7 Joke Weapons That Were Surprisingly Effective: Commenter Edition

We recently recalled our best loved joke weapons that actually worked like nobody's business. The KZbin comments revealed a heap more weapons that looked mostly harmless but were definitely harmful - like the Fable Frying Pan, the TimeSplitters Brick and New Vegas' toy-looking ray gun that calls down a deadly Archimedes II laser orbital strike. Be careful with that thing.
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[@kaotik1369]

Fun fact: The MorningStar from Borderland 2 was imagined by Randall Munroe, of the xkcd webcomic. In one of the strip, he imagine a sniper rifle that guilt trip you, in a "That victim had only 2 terms left on his mortgage" kinda way. Someone at Gearbox liked the idea, or was out of idea.

[@dielaberbrudergaming6288]

now i dont wanna know where the idea for the bane comes from...

[@macedonia315]

Someone liked the idea, seeing that the quote on getting it says something about ex-K-seedy sniper rifle

[@KylixTheFur]

That was by far my favorite weapon in Borderlands 2

[@Felipemelazzi]

NO WAY! HAHAUAHAHAHUAHAH! Dude, I can't believe I didn't notice that!

[@jakobduranleau9125]

Ha yes the bane and morningstar the talking guns totally forgot those guys

[@lordkarasu2263]

Box jellyfish-*finds flamethrower*”oh yeah, it’s all coming together”.

[@kurtsudheim825]

I'm not die if that would be scary it redundant

[@hollowstranger4234]

What's more dangerous. Box jelly fish or flamethrower? Both

[@Darkside-origin]

Isnt that just a minecraft Ghast ?

[@glennchartrand5411]

In vanilla WOW there was a low level weapon called "The Judge's Gavel" that had the ability to shut people up. Click it and it interrupts any action the target was doing from any range (like carrying the flag in War Song Gulch.) the person who figured out what the thing could do was Nicolai on Windrunner server.....The very first "High Warlord" in WoW. People constantly accused him of hacking because " They kept dropping the flag for no reason " making it nearly impossible to beat his team. The guy became the #1 ranked PvP player in a game with 11 million players using a piece of "Vendor Trash" as his weapon. ( Actually it was his team mate "Tweeter" who used it )

[@isabelleandaustinbarko2128]

That's ridiculous. I love it.

[@glennchartrand5411]

@@isabelleandaustinbarko2128 The part I loved was the game forums were practically bleeding with people providing game video that "proved" Nicolai's team was hacking....the GM's would review the game logs and see that he was just using the Judge's Gavel the way it was intended to be used. Everyone else sold the weapon to the vendors because it was just a "green" but if they ever bothered to read the description they would have seen that it had an epic ability with a 20 second cooldown.

[@premiumheadpats4150]

Interesting story.

[@theyugiohcardforger]

"A malfunctioning robot falling down a fire escape " I like it, it's accurate, funny, and poetic

[@andymcp4752]

To be fair to Time-Splitters, I would consider someone who picks a brick as their weapon of choice over a gun, far more dangerous. A gun is a threat A brick is a promise Also someone make more Time-Splitters

[@DereckLunar]

Reminded me my teenage when we had an intense game on a friend's gamecube. I remember the fun and laughter we had by doing brick only matches. Best laughter was that I could saw once on my part of the screen the brick heading right to my face.

[@robertflannery4883]

That brick challenge is so hard though so it better be a promise

[@jordanbrown3660]

Please, SOMEONE make more TimeSplitters!

[@mercuryshadow5445]

Yes yes yes yes! The ONLY FPS worth my time.

[@Bronson1606]

@@jordanbrown3660 Remasters TO THE RESCUE!

[@gamerguy6990]

I stopped considering joke weapons in new Vegas as jokes because you can probably make a build around anything and beat the whole game with it rolling pin, BB gun, silenced 22 pistol, kitchen knife, recharger pistol,etc

[@IamaPERSON]

As a matter of fact, someone did beat the game with a rolling pin!

[@jackjohnson6044]

The youtuber Mitten Squad actually did videos on how to beat new vegas with only a 22. pistol or rolling pin. Check it out. Also the unique BB gun had a ridiculous crit damage, I think as much as the sniperrifle. So that thing isn't a joke either.

[@Eagl3xStrik3]

You can do anything with the proper build. Take Skyrim for example. Year One- I'm going to make a fists only build *World laughs* Year 7- Fists become the most broken thing in History with gloves of the pugilist and some fucking enchantments.

[@austinm5630]

Speaking of Skyrim, you can just get a strong companion and beat the game with nothing but restoration magic and speach skill. It's actually a pretty fun way to play.

[@rachelamber3505]

Yeah

[@JosephBallin320]

No one: Sci-fi movies from the 60's: In the distant year of 2003, man has reached the corners of the universe and liberated ever planet in existence

[@Bucket_with_a_hat]

Phyco Buzzaxe21 a bit unrelated but hey at least it’s correct

[@lordkarasu2263]

Sling is a terrible weapon? Ask Goliath if he agrees, oh wait, you can’t.

[@thomasfrazer8934]

I mean, you can't ask David if it is good either. They're both dead.

[@N3verFam0us]

Too soon, dude. Too soon

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

What do you mean, “too soon”? It’s 2,020 A.D.

[@Stuckley]

r/woooosh

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Josh Parrish wait till 75829~673890 FI then it will be a good time.

[@johnoneil9188]

"It sounds like a malfunctioning robot falling down a fire escape" is now my favorite way to describe dubstep. Thanks Jane!

[@thatoneguy2654]

John O ́neil what about transformers having sex

[@thirty7of9]

I've always called it "broken power tools having angry sex".

[@talahar123]

Optimus Prime on the toilet with explosive diarrhea.

[@djhidd_ndrvgon1051]

Seems just about right to describe modern Brostep. Either that, or "A demon from hell having a major bitchfit". (I.e. Terravita - RAGE, Kai Wachi - BREAK, Space Laces - Torque)

[@Dracophile7]

Have you ever listened to good EDM before? It'll make you hate dubstep all the more.

[@StupidpieDah]

The Swordsplosion is one of the best Shotguns in Borderlands 2, It Shoots swords that explode into mini swords that also explode.

[@CowKirbo]

That's not even meant to be that much of a joke weapon. It's a joke weapon but it's meant to be good. Man I love bl2.

[@Darkside-origin]

Ladyfist way better

[@smallgay]

"Gets them legless faster than a stag party on a brewery tour" God you're marvelous

[@XtraDizzy]

"someone is now an orphan and doesn't know it yet" I know, *They're next*

[@fischaventine8313]

Oh god

[@NoahDaArk]

Was that a RussianBadger reference?

[@lxx420jesusxxl3]

that gun is more funny than annoying to me XD

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

Bruuuuutal! 😈

[@TheZincMaster-on1fy]

...Blood for the Blood God?

[@rikdawson9165]

"The persistence, patience, and nothing-else-better-to-do-ence" pretty much sums up the vast majority of gamer achievements and goals within the video game world. And I'm not even mad.

[@zJoriz]

"Nothing-better-to-do-ance". I instantly love that word.

[@AkumaDayo]

@@subbinbacktoallsubbs5272 old comment but... that's how you make pancakes, you fry em.. how are you making them if it's not by frying them? are you baking them in the oven??

[@invincitank]

"like this level from the first time splitters set in 2020" (clip shows apocalyptic looking building) Closer than they think

[@blank3683]

Lol

[@freshmilk4631]

If I remember right that clip was actually from the “planet X” mission, so unless Elon Musk was planning a trip to Mars or the far-flung reaches of space 1-2 years ago, we could probably safely cross that off the list for a possible future of ours.

[@737Garrus]

When the FallOut laser is targetting before the blast, a dial-up modem can be heard!

[@TheRivieraKid]

I like to imagine that the smooth jazz piece during the “beware of spoilers for the following games” is played by the Oxbox gang. Andy on piano, Jane on double bass and Mike on the drums.

[@wolfhunter98]

I love the morning star. "I you where a better shot, you wouldn't need to reload." xD

[@hudsondzc]

By not donating to charity you interctly murder thousands of people everyday.

[@chaoticgoodcreations947]

I'm brilliant huh

[@deathbykonami5487]

At least it doesn't shriek in your ear cough bane cough

[@CryBlade]

@@deathbykonami5487 RATATATATATATATATAT

[@vanguardian1368]

*HIGH PITCH SCREAMING* : RelOaDiIiiiiNG

[@donotperceivethefrog]

the morningstar is one of my favorite weapons, sometimes it just starts crying when you get a crit kill

[@williamli8507]

Outsidexbox: mentions sling Casey: * A baseball bat that can reflect enemy bullets and 1 shot most enemies and is also listed as a D tier weapon Casey: (·̿Ĺ̯·̿ ̿)

[@PolyGrid625]

Wait, it can reflect bullets? I managed to grab Casey once and ended up dying because I didn't realize that

[@connordillivan452]

“Frying pans-who knew?!?” -Flynn Rider

[@zaodedong9935]

Unrelated, Rapunzel can get it!

[@willieoelkers5568]

"I have got to get me one of these!"

[@bezerkoid]

Tiffany Aching would like a word with you

[@Maniacman2030]

@@bezerkoid Discworld Reference! Yay! (RIP Terry Pratchett)

[@Grim_Sister]

@@Maniacman2030 now I'm sad

[@TheVeryAngryShrimp]

Two words: *Dragon's Dogma.* Coinpurse of Charity. Give 10k of your money to deal 10k of damage. Great against Daimon.

[@sv98753]

nah greatest damage on two worlds is the game itself .... it destroys your whole hope in game devs

[@dielaberbrudergaming6288]

wait what, they are useful, i thought the throwblasts were the op throwing weapon in that game, is there a enemy in that game with more than 10k hp?If not, ill maybe spend a million or two on them

[@JondarKorric]

@@dielaberbrudergaming6288 Death and the Online version of the Ur-Dragon

[@chilomine839]

That would have paired well with the carrot glitch that literally did nothing to hurt the game Crapcom.

[@aldritchthewarlock4945]

@@chilomine839 "literally did nothing to hurt the game" Sure buddy, you keep telling yourself that.

[@pandora8940]

The dubstep gun was truly a beautiful gift from the gods

[@Cg16Ht]

Dlc gave you a heavy metal variant

[@brodriguez11000]

Gun that inflated people til they exploded.

[@bjsdemon]

I loved the Dupstep gun. Once fully upgraded, the metal version was basically the only gun I used. I had so much fun watching things jump into the air and explode.

[@That80sGuy1972]

I ran an AD&D campaign, multiple ones actually. Sometimes a Detect Magic spell finds a tarnished copper spoon, makeshift blowgun, or a rusty sword that seems on the verge of disintegrating is magically enchanted. My veteran players pounce right upon either one of those.

[@DragonMan-tj3eg]

Make the next one a stale baguette and see if they find it

[@That80sGuy1972]

@@DragonMan-tj3eg Then you might love one weapon I had for a single campaign. It was a big leg of nice smelling mutton on a banquet table that otherwise had long-ago rotten food. The meat on it was only edible if you gently bit it off, and it grew back. The players saw it as a slow-consumable type of infinite food... part right. It was when I introduced the Club of Meat+3, +6 vs. Vegetarians (kill them on a natural 20 if they are the preachy type of vegetarian [those since are now called "vegans"]). The meat club hardens to diamond hardness when more than gentle force/motion is applied to it. It also did 1d4 permanent HP damage against those decaying, carrion eaters, and infections life forms (rot grub, green slime, yellow mold, etc.). It's actually a pretty decent weapon. Because it's warm and has a nicely spiced smell aroma of cooked meat, NPCs usually giggle at the aspect of you brandishing what looks like your dinner as a weapon. Also, it tends to make wherever it's held greasy where the meat touches. Oh, and part of the enchantment is that you never get sick of the taste of that finely prepared mutton... and the smell will constantly tempt you to gently nibble on it. You'd probably love the bits of comedy we sprinkle in our overall serious gaming sessions and campaign worlds.

[@That80sGuy1972]

@@DragonMan-tj3eg Oh, and I did have one planned for it because of a historical thing in our world. That never left my "maybe" thing as a DM. Bread of Bashing. Scroll of Weaponize Food. Iron Bread Mold.

[@DragonMan-tj3eg]

@@That80sGuy1972 Those sound amazing, and scroll of weaponize food just sounds like a great idea if you happen to get a wish.

[@That80sGuy1972]

@@DragonMan-tj3eg You would have blended well with our group. 😎And that Club of Meat became a mainstay of a reoccurring character in later campaigns, but the players never realized that leg of mutton he was always nibbling on was just that... the same club of meat, that very weapon they once had. Lord Garp (that mage) was, by profession, a wealthy merchant who regularly hired adventurers to guard his caravan. He was Neutral Evil but seemed to be a good guy. Garp was very obese, always having loads of food on him, loud (including his regular booming happy laughter), and often crafted custom magic items for PCs when they overpaid him. The thing is, when the caravan got attacked, they didn't conclude the tasty mutton leg he used was a previous campaign's Club of Meat. They just thought his gluttonous ^ss simply would not put his food down, even for combat. Well, that was part of it, but he was not an idiot. And if you like Lord Garp, go ahead and steal him. Steal away any of my odd items too!😉

[@VyvyantOH]

No, frying pans are good for 3 things You can also use them as drying pans

[@anarchyantz1564]

Further to this they are also good at killing orcs and goblins, just as Samwise Gamgee.

[@KatVonEMBRYOYO]

Left For Dead zombies also love the taste of 'PANG' around the face

[@callumdonington2227]

Frying bacon?

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Plus, you can heat them up for a PP 1,000 Bonus as well as insta-kill Zombies with its strong attack by burning their faces.

[@ryanchurchill5081]

In Tangled they replaced swords

[@l1233799]

I'm sure it's the Furby in Jane's room that's too afraid to sleep at night

[@markulyssestabasan3064]

Jane: Frying Pans are only good for two things. PUBG: Am I a Joke To You?

[@ksam2000]

Mark ulysses Tabasan lmao

[@user-dx7ps9xs4p]

Best comment ever

[@stevensauls2013]

HAAA love this.

[@lif3thesniper347]

😂

[@anirvana]

Yes.

[@WilliamAbelXIII]

outsidexbox: "Makes you wonder what else that Furby is capable of." Me, having played Tattletale: Weeeellll....

[@Ag3nt0fCha0s]

Reseaech Furby eapionage

[@dielaberbrudergaming6288]

wait, those are furbies, omg, i had the christmas and new year one, now i know why that game looked so farmiliar....

[@Jessie_Helms]

In Fallout New Vegas when you have the Wild Wasteland perk you’ll eventually get a “Timmy is stuck in a well?” Joke with Rex. Turns out there’s a skeleton in a well, but better than that is the BB gun that comes with it. I’ve seen people spec’d into stealth 1-shot deathclaws.

[@jackjohnson6044]

The unique BB gun spawns in the shack by the well, if you don't have wild wasteland. But the well itself only spawns with wild wasteland.

[@Jessie_Helms]

Jack Johnson true, but when you get it through WW it feels like a joke weapon (and outside of stealth it is).

[@cinder8926]

@@Jessie_Helms It has a nasty crit to it so even outside of stealth with a fully maxed hyper crit focus build it can be kinda effective still.

[@mr.j7444]

@@cinder8926 its crit matches the anti material rifles damage a crit focus build makes it stupid powerful.

[@assistant2361]

And all these years I've ignored that thing? Fuck...

[@kyleschmaing8908]

Hasn't the Dubstep gun been in like 4 videos by now? I swear that thing gets more youtube play time than actual Dubstep music!

[@lackerslacker2477]

And rightly so, one of the most iconic guns tbh

[@captaincrash9002]

In relation to the latter statement: I don't think that applies to me

[@DragonMasterCOD]

@Justin Last I'm American, and I much rather the Dubstep Gun.

[@dofdofnoodle]

What about the giant c0(k

[@mili42069]

captain crash dubstep fo' life

[@thedarksun8891]

I always get a chuckle about imagining doing the quest but not buying the c finder off the kid and he unknowingly just vaporizes one of his friends randomly

[@DarthBil1]

"Frying pans are only good for two things: frying pancakes and frying eggs." How do you fry your bacon?

[@MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW]

DarthBil1 Oven

[@illusion9423]

With a flamethrower

[@thenorfnonly3486]

I just let NASA take care of it

[@floofyfoxxo744]

Microwave, I'm lazy

[@myshreksbox]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@tirone231]

“Deadlier than a box jellyfish with a flamethrower”... thanks, Mike...now I have a new reason to fear the ocean, lol!

[@arachnesakura9375]

If it helps i dont believe the flamethrower would work in the ocean

[@lordturtleduck]

Arachné Sakura mario physics fire

[@lordturtleduck]

Arachné Sakura mario physics fire

[@lordturtleduck]

Arachné Sakura mario physics fire

[@IMAxBlackArrow]

@@arachnesakura9375 and the jellyfish would be holding the flamethrower in its tentacles so it wouldnt be able to sting you, thus its completely harmless.

[@jovialmonster757]

“An iconic weapon for a legendary hero” wait so Sam from the lord of the rings isn’t a legendary hero??? This is an outrage!!

[@quietone610]

SOMEBODY hasn't been playing TF2...or Chrono Cross...

[@professorpalpatine7188]

As much as I love the sling, I’m surprised they didn’t go for the much better joke weapon. Casey A baseball bat in a game about guns. Not only does it have one of the highest damages, it can reflect enemy bullets.

[@enlongjones2394]

The main problem being that it’s so satisfying to kill stuff with it that it tends to make the user super reckless a die trying to get into melee range, or time hits on enemy projectiles. Which honestly, real fitting with the name.

[@CowKirbo]

@@enlongjones2394 yeah I genuinely think it's a bit overrated because it'd do slow. Maybe I'm just bad with it however

[@NamiTheNeko]

That isn't just a spooky human face on the pan, that's an impression left from someone being hit straight in the face with it. XD

[@shingshongshamalama]

"The best Fallout game, Fallout: New Vegas, don't @me" Subscribed.

[@-._.-KRiS-._.-]

Right? Why would anyone @ her for a true statement?

[@gregoryrodgers1104]

yep, keeps the good elements from the older games (I somewhat assume as 3 quickly crashes for me) while the later game loses those elements

[@ThePandafriend]

@@gregoryrodgers1104 That's because Fallout New Vegas is the only more or less modern Fallout game on which some of the original devs worked.

[@gregoryrodgers1104]

@@ThePandafriend I just feel it's better to back up the correct opinion with evidence. Simply stating it is the best rather than giving reasons is the sort of thing for people to complain and disagree about

[@ZigealFaust]

I was literally about to post this exact comment lol.

[@ReiAyanami8]

One of my favorite things the Morningstar says is simply if you get a crit that _doesn't_ kill and then shouts "GUILT!" at you.

[@IVIUT3D]

"Frying pans only have 2 uses" WRONG¡! A frying pan is the most effective way to explain drugs to a kid.

[@OmegaShenronDragon]

13:28 how she happily calls you a murderer killed me lol & those annoying guns make me want to play borderlands for the first time

[@adamconway596]

*Sees Saints Row 4 in the Spoiler warning card My brain: I don't remember any joke weapons Also my brain: ohhhhhhhh... yeah

[@bamleith3095]

like... all of them

[@juzzylime94]

@@bamleith3095 The Penetrator o_o

[@bamleith3095]

@@juzzylime94 that's what they call me ;)

[@dogelord6166]

Deal tho

[@DarkPhoenix671]

That’s me with Borderlands 2

[@vin2798]

What about the ladle from dark souls 2? its a literal spoon that can do over a thousand damage if used right.

[@SteveAkaDarktimes]

well, yeah, if you hit a guy a thousand times.

[@thedealygamer4611]

Still not as powerful as the spoon mom beats you with

[@hurtalloy9397]

9:00 Frying pans actually could be used as weapons. A cast iron frying pan is both heavy and handheld, and I’ve seen enough tangled and played enough dead cells to know that frying pans are AWESOME

[@battlemageazulio1019]

Plus they make an OH so satisfying *BWONGG* sound when you clonk someone upside the head with one. >=3

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

"But....with a non stick coating" Hahaha man i absolutely love Jane!

[@andymcp4752]

The description for broken sword in Dark Souls says only a hollow would use it, but with only a little bit of love* it can become one hell of a weapon *Love being fully leveling it and adding a giant endgame wolf soul

[@cinder8926]

There is only one true master of the Broken Sword and that is Lord and Saviour ZeroLenny.

[@Gorecatto]

Greatsword of artorias is a good weapon, but i dont think its overpowered, it excels at nothing

[@greenhowie]

@@cinder8926 He is a pretty princess.

[@jericodawsonmarcos7529]

Nearly useless is better than empty handed in softs

[@jasonsorin1021]

Ladle:you have a strange sense of humor

[@johnsayles8032]

Oh my god, imagine you fix Helios One and that kid clicks the cfinder before you can find him.

[@chriscormac231]

Veronica lampshades it "good thing the safety was on"

[@colorphone5154]

>be, me a corrier for a secret chip >I restore power to a solar panel station >cool.gif >see's control panel to transport power >selects heleos one >confusion.jpg >eh what ever probably nothing >hears huge explosion >wtf.png >pipboy starts playing I don't want to set the world on fire >later on >finds destroyed city >look around >find a child >rob him >only has a toy gun >ehh probs a mission item >later on raiders ambush me >youwantsome?.jpg >pulls out toy gun on accident >fucking obliterate some guy with a lazer from the sky >all the raiders surrender >remembers the solar power station >mfw I remembered the huge explosion >mfw I remember the child I robbed >mfw the pipboy knew when the explosion was about to hit

[@goliath184]

i seem to remember you can do this and when you find him he is crying because he just killed his friend by accident

[@Albatross0913]

this is one of the very very very few list channels that are actually fun to watch. i really love you guys, keep up the amazing work.

[@The_one_the_only_pack_of_milk]

The frying pan quest taking so long sounds like it could be another day for dangerously funny

[@lifeincolour09]

00:46 Fallout: New Vegas - Euclid's C-Finder - Jane; 03:18 Dead Space 2 - Hand Cannon - Luke; 05:17 Saints Row IV - Dubstep Gun - Jane; 06:57 Enter the Gungeon - Sling - Mike; 08:50 Fable - Frying Pan - Jane; 11:16 Timesplitters: Future Perfect - Brick - Mike; 13:28-15:27 Borderlands 2 - The Morningstar - Luke.

[@IamaPERSON]

Thanks man!

[@skynet0912]

A broom: Assassin's Creed 2! Never mind all those fancy weapons you can buy for yourself, all you really need is to make someone drop their broom, pick it up, and you now have a broom with the same damage as some of the most powerful one-handed weapons in the game!

[@raitoiro]

If you're taking into account upgraded item then the fork from Skyrim is ultra powerful once enchanted the right way.

[@Nempo13]

The frying pan is a callback to one of the first original fantasy series a lot of developers at that time read as kids, Dragonlance. There is a character in it that has never been properly trained in how to fight or anything, yet she routinely just DESTROYS enemies using a frying pan while scared out of her mind. She was just a tavern maid before getting caught up in the group's journey. Sadly, even by the end of it she still couldn't handle a sword for crap...and just stuck with a frying pan as her weapon of choice.

[@TheCanadianShift]

I actually sleep alone in a room witH four Furbys and I am totally finE. Why do you ask? They aren’t hoLding me hostage. They don’t follow me around the house watching my every movement. Totally normal children’s Playthings. Nothing Menacing herE.

[@CuppaLLX]

guy i think he's having a stroke, what does "ihfiewtlttpnme" mean?

[@AGnar0k]

@@CuppaLLX probably should have used brackets like the sbeve meme lol

[@jasonsorin1021]

Friend once forgot their name, googled "annoying toy that won't shut up".

[@teddycouch9306]

clever

[@incog0956]

@@AGnar0k sbeve meme?

[@carlthelongshoreman1979]

Don’t forget about the glitch that can increase the damage of the morning star as much as you like.

[@midflight_art]

honestly, I thought they were gonna mention that in this video it's been a while since I've heard all Morningstar reloading clips at the same time

[@slendergrant3689]

I did it for about 5 minutes and it sounded like a room full of karens

[@Daystar08]

"You might remember dubstep as the musical genre that sounds like a malfunctioning robot falling down the fire escape" And that's exactly y qe love dubstep

[@obama5041]

OutSideXbox: More powerful than a Box JellyFish WITH a freakin Flame thrower... Me: WAT THE FACK

[@justas423]

Another enter the gungeon weapon you forgot to mention is the Casey (praise). It's a baseball bat that's D rank and because it's a melee weapon it gives you curse. It also does 100 damage a swing, has infinite ammo and reflects bullets so that's kinda cool.

[@colorphone5154]

Ahem Casey is a shotgun shell baseball bat so if someone was shooting at you and they missed the bat would you say their shot was... Out of the park?

[@mattr1016]

Ever thought about putting time stamps next to the games so people can jump to ones they really want to see and avoid spoilers for those they don't?

[@demonmonty30]

That's actually a really good advice

[@Zoso14892]

I'm no KZbinr so I don't know for sure but I think that messes with their figures in some way. I've seen it mentioned in other videos with time stamps. If I need to sit through an ad then I'd hope they at least got something for it.

[@lifeincolour09]

@mattr1016 00:46 Fallout: New Vegas - Euclid's C-Finder - Jane; 03:18 Dead Space 2 - Hand Cannon - Luke; 05:17 Saints Row IV - Dubstep Gun - Jane; 06:57 Enter the Gungeon - Sling - Mike; 08:50 Fable - Frying Pan - Jane; 11:16 Timesplitters: Future Perfect - Brick - Mike; 13:28-15:27 Borderlands 2 - The Morningstar - Luke. I do this on almost every video but it takes a few minutes to write.

[@AsakuraYukiko]

The Penetrator was the best weapon in Saint's Row for melees. Also, all the weapons that turned the enemy into animals in various Ratchet & Clank games.

[@billwright100]

The dubstep gun was really good but when I think of over powered joke weapons from saints row, I think of the pimp hat from the first game and the foam finger from the second game. I think they were just online weapons but with one hit, you could rag doll your enemies

[@NGMonocrom]

_"I didn't say play a clip."_ Dubstep 4 Life!

[@mar_speedman]

Boo! lol

[@darkfang25]

You’re wrong and your ears don’t work right

[@kingvik2135]

Dubstep is fire like why so much hate :(

[@darkfang25]

x Trash I’m sorry I hope you enjoy the dubstep as much as I don’t enjoy it.

[@nope19x]

DUBSTEP GUN

[@canoncoriell9105]

New Vegas also has the BB gun that does more damage on a crit than the anti material rifle fully upgraded. Perfect for a silent sniper build

[@TheDevilRejectsNone]

Yeah it's just inaccurate

[@RoniShadow]

"Have you ever tried sleeping alone with one (a furby) on your shelf" Yeah I sleep alone with several

[@elafimilo8199]

Jane's greatest rival, ladies and gentlemen

[@fischaventine8313]

Not *alone*

[@SanitecLtd]

Time splitters' prediction for 2020 seems to be more accurate than I thought 8 months ago

[@TheActualJae]

Bacon Jane, you forgot BACON!

[@BlargleRagequit]

Bacon is just a fad, it'll go away

[@thoughtengine]

@@BlargleRagequit A fad that's been with us since at least the 15th century. Probably more.

[@BlargleRagequit]

the joke . . your head

[@PhilBoswell]

Is Jane a vegetarian?

[@vickymc9695]

Bacon should be grilled. :P

[@kleinejanneman1]

I don’t fully agree with Jane’s two approved uses of a frying pan. I always use it as a jumping board into the fire

[@MrAuthor3DS]

You don't use your frying pan...as a _drying pan?_ (Sorry)

[@fangboy1319]

"Frying pans are only good for two things: Frying pancakes, and frying eggs." Unless you're playing PUBG, in which case they're pretty good at stopping bullets, and smashing in heads.

[@anonymousfellow8879]

[Rapunzel has entered the chat.]

[@liver1865]

7:40 It's a shotgun shell that shoots shotguns how a shotgun would shoot shotgun shells that also shoot shotgun shells upon impact. Anyone else getting a chicken man man vibe here?

[@fischaventine8313]

Oh yeah

[@Konpekikaminari]

That's nearing Path Of Exile tier projectile overload

[@lindanesmith7607]

Excuse me, the frying pan *is* a noble weapon (first wielded by hobbit gardener Samwise Gamgee the Brave)

[@Alienami]

I want to make the expected joke that the reason she thinks the frying pan is only good for those two things is because 1) English cousine is an oxymoron, and the more sad reality some people face being 2) She hasn't had to settle a domestic situation in a kitchen, which my GF had to do as a kid against an abusive BF her mom had... or you know just see it done in old school cartoons on the regular.

[@jasonsorin1021]

Playerunknown

[@Ghost-dh1vv]

Linda NeSmith nerd

[@RoTenken]

Flynn Ryder would have a few words with whomever talks low about frying pans.

[@grendelgongan4873]

"So if you were asked to name a weapon for a legendary hero to use, a frying pan definitely wouldn't be one of them" How dare you disrespect the greatest hero of all, Lego Samwise Gamgee

[@roddor8462]

_ cryptidcoffee He’s not the hero we need, he’s the hero we deserve

[@leaguegirlkairi5038]

Personally, the weapon that comes to mind for me is the frozen tuna in dark cloud xD. It's literally a fish you smack enemies with, but when you build up it turns into the big bucks hammer with great stats and has an ability that makes monsters drop more gold, making you pretty rich. Takes ages to build weapons up tho lmao

[@falcore91]

I’ve never played Dead Space 1 or 2, and that footage was freaking BRUTAL

[@darthluk7512]

Wait a sec, there is no single "joke gun" in borderlands2, they are all dead serious

[@Mark-D751]

Lol DEAD serious

[@darthluk7512]

@@Mark-D751 lmao still disapointed that they put in the morning star, its not that great, just a bug to make others good like the boom puppy used to do

[@deathbykonami5487]

The Morningstar was awesome, even if it insults you when shoot, reload and switch weapons

[@darthluk7512]

@@deathbykonami5487 you could get it to work fine on op8, that makes it a decent sniper, but tbh i rather have a gemstone snider in every element than the morning star

[@Chris-km3qu]

Pancakes.. eggs and BACON!! How do you forget Bacon Jane ? 👀

[@Damnonii]

And tattie scones. They're the best part of a fry up.

[@kerosblue5609]

you bake bacon

[@timothymclean]

Also grilled cheese. Turns out, it's really tricky to cook properly on the grill.

[@datmanydocris]

The Morningstar is actually even better because you can use it to do a glitch that can permanently increase your damage with every weapon to insane levels. I’m talking 1 shot the final boss levels of insane.

[@franciscodoucet1597]

"Makes you wonder what else that Furby is capable of" 😂

[@Thunder2Clan]

Jane, I feel that I must refer you to Tangled as evidence that frying pans are also good for bashing people with...and fighting sword-wielding horses...

[@nicholascross3557]

Or Lord of the Rings where a frying pan is Samwise's weapon of choice.

[@jasonsorin1021]

Or PUBG

[@dickmelsonlupot7697]

How about Left 4 Dead 2?

[@DerekBarns]

I see you found the Weird Al mod for Saints Row 4

[@Neion8]

I'd also throw in Mr Toots - a 'weapon' from the otherwise fairly average game Red Faction: Armageddon. It was a fully animated handheld unicorn that you would point ass-first at the enemy and lift its tail as a 'trigger' animation after which it would 'fire' a rainbow beam of death capable of burning through any structure or person you aim it at like a plasma cutter through butter. The fact this infinite range/infinite ammo war crime is accompanied by fart sounds and the unicorn screaming in terror as it gives new meaning to the term 'explosive diarrhea' just adds to the effect.

[@Ragnaraz690]

There's also the toy gun from Dirge of Cerberus, fully upgraded it turns into the Ultimate weapon.

[@Kenkire]

BORDERLANDS DLC SWORD GUN! HOW COULD YOU NOT FEATURE IT!

[@quickhakker]

Swordspolsion

[@SquishyOfCinder]

It's not a joke gun though. It fits perfectly inside the dlc.

[@adamsharp9081]

Why would you assume the dub step gun is a joke its drops enemies like it drops the bass Also yes new Vegas is best

[@deathbykonami5487]

IMO New Vegas is tied with 4

[@RedSeraph_03]

Death by Konami bruh

[@smuglord5057]

@@deathbykonami5487 Dude New Vegas is good, why you talking trash.

[@deathbykonami5487]

@@smuglord5057 i wasn't that talking trash. I just said New Vegas is tied with Fallout 4, which is my favorite of the series. I like both of them

[@smuglord5057]

@@deathbykonami5487 woosh... All jokes aside I do have quite some time in Fallout 4 compared to New Vegas (mostly due to modding 4) but I do have to say a lot of people wouldn't agree with the idea that 4 and new vegas as equally as good, seeing as 4 has a lot of narrative issues, as well as offering less freedom to the character in their actions compared to New Vegas. I personally prefer New Vegas to 4 ( even if I currently have less time in New Vegas compared to 4), and find 4 has a bit too many issues to be held at such high regard, but I don't feel like writing any more of a word wall than I already have.

[@SeriousApache]

How about Holiday Punch from Team Fortress 2? How could you miss this one?

[@GlaciesYin]

"falls apart faster than a Jenga tower on a roller coaster" XD

[@calolson9572]

True bliss is a Gunzerker wielding dual Banes. Oh, the joy!

[@rookiedeadmeat4433]

Can you get your hands on more than one in solo play?

[@CryBlade]

@@rookiedeadmeat4433 if you are on ultimative vault hunter Mode you can reset the Story

[@michaelwalsh6276]

Well, a box jellyfish with a flamethrower wouldn't be able to us said flamethrower, given that if they leave the water, they die. So one of them is just as deadly as a box jellyfish.

[@BJGvideos]

Surely it could leave for a moment.

[@Ag3nt0fCha0s]

I remember when a spy's Furby started repeating state secrets and the rags got a hold of it.

[@jaredlikesmusic]

I love the morningstar and all, but have y'all ever gunzerked with two banes? It's not so great in regular combat cuz it slows you down and all that, but for whittling down a boss its crazy effective.

[@maxvel0city906]

My Favourite Joke Weapon to this day is still the Groovitron from Ratchet & Clank, I mean who doesn't want their enemies to be unable to resist the urge to Dance.

[@ryanchurchill5081]

I still love the sheep gun in those games

[@maxvel0city906]

@@ryanchurchill5081 Indeed it's BAAArillient!

[@ryanchurchill5081]

@@maxvel0city906 still loved the groovitron a really nice distraction tool

[@Nemesis-lg6zf]

Don't forget Red Faction: Armageddon's Sorta joke weapon... Mr. Toots the Unicorn. A Unicorn that 'emits' rainbow beams of utter destruction.

[@nerosoul2506]

*INSERT UNICORN NOISES* Ima run so fast I enter a different reality

[@zoegartham312]

Or the uniquely shaped melee weapon in Saint's Row the 3rd that was waaaaaay more powerful than any normal melee weapon.. >.> (Note that this post is "family-friendly"... xD)

[@anirvana]

@@zoegartham312 Ah yes, *_THE PENETRATOR_*

[@evilmrtaco9003]

The faces that unicorn made were haunting

[@sylvaticdaveo4486]

@@anirvana I think he means the 4 foot long dildo bat Thst does a shit ton of damage

[@iainkilcar7463]

Fable hero sees treasure map for a frying pan: I have got to get me one of these!

[@doctah_wahwee]

What about the Hadoken from Mega Man X? It 1-Hit KO's every enemy except for the final form of the final boss, but it can only be used at full health.

[@macsmith2013]

Don't forget at least half the weapons of the Ratchet & Clank franchise. Penguin Gun anyone? RY3NO? Groovitron? Mr. and Mrs. Zurkon? The Rift Inducer?

[@merlinious01]

The sheepinator

[@somewhat_human]

There is like 17 guns, (without counting starter guns) in Enter the Gungeon that are supposed to be taken seriously, so get gamer'd on Ratchet & Clank

[@metaloverlord99]

I don't remember any Penguin Gun. Are you sure you're not thinking of the Transmorpher?

[@thetakengamer4256]

R.Y.N.O = Rip Ya a New One it does what it f*cking acronyms, it rips enemies a new one.... through their chests the groovitron, fair point, maybe winterizer as well though, since, y'know, the power of chrsitmas songs

[@ZigealFaust]

Yeah, Euclid and DS Gun are not really jokes at all...

[@Scuzz1204]

Fallout 4 all project Cobalt Weapons, the Paddleball and Thirst Zapper with the Quantum modification makes it into some of the most powerful weapons in the series, with one of the lightest weights

[@johnsapp8810]

Other than only getting one shot every 24 hours, the downside to Euclid's C-Finder is that it can only be used outside.

[@kayshanraj9009]

15:18 Morningstar gun:"By not donating to charity, you indirectly murder thousands of people." Me:"THAT'S THE IDEA DUMB ****!!"

[@lenerflenerius7808]

i'm loving the "i didn't say play a clip"

[@Ghostmaker141]

Jane, I've used pans to cook stake, toast bread, make pasta sauce, fry chicken, threat my sibling... You should change you brand of pans?

[@Hellwyck]

you cooked a long, sharp piece of wood?

[@marhawkman303]

@@Hellwyck well, see.. some kinds of stake need to have the surface hardened for maximum effectiveness. Searing it in a frying pan is one way to get that done.

[@UnexSpecter]

#3 Allow me to quote Deadpool for a sec: “You’re so dark! Are you sure you aren’t from the dc universe? *I LOVE DUBSTEP!*” **bangarang plays**

[@Frogdude7969]

"Deadlier than a box jelly fish with a flamethrower" I loved that