5 things that my brighter folks do not seem afraid of

[@jolenewitzel7919]

One day my husband brought me a rose. I asked what he had done as this was unusal for him. He said he passed by a girl in a wet t shirt and she looked fine. I laughed. She got a sell, he got a look, and I got roses. We all won.

[@x-man5056]

It's OK to check the menu as long as you eat at home.

[@zabarang1]

@X-Man appreciate the beauty on this earth. Just keep your hands to yourself. It's human nature to look.

[@hopecamel]

Lmao that's awesome

[@rhondaparr5739]

Wins all around

[@blockmasterscott]

Ok, this made me laugh long and hard. 😂😂😂

[@CatholicHousewife2017]

GenX here. Growing up "No Fear" was literally on all of our shirts, backpacks, stickers, etc. Look it's okay to be afraid, but we are required to, we Must, face our Fears. Like my 5 yr old granddaughter revealed to me last week that she's afraid of Police, so I took her that very same morning to the Police Station to meet a couple of Police Officers. Now she's not scared anymore because she was made to face her Fear. No Fear. Life is short, we don't have time to waste a moment afraid.

[@elderblackdragon]

Way back in my 20s I worked as a police officer at a smallish midwestern college. We got along well with the local PD because we were certified through them, so had jurisdiction in the city as well as on campus. One of the Sgts for the city was a black man that stood 6'8" tall, weighed in around 250 pounds, and was a power lifter capable of bench pressing a small car, and curling most people. He was not scared of anyone. However, he was terrified of anything with more than two legs. He absolutely refused to enter the house for wild animal or bat calls. The best part was that one of the dispatchers just LOVED sending him on calls involving animals just to see how long it took him to call for another officer to deal with the critter after he got on scene.

[@jacktravis7179]

😂😂😂😂😂 friggn awesome 😂😅

[@RJS1966USMC]

Hilarious!!! Love it!!!

[@johnnydollar579]

You see this is how we should live Just making fun of each other's retardation.😂

[@PepeCabreraKC]

“ y’all walk right into the valley of the shadow of nightness” Oh damn… I’m still laughing at that ish!!! Bruh… you killing it!!! 😂😂😂

[@tinamoore4310]

We just answer the calls to mess with the scammers. It’s too much fun. 😂

[@masterofcents.8175]

They need to do some antique archaeology on me because I am with you man. I think Eddie Murphy put it best in his most famous stand-up when he talks about the difference between white people and Black people and ghost in the house…. Lol

[@TheBlueDogMan]

Richard Pryor did the same with the Exorcist movie

[@grogvaughan5649]

"get out" that was funny

[@caldaque7354]

Fun fact: People with lighter hued eyes (blue, green, or grey) can see slightly better in low light conditions due to the more translucent iris allowing more light into the eye. Conversely people with darker eyes can see slightly better during bright light conditions because their iris blocks some of the light, reducing glare.

[@kingmasterlord]

I've noticed that, people not noticing things in the dark that I can see.

[@danbrewer1718]

True. I have very light blue eyes and can see better than most at night. But without sunglasses I can hardly see when the sun is bright.

[@turbopokey]

Confirmed, my hazel eyes start hurting and watering if it’s a sunny day and I don’t have my sunglasses. Not sure if my darkness vision is better than other people’s vision.

[@methylmania]

This is legit. I have super dark brown eyes and it is very difficult for me to drive at night. My 70 year old father has blue eyes and has zero issues. Two of the guys I work with have blue eyes and have their sunglasses on from morning to evening, where I only wear them while fishing. I wear polarized lenses to cut the glare to spot fish. Otherwise I don't wear sunglasses. Which is probably a bad thing.

[@alexls1923]

I have blue green eyes and all I need is a dim nightlight in my room to navigate at night. Going outside without my sunglasses is painful though since any reflection gives my eyes magenta or blue spots for the next 5 minutes

[@sbloomis]

I wish I has seen your channel 2-3 years back. I would have bought you SO many beers. Genius.

[@genkill81]

Literally everything he said is me 😭😂. Talk about living up to stereotypes. I never thought it was strange to just go for a walk in the woods at night with my friends 😂. I leave all the house spiders alone they’re free fly catchers and I have a hog nose snake😂. I don’t care about 1 800 # I always answer just to mess with them and make their day bad😂.

[@marcussinclaire4890]

Me and my friends will go camping then hike through the forest by moonlight. 😂

[@box4859]

You left out ghosts or spirits. in addition to Ouija Boards, voodoo curses, gri-gri and paternity tests.

[@brentbryson215]

Thanks, Josh, for giving me something to smile about today!

[@meanolddog9912]

When an unknown number calls my phone, my response is ALWAYS this, "Who the fuck is this?" I am not white, but am often mistaken for a white. Semper Fi!

[@dontucker5883]

65 year old redneck here, thanks for the laughs brother

[@BoutTime73]

Had to laugh, just picked up a house gecko in our home in Mississippi and took it outside. My wife was screaming kill it and I was like naw, I’ll just pick it up and take it outdoors. I took him outside of course

[@keithhartman9946]

Thanks for not killing that little harmless gecko, signed, GEICO

[@paulineackermann2598]

I do that with most spiders I find inside except for the one I leave at the bottom of the basement stairs who catches all my flies for me.~;>

[@lizgibson5266]

My sisters used catch green lizards, make them bite their earlobes and walk around with lizard earrings.

[@BigHueJanus]

Holy! I have no idea how you showed up on my feed, but I’m so pleased for it. I loved this!

[@Dakotako]

Bro, if you call your buddy to kill a spider, I think he’s now legally your boyfriend.

[@emilyevans6989]

I live for these videos! So funny and so very TRUE! Thank you!

[@billyshoffner527]

You make me wish we could find the funny sh!t in each other period

[@thedarkgenious7967]

I swear this exact video was uploaded like, 2 or 3 years ago. I distinctly remember the dental insurance bit and the answering the 1-800 number and throwing it back like they owe us money and have the audacity to try and weasel out of their debt to us.

[@JoshPray]

Yesssss it is…others are getting weirdly flagged 🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

[@129jasper1]

@@JoshPray Fight the good fight man. That Sam Cooke song at the end sounds pretty rough in the recording.

[@Tee-np1fc]

I still laughed at it again! Plus some of the newer viewers may not have seen some of his older stuff, its all great!

[@thedarkgenious7967]

I really do wish he'd give us a playlist of just all the "X things I learned from Y with my bright friends" They're *_all_* hilarious. Edit* so I just checked and apparently there is one now? last time I looked there wasn't but this makes me happy.

[@or2169]

I really enjoy your humor. Keep it up. Humor and kindness can change the world. Do your part my brother from another mother.

[@Mr.Constitutionalist427]

I love your videos, they are full of truths

[@joshsimpson8646]

Man, I'm still that same hillbilly from TN, and you're always invited to the BBQ, we'd love to feed you!

[@irzyxelwj]

Did you say BBQ? Man, I think we just became friends.

[@Maibuwolf]

I live in TN where is this BBQ exactly.....lol

[@Ferd414]

Feed him, huh? To what? Your lizard?😈

[@scotthinger6397]

I am so glad you're BACK!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@H_Hold]

0:55 Comes from the European descent of fighting dragons 🤟🔥

[@FlowerChild65]

White girl here, terrified of spiders. My brother owns a turtle and one of my aunts owns some kinda lizard, but I hide from both of them so terms and conditions do apply on those. We do love a good confrontation though. If you need an emotional support bright person in these situations, I got you. Also, Josh Droughtlander is gonna be over soon! Please tell me you'll be doing reactions again?!

[@simonesmit6708]

Just use a vacuum cleaner to suck up any spider. The force of the air will break their legs and/or kill them. And if that doesn't the dust in the bag will suffocate the spider.

[@victorwaddell6530]

@@simonesmit6708 Spiders are your friends . They eat mosquitoes .

[@hopecamel]

​@@victorwaddell6530 spiders are most certainly not your friend. F**k that homie

[@simonesmit6708]

@@victorwaddell6530 yes they do. I don't mind them but the vacuum thing is for people like a former friend who would wait till I would come over to use her bathroom if there was a spider in the tub. She had a potty chair and everything. The longest time was 3 days if I remember correctly.

[@stacybogert3400]

OMG you got me to 😂 1st thing in the morning. Thank you for that. I'm following now 😂🤣😂🤣

[@keithrichard391]

The Great John Madden(Raiders) was very afraid of flying! He always took the BUS

[@nemo227]

Madden said (in his book) that he wasn't afraid of flying but that he felt claustrophobic in a plane. My brother-in-law feels claustrophobic in the bedroom of my motorhome so he sleeps on the fold out couch. I'm probably not claustrophobic; my friend and I crawled 900 feet through a 2' concrete drainage pipe. I wished we had a flashlight . . . but what the hell would spiders, snakes, or rats be doing halfway up a dark drainage pipe?

[@keithrichard391]

@@nemo227 Yes, He hated flying with a passion!

[@mikeyob4271]

GO RAIDERS...

[@franklinkarrass5830]

Always brighten my day with your videos! Thanks Josh. 👍

[@charlessimmons6914]

After awhile those spam callers I start to mess with them my favorite "This is Joe's morgue you stab them we slab them" things get real awkward after enough were I don't get calls from them afterwards XD

[@user-vo3hi4fz6e]

Im so happy i found your feed! I love it! Makes my day!

[@BreakerInc]

This made me laugh so hard, OMG. I honestly have NO idea what your channel is, but I'm subscribing and watching more! XD Ow, ow my sides, so great.. One hell of a Comedian! Fantastic delivery!

[@lulumoon6942]

My Ambassador of all people! 👍😎🙏

[@heatherwade9683]

Damn dude you crack me up. Every one of these is true, too!

[@eddielarosa777]

We need more people like you Josh !!!! 😂

[@dallasburk3862]

This is Great You got the Style, Content . Brother So very True Stay-Safe Stay-Blessed

[@rosemarielee7775]

You can't be scared of the dark when you're so darn pale you glow.

[@iamatoaster2693]

I mean, you speaking truth.😂

[@13Phin]

Thank you so much for the laugh, I needed it

[@michaelpearsall8509]

I feel you wit dem 800 numbers brother. I won't answer them either. them 800 numbers scary as hell!

[@Southern-Deplorable]

Man if you ever get to Nashville, you need to notify your fans and do a meet & great!!! 😅😅

[@kristanricketts5028]

I fuggin love this 😂idk if its bc im a vegas in the 90s raised that we knew street waller is better than the widows making you pants a ground. I fugging love ya. Please, come to the kickback for seasoning and clapping, we need yall 💚

[@samwilliams1142]

Two days ago I walked past a three foot bull snake. Turned around and pointed it out to my dog. He is terrified of snakes.

[@happycactus]

I grew up in Arizona. I used to play with Black Widow Spiders. They were my pets on my back fence. I used to catch flys and throw them into the web and watch her do her thing. I was fascinated. It’s nature, and predation is just part of nature.

[@SonoraSlinger]

I'm an AZ guy. My house is covered in black widows. Never had an issue with them. They seem to chill with the geckos.

[@happycactus]

@@SonoraSlinger I just need to be careful for my dogs. When I see their tangled web of a mess, I know it’s black widows. I get rid of them so my dogs don’t get to them.

[@retha1875]

I have been scared of spiders since I was a child on the dairy and during the summer, you would see a shadow moving across the gravel road and it would be an army of tarantulas, that jump! But, once I lived by myself, I had to buck up and learn to handle those spiders myself.

[@maylnwood]

I don't know if I'm fearless, but I am an adrenaline junkie so I do risky things You had me cracking up tho

[@dallasburk3862]

To be Honest Josh Your Going to Hit the Celebrity level You got the Right track Energy and you Are Comedy is off the 🔗✔❗ I want to see you do stand up Comedy Anyone else Watching With the Ability Make Him Famous Sincerely, Dallas

[@forresthenry9535]

As to you’re point on fear of the dark, that could easily go very badly so do keep your guard up!

[@ironwallaby8189]

As a bright folk, this is hilarious!!!

[@sum12see]

We love you too,brother!

[@JeffO-h5p]

Fear is an emotion...courage is a decision

[@paulinesoares3594]

White woman here. I had pet snakes, rats and others. All I’m afraid of is a flying roach. I run and scream like a little girl.

[@RiverWoods111]

I love having lizards live on my front porch! Can't tell you how many times I have found frogs in my house. I name all spiders, frogs and critters that shouldn't really be in my house "Fred". My son killed a spider that was living between the wall and my bed once, and I asked him why he killed "Fred". So, I will kill black widows, and the likes, but if it is just a daddy long legs, they can stay. Oh, yes, I am glow in the dark white. That said, when you have lived on 1000 acre ranch you got not be afraid of things. Well, snakes, those things scare me, because I never see them till I am stepping on them. Sheesh!

[@nancyborden5860]

I fed raccoons lifesavers from my mouth. We're talking at least 10 of them and they were wild. Got to say, one used his little paws and one actually used his mouth to take it from my mouth. Back in the day, I knew no fear and neither did the raccoons. 😅

[@Fatherofheroesandheroines]

You told your woman the truth...I salute you sir lol

[@Ragnar676]

This is as real as we get... not a joke. I will walk right into the darkness of the woods with just the moonlight to see. In a darkness that you could have a hand in front of your face no further than an inch and can't see it. I'm the guy that tries to pick up the snakes and lizards and whatever else. I will pick up that number and talk smack not so much anymore cause I'm just not tryin to annoy or work myself up. Heck no, I'm not afraid of confrontation...yes I welcome it cause I wait for the days someone wants some of this hot mess I have to give. Nah I'm not afraid to talk about a female that I checked out or checked me out if I had a woman, cause I speak ofnit Ina way that i turn into foreplay with me and the one I'm with. Meanin I go she had me thinkin of you my love and hey got me to thinkin..da da da woo woo woo that's right girl is still love you.

[@jamesshindehite5599]

My man, you are crazy funny!

[@txgrizzlyvet1074]

Sir, Avoid confrontation? Hell yes, I'm married to a Cajun woman. That crazy little South Louisiana woman has this 6'2" 250 lbs. white Veteran of 23 years man scared. "You gotta sleep sometime!" Love your work on rednecks! Suggest you look into Cajuns, too

[@2afreedom60]

I have been know to put lizards on my ear lobes. They clamp down and hang there. Lol.

[@jeffcauhape6880]

Thanks! I needed a laugh.

[@tundradeer]

"You all walk in the valley of the shadow of nightness. Then look back and say, hey josh come on, its only deathly dark". 😂😂😂

[@joenorman8320]

Love you, Bro. Missed you. :)

[@3ron]

I will judge those afraid of spiders amd the dark. Lots of white filks be scared of one particular reptile, snakes. I find this hilarious.

[@RiverWoods111]

This right here! I enjoy lizards on my porch, don't want them in my house, but I do like them. I have had lots of frogs in my house; they dry up in a day or so and die. Spiders as long as they aren't the likes of black widows, I am fine. I will let them share the house with me. Snakes are just wrong!

[@FlowerChild65]

Can confirm. f*cking terrified of snakes.

[@Melissa-gw4ee]

I'm not afraid of most spiders around here (smaller than a quarter) but yep, I'm a-hundred-thousand-percent snake-phobic.

[@kerim.peardon5551]

You ought to come out to my house out in the country. Sometimes I feel like a walk or I need to get my steps in late and I will take a battery-powered lantern and walk down my driveway (about a tenth of a mile) and back again in the dark dark. There's moonlight and starlight and one porch light that only shines 50 feet or so from the house and that's it (which is why I have to take the lantern with me to see to walk). When the coyotes start to howl, I bet you'd climb a tree like a bear. LOL

[@andream1216]

I'm white I have a lizard 🦎 lol And I'm a night person, I'm awake at night and sleep during the daytime..love your videos found your channel last week ❤

[@erikbrantly4015]

We've got your back, bro!

[@Midwesterner]

Old white woman here. Yeah, spiders? NOT in my house, but they can live anywhere they want outside. Confrontation? Nope, I am very good at diplomacy, avoidance, and negotiation, I have to be because I can't run anymore. Looking around? Nah I am too old now to care and so is he. I have excellent night vision, but I do need glasses to read the small print now. Now, 800 numbers are fun to answer and mess with. The game is to keep them on the line as long as possible to waste their time! My husband's record is half an hour.

[@TinnyDee]

Ya, you oughta come to the south west. Your videos are talkin bout us!!🎉

[@jenniferpendleton8463]

I'm laughing at this at 1am on a nature trail with no light and the only weapon with me is my dog 😂 my only fear is I let go of the leash next time he tries to chase a coyote and I lose him

[@lisat9322]

You might lose him but he's sure going to find you. If you treat him well, he'll be looking for you forever.

[@jenniferpendleton8463]

@@lisat9322 he escaped from his harness once when my husband was walking him. He texted me to tell me and I ran to the front door planning to go look for him but when I opened it he was there and just walked right in with his tail wagging 🤣🥰

[@carolw24]

My house is surrounded by lizards, frogs, and geckos. I love them.

[@frankie1926]

My brothers would tell on themselves when they got home their wives thought they were joking. Lmao

[@lisat9322]

When I was a kid growing up in S. Florida, my little brother would always find every critter with more than 2 legs. One time he found a couple of those little bitty green lizards in the bushes outside the living room window. He put one up to each earlobe and they both snapped on LOL. They don't have any teeth to speak of but he shook his ears and they looked like earrings. This was 55 years ago and I still remember and laugh fully when I think of it. He also came home one day with a soda cup and a straw. He ran up to my mom and said look what I found! He was holding the straw up to her and was proudly showing off one of the biggest black widow spiders I have ever seen. My mother turned white as a cloud and almost passed out. Big brother came up behind him and knocked it out of his hand and it scurried off into the bushes. Because little guy was a scrapper, he and the big brother started scrapping. It was hilarious.

[@jeff8833]

I love the night, especially if it's cold. It is my environment and I have mastered it.

[@nathanbunten4299]

You should do rednecks walking off injury. This show is funny. Thanks

[@keithhartman9946]

Good idea! I walked off an aneurysm once and I don't even have a syde afeccs

[@thegreeninvasion5511]

Your Bright cousins appreciate you, Josh

[@NancyNNash]

As a “Bright Woman” let me say I am HORRIFIED of Frogs. Not afraid of anything else, just those evil little creatures !!!

[@blockmasterscott]

Damn, I never knew that brothers were afraid of reptiles. What about the sisters? BTW, your channel is awesome beyond words. 👍🤣🤣🤣

[@sheryljohnson6602]

My husband, who happens to be Black, LOVES reptiles. My 10th anniversary present from him was a 7 1/2 foot long Columbian Red Tailed Boa Constrictor. She was as much his baby as mine.

[@majinvegeta9280]

I love answering unknown callers. You never know what's coming. I love wasting their time

[@fallen605]

We love you so much

[@davidyoungquist6074]

Yup. Accurate, brother. Born, bred and raised hillbilly here. You got us.

[@StacyBaldwin-qv5cj]

He was talking about rednecks not hillbillies.

[@ServingVibes]

This was funny! I’m tired of everyone trying to be politically correct.

[@peytonhenny4814]

As a kid I didn't like the dark at my back. Always put a little extra effort in moving to the light.

[@SteelSmoker]

OH MY GOD....Preach it my man. These are absolutely fact. I fuck with those 800 numbers.

[@espgranny]

Lol...great laugh.

[@jeffstevens156]

I still think You are Number One. I’d hang out with You anytime.

[@billyray6913]

This is correct. Except for spiders. Haha

[@rclark297]

I had a pet tarantula when I was in 5th grade. I let it go after a couple of days 'cause I felt sorry for it. My bf stopped asking questions that he really didn't want to hear the truth. I grew up with 4 older brothers, so yeah, I'll get in someone's face. (I got ur back). Keep up the funny stuff, I needed to laugh.

[@kathymonica7516]

Lying to your wife josh just too funny

[@trudixiereb9611]

Lol😂 U nailed us.

[@MrClarissacain]

"The Dark" to be fair, my dude, I'm so pale I provide my own light source

[@M335h1]

I’ll die on the hill that snakes have heart. Also a female Bernese pythons body is the best head / neck support a human can ask for. Snuggle a Bernese python Josh, I’m telling you- best hugs. Only hugs you need a spotter for…

[@azking420]

Love your videos!

[@shannonpendergrass7206]

I love the term bright cousins.

[@slaaneshhedonite7068]

As a paleass cracker you were absolutely right on 1-4. 5, I just don’t answer my phone unless I know who it is. But great delivery. You seem to be a man that would be fun to have a few drinks and bull💩 with.

[@sethbrown8974]

I wish I could post a picture of all the flashlight batteries I have. 😜😂🤣

[@crazyburkey3677]

Spiders are to be respected, I like to know where they're at😂 That's the way my Jamaican wife is with amphibians 😂

[@jonnycoathanger8399]

Thank you for bringing me laughter. Since it's illegal to do so. Yes, I'm White.

[@justflippingwork8049]

On the phone, grabbing the lizard and pointing it at the spider like a nerf gun.

[@robertantolik2146]

Yeah I don't kill any creepy crawlies. Maybe a roach but everything else is mostly beneficial and won't hurt you if you don't mess with it