40K TIERLIST OF KAIJUS & CRITTERS AS PETS?! | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #34

[@martymiarty5078]

“If monster, why friend shaped?”

[@DisasterLord]

"I would like to pet this creature"

[@ernesielta]

​@@DisasterLord don't.

[@Neddicus]

Vulkan.. Don't boop that merry suicide bomber..

[@გიორგიმოსაშვილი-ო3დ]

If friend, why monster shaped

[@Kma99107]

Growing up near Yellowstone you know damn well why, people PET BUFFALO, or at least try saw it once, didn't know people could fly that well

[@collecter343]

Fun Fact: When the Grey Knights teleported in to fight Angron, he was surrounded by several Blood Thirsters. They thought it was ridiculous that someone like Angron would have guards of any kind, let alone greater daemons.

[@woundedzilla1517]

They were there to keep him in line

[@Dokari-l9m]

Or they knew that a good fight would be where angron ran to. It’s not like they have to protect angron. It’s just mob mentality

[@CaptainFirespitter]

Best Excerpt I’ve seen about the Squiggoth: A planetary siege on a Hive world was broken when a Snakebite’s squiggoth called Stompy (Yes, That’s its actual name!!! 😂), who was renounced for being PARTICULARLY stupid even by Squiggoth Standards and had a routine habit of going rogue, much to its owners continued annoyance, started to randomly chase the Governor of the planet through the ENTIRE HIVE and his palace. The reason why it chose to chase him? It got distracted and fascinated by the shiny medals on his chest and wanted to have them! The chaos it left in its wake was biblical and gave the Orks the opportunity to steal the Hive and label the Squig and his owner as heroes! I fucking love the Orks!!! 😂😂😂

[@Yutyrant95]

The creature in "Legion" is actually a resurrected Thylacine, a type of extinct Marsupial

[@MrTroves]

Two things to know about Ambulls/Ambots. 1. Ambulls are stupidly aggressive against humans. The reason they're on so many Imperial worlds is due to numerous failed attempts to domesticate them because they would be insanely good diggers and such. 2. The Ambot is literally a lobotamized/servator Ambull. In true 40k fashion, rather then create a robot, the Imperium take an Ambull and literally hack of pieces of its body to replace with machines and mess around with its head in order to make it productive. There is a reason that one of the abilities of the Ambot in Necromunda is literally flavored as turning off the safety/suppression protocols that repress its natural, murderous aggression and letting it run wild.

[@DragonsHoardOfPlastic]

Holy crap, I remember Dinosaur King, I was legit invested in that show as a kid. I remember when my local TV station changed its start time to 7am and I'd set my VCR to tape it so I wouldn't miss episodes if I slept in.

[@NinjaSniperKiller65]

Another fun animal could be the megaaldon that the Charcharadons keep in their aquariums I don't know much about them but they seem cool.

[@MoonLitChild]

The Megadon *has* to have been a reference to the Dino Riders cartoon. Because that's exactly what that show was about. Also, *yes* Treasure Planet reference-- criminally underrated movie with a fantastic aesthetic.

[@dr.stronk9857]

Always hyped when a new episode drops. Also I wish tyranids had a melee kaiju made specifically to fight other factions titans

[@Upsilon1984]

I dream of the day Astartes Anonymous to invite Sandman of Terra onto the podcast if they haven't already.

[@kMegalonyx]

“Pet” and “guard animal” are just entirely different things. Also, lol at “expendable jaw”. Are they growing back like gecko limbs?

[@editorialpond751]

I love this video. This brightens up my day. Also as a Florida man I’m not against lobotomizing the gator

[@Dutch40KGuy]

Oh yes

[@sannyer633]

I'm a world eaters fan too, don't worry

[@microphone_styxosaurus7078]

The heirophant seems to be able to spawn other nids in lore, that is the mount of conquerers

[@NyssaB]

Fenrisian Kraken is perfect pet since it can recover treasure from under the sea.

[@aguspuig6615]

The problem is that it brings you 30% of the planets seabed with the treasure

[@MoonLitChild]

*Boom* Giant Metal Spider would have solved a looot of my problems growing up...

[@judeblack4360]

The world is in turmoil, and people are in pain. Even still, we can take comfort in knowing that there is Giant Metal Spider. _grins_

[@hugodiniz1433]

if there ever is a part 2, you should look at other creatures found in necromunda. There are giant rats, weird cat things, mini votann robots(that i think would be fantastic pets), and many, MANY interesting animals that could become pets. There is an entire house with beasts as a secondary theme! Also, an Age of Sigmar version of this list would be genius

[@writingraven2503]

You forgot regular Squigs! 🥺

[@TheKoistar]

Castigator = Iron Giant = Best Buddy

[@Saeureminen_Mitarbeiter]

I'd Rank the Perfect pet for an Inquisitor.Void Kraken? You could literally whipe a Solar System (Size dependent since the bigger the faster it does it with exception for the sun) with this thing (Can also be used for intterrogation. "If you don't confess your homeworld will be crushed.") or make an army of them (If you wait a bit). Also if you need to flee the System or get followed by an enemy Fleet you can just let it crush them in one move and it can move from one system to the next. I bet it would be the perfect pet for an Inquisitor. Also Bonus you can kill the entirety of london with it and this time the londoners would be usefull for once.

[@JammesJack-td6gv]

I would love to see a chapter of space marines that just ride dragons

[@Yig_al_Gaib4242]

Also, here’s a Tier List Idea, Best Transport Method in 40K.

[@tau-5794]

Necron Monolith. Heavily armored, heavily armed, self-repairing, hover and teleport capable, and you don't even have to be inside it to be transported by it, just step through its portal from a safe location.

[@michaelblevins1651]

32:59 of These guys are like actual crocodiles then that means it takes weeks at a time to Digest stuff often a few months due to slow metabolism

[@ilkaysar2522]

The expressions on the thumbnail is top tier. Lets see if the podcast itself is going to live up to it!

[@alexandrudorries3307]

Meanwhile I’m over here laughing because they forgot Fenrisian Wolves exist - RIP Space Corgis

[@Jfk2Mr]

I mean, rest of their fauna is more interesting than furries returning to wolf

[@THEHOLYCHAINSWORD]

I think he's secretly a marine manovolent pysker casing vicious mockery

[@aguspuig6615]

Malevolent* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Dirty0o0Jester]

Brother...You really gonna tell the Castigator about the Rabbits?

[@Yig_al_Gaib4242]

You will put some respect on the name ‘Dinosaur King’! I loved that show as a kid. Then again, I was a dinosaur kid, so there is that too.

[@therealvylarion9722]

I feel as though it’s important to state that the Crotalids don’t always disappear, only when the chaos gods are feeling devious(usually titsnitch) so there’s a chance that the crotalid will never screw off in your lifetime

[@DasRatStories]

A Rat Ogre is the objectively best pet across all versions of Warhammer. You can't change my mind.

[@SamuelSmith-x7v]

Ah yes, and I will name him, “Tyrone”

[@FoxHound-ut1hu]

The Fenrisian Kraken is bigger than Gloriana class starships...

[@KAINIVERUS]

Im ready for it, excited for kaiju and critter xenos. VERY NICE

[@semondice4831]

1:30:41 , the beast rises, summoned by our heroes talking about fish (Jesus Christ, Romeo is LOUD!!!)

[@jusquanorthwind1016]

It’s more 1:30:39 I think your timestamp is right after the meow! Also yes that “MRROW!” Was very loud!

[@semondice4831]

@@jusquanorthwind1016 the Lovecraftian horror of the behemoth defies the common rules of space time, it just bends it through sheer chonkiness

[@Blitz0555]

The millipede is cute :)

[@Kamenhal0]

59:29 man I love dinosaur King 👑 it was f****** awesome

[@sebastianhovenas272]

Og nostalgia rigth there, it was awesome!

[@Kaithelion3K]

Funny enough, I think I heard Romeo at 1:30:39

[@MootsTheFunnySwede]

lmao there he is!!!

[@ChristianEphraimson]

Just barely 😂

[@stephenross5586]

Void Krackens are basically planet sized deadbeat dads and the moms are planets

[@hammersmashedgame676]

Ferrussy got me acting unwise

[@budderassassinn2067]

Of course the ork says that bugs are fine sometimes😂

[@BLOODKINGbro]

Ambull / Vespid uprising

[@dr.stronk9857]

lol I remember dinosaur king, never finished it but I loved that show

[@brandonleonjones3128]

Imagine if khorn had the crotalids

[@ethanbird2117]

Crotalid belongs in perfect pet just purely the fact that there crocodile (the best animal) And you're telling me that there 4 times bigger runs around in packs and can run around I'm the warp and teleport across the galaxy and I could see everything that the galaxy can offer me . That's perfect

[@KillerOrca]

Don't forget the epic TTS short about em.

[@benjaminwright3174]

if the saharduin are not supposed to be on the list then the megarachnids should also not be in the list

[@ewrodgers1518]

Describing life with a fenrisian kraken is literally just luthor harkon from warhammer fantasy

[@SmithBeswick-ek1rz]

Dam great artwork and cool premise

[@donkeymanusa6364]

I could have sworn that Dr who episode had Christopher Eccleston

[@DuoSanguis]

As a Transformers Prime Airachnid enjoyer, I get it, Alex

[@WrathMilten]

This video starts with a blue cat and ends with lavos

[@undercovertakodachi4301]

alex getting flamed for being Dutch😂😂

[@jimkass7641]

Valiant mentioned, let's go

[@IHaveAName1824]

tom had several strokes

[@zenknight4839]

1:00:25 Oh yeah alright, play the DS game as well, soo fun

[@AsianPlagueDoctor]

Ah yes, A NORMAL ALLIGATOR FROM FLORIDA Imagine, if you will, a very agressive, bullet proof, Clifford the big red dog, with knives for teeth. And image further, that it is not Clifford the big red dog, but a giant spider

[@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak]

Love the Squiggoth. The Ork kind really are a perfect creature 😂 WAAAGGH for da squig

[@connoroneill221]

Ambots aren’t robots… they ambull servitors

[@nobloopers1108]

TheGamingStoryTeller is covered in both the thumbnail and opening scene We cant see his funny facial expression

[@civiliandan7562]

I 'm gonna say as a new owner of a Harridan that it would be a perfect pet . I can see myself be the evil lord of a castle that i stole and no one would dare take it back bec i have a goddamn giant insect dragon ! ps i would also give it many belly rubs .

[@halfknight2310]

1:55:40 .. I feel this. hahaha. Roodaka... I blame her for my tastes.

[@wolf2403]

8:05 OK so... how about some of the beasts from *Cat* a _chan_ ? 8:50 cat from the watchmen? Sold. 10/10 33:10 I have indeed seen a crocodile cleaned with a broom... 43:25 OK then story-time: I really fkin like reading books. This includes ones not originally in English. Often translated from languages like Chinese. One of 'em, called " *Star Odyssey* ", has an item the main character receives through various means. The item in question is simply called "the slipper", and is literally just a slipper. No imagine you're, say, a C'tan. Not a shard, but a fullblown C'tan. Well you'd probably need clothes that are far more durable than normal. The slipper is indestructible. Simply indestructible. Due to the method of acquisition being effectively _Gacha_ + _theft_ and it's unknown who the sipper belongs to be probably someone like Khorne's mum. MC slapped a giant (effectively demigod) dragon with it. Mind you, the dragon is normally impervious to damage and a couple dozen kilometres long. When hit with a light slap from the slipper, it screamed and its head snapped down a few kilometres. Dude also slapped a god with it and gave them a concussion, stunned another god for a few seconds, and shattered a supposedly unbreakable defense. In the book it's considered his strongest weapon. 54:00 Gargantuan Squiggoth is something I'd put solidly in mid perfect pet, behind the cat. I like the cat too much. 1:10:45 Castigator is based. Castle-gator is perfect. Best so far. Also the question is what YOU are. Normal fkin hooman? It'll outlive you unless there's something in its STC that could help. If you are, say, a human-cyborg from the golden age of humanity who got tossed about in the warp but got thrown out as an absurdly powerful null, (I'm thinking basically "inverted" Magnus levels of null,) you could probably drive the warp out of it and get it fixed up, in which case there is no better best bud. I just wanna see some ancient engineer character who helped build it, became a null after the whole scouring debacle, and in some manner due to ancient tech can live indefinitely, (what the space marines wish they could do,) it'd be perfect. I just want the movie "Iron Giant" on steriods where instead of dying to the nuke, the giant grabs it and throws it back. Fkin hell I love this titan. Imagine this titan + the cat. Perfection. 1:16:45 Wait... Castigator vs Abominatus cage match when? Obviously Castigator wins, but it'd be fun to watch. Especially if this is the Castigator with its mental faculties intact. 1:17:15 I disagree. One is an insanely strong behemoth, the other probably knows exactly how titans are made, their weaknesses, and is intelligent enough to use tactics to kill it. It's a melee barbarian build vs a mage - rogue multiclass. That's called a dead barbarian. Also pretty sure the last thing the Castigator would have left of its mind is the combat part. 1:17:40 Yeah, but that was one of the top 3 most bullshit grey knight events in lore. Grey knights are bullshit. 1:18:20 Also yeah, crab friend. 1:20:35 Yes, BUT, if you are a warmongering general or some shit Abominatus would be invaluable. 1:23:10 *_HERESY!_* 1:36:00 "London Removal Services: Only one whale away!" 1:46:45 Just one thing of note. The Void Krackens are perfect anti-tyranid weapons cuz they'd just eat the hive ship. 1:47:20 So... Necron with a cat? 1:54:00 Harada is based.

[@jimkass7641]

I have read only the first issue years ago and completely forgot about it, im gonna search for the rest

[@MootsTheFunnySwede]

The joshua Dysart run of Harbinger is peak!!

[@jimkass7641]

@@MootsTheFunnySwede noted

[@DINOROAR2912]

Shout out to Dinosaur King, god I love that show

[@collecter343]

They don’t bite

[@woocashP]

THE NAILS ARE BITING

[@c_p_t_cold7655]

Just add some stuff about the Who bit to make it more Depressing The Build the Ship on the Whales Crack because Earth was Dying and Everyone was abandoning Earth the Whale came to earth as the last of his kind and he was sentient enough to take pity on the Cries of the English Children to basically go there an offer a ride. The Humans didn't know shit about the sentience part and thought they had to torture him for him to carry them through space. The really fucked up part is that the Doctor wasn't the one who found it out and he was so close to Lobotomizing the Whale to put him out of his misery

[@RogueSceptile]

Wasn't it also the entire country on its back and not just london?

[@jamesk5510]

The spiders from courage made young me switch to showers never hated spiders but the idea of being in a bath and a big ass spider coming out the faucet is too much

[@Begbras]

If their one thing i could bring in reality from 40k without backfiring too mutch it should be squigs. Imagine the fact you can design your hown pet that double as tool when you need it.

[@KAINIVERUS]

Yesssssss its go time

[@dust7699]

who's a good lil horror beyond human comprehension ?

[@01eksii]

Ah crap, time to call Indigan praefects.

[@1998topornik]

"Great Herpules" LOL

[@KillerOrca]

Romeo and my cat Charles share a braincell

[@jasonroberts4470]

Wispy warp noises😂

[@i3lackfusion]

So many creatures on catachan and you didnt mention any of em

[@Begbras]

Many tryed to befriend them and yet none come back to tell the taill.

[@i3lackfusion]

@@Begbras Vulkan booped the snoot of a barking toad though

[@BLOODKINGbro]

Don't think anything from that planet to be considered pet friendly.

[@pillarmenn1936]

@@i3lackfusion Yeah and it killed him

[@Sleepycollegestudent]

Lutein when?

[@josephasmussen6792]

53:01 you missed a chance to use one of my favorite useless words in the English language: howdah

[@ThatsGot]

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[@ThatsGot]

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[@ThatsGot]

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[@MADMEKWURRWAZZA]

why discord mods mean? al i did was share a squig Drawing in art saying it was my first one and thats why it sucked and then one of the mods asked if i wanted advice i said no if its to switch from keybord and mouse (BECAUSE I AINT HAVE MONEY FOR A DRAWING TABLET) and then HE FUCKING CALLS ME RUDE CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THATS RUDE im sorry for this to be off topic but hey at least it boosts the video on the algorithm

[@floatingPredrifts]

gay

[@DragonboneWarhammer]

I hate these weird ass tier lists. The information is completely useless and not worth 2 hours. However, if you did a somewhat normal tier list on a really interesting or obscure topic, then that would be worth listening to.

[@masterfulvideojuegos9335]

Someone isn't adopting soon

[@pillarmenn1936]

Its four bros having fun, not an actual stat chart you put in a museum. Furthermore, its a damn list about kaijus being pets. What part of your smooth-ass brain made you think useful info was going to be in this?

[@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak]

Love the Squiggoth. The Ork kind really are a perfect creature 😂 WAAAGGH for da squig