7th Heaven (Part One)

[@ClangersTV]

I had to split this into two parts because I was having copyright issues. Enjoy! Part Two is here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmK5iKGKndhpapI

[@mcrenn5350]

It's a christmas miracle. I love you

[@AfferbeckBeats]

Infringing copyright, HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST YOUR MIND?!

[@senhara5875]

You are the best seriously

[@NefariousPear]

The levels of autism being reached during the research for these is so inspirational

[@KMcNally117]

He fact he got the clip about the church owning the house was the kicker

[@Wavezone304]

It is very sad

[@shapes4893]

It's a Christmas miracle

[@JACKJOHNSON-l1m]

Yeah this is a pretty nice gift.

[@reverend_wintondupree]

Bless us, ever single one

[@Sheee211]

I’m not gay anymore (just kidding)

[@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers]

@@Sheee211 you swear it?

[@Soloman_Gumball]

Happy Kwanzaa!

[@GeoffreyBronson]

This is some commitment, even doing the bit Nick talked about editing together the intro. Great job man

[@Darth_Mak]

Good ol gay Clangers for ya!

[@menikmati789]

Dude it’s clangers

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

A dad being like “you were with a girl? What’s wrong with you? Have you lost your mind” is so funny to me. Lord knows my family would be overjoyed, considering I’m gay btw

[@CruisinForABrewsin]

The dad was clearly a Cumtown fan. Also, I'm gay

[@johnnym8717]

My dad would say you were with a girl? Nice.... I'm not gay. Lol Merry Christmas fellas

[@arthurb6882]

world of penis

[@XenittX]

​@@johnnym8717I'm not gay either because I like attractive women just like you guys. Hot females, am I right fellas? 😅🍻👨‍🏭💪

[@pokeman5000]

It truly was the pinnacle of 8o0mmer media. Like you either had a over controlling parent or one who gave absolutely 0 fucks about any of their off spring. Or you know a completely broken family because the divorce rate was obscene during the 70s/80s. The only sitcom of the era that wasn't total trash was Roseanne. She also called the Obama administration "planet of the apes." Hilariously based woman.

[@comeawaywithme]

Your dedication to putting these together for Nick's artistic rants will never not be a gay and beautiful addition to my regular viewing

[@macnsteez3938]

@@comeawaywithme *autistic

[@greatcolor]

The thought of Nick just hanging out watching 7th Heaven in the 2020's is so funny to me. I feel like he'd unironically do really well on Jeopardy!

[@StEvEn420BrUlE]

Nick is on the upcoming season of celebrity jeopardy. He lost on the first episode. I was at the filming

[@RollOutRory]

I'm imagining a very SNL Connery/Trebek kinda result from that, except it's Nick doing it on purpose

[@ThatGuyWithAComment]

Merry Christmas Clangers

[@ClangersTV]

Merry Christmas

[@crackthefoundation_]

The mom being completely uncomfortable with the compliment is deep comedy

[@BIacklce]

While Tim Dillon was not that kid of 7th Heaven, he was on an ep of Sesame Street in '94. Which makes me think he was one of Elmo's victims.

[@SGFTI]

Often molesters are people who were molested themselves, so it's possible Elmo was Tim's victim.

[@some_guy117]

For someone I read that and replaced sesame with Elm and thought about freddy krueger

[@BIacklce]

@some_guy117 A version of dyslexia but it replaces words with horror property things "I'm afraid your son has Fangoria"

[@DG-mi7yf]

Holy Moses what the hell are you guys even talking about

[@BIacklce]

@@DG-mi7yf a free association starting with tim dillon getting molested by elmo that turned into a fictional condition named after a horror magazine that makes you read words as horror properties. keep up.

[@akafume]

Nick owes clangers so much for creating his thoughts thats hes too lazy to capitalize on

[@localwaterchamp7712]

Nick should have hired this guy and saul years ago and actually done something rather than tafs which is equivalent to nothing at this point.

[@localwaterchamp7712]

Sorry to double comment, but Nick could do the funniest original cartoon sketches with Saul and it would be 10x funnier than whatever the hell they’re doing now.

[@ThePsychoAnon]

@@localwaterchamp7712this would mean nick has to stop being a misanthrope nihilist dickhead and look like he’s putting effort into something so probably not happening

[@victorrain]

@@akafume How many of us would not be here had Clangers not done that Steven Seagal video!?

[@borismuller86]

@@victorrainthat’s a good question. Also I’m gay.

[@ShadeNinja2990]

Young Tim Dillon is hysterical

[@nathanieledwards7150]

If it IS him, it's not on IMDb. Had to research to see if it's real and I think Nick is just taking a thorough job at the ol tub o guts

[@Theycallmethek3]

​​@@nathanieledwards7150it's obviously not him. Different eye colour and the fact that Tim Dillion wasn't really in anything before

[@teralyri]

He was on sesame street in 94 and that's pretty much it

[@FANKANable]

​@@Theycallmethek3 he was a child actor though, but I don't think that's actually him. He has been in commercials and bumpers for comedy central

[@crackthefoundation_]

Mom can tell. She hates him

[@TrevorTrove]

The legend, coming in clutch on Christmas Eve Eve

[@Wetknees]

What about Christmas Steve and it’s a man that has gay sex with you before Christmas

[@johnnym8717]

God damn i love this channel

[@campfortson4387]

There's a lot of cute guys in here

[@crispinbraithwaite8094]

Respect.

[@davidk.8434]

What Nick is describing is the unfullfilled promise of authoritarian parenting. You can be a petty dictator IF you live up to principles and values you pass along. But most such dictators are just feckless but rich enough to expect success without too much actual character building

[@DG-mi7yf]

Well said for a gay man

[@tomasrosa4430]

thanks for noticing i was watching one of the old videos earlier today and releasing this one for me tonight. you are one of my best friends.

[@purpleprinc3]

8:57 "Forget it Simon, you can't fight ignorance with violence, my dad wouldn't want you to hit him and neither would yours..." Simon: ...SHO-RYU-KEN! 💪😡

[@victorrain]

This is masterful work! Ever since Nick brought up the black church burning down episode, I was waiting for you to showcase your magic!!!!!!!!

[@baller84milw]

It's funny how no one ever talks about this show anymore, but when I was a kid it was one of the most popular tv shows around.

[@br3akstuff]

The reason why nobody talks about it anymore is pretty clear lol.

[@anotherrealm6176]

​@@br3akstuffthere's once a site in the dark web named after this show, because of "what happened"

[@SnuffleBlart]

@@br3akstuff Why? What happened??

[@thewelfarequeenpodcast7512]

@@SnuffleBlartThe show aged terribly because it is a very conservative religious show that doesn’t jive well with the modern zeitgeist. Also, the dad in the show admitted to molesting two girls under the age of 14 in 2014.

[@JFK-ir7yz]

The Weed episode was gold. When Matt brings a joint home. I used to watch that episode baked out of my face laughing the entire time. GOLD

[@GhostofGomezDawkins]

Growing up Catholic, I knew immediately something was off with 7th Heaven. Not so much about the Dad, he reminded me of a Priest who wanted to have sex with children. I just hated their fake happiness and problems. Not enough 90's alcoholism and domestic violence to feel like a real faith based family, that's the true uncanny valley of religious family shows.

[@greo909]

Ironically married with children had better family values than this shit show.

[@oogityboogity6644]

Happy Kwanzaa my brothas

[@gorway6807]

Mike Recine's family eats tonight! A Christmas miracle!

[@P-_-S]

Glad someone else picked up on how wild and weird this show is. In the mid 2000s, my friends and I would imbibe and watch re-runs of this on antenna TV and be howling with laughter and/or wanting to punch the dad or the youngest son in the face by the end of each episode. I had a running jokey theory that 7th Heaven is actually archive footage of the Borg trying to understand humanity, which is why in each episode every family member deals with basically the same issue, at an age appropriate level. Like, in the episode you highlight, it's racism, and the episode covers each person's journey in solving it over the course of their 5-10 minutes of story time per episode. The only other explanation for it, would be that the people making this show were uncreative hacks, but clearly that's not the case. Things go even more off the rails when the middle daughter gets married and they delve deep into what is portrayed as completely normal behavior for a wholesome godly relationship, but in reality is some seriously psychotic shit. I can only imagine how this warped some folks world views if they watched it in earnest and without the cynicism and sense of irony that my friends and I had for it.

[@crackthefoundation_]

Lmfaoo that Are you out of your mind, clipped in, is amzing

[@robertdog]

I was in a work/drug/alcohol binge that basically lined up with the run of 7th Heaven, so I never saw a second of the show prior to this upload. I do remember Jessica Biel being criticized for wanting to branch out from it or leave altogether and man she was really smart for getting out when she did.

[@SnuffleBlart]

She did like a sexy photoshoot or something once she was 18. That got their jimmies rustled.

[@aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

man I miss when sometimes you'd just turn on the TV and some fucking shitty awful show was playing and it was bad in a way where you could still have fun talking about it

[@ShatterNWO]

they don't make cringe like they used to

[@robtomben]

I still laugh about the time Sabrina the teenage witch came on with that animatronic cat. My friends and I would laugh uncontrollably.

[@thewelfarequeenpodcast7512]

@@ShatterNWOModern cringe is just baked into identity politics so, it’s not as funny anymore.

[@M_Campbell]

"Never seen it? It's his fourth time around." Holy Christ.

[@HaiselYT]

Never stop doing these, ClangersTV

[@pandavelli8176]

Jessica Biel ended up being a smoke show

[@AnthonySouthard-g7w]

ended up being ? her prime was in the show.

[@kevinhunt1202]

Imagine if prisons only played this show🤔

[@tokumei99]

ClangersTV?

[@noonecaresaboutgoogle3219]

"You ran a train on your cell mate again?! Have you lost your miiiiind!?"

[@paulrippcord506]

There’s a constitutional amendment that prevents the use of cruel and unusual punishment. You’d have prisoners trying to chew their own eyes out.

[@ymmij388]

Funny that you say that. I had never watched the Show charmed before. I found myself in the downtown San Diego jail for a few months last year. They would play hours of Charmed every day, among other shit programming that I would otherwise be oblivious to

[@trentbateman]

@@paulrippcord506should’ve done this in Oz on hbo

[@A_____F_____P_____and_____C]

Hell yeah, dude. Christmas busted early.

[@BGeeSkii]

That guy who plays Dwight. The one Nick said is Tim Dillon. His name is Jason Davis. Started checking this this guy out. Been going at it for like an hour lol

[@efflux89]

Yeah bro I got played too. I was searching it up confused

[@BGeeSkii]

This Jason guy is the grandson of a billionaire petroleum mogul lmao. He's very autistic. You can find videos of him here on youtube getting interviewed in LA like 15 years ago. Chris Chan tier. Crazy lol.

[@BGeeSkii]

@@efflux89 Nah I think Nick said it on purpose so people search the guy who plays Dwight. This Jason Davis guy. The guy is a gold mine of autism. Got pictures with Trump on Getty images lmao.

[@sandequation2653]

Damn well at least use some lotion dude.

[@BGeeSkii]

@@sandequation2653 lol

[@ThomasRoiloup]

The most shocking twist is Clangers stepping in with video evidence REFUTING and REBUKING Nick's own knowledge of the canon of 7th Heaven at 3:16.

[@Jetstoanywhere]

I never watched 7th heaven , but I am forced to take everything Nick says as fact.

[@yawns3004]

Clangers is BACK! And just in time to save Christmas

[@victorrain]

He has to considering Nick’s working to cancel Hannukah!

[@hardleftturn7274]

Another clangers masterpiece

[@probableflaws3597]

Clangers with the re-edit intro!

[@fashionofthechrist]

Petition for Mike Recine to join TAFS on retainer as Stav’s laugh track replacement

[@terrarune]

Nah he sniffs into the mic too much. Hurts the replay honestly

[@hardleftturn7274]

He also makes the microphone smell.

[@Snp2024]

Nick is just jealous he don't have 7 kids to shout on

[@solidkingcobra]

1:44 - 2:00 Holy recut intro Batman! (fckn genius editing).

[@burnu2240]

This bloke not only fooled me into thinking it was Stav but actually had things to add to the conversation....HIRE HIM

[@KarmaPaym3ntPlan]

4:40 incredible

[@daveintheAM]

Im just shocked there was enough material for the 7th heaven doubleheader (even with the copyright concern)

[@evanmandel3930]

Need Degrassi next

[@MrMeattball]

I legitimately can’t tell if Nick is just calling some random fat kid on 7th Heaven Tim Dillon, or if that god awful show Tim Dillon’s actual acting debut.

[@AllG98]

Clangers, the latest Soder podcast with Nick is ripe for a video (Gladiator 2, Star Wars)

[@WDC_OSA]

I'm gay and I drive a bus.

[@celticfox]

Absolutely how I remembered this show, didn't have cable and this was somehow always on one of the channels and somehow managed to watch more of this than I care to admit. Another ClangersTV classic!

[@matthallett4126]

Thank you for your efforts.

[@Mrcoconutgun]

Clanger banger for christmas 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@birdwalkin]

forget it simon, you can't fight ignorance with violence

[@SargentVentures]

Exactly what I wanted for Christmas

[@terrarune]

Sniffing into the mic unceasingly is the one thing killing this replay for me.

[@ratpiss]

i was waiting for this. Thank you so much.

[@sallyspits]

7th heaven is the name of Tifa's bar in the sector 7 slums in Final Fantasy 7

[@snackers65]

He DID IT by god he DID IT!!! Clangers doesn’t miss

[@dallastaylorfan]

im so glad clangers has started uploading again

[@bfnew4440]

The son Eric and Sam Winchester are twins separated at birth

“Tim Dillon played Dwight” I am dying here.

[@BringOutThePunx]

Damn. What a Christmas gift from ClangersTV.

[@FatherMePlease]

The father in this show is a real life pdf file

[@Lillydelwood]

I really tried to rewatch it. I just can't. I cant believe i used to watch this as a kid

[@robertdog]

This upload-one of the best, most unexpected Christmas presents I've ever received-was interrupted by an ad for BetterHelp right as I was getting my laughter under control. Almost pissed myself.

[@WM-gr4qi]

Thank you for making this video, I think this show really bothered me as a kid and it was one of the only shows I was allowed to watch.

[@beansyummydesu]

It's a Gaymas miracle

[@Kousaka_Kyousuke]

I get all my info of shows I've never seen from cumtown Also im gay

[@yourfamilydocter]

Can u do one of these edits but of Adam explaining "it's complicated" starring Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep

[@AndrewJam-vv9xw]

It’s even funnier cause it’s not even Tim Dillon 🤣

[@TheBaioken]

Girlfriend? Excuse me, what? I think my hearing is not right.

[@paulbunker85]

God bless you, I was really hoping someone would make this video

[@waightforrest1737]

After studying a little bit there are actually seven levels of heaven as they are multiple levels of hell. Christianity as it is nowadays just considers heaven to be one solid ground but there are multiple levels of heaven especially in the Gnostic view of heaven. Also I'm gay.

[@saltinodavito2135]

I'm glad nick is opening up avout his religious trauma

[@solidkingcobra]

As person that represent the 916. I still can't believe Nick knows about Elk Grove at 6:00. How the fck does he knows this city... which is indeed a suburbs of Sacramento. Light The Beam!

[@namik99]

he’s mentioned Placerville too my eye twitches every time he mentions the Sac area

[@solidkingcobra]

@@namik99 Did he ever mention Placerville's OG name?

[@omarcomin148]

mike recine absolutey nailng a dr katz impression keeping nick's monologue going

[@lochlansmith7096]

Bless you Clangers

[@Okayand33]

Clangers you're my boy, my #1 boy

[@jeshkam]

0:09 Peter File

[@kevinhunt1202]

Lol that’s not Tim Dillon hahahaha

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

@8:56 If John Brown and MLK hungout

[@lztrfilms8250]

Nick is the David Goggins of watching shitty movies and TV shows. *puts on 7th Heaven "Let me enjoy this pain"

[@Boog609]

god bless us, every one

[@urfknout]

Thank you sir

[@Savagino]

Fire, missed the uploads + we're so back

[@Dr.JeremyDunks]

7th Heaven was one of those shows that I never watched but for a few moments as I was flipping through the channels. Every single time this dad was raging at his kids about some stupid thing. I remember thinking he was John Tesh.

[@glorioustrump245]

5:39 how do you watch tv, brilliant

[@yuhknowhat7670]

4:02 what😰

[@NumbskullandTheKnuckleheads]

Merry Xmas Camdens

[@levicreeger4950]

its like at least hes doing something he likes in real life

[@myTERAexperience]

Sorta stereotypical the actor playing the religious dad would do what he did...

[@snakelama]

nothing gets past you.

[@cicero7409]

Hell yeah dude. I've been slowly getting into these 7th heaven bits the last month. Still don't know what it is or why it is. Thank you Clangers.

[@HindianYT]

clangers back with more bangers

[@Barfyman362.]

I watched this show as a kid. This is cracking me up so much.

[@reverend_wintondupree]

0:13 Poor Mikey from Recess. He went out in 2018 Mullen style

[@ulmeyda-kv4kb]

Its like a christmas miracle! Also im gay

[@pass-the-juice]

so is the podcast worth watching? this is basically just cumtown.

[@poisonedlava]

No stav 😢

[@st2udent_650]

Fuck no.

[@lepidusthewiser]

Its fun to pop in when a wacky, unexpected guest happens

[@lepidusthewiser]

But no, its not worth it. Not gay enough.

[@TheBonVivant_]

I was just thinking about how that recent 7th heaven rant was perfect for Clangers and Lo and behold.

[@HinDoongEe]

The only media I found to accurately represent Northern California is Lady Bird. And that movie is gayer than Call Me By Your Name

[@DylanxDje]

I’m gay

[@paulrippcord506]

I just remember being forced to watch this nightmare of a show in High School, usually in Humanities, Social Studies, or when the Guidance Counselor would come into our class. They’d pop in an episode of 7th Heaven accompanied by a BS worksheet.