Applying for a Southern Card

[@ItsaSouthernThing]

Another way to get your Southern Card is to subscribe to this channel is you haven't already.

[@katherineknapp4370]

Done 😊

[@alostrich]

Co-worker is still stuck at the four-way stop so if y’all could add him to the prayer list that would be great.

[@deborahdanhauer8525]

Lol!!

[@amb1245]

❤️Bless his ❤️!

[@TM-lu7wb]

I can add him.....but the pastor is going to want to know if he has contributed to the church building fund. We are trying to build a new dining hall.

[@frankbarnett7688]

Quit y'alls waving. Who stops first goes first. Come on now, we invented figure 8 racing. We need to start using the knowledge gained from that.

[@revnook]

You told them to leave it. Since they didn't, I'm guessing this happened late Thursday or early Friday? Can't leave the tailgatin' truck parked alone for too long. Someone'll get that grill.

[@InvaderHog]

"you didn't get angry when I ignored you and you actually apologized to me" that is so legit- I am dyin

[@jorsh4934]

Fun fact, this also is step one for applying for your Canadian card. Also you must love putting gravy on everything.

[@needsbeer]

@@jorsh4934 And learn the word "EH!"

[@epiendless1128]

"I begin every sentence with an apology. Sorry that's the case, that's just British policy." - Professor Elemental

[@Serenade2461]

Pretty sure most Canadians could skip the manners portion of the test

[@paladinsix9285]

@@jorsh4934 Gravy & Vinegar! I've been to Canada 🇨🇦 about a thousand times.

[@gaoutlaw]

“Is there something wrong with Atlanta?” “Yeah, it’s full.” how true 🤣

[@ruthwallace6741]

So is Nashville and Charlotte. As a matter of fact Georgia and North Carolina are full, Florida is overly full and Tennessee and South Carolina are filling up fast.

[@MatronWisdom]

No truer words have ever been spoken before!!!

[@frankbarnett7688]

@@FlaMan991 Well, it's getting full of Californians and New Yorkers.

[@johnmarkconnolly6414]

And pretty much all of Texas. Just shut the borders.

[@edwardrhoads7283]

@@ruthwallace6741 But there is still plenty of space in Mississippi especially Northern Mississippi...

[@ErikOosterwal]

FYI - The rule at the four-way stop is that the person in the oldest, still-running pickup has the right of way.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Truth! It's like giving up your seat on a bus for the women and elderly. Respect.

[@prankmonkeyxs650]

that's me like 98% of the time and Mines only a 94

[@martinswiney2192]

I thought it was whoever’s brake pedal fades to the floor first.

[@collette9008]

Well, that leaves me out. My car is only an '07 Focus.

[@cariwaldick4898]

That wont' work if any of the trucks is a Texas Edition--those guys own the road.

[@bellehollins]

He never called the employee “sir.” And he’s applying for a Southern Card?

[@ADMusic1999]

True. If he were applying for a Californian card, he would need to ask the employee for his pronouns.

[@ocean.wxvess]

And he didn’t smile.

[@NWTejas]

No. That is the qualification for the "Native Southern" card. We relax the standards for the newbies.

[@allyourpie4323]

@@ADMusic1999 Slightly off. He'd have to be offended and write a bad yelp review for not hearing pronouns,but only for any place north of Orange County.

[@shadowmatrix0101]

Applyin' for one don't necessarily mean gettin' one.

[@derekschumacher6528]

I almost choked on my drink when he said Austin, Texas. FACTS

[@doctorivan]

San Antonio here. You speak truth. 12 years ago, it was fun occasionally driving to y'all's farmers' market. Now, it's just not worth the traffic.

[@HollyMoore-wo2mh]

🤣🤣 I know right?🤣 I’m going to chuckle on that for days. Orange and white. 🤣🤣🤣

[@margaretthemagnificent]

I had to leave in 2013 to take care of my yankee grandma. Is it really that bad?

[@derekschumacher6528]

I lived about an hour away, and going there was just a whole different ball game, and not in a good way. The culture is just not good.

[@HollyMoore-wo2mh]

@@margaretthemagnificent No ... it makes you the good guy.

[@SteakandKupcakes]

The reward for passing the test is priceless.

[@ThatBrubakerFellow]

Prewatch guess; biscuits and sweet tea.

[@miovicdina7706]

@@ThatBrubakerFellow I'd say, love.

[@keithjohnston5936]

It’s an honor to even take the test. Trust me on this one, y’all.

[@tomfoil5590]

4 days now. How long can a person survive without water? Maybe somebody should Google that.

[@ThatBrubakerFellow]

@@tomfoil5590 Only about a week.

[@andreamiller3578]

Native Texan here. That Austin swipe had me dying with laughter.

[@lindariley7037]

I'm from SE TX - lived in San Marcos abt 20yrs. Heard it & Wimberley changed a lot over the last 10 yrs.

[@jackrowe5571]

@@lindariley7037 my family's from Cut-and-Shoot, south of the prison in Huntsville, they lynched the last guy that passed through wearing orange

[@abufarsakh9919]

@@lindariley7037 another guy from San Marcos!!!!

[@sasquatchdonut2674]

Yup

[@snowpuppies1]

Rural NE TX here - same !

[@johnjohnson9100]

I don't understand why 4 way stops confuse people so much. Everyone knows right of way is determined by the size of your tires.

[@lf206]

And when in doubt, just let everyone else go first. Easy

[@oktoberdwn]

It's not that they confuse people. It's that we are all allowing the other people to go first at the same time. It's a quandary of manners. We don't want to be rude and go first!

[@darlenewright5850]

Ooooo... point goes to answer of tires!

[@johnwyman6331]

Real Southerners are sure to never, ever get or read the driver's manual from the DMV!

[@ThemissouriTraveler]

Nah. Biggest truck goes 1st.

[@FirstLast-qw7gh]

As a Canadian, I'm developing an ever greater affection for the South. God bless and keep you all.

[@inconnu4961]

But they dont have snow down there! you would die! LOL

[@thomasmiller4710]

You are welcome to come join us anytime. We love people who come from the North, provided they come down and don't try to make things like they were back where they came from. It is a realt concern in Tennessee in towns like Knoxville and Nashville, which are booming because of a great economic environment and low tax rates. However, if enough people move in who take advantage of those things but then begin to vote for the way things were back where they came from, the South will be like everywhere else. Native Tennessean and Memphian here, hoping you Canada folks can at least come see us at some point.

[@FirstLast-qw7gh]

@@thomasmiller4710 I'd be honoured to come down and enjoy some of your Southern hospitality some time. If God calls me to live down there, I'll go... but we have our own battles up here in the North. There has always been an enemy prowling around like a roaring lion looking for those to devour. ...Thanks y'all :)

[@grassroot011]

Well, bless you heart,, Ha

[@FirstLast-qw7gh]

@@grassroot011 May God bless your heart as well :)

[@KS-cz9qc]

“I thought that was the test!” “Mmm, no, I was just gettin’ to know you.” 😂

[@lucynunya8180]

I went to university in The North and when my roommate came to visit, I warned her “look you’ll get to know everyone, you’ll hear all about Aunt Edna’s bunions just standing in line at the grocery store.”

[@TheHawaiian97]

“I’ve got a coworker who’s been stuck at a four way stop for over four hours...nah he doesn’t know either just keep waving” 😂😂 why is this so true!!

[@edwardrhoads7283]

The correct answer is whoever is in the biggest hurry gets right of way.

[@nicktwolf]

I thought ti was whoever got there first or had the biggest truck.

[@mio.giardino]

That sounds like a “Canadian stand-off” as well.

[@arthurr8670]

I've never seen this issue up in the north east. You blink and those 3 other cars will be gone, and the cars behind them are about to go, with all of the cars behind you already annoyed.

[@krysqueenbee3415]

@@arthurr8670 and us visiting southerners sitting there about to cry waiting on our turn.....😑 lol

[@davidpickens8800]

The other tests are College Football, other Sports, Music, Hunting, Guns, Garage Sales, Auto Mechanics, other General Mechanics, Plumbing, Duct Tape, in Laws, Monograms, and Church

[@kaylawaters2691]

Specifically country music and shopping at Wal Mart and Dollar General too. Lol.

[@gardengatesopen]

And how to sweat gracefully.

[@chrisowens4550]

Its still shorter than the New Yorker tests. They've got 300 questions just on pizza.

[@eddieh1731]

You forgot fried foods

[@mikeorr3333]

@@eddieh1731 Will it fit in a fryer, yes or no- southern problem solved

[@angelarbab0091]

Matt is the most southern guy EVER, there must be a word for it when it is the maximum amount of southernness !:D

[@dawnreneegmail]

Masondixo-licious‼️

[@kathymurphy4721]

S2 (squared)

[@catherinelempke8451]

I once went from the Baltimore area down to Georgia for (US) Thanksgiving with my partner; we both were struck by the fact that suddenly people were polite again! It was like being back in Canada except it was sunny and warm and the food was AMAZING. I swear to god I didn't know you could put a patty between two grilled cheese sandwiches and legally sell it in a developed nation, but now it's almost all I think about. Aaaanyway, Georgia was wonderful, keep being polite, it's so appreciated.

[@inconnu4961]

I visited Toronto (among other Canadian cities) and Atlanta and didnt find them particularly polite. i think its a rural thing!

[@jeffduncan9140]

Unless you were in a more rural area, Catherine, they were tricking you in Atlanta. I am glad you had a good experience down this way, though.

[@prayingwifeandmama4251]

Now, if we could require all the tourists to be polite while here-that would be ahhhhhmazing!! Glad you enjoyed your visit!

[@RustyShackleford-gl1vi]

I was going to guess you were British but then you said Canadian. I don’t think I’ve ever heard an American refer to their significant other as partner. If a person is a partner then it’s used as something like a business partner or more of a professional meaning.

[@catherinelempke8451]

@@prayingwifeandmama4251 hahahaha, if you figure out how to do that, be sure to share the secret! There's a looooot of places that would appreciate that knowledge, I think.

[@blackkat2018]

Ik some people need theirs revoked (People who puts raisins in potato salad)

[@sallyphillips9175]

Eww.

[@blackkat2018]

@@sallyphillips9175 exactly

[@ccLA08]

Or tomatos in their gumbo!

[@DavidFletcher08]

Im sorry WHAT???

[@blackkat2018]

@@DavidFletcher08 yep crazy darn people it's an epidemic no a pandemic

[@johnmorgan1629]

Oh you poor thing, you only found out about the free card with the pot luck, after you finished the test. Bless your heart.

[@HollyMoore-wo2mh]

🤣🤣

[@SuperVstech]

I mean, to be perfectly fair, he did say going to the pot luck would be cheating...

[@hippzip14]

“No that’s Austin, Texas right now.” Preach it from the mountains.

[@joshfleurent924]

As a native and PROUD TEXAN, this hurts my heart to say, but it’s so damn true.

[@spacedredd]

@@joshfleurent924 I have to agree....

[@joshfleurent924]

@@spacedredd It’s a real shame man, it really is.

[@memememe843]

Take it back

[@joshfleurent924]

@@memememe843 Take what back?

[@TheDexterFishbourne]

"no, that's Austin, Texas right now" truer words were never spoken....

[@chefbanjo8139]

“Word to the wise, avoid orange and white.” Currently wearing orange and white.

[@averygrayce3810]

question was this against texas or tennessee

[@samuelp.1022]

Volunteers i think

[@kittysparklr6626]

You stole my comment! Lol!!

[@JPMJPM]

Thank you!

[@byronshort2757]

It’s against Tennessee Vols. lol 😂

[@sarabeth641]

Adam and Matt have such a great chemistry together. I love how Matt is a very clear southerner, but Adam can kinda shift. The interactions between the two are hilarious and very natural seeming.

[@deedevon7468]

I don’t even live in the south why do I love this channel so much

[@frankbarnett7688]

Cuz us southerners are just loveable people.

[@johnw2026]

Because it may be your destiny to move down here! 🙂

[@cassandrachenhalls3099]

I’mfrom Southern California but I don’t think that counts.

[@nancykelly5287]

I love it, too and I’m from Pennsylvania! They’re just plain hilarious!

[@celestef9727]

It's southern charm. And you've been touched by a southerner at some point in your life. Sweet tea, cornbread (but not the blue box kind), fried chicken with the meat and flour seasoned, gumbo, fried green tomatoes, shrimp and grits, a thank you card for a borrowed pen, a pie when your dog died. It's happened in some way, you just didn't know they were southern.

[@amel2784]

Y'all we need to pray for Austin.

[@jlyo1991]

That’s a wall Mexico would be ok with paying for.

[@thiscrazytangerine8954]

Bless their heart

[@pumpkin3.1415]

@@jlyo1991 I wouldn't mind my taxes going to walling off Austin, and also the western borders of Texas to keep the California's out

[@EricDurrant-k5z]

Go ahead, it'll work about as well as all those prayers to stop mass shootings.

[@amel2784]

@@EricDurrant-k5z What experience do you have in praying? How do you know what didn't occur as a result of prayer? Seeing a complete stop of evil requires something more than prayers by a few. The results of prayer are a lot like anything else, the more you put into it, the greater the results. Yet, we live in a world set upon doing its own thing regardless of God and unwilling to follow the ten commandments. When a society is filled with people who follow God's moral law, summed up in the ten commandments, there is far less evil, shootings, crime, etc. Obviously... even you could see this. That is the purpose of the moral code: to create a society with people who live in a safe and happy environment. And what does your pov have to offer about happiness and freedom from crime? Since it is your pov that is responsible for unleashing evil? By that I mean your pov hates, disregards, downplays and demeans all that stands for freedom from evil being expressed, and the result is what we have today.

[@lorieharris2776]

I want to see the granny go in for Southern card. When he gets to the "food portion" of the test, her pulling up the "Don't bring Jesus into this!" Stance and letting loose a diatribe of "I am a granny! I was raised by a woman who made dinners everyday outta 2 rocks and a chicken and somehow still had gravy and tatters on the table every night! I raised 2 dozen babies on corn bread and grits! I was featured in Southern woman's magazine best of recipes 19 times! I don't take ypur test on foods! You take mine!" Lol

[@Nova_Corps]

If she's referred to as granny, she would already have a southern card 😂

[@annap7678]

@@Nova_Corps Well, y’see, no one needed a card back when granny was raising-sorry, “rearing”-her kids. It’s a new thing for her, and I can tell she would not easily make peace with the idea. She would require ... concessions from the card purveyors.

[@debbiethomas2622]

Version I heard was she raised 5 dozen children, help feed another 12 families with those 2 rocks, some chickens, a few crawdaddies, biscuits, and gravy on the table every night. And that was after working 12 hours in a factory.

[@candyrachor4737]

If she is a granny and just now getting her southern card, the only state she is allowed to live is Florida. All old people getting southern cards were not born and raised in the south so they only get one state to retire in and even then they need to acclimate themselves for at least 15 years before they can be adopted into southern hood. Lol!

[@viniciuslima9430]

Are we all ignoring the Dolly Parton in front of the desk?!???!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am in love in this channel. As a person who just moved to Oklahoma and now transferred to Texas very informative.

[@haroldhenderson2824]

When in doubt, just turn right. Go a block (mile). Turn around and go thru the same 4-way stop. Repeat as needed. Sometimes, you just go back home!

[@cchhaadd]

block (mile) Yep, that's funny right there🤣 I hate trying to turn left outta the bank. So I take the right and the next right and the next right is about a mile to the KFC. Which I could walk to from the bank. Lol

[@tracywallace30]

Y'all should have the test online and at the end have a southern card to print out.

[@angieemm]

Yes, Texas is full as well. Also, I recommend maroon and white for your wardrobe needs. 😉

[@chrispeek8412]

Whoooooop!

[@macgriffyn]

Whoop.

[@ethanluttrell]

WHOOP!!

[@thewordlove4316]

with a 'T' - or an 'M'?? 💥🤯

[@annap7678]

Purple and gold is kind of royal, though. And we’ll throw in a King Cake!

[@MichaelHenriques]

Omg. I almost spit out my sweet tea when he brought up Austin.

[@big-onions-and-ogres]

Y'all are a breath of fresh air in these trying times....

[@markcaswell6812]

Lol the Austin thing was so accurate!

[@umeryazdani9677]

Explain?

[@chrisbishop1571]

Poor Austin

[@johnnabridges4874]

I totally lol 🤣🤣🤣 at that one!

[@paulaOyeah]

@@umeryazdani9677 Austin has seen a huge influx in progressives and liberals. It’s a trendy, happenin’ place, ya see. 😉

[@frankbarnett7688]

@@umeryazdani9677 Austin is the blueberry in the tomato sauce... It's not really "Texas" like most of Texas is. Go to Midland, Lubbock, Amarillo, or El Paso, then go to Austin... it's like a different country.

[@sburris65]

Southern born, southern bred, and Southern until the day I die.

[@phylmorgan4301]

I remember...American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. 🙂

[@bethshadid2087]

Yup Georgia girl here with kin in alabama 😁

[@DreamGyrl360]

@@phylmorgan4301 I used to say similar in reference to being a Texan: American by birth, Texan by the grace of God!

[@tcs07d]

Sweet tea and BBQ in my blood

[@sburris65]

@@tcs07d ..amen!

[@FitmartFitness]

Yes, there should be a study manual and required exam for admittance to the South.

[@CP025129]

The joke about not salting southern roads after snow isn’t getting nearly enough love! 🤣😉

[@leifmeadows3782]

As a Michigander, it had me dying.

[@labachaterairlandesa]

Here in Charlotte, we salt the main roads before it snows, but it always starts off as rain and washes it all away before the first flake falls.

[@sherimowery3251]

That’s what the 50° sunny day after the snow is for!!

[@faithcastillo9597]

Yep, Atlanta is full. My sister just moved there this year and got the last available spot.

[@chrisdupree8382]

Bless her heart! 🤣🤣🤪

[@faithcastillo9597]

@@chrisdupree8382 😂😂😂 She's back home in AL, now. Her hubby finally came to his senses.

[@obsidian00]

“Is there something wrong with Atlanta?!”. “Nothing, it’s just full!”. WHERE IS THE LIE???

[@catherinegarmon3027]

It's full of non Southerners!

[@impalamama7302]

Atlanta has been a Yankee town since Sherman....

[@cmcapps1963]

@@catherinegarmon3027 Yup. My family's lived in Georgia since before the "War Between the States" but I just moved to Atlanta. Everyone here says I'M the one with an accent. People back home always ask me if I'm still in Atl. When I tell them yes they shake their heads and say "bless your heart..."

[@jamiesmiles8312]

I loved this! Born in Tennessee - moved to South Carolina when I was 12. I am in my 50's now and SC is home. Yep, the rest of the South is kicking Austin out of the club! Need a video with: 1. Ya'll 2. Yes, sir/ma'am 3. Howdy, ma'am 4. The only thing between the South (as in SC) and Hell is a screen door 5. Hold my beer 6. I haven't see you since you were knee high to a grasshopper, and 7. Something to do with 4-wheelers. There's more, but this is a start.

[@avidreader4140]

Don't forget lovin' sweet tea

[@RiverWoods111]

This explained so much. I am not southern, I just got moved here by my old company. So many times, I pulled up to a 4 way stop, and I will be the last one there and everyone just waved me through. Me being from NorCal, I just went through. Thinking, "That is so odd! Why does everyone always wave me through the 4 ways stops?"

[@ziggiedean39402]

I literally just want to have a southern card😂😂 I am signing up for the membership just for that and because I love y’all so much👍🏼❤️

[@morehn]

This is brilliant. Start doing all regions of the US and you'll get the whole country relating to the humor.

[@masonpyle5929]

The college football joke was great. Same thing with the barbecue type.

[@cantocant2346]

We're gonna need a legal document stating you will name at LEAST one child a double first name.

[@nerdgeekcosplay909]

Or you have to name your first born child after your parents for me I already know my first born son will be named after my dad

[@ediebegonia]

One of my sisters is named after my mother. No brothers, so I was almost named Paula after Daddy. Instead, he named me after the sister who raised him after his mama died. Grandma named my aunt after two of her sisters. So my first and middle names come from my grand aunts and my aunt. On a side note, Jim Bob's my cousin and his name is actually James Robert. His daddy was James and our uncle was Robert. Points for double name, nickname and family names all in one?

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

I'm a little disturbed I didn't hear a single "yall" in there. Would have been 5x funnier if the one applying for his Southern Card gave an exasperated "yall!" when he dropped the test on the floor.

[@wayneeddy3261]

Or a frustrated "O' Bless "...🙈😂

[@KB-ke3fi]

You're right....ain't no ya'll in there.

[@ErikOosterwal]

All y'all ken kiss mah grits.

[@adamrandolph4003]

Everyone gives a standing ovation

[@ciannacoleman5125]

With only two people there someone would’ve had to have their southern card revoked for that though

[@lochinvar00465]

Stuck at a four-way stop. Don't know who goes first. Damn this is so true to life in the South!

[@ellier.537]

"I was just getting to know you". So fracking funny

[@DMS-pq8]

Texas needs to give a test to Californians before letting them move in

[@gardengatesopen]

YES!!! SO true!!! And reprogram their driving skills please.

[@gardengatesopen]

And then refuse their entry.

[@richdorak1547]

There are many Conservative Californians fleeing, too. They've had enough and can't stand it anymore. Give them first priority please. They're suffering must end.

[@markd5625]

@@richdorak1547 Only if California agrees to take 5 liberals for every conservative Texas takes.

[@ThunderStruck15]

Yikes, y’all.

[@thevictorianconservative1093]

This was brilliant! Absolutely needs a part 2 😁

[@Tapper27]

One of the best channels on KZbin

[@ironleafcabbages7628]

I’m a southerner who’s been transplanted to Idaho, I have driven on Ice once. I also have only crashed a car into a yard rock once. They may have been related. So I let my wife who grew up in Utah drive all winter b

[@JAG214]

The Austin, Texas bit is so true as a native Texan

[@achanwahn]

OMG, that Austin call out was so spot on 😂😂😂

[@dalekrebs]

You guys are awesome... without failure makes me laugh every time,

[@katethegreat4918]

As an Austinite, that attack on Austin really hurts... because it’s true! 😢😭

[@mjwinal]

Thanks!

[@Confron7a7ion7]

As someone who was born in NJ but has lived in TX, NC, and VA... IT'S THE FIRST PERSON WHO GOT THERE! It's faster for you to just take your turn! Waving at me to go first isn't polite, it's just HOLDING EVERYONE UP!

[@BTCAsia]

"Nah...that's Austin, Texas right now" ...so true - 75% of Travis County is no longer part of Texas, let alone the South.

[@JAG214]

Agree with that

[@EricDurrant-k5z]

That must be why real estate is booming there.

[@petersburg2]

I think we need a sequel to see what further hoops/tests poor Adam has to jump through :)

[@bethwhitaker8151]

Y’all NEVER disappoint!!!!

[@toddseales8222]

Nashville is still closed. Especially to New Yorkers and Californians.

[@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS]

Watching from Elmore County Alabama

[@cavtroopermunoz]

Austin has lost its Southern card, so true y'all!

[@heathersummerville629]

Honestly, I thought they lost it when they did the “cocks not Glocks” March. Who protests guns in Texas?! Austin. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@PolyBiBadger]

Oof I’m not surprised at that, I’m not from Austin but I live near it 😬

[@PolyBiBadger]

@@heathersummerville629 there’s been weirder protests in Austin

[@heathersummerville629]

@Al Dente When Texas passed the law that allowed concealed carry on campus, Austin decided to protest their offense. So they advocated for .. uh ... artificial male genitalia over guns. I mean... to each their own I guess... But I’d rather reach for a gun than a three foot long plastic male genitalia.

[@heathersummerville629]

@@PolyBiBadger Oh good golly yes!! I only hear about the ones that filter through, so I’m sure I’m missing A LOT of the more bizarre ones!

[@edeshmont84]

Yall r funny as hell. Please keep the content coming!!! Love y'all

[@meemeejg8552]

I absolutely LOVE this channel!!!!!!

[@sheneiaparks4745]

By the grace of God I was born with a southern card. But almost had it taken away when I had to move to California for a short time. But I got to keep it because I wasn't gone a year.

[@scekthies4587]

Watching this on my move to Alabama, gotta prepare I guess

[@sallyphillips9175]

"Don't wear orange and white." Guess he would know. *looks at shirt and tie*

[@kaylawaters2691]

So he is a TN Vols fan? Lol.

[@gardengatesopen]

Or a UTexas Longhorn fan! 😉 Thanks for telling people NOT to move to Austin! WAAAAY too many newbies here!!! We're all pretty crowded...

[@gardengatesopen]

@@kellykel4472 Thank You! We NEED those prayers!!!! Pray for the newbies to move somewhere else!!! Cedar Fever might help with that too. THAT'S something nobody tells you before you move here! Then it hits, and nothing but question marks, and complaints!! I've been living just outside of Austin proper for 20 years now, I just shake my head at them from afar... But we still only have one Lake to share with WAY too many people!!! It's like a giant straw is sucking all the water out of it every day!! You're smart to look elsewhere. And even with more people staying home this year, the traffic is still horrible. DFW isn't much better either! Wow. That's a whole lot of complaining! But it IS all true... 🥺

[@mikeorr3333]

You did notice the upset stomach look on his face when he discovered he had Vol colors on, right?

[@kimberlypennell7488]

They need to cut the Tennessee Volunteers jokes! Otherwise it's a very funny video!😆

[@alankoemel3168]

As we Texans call it, “The People’s Republic of Austin.”

[@tanguman2]

Amen, as a fellow Texan trying to explain to non-Texans why 90% of us have disowned Austin

[@amytorres5125]

Don't speak it's name (shudder)

[@tanguman2]

The place that shall not be named

[@tanguman2]

Non Texans dont realize that we only VISIT "TPTSNBN" out of either college football loyalty but even then more and more Texas college football fans are rooting for Aggies as less and less of Texas kids go to UT and head to AM

[@amytorres5125]

@@tanguman2 truth

[@writerbill1]

One of the test questions: what do you call Coke and Pepsi drinks? The only wrong answer is "pop"! 😂😂

[@jamesrogers1554]

Preach! I lived in PA for a while and every time someone said "pop" it was like nails down a chalkboard.

[@writerbill1]

@@jamesrogers1554 true story: once I had an airport layover in Detroit. I had time for lunch, so I bought a sandwich and a small bottle of coke. I looked at the receipt and it said "pop", and my brain couldn't figure out what it meant! 😄

[@frankbarnett7688]

@@writerbill1 That's when ya get out the phone and get a southern translator to figure out thoss people call cokes pop.

[@jesuslovesyou4400]

What about soda pop? Does that count?🤔

[@writerbill1]

@@jesuslovesyou4400 I think that counts... it's region- neutral I would say 😄

[@collette9008]

My daughter linked me to this channel and I liked this skit so much I subscribed. I hope that's ok. I don't want to be too pushy or nothing. 😆 🤣 😂 😹

[@tommyb261]

Northerners have manners southerners have hospitality.

[@dawnreneegmail]

Well said, but don't be a fly on the wall when Yankees leave that hospitality as when one considers 'bless your heart' code for a curse rather than a blessing you get my drift. Personally, I think this Yankees' comments 50 years ago to southern coworkers is still reverberating and it went like this after being verbally labeled a Yankee:"well ( ya gotta start off slow in the south,) well if y'all went to London, you'd be Yankees too💯💁🏼‍♀️‼️ silence 😉🤭

[@fhuber7507]

Where was the "Bless your heart!" when he was unable to answer his team affiliation? That's minus 25% right there.

[@frankbarnett7688]

Red Raiders! Guns up!

[@annap7678]

So true! I can’t believe they missed that!

[@DavidMcCoyII]

Ouch on Austin. Very very true, I can feel it in my spirit every time I'm forced to go there

[@nightstargill]

Can Irish people apply for a Southern Card? I've been watching these videos for ages and I feel so much of the South relates to how Irish people act.😂

[@deborahdanhauer8525]

Of course you can, half of us in the south trace our ancestry back to Ireland or Scotland. It wouldn't take no time to get you trained up in southern habits and mistakes. You'd be a natural.😊

[@jamesrogers1554]

Maybe you can apply for the Southern Auxiliary? A lot of Irish and Scots-Irish historically settled in the South so there is a fair cross-over of culture.

[@frankbarnett7688]

Yea, strangely enough you Irish folks are basically the southerners of Europe. Y'all fit right in down here. We love you guys. I'd also say the same applies to Hungarians. Y'all are pretty culturally compatible with us.

[@rabbit_scribe]

Not for nothing Margaret Mitchell named her heroine's family "O'Hara"

[@jackrowe5571]

Irish need only apply if their family originated south of country Sligo and they never cheered when Notre Dame made a TD against Bama.

[@jimtownsend7899]

That guy looks like he's from New York. Bless his heart.

[@AdrianSanabria]

“just avoid orange… or white” - as a 30+ year Knoxville native who lived in a UTK dorm in 1998-1999, I enjoyed this

[@marshallwoodlock3213]

The Austin texas thing is spot on.

[@iamnojedi99]

I’m watching this at 1am, and I’m trying not to laugh so loud I wake my family up😂😂😂 I had some friends that were from he north and they ain’t no where CLOSE to having a southern ID. They don’t understand our way, so they quit being friends with me 🤣

[@TexAgsArmyVet]

"I would avoid orange and white" As an Aggie fan I love this. Horns Down

[@marvel.sylllogonia7934]

My BBQ which is my mama's recipe is the dry rub then some vinegar and brown sugar and then you melt it and then you have the perfect barbecue sauce ever and if you put it on a Boston butt it makes the best pulled pork ever

[@iteagle03]

Can't get a Southern Card if moving to Austin, TX. 😂

[@keithjohnston5936]

Sean Hiatt- I hear they are considering revoking your Southern Card if you move to Austin. Or drink Perrier.

[@meilekothefox6238]

You can get a card if you go to Paris, Dublin, Las Vegas, Columbus, Seabrook, Brownsville, and Atlanta TX.

[@Michael_Livingstone]

I have a lot of Southern culture to learn before I move to Texas from Alberta.

[@janettamcgee8124]

Come on down. We're really friendly as long as y'all don't try to change us.

[@Michael_Livingstone]

@@janettamcgee8124 Nope won’t be attempting to change folks in a new place. I totally get that. Alberta is the Texas of Canada so by nature we are similar.

[@MegaCujo69]

Born Southern And proud of it Go Tigers! Clemson that is

[@AmandaFromWisconsin]

GO PACKERS

[@hemaccabe4292]

As someone who moved to Richmond recently after a life in the north this video is especially enjoyable to me.

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

With the getting stuck at a crossroads with multiple people the priorities are turning right, going straight on then going left. Unless you are going left and the person opposite is also going left neither of you should be blocking each other and you can both go. Now if you do get stuck in a situation where both of you are waving turn you head lights off the other person will start to move and then you can turn them back on a get to driving again. I'm not from America but I do have to drive down a single track road every day and I know how to get around too much courtesy.

[@scotthenning2890]

LOVE it. Glad I didn’t have to take a text when I lived in the south LOL 😂

[@YourFunkiness]

The 1500-page test is just hazing. You don't get your Southern card until no one can remember you moving from somewhere else.

[@kaykerley8786]

They will never not remember that you were once a Yankee, never!!

[@annhenry3135]

Exactly. My mother is from a extremely small town in Tennessee. If you moved there the day after you were born, you would always be considered an outsider.

[@CyberchaoX]

​@@annhenry3135That's child's play. In _my_ town, if you don't have at least one parent who lived in town since they were a baby, *you're* an outsider. The type of town where you walk into a funeral home to pay respects to a casualty of the COVID-19 pandemic and are immediately greeted by a Confederate flag. Care to guess what state I live in? Yeah, you wouldn't get it if I gave you 25 guesses. You probably wouldn't get it if I gave you _40_ guesses, maybe not even with *45*, because it's a state that most outsiders don't even realize _has_ any rural areas. ...That's right, I live in New Jersey. But if you look at a map, we're further south than you think.

[@DocR16]

I was so happy when I got my southern card

[@chattphotos]

I would definitely be in the 50% group for The Full Southern test.... My southern card is in danger of being revoked every year depending on the progress of my German lessons, British accent, and French cooking...

[@LeiSnows]

As a virginian, I need a southern card because we get called northerners half the time

[@greyfiveys]

So true

[@aly3753]

same! so glad i’m not the only one!

[@authorlydiagreen1862]

Exactly, Richmond Virginia

[@adamshelton1957]

Never been called a northerner and I live in Southern Virginia

[@jadeblues357]

So do Floridians even if we’ve lived here for over 30 years 😎

[@miguelgarcia2805]

When he said that's Austin Texas right now I couldn't have agreed more. I'm a Texan and can whole heartedly say Austin is not apart of Texas anymore

[@kennethd.christy6326]

Because no part of Texas ever decided it wanted to be different. Just be glad they aren't forming their own state General Santa Ana.

[@kathleenkirchoff9223]

It used to be a joke but now I truly fear for my daughters' safety working in that town.

[@WallysGirl123]

I say the exact same thing! How dare them mess with our Texas Hill Country!!!

[@JPMJPM]

Why do you feel that way about Austin?

[@amytorres5125]

I cannot stand Austin! Despite it!

[@lizettepecina997]

The Austin one is so accurate it hurts

[@CenterPorchNP]

No driving through Atlanta. I will go to Bama first. Dry rub for grill and mustard based for liquid. Roll Tide Roll.

[@staciecarverd8136]

These sketches are wonderful. Thinking about moving down south, and I guess I must figure out what BBQ team I'm going to be on..... Haven't tried them all, and I reckon I'd better.

[@dawnreneegmail]

Good language development on your part with 'reckon'💯

[@RH-tv9hk]

"We got a potluck in there!" 😂 Oh I wish I could go to a southern potluck. Ooh, put it on my lifetime goal list

[@avidreader4140]

Be prepared to be stuff at the potluck. Because everything will be super tempting. Also gallons of sweet tea and lemonade will be there for sure.

[@jjudy5869]

What are you bringing?

[@RH-tv9hk]

@@jjudy5869 I'm afraid whatever I bring would not be worthy amongst a fine southern spread. Then again, I can make a mean peanut butter pie.😃 I've been told my mac n cheese stacks right up to a southern Grandma's, but I wouldn't dare attempt that!

[@dawnreneegmail]

Savannah Georgia trip I ask the cabbie where's good eats and mentioned Food Network's Paula's place. Dude poo-pooed that thought right outta the chute ( hometown gal, too bad huh.) Instead steered me to a farmer table place that was line out the door to be seated, cash only as I later found out. 1st the all you can eat sitting at a large table ( pre 2020,) with new friends trying all the best foods the south has to offer can't be beat. It get's better, upon realizing I needed cash I didn't yet have in hand, they sat me anyway and allowed me to return to pay. Lived south of the Mason-Dixon for a minute and have to say theirs was the best example of true Southern hospitality to this yankee eva💁🏼‍♀️‼️🕊️

[@kennetth1389]

Just about shot Dr Pepper out my nose when y'all got to Austin. Oh... and GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

[@annap7678]

Yes on the Tigers!!! 🐅🟣🟡🟪🟨🟣🟡🐅

[@carrolltravels]

Four way stops here in Texas (Waco), always seem to end in a politeness standoff, where everyone is telling the other person to go, giving the right of way. We all know that the person who goes first is going to feel like the rude one. You gotta love the South, but I wouldn't have it any other way!

[@llamasugar5478]

I would probably go first-so no one else has to feel bad doing it. Just like how I’ll go up and take the first piece of sheet cake because everyone’s waiting and it’s getting silly. Even though I don’t eat cake.

[@truckercarter09]

This channel is absolutely legendary😂

[@shayna4444]

The DMV I took my driving tests at in Florida was soooo strict and nitpicky, they failed me maybe 3 or 4 times before I could finally pass it the way they wanted me to the 4th or 5th final time. The written or computer test, I took it on the computer for my permit I believe was super easy and I got no question wrong.

[@lethalloggerhead7445]

“That’s Austin Texas right now” priceless