foot with a frying pan and kill it. (It also makes a hilariously loud PANG!! sound :D) That, and I could become the most badass human in history by killing a tank and healing myself with a medkit by rubbing it against my chest. Wow.....maybe these guys should do a special on what the world would be like if it worked on video game logic?

[@logruszed]

Man that CK reference followed up by the rape joke aged well.

[@justinpimentel7527]

couldn't agree more about the walking dead but im with that guy i have to continue watching since i invested this much time in it. it has been terrible since the end of season 2

[@frozenaorta]

Los Feliz is on the east side of Hollywood. That's a long way from the desert. You have to wonder what the hell they were doing. Also... Dan really should have sat this one out till he got over his cold. Instead, he has the most speaking parts. That's commitment for you there! Also... I always suspected Soren was sort of short. The beginning of this episode confirms it. They even heighten his seat? Damn.

[@danielpattersontube]

+frozenaorta Soren's not short.. did you mean Dan?

[@frozenaorta]

Daniel Patterson After watching some other stuff, I retract that comment. Dan is definitely shorter than him. But doesn't it kind of look like Soren's chair is raised to make him the same height as Dan here? Optical illusion I guess.

[@danielpattersontube]

it looks like they must have adjusted the seats in between cuts, sorens chair looks like it's sunk into the ground when he swaps chairs so they must have put something under it maybe

[@zero_gravity5861]

2:30 Lolwut? It’s 20XX! (2018.) Age Of Ultron, Cap Civil War, Infinity War... OH SHIT GoT STILL ISN’T OVER.

[@chaosmastermind]

Idiocracy was pretty funny.. tho I don't think I could handle living there.

[@MrOldskoolgamez]

Adventure Time.

[@kestrel9994]

Titan A.E. clearly best apocalypse. Living in space and getting to see massive advances in technology. Creating new worlds with a space ship, clearly the best apocalypse if you lived through it.

[@davidteer80]

Matthew Johnson Or Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy.

[@kestrel9994]

I dunno British sci-fi is typically 10,000% awkward and absurd.

[@zzz9952]

Matthew Johnson That's what makes it fun!

[@charliepotatoes001]

Matthew Johnson Red Dwarf!

[@rothboy]

Robert Davidson YESSSS

[@AlexanderCherry]

WALL-E. Just put me on the cruise ship.

[@kingofcrawdads5958]

You saw what happened to the humans. Want to never walk again?

[@hannahbaldwin7248]

+Issie Ward No, see, they only got fat because they didn't utilize the swimming pool, race track, tennis court, etc. The only reason they got fat is because they stopped walking entirely, so if you just forgo the chair thing, there isn't a problem!

[@kingofcrawdads5958]

It was the gravity, actually. There was a whole digram about it in the film.

[@AlexanderCherry]

Nope. IT was human inactivity.

[@kellyhiggs8491]

"If I'm dating someone, and I break up with them, right, I'm not just going to date a shittier version of that person." Words I should, but probably won't ever live by.

[@forest3823]

I related so much to Dan saying he cant stop watching the show he hates, because he started it. There have been so many shows I hated, but I just keep watching to see what happens, including Walking Dead

[@Arthagorax]

Adventure Time! Duh...

[@theduchyofmilanball3157]

the fallout verse perhaps?

[@maximilianreeves6699]

YES. ABSOLUTELY YES.