5 Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Badges My Ex Wore While Cheating On Me

[@nintendomhour]

"The badge I wore after the breakup was a Double Pain badge :("

[@BubbleRift]

@@nintendomhour gah I should have included double pain 😢

[@JoelTheParrot]

@@BubbleRift you did on the thumbnail, and you're wearing it, it's perfect ;P

[@nintendomhour]

@@JoelTheParrot how did i not see that lol

[@JoelTheParrot]

@@nintendomhour thumbnails are kind of small

[@BubbleRift]

@@JoelTheParrot good call

[@patisthegreatest]

This is a crazy character arc to jump into halfway through.

[@BubbleRift]

Coming soon. 5 Super Mario Enemies That Would Tell Me I Am Deserving Of Love And Validation. #5 Chainchomps

[@JoelTheParrot]

If I were to equip a badge, I wouldn't equip a badge for cheating I'd equip speedy spin so that I can spin faster People will be like "Wow you spin so fast!" And I'll be like "Yes."

[@BubbleRift]

@@JoelTheParrot Paper Mario 64 ruined me because TTYD feels so slow now that I can't glide across an entire room in 3 seconds

[@JoelTheParrot]

@@BubbleRift at least the zooming partner is unlocked in chapter 3 instead of chapter 6 or so

[@BubbleRift]

@@JoelTheParrot I don't like having to dedicate my partner slot to moving faster. Better than nothing tho

[@JoelTheParrot]

@@BubbleRift Eh, they only take up your slot in the overworld at the time. Kind of annoying for getting fun interactions at times though

[@sprites4ever482]

Bro got hit with the STYLISH move (Girl timed her X button presses right)

[@BubbleRift]

I FORGOT TIMING TUTOR. That explains it!

[@Salmon-Jack]

The double dip badge allows Mario to use several items in one turn. This technique was ingeniously used by MY ex in order to sleep with multiple guys in one night. More often then not, these would be people I already knew, from my best friend to flavio, the self centered pig. The feelin fine badge allows Mario to be protected from all status ailments. I would wear this badge to protect me from the inner turmoil brought on by my ex, but alas I suck at the crane game in the X-naut fortress

[@BubbleRift]

Gah I should have mentioned Feeling Fine. That one is super obvious. Double Dip had potential but I was trying to avoid drug talk which was the obvious direction it would go. If the permanent Flavio glitch still existed in the remake my ex absolutely would have abused it

[@Zora.pk76]

Maybe multi bounce should have been on this list seems like your ex bounced to guy to guy

[@BubbleRift]

I hate that somehow did not come to my mind

[@spazerdazer8421]

This is a rather interesting(?) coping method you have you

[@BubbleRift]

@spazerdazer8421 YEA she's gonna have to cope if she ever searches for top 5 Paper Mario lists

[@Kirkonator5000]

Smh just download an anti cheat :/

[@BubbleRift]

@@Kirkonator5000 I DIDNT THINK I HAD TO

[@Kirkonator5000]

@@BubbleRift smh the breakup was just ransomware

[@somerandomone]

damn TTYD was not ready for the jump into the modern net landscape, holy shit

[@BubbleRift]

I've really enjoyed viewing TTYD through 2024 lenses. The writing and aesthetics are such a weird mismatch of old and modern gaming which makes dumb videos like this possible

[@RepugnantWorm]

Why does this format just work so well 😂 freaking quick change 😂

[@BubbleRift]

ooh ooh can I give a boring answer that I've been thinking about? Most Top 5 lists lack personality and try to not have bias. The appeal in most list videos is the video game content, not the creator. I think approaching TOP 5 videos with the same energy that most people approach other kinds of videos with is really interesting and fun. As someone who is new to YT and has had a lot more success with lists than other videos I've been trying to figure it out lol

[@RepugnantWorm]

@@BubbleRift I think you put words to it perfectly

[@BubbleRift]

@@RepugnantWorm Thank you for validating my opinion 😎 Gonna try to casually mix in these silly list videos from now on

[@BAGELBURGERMEAL]

off topic but i like you for having vivian out almost the entire time

[@BubbleRift]

Best partner! Back when I was a teenager I thought Vivian was super cool. It's awesome seeing everyone love her now. I WAS HERE FIRST lol

[@fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771]

You should do top 5 Paper Mario partners who have sworn

[@BubbleRift]

It might not be in the game, but Yoshi Kid has absolutely said stuff that would get my video taken down by KZbin

[@BubbleRift]

Goombella said "floozy" in the original TTYD and that's not exactly a word I'd use in public~ hmm

[@Just_Jasen]

Insane video concept, I approve

[@BubbleRift]

@Just_Jasen someone has to tap into the comparing ex gfs to paper mario badges market

[@julian0496]

This is the greatest fucking title I have ever seen

[@BubbleRift]

I have a plugin that rates your YT titles and it always gives me a failing grade. From now on Julian0496 is the only opinion that matters~

[@Mocklate]

Thank you youtube algorithm. Also stop the luigi slander

[@BubbleRift]

Luigi is strong. Luigi can handle it

[@jaredmulconry]

In the reverse, I was wearing the double dip badge.

[@Pieplup]

do top 5 mario kart characters my girlfriend would sleep with

[@BubbleRift]

Adding to my list. I got you~ Atleast a variation of

[@CrimsonMysteryCake]

@@BubbleRiftAs an added bonus, can you also do the cart combinations she would sleep with them in?

[@BubbleRift]

@@CrimsonMysteryCake Oh I think you might have something~ Waluigi Wiggler let's go

[@demenitusthehedgehoglitch5603]

How did my algorithm go from memes to games to psychological conditions awareness to trans memes to furry memes to this?

[@BubbleRift]

KZbin knows the type of content the average Memey Trans Neurodivergent Furry Gamer craves

[@blehh_mae]

i got randomly reccomended this im so confused if its a bit or not

[@BubbleRift]

It's more funny if you think it's real~

[@Rolli_Zolli]

Wow, already caving into fan demands, I see. What a sellout!

[@BubbleRift]

@@Rolli_Zolli I've been making YT videos for an entire 5 weeks now. It's time to sell my soul

[@RainCatLove]

What’s the badge you get for making epic KZbin videos ? ❤

[@cobaltcrusader9841]

Dare you to do Top 5 Worst BubbleRift videos

[@BubbleRift]

When I start making videos again I might just~

[@osakeleto]

..i can understand her motives.

[@BubbleRift]

@@osakeleto we all want a little Luigi in our lives I get it

[@osakeleto]

@@BubbleRift yeah she dodged a bullet

[@BubbleRift]

@@osakeleto Luigi isn't that toxic, come on

[@Mushie_lol]

Luigi would never date your ex, he's gay trust me

[@BubbleRift]

@@Mushie_lol oh true Wouldn't stop her from trying!

[@FallenSnakashi]

What about Double dip? or she doesn't roll like that

[@BubbleRift]

@FallenSnakashi I have 0 clue why double dip didn't cross my mind. OK we ready for the sequel now

[@dwightdeisenhower53]

Bro has trauma

[@jknifgijdfui]

Its the same exact joke bro is definitely coping

[@BubbleRift]

You ain't ready for part 47

[@EleCyon]

Damn... Are you okay?

[@BubbleRift]

I'm wearing the Feeling Fine badge!

[@mr.teobruh977]

It gets worse the longer the video goes lmao, the instagram thing bruh💀 No but seriously, im sure you can move on from this sh and get a better girlfriend next time(if that is what you want at all tho, you dont need to). This is an innusual video to find, youtube keeps surprising me lol

[@BubbleRift]

@mr.teobruh977 I could move on Or I could use the pain to inspire more Paper Mario content 🤔 I'm new to KZbin but I think it's hilarious the algorithm decided to push this

[@tqnordic]

LMAOOO