50 Million Dollar Lottery Scammer Wants Me Dead - The Journey To The Demurrage

[@Aethereality]

i love how hyped Hoax Hotel gets whenever he hears a scammer say “demurrage”. 🤣🤣🤣

[@bryanb7255]

Warning. Listening to his line for too long can lead to brain demurrage.

[@irishcanadian4753]

Yesss! 😆

[@Lena-cj7cs]

Lmao !!! Your comment crack me up !!

[@Sandy-ik6yc]

Wth is demurrage anyway?.

[@damanwithaplan8056]

@@Sandy-ik6yc Demurrage is in each and every one of our locations, oh yes please.

[@dianavandyne8311]

I love that you just spill out nonsense and they just say “yes yes yes” lol

[@OscarSuhRodriguez]

it took 10min to get to the first “listen to me.” Pretty patient scammer this time

[@thextremeking]

I was also waiting for that lol!

[@bradmiley]

Me too! You know that's when the fun's about to start!

[@jacksonemory4358]

He's no Josh though.

[@licebmi]

"What's wrong with you" is when they finally break 11:52

[@justin02350]

@@jacksonemory4358 there will never be another Josh

[@TheHoaxHotel]

First to guess demurrage count gets 50 mil

[@WeedShaggy]

Send me $10,000 through Moneygram then I'll give you the answer.

[@Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

24

[@petesgarage4670]

300 polish zloty

[@mike2652]

3,000 dollars.

[@Kenshi-23]

42.

[@peterk2343]

Love how he keeps going from calling you sir one minute and dear the next.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Yes my dear

[@GeneralZod99]

@@TheHoaxHotel Yersh.

[@lorrainewilliams7896]

I remain in awe and admiration of your ability to remain so calm and polite. It is a supernatural gift you have there. The scumbag meltdowns, so satisfying.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Gets their frustration goin

[@occidentalmartyr]

HH was so happy when he heard the word “demurrage”.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

It had been too long

[@Argumemnon]

@@TheHoaxHotel Some things just make us happy. Glad you found yours.

[@caoirsemcdaid9302]

How has this channel not got millions of subs, jus found it and subbed straight away, glad I did find it tho great channel

[@goodi2shooz]

I love how just about every scammer is so concerned with your health, they are always asking you if you okay and if anything is wrong with you... Wonderful caring fellows.. I hope they all get the demurrage they deserve.

[@debmccafferty1007]

Ask you if you have eaten...are you feeling stressed?....LOL

[@AgapeForgotten]

Like the one ship captain told his wife when he found out she cheated.. "Demurrage is over."

[@SleepyPeepy316]

When he said "It's me that's calling with the number" for some reason I laughed for 17 minutes.

[@scaperune32]

🎶 On the 4th day of demurrage my scammer said to me, 50million or I’m calling the police 🎶

[@dianalovescolors]

😂😂😂😂

[@chrissyrambone5041]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@christieintexas]

😂😂😂😂 good one!! HH needs to create a 12 days of scamming song lol

[@turmuthoer]

🎶 On the 4th day of demurrage my scammer said to me, SHUT DE FOCK OP AND LISSAN TO ME 🎶

[@MrLTiger]

I've never heard someone so excited about paying demurrage

[@Cocogolem]

Captain, there are too many demurrages! I can't hold them off any longer, they won't listen to me

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Rip port shed

[@backwoodsjunkie08]

Your ability to drive these dudes insane is absolutely hilarious! I have taken a page out of your book and started doing the same to Craigslist scammers

[@pattierotondo1108]

Everyone has a calling. I'm glad you found yours. Go get 'em!

[@atmywhitson]

Years ago my partner almost fell for a craigslist housing scam until we received the obviously fake email and I explained to them it a huge scam. There's a ton of those and puppy scams

[@miguelservetus9534]

@@atmywhitson I hate when my puppy scams me. So greedy for treats.

[@paul8926]

You have a really good laid back speaking voice, I wish I can be that calm on the phone. 🙂

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Just pay the demurrage

[@paul8926]

@@TheHoaxHotel 🤣

[@atmywhitson]

I know. I call them Ben Chodes or however you spell sister f**ker in Hindi.

[@gwens5093]

@@atmywhitson I find that HH is dealing with a lot of Afrikicans. I can see why they want to email as they have a low comprehension of English and that fuels their anger.

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

@@gwens5093 It’s not just the lack of ability to speak English properly, it is their Iow lQ as well. They have the Iowest in the worId.

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

You can hear him try not to laugh every time the scammer says "demmurage"

[@filk7031]

Ohhhhh he's a DIPLOM. It all makes sense now. Take my demurrage sirrr.

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

Of course he's a diplom. How else would you think he had a Diplomatic Coded Number? They don't give DCNs out to just anyone.

[@boooster101]

an Itunes Diplom no less

[@mr_beezlebub3985]

The H.H. Demurrage arrived early this holiday season

[@leopardgecko9100]

finding your channel is the best thing that's happened to me in the last 5 years, thank you for existing

[@kirkh4205]

I just spent about 2 hours calling back to a scam number that actually called me out of the blue. Boy did they ever make a mistake calling my number! I did not stop calling them back, it took a while but they finally had their number disconnected. I think I hit some kind nerve when I started asking this? "Are you making a lot of.... MONEY.... today sir? Are you making a lot of......... MONEY?" Prior to my having starting asking that, they sometimes would talk to me and try to shame me about "not having better work." Bitch when you tried to scam-call me, you made this my better work.

[@Aaron-tv6fs]

my world record is 3 days non stop 10 hours at a time harassing a Google verification scammer. They're smart enough not to talk, but after 5 hours non stop they start responding instead of muting lol

[@victoriasmith775]

You crack me up! You are so witty and clever. You are so fast at responding to the scammers. It takes me a few hours to come up with stuff like that. Love your channel hahahahaha😂

[@KiSSeli]

This guy sounds very trustworthy IMO.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

That's what I was thinkin

[@MrTimo1010]

A wonderful Christmas present that got wired to our location

[@devonhc7770]

I want a present too ,can I send it with $500 gift cards?

[@tabithapalmer5948]

Definitely

[@salimvali6509]

Do one thing

[@markymark443]

All we have to do is pay demurrage

[@kobaltsteel6418]

It took a little bit of cash flipping to get it made, which we should all appreciate

[@MEGURMAN]

This video managed to express ship itself to my location free of demurrage just in time for Christmas :)

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Collect from the port shed pls

[@jamesdavis8021]

This is what happens to a scammer,with limited knowledge of the English language,tries to con a master of misdirection.He didn’t have a chance.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CODA96]

You can tell they are reading through a script with EXTREME basic knowledge of some sentences like expressing yes or no, but beyond that they basically just repeat their set lines like a NPC in a game, which is quite interesting

[@Cheyslaaa.]

@@CODA96 sounds freestyle to me

[@jaymore8418]

I just want you to know you got my whole family in here laughing We Can't Stop laughing you be making total fools out of these guys and it takes them 30 to 40 minutes to catch on good job

[@TheHoaxHotel]

I just want that sweet sweet demurrage

[@sophieking7520]

How is this channel not huge already 😂

[@Sandy-ik6yc]

I’ve asked the same question. His stupidity, humor and trolling is the best.

[@R-1988]

"Oh and just combine those into one super demurrage" 🤣

[@slbfiel8203]

Welcome back!!!!I missed you!

[@commiedog425]

It hasn't been that long since his last post

[@runpigrun]

But they’re kinda far and few between. Gotta savor when we get one

[@lordkiza8838]

"HELLO MY DEAR" WHAT?!?!?!

[@whattheflimflam]

10:55 "We can get a counter in the corner to see how many times we can say demurrage" *Scammer appears randomly at the left side* DEAD

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Oh yes yes

[@casiangeles21]

he's doing that a lot of times, mainly when the scammer is super confused and is like "calculating my next steps"m the audio alone is amazing, but adding the awesome video editing is just insane

[@amream10]

Love watching HH sink the greediness of scammers. Great video!

[@PettyPranks]

In response to the title of this video...I know the feeling.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Absolute scammer frustration has arrived in your location!

[@tabithapalmer5948]

@@TheHoaxHotel love the frustration

[@BlessedLifeOriginal]

YAY, A Hoax Hotel video! I love your singing at the beginning, my dear. Yeeah.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Thank you dear

[@airaquestioned7774]

I have no idea why even if I am in my worst mood, this guy makes me laugh so hard that I forget why I was even upset about it. Nice video.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Be the demurrage

[@WestinBDrums]

I hear you slinging that “Silverchair” song 😎🎼

[@mr.ginger5369]

New Hoax Hotel video notification...I drop everything I'm doing and tune in!!

[@Time_Line_Archive_Project]

demurrage : a charge payable to the owner of a chartered ship on failure to load or discharge the ship within the time agreed.

[@atmywhitson]

Thank you.

[@andresmedinawajgmail9492]

@@atmywhitson oo

[@andresmedinawajgmail9492]

@@atmywhitson and i

[@andresmedinawajgmail9492]

@@atmywhitson o

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

Lolz! I am a 45 year-old native English speaker, and I’ve never heard of the word before in my life. I really thought he was just mocking the way that the scammer was saying the word numerage with a made-up misinterpretation - I didn’t know that demurrage was a real word until I saw your comment. Thanks for posting it! I love expanding my vocabulary, no matter how old I get. :)

[@jasperg1984]

Lol. I was rolling when I heard HH singing silverchair. Classic

[@TheHoaxHotel]

the best

[@pikkon899]

"Lee sun. Due-muh-ridge, iz ever bless-ed day" 🤣

[@luciw9928]

Peter Alcott is very friendly to call you Dear. LOL 😂 ❤️ I absolutely LOVE how frustrated you get them!! Thank you very much Hoax Hotel for all you do!! 🥰❤️

[@apatheticaesthetic.]

“I can’t help you, I tried to help you”.. right out of your money, but you won’t let me. -mr. Peter😪 RiP demurrage

[@kentdaddy42037]

Absolutely legendary sir!! Unbelievable how composed you remain feeding him back his bullshit on top of yours and they completely miss it.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@NickNembus]

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe demurrage is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

[@NotANameist]

The garbled song covers are the most underrated feature of Hoax Hotel.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

😂

[@brotherjerry7842]

Ok I just had to sub, saw this guy in my feed, and I haven't stopped watching since then, lol

[@outlandishusername]

I've been on a crazy binge with your videos over the past week, watching some of them multiple times. It's great to finally see a new one arrive at my location.

[@RaivoltG]

So much Demurrage, so little time. That's why it's important to have mad pole vaulting skills, saves time getting to the many gulfs! Great video, get those bastards!!

[@Thomas-cl9cz]

I work in banking, and thanks to this channel when I get asked about a fee or charge I don't know about I say it's demurrage...

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Every charge is demurrage in our hearts

[@pharoahcaraboo9610]

Omg this is the first one I think that’s ACTUALLY said demurrage. The sheer delight is palpable. May the demurrage flow in our hearts this Christmas.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

When I realized he said demurrage not numerage I was overjoyed

[@yaboilink2359]

"...kinda compiling and combusting into itself..." took me out in complete absolution. Peaches H. Christ.

[@terribletablevods862]

holy shit we're back in the hoax hotel. very comfy. good environment. would recommend 10/10

[@tabithapalmer5948]

Absolutely my favorite KZbin channel ❤ 💕 💙 ♥ 💖 😍 ❤

[@kyleanderson2949]

Nothing better then being in your location

[@Lugo428]

I'm a simple man. I see a Hoax Hotel video, I click.

[@jbrooks4282]

Yeeeerrrrrssshh

[@terrypussypower]

Aaarrrgghhh!!! I'm gonna murder the next person who leaves an "I'm a simpleton...I cluck" comment.

[@jasonfischer8946]

@@terrypussypower Yeah, it's old.

[@NunYaBiz1313]

I'm a simple man. I see a copy and paste comment, I dislike

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

@@terrypussypower im a simpleton I see my wife being cucked I cry in the corner tears of joy she can finally be happy

[@darkcobolt]

Don't know why but starting your calls with "hello, is this Mr Peter?" just cracks me up and think starts to piss him off as the video progresses.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Oh for sure

[@JonnyCoolMelt]

I like the way you throw in ulterior modes of transport with a surprising lack of response!

[@chanel113]

Now all I need for Christmas is Betty or Gretalyn to return

[@Wardog01Actual]

Oh yesh, yesh!

[@Sinfulhype]

Amen

[@ninexfohv]

It would be a Christmas miracle!!

[@tmoonmusic]

Be patient, the zamboni will take a while to get here (especially if they stopped for some more Boone’s Farm in the way)...

[@tessgregory987]

I hope Kvatch makes a big comeback, too.

[@m.r.659]

Make demurrage great again... Are all scammers so good in lying ? Great video as always. Greetings from UK not Benin;)

[@plixie1]

Been binging him again all day. And my reward is a new vid.

[@fespa]

I feel Mr. Alcott's pain. I have tried to cancel my internet service from a company that I suspect was ran by Hoax Hotel.

[@envythered6699]

Amazing timing! The demurrage got to your location before Christmas! God bless each and every one thing.

[@collieri]

Hoax has a new vid and suddenly im singing Willy Nelson "I'm on the road again"

[@TheHoaxHotel]

🚜

[@cyndy812]

Omg, I love HH, how he stays so calm and can twist this scammer into pure pissed offense, he's a genius at this, thank you Sir for wasting his time .

[@miraclechao]

10:10 And of course this wonderful lad knows the magic words.

[@TimeCapsuleMan]

Yeah, I thought the same. A great Christams gift. That was so funny! 😂🥰

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Be the demurrage journey

[@caravan1ify]

love it when you have scammers call each other!!

[@KPX-nl4nt]

“It’s 12 o’clock and it’s soooon enawfunow.” - song “The Day After Today” from the album FROGCHAIR by Silverstomp

[@petesgarage4670]

the sattelite demurrage collection team is back !!!!!!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

The network is very bad but getting better thanks to demurrage

[@drivemaster3945]

Hats off to you sir. After watching most of your content I find it sharpens my own mind and puts me in a good mood for the rest of the day.

[@leeskieferrell2003]

Dude, you have got to find a way to get this out more often! Back before you disappeared I was all on the patreon support wagon. Would definitely be willing to jump on it again in a heartbeat! Seriously, I wait with bated breath for the next "I've been driving to the liquor store for 12 hours on my zamboni video 🤣..... I mean, what about my needs HH???? I thought I might even have a shot with Mrs. Murphy-Grumpus 😍

[@toxicpoizon]

2:32 This whole scene was golden

[@BeaHindebars]

Pole vault over the fence to pay the demurrage ♥️

[@lt.ripley1590]

Don't you love it the way he just ignores the aggression and the fock yous. Fabulous. More from the stable of Demurrage please. Come on we're waiting.....

[@MarkKamoski]

Thanks for coming back. You were missed.

[@pixelgaming2221]

U are so funny 😂. I like how u talk to the Scammers 😂.

[@Name-io6dk]

this is John Smith from Ken-ta-key, just sitting down at my local Bennigans to enjoy each and every minute of this video that just shot up through my tree command

[@PaladinofChaos]

A local Benin-gans has arrived in your local area.

[@Name-io6dk]

@@PaladinofChaos is my location in my location? please say a yes or ok?

[@Loader2K1]

It always cracks me up how indignant and unprofessional these scammers always get towards the end of your videos. That means that you REALLY get under their skins. Keep up the good work.

[@debmccafferty1007]

My oil rig scammer cried and sent me a photo of his face in tears.

[@Loader2K1]

@@debmccafferty1007: Well, as Jim Cornette would say, my asshole bleeds for them.

[@Yumenga]

I've always noticed this too. I watch many different scambaiters and the contrast between the scammer at the beginning and at the end always cracks me up.

[@NavyOU37]

Absolutely my favorite one you’ve ever made so far! This one makes my cry I laugh so hard! And I’ve seen it at least 50 times! 😂🤣😅

[@myfaveyoutube]

So good

[@charlesd9949]

Silverchair... love it! Congrats on your win!

[@LifeOfMateusz]

It’d be great if you could contact Mr. FBI Josh Brown again. Also first comment!

[@thegodofpez]

Love this channel.

[@rickmartin2154]

Lol you rock sir. Thank you for stopping these ass oles. The Cra called my wife and scared her to death. She almost had a heart attack.

[@why-is-this-handle--a-thing]

L I S T E N T O M E!

[@christieintexas]

But...did you listen to him....lol

[@Loader2K1]

The scammer in this video is the less-humorous but equally-angry sequel to the alleged FBI agent Josh Brown.

[@captainjack8831]

"Shut de fuck up and listen to me!"

[@pepperachu]

14:25 "Ok, should I pole vault back over the fence into the shed" made me laugh and wake my gf up😂

[@nassermj7671]

After hours he moonlights as the former FBI Director - James Comey

[@PatThomas.]

no way ive never been this early. I just wanted to say the Josh Brown saga is my favourite of all time. I've watched it at least 10 times now. Shut up and listen to me

[@OnTheArchipelago]

Listen to me!

[@newmama0508]

My favorite is the helpful scammer who tells HH to pronount well and wrote it down all the cool Hindi cursing lingo

[@jonathang8263]

shotdefockup

[@plixie1]

"Dont be a dumb!"

[@MCorner]

@@jonathang8263 shud defugup lesten t me, shudefugup shudefugup

[@RubenRodriguez-tc9lz]

OMG I can't stop laughing! "Should I pole vault back over the fence into the shed?" 😂 That was the last straw.

[@dillhole4603]

Out of all the gods that do this, Hoax Hotel is WHOM I worship.

[@betabanner3267]

Haven’t watched you in awhile pleasant surprise to get recommended you again

[@BlackburnBigdragon]

Haha! Someone really needs to make a "Demurrage" gift card.

[@minimogmanny]

Man when is that New Album of yours coming out...I will gladly pay in Demmurge. Thanks for the video

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Just working on some tambourine tracks

[@Wardog01Actual]

Boy oh boy, your timing is impeccable! It's just early enough to keep them going, just late enough to frustrate them. It's like watching John Wick killing that guy with a book. Only more epic!

[@lt_dans__leggs573]

Thank goodness for his diplomatic scammer number! LOL Demurrage is so hard to nail down! LOL Any pharmacy will need a RX for the I-Tunes card! LOL Great animation!

[@khorinus7944]

Glad I got the demurrage in my notifications

[@mkhachfe]

Xmas has come early! Another HH video. Thanks H.

[@shaqster1000]

When he said "I call you many times but you didn't pick. I sent you also SMS", I felt that. Another sign of his affection was also evident when he said that he was willing to go straight to your address (in Georgia). It just reminds me that we always tend to ask "Where is the demurrage" and not "How is the demurrage" (domurrage). Idk... I think I trust Peter Alcott... a little bit more than Mr. Roland Lebros but that's just my opinion.

[@ernestmeiehofer]

I love every time you upload the way that you treat those low life scum bag scammers keep up with the amazing work. 👍💯😂😂

[@offdatgogo]

"Kinda ah like the 12 days off Christmas... the 4 days of demurrage." I died on that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lilmissleahmarie]

I can’t watch the video because the characters are just.... haunting. But love listening to it!

[@budkeegan6927]

one of the first and still one of the best-- tks THH