#7 The Suicide Guy

I compiled a top 15 list of my favorite routines from the greatest stand-up comedian of all time, the late, great George Carlin.

[@Llamaland56]

There's 15 people who died while you watched this video

[@Enjoymentboy]

It's a good start. 7.5 billion left to go.

[@raresteakcubes3109]

@@Enjoymentboy the edge is real

[@FormerGovernmentHuman]

Darian James let’s not dissuade great ideas

[@steveriley4956]

Ezekiel Pina too bad you weren't one of them

[@anactualalpaca7016]

Oh-

[@caseypowell9030]

It's sad but ture what have we come to I thought this when I got divorced then I thought why give them the satisfaction that's what they wanted is for me to disappear so in the famous of George God bless you.. fuck um it's my life lol

[@robrohrer2014]

It's ALWAYS something 😢

[@gailcarson2565]

This is so fucken funny

[@jonlundgren562]

As Bill Burr said, When are you gonna lift your end of the couch ?

[@Cyber_Samurai20]

I often wonder how many people in the audience he saved that night with this skit.

[@wilhelmvg9978]

When I nearly had a suicide attempt, I used my Walmart credit card to pay for the hotel room. “That’s it I’m killing my self and Walmart’s paying for it” will always make me laugh.

[@ericortega1745]

Are you feeling good today.👍

[@annyeong6373]

I did that! But it was my parents credit card, oops! “You started this! And you can help end it!”

[@condorsouthernlands4730]

@@ericortega1745he didn’t respond ffs🤦‍♂️😆

[@justinsmith4562]

What year was that? Are you thankful you lived?

[@guardianforever4948]

Did you get good rates on that credit card? Sometimes they give you 0% when it's a new card and a chance to import debts from other cards. You would have really cleaned up on that!

[@jamesmay6674]

That bit about the guy opening the razor blades.. "ahh shit its always something goddamnir" got me so good

[@Esotereclectic]

And the guy ends up cutting himself while trying to fish one of them out of the package...just his luck!

[@jamesmay6674]

@Tytyx2 honestly, I think you need to like the pain. Everyone's got their own way, maybe yours is a little less gruesome.

[@jamesmay6674]

@Tytyx2 I definitely wouldn't ask her about her scars.. if she doesnt bring it up then you'll never know, but you could gain her trust and give her some information about yourself that she can relate to.. you guys are probably quite similar if you both are too chicken to donit haha

[@igorblyat7839]

@Tytyx2 ok, good luck in the afterlife that doesn't exist

[@foxface04]

@Tytyx2 weird flex but ok.

[@matthewtomasulo5714]

“Hell if I could express myself I wouldn’t have to be doing this” so accurate to the people who go through it.

[@DirtBlockGames]

"I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it". Thats so fucking funny. Feel like some of the audience missed it

[@jacobh869]

Ur an ace hole

[@Tictac-s2e]

@Lukas Sayler nah, it was funny

[@DirtBlockGames]

420 Jake not sure if that’s a witty comment or a troll insult or a typo...

[@DirtBlockGames]

Lukas Sayler Fair enough. I think it’s a funny line. Each to their own

[@markofr6607]

Yup!... It wasn't a punchline i guess... he said it in a subtile way... I did catch it and now im going to use it in everyday life. I love George Carlin comedy very much.

[@vadaski5038]

Hell if I could Express myself I wouldn't be killing myself lol

[@paul-ye3ut]

Thats pretty true most people don't wanna learn understand or listen so when you try to express yourself and it seems no one cares about you or your terrible situation you feel hopeless and suicide starts seeming like a viable option.

[@phatkin]

"I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it." I love this guy.

[@rudowakening3638]

Leon I laugh like a maniac at that line every time. Fucking brilliant.

[@misterhappy8682]

Suicide? That's the last thing I'd ever do .

[@donlitos]

That quip flew over the audience's head

[@estefaniamondongo2860]

YA DEJAME DE JODER

[@junipersnow1]

Thats why he was and still is the Best Comic that ever lived....

[@russellcampbell9198]

Only George could make suicide so funny and on point.

[@awesomenova6355]

@Blue Man XD

[@air6665]

Nah i always thought suicide was funny

[@omeloithemarshmallow7663]

True af

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

@Blue Man xuse if this is not a joke ur a Fucking sack of horse shit

[@j.t.thomas1859]

@Blue Man That's fuckin wrong 😂😂😂

[@voldemort008]

"Well, that's it then. I'm hangin myself and Wal-Mart's payin for it!"

[@blop-a-blop9419]

That's a more plausible and reasonable plan than Donald Trump's fukin wall ! If that guy could become reasonable at times ... 🙄

[@blop-a-blop9419]

@Mathieu Champagne "Wal-Mart's payin for it" , "I'll make Mexico pay for it" , do you need further explanations ? Is your brain incapable of making links ?

[@ZGGordan]

technically the bank will pay, which is even more hilarious :D

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

where in the dark green dog shit did that come from?@@blop-a-blop9419

[@skyflowers1388]

Signed the corpse in this room. Lol

[@john.m.shukites]

+Sky Flowers P.S. Fuck you people!

[@braywyatt6163]

he is really funny!! now I'm sure he doesn't really mean most of the things he says something's he says are rude but he's funny

[@gailcarson2565]

Sky Flowers

[@gailcarson2565]

So fucken funny

[@zc3967]

Sky Flowers I was doing just fine until you people came along. PS. FUCK YOU

[@billbaker3393]

I've just recently discovered George Carlin. As someone who has struggled with mental illness for the majority of my adolescence, this hits home. In a weird way, it's as if he's not trying to be funny. Yes he's a comedian, but it seems he's just talking to the audience as if he were off stage. Discussing very serious issues, but somehow manages to keep the mood in the room light. It's amazing.

[@UniqueGeekFreak]

lol yes! I love his sinister dark comedy thoughts, no filter whatsoever lol The bitterness & delivery is what makes it for me, in all seriousness. I can genuinely vouch that he says a lot of what i'd myself would like to say to ppl lol Buuuuut that would leave me with no friends....oh wait i dont have any friends anyways lol

[@sangwooToobnoob]

comic genius. have you seen his stuff on tv back in the 60's (?). the bit about Cowboys and Indians is classic

[@cornpop44]

Yea thats George. Its comedy for the soul. Hope u find your path.

[@rosesmith6925]

Bill Baker, you really need to look up his stuff, he's a real treasure. The other day my daughter and I were moving stuff out to the garage so carpets could be put in. She said "I can't believe how much shit we have(mostly c/o the kids toys). I responded with "you're stuff is shit, my stuff is stuff". One of my favorite lines of his. Yes, sometimes his honesty really hits home. I know when I OD'd all the things he said ran through my mind. He's one of only 3 comedians I've ever felt was worth paying to see( along with Lewis Black and Sinbad). Take care of yourself Bill, because you're worth it.

[@poophayd]

The best comedians are philosophers at their core

[@mellowlink1215]

His body aged, but his mind stays sharp.

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

It's always like this.

[@haroldfrets1268]

Happens a lot. What's the big deal?

[@nunyabizwacks6711]

In the whole scheme of things, he died young unfortunately

[@kathifidalgo0]

@@nunyabizwacks6711 he died at 71 that's not young

[@nunyabizwacks6711]

@@kathifidalgo0 i dunno 71 is fairly young for the time he died. i mean yea its old but its kinda like in the beginning stages of old. 71 was pretty long life 100 years ago, not so much in mid 2000s

[@PlumbPitiful]

To quote Meg Griffin on the 'art' of wrist cutting: "Sideways for attention. Longways for results."

[@arthistorynerd]

With both u get the most fun

[@matthewjackman8410]

Pretty sure that's a Carlin quote, or at least I read it in his voice

[@callmenorman631]

Matthew Jackman nah it’s a meg one

[@soundwaveproductivity2081]

If you want to do it properly use a straight razor and take a warm bath 😉👍

[@oz_jones]

Down the road, not across the street

[@rudowakening3638]

“Aww shit, it’s always something, goddammit”

[@sgt.tsunami4131]

Hey guys guess what!!! Keep on reading, i hope u are fine.... I am not fine.. Part kills me everytime Lmfao

[@upogino2242]

HASAKY

[@micheles.1179]

This reminds me comedy can be funny and brilliant even if you’re not laughing really hard. A good friend of mine once said “good comedy makes either makes me look at things differently or feel less alone.” This does both and the real payoff is in the end when you actually imagine how funny and so screwed up but still so so funny it would be to sign a suicide note “Sincerely, the corpse in this room.” You can’t even wrap your head around it and he not only thought it he had the balls to say it on stage. RIP Carlin.

[@Adrianngeorge]

The probably with this kind of comedy, which I like, is that it's not for everyone, and most of the time, audiences don't want it.

[@nunyabizwacks6711]

Im TIRED of this shit TIRED of this shit im TIRED

[@Mii.2.0]

The 90s was when George Carlin became the angriest comedian of all time. In America. That's when he'd gotten popular!

[@city-munky]

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[@estelaminondo8865]

​@@Adrianngeorge 😂

[@faizanbaig2840]

The older he got, the better he got to become

[@davidtrindle6473]

Faizan Baig He was very funny in the early 60s and a real innovator. My brother and i would get his albums and laugh our asses off over and over. Another really funny innovator and superstars in the 60s was Bill Cosby-but later hr morphed into a real turd

[@PiOfficial]

The fuck you on about he went downhill real fast around 2001

[@hasselett]

I think he peaked around the 90s to the early 2000s...

[@nunyabizwacks6711]

It just depends on which era of Carlin you like...i personally like them all, but hes got some pretty varying styles throughout the years. I think most of us are really familiar with his later stuff, but i truly enjoy his older stuff as well and the style he implemented then. I really liked 70s Carlin.

[@Mii.2.0]

@@nunyabizwacks6711 50s Carlin ate more like knock knock jokes and sayings. 60s Carlin were... I don't know. 70s Carlin are when he started being more offensive to the point of being arrested for it. 80s Carlin is the same thing just _slightly_ offensive. But 90s on the other hand... hOLY SHIT. Same thing with 2000s.

[@Anti-furry-09]

"if I could express myself I wouldn't be doing something like this" Damn that hit me hard

[@notsodailydiscorddump1610]

it's so paradoxical 😂

[@Crimsontide-rr4sc]

My dad showed me this guy and I love his material he took his own life a couple years ago rip old man

[@deathpresent101]

xPelican he’s saying his dad committed suicide not carlen

[@RaoulDukeSr]

My father took his life aswell on my 12th birthday, I'm now 40. What it taught me (because I knew even at 12),that one must take a positive from it right away...was that he acted and did it so I wouldn't have to!maybe our dads are enjoying a nice stiff drink together right now. Stay strong,unique,and the apex of being sentient, one love.

[@YaoEspirito]

Gotta punctuate, dude.

[@johnrockyryan]

Bro these comments are tragic but at the same time people know that they aren't alone its beatiful

[@bigpotato7804]

@@RaoulDukeSrdude on your 12th birthday oh my god!

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

I miss this old school comedy... now everyone is worried about offending someone. fuck political correctness!

[@myalaskalife5837]

wesley Hempoli yes i so agree

[@korky-7349]

Agreed!

[@brokenking5044]

Im offended

[@parttimehuman]

So brave.

[@falconeshield]

Grow up

[@emptybucket1988]

I never get bored of George Carlin

[@jamesagwe2981]

I know a guy who played this at his funeral He killed himself

[@kathurtado13]

You're kidding???

[@kohnfutner9637]

Was it George Carlin?

[@runlikebettis3677]

I think you mean, I knew I guy

[@kathurtado13]

@@runlikebettis3677 Fail!

[@Mii.2.0]

@HL Yeah. I knew a guy who did exactly that.

[@Its_only_a_model]

The self dialogue he was doing about what people think about when they are planning suicide is so true.

[@signifidelica2819]

"Wednesday's out, gotta take Timmy to the circues" pffhahaha

[@iamgort70]

Genius!!....none such as George shall pass this way again... magic in a bottle...never to be surpassed! Miss you everyday George,, love you mate! (*p.s. my dad committed suicide) for complex reasons...that George touched on. One of my fav comics.

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

I hope ur doing good. Can't imagine if a family member of mine did that

[@MadScientist267]

He will never appear in likeness again because society embraces this pansy PC bullshit today 🤷‍♂️

[@ducksnhell]

Family package deals.... lol

[@americansteele1174]

Chris Benoit

[@vincentnelms5987]

I saw him live at the Fox theater for his last performance there before he passed. I am glad I didn't miss the opportunity. He was always funny and still makes me laugh.

[@threadtapwhisperer5136]

As someone who wakes up suicidal every damn day, I feel George carlin was sarcasticallu bringing light upon this issue. Praise Carlin!

[@michaelreynolds7469]

hope you’re doing better, one day at a time ❤

[@wadeparker8695]

You’re not alone. I think about it a lot. Laughing helps, cheers

[@rburrows7786]

@@wadeparker8695stop thinking about it! Tomorrow is a new day. Death is final. Life is loaded with possibilities friend, you never know what tomorrow will bring

[@Ramzblood]

This is cringe comedy at its worst! Any idea how many young people commit suicide? Do you know that your soul ends up in Limbo until it dies. "You", basically disappear into nothingness. There's no bright "light" to suicide. Which just makes so insane that soany people do it. The 🌎 world is Hell

[@sirg-had8821]

Hence the suicide. Do try and keep up.

[@grahambunton377]

"Let's go out to a comedy show to take our minds of of Dads suicide" "Any suggestions ?"

[@martenhoyle]

This special has always been important to me. It helped me get through a very tough time and viewing this routine in particular managed to dissolve some rather adverse t thought patterns. "Wednesday's out, gotta take Timmy to the circus" is hilarious not only as a good line, but as a very realistic line when you have these kinds of thoughts.

[@michaelpondo6324]

Carlin is the best satirist in the world. He s a genius at social commentary and. Makin us think for ourselves. Miss him a lot.

[@dikhed1983]

I don't usually like stand-up, but I love this guy.

[@UniqueGeekFreak]

Same here! My sis shared Michael Mcintyre, british bloke stand up comedian, he's funny too imo :) Not like carlin, but still

[@lilbearbjj]

He was truly a legend

[@candykanefpv]

"if you want to be truly equal, then you'll need to start taking your own lives in greater numbers"

[@Authorised-q5s]

😊🤭

[@johnruggiero4205]

He made everything funny. He also made it real. He didn’t use soft language, and never shied away from sensitive topics. He was rarely wrong about anything you said. As time continues the philosophy of the great George carlin plays out before our very eyes!

[@bttffreak4]

this was the very first Geroge Carlin bit I ever heard xD

[@monolithgeometry3221]

Welcome to 'the real world' ,glad you could finally make it!

[@tomstonemale]

Mine was the "Nobody wants to die" when he was younger on those fabulous pants he was wearing

[@TheGuardian60]

" That's it, then, I'm hanging myself and Walmart's paying for it" 😂

[@sadem1045]

semi-suicidal because of stuff i'm going through at college. somehow suicide jokes make me feel better if only a little bit.

[@TCM215]

Suicide. The permanent solution to a temporary problem. Hang in there dude

[@TCM215]

​@K Wyou may as well of just said you're a total douche

[@bigdickmcgee3293]

Scott Martin I mean it is a possibility... I’d say knife

[@markjoseph7427]

You still alive lady?

[@rondy702]

Scott Martin College is just perseverance! You can get thru it! You can sleep next year! I struggle with depression and that's all I basically think of! Suicide!

[@FrankiePace]

Met George backstage once in Atlantic City A totally unassuming gentle human being without the ego....I watched his show and watch the master at his best

[@arsonfly]

"I don't think a writer could ever kill themselves" Ernest Hemingway has entered the chat

[@allencollins6031]

And Virginia W.

[@romeosantos3261]

Sadegh Hedayat

[@rogersouthall8963]

and Emliy Dickinson

[@vaibhavsingh6164]

He was soooooo good. What a performer

[@TheRealGnolti]

The audience may be having a hard time riding Carlin's train here, but there are few things better than to see a comedian of GC's genius attempt such a dangerous number--and succeed brilliantly. Man, this guy was good.

[@Manju_videos]

That’s some dark comedy 🎭

[@hullinstruments]

Can't blame folks these days. I think Carlin would agree. In this day and age if you don't think about it a few times a day then you really are crazy

[@treefrog1018]

😂😂😂George talking about having too many things to do before kms is exactly why I am still alive. Just a few weeks ago, I thought to end things but then I remembered I'm going on holiday in a month. Damn. Already paid for my flight.

[@Auritilien]

This, it's such a drag to do it, there's always something 😂

[@evanharrison4054]

You go on holidays and you contemplate offing yourself? Hell, I'm in my 30s and still live with my "parents" who crippled me when I was 20, the "people" who did everything to make sure I can't finish my education, who starved me, beat me and tried to kill me when I was too small to defend myself, and I still don't think about ending it all. I'm unemployed, uneducated and I have zero access to healthcare. I focus on a possible positive future where I don't see these people again and I can live without constant, excruciating physical pain and walk again or maybe even run... I don't want to die, because I have yet to have a single good day in my life. ...at this rate, I'm going to live forever. Point is, maybe pick better vacation destinations or something. I recommend somewhere quiet where you can contemplate and see nature.

[@feralproductions9445]

George could talk about anything and it be funny.

[@umok5091]

This guy is gold . Had a bad year but he made me crack up multiple times

[@joestands9842]

This shits funny in a demented kinda of way

[@jameswilliams3241]

He coalesces the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension. The definition of a stand up philosopher.

[@ChrisFear9]

Haha isn't that from History of the World?

[@jameswilliams3241]

@@ChrisFear9 O Yeah.

[@bcal8118]

Stop sniffing your own farts it's not healthy

[@henrydouberly3950]

This guy's voice alone is pure gold, let alone the amazing stand up!!!

[@LemonChieff]

I've been dealing with suicide over the past couple/three years. Two of my friends died. I miss them. This was funny tho. But in a weird way. You know the laughing through your tears way? Welp.

[@MD-hy9jv]

*hug* I hope you're doing better now

[@mythghost]

i love this and then realized that by the time i was done watching this 211 people will have committed suicide. oh well its sad but i cant stop them unless i meet them

[@terrythomas790]

@@chaunceyhulbert2711 He hasnt replied, has he?

[@xxXthekevXxx]

If you’re going by his “1 every 30 seconds” then 15 people die while you watch this 7.5-minute video.

[@professorswaggamuffin7572]

That's a genius way to navigate some very dark shit. It can be a beautiful thing to laugh at the worst stuff imaginable if you can approach it right.

[@alexbowman7582]

He almost killed himself, not deliberately though, with cocaine, it may have eventually killed him though he died of heart failure.

[@rain.0_0.]

"I couldn't kill myself if my life depended on it" 😅

[@sionmagee33]

Holy shit, this is the darkest thing I've ever heard 😂

[@gokhanozmen7491]

''I could never commit suicide''.. Sure, why would you? You have money.. You can say whatever the fuck you want and you have an audience. You can do many things you want, of course life is interesting to you. It's amazing how he can think about all the real details a suicidal man thinks about such as finding a method etc. but never questions what led him to this point in the first place? No happy, satisfied man would do that shit obviously. And we're not living in a perfect, fair world. Most of the time, economy is shit, society is a lie, sometimes you try and try, and nothing happens.. Carlin is a smart guy and thinks different but I also realize that even such smart guys sometimes don't know anything about empathy. And yes, I am a guy who thought about suicide few times and I still think about it sometimes as an option to get rid of my problems. And some people also say it's a coward thing to do but I wish I had the balls to do it sometimes, even though these days I can still bare life with help of others, but till when I don't know...

[@jasonotto9126]

Weak

[@goofyahhh254]

He didn't always have money and its not about money. Suicide won't solve your problem anyway is kind of the point but I would never say that to a suicidal person.

[@jamesmack3314]

I always thought how can someone kill themselves,I don’t think I could do it but then 10 years ago I got depression and then I realized it’s a distinct possibility…..

[@bshaun]

Does someone shout "Hemingway" @7:06?

[@lostintheclouds8719]

bshaun yes i heard someone say that

[@Lee_Caesar]

0:57 That dude laughing is having the time of his life

[@nunyabizwacks6711]

I love hearing ppl burst out in authentic laughter like that, its awesome, and as they say, even tho it sounds kinda corny, its true that laughter is contagious.

[@photonjones5908]

There are people who spend much of their lives in some level of Hell on Earth. Many have become deeply self-destructive and incapable of helping themnselves. Carlin's jokes are quite funny, but... if there is a God, then there are also angels weeping in heaven for the shit that goes down in our lives on Earth. There is no bottom to the well of sorrow, and sometimes it is just too painful. take a long moment to be thankful if you are not one of the lost souls thinking hourly on leaving the world early. Peace out.

[@colestaples2010]

He obviously considered suicide

[@MScorpioM]

George couldn't commit suicide because he was having too much fun with himself. That's a lesson for all of us - have fun with your life and you'll have a reason to live 👍.

[@GregZO6]

As Kurt Vonnegut said "we're here to fart around and don't ever forget it"

[@vtwin1979]

Tell Robin Williams that.

[@DarkAbilex]

What I love the most about this personally is I relate to it so much because this is exactly how my brain tackles topics like this. Wish George was here today, looking forward to going through all his old routines.

[@George.Coleman]

Thanks YT Algorithm P.S. interesting that so called 'gender inequality' was an issue back then too

[@SamsarasArt]

Watched this when I was in college. My roommate's name was Marzel and his reaction when George said his name was funny.

[@ashamansedai]

When you feel like commiting suicide but you haven't finished your plan to watch/read list so you can't die in peace

[@ChrisSprenger.]

All a168 people that disliked ... are no longer with us anymore 😂🤦‍♂️ Edit 190

[@doggoslayer5679]

Including George

[@johnthompson7420]

looks bad... how close was this to death.?

[@jamesmack3314]

Getting fairly close..but maybe a few more years

[@danieldavis8607]

This was from the special "Life is Worth Losing" in 2005. He died mid-2008. That year, "It's Bad for Ya" came out, his final show. He looked far worse than he did here.

[@thepotatoshow1887]

He turns the most disturbing shit imaginable into some of the funniest shit imaginable, wish I could have met this legend before the angels took him.

[@abc456f]

He would mock you for believing in angels.

[@leilameow9582]

Life is full of a lot of suffering, might as well laugh at it. No use in getting depressed when you can’t do anything about it.

[@TheNightOwl-i8R]

@@leilameow9582 Remember to smile, because it’s only going to get worse

[@RSClassicAngel]

This man is my depression medication. Thank you George.

[@suzieque4438]

He's a comedian first. A philospher second. Or maybe the other way round.

[@ValKearney-du8mk]

You gotta have a good plan, or you could hurt yourself.

[@TheNightOwl-i8R]

I’m 18, How do I get a gun ???????

[@09maximous]

Where to put the date

[@dkelban]

The one and only. A national treasure that we miss.

[@younglove3362]

The sad part is that as a deep thinker I can't even bring myself to laugh at some of these dark humors because of how truthful they are. At this time for me it's educational more than funny.

[@alfonsocantu9992]

Killing myself is like working and stealing..I'm too lazy to work and too nervous to steal...yours very truly Alfonso Cantu USMC

[@naraposthumus8478]

I learned a phrase called bullycide. George would stand up for me. But he's sadly devastatingly gone. George why, robin williams why

[@agentzero9782]

Oh yeah just like Kurt Cobain lead singer to NIRVANA who put the barrel of a Shot Gun in his mouth and pulled the mutha fuckin trigger

[@christopherscotellaro5027]

Grew up listening to this fkn genius. One of a kind for eternity. RIP George - ur greatly missed. We need ya now.

[@lil_j_1889]

I was laughing but crying at the same time.

[@shyguy868]

This guy voiced thomas the tank engine

[@michaelpondo6324]

Thank gid mt brother killed himself. The only thing he ever did for anybody good.

[@sarcasmo57]

It's very sad.

[@JerryAsbury1985]

The look on his face when he looks at his watch lol.

[@OMGpandemic]

Yep. And the way he flings his arm and wrist is fuckin perfect!

[@geraldspencer8679]

As much as I love George's suicide note, it still doesn't beat Billy Crystal's note in Analyze This: Life sucks! I can't fucking take it no more! The Dead Guy

[@balkanbully]

I had a friend who committed suicide many many years ago. And I still find this guy funny as hell. What a master

[@CadencexCascade]

Well he's not glorifying suicide or even laughing at people who do it. He's mocking the act of suicide itself and the ridiculousness of society to care about minutia by juxtaposing it with the overwhelming dread someone feels prior to dying this way. Also, at the end of this bit, he gives a reason to live, to observe and laugh at humanity. So while trying to make something about suicide funny (which is most likely his main objective as a comic,) he's doing a bit against killing yourself, by illustrating how stupid and pointless it is, as you miss out on interesting things while you're alive.

[@Iconoclasher]

@@CadencexCascade Well said 😊👍

[@gagahusband]

Do you have black friends too?

[@BL-sd2qw]

​@@iamgroot4080 wtf

[@hotpotato9149]

I AM NOT FINE!😂😂😂

[@timothymiata1384]

This actually helped not commit suicide

[@cmen6895]

Gotta joke about the things that hurts the most

[@korosuke1788]

I often think about killing myself, but I'm just too scared to do it. What if I fail? I already failed in life, I couldn't live with myself if I failed at ending it!

[@rudowakening3638]

Magallanes 2540 Plus, the fuckin’ oven’s electric

[@fearandloathing9976]

tall buildings all over the place....

[@RandyLetellier-bu9eq]

I got my first George Carlin album in 1974. He changed my outlook and perspective on life. Thanks George, your insight has affected millions of human beings. You're sorely missed in these times.

[@willsommervil6141]

I think about suicide every now and then. I act on it twice. I still find this stand up funny as hell. 🤣🤣🤣

[@hirvielain9013]

Didn't laugh a bit.

[@6k911Channel]

Man, when comedy was comedy!

[@jtreal518]

Dont find anythibg funny about suicide.

[@Nerino666]

....put it on my credit card so I won't have to pay afterwards....., genial! and the note in the end.... blyat!