#6 Extreme Human Behavior

I compiled a top 15 list of my favorite routines from the greatest stand-up comedian of all time, the late, great George Carlin.

[@ayokay123]

The greatest truth teller and observational humorist combination ever.

[@navdeepkumar5085]

Truth teller, not so much, a great comedian though. Most observations in this video were factually incorrect. However Great for laughs.

[@ayokay123]

@@navdeepkumar5085 Not sure how old you are, but it'll be interesting to see how many upvotes you get compared to mine.

[@navdeepkumar5085]

@@ayokay123 when did upvotes start deciding facts!!

[@ayokay123]

@@navdeepkumar5085 The moment you chose to dispute them.

[@stackit303]

@@navdeepkumar5085 What parts are factually incorrect?

[@richardmurphy479]

Carlin was unparalleled with a unique ability to call out humanity for what we really are. His observations are truly timeless.

[@exodus6996]

i genuinely never seen a comedian keep an audience entertained while being as political or preachy as him, he truly mastered an art nobody has even came close to

[@jerushamaxwell281]

On this subject, GC is absolutely right!

[@nostalgicdragonballtv3032]

@@exodus6996I love stand up comedy, it’s my biggest passion and you’re correct, the only person I’ve seen captivate an audience and completely hold their attention like George has, is Dave Chapelle.

[@lauraforconi9111]

@@exodus6996 Absolutely!

[@liberty-matrix]

"When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat." - George Carlin

[@Research0digo]

Hi Liberty - awesome YT name. Which monologue was that from, please? Thanks.

[@Nouta1]

They call it the American dream; cuz you have to be asleep to believe it- George Carlin

[@snelgrave101]

How true he was with that 👍 look at America just now, proper freakshow

[@nancyhanson9661]

Yes

[@robertfrank3560]

True

[@flovv4580]

"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." - George Carlin

[@jexelbur6872]

As a disappointed realist, I agree.

[@tonyisnotdead]

he's lucky that he was born in a time that has already seen the idealism of those who contributed to the expansion of our species and our technology

[@user-qr8ze7kw8t]

Truth. So raw. So real. So true.

[@mrrandyleighton]

George Carlin was a genius. He will be missed.

[@cityofchamps66]

IS being missed

[@thegreath.sapiensapien6907]

THE whole world miss him, real humanity spirit

[@teddyt1964]

Absolutely 100%

[@aerondight6538]

He died more than 10 years ago and you’re seemingly acting as he died yesterday.

[@mohammedmayet8228]

His message is pertinent today .I think I saw a message that said a philosopher masquerading a comic very true. Rip

[@robertgage2785]

I cant believe the mind of this guy. he can put more words together than any one ive ever heard. What a QUICK mind.Truly amazing.

[@ivyvines6708]

Robert he was the best. He knew what was happening.

[@ToyokaX]

Yea, he was quite the man. He knew for at least 30 or so years where the west was headed.

[@vladdydaddy185]

If you think he has a quick mind you should type in christopher hitchens on youtube.

[@loafersheffield]

+Kill Maister... I have three heroes Carlin, C Hitchens and Lemmy.... and they're all dead!

[@honesty1234]

Robert Gage you are not slow yo

[@robertwright1410]

"Chances are their wearing a different type of hat. Keep an eye on that it might be important" 😂😂😂

[@brendasmart553]

Sadly, he covered much about the Zionist Movement in all these behaviors. And, they wear tiny hats as a mask merely claiming to be religious to be mass killers for property theft! Following the Ten Commandments any of them, nope! Save Palestinians & their hats!🍀☯️🎯☮️🍀

[@DjTheDon614]

Trumpers

[@MadMax-de5uh]

I swear he saw the future or something

[@liberty-matrix]

"Humanity, just another failed mutation." - George Carlin

[@shriharihudli]

How right he was.

[@tonyisnotdead]

@@shriharihudli he was right based on what? what is a "failed" mutation in terms of the behavior of the species if it includes the most successful species?

[@coffeexmachina4376]

@@tonyisnotdead the point of this conversation has gone over your head mate...

[@raresabraleaks8216]

Bro predicted MAGA hats lmaooo

[@coolvid]

As a child I couldn’t understand his humor and never thought he had any talent, now being 45, I think he was brilliant and I wish he was still here. Imagine having him as your grandpa, so awesome.

[@Tyrfingr]

"Try to live together peacefully... BAM!" Made me think of Bill hicks who said exactly the same thing 30 years ago

[@AlystrZelland]

"Shut him up! We got a lot invested in this ride!"

[@dianewhalen9721]

He sure paints a miserable picture of the human condition.I love him👍

[@jockelocopajdoman]

"semi-civilized beasts". its so true it makes me sad and frightned in the same time

[@TheOwlMan8850]

Jo Cke Like cats

[@daddyrabbit4444]

tesla is probaly #1 on that list

[@phillystevesteak6982]

@Phi6er And which do you think you are?

[@phillystevesteak6982]

@Phi6er No, it's not that obvious to me. Some of the brightest people aren't well-spoken. How could I tell from a simple KZbin comment? If anything, I'd assume you aren't. But you might be. There's no way of knowing. If you think you are, run with it; you just might end up making a difference out there

[@42Mrgreenman]

Always reminds me of two quotes: "The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh." ~Silent Hill "...We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open...Fear the old blood." ~Bloodborne

[@domais68]

The comment below nailed it. Carlin was, among many other things, a bone fide "street" philosopher. (the best kind!) He offered all people a way to look at life through the brilliance of his thought. I like philosophy, my father is a philosophy professor (and I love him) but I struggle to like philosophers. Most make life feel like a disciple and only bullshit to their intellectually snobby colleagues from ivory tower to ivory tower. Life is freaking hard as hell. It's complicated beyond all measure. BUT....a lot of it is a big fucking joke. (no offense...I'm more of a joke than anyone!) I had the pleasure of meeting Carlin in a small, empty West LA bookstore. It was a bold move for me to approach him. I was 21 or 22 and figured there was a chance he'd embarrass and reject me. He didn't at all but he was far from offering a cheesy smile and autograph. He put me to the test. When I thanked him for his work, he noted his appreciation but firmly asked, "why thanks." I quickly explained my Uncle died from a particularly painful and debilitating from of cancer. In his last year, all he asked for was tapes/recordings/anything re: George Carlin. There was mostly crying in the last year of my Uncle's life and Carlin brought in the only laughs. He comforted a debilitated sick man looking at an early death. As I sped through my story, Carlin started to lighten up and then started to cry. He gave me an autograph and thanked me on paper for "one of the greatest compliments of my life." I could tell he didn't feel comfortable crying because he turned his head and tried to hide himself. He was observant enough to realize I was young and broke. I wore two different shoes for a year because I couldn't find any combo at the thrift store big enough to fit size 14 feet. After the autograph, I started to walk aways and he grabbed my arm. Then, to my confusion, he opened his wallet and gave me $100. I told him I didn't want money and couldn't/wouldn't take it. In his brilliance, he said, "pretend you're a Mormon and this donation is to leave me the fuck alone." I laughed and he pushed the money in my shirt pocket. I needed it and I know he could spare it. I think Carlin had a drug problem because he couldn't stand to look at life sober. I get it!! If you're a caring celeb, you'll get money and fame but you also view a unique dark side of life. I can only imagine a common guy telling me that I helped his dying Uncle and distraught family through the final year of cancer. I'd fucking fall into pieces. Rest in peace, Mr. Carlin!

[@freedomspromise8519]

james lachs Good Old George was a Stand Up Philosopher, otherwise known as a Bullshit Artist. I miss his humor and common sense. Very intelligent human being.

[@1truthbegettingtold275]

The comment below always changes... genius.

[@voicevamp]

You totally nailed him. A creative genius of the highest level. I miss his insight & wry wit. You were truly blessed to have met him.

[@b.bailey8244]

thank you; this is a beautiful story. every artist hopes to touch his/her audience and have it be meaningful and real. you gave him a kindness and the best gift by telling him that - and he could then be real with you and share his kindness with you.

[@pablodragonissjaguar8326]

Think I always knew he'd be that kind real human being . Bless his light

[@theunknown21329]

I can't even laugh because of how true this is! R.I.P George.

[@paulmazzola398]

George was spot on. Everything he said applies today.

[@simplefolk8991]

Great quote about human behavior. 6:44 "Then we wonder why a UFO doesn't just land and say hello."

[@user-gr8zn1yp5l]

When the UFO gets near they lock their doors😂😂😂

[@tonyisnotdead]

we wonder because UFO's are unidentified flying objects, so naturally i don't think anything that a UFO could be would have any intention on being identified

[@WaterFlame957]

"Human sacrifice. . . I miss that." 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@patgogan7324]

Early form of organ donor program...lol

[@gmar7836]

Some deserve to be

[@tonyisnotdead]

@@patgogan7324 how does that make sense? it's not clever, just confusing

[@skbennett5761]

A man ahead of his time. I think he was trying to tell us something.

[@martinbisschoff988]

@SK Bennett. One of the wisest things he uttered for me was the "illusion of democracy....and the futility of VOTING." He called the scam "just the other side....of the SAME coin." Absolutely correct. We are experiencing it now....worldwide.

[@ErvCGotti81]

I Love him for his unique ability to put us in our place. Much respect and rest in peace.

[@jacobbyrd8737]

I could listen to this guy talk for hours

[@wjkathman]

Favorite line: "Hey Jack -- you don't want to get your head cut off? Stay the fuck in Oklahoma!" A simple yet beautiful point that many Americans would probably prefer to ignore.

[@MrTynanDraper]

don't forget the "hired mercenary" part.

[@commie563]

Mine too

[@somethingclever4563]

His "okay?!" after punchlines is so hilarious to me

[@hippieeyez7636]

Miss that man. There'll never be another like him

[@dylantribbey7636]

Every time I get comfortable with life I watch his videos

[@persiancolor8946]

Same here.

[@ryu7408]

My favorite comedian.

[@aprk]

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” - J. Krishnamurti

[@wjkathman]

Great bit to select for your list. I love this one too! Carlin never shied away from the darkest aspects of human existence. He deserves massive kudos for that.

[@tonyisnotdead]

he didn't because it's not new for us to generalize ourselves.

[@r.dbergman4034]

This guy was genuine. Died at the height of his genius..

[@Kaxopilla]

0:33 This moment is incredible. The crowd keeps clapping because every single one of them feels the coming joke so rawly and truly.

[@alawamalawam53]

This masterpiece warms my soul

[@domgoings6722]

He was and still is at the top of the game

[@turtlegreer1928]

The realist man who never held back told the truth 💯 the best 💯

[@darwindwelle5267]

This man was a genius!!

[@Knaeben]

He was a genius. I wish he was still with us...

[@Research0digo]

GOD bless you, George Carlin. My favorite atheist comedian. You are sorely missed.

[@stefanimurray8543]

Carlin lives! No matter how long times fly he’s relevant a GENIUS! I miss this MAN!

[@Bestestboii]

this guy was a genius in every sense of the word

[@attonapz6081]

"Might as well be, Steve." 😂😂

[@lukeinvictus]

There's no comma

[@craigdougan8484]

Prehistoric emotions, medieval institutions, and modern weapons. What's our future?

[@jobelthirty1294]

A whole big steaming pile of shit, in all areas.

[@kieran1a2]

Humans are great. We're capable of reason. We deserve to live. We're awesome!

[@kieran1a2]

@108johnny We value certain things like convenience and productivity more than mild pollution. Obviously if it's pollution so harsh that it's violating peoples rights (like China) that's a violation of their human rights. If you value yourself and someone is threatening you then killing them is okay, so things like nuclear weapons are fantastic for that purpose. "Our reason is why we deserve extinction." You sound nihilistic.

[@percy81]

Pretty soon it will all turn to dust

[@MSRooky350z]

@@kieran1a2 thats the reason we deserve it most... we KNOW that what we are doing is selfish, stupid and wrong... and we still do it...

[@khalidchaudhry6754]

George is is the MASTER of comedy. We miss him

[@condensermike]

Dark but true. Thanks, George. RIP

[@KevinMichaelCallihan]

George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing is one of his last I bought and gave to my kids so they might learn something.

[@mellowyellow2022]

I will miss Georges' presence. One of a kind. Brilliant mind.

[@turtlegreer1928]

This man was the best comedian of all time was the goat #1 🇺🇸 💪🇺🇲

[@sethwetzel974]

Pure Genius. Nobody got a mind like Carlin's and nobody ever will either. So glad to have seen him live three times for his HBO specials three times.

[@cosmicabyss7358]

Nobody ever will huh? You sure have a tiny narrow view of the future.

[@alanshotts3373]

George Carlin tells it like it is and he is the best and he will be missed alot thank you

[@abdullahaboobakker1758]

Legend lives on forever 🙌❤👏RIP George miss you 😢

[@user-uj9cc5ch5p]

The best part of George Carlin was that he wasn't afraid to offend someone. He probably be protested for the things he said today. Mr. X

[@jenninelombardo8771]

One of the best comedians, rip!

[@rezatavakolee1075]

LONG LIVE LATE GREAT GEORGE CARLIN, HE WAS SOMETHING ELSE OVERALL THAT SURELY NOBODY CAN EVER MATCH AS A COMEDIAN & TRULY A FANTASTIC CRITICAL MIND. HEAVEN COULD NOT WAIT FOR HIM MUCH LONGER. R.I.P

[@chilliwraslin2510]

1:13 "keep an eye on that it may be important" lol brilliant

[@mahlina1220]

Kinda prophetic actually..😂

[@pardus5045]

"You strap on guns and go to another man's land, you'd better wait for some action jack!"

[@maruzik]

Thank you for sharing Carlin's words of wisdom...

[@maruzik]

As the echoe of our conscience...

[@muckey7800]

"You know the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers, they're already there. "- George Carlin. Next level shock humor 😂

[@isabellaaragon144]

He speaks what I was always thinking. Grate!

[@geo6892000]

great!

[@rosemolenaar]

I've seen them all from George Carlin and boy is he right. He is great.

[@rexochroy2]

His mind sure worked sideways , he was so critical of us all and yet we find it funny as hell .

[@bionicbenofficial]

I love his stage sets, it reminds me of sitcoms.

[@shawntemper7233]

This guy is a genius and sharp as a tack at what? 70+ years.

[@taratownsend6408]

I love and so miss this brilliant man.

[@notestflights]

literally predicted maga hats

[@kikoayari1962]

Confident until the day he died.George Carlin is an icon.

[@tartaro11]

Carlin "The Greatest"!!!!!!

[@jdbhatts2912]

+d m man never do that. bill hicks was way ahead of these guys

[@simeonkanu4392]

Finally someone who speaks out my mind about humanity

[@larrykanner37]

Thanks George. Miss you terribly!

[@jeetkunedophysiologymore4221]

I ALWAYS liked his comedy.. even as a kid... not knowing much about what he was talking about...lol

[@gillestremblay3465]

«What we are is semi-civilized beasts with baseball caps and automatic weapons.» Well, I also read this from a french writer some time ago - he obviously refered to Laborit's reptilian brain writing it: «Man is a crocodile who owns the atomic bomb»!

[@SCHensley]

Full of wisdom, mostly sounds like experiance either personally or just by watching.

[@sabrina.h2737]

Be the change you want to see in the world. 🌱

[@gillestremblay3465]

Well, thinking about the necrophilia bit AND the Luka Rocco Magnotta's trial actually going on, that's enough to make one feel uneasy (to say the least), however hilarious that bit can be. "And then, we wonder why a UFO doesn't just land and say Hello!..."

[@mudza92]

+Gilles Tremblay what UFO? why are people so dumb to believe in that shit. You think there is aliens somewhere? Even if the aliens exist they are probabli thousands of light years away and we will never meet them, manking will never ever have any contact with aliens. I personaly think there is no aliens at all, but even if they exist they would probably look at us like we look at ants. But like I said there is 0 chance that we will ever see aliens ever

[@peachout6227]

+mudza92 I believe there are aliens somewhere. But I also believe that those planets and society will never be found by human. I also think that if they do existed then they will be just like us if not a shittier version. People talking about aliens as high-tek well-adapted gods and will destroy us when they came here, but aren't we just who we are due to natural cause??Why can you be so sure that at some far away planet with 0.01% chance of being the same natural condition as we do, people there wont do fucked up shits like us????Everything happened to humans are mostly cause by natural reasons, means it will happen eventually, so why haven't people expect the same as aliens history? We all stuck with with this "god-like aliens are outhere" , scientists making dumb, vivid theories....they might be right but I rather believe in some Dorito religion than to hope for a out-siders visits to earth in my or my grandson lifetime. Money and efforts put in space explore, in the fear of being wiped out for a couple of years later for climate changing.....just accept your death already. I need some coffee right now ;_;

[@JTisOneCrazyMan20]

bro Leo aliens exist. They have been known about for thousands and thousands of years. They have been here on our planet since the 40s

[@derrickrobertson3334]

@@mudza92 it's narrown minded to believe that we are the only civilized species in the Galaxy. Haha "but we are special". No, you're not Special.

[@claycohen8506]

He predicted the MAGA hat situation.....

[@nawedex8150]

It’s actually pretty fucking liberating when you think about it. That we in his words are “semi civilized beasts”. The thought of being beheaded anytime or beaten with a club then fucked while dead is actually more comforting than the existential terror we let ourselves rot in.

[@michaelrief4424]

Speaking of death I will never forget the funeral I went to in my 20’s and the husband of his deceased wife began to pull his dead wife out of the coffin because he couldn’t stand to part with her. That’s somewhat heartbreaking but at the time it was the scariest thing I had ever seen. Needless to say I was out of that funeral home like a rocket.

[@pardus5045]

What can he do with the body of his dead wife? Necrophilia?

[@snelgrave101]

I don't know if it was George or bill Hicks that first came out with the assassination of peaceful people like Jesus, Lennon, JFK etc, either way their spot on and i love both of them, my top 3 comedians ever are George, Richard Pryor and bill hicks.

[@chriswells2010]

People who hate each other usually wear different hats. Keep an eye on that it might be important...

[@mahlina1220]

Prophetic.. now it’s going to be the MAGAS vs. Zionists. *They are only temporary friends for now.

[@josh18230]

There was a beheading in oklahoma this week. Reminded me of this skit. Eerie.

[@verzeda]

shocker: people do fucked up shit everywhere at some point in time 😂

[@ccc0909]

@@verzeda 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't contain myself.... You're so on point...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KarmasPerjury]

this is gonna be the first things aliens fully decode :P

[@domari9459]

Well done man. This is the best stuff from Carlin, intellectually stimulating and awakening while at the same time down to earth funny. We won't see his kind again. That much is certain.

[@cosmicabyss7358]

How is that certain stupid? What an incredibly dumb comment. Lol

[@garyscramstad1771]

His really dark time....still the best philosopher

[@ElizabethBowden-hr3nq]

Different hats !!! George woud have a lot of material today

[@claudettes9697]

The Fermi paradox explained easily

[@JacobConkin]

I believe geroge carlin is modern day jesus preaching the truth

[@NinjaNuggets21]

“You gotta be all out of beef jerky man, you must be really fucking hungry.” 😂😂😂

[@opusonline7456]

I like the moral question he emphasized correcting that it wasn't rhetorical.

[@scorchedrosearts7821]

A true Comedian. . .

[@briancdaniel4186]

Total fucking genius. Miss this guy

[@freedomspromise8519]

I loved George! Laugh riot and philosophy in the same skit.

[@andrealindsey7736]

Meta won't let me share GC videos because the truth hurts. I've been listening to and watching this man speak since I was a baby. My parents were big fans of his and collected vinyl. Toledo Window Box has a great cover! My Dad and I always watched his HBO specials together once he started doing them. He opened my eyes to the truth of the world more than any other writer, philosopher or stoic I'd ever studied. Becaue he took all of his own combined life widsom and shared it in a way people would understand and deeply enjoy. It's all the Great and Secret show until the wool gets pulled away from the eyes.

[@ScytheNeoX]

am I the only one who sees George Carlin playing as Trevor in gta 5 if he were still alive.

[@braywyatt6163]

I may not agree with George Carlin on everything but I damn sure agree with him on this video

[@rosemaryharrington3183]

Tears in my eyes funny!

[@namebp]

Go back to class

[@etrigan1389]

Scythe Sin the only thing is he doesn't like characters like Trevor Carlin has had his history with drugs but nothing hard like Trevor has done and unlike George Carlin Trevor is actually a cannibal he talks about it several times when you switch to him during the game

[@sizzlepants8525]

Trevor has to be simon from TWD

[@heathershaw9122]

Thank you Alienb being for putting this up!!! Brilliant guy!! #justice4brianharvey

[@guthax30]

"...keep an eye on that. it might be important"-george carlin on our hat-differences.

[@amyyoungblood9464]

He was so before his time and also he is the most honest intellectual person that turned his back on society and spoke his truth ...the truth 🙌 💯 👏 and didn't give a fuck. George Carlin is the ultimate TRUTH SPREADER 🙌 There will never ever be anyone else like him.

[@MiKostadinovic]

The level of intelligence one must have to 1. understand and 2. see this as de facto reality is uncanny. And George Carlin had it.

[@michaelbarritt9573]

He is the best teacher we could have had Miguelito

[@Bobster986]

Carlin was a one-man rock band in his own right.

[@joyamondal6791]

Respect Genius…. RIP !😢🙏🏼👏

[@boutchie06]

The ability to think has both positives and negatives, it certainly doesn't make us superior.

[@dirkphilly]

Mr. Carlin is my favorite comedian. Nobody can match him so far.

[@rotfaun2852]

This is kinda how I see this world

[@rotfaun2852]

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[@nature6483]

When I first started watching George Carlin I thought he was just a jackass, but when I take a deeper look, he had a true heart of gold and truly cared, but he is very rough around the edges