78,000 Phones Stolen This Year | Phone Theft Epidemic | Grumpy Old Men with Mike, Kevin & Mark

[@talktv]

What makes you GRUMPY? Let us know and we'll include it in a future show!

[@minniethegeek1500]

Talk TV only putting up short clips instead of whole shows, so I have to search for them on YT. You do realise many of your listeners are overseas?? Apart from that, I'm a perfectly cheerful 47 yo 😂😂😂

[@Charger425]

Where to start; Un-skippable KZbin ads. AI predictive answers on emails. People who push in. People who don't say thank you. People who spit. Chavs. Wokeism. Uncontrolled immigration. Hypocritical politicians (notably Keir Starmer, and Angela Rayner in particular). Pretentious people. Paywalls. Supermarkets who only ever have one checkout manned despite the fact that there is a queue. Loud people. Those idiots who deliver takeaway food on electric bikes. Gary Lineker. My local council. People who endlessly bang on about how wonderful electric vehicles are (they are not). Just Stop Oil (or whatever the 'in thing' is this week). Selfish people. Greta 'Thunderbug'. People who drop litter. People who cannot or will not accept the fact that we voted to leave the EU and keep banging on about 'what a disaster Brexit is/was', but refusing to acknowledge the fact that the reason a complete pigs ear was made was because we had politicians negotiating who claimed to be pro-leave, yet were a bunch of remainers who had no intention of leaving. Politicians who are incapable of giving a straight answer to a straight question. Fireworks and idiots that set them off pre-Guy Fawkes night and every night right up past the New Year. People who fill up their car at a petrol station then sod anybody else who is waiting to use the pump, and spend half an hour doing their shopping. The BBC. Rap and Hip Hop music. People who play music loudly and open every window in the house so we can all 'benefit' from it. Soccer. Boy/Girl racers. Tabloids. The joke that is the British judicial system. People who talk the country down. Christmas advertising starting in August. Idiots who fit backfiring popping exhausts to their cars or accelerate under bridges so we can all check out their 'reverb'. Political correctness. People who dawdle or insist on holding a conversation in the middle of the pavement therefore forcing me to walk around them into traffic. Charles Amos (that bloke James Whale had on the other night). Team-building exercises and 'blue-sky thinking'. Red tape. Civil servants. Payment apps that don't work. Hope that helps!

[@shivaunt71]

Nothing works in this country. When driving, toilet cubicles are locked up. Diesel pumps are locked up, Greggs only take cash and they only tell you after you have queued for ten minutes. I could go on.

[@sameoldrecord]

Love the grumpy old men

[@caryfielder3796]

Grumpy is the way forward. The way the UK operates these days, how is it possible not to be! Mike G is a legend btw 😊

[@JosephineClatworthy]

Love Kevin and Michael they are like the two ronnies 👏👏👍

[@Maxinebb64]

Love this show 🎉hilarious

[@krisdiamond4045]

brilliant , luv it.more more more.

[@JeanneOlivetree]

Love you all! ❤❤❤

[@Moon133.]

Mike and Kev are hilarious. Their morning show was the best!

[@mariannesmith9404]

I am not a grumpy old man. I am a grumpy old woman who agrees with all you say. I love a good old rant.❤

[@helenaawdry8916]

Same here. 😂

[@BobChancer]

I used to dislike mike.... he would be constantly bashing the tories.... but in the last year i came to realise mike will shred anyone in the public eye that deserves it! Making him one of the few reporter types still out there that has any integrity! Also i realise im not actually a conservative! They are far too left leaning for my liking!!

[@user-pammyr]

have you seen "What just happened" with Kevin... its hilarious

[@themargaretyates]

Absolutely bloody brilliant 👍👍👍🤣🤣

[@jo-annepearson]

Love these veteran grumpies😅😂 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[@DeborahHoward-h5c]

Just subscribed to your channel, IV been feeling really down,lost my winter fuel payment, I'll health and skint...I'm not kidding IV just laughed so much it hurt, thank you all you are all so bloody hilarious. Debbie Brid

[@angusmcangus7914]

How the hell did we live without mobile phones, digital watches and fitness apps? Very happily. And unsurveilled.

[@maxdamage2U]

And yet your on the internet...🤣

[@debl9957]

💯

[@paulalaye6428]

Love mike and Kevin sooooo much more please paulax

what a top show in these woke days we live in. tell it as it is and sod the woke feelings,love it.

[@clairecarlia-jones5979]

I'm 53 next month and I'm a woman. I'm a miserable cow and I love it! 😂😂😂

[@shivaunt71]

Welcome to the club, things have got so much worse in the last five years. I moan about everything 🤷‍♂️

[@frankbrodie5168]

Big Brother (the TV show) was actually semi-watchable for the first couple of years. When it was new, and the premise was just watching people getting up and going to bed etc. But as Mike says in the video, once it becomes abusive and they're starting to wind people up for entertainment, you might as well be watching live dog fighting. Because it's the same thing.

[@neilmoore5387]

Ha Nasty Nick and Craig the Scouse builder😂.

[@helenaawdry8916]

​@neilmoore5387 I remember them. Those were the days ay!?

[@neilmoore5387]

@@helenaawdry8916 It was the first ever Big Brother. Something innovative and new. Craig went on to have his own building telly show 😂. After 3 or 4 series it was shite as is every reality show these days. Remember Jade Goody !? Thick as but made her money before she passed. Now shows are Love Island which I’ve NEVER watched. All lasses are orange with daft white teeth, huge lips, bright orange spray tans and bleached blonde hair. All like clones 😂. Made in Chelsea full of entitled toffs and TOWIE a set of Essex chavs. Horrible folk. Rant over!

[@lesley10ful]

people i hate them ( not you guys obviously) but people in general. I love the show

[@gwenlillianlondon3772]

Under statement there - "now that c vid is no longer an issue" - are you kidding - this will affect ppl for decades, economically, physically, mentally et al.

[@davelynclutterbuck6643]

It's ok Mike just put the word out you're interested in a second hand phone

[@Sam-gw5pl]

No idea that was Terry Wogan’s son!

[@sameoldrecord]

Nor me …had to look it up

[@TheSuze66]

Me neither!! He’s very funny

[@kaywaters7478]

He’s very good on this programme.

[@neilmoore5387]

Nor me until a few weeks back.

[@alanjames884]

Reality TV is an Oxymoron.

[@debbielangton8371]

It cud be wirse it cud big brother parliament 😂😂

[@TheLoveOfTracks]

Mike doesn’t have a postman or postwoman? What? I thought everyone did!!!

[@GrahamElby]

Grumpy 😠 😂😂😂😂man

[@rosegregory5016]

Mike , now you know how northerners feel hearing southerners talking , it makes our ears bleed 🤣

[@neilmoore5387]

Well said!

[@julieambrose4558]

Oh you will know 🙂

[@debbielangton8371]

Ya need a pm with bipolar he wont let no 1 in😂😂

[@frankbrodie5168]

My own mum didn't mind men whistling. And I'm going to say that she was a similar age to Mark's mum. (b 1939) BUT she absolutely hated to hear women whistling. Always saying that her own mum had a saying - "There's enough whistling c cks. Without needing whistling hens.." Personally I love to hear a really tuneful whistling woman. Not in the street or anything. Actually in a stage act etc.

[@juliehyam5996]

I whistle all the time. I’m better at whistling than I singing !.

[@robertscown9218]

Why steal a mobile phone when it can be bricked, so it’s unusable. Well they can be here in Australia

[@stequality]

This is the change you all voted for

[@maxdamage2U]

Wrong, idiotic statement, only the people totally out of touch with what's really going on in the UK did.

[@debbielangton8371]

Robot ops😂😂

[@RO-qb9zv]

lmao.

[@lesleyhuggins9729]

Victim tv rubbish

[@stopanimalcruelty298]

Mike is very grumpy today . Us northerners don’t want to hear init and snobs thanks 😝

[@debbielangton8371]

I know police who have had there cosh nicked 😂😂

[@maxdamage2U]

Police don't have coshes

[@relaxingrollup]

b great if they drunk mushroom tea what a giggle,lol.

[@SteamvilleQuintet]

🤮

[@debbielangton8371]

I know how to defuse s row wen i see a man abusing his girlfriend your hard weres ya handbag ya wanna see the face its a picture 🖼️🤣🤣🤣💅

[@avryllsixtus3429]

It is said "Beckons field.mir Beeeeconsfield...great show by the way...