Comedian Josh Pray finally goes on a fishing trip with Gary from his neighborhood and he has some great hilarious insight!
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@dracomeme79455 жыл бұрын
As a white person I can verify that this video is very accurate
@TheNinjasniper125 жыл бұрын
I really wonder how many people that actually like this fellow white people
@bmoutdoors68705 жыл бұрын
Draco Meme agreed.
@FoxxFire915 жыл бұрын
Seconded lmto
@dracomeme79455 жыл бұрын
@Devils Advocate True from what I can remeber of the last time we went fishing, we brought a big ass cooler full of sandwhiches in stuff
@billiamcoble90415 жыл бұрын
Draco Meme agreed
@acain68035 жыл бұрын
CRABS are the spiders of the sea.
@BreeKayBe5 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@kristenheuer56765 жыл бұрын
Haha
@isaac13d5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, except water spiders have claws
@morrisonadams92205 жыл бұрын
And are delicious. Little bit of butter or sushi
@panthertats60925 жыл бұрын
true but they taste much nicer
@SlimJimActual5 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of comedy I love. Everyone coming together whatever race, culture, religion and having a good time joking about stereotypes. It's all in good fun. In my opinion it brings everyone closer
@rickflippin15 жыл бұрын
We all do it’s time for a resurgence in common sense
@nogoglobal5 жыл бұрын
Agree..
@beverlybalius93035 жыл бұрын
It does!!! Comedian s joked like this in the 70’s....
@themanicman84585 жыл бұрын
C D it's the comedy we need
@themanicman84585 жыл бұрын
4holePatriot I have two modes when it comes to dealing with people I either won't talk to you hardly other than the base Essentials or I'll give you crap on The Daily and not get pissy whenever you give me crap and if you can laugh it off you stay in the ladder camp if you can't laugh it off you go to the former take a guess which ones I like and which ones I don't
@radradR0bot5 жыл бұрын
On paperwork when it asks ethnicity I'm going to check "other" and write in "Bright"
@radradR0bot5 жыл бұрын
Like 100% for real
@kristenheuer56765 жыл бұрын
Lol
@zdh82085 жыл бұрын
😂
@Thalanox5 жыл бұрын
It'll probably help out, a bit. At least for affirmative action purposes.
@valeforedark5 жыл бұрын
You know
@robmerrill34605 жыл бұрын
"the sun is not racist" almost fell out my chair
@isdrakon98023 жыл бұрын
Due to how he spoke about the sun be doesn't sound like he's from Florida, we generally day "fuck you do your worst" to the sun
@y2kmadd5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think it would be aweaome to hang out with Josh?
@redneckdog28055 жыл бұрын
I will teach him to gut out a dear in five minutes. He will be green after that lol .
@Jamac0075 жыл бұрын
Nah ...sounds like Josh complains too much
@michaelray55955 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure I could handle it...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cathart81625 жыл бұрын
I love him...real man!
@raspberryjam37245 жыл бұрын
Oh, man. I wish.
@tsloan21005 жыл бұрын
He let you use his Orvis? That's a high honor.
@aaronpower9985 жыл бұрын
Very true especially a Helios
@sweynskarilsen91055 жыл бұрын
I've got that rod. Love it.
@jameslaiola49763 жыл бұрын
Damn rite. We don't ever let the wives touch that 😂
@alexanderhanksx3 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@sintraficusgeneralof5thbat9223 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna tell you right now brother he sees you as family and you are now part of his family and that's the right damn truth
@mr.ovenbox49415 жыл бұрын
I can verify that it is hilarious when someone is afraid of fish.
@shonec12345 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier when they start crying because they can't see land
@mr.ovenbox49415 жыл бұрын
@@shonec1234 100% In agreement haha.
@pictishwarrior10555 жыл бұрын
I die from laughter when anybody is scared of baiting their own hooks.
@pictishwarrior10555 жыл бұрын
some random guy only if they grew arms, hands, legs, and able to live and breathe out of water would I be afraid of it. I would then ask if you've been fishing in Chernobyl lately.
@saltedcashews2695 жыл бұрын
Pictish Warrior live grasshoppers are great bait to give those folks hahaha
@tylerreed6105 жыл бұрын
Don't forget when you inland and fishing and your white friend says "I know a great spot" it's probably miles away from anything in the middle of the woods.
@chrisboz84235 жыл бұрын
Definitely and better hope nobody is in the secret fishing spot. That's when shit goes down
@sweynskarilsen91055 жыл бұрын
Every single one of my spots is in the woods about an hour away.
@Keihryon5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we find spots like that when we are burying the bodies ;D
@joshuakeys4114 жыл бұрын
I used to fish with Westly and Pete (black guys) they were the ones who had us going to god only knows where to fish in "The Spot" Worst fishing ever But best times!
@shannonyep35474 жыл бұрын
So true 😂
@goliathcleric5 жыл бұрын
Sandwiches, sandwiches, hot dog, hamburger, and sandwiches. The 5 main food groups.
@Aj-yg9pz5 жыл бұрын
Meliodas The Sin of Wrath aren’t hotdogs basically sandwiches?
@gavinhirt52315 жыл бұрын
Fried chicken plus its bait
@brinalee33625 жыл бұрын
Lol
@joelrogers85305 жыл бұрын
you missed pork, beans, and lard. ;)
@gavinhirt52315 жыл бұрын
@@joelrogers8530 oh shit i forgot lol but thats for overnight lol
@OldF10005 жыл бұрын
Mr Pray if a bright person ask you to hold their beer please for your own safety take a few steps back ; )
@Jen-zk9se5 жыл бұрын
CD S - That’s some golden life advice right there 🤣
@Andy473575 жыл бұрын
you forgot the “and watch this!” part of the statement
@gavinhirt52315 жыл бұрын
Lol hay ya ll watch this is the worst as they hand you a beer and thiers
@beverlybalius93035 жыл бұрын
CD S lol!
@rdolan25 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!!!
@sc2toplay5 жыл бұрын
Sir, first let me say, "You are AWESOME"! We need more people like you in this world, if we had more people like you, this world would be a much funnier, lighthearted place. You my friend could solve the division in this country just with your comedy. Please never stop, we all need you, and your humor.
@kencramer16975 жыл бұрын
Josh, Gary took it easy on you. :) You got a easy intro into fishing open water. Just wait until he takes you a bit further out and hands you a pole with straps that go around your shoulders and belts you into the seat. Just a heads up. If he hands you a strange looking belt with a piece of plastic on the front that looks like it is for holding your beer or soda. PUT IT ON! It may look goofy, but when you are tied to that pole and strapped into the chair, your baby maker and his two friends will thank you for having it. :)
@kencramer16975 жыл бұрын
@Mr T We might want to wait until his third trip fishing for him to stand up. LOL Can't wait for him to pull up a small shark and then pull a "screaming Jesus" (hollering like a teenage girl taking on a spider while making carl lewis look slow as he "runs" back to shore)
@fendranm29145 жыл бұрын
Ken Cramer Jesus can walk on water, though. So, maybe running back to shore won’t be figurative
@hillie475 жыл бұрын
Ken, your comment just cracked me up!
@ztwilkerson5 жыл бұрын
11 people didn’t like this because they ain’t been fishin’
@Costanza20144 жыл бұрын
Maybe it is because he does not just state - Fishing with my friend, or fishing with my buddy, or fishing, or out fishing with his Brah. Just an observation. When someone places a color into something no matter the person it is now able to be treated as a Politically correct statement. I go fishing with my buddy would be just the same.
@Iconhulk3 жыл бұрын
Demonrats
@tomrose62923 жыл бұрын
Or mabey they didn't have black friends to take like josh and I do lol
@tomrose62923 жыл бұрын
@@Costanza2014 copy that larry!
@chasehaley48795 жыл бұрын
"That sun is not racist!" I have watched this maybe 7 times.
@kkttss19285 жыл бұрын
I know 4 black guys that offshore fish. #1 they won't take their life vest off (which is safe) #2 they won't anchor out (afraid they won't get it back) #3 they won't turn the engine off (afraid it won't crank back up) #4 won't throw back undersized fish #5 each have there own cooler for fish ( no splitting fish up) Four of the funniest guys I know
@drinkthekoolaidkids5 жыл бұрын
Got that not turning the engine off thing right .
@stayhumble.56864 жыл бұрын
#4 lmaoo everythang gets fried up I'm sorry
@H8er-Maker3 жыл бұрын
My buddy will not go in boat if there is any sign bad weather. We drove 6hrs to San Diego for 1½day trip, he stayed on pier while we went out cuz it was sprinkling the night we left.
@quintonmiller82663 жыл бұрын
@@H8er-Maker Lol. Smart
@DevotedDisciple-x4 жыл бұрын
Lmao!! It's so true! As a whitey, I can verify that once your fears are out in the open, we are relentless and find it hillarious! 😂
@elizabethtimothy47765 жыл бұрын
You are curing sadness, depression, hatred, racism, ignorance and lots more without even trying. OMG, never laughed this hard on a KZbin video, my ribs hurt with tears of laughter on my face! Thanks so much Sir Josh.
@squarewheel15875 жыл бұрын
Josh, your comedic timing and delivery are on point.
@jamesbrinley84535 жыл бұрын
yup us white folk fishing gear ratio is like 15 rods and reels per person in the house. we got you covered bruh. you just being the food.
@rybru69755 жыл бұрын
i hope you meant bring* haha Edit: I even messed this up
@jamesbrinley84535 жыл бұрын
Bass Bear Oops my bad I mean bring not being. we won't eat ya partner. promise. although I know a few that might consider it lol.
@arklytte5 жыл бұрын
True. Growing up, we had at least 10 rods per family member, more reels (if the big ones are biting, you dont have time to re-spool a reel in heavier line, you just swap reels), and literal hockey duffel sized bags of weights/hooks/lures/jigs/spinnerbaits/crankbaits/etc/etc. And that was just for lake fishing. There's even more crap for when you hit the open ocean! Though...we always brought a decent amount of food along. You need LOTS of water when you're fishing, but if you dont eat at least *something*, you'll pass the hell out.
@jamesbrinley84535 жыл бұрын
Ark Lyte absolutely and every rod and reel is set up for different fishing situations. one for fishing on the bottom. one with a cork. one for live bait. one with cut bait. and so on and so forth. gotta be ready for any situation. lol
@robertstorms62035 жыл бұрын
I'm 3 rods short of 15....... gotta step up my game
@maxxmaxwell90515 жыл бұрын
Josh you are one of the funniest guys i have ever listened to. Thank you for your stories.
@jondecarbonel81585 жыл бұрын
I can see the shhhh... It's the VIKING BLOOD in us, as far as we can go! 😎👌
@darrenlowry5165 жыл бұрын
Comedy reflects real life and you do it perfectly.
@Kcali1115 жыл бұрын
Darren Lowry Straight truth
@elementaldrake5 жыл бұрын
As a Bright nerd GM. I can verify. Yes. We will totally make a game out of your fears. It's more fun if you can laugh too. It's not like we're sadistic or anything
@wills2425 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna hold in the sun and the lords gonna bake it just for me, Gary?! 😂😂😂
@mainelytrees46665 жыл бұрын
You keep me cracking up my dude. Literally laughing out loud. Alone. In my garage.
@prophetic03115 жыл бұрын
I love this humor, celebrating differences is gteat, I got a few black friends who be scared of camping. Love ya dude!
@gina975603 жыл бұрын
Hell I’m white and afraid of camping 😂😂😂
@DutchBane5 жыл бұрын
This is actually very good! I hope more people will get to know more about bright culture and take part in it. We have a lot to give and we are happy to do so❤
@shonec12345 жыл бұрын
Man this reminds me of a time I went fishing with my cousin. We brought another person with us and he got scared as hell when the land disappeared on the horizon. I laughed watching that grown man cry.
@robshef19033 жыл бұрын
Can't tell you how many laughs and smiles you've gave me Josh pray. Thank you and God bless you and your family.
@bigmanracing3005 жыл бұрын
Seagull said Too Far . Lmao
@TheNinjasniper125 жыл бұрын
I lost it after that statement LOL
@Jusyabitdifferent115 жыл бұрын
I screamed lol
@cynthiainezgonz69065 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@MECX34905 жыл бұрын
Josh you are a lot of fun...thanks for your commentary on life! We all need to have more fun about our differences!
@juul9995 жыл бұрын
Every one of these videos is 100% accurate and hilarious.
@JeremyCheuvront5 жыл бұрын
You have such a great blend of funny and truth. Every one of your videos is so good I share it with someone.
@carlenegzjh89605 жыл бұрын
Josh you are so funny, and you made me laugh during my journey. It sometimes was the only way I really laughed making light the dark and heavy of life. Thank you! God bless you too!
@paulbooth57785 жыл бұрын
I like that you recognize we are different and have a good attitude and sense of humor about it
@118chosen95 жыл бұрын
Josh, you are amazingly funny, I love you brother!
@Troll_Spanker5 жыл бұрын
These are the funniest videos! The trips with the most hardships when you look back were always the most fun!
@Zepfan3215 жыл бұрын
"Who gone get dis fish off dis string?" Hahahah great
@paulbryan7505 жыл бұрын
You have got to be the funniest man alive!!!! Keep to coming. Been telling er body I know to listen to you!
@bushdidnineeleven54185 жыл бұрын
I looked at him he looked at me we looked at each other I'm dead
@alanh86643 жыл бұрын
I love your humor. Makes me proud there are Americans like you.
@ethanp79115 жыл бұрын
You gotta go hunting with your light skinned friends!! That will be perfect for a video!!
@kylesonsalla76205 жыл бұрын
He has, look it up
@darkdave19985 жыл бұрын
You mean bright friends
@wikidclownchris5 жыл бұрын
I think that was actually the first video of his I saw 😆
@cynthiawhitlow65874 жыл бұрын
You are one of my favorites you are hilarious!!!!!!
@boycpunk5 жыл бұрын
Think that's bad bring yourself up north and go ice fishing
@stevenkyle97115 жыл бұрын
b.o.y.c punk I married a lady in Maine and moved up to Maine. She's excited to carry me ice fishing this year.
@VentrueMonarch5 жыл бұрын
Josh would die.
@beesnort49445 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah! Tip up town!
@PsychoKittee15 жыл бұрын
@@beesnort4944 ... I've lived in Michigan my entire life- I wouldn't survive Tip Up Town.
@ryanholland19465 жыл бұрын
Fishing in a ice house is easy... They have tv's, kitchens, well they have everything on the ice in Minnisota.
@Redsteel0544 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who died when he mentioned the seagull? Sh*t was hilarious 😂😂
@justin1martell5 жыл бұрын
Leather black I died
@bff13165 жыл бұрын
Us half Mexicans turn black also. Sunscreen should be used.
@129jasper1 Жыл бұрын
Buddy, you are running a master class in human relations. Well done, and God bless.
@danrich925 жыл бұрын
# 2 is so true. Me and my buddy went on a camping trip with one of his coworkers, a chicano dude named Alexis. 2nd day in we took my canoe out into a very small bay near our campsite. At some point as we neared the mouth of the bay, Alexis informed us he couldn't swim- nor had he ever been on a boat of any kind. About a minute later the tide started coming in surprisingly fast, the waves turned us sideways and the canoe rocked bath and forth aggressively, threatening capsize every few seconds. Alexis was fearing for his life while me and my buddy were laughing hysterically. Because there was a sandbar not 20 feet away and Alexis is 5' and maybe 120 lbs. Anyways we kept it upright, landed on the sandbar without spilling beer OR getting the weed wet. Hung out there till things got calm enough to get back to the island where our camp was. And Alexis is still alive as far as I know. I hope this story is anywhere near as funny in text as it was IRL. TLDR: Alexis didn't make it.
@paulmoss79404 жыл бұрын
Love your disposition. Wish everyone had your attitude.
@danvanf5 жыл бұрын
Keep it up, you're a funny dude and from what I know about brighties, you's on it. Funny stuff and educational at the same time.
@gina975603 жыл бұрын
Love this ! We have cultural differences that we can all laugh about ! Thank you Josh , you did a great job .
@ruach96805 жыл бұрын
Hey JP. I discovered you today. You're awesome. Stay that way. PTL.
@bethcarden48915 жыл бұрын
Sir, you are my favorite comedian. Funny as hellyeah!
@darksideemt5 жыл бұрын
You had me cracking up hard on this one. This is one of my top 5 of your vids.
@rebelwithacause73345 жыл бұрын
I can barely breathe because you said you had the fish thrown at you and you're reaction was hilarious!
@Capricorn00845 жыл бұрын
Yesss fishing is life, camping too! I needed this laugh... great video 😎👌🏽
@firetiger48494 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooooo your absolutely hilarious and hit the nail on the head 😆 😂 💖
@KB91YJ405 жыл бұрын
There are sandwiches and cookies on MY ship.
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_5 жыл бұрын
Coif bars and meat sticks are what I usually carry on my boat... and a five gallon jug of water. (And a tarp, spare rope, and something to start a fire... life is hard, it’s harder if the weather makes you beach your boat in southeast Alaska and you weren’t prepared).
@chocolateex19075 жыл бұрын
Nice
@bdogsvids36505 жыл бұрын
I have vienna sausages ships a turkey sandwich and dr pepper when i go fishing
@fionarose70875 жыл бұрын
Love your humor. So positive and upbeat 👍👍 lol. And accurate.
@christianlvebst15 жыл бұрын
"Fish is the spider of the sea" 😂😁😂 learn something new everyday. Love the content hilarious✌
@umarae27 Жыл бұрын
It feels so good to laugh! Thank you for being you!
@olszewskijake70735 жыл бұрын
The ending was the best. You are a good man/person.
@cathart81625 жыл бұрын
First I would like to tell you Josh... I love that you love everyone. ..may God Bless you and your family...thank you...thank you, cat
@notbho5 жыл бұрын
As a person of bright hue, I can verify we like to exploit our friends fears
@griffithk5 жыл бұрын
You may quite be the funniest man alive! Love the stuff you do!
@ironwolf98765 жыл бұрын
You need to go fishing with Italian White folk. You'll probably have like 10 sandwiches, chips, cookies and God knows what else.
@jasonsimon71305 жыл бұрын
I grew up fishing on boats, always had sandwiches and snacks. Also brought everything you needed for shore lunch
@teresajohnson77275 жыл бұрын
YES!
@rdolan25 жыл бұрын
Josh, from one of your new white homies, I love ya man. Your humor is freakin awesome. Thank you for the laughs.
@seanschriver15435 жыл бұрын
"I can still feel his gills on me"...🤣
@WhittsOfTheDim5 жыл бұрын
Ok I’m on the floor laughing, this guy has everything pegged on spot. I’m going to binge watch now so good luck not pissing yourself listening to josh’s rants!
@BladeSC745 жыл бұрын
This was one of your best so far.... too funny aaand true lol love the seagull bit ha..... toooo far😁 but most importantly love your outlook and personality! God bless, bro. Subscribed!
@indigill44175 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!!! Josh is fricken' hilarious!!!!! He seriously needs a legit comedy show.
@MrSirwolf20015 жыл бұрын
You're scared of fish? I guess that your friend forgot to tell you that snakes swim ...and Florida has quite a few species. Just saying...also...Florida...Gator...gators will swim in some salt waters...Happy Fishing!
@MelB8685 жыл бұрын
How can you be scared of fish?
@ralfie88015 жыл бұрын
Mel B All salt water fish have teeth, like a chain saw, and they know how to use them to escape.
@Bhennessy335 жыл бұрын
I'm white, and I find the man hilarious! I can't stop watching!
@daveyponderosa95495 жыл бұрын
Sir Josh, You’re awesome, I love your vibe and your humour. P.S. I’m white, I have bows and fishing rods. You can come out with me anytime. P.S.S. Remember the first rule of archery though. 😉 Hahahaha Peace
@troykleinebreil14482 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy your comedy. You are a funny man. Thank you for sharing your humor .
@brokeboymotorsports56745 жыл бұрын
I bring 3 rods with me and too many lures and lots of bait so I got u covered
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_5 жыл бұрын
my dad if I’m going fishing I get everything on the boat an hour early, then put on a rubber glove and reach down in the water and yank a clump of tube worms off the dock, then cut the worms out of the tubes and into half inch long chunks and use them as bait for surf perch under the docks... I keep the surf perch alive in a bucket and when I reach where I’m fishing I throw them on big hooks to catch rock fish and halibut... No need to have a lot of lures when nature provide free bait... and Alaskan water provide plenty.
@mattandnatesreptileworld5 жыл бұрын
No lie dude you have me rolling got you a new follower keep them coming
@atsright42935 жыл бұрын
He is talking about one particular sub-set of white people fishing. The other sub-set consists of lawn chairs. Beach umbrellas. Coolers of every type of food and beverage you can imagine. A tool box and a tackle box filled with everything you will and will not need. 6-10 poles of various weights and action because...ya never know. Minnows and night crawlers. Crank bait. Two changes of clothes. Etc etc Then there’s me. 1 pole. A box with some kind of gear in it but I don’t know because I haven’t opened it in a year or two. Some grub worms. A pack of beef jerky. And a 12 pack of cheap beer.
@jamiemartin17935 жыл бұрын
When should I be there? Lol
@stevenjohnson3875 Жыл бұрын
Some of the best and funniest videos I've seen!!!!!
@vmbrister32785 жыл бұрын
Love you, man...
@djsethall5 жыл бұрын
I've just watched about three of your videos. On point sir, on point.
@cadebright29515 жыл бұрын
Fishing is the best
@Salty_Groot5 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a cool neighbor like you man.
@feelingsdontmatter21585 жыл бұрын
This white boy don't worry about sunscreen lol
@Buzz2cats5 жыл бұрын
Man he hit the nail right on the head with that one. That is fishing 101
@pfcthomasblackhawk11005 жыл бұрын
I have a friend named Gary, he white but not funny, Get jaws off me 😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG yo man, you crazy funny😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪
@TomGarland5 жыл бұрын
(LAUGH) I love your observations! So funny... keep them coming
@Airman2975 жыл бұрын
Bro, should go ice fishing with me
@Mr.Constitutionalist427 Жыл бұрын
Still love that every video you post spit truths 😂😂😂
@1987Confused5 жыл бұрын
It is funny when people are scard of stuff like fish...
@romeshter5 жыл бұрын
God bless you brother, I love your videos they are the best on Utube
@xobile.1235 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe this mans name is Josh
@MelB8685 жыл бұрын
Why?
@samevans64284 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@amandawatson59315 жыл бұрын
My life flashed before my eyes and nothing happened 😂😂😂
@workaholic76005 жыл бұрын
Hahaha hahaha!!!! That's FACTS!!
@elizabethmills2785 жыл бұрын
Where has your laughter been all my life.!. Oh aye..! GODS BEST MEDICINE!!
@kerrydehorney29495 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💗
@16thdave5 жыл бұрын
As a white dude this is spot on except the food part I always bring lots of food and water fishing, oohhh and weed 420 everyday!
@wbrobinson15 жыл бұрын
These comments. I love all y'all! Josh you are amazing. Subscribed.
@TexterEX5 жыл бұрын
I don't tease people about their fears you scaredy cat......... YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING
@broderickelliott85273 жыл бұрын
"Fish are the spiders of the sea." Funniest thing I've heard for a week!