5 Things I Learned after attending my Bright childs birthday party

Comedian Josh Pray is back with more inclusive goodness

[@upscaleavenue]

"The problem with having everything you want in life is you forget what you need." DAMN!

[@mightylonesome9426]

No hate, or meaness, no judgment, no political bias, just funny as hell. A throwback to a time when we could all relax and laugh together.

[@robertrichter7702]

Absolutely

[@muddhopper82]

Agree ... Love this guy!

[@GenerationJonesi]

Hahha! It's the MOM stare. Once you've had it trained on you, you know shit is about to hit YOUR fan!

[@mskay1980]

And it works throughout your entire life!!!!

[@samanthasowell6350]

You mean "fannie" lol

[@texasbeauty1991]

So true, haha, soon as I give my boy's that look they already know.

[@lenoretalon9958]

I’m 48 and that look from my mom still works. It’s still makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck.

[@LunarisArts]

Not a mom, but I have the "Stare". I work in security, and I've made men bigher than me shuffle their shoes and stare at the ground like they were 5 year old being caught being naughty.

[@whyaddnamehere]

This white mom doesn’t put up with crap. I’m over the scenes where the white parents are being nice when the kids are acting out. Not this mom!

[@lochness3224]

we train HARD to get that Medusa stare down ...lol

[@TheHestya]

In the country I'm from you should bring flowers to the mum of the birthday kid. She went through some serious shit for that birthday. She BETTER look nice and be appreciated af by the father and everyone else.

[@tricky2055]

Ilona In my country, the dad paid for that big ass party with party gifts for the guests. He better get some love that night!

[@northtexansquid5678]

"I have to go my funeral at 4 o'clock" I'm dead

[@obsidiausisabadname6552]

Ha so funny

[@SuperDrLisa]

Best line, lol

[@MilsurpMikeChannel]

We tell people "books or clothes" for our kids... They already have a room full of toys and we don't need junk to step over :)

[@Lily-ov5zy]

Your poor.... poor children

[@StarboyXL9]

My mother had the stare, but what really scared me as a kid was her "death grip". The moment I felt that vice lock around my arm and drag me away I was terrified like a demon was dragging me into the depths of hell, because I knew what was gunna happen once we got wherever we were going...

[@Automage45]

Getting 20$ bucks from grandma and folks make you open a bank account with it when your 5

[@maem7636]

Tybalt , LoL 😂 they introducing you to depression and you never get the money back ! " . LoL 😂

[@maem7636]

Tybalt , * they're

[@rhondahardison9047]

Of course! Also, keep some hid in a safe place in case the bank crashes again! ( My parents were born in 1913 & 1916)

[@kims3891]

I have to say you are amazing. I thought Bill Murray had my funny bone. It's now yours. Thank you so much.

[@WhatsUpWithSheila]

Yep... *THAT* stare even works on millennials 👍

[@G1AGAIN]

That's because they never grew up

[@oneperson5760]

I didn't even realize I had that stare. My dental hygenist sits behind me at church. Apparently she saw me use the stare, and she told me how funny and impressive it was, what my kids did when I used it. Just an average day for me, never noticed I was 'staring'

[@robertrichter7702]

Love it !! this is great !!

[@Moompl]

You are so right about parents calling them out on toys. My mom has no problem telling everyone around her about my school problems.

[@sirsmartypants7086]

The Mom stare! Hahaha!! I think once we have kids we own the stare 😂

[@rhondahardison9047]

Mama's stare was backed up with a belt or a switch! If it went from a stare to the mouth moving...we all gonna die!!!! 😜😂😵🤭

[@Mistilou]

@Josh, YOU could literally sing the ABC's n I'd STILL be in awe!!💗

[@Very_Angry_Citizen]

You're a fun guy bro. May god bless you and your family.

[@Trainwreck_Art]

I'm 40 and The Look can still freeze me mid-word. LOL

[@mikebrown5648]

Lmao I'm glad I found this channel this guy makes my day

[@badkitty4922]

True about the whole family coming to a kid's birthday party. It doesn't matter who's mad at who, that friction gets shelved for the birthday kid. You had me cracking up at "Where's the KEYS, Rose?!" Awesome movie! Scared the Heck out of me. And the movie US??? I SWEAR I left my body a few times! I'm dying to see more from Jordan Peele, he's frikken BRILLIANT! P.S. Wakanda Forever! RIP T'Chala!

[@tweetiepie551]

The medusa is real. My great grandmother had it,my granny,my mother and I have it. One look and I've made grown men stagger back in fear.

[@buccaruu]

I have always enjoyed your vids. 5:33 Thank you. Love you

[@PotatocannonLol]

The mom Medusa stare.. now you know the fearless conditioning starts young. Nothing quite as terrifying as a pissed off sun burnt neck mom though, it's not just a stare it's a promise

[@MAB1273]

My son is 28 and still straightens up if I give my mom look.

[@clemdane]

Hahaha. Things have changed since I was a kid - no adults ever attended birthday parties when I was a kid.

[@Trailtotable]

Now do Hispanic:) My wife is Bolivian, party starts at 1 people arrive at 330 , leave midnightish

[@maem7636]

Clint Michael! , LoL 😂

[@CelesteSeeker]

My mom had that look. Mine is even more severe, lol!

[@lyndajaeger4477]

At first we were talking about Southern mommas with the stare, but we tend to hang around. Chucky Cheese may say the party ends at 4 but we will leave the party table and find a general public table and hang out for another hour or two. Lol

[@maem7636]

Lynda Jaeger , LoL 😂

[@manichispanic5234]

As a Mexican, who drinks and hangs out until midnight even at a child's birthday party... Going to a party scheduled between one and four blew my mind. But it's a hundred percent true LOL

[@Moe-nm4nv]

I'm feeling your videos today 100%

[@vcat8136]

“Did the rapture just happen?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dillonduty8084]

When I was younger I wasn't photo type of person but family pictures my grandma slap me for talking back until I smiled for the family pictures

[@ashleeramirez5754]

Yes! I’m that mom in #1! Lol 😂 🤣😂🤣

[@wintermute1]

Couple of weeks back my grandkids had their combined birthday, there were a few no shows....notes were taken and it will be remembered....

[@maem7636]

wintermute1 , LoL 😂

[@shantel7107]

My 76 year old aunt has a "List". You don''t call for Christmas, Thanksgiving, Mother Days and especially her birthday your name is on the list until she hears from you. I was on the list this year but I knew I was going to see her at the party, didn't matter.

[@lordsyphil]

Lmao! I just stumbled upon you Josh, and holy help I'm dying over here. This here bright cousin hasn't stopped laughing! You have certainly nailed this!!

[@cmcrumb7638]

Miss Medusa.. love it

[@stevedaughtry8992]

Sending you Global!

[@ashleymoore5463]

I'm so guilty of telling my kids no you need a book...

[@Mitheledh]

I know he's being funny, but real talk, as a teacher I see the difference that makes in the classroom.

[@meggamanmark6769]

As a a teacher we don’t approve of you having an appeal to authority complex “as a teacher” what do you know as a teacher? And how do we know your a “teacher” we have a failed education system so I think you discredited your self to any intelligent people reading this @mitheledh

[@kparkslpnful]

Crystax reaper if we want to be technical it’s actually “AN” adult....

[@Serenade2461]

Number 3 omg! My family is so bad for that with babies. The problem with my family at least, is that we have so many divorces. When I was little we had 2 Christmases, one at home and one at my Dad's parents house cuz my mom's parents lived too far away. My grandparents split and both got remarried so we had 3 Christmases now. Then my parents got divorced so we had 4 Christmases. All my nieces and nephews have at least 3 so they get alot of stuff.

[@4nn13h7]

A person who disrespects your well-meant gift to their child is an a**hole and should be treated as such. ❤️

[@tricky2055]

4NN13 H Amen! Dad needed to shut the fuck up.

[@Big88Country]

When I was coming up, we didn't get a birthday party. On our birthday we had to think our Moma and Daddy for bringing us into this world and letting us live another year, there wasn't no party!! These kids are ruint these days!

[@lindseygordon3406]

😂😂😂 yep you don't mess with the mum look, if you do you got about 5 seconds before all holy hell breaks loose......in England you will know if you crossed the stare line when you hear 3.......2.......1! If you ain't sat down saying sorry by 1, you better run & don't stop running until you are miles from civilization & hope you packed a bag because unless they develop Alzheimers going back is not an option 😂😂😂

[@LB-sk3vl]

Thanks Josh for making accurate real world video's

[@scottmiller6270]

Damn Skippy! When I grew up, child abuse was Parenting 10. They'd pick up the damn phone and start dialing for you and look at your siblings and ask, "Which 1 of you want your EX brothers xmas gifts"?

[@G1AGAIN]

Did he really just spray cologne on his hand...

[@DodiTov]

Hehe, just wait until you meet "the counter" mom. All she has to do is say "one" and her kids straighten up real quick. Doesn't have to be loud, doesn't have to have the stare, just "one". I'll guarantee that her kids are even better behaved that young Brandon there.

[@lindseygordon3406]

My mam used both, it started with the stare, if you pushed it after a few seconds continuing with the stare came 3......if she ever got to 1 you better be running 😂😂😂

[@carson551]

Yeah my kid laughs at the stare but if I say one he knows it will be very bad for him if he doesn’t comply before three. It only took him one time to challenge that. He never dared to try again. I made sure that was one of the worst spankings he ever got. I don’t play around with disrespect. I don’t even deal with him not saying yes ma’am. We are in the south you better have manners!!

[@adayinthelifeofautismmsoth9097]

I'm a counter mom for sure

[@oneperson5760]

I've never ever seen a counter mom do anything at all at the end of her counting. I even saw a mom break it down into half numbers to avoid having to get up and do anything at all, and her kids knew it. They totally ignored her.

[@jaronbaker2807]

@@oneperson5760 then those moms do not discipline their kids and she’s not a true counter. My mom set the tone at an early age and on occasions I would think I was old enough to get away with things but I was always wrong and when she said “3” she would turn into Thor and summon lightning from the sky to enter whatever was closest to her: belt, shoe, fly swatter, paddles, hands, feet, etc. and if we ever lied about anything you got soap directly into your mouth and it stayed there for a while....I haven’t even told a white lie in 20 years

[@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686]

We stop that party when it's out somewhere because we will NOT be paying for that extra hour!

[@kathrynbrown9842]

I'm grown my kids are grown and to this day if my momma give me the look, I am still terrified!

[@okiemomma6427]

We just do $5 and a card. It is told in the invite that a gift is not needed but if you want to bring one just $5.

[@charlescarnahan225]

I always thought that about black birthday parties. I grew up with you get 5 friends and 2 pizzas

[@buisyman]

When you've got 2, you got a spare for when you break the first one, lol

[@triciag3311]

This is SO funny. 😂 The thing is, I have never once spanked my 8 year old, but he knows "that" look means he better stop RIGHT now. 😂 Josh, you are hilarious!

[@rednecktruthspouter3485]

My family is like you're describing 1/2 dont like the other half

[@dragex6582]

I knew that line.

[@StarlightEater]

Loooool that mother stare is right though #eatdrinkjoshpray

[@leeioki]

YES.. THOSE EYES... AND DADS BELT LOOPS.. AS WELL.. I HAVE MY MOTHER'S TRAIT. HAHHAH

[@gobosMommy]

my mom had that stare too - i sat down and shut up real fast. only spanked once in my life too so it sure as hell worked. my kindergarten teacher was just as talented. tiny TINY white lady (like hardly taller than 5') and would raise one finger and the whole class knew to be quiet. my mom still comments on it now and i'm almost 40!

[@isdrakon9802]

My mom didn't have the look, she had the energy. Once I felt the annoyance I shut up real quick. To memory she never spanked me. On the other hand my dad spanked me had the look and the voice but not the energy. Couldn't learn what he was teaching because limit was here one day there the next

[@richardalvis4695]

Would like to a version with you about my non brite friends. The humor and subject would be darker though. There's some Shakespearean shit. Love ya bra.

[@autumnsmom1117]

2. "Everybody in their family comes to their parties and 4. when party's over it's over"😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭 #JoshPray what you spraying on yourself?

[@crissyledbetter6270]

My kids only have a couple of toys they play with. The rest stay in the toy box or under the bed lol I tell my family real quick not to buy any more toys

[@rogerwelsh2335]

5 black friends that every white person wishes they’d have: 1 josh Pray 2 Josh Pray 3 Josh Pray 4 Josh Pray 5 Josh Pray You would have to be the best guy to hang out with. Keep up what you’re doing

[@robbyjones9489]

OH MY GAH I CANT BREATHE

[@Tinmann_77]

Now I have to go watch "get out"

[@kimtucker3540]

"Momma gonna' give me the Medusa"! EVERY mom that doesn't put up with SHIT has that look and believe me, the kids and grownups know not to mess with that! Lol!

[@bethcarden4891]

Guess its fo sho...we all the same!

[@maem7636]

Beth Carden , LoL 😂

[@louiseglasgow]

I think it might be USA white people. When I was growing up in Ireland, in some houses you didn’t even open the presents in front of people. In the families that did, you thanked them for everything and if you got 4 of the same you, you found a way to say you needed 4! Then after the parents might take 3 of those toys back and then you give them to someone else for their birthday or donate them or give them to another family. If you were given something we weren’t allowed to play with (guns in our house), you said thanks and then that you disappeared later! I remember the revelation and amazement when my youngest brother was given a fish shaped water gun and was allowed to keep it, because it was a fish spitting water, not a gun, which made sense but we had never been allowed to have water guns before! (That one was an out house thing but every family had their disappearing toys I expect, and you just knew opening it that you had to say thank you but wouldn’t get to keep it.) we also didn’t have parents at the birthday parties, just the birthday kids parents and any helpers they asked but mostly just the parents! Or a couple of other relatives. It was all kids.

[@louiseglasgow]

But that finishing on time thing was definitely a thing! Man when you’ve had a house or party full of little kids with few other adults there, when you’re done, you’re done! I mean parents chatted on the doorstep as they picked up their kids and close friends of the parents might come in for a tea/coffee and to help tidy up but mostly it was just doorstep chat and bye! (And same at a venue, they want you out so they can clean up.)

[@missmaker1373]

“My bright son” ??

[@Armygirlsdad]

He uses "bright" to get around KZbin's crazy algorithms that will block, ban, demonitize at the drop of a hat.

[@davidmau2403]

Lol u crack me up man

[@chrissue4131]

So you’re a rugby fan? I hope you sticking with Wallabies👍

[@jeremybettis8446]

Hilarious as always.

[@nateallen2714]

Wakanda forever 😂😂😂

[@RandeT73]

I tell parents what my kids need and want and its strongly suggested to get what they need. Yeah I'm mean like that. I know a lot of white parents that think their lil Johnny is perfect and he's a terror. My kids get the mom stare and they know don't act a fool.

[@michaeljohnson-on6nl]

I need a trade in Josh. My future ex-white wife is broken. No stare, No control, no nothing! We so different it don't even make sense no more. I'm taking all applications for a real women please. I prefer 30+ but will consider 25ish with references and fair to great credit. No high maintenance Ladies please. Thank you for your time. LOL

[@stevedaughtry8992]

I’m saltine as a 🤣🤣😱🐇

[@elgeniaetheridge3025]

I do not know what kind of white folks you hang out with but all that you said about your experience with the birthday party was just that family. I'm white...I know this lol now I have 4 kids and as a momma yes I have the "look" that I give my kids in public if they start fighting with each other but thats the only one that may be a bit true for most white parents these days lol.

[@stevedaughtry8992]

Bwahhhaaa

[@TsunamiStarsheart]

I'm so sorry dude... all these videos.. I thought those lines on your arms were stretch marks...

[@TsunamiStarsheart]

Love the quote though.

[@samwindham3102]

you talking about the movie get out yeah see i know and it was one messed up movie there where times i was screaming at the movie run dont go in stay away from that white girl

[@lizbaker2960]

Too funny.